User blog:GarfieldMN/My staff application (to use in the future)

My staff application (to use in the future)

I am an excellent candidate for (position of choosing)! I am brilliant and awesome in every way and I have my reasons for being an awesome (position of choosing)!

Here are the reasons why I excel in being a candidate for the job of (position of choosing)

1. I have way more edits than any other non-staff person (thanks Sway) 2. I have an excellent sense of spelling and an “alright” sense of grammar when I am writing, and I do not use a “spell checker”. 3. I excel in being a (position of choosing) because I am good at (examples of what my position of choosing should be doing) 4. I have had numerous featured pages, including some of my informational pages and competitions that has gotten on the “featured” list. 5. I am well-known around the BNCW community as a well-respected and mature person, unlike (competitor). 6. I am currently (status of activeness) and it will only get better once I am elected as (position of choosing) 7. I know the CSS pretty well unlike (competitor) and I know a fair share of Java, unlike (competitor)

Now, let’s talk statistics! 1. I have currently (number of edits) edits! And it will only improve when I become (position of choosing) 2. I also have a lot of people liking me and ZERO people that dislikes me! Haha! 3. I have (number of GLOBAL edits) global edits, because I like interacting with other communities around the FANDOM community too! 4. I also have (number of discussion posts) discussion posts, meaning that I have a life!

Enough about me, let’s talk about you!

You should choose me as your choice of (position of choosing) on your  ballot this election. You won’t regret a single thing that you have done! You are amazing and awesome if you will choose me in the next election! If you choose (competitor), you are a stinky poopy pants that needs a diaper change soon, and you will regret what (competitor) has done to the wiki, because you voted for (competitor)!But it’s still your choice to vote for me!