Fanon:Thomas's Story

Chapter 1
Mondays.

It was another hectic morning for Thomas, as he woke up and started to get ready for the day.

"Let's see what crap SOTI posted this time," he said as he logged onto his account, dripping from the shower. But SOTI didn't post anything.

"Hmm, he'll post something in a few days. It'll be fine."

But days passed, even weeks, and SOTI did not come back.

"Is he dead?" Thomas pondered after a month. "What about Ash?"

Ash had not posted for the last month either. "This can't be good. What about Shin?!" Shin had also not posted anything.

"Where's SOTI's YouTube?!" he panicked. SOTI had not posted anything on YouTube either!

It seemed like he was dead.

so I did a fornite dance and posted it on YouTube

Chapter 2-Hacking
Thomas reported what he had encountered. Immediately the wiki went into a panic.

"Alright guys, how do we get SOTI back?" Thomas asked on the wiki chat.

"I could hack into his account and find out what he's doing," said a guest.

"Work your magic," Thomas replied.

So the guest worked on it, but SOTI still didn't return. The guest demanded a cash return or else his IP address would be leaked.

"I can't believe it," Cant said. "You tried all that and he still didn't reply?"

"He could've blocked me, but I think that would've been impossible. I told him to wire $5,000, but it seems like he's ignoring me. It's like he disappeared from his computer, maybe his house!"

"You know what, stay here for a while," said Thomas. "We'll need your services for a while."

"Sure," said the guest. "I'm actually having fun unbanning people's accounts on GoComics!"

Chapter 3-Land of Syrup
A few months passed, and SOTI didn't come back. The wiki was growing antsy.

Some days later, Thomas woke up to find a surprise on the chat!

"GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Cant said on the chat. "SOTI WAS ON THE DISCORD!!!!!"

Oh, come on, why Discord?... Thomas thought to himself. "Tell me more," he replied.

"Well," said Cant, "He logged on to the server for about 5 seconds and left! He's still out there!"

"That's great!" cried Thomas.

Later that day, Thomas was eating lunch with his family.

"I've got a surprise," said Thomas's mother to him and his sister. "We're going to Canada next week to visit your aunt!"

"YES!! Thank you so much!" cried Thomas.

Thomas spread the news to the others. They were elated. Thomas ended the day with saying, "Land of Syrup, here I come!"

Chapter 4-An Old Friend
"Yawn." Thomas woke up a week later more excited than ever. Today was the day he was going to see his aunt!

Thomas checks the wiki and posts "I try to disguise my fetishes but I think it's time I come clean"

Thomas then logs out of the wiki so that he can log back in after he's dripping from the shower. He then goes in the car to see his aunt.

2 hours later, Thomas arrived at his aunt's apartment. He played with his cousin and stuff. But then, after a while, the people on the lower floors started screaming. Someone wearing an army uniform barged into the door with a gun!

"HOLY CRAP!" cried Thomas, as the guy took away Thomas's family.

"You're perfect. Lemme kill you first-" Just then, the guy opened Thomas's computer. "HEY!" Thomas yelled. "Don't touch my computer!" The army guy even went on the BNCW! After that, he approached Thomas nervously.

"Thomas... is that you?" he said.

"Yes?"

"I can't believe it."

"Who are you anyway?"

"It's me, SOTI."

"What?! You?! SOTI?!?!"

"Yeah. Check out my badge." The badge read "AWDGS D42".

"What is AWDGS D42?" asked Thomas.

"It's 'Autism World Domination Government Society, Division 42'."

Chapter 5-The War Begins
"See, this is one reason why I hate the autistic community!" cried Thomas. "Now the world is doomed!"

"Not exactly..." said SOTI.

"What are you talking about?"

SOTI took his badge and snapped it in half!

"Wait... does this mean you're not part of the autism cult anymore?" asked Thomas.

"Yep! Now I'm rebelling against AWDGS. It wasn't much fun being an autist anyway."

"YES!!!! THANK YOU BUDDY!!!!! Come on, let's go kick some autistic ass in a battle for the world!"

"I agree," said SOTI. "I'll get out of the apartment first. You jump out of the window and I'll catch you."

"Good plan!"

And so, the two teamed up, as they went to war with the autistic community.

Then there was trouble. The two saw a nuke explosion in the distance!

Chapter 6-The First Battles
"HOLY CRAP!" cried Thomas. "WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE! THE SHOCKWAVE'S GONNA HIT US!!!!!!!"

The two ran as fast as they could. SOTI pulled out his phone and started livestreaming.

"What's up mother******s, Mweble here! Unfortunately, Ash couldn't join u-"

"Gimme that phone!" snapped Thomas, as he snatched the phone from SOTI's hands. "Sorry guys, no butt reveal today. We have a world to save!" He ended the livestream.

"I hate you, Thomas."

The two ran until they crossed the border. They took refuge in a forest in Washington.

That night, the two looked for food. All they could find was a chicken that SOTI killed with a gun AWDGS gave him.

"You know, this chicken could use some condiments..." mumbled Thomas.

"Say no more!" yelled SOTI. He pulled out a bucket from his war bag and hooked it up to a maple tree. Maple syrup started pouring in! SOTI put the sap over the fire, and put sugar in it.

The chicken was delicious that night.

With maple syrup and chicken in their bags, Thomas and SOTI went back to Canada. The sky grew red with each mile they hiked.

By the time they got to the center of Canada, a surprise awaited them! The entire place was a warzone! SOTI panicked. "Here, take my pistol."

Thomas chuckled. He knew this would be fun.

He walked up to a random autistic soldier. "Can you say 'she sells seashells by the seashore' at 8x speed ten times?"

The autist looked confused. Then Thomas shot him! "Haha, get KILLED, DEVIL!!!!"

Thomas went to another one. "What's 69x0+420?"

"0!" replied the autist. "Piece o' cake."

"WRONG!" booed Thomas. "It's 420!" He took another shot!

Thomas had fun shooting every single soldier. The battlefield was 1/6 drained of its soldiers by the time Thomas and SOTI retreated!

"Fist me hard!" yelled SOTI. And they did. Then, Thomas started feeling light-headed.

"Are you okay, Thomas?" asked SOTI.

"I'm... not... okay... I think... it must... be the... radi..."

Then everything went black.

Chapter 7- The Interaction
Thomas woke up, tied to a chair. He looked ahead and saw something horrifying! Ahead were two people talking with a familiar woman. The woman turned, and Thomas's jaw dropped.

"YOU'VE AWOKEN," said the woman.

Thomas audibly gasped. "Oh, no..."

It was Thomas's mortal enemy.

"What do you want with me?!"

"We want you. Here."

"NEVER!" Thomas yelled. "Why do you want me here?!"

"We are here to tell you that we're targeting you because 1, you hate us, and 2, I like stalking you. I've always loved stalking you."

"YOU LITTLE AUTISTIC *****!!!! I'VE ALWAYS HATED YOU, EVER SINCE YOU ASKED ME FOR THE LAST TIME IF I WAS OKAY!!!!! I KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU WANT WITH ME, AND I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TOO!!!!"

"Are you okay, Thomas? What's wrong? Anyways, I remember that soldier from District 42 that betrayed me to help you. We'll take care of him eventually. I will dominate the world, and I'll do whatever I want with it. NO ONE will stop us, not even you. So with that, I'll give you two options. You can either accept that us autists will dominate the world and we are the true superior beings... or we send you to hell because you still want to stop us, an unstoppable force, and we'll also turn the entire world against you hellish ableist, because the world doesn't like ableists."

"WE ARE-"

Thomas suddenly got tased in the chest!

Everything went black again. "Throw him out. We'll deal with him later."

Chapter 8- The Final Blow
Thomas woke up again, with SOTI hovering above him. "Thomas, you're awake. Great!"

"What... happened?"

"You got kidnapped by our leader. She's-"

"My MORTAL ENEMY."

"Yeah. For some reason, she looks like a grown 6'3" Mexican/Black/Indian woman with brown curly hair AND a big and bushy mustache with an additional deep voice as a result for growing to look like a grown woman, but she's only your age."

"I hate her. You know, I suspected something was wrong with her. Her troops are probably stronger because of me!

"Maybe I should tell you more about AWDGS."

"Yes, please!"

"Okay...

AWDGS was a secret government society that our leader, or your 'mortal enemy', founded that she disguised as another one of those charity programs that always does good one day, but goes bankrupt the next. She brought every autist in the world, young and old, high and low functioning, English, Spanish, German, Tuvaluan... with just two words. I was unlucky enough to be drawn in."

"That scoundreless! I'll try everything we've got, and I'll annihilate her entire army!"

So they went back outside to the battlegrounds. The sky was a deep red, and the battlegrounds were covered with red. The Canadian Army was putting their best effort.

Thomas grabbed SOTI's sniper, gave a yell that cut across the battlefield, and charged! Thomas was angry now, and he sniped every single autist he found! Only a quarter of the army was left by the time Thomas was finished. But then, just as he was about to shoot one more person, his mortal enemy said two words that shook him to the bones...

"AUTISTICS... ASSEMBLE!!!!!!!"

The autists were brought into the air. Even the dead ones! Everyone went bald! Girls lost their hair! Even Thomas's mortal enemy! SOTI felt himself getting weaker and weaker. "Thomas... it was great fighting with you. Please keep referring to Squirrel COUGH as a gay transgender... furry... COUGH" Then SOTI was dragged away. The autists were struck with red lasers, and they screamed like Bagel Deirdre!

Thomas started to worry. It was possessed autists against one. It seemed like there was nothing he could do.