Fanon:The Concept of Thy Holy Yoshi Paisano

The concept of Thy Holy Yoshi Paisano is very difficult to understand when you are a mere peasant. But I, one of the highest members in this class, shall explain it to you.

The Concept
Supposedly, Thy Holy Yoshi Paisano was started when the Yoshi species came to life. After the Great Fiery Ball Bombing of Earth(aka the dinosaur's extinction), a new breed of dinosaurs arose. These were the Yoshis.

The Birth of the Yoshis
How did the Yoshis appear? In a cave where holy dinosaurs were hiding from the Great Fire Bombs, one of the last holy Tyrannosaurus coughed up all his body nutrients in the form of an egg and died. The egg, which had blue spots, rolled to the cave where the other holy dinosaurs were hiding. It hatched. Guess what? After a few days when the dinosaurs took care of it, it hatched into a Yoshi. It was specifically blue. The other last Tyrannosaurus did the same with the first one, and it hatched into a Pink Yoshi. These two mated and started a new generation of dinosaurs that would last forever and ever.

To this day, the priests of the churches that consists everyone who worships Thy Holy Yoshi Paisano are Blue or Pink Yoshis, because they are credited with starting the species.

The Early Life of Thy Holy Yoshi Paisano
Thy Holy Yoshi Paisano was born 65 million years after the Great Fiery Ball Bombing of Earth. This particular Yoshi was green. After His birth happened, the two Yoshi parents were slowly dying. The mother placed Thy Holy Yoshi Paisano in the Yoshi River, after wrapping Him with a towel. Thy Holy Yoshi Paisano drifted in the river for so long until someone saw Him in the Desert Koopa Kingdom. This was the Wendy O. Paisano, who was the ruler of a separate Koopa Kingdom.

DISCLAIMER: This is not the Wendy O. Paisano who the Mayro Paisano and Luigi battle today. This was the mother of the next Wendy.

When the Wendy O. Paisano rescued Him from the river, she told her two guardians to not tell anybody this was a Yoshi, or else they would die from a concussion from getting hit by a candy ring in the head..

After, Wendy brought Thy Holy Yoshi Paisano to the ruler of the Desert Koopa Kingdom. The ruler of the kingdom considered Thy Holy Yoshi Paisano to be his own son, and treated him well, because the ruler's own son was very selfish.

Supposedly, one day when the ruler sent Thy Holy Yoshi Paisano to work in the desert, Thy Holy Yoshi Paisano saw thousands of enslaved Yoshis working hard in the desert, to build the Great Pyramid of Iggy. After a long day's work, Thy Holy Yoshi Paisano went back to the ruler and asked why there were so much enslaved Yoshis. The ruler started to get suspicious.

One night, when the enslaved Yoshis were working on the Great Pyramid, Thy Holy Yoshi Paisano approached them and revealed that He was a Yoshi. At midnight, Thy Holy Yoshi Paisano brought out all of the enslaved Yoshis from the Desert Koopa Kingdom. In the morning, the ruler found out that Thy Holy Yoshi Paisano was a Yoshi and should have rotted in the desert. The son of the ruler became the new ruler because of death, and the Koopa Troops of the Desert Kingdom chased Thy Holy Yoshi Paisano and the Yoshis to the Southeast Koopa Sea. Thy Holy Yoshi Paisano took his tongue, attached it to the ground, and parted the sea so that the Koopas could no longer do the right thing.

At the time when Thy Holy Yoshi Paisano arrived back at Yoshi's Island, the Yoshis were living harshly. They always believed a Messiah would arrive from God. Because of the actions of Thy Holy Yoshi Paisano, the Yoshis finally believed that the Messiah of the Yoshis had arrived. Supposedly, this is how Thy Holy Yoshi Paisano came to this Earth and blessed us all.

Thy Holy Directions that Thy Holy Yoshi Paisano has given us
There are many directions that Thy Holy Yoshi Paisano has given us, such as living a good life, be nice. and not entering the Statue Tanooki Form.

Do Not Trust the Evil Mayro Paisano
Supposedly, when the Mayro Paisano was born, he did not comply with thy holy directions that Thy Holy Yoshi Paisano gave to us, such as when he is in a jam, he dismounts Thy Holy Yoshi Paisano and leaves him falling into an abyss or lava.

There is a legend about the two Tanooki leaves. One makes you gain raccoon ears and a tail. That is the right one to use, according to Thy Holy Yoshi Paisano. The other one, the Statue Leaf, grows fur all over you and gives you the ability to turn into a statue.