BonkyBoi's Epic POV the Decimation War

* WARNING: not biased in the slightest and definitely objective*

Some really funny stuff happened this month, and I'm gonna talk about that. Forgive the unprofessionalism that could possibly be ahead.

WHY
The last time I did something like this was before the "BonkyBoi Experience" had begun. Since then, I never really felt compelled to do another because I became less focused on giving my 2 cents on drama, but rather causing it myself. The only reason I'm making an exception here is because I finally got around to watching the cult classic "American Psycho". The film stars Patrick Bateman, an antagonist. As the viewer, you get to hear his thoughts, and somewhat grasp an understanding of his motives. The idea of a villain's POV is mildly amusing, I thought I'd give one.

LE FUNNY BEGINNINGS
Our tale of toxicity begins with users ChaseWinner and ObiWanKenobiJesus squabbling. Some document was released by Obi disclosing what they believed to be proof that Chase was some other guy, and generally not fit to be bureaucrat. The document was quite frankly, shit. The report was quite haphazardly put together (ironic, I know), and the screenshotted evidence provided was mostly taken out of context. Despite how laughable Obi's "exposing" of Chase really was, he seemed rather shook up by it. I distinctly recall him begging users on the Wiki Staff Group Chat on Discord to "be on his side". Now to ask the question literally every person on the planet is just dying to know: who's side what the incredibly based and handsome BonkyBoiSays on?? I wasn't really on a side, to tell the truth. I found Obi cringe because he made a cringe document, and I found Chase cringe for getting so worked up over it. During these times, I had also seen Sway's monkey IQ plan to "destroy the Wiki". This plan really quite confused me, as it seemed Sway believed I would give enough of a shit to "overthrow" someone's virtual status. At the time, I was not given the identity of who came up with the idea, but I doubt knowing it was Sway would've affected how little I cared. I was quite open on how stupid I found the whole situation to be. I thought it would be a little laugh that I would forget in the coming days, but the comedy had only begun.

SLOW DOWN THERE COWBOY
I ain't finished writing my schizophrenic ramblings yet, so you'll have to wait for the rest. Until then, "enjoy" what I currently have written I guess.