500 Pet Peeves Challenge

​​​​​What if LITERALLY is correct in this case? WHAT IF Nate actually has 1 million pet peeves???

Maybe one million is too many, but let's see if we can come up with 1000 of Nate's pet peeves.

Original Strip: https://www.gocomics.com/bignate/2013/05/02

The List

 * 1) Gina Hemphill Toms
 * 2) Cats (Though this is debatable)
 * 3) Egg Salad
 * 4) Cat Ladies
 * 5) Mrs. Godfrey
 * 6) Annoying School Clubs
 * 7) Randy
 * 8) Jefferson Middle School
 * 9) Trivia Books
 * 10) School in general
 * 11) School cafetorium
 * 12) Figure Skating
 * 13) Marty
 * 14) Big sisters
 * 15) Crazy customers
 * 16) Cleanliness
 * 17) Cheez Doodle Shortages
 * 18) Artur
 * 19) Getting rejected by Jenny
 * 20) Kim Cressly
 * 21) Homework
 * 22) Pop Quizzes
 * 23) Tests
 * 24) Essays
 * 25) Femme Fatality Spoilers
 * 26) Mr. Galvin's lectures
 * 27) Annoying catchfrazes
 * 28) Losing at anything