Smiling Thomas's Fanfics

I present to you, a cringe trip down Memory Lane. These are the different fanfics I created, from the OG, Cheez "Doo"dles, to the Sonic Crossover.

I hear that Lego Sonic is getting a new wave of sets by the way!

Cheez "Doo"dles/Late for His Date with Rosie Though It wasn’t His Fate Because He Kept Mining Slate in His Dreams and Ate Cookies on his Plate but he was Late for his Date with his “Mate”
Nate and Francis walked out of the lunchroom. Nate rushed to the bathroom to clean his mouth. For lunch he ate a ham and cheese sandwich, an apple, and 15 bags of Cheez Doodles. Soon, it was time for Math.

“Is it just me, or does my stomach feel lousy?” Nate said.

“You probably ate too much Cheez Doodles,” said Francis.

They arrived at the Math room, where Mr. Staples greeted them with a “hearty” joke. Teddy fought back with another one, and he got detention.

“Good afternoon, class!” said Mr. Staples.

“Excuse me, Mr. Staples, may I please use the lavatory?” said Nate. The waste in him had built up.

“Sure, Nate. After all, we’re not doing anything special in class. We’re just playing Math Jeopardy.”

Do I really want to miss Math Jeopardy? thought Nate.

Soon, Nate arrived at the lavatory. He lifted the toilet seat, and when he tried to poop, nothing came out! He then remembered that he hadn’t brought water! And water stops constipation!

When he got to the water fountain, it was busted! Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! He couldn’t push it.

“NATE!” yelled Principal Nichols.

“H-hi, big guy.” “Explain what is going on here, Nate,” said Mr. Nichols, tapping his foot on the ground.

Nate said everything at once.

“OkaysoIatefifteenbagsofcheezdoodlesforlunchandwhenmathstartediwenttothebathroomtopoopbutiwasconstipatedandIdidn’thaveanywatersoIwenttothefountainandthat’swhereyoufoundmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!”

Mr. Nichols pondered a bit, then took a detention slip, ripped ⅙ of it, and gave it to Nate.

“Go see Mrs. Czerwicki for ten minutes today,” he said. “And *please* use the bathroom.

So despite his constipation, Nate used the bathroom, and ran in joy back to the Math room.

“I’m baaaaack!” he said in a Dee Dee-ish voice.

“Just in time!” We’re doing our second round!” said Mr. Staples.

Nate came in third. The contestants were him, Gina, and a new student named Rosie.

When the bell rang, Rosie shyly walked to Nate. “Nate? That was really professional how you did in Math.”

“And yet you came in second,” Nate joked.

“There’s something I wanna tell you,” said Rosie.

“Spill it!” said Nate.

Rosie gave him a big fat kiss on the cheek.

Nate was FILLED TO THE BRIM with ecstasy, but inside he was 10% panicking. He knew he had to give up Cheez Doodles.

Then, he had an idea! He would eat Lays’ chips. Nate served detention, then ran home, and got rid of his entire Cheez Doodles supply. Then he went to the store and bought sour cream and onion Lays. He wanted to be on time for his date with Rosie.

He told Ellen, Francis, Teddy, Chad, Martin, etc. Ellen didn’t feel so good after hearing this, but when Nate asked, Ellen didn’t respond.

Saturday came. Nate was drawing a comic about mining slate with hate while eating cookies on his plate. Suddenly, the bell rang. Nate threw on his winter clothes and opened the door.

“Hi, Rosie!” said Nate.

“Hi, Nate!” said Rosie.

Nate was still not sure if he had a crush on Rosie or he wanted to be a couple, but he was a bachelor for a long time! Plus, Rosie looked super cute!

Nate took 2 bags of chips with him.

They went to a movie theater, and watched “Spider-Man: No Way Home”.

While they were walking home, Rosie engaged in a conversation with Nate.

“You know, my brother speaks very highly of you! You work at his store as an intern!”

“Who?” asked Nate.

“Remember, I said ‘brother’.”

“Then who?” said Nate.

“His name is Gordie!”

TUNE IN FOR PART 4(TECHNICALLY):

* BIG NATE WAS LATE FOR HIS DATE WITH ROSIE BUT IT WASN’T HIS FATE OR FAULT BECAUSE HE DREAMT ABOUT MINING SLATE IN A STATE OF HATE AFTER HE ATE COOKIES ON HIS PLATE BUT HE WAS LATE FOR HIS DATE WITH HIS “MATE” PART 1* Nate was absolutely speechless.

He ran home frantically. He wanted to have a girlfriend, but Rosie wasn’t his type! “HOW COULD SHE BE GORDIE’S SISTER?!?!?!?” Nate screamed.

Now he knew why Ellen was so paranoid.

Ten minutes later, he heard a knock on the door.

Gordie… and Rosie.

“I’m sorry for the mispronunciation, Nate. Gordie is my COUSIN,” Rosie explained.

“Okay,” said Nate.

The next morning, Rosie and Nate walked to school. Everyone congratulated them… but when they were walking down the hallway, a punch missed his head. The skin was a dark brown.

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY GIRLFRIEND, LOVER BOY?!?!?”

Nate recognized the voice. He saw Marcus above him.

“I thought you were going steady with Maya,” said Nate.

“I broke up with her! Seven years ago! You were there! So when I was going home, I found this girl- you, Rosie- outside of school, and we became a couple!”

“Well, I’m too good for you, Marcus!” Rosie said.

“Nate, you loser, I’ll make a figment o-”

Before Marcus could say anything, Nate punched him in the cheek. It was the hardest blow Marcus ever took.

Nate quoted, “My fist swelled so much I felt it would burst.” Marcus got up, and, well…

Well, let’s just say that things were not so jolly. He was actually wheeled on a stretcher to the nurse! A surgeon gave him the proper treatment and medicine.

One hour later, Nate opened his eyes.

In front of him were Rosie, Francis, Teddy, Chad, Jenny, Angie, Gina, and Jeff.

“Okay, what really surprises me is how Angie is here.”

They all let out a big whoop! Teddy was noogying Francis and Jeff, Gina, Jenny, Rosie, and Angie were dancing in a square, and Chad was just singing Adele’s “Oh My God”.

Principal Nichols walked in.

“Thank you so much, Surgeon Nicole. I’ll probably marry you someday.” The kids burst into laughter.

“Nate, Marcus has detention for the next three weeks. You don’t have to worry.”

Just then, someone banged on the door. It was Martin.

With clenched teeth, he said, “COME WITH ME, YOUNG MAN. YOU ARE IN VERY BIG TROUBLE.” “Heh heh… What do you mean, I’m in trouble?” muttered Nate.

At this rate, Martin didn’t care if a surgeon had come to him. “YOU WILL GET IN THE CAR, AND WE WILL SPEAK ABOUT THIS AT HOME.”

“Iwillgetinthecarandwewillspeakaboutthisathome,” said Nate.

“Mr. Wright, why are you doing this?” said Mr. Nichols.

“Please excuse me, Mr. Nichols. Nate and I will be DISCUSSING about this incident!”

“I have it all covered.”

“I don’t CARE if you have it covered. I want this young man at home right now!”

So, they went home.

“Nate, I am very ballistic at you. The fact that you engaged in a fight with someone at school is very wrong of you! Especially when you punched him so hard! I don’t care if it wasn’t your fault, or he punched you back, or you went to a surgeon. What matters is it was your fault. I am grounding you for three months- no sports, no chess, no ROSIE. And during that time, you will also be put on academic probation!”

“WHAT?!?!”

Ellen opened the door. She had just come back from school.

“Daddy! Don’t do this!”

“YES! THANK YOU ELLEN!!!!”

What happens next? Find out in “Part 7”

* BIG NATE AND HER BRAVE SISTER ELLEN* FINAL PART OF WHOLE STORY!!!

“Dad, please! If he stays in his room, then I won’t get to attack him! ”

“Oh, thanks a LOT, Ellen!”

“But seriously, Dad. Don’t punish Nate!”

“Ellen, I have a perfect reason to ground Nate.”

“To be perfectly frank, Dad, your reason isn’t a good one.”

Just then, banging on the door happened. Outside were Francis, Teddy, Chad, Rosie, Jenny, Angie, Gina, Kelly, Daisy, Cyndi, Jeff, Dee Dee, and much more!

“We heard about your grounding, Nate. So we decided to come and save you. And to help you get ungrounded, we got a special weapon!”

Mrs. Godfrey walked up to Martin. “IF YOU WILL GROUND HIM, I WILL PUT YOU AS AN ASSISTANT TEACHER. IF YOU REFUSE TO BE AN ASSISTANT, THEN YOU WILL GET DETENTION.”

In a squeaking voice, Martin said, “okaynateyouarenotgrounded”

“HOORAY!” shouted everyone.

“What’s really ironic is that you used Mrs. Godfrey to capture Fort Nate,” he said.

THE END!

What did we learn?

Nate ate fifteen bags of Cheez Doodles and got constipated. Then he got himself a new girlfriend, so he decided to give up Cheez Doodles. While on the way home from a movie, Rosie told Nate that her brother was named Gordie, but she made a mistake, misusing “brother” for “cousin”. While in the hallways, Marcus punched and missed Nate, then told him the truth about Rosie. Nate punched Marcus and vice versa. He went to the nurse and got taken care of by a surgeon. A big group of kids came and celebrated, but Martin came over very mad. He grounded Nate, but he was refrained by Mrs. Godfrey.

G’BYE, FOLKS!

The Thomas and Friends Reboot
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Quick! Release the brake! It’s time for another Big Nate story!

When Nate and Teddy suddenly wind up on the Island of Sodor, where Thomas the Tank Engine and all his friends live, they climb into his cab and explore the island, finding the ingredients to their portal back to Maine.

They meet a lot of old friends on the way… some of the MISCHIEVOUS ones!

With the help of Thomas, can Nate and Teddy somehow transport back to their old world?

Find out in: *Big Nate and The Thomas & Friends reboot*

Coming to you on January 15! One day, Nate invited Teddy to his house. They made themselves a bowl of coffee-flavored ice cream, then turned on the TV.

“ARGH!!” screamed Nate. “‘Star Trek-The Next Generation’ is down!”

“I guess we could watch Thomas & Friends,” said Teddy. “Ahh… preschool memories.”

So Nate changed the channel. “Oh boy, it’s starting!”

Then what happened next…

“Here comes Thomas!

I’m the number one engine,

WHOA!

All engines go!”

Nate and Teddy were speechless. The No.1 was not the same.

“THOMAS!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” cried Nate and Teddy.

They sobbed and sobbed in front of the TV. Suddenly, they stopped crying when a purple ray of light formed beneath them.

“N-Nate? What’s happening?”

They got sucked in! They could see the end of the portal which happened to be…

“Knapford Station?”

At last, they landed right next to Thomas, who was shunting trucks in the Knapford shunting yard.

“Cinders and ashes!” Thomas cried.

“We’ve been sucked into Sodor’s land!” cried Teddy.

“Not to mention it’s the 2011 version. Man, that was _so_ good!” Nate and Teddy got into Thomas’s cab. They knew how a steam engine worked. It turned out Thomas was low on coal, so they released the brake, pulled the throttle back, and moved Thomas to the hopper. There, Thomas loaded up with coal.

“I have a freight train to pull. Maybe you two can come with me,” said Thomas.

Nate acted as the driver, and Teddy as the fireman. Thomas shunted his train, coupled up to it, and he was ready.

“Now, where is the whistle-”

Nate grabbed a chain on the roof of Thomas’s cab. That was the whistle.

Soon, they were off. Teddy was busy shoveling coal until the fire was huge.

Nate was checking the pressure on the steam gauges while gripping the throttle tightly.

They came to Elsbridge Station. Next to the platform were Percy and James.

“Hello, Thomas! Who’s in your cab?” asked Percy.

“Percy, I’d like you to meet Nate and Teddy.”

“Oh, the comic superstars? *scoff* I highly doubt it,” said James.

“Say, Thomas, we need to get back to our home. We need to find ingredients.”

“Let me take you to the mines!” said Thomas. So the cars were uncoupled, and the No.1 was on his way.

While in the mines, Teddy spotted something purple.

“Amethyst!” “We found amethyst!” cried Thomas. Amethyst was an important AND rare part of the portal home.

So they took about a pound of amethyst, and set off. At one point, Nate bumped into the brake, and Thomas stopped immediately. It was jammed, so Nate had to climb under Thomas and fix it himself. By the time he was done, his face and clothes were covered in soot and dust.

“Join the club,” said Teddy.

Soon, they were on their way back to Ffarquhar Sheds, where Thomas, Percy, and Toby rested.

Toby was there. “Hello, Thomas. Where’s your driver or your fireman?”

“Toby, I’d like you to meet Nate & Teddy.”

“Ah, the comic superstars!”

Emily puffed over to Thomas. Nate instantly beamed when he saw her.

“Nate Wright. Scorpio.”

Thomas was so mad that he bumped Nate so hard that he almost broke his back.

“Engines don’t have zodiacs!” retorted Thomas. Just then, he heard a horn that made his fire go out.

“PINCHY’S COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Nate, Thomas, Teddy, Toby, and Emily knew it all too well. “DIESEL 10!” cried Nate, Thomas, and Teddy. Diesel 10 was hunting for amethyst all over the island so that he could destroy it with his claw.

“We need to get out of here now! Toby, you go with James to hide the amethyst so that Diesel 10 can’t find it.”

Nate and Teddy climbed in, pulled the throttle, and they were off, to get away from Diesel 10.

But by the time they had reached Henry’s Tunnel, they were too late.

“PINCHY’S COMING!” cried Diesel 10.

Nate and Teddy were scared to strokes. Nate was constantly barking orders at Teddy in a hurry while checking the steam gauges. Teddy was shoveling coal until Nate told him to stop. It reminded him of the chase from “Thomas & The Magic Railroad.”

The viaduct laid ahead. Diesel 10 was catching up. The viaduct was starting to collapse. Luckily, Thomas crossed over it before it completely collapsed. Unluckily, Diesel 10 did so too.

They zoomed past Wellsworth. Wilburt was there.

“WILBURT! Can you make a distraction?”

“Right away, Thomas.”

Wilburt cut in front of Diesel 10 just in time, enough time for Thomas to switch onto the Brendam Branch Line. Diesel 10 cut in front of Wilburt and started to chase after Thomas.

They soon reached the Docks. Diesel 10 switched onto one line, and Thomas switched onto the other. But the Docks went in a circle. Soon, there was trouble ahead. Diesel 10 was about to crash into Thomas, but at the last moment, Nate pulled the throttle, which left Diesel 10 speeding out of control, and he crashed into the goods shed.

“WHOO! WHO’S UP FOR ROUND TWO?!?!?!” shouted Teddy.

“There is no Round Two,” said Nate.

Just then, a line of runaway trucks sped at Thomas. The line of freight cars rolled faster towards Thomas. Then, with a few scrapes and screeches, the freight cars stopped.

Pushing the line of freight cars was Percy. “Hey, Thomas! I found two more people!”

What happened next shocked everyone. Francis and Dee Dee stepped out of Percy.

“Francis! How did you get here?” said Teddy.

“We were going to watch Netflix, but it was down. So we watched Thomas & Friends, but it looked nothing like the real thing. At least you two weren’t there to see Dee Dee’s tantrum. Anyways, we got sucked in a purple portal. We landed right in Elsbridge, just seeing Thomas chuffing away. So we got into Percy. I acted as the fireman, and Dee Dee as the driver.”

Francis was so tired of speaking. “Foof.”

Then, James puffed up to both of them. Inside was none other than…

Sir Bertram Topham Hatt, otherwise known as The Fat Controller.

“Thomas and Percy, your drivers have Covid 19, so you- “

Sir Topham was speechless.

“Nate Wright and his friends at your service, Sir!” said Nate.

“Well, Nate, you have done a great job driving Thomas. Now let me speak with Diesel 10.”

So, Thomas and Percy puffed away.

While going home, they came across the broken Viaduct. “Oh, bother. It’s broken.”

“Henry to the rescue!!!!”

“Bust my Buffers!” cried Percy. Henry was pushing Rocky, Judy, Jerome, and two flatbeds with new rails and sleepers.

“You’re missing the bricks, Henry,” said Thomas.

“Oh! Let me get some from Wellsworth.”

“Wellsworth is on this side.”

“THEN YOU GET SOME!!!”

So Nate and Thomas went back to Wellsworth to get some bricks. It took a few days, but Thomas and Percy were able to puff back towards Tidmouth Station.

“Welcome back, Thomas and Percy! And I, uh… see that… uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that we have two new f-friends,” said Toby awkwardly.

That night, Nate, Teddy, Francis, and Dee Dee were getting ready to sleep.

“Hey, Thomas! Can we have a story before we go to sleep?” said Teddy.

“Okay.”

So Thomas told them all about the time he crashed into the stationmaster’s house and disrupted their breakfast. After that, they went to sleep.

The next morning, a surprise awaited them.

“Bubbling boilers! The island is covered in a mist!” cried Thomas. “Mist?!?!” cried Teddy.

No one could see anything.

“Thomas, when has the island gotten rain?” asked Francis.

“Five days ago. Why?”

“Mist is tiny droplets of water hanging in the air. These droplets form when warmer water in the air is rapidly cooled, causing it to change from invisible gas to tiny visible water droplets. Mist often forms when warm air over water suddenly encounters the cooler surface of land.”

“So, in theory, the mist should have covered the entire island, since there was quite heavy rain,” said Percy.

Nate and Teddy climbed in Thomas. They went off to Knapford Station to shunt. Then…

BANG!

“Don’t worry, it’s just a detonator for the mist,” said Thomas.

Thomas gathered a few trucks after shunting, then they headed off to the mines for more ingredients.

Then there was trouble. The trucks pushed Thomas on and on, and he was puffing and chuffing out of control! The trucks got separated from Thomas, eventually. The trucks went one way, and Thomas went into the mine. But he couldn’t stop. Nate gripped the brake as hard as he could, but it didn’t work.

Thomas was eventually hanging over a cliff- his middle wheels screeching against the track, in an effort to stay on the track. Thomas was hanging over a ledge in a deep, dark mine.

“HELP! HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!” cried Thomas, Nate, and Teddy.

Percy and James rushed into the mine.

“Stay still, Thomas! We’ll rescue you!” cried Percy.

Slowly but surely, Thomas was pulled off the ledge. When they got home, Nate and Teddy made a decision.

“Thomas?”

“Yes?”

“It’s time for us to go home.”

They agreed. So they laid the amethyst in a circle around the sheds, and got prepared.

“Whenever I want to see you, the portal will be in our closet.”

They lit the portal with a lump of coal.

“Peace out, Number 1,” said Nate.

All four, holding hands, jumped into the portal. Ten seconds later, they saw a living room that looked like Nate’s.

“We’re back! Who wants some Cheez Doodles?” exclaimed Nate.

“Seriously?” said the three.

Sonic the Hedgehog Crossover
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“God damn that telephone. What is it now?” said Nate. He was in the middle of watching “Star Trek-The Next Generation” while eating Cheez Doodles. He was already devastated from losing to Artur - AGAIN!

“Hi, Nate! Wanna go to GameStop?” It was Francis.

“Sure!”

They walked over to GameStop, with $300 taken from their accounts.

“Excuse me, do you have any good video games?” asked Nate to a woman.

“Sure! We have a Sonic the Hedgehog game that came out in 1993. But you’ll need a Sega console.”

They had just enough money to buy both. When they got home, they set it up and started playing. But one game through, and a golden light started to flash. A big golden ring appeared in the living room, and out jumped none other than…

Sonic the Hedgehog.

“Hey, who are you two? Ohhhh… You’re Nate and Francis from Big Nate!”

“And you’re Sonic the Hedgehog! Lemme guess-another chase from Dr. Eggman again?”

“You could start a job as a psychic,” Sonic joked. Then, for absolutely no reason, he pulled out a flute from his belt, and started playing it.

Sonic took a bow after he was done.

“Anyways, you guys need to help me hide.” “Really? That’s all you want us to do? Hide from Dr. Eggman?” said Nate.

At that moment, Rosie, Artur, and Tails burst through Nate’s door.

“Nate! Am very happy to see you! We find character from Sonic the Hedgehog!” said Artur.

Yes, I said Tails. Sonic’s best friend.

“Err.. um, Sonic, I got out of hand with the teleportation device, and I, um…”

“TAILS! NOT ANOTHER WORD FROM YOU!” Sonic burst. “WHY DID YOU MESS IT UP?!?!?! DO YOU REALIZE IT TOOK TWO ½ MONTHS TO BUILD THAT THING?!?!?!?!?”

Rosie took Sonic to her front and slapped him. “Sonic, that is not how you treat a friend.”

The friends decided to dig a bunker underground. Obviously they did so very fast because Sonic speed-built everything.

The next two hours were spent listening to flute solos by Sonic. Nate was in the middle of asking Sonic if he wanted to be in his band, then…

BOOM! The roof caved in by none other than…

Knuckles and Amy.

“Oh, brother. You used your hammer, right?” asked Sonic.

“Do you see it, Sonic? THERE! RIGHT THERE! DUH!” said Nate.

Then, a rumble filled the atmosphere. On top of that, Sonic’s phone kept buzzing.

“Sonic, stop that racket,” said Francis.

“Sorry, it's just that so much money is being transferred to me because so many people are buying my LEGO set. See?”

Everyone oohed. Just then, the roof caved in yet again. Teddy and Jenny literally jumped in with shovels, axes, and pickaxes. Sonic quickly cleared out more space.

“Jeez… um, Teddy? Why are you sweating so much?” asked Rosie. Rosie hadn’t been introduced to Teddy yet.

“We were being chased by someone in a white ship. He wore black goggles over his eyes, wore a red vest, was super fat, had a handlebar mustache, and fired bombs from his ship,” said Teddy.

“What was his name?” asked Tails.

“I think it was ‘Dr. Eggman’.”

Everyone was about to gasp when someone dug under the floor. Dee Dee, Sheila, Randy, Chad, Paige, Evie, and two mysterious characters burst under the floor, armed with a shovel, a pickaxe, and a jackhammer.

“Hey! You’re Red from Yeetland, right?” said Nate

“Indeed, Nate. We meet again. This is my brother, Head. He’s from the normal world.”

“Shut up, wimps! That crazed scientist is gonna find us again!”

Just then, a bomb crashed into the bunker. Dirt sprayed all over everyone’s clothes, faces, and pants. It even clogged Sonic’s flute. “YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Everybody screamed.

“Yelllllo, Sonic! Tried to hide, huh? You do this all the time,” said Dr. Eggman. Let’s call him Eggman, shall we?

As soon as everyone caught a glimpse of him, Nate, Sonic, and the others scrambled to get out of here. Thirty seconds till the bomb exploded, so Rosie, Jenny, Teddy, Artur, Tails, Francis, Red, Head, Knuckles, Amy and the others rushed away. Sonic and Nate went the other way.

Thirty seconds later, large clusters of dirt shot into the air. Sonic and Nate rushed to the beach.

“Oh, wait… we don’t have our beach clothes.”

Sonic zipped home and got Nate’s clothes. They dug another bunker under the sand.T

“Nate, do you know anything about love? Because I have a crush on Amy.”

“Okay, but this will take about a school day.”

6 hours later, the two dug up, went home(thank goodness it wasn’t blown up) and restored their previous bunker.

Fifteen seconds later, more large clusters of dirt shot into the air. It was probably near Teddy’s house.

“Should we reform history?” said Nate.

“Sure. Let’s call this ‘The Battle of Bunker Hill’.”

“There’s no hills around here, dummy.” But their speech was interrupted by some out-of-control screaming. “Oh, shoot. Quick, duck!” cried Sonic.

The group of friends were stampeding towards the beach. They ran over on top of the bunker and suddenly, the worst happened. The roof caved in.

THUMP!

“H-hi, Amy,” Sonic said, blushing. He used Nate’s lessons.

“Amy, do you have a fan? Or maybe an oxygen tank? ‘Cause you take my breath away!”

_For crying out loud. Sonic needs more schooling,_ Nate thought.

“I was gonna say the same thing,” Amy said.

Nate almost blew his scalp off. Amy was in love with Sonic?

“Because I really, really need it. I spent so much time running from Eggman.”

“Droooooooop,” went Nate’s hair.

Nate let Sonic and everyone else sleep at his house. It was a mega sleepover.

Sonic was the first one to go to sleep because he was sad, and Nate was the last.

For some reason, their dreams joined together, and they were in their dreams.

“Sonic?” said Nate.

“Nate!” Sonic gasped.

Then… the dream started. And the worst was yet to come. As soon as the dream started, Sonic and Nate started to panic. Nate took a piggyback ride on Sonic, and they zoomed off.

First, missiles went dropping from the skies. Then, they crashed into a pile of burger bombs. Both launched them one million miles into the air.

After that, they came to 1000 Crabmeats. Sonic knew how to deal with them, so he just rammed through them.

Next, they were bombarded by poison spray. Sonic took out his clogged flute, faced west, and blew it all away.

Then, acid rain fell from the skies. They were able to zoom out just in time.

“I think we’re running out of time, Sonic,” said Nate.

“So do I, Nate!” said Sonic.

Sonic ran faster and faster, but it wasn’t enough to get away from the one million boulders that were rolling towards them.

“THIS DREAM DOESN’T MAKE SENSE!!!!!!!!” Sonic screamed.

The boulders actually picked Sonic and Nate up. They went faster and faster…

INTO A LAVA PIT!!!!!!!!

“*YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* ” The two woke up, and woke everyone else up. Sonic and Nate hardly got any sleep that night. Sonic needed a chili dog right away, and Nate needed a bag of Cheez Doodles.

That was what they ate for breakfast the next morning. After breakfast, the others split up. Sonic and Nate needed some space.

As soon as they departed the house, they heard:

* BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM*

“It’s Eggman. RUN!” cried Nate. _Jeez, all I wanted to do was play video games, not battle a criminal mastermind,_ he thought to himself.

Sonic tugged Nate by the sleeve, and they started running. Nate had never been at speeds of 2 billion mph. His cheeks were flapping.

Nate’s body couldn’t take it anymore. He let go. He floor-burned to a stop.

“Ah, I see we have someone all in one place! No offense, but how you say ‘Cripes.’ in the comics is really bad. I mean, why do you say it in your head?”

Then, Eggman fired a bomb at Nate.

“NATE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” cried Sonic.

Nate quickly said “Sonic!” before the bomb punched him. *STHLEEK!*

He disappeared into the ground. Nate was knocked underground. The bomb pushed him faster and faster. On impact, it had made Nate bleed severely.

_Nothing can take down Nate Wright,_ he thought. With all his might, he turned the bomb around.

It blasted him right back to the surface. Now Nate felt like dying. He was bleeding extremely hard. He had punctured an artery and broke a few bones. He limped back to the house, scrambling for the med kit.

“I gotcha!” cried Tails. He quickly bandaged Nate. Instantly, he felt better.

“Wow, thanks, Tails!” he said. He zoomed off to Eggman.

Sonic and the gang were towering up. They didn’t know Nate was there until…

“HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYY-AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” he cried, and turned Eggman’s ship around.

No one knows what the end is.

Big Nate and the aARDGASwq	qwertqwshjgdsZCzcfx123dsaaaa
Part 1: Meeting Thomas/Breaking the 4th wall

It was Nate’s idea. He wanted to do something else other than eat Cheez Doodles. So he created a profile on GoComics called “Stupid Nate(Actually Likes Ukraine).”

He saw a few profiles, but the one that intrigued him the most was…

“What the… Thomas(Backing Up Ukraine)?” he said. “That’s Thomas the Tank Engine for a profile!”

_Bing!_ A “1” was next to the bell. Turned out that Thomas had replied to his “Hi, I’m new.” comment.

“Hey there! My name’s Thomas. I’d be happy to show you around the site! Just watch out for the based people.”

“Based?” said Nate.

“Um, Someone on the Internet, Bonky, etc.”

“Who’s this cringe?” Bonky commented.

“Snoop Bonky Bonkk? That’s some weird name.”

“Call me weird, doofus?”

“Okay, see you,” said Thomas. Part 2: The Lesson

“Okay, there’s a lot you need to know about the site. First off, let's start with Bold and Italic,” said Thomas to Nate.

“Okay. How do you do Bold?” Nate asked.

“You put asterisks on each end of your comment. *Like this.* ”

“ *Like thi*s?” said Nate.

“Okay, how about Italic? For that, you need to just put underscores on each end of your sentence. _Like this._ ”

“L_ike this?_” said Nate.

It took a while-a long one-to teach him. Soon he knew them like Morrie Yohai.

“Okay, lemme take you around to see the users! The guy in the Cuphead profile is Cuphead!”

“Hey there! Wassup?” said Cuphead.

“The girl profile is-”

“Sighh… I’m gonna ask her if she wants to date.”

“Wait- NOT OLIVIA!”

“Hi!” said Olivia.

“Nate Wright. Scorpio.” said Nate.

“Okay…”

“Now, we go to the based people. Here’s Someone on the Internet, better known as SOTI(I started that trend)...”

“Hi!” said Nate.

“Fuckin cringe” said SOTI.

“You’ll get used to him. Anyways, gotta go! Part 3: What to Trust? And Where to Ram into That 4th Wall?

Nate was having a ball on the site. He knew everyone from Smug Nate to Big Nate’s Sandwiches.

“Let’s upgrade,” Thomas commented to Nate. “We can move on to news sources, what to read, what you like, etc.”

“Ah, gotcha,” replied Nate. “What do you mean by ‘news sources’?”

“I’m talking about GoComics News, FOX News, ECAN News… and of course, mine, ‘Steam’ NN News.”

“Okay…”

So they went over the news sources. Nate clearly liked “Steam” NN News because it was so lengthy. He also liked FOX News.

“Okay, then! What next?”

“Finally, you need to learn how to make a fanfiction, fanfic for short.”

“Hey, I got it all covered! I get A’s in writing every time!” Nate was probably lying. Ms. Clarke always gave him a C on his report card. Thomas didn’t know that the user was actually the real Nate Wright.

So Nate created a fanfic. It was called FNAF and the ANFANs of ASNFAFN. It made Thomas laugh so much that he could hardly feel the bumps on f ‘n j.

“Okay, you are a pro at commenting now. See you tomorrow!” Part 4: Battle of the Based

Nate was very, very happy on the site. He commented again, day after day after day. Even users like SOTI liked him.

Then one day, something popped up. It said:

“Jeez Louise! That new user Stupid Nate is so annoying! He’s so cringe and annoys everybody! Why can’t the mods ban him?”

Nate felt demeaned.

“What are mods?” he asked Thomas.

“Mods are people who moderate the comment section. They ban anyone who breaks the rules.”

So Nate commented to that guy, “Why are you being so mean?”

That guy said, “I’m not being mean, I’m being honest! This comment section doesn’t need losers like you!”

“You call me a loser?” said Nate.

They had a pretty bad fight about it.

“I’m exhausted,” he said to Thomas. “See you tomorrow.”

Then, he closed his computer. He climbed in his bed and went to sleep. While you might not know who “bullied” him, I can tell you all.

It was NiceFacing (S.F.L). Part 5: Uh-Oh…

Want a secret, y’all? Nate was so obsessed with commenting that he started to abuse it! He saved his lawn-mowing money for a cell phone. He charged it during the day and always took it to school the next morning to stay in touch with Thomas, Cuphead, SOTI, and others.

He used it so much that he wasn’t able to catch up with schoolwork. Hello, D’s. He also didn’t want to flirt with Jenny! He was too fascinated with commenting.

One day, Nate and his friends filed into the Science Room.

“Hello, GoComics!” Nate said as he swiped out his phone.

“You’re gonna get in trouble, Nate,” said Francis. “Mr. Galvin is as sharp as-”

“A rock,” Nate said.

As soon as Nate turned on his phone, he logged into GoComics. He started to read a fanfic that Thomas made.

“Big Nate: Cheez “Doo”dles part 1

Nate and Francis walked out of the lunchroom. Nate rushed to the bathroom to clean his mouth. For lunch he ate a ham and cheese sandwich, an apple, and 15 bags of Cheez Doodles. Soon, it was time for Math.

“Is it just me, or does my stomach feel lousy?” Nate said.

“You probably ate too much Cheez Doodles,” said Francis.”

Nate almost cracked up in class. He let out a snicker.

“Nate? Is there anything going on?” Mr. Galvin asked him.

Nate yipped, and stuffed the phone in his desk.

Mr. Galvin walked to him, ripped a pink slip, and gave it to him. It said “Distractions during class.”

“Report to the detention room for an entire week,” said Mr. Galvin.

“He’s as sharp as a tack, Nate. Nothing gets past him,” said Francis.

Nate gulped. Time to tell Thomas the bad news. Part 6/Finale: *NO NO STOP PLEASE*

“Sighh… That was time for trouble,” Thomas said to Nate.

“How did you even get in trouble?” BNS asked.

“Mr. Galvin found out that I was using distractions in class,” he said.

“Wait… Mr. Galvin? Are you…” Thomas pondered for a long time. “You’re the actual Nate Wright.”

“No, I’m not.”

“From your comment: *Mr. Galvin found out that I was using distractions in class.* Mr. Galvin is Nate Wright’s teacher.”

“No, I’m not! Even Ellen knows that I’m not the real Nate Wright!” Nate made another mistake.

“You just proved it!” said Thomas.

“No, no, Thomas! Please don’t leave me!”

“Guys, Stupid Nate is actually the real Nate Wright!”

“NO! NO, THOMAS! *AARDGASWQQWERQWSHJGDSZCZCFX123DSAAAA!!!! AARDGASWQQWERQWSHJGDSZCZCFX123DSAAAA!!!! AARDGASWQQWERQWSHJGDSZCZCFX123DSAAAA!!!!* ”

And Nate kept spamming. To this day, no one knows what happened to Nate. Some say that he left in disgrace and indignation. Some say that he was banned! But we’ll never know, will we?

But one thing was for sure, Nate felt miserable. Deep down he knew that the internet was a horrible place.

He pulled out his money, then went to buy Cheez Doodles. Ahh, happiness.

“Ahh… Star Trek-The Next Generation! Nothing like this! Let people like Thomas go to waste!

THE END Okay, can I find anything else? Yes. One of them is some cringe filler that I put on there because I was thinking of another fanfic. I'm just like Purse, aren't I?

Big Nate Flips into Yeetland
One day, Nate went out for cookies. Then, while walking home, he saw a portal form beneath him.

Nate decided to flip into it. Inside were purple skies, mountains, and lots of people. There, he saw Francis, Teddy, and Dee Dee. There was a person next to them.

“Welcome to Yeetland,” he said. “My name is Red.”

“How do we get out of here?” Nate asked.

“Say ‘Yeet’ 100 times.”

So they cleared their voices.

“Yeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

A portal formed beneath them and they jumped in.

“I have cookies to share!” said Nate.

They walked home, happily yeeting all the way.

THE END

yeah, so that's it.

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