Community event:Sonic

Signups:
Hinomori/Yunsou

MrLongDo

Ashaniel

Pinnochio/Jacks

can't

Thomas

Vecna

Prologue:Sonic never left gocomics and got in contact with a mod. He got them to ip ban everone he dislikes except ash, shin and brutus because he didn't know them well. He and his friends take over the comment section and out of their pure love for sonic they build a portal so they can all meeet up. There was a glitch, and all the gc users come. Sonic enslaves them but makes it look like he cares about them. Fox news grows and they build a castle for their master

Ash
Tengen comes over to you and starts to say bignate is good and his crc goons agree.

I make a three hour documentary video on the downfall of Big Nate and why it's utter trash, and then send it to tengen.

Tengen gets mad you have an opnion and does anime crap.

I have the sudden realization that I AM an anime protagonist, so I take my glasses off in a slick anime style. I then attack him with bad animation and generic and/or horny plots

Tengen starts to bitch about how your ruining anime and then you kill him

after killing tengen I use my anime powers to make women pop out of nowhere

'''Ten asian women, 5 white women and 7 latina women appear. They all want to have sex. They are wearing revealing clothes.'''

I explain that this is 4Kids. I tell them their needs will be dealt with later, as long as they're my army.

'''They take their filters off and they are obese and ugly. They agree.'''

eh, I'll take what I can get. But we still need more people if we want to overthrow sonic. I try to find shin or brutus.

Brutus is underground and shin is halfway across the globe.

my army digs

Your army digs, and you find mweble and his server. They all attack the women and have sex with them while mweble starts taking his shirt off, revealing his 666 pack. He then looks at you.
I say hi to mweble

Mweble moans sexually and tries to bang you. You can switch places with one person. Who do you choose?(it woyuld be funny if you swapped places with mr long do)
but why would I want to teleport right now? Whatever I’ll switch with mrlongdo ig

You see thomas heading twards you and you see andrew tate. He says that a beta male was just there, but dissapeared.
I beat up thomas

Thomas starts crying and runs to sonic to snitch on you. Tate starts to size up to you.
I give Andrew a hug

Shin
tails tries to convince you to join fox news.

I politely decline.

He doesn't take no and rushes into you.

I scream and call him a moe lester

'''He says he likes them because his master is one. Tails captures you and sells you to sonic as a slave.'''

I blast "swalala" from my phone to distract them then run away

'''Tails looks like he's out of a trance. He says "where am i". Ilcorb also wakes up. Sonic is pissed and rips ilcorb in half. He shows tails gacha, and tails starts to attack you again.'''

I cancel him on twitter

'''20 neckbeards and 15 femenists start chasing after tails. Sonic is running after a helocopter which is going to ohio. They lower a ladder down and stun sonic.'''

I run to florida

A florida man kidnaps you and sells you as an interglobal slave

tf??? Well Im asian so I spread the news on twitter and now 40 blue-haired nonbinary trans bluey fan liberals are coming to save me

'''They save you by canceling the florida man. They say liberal crap like pot and gay rights.'''

I say ":3" and go about my day

They follow you and insist that women have rights and that crap. You find a ton of weed.
I sell the weed

Your rich now, but the liberals still follow you. They chase you until you step into texas. They wait across the border. A texan with a cigarette and cowboy hat waves to you. What do you do?
wave back. I try to find the fellas(ash or cant)

Ash is underground with soti and cant is somwhere underneath sonic's base thing
I buy a gun from texas then summy to ash

Brutus
ironspidey recanizes you and attacks you because you were a troll

Damn, Already? I guess I beat his cringe ass then. I become my true form. Mario. I start walking towards the castle.

'''Ironspidey bitches to sonic and know sonic knows about you. He is very mad and sends all of fox news to hunt you down. You are being chased by toma and kitten. You find two paths. One takes you to sonics basmen-I mean, castle, and the other is to his jail cell where he has all the old trolls'''

Tricky. . . I go to the jail cell.

'''You see alot of users like soti, mimi, bns, bonkey ect. You can free one of these users and sacrafice another.'''

I free BNS and decide to take him with me because he can handle Sonic well. I sacrifice SOTI.

'''Soti goes on twitter and tells people that he's getting sacraficed. Nobody cares until he says he supports lgbqt. A hellocpter pick him up and leaves. Sonic chases the hellocpter. Toma and kitten found you and bns'''

I eat super flower and bomb the helicopter to the ground.

'''The hellocpoter crashed down. Bowser then appears and turns sonic's castle into his castle with lava and everything. Fox news screems as bowser eats them. BNS suggests that you help them to show them all trolls arn't bad.'''

I turn back into my disguise of Brutus and show them that a troll is not bad.

'''The fox news nerds don't listen to you and call you trolls. bowser eats them but gets diareia due to him eating like 20 simps. A homosexual appears'''

I punch the homosexual because im so fucking homophobic. I shoot the fox news nerds down with my flower powers.

Bestbignatefan appears and says sonic rules and starts attacking you.

Im tired of this shit. I unlock all the trolls I lead the troll army on the crc nerds

'''Bonkey appears and snaps best bignate fans neck. Scout lights up some people before getting killed.mimi and based batman also come. You notice sonic's castle crumbling. The castle crashes down and bonkey is killed sadly. Their are 2 tunnels you can see. One smells awful, and the other has a newspaper neer it'''

i go to the nespaper

'''You go neer the newspaper. You read it outloud. It says fox news. You hear people arguing further down the tunnel.'''

I go down the tunnel

Can't
'''You wake up in a newspaper office. You see a blue cat and a red hedgehog arguing with a train and girl about religion.You hear a group of people walking to your locsation, but they are far away.'''

I go as far away from all of that as possible.

They hear you and ask your opnion on religion. You find a gun placed right next to you. You see thomas looking at olvia who is posting only fans content
I say I have no opinion. I sneak the gun into my pocket and walk away

You see thomas running away and here mr long do crying. Which way do you go?
Gonna run the opposite direction of thomas.

You find yourself in a cave with fox news people. Olivia is posting only fans content. What do you do?
Hmm, this is a toughie.

I transform into God Beloved Train. Then I get out of the cave because I am a train

Jesus is mad you call the train god and turns you into a furry
I punch Jesus in the face and promote myself to God Beloved Train

You see ash in a neerbye tunnel and you see cant running from you.
I shout to Cant that i disbanded from FOX and I'm the good guy. Then I go to Ash.

Ash beets the shit out of you and you cry to sonic. On the way, you see autistic people.
I beat the fuck out of Ash and make him autistic

You find yourself with irrelevant commenters like Iceceam, Squirrel and Copertine. They ask to join them. What do you do?
Leave and cry

Vecna
'''You wake up and relize your in a texas bar. The bartender asks your age.'''

I grab a crowbar and hit him on the head.

'''He fall unconsious. You see the news and it talks about a castle with a sonic face popping out of nowhere. You also see knews about a bunch of liberals gathering on the border. A texan wants to hire you to get rid of the liberals.'''

I grab a gun and head towards the border

You see shin and a bunch of liberals. What do you do?
I give out a war cry and start firing in their direction.

The libs start crying and start running in multiple directions. The guy who hired you says that for each body, you get 100 bucks. You see a huge group going north. What do you do?
I decide to raid a warehouse containing explosives to make my job simpler.

In the warehouse, you find some middle eastern terrorists who are planning to bomb the white house. They see you and start chasing you
Uhmm..

I get into the nearest building and hide. Then I use my phone to try and contact Biden.