We Are Number Says

Note: This is a parody of we are number one. To avoid confusion, Martysays is Robbie Rotten.

[Intro]

"Are you, uh, a real poller?”

''“Well, uh, technically... nah.”''

“Have you ever reported an anti-poller, like, uh, like a real narwhal?”

"Nah.”

“Have you ever tried a VPN?”

“Nah, nah...”

''“Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be pollers!”''

[Hook]

(instrument music)

Hey!

We are Number Says

Hey!

We are Number Says

[Verse 1]

Now listen closely

Here's a little lesson in Spammery

This is going down in Commentary

If you wanna be a Poller Number Says

You have to report an Anti-poller on the run

Just follow my spam, and sneak around

Be careful not to make a comment about the strip

(Shh)

(No, don't report me!)

[Hook]

We are Number Says

Hey!

We are Number Says

We are Number Says

[Verse 2]

Ha ha ha

Now look at this anti-poll, that I just found

When I say go, be ready to report

Go!

(Report him, not me!)

(Ugh, let's try something else)

Now watch and learn, here's the deal

He'll slip and slide on this argument!

(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)

[Outro]

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We are Number Says

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