Fanon:The Sacred Bible of Yoda

Part 1: Genesis
It was the great Ireland hunger during 1845. The Irish were pleading for help and from the shadowy void, a figure rose from them. It was the great Melonus the legend, creator of the republic and earth. He said: "I grant thou all Melonus". The potatoes slowly turned into fresh, pure watermelon and winter melon which then served the Irish for the rest of the century. Melonus then called the firmament Revan of Honoluo to bring him up to the skies of the republic.

Melonus, proud of his greatness, decided to create more. And Melonus said; "LINCOLN PEIRCE, RISE UP" He blessed the cartoonist with basic items and said it was good.

Then he created the planet "Genesis" or "Geonosis"

Part 2: Day 3
When Jesus died, everyone was very sad, but then Melonus came down from the sky to give melons to everyone and everyone worshipped melon. But for people who did not obey him got punished with rotten melon and would publicly humiliated with rotten melon. So everyone was forced to pray to the melon gods.

Part 3: Little Timmy is born
One day lord Yoda wasn't having any fun. and thus he decided to make a new breed of animal: pigs. He added them into version alpha of the earth. He named his first pig "Little Timmy". Little Timmy would then continue to start a family of more pigs who would eventually rule to high skies of the earth. But soon enough, a person named Ben is born. He was a pig lover and decided that all pigs deserved freedom and he wanted to become a ruler as well. Many wars were fought and Ben, or as people called "Pig Lover" and his brother fell.