Spammers: The Few, The Proud

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Spammers : Defenition:

to send the same message indiscriminately to (large numbers of recipients) on the internet.

Spammers take pride in their work. Many such as, , , and have worked relentlessly for hours just to get the one goal. Featured. The featured comment has been around for decades. No one can be more proud than having their comment featured. But why the hard work? Why waste hours of your day spamming when something as simple as '' Hey! This was a funny strip. Hope you have a good day. '' Can steal the show.....

Hello guys and gals. Many of you know me as the infamous spammer Squid. It has been a long journey with ups and mainly downs. Spamming is a hard job. Sitting there for hours can be tough. Many don 't make it. Some only last for a day. But for us, we are dedicated, and we make it through. We work for an hour getting the featured only to get banned. Then, we are back doing the same thing over and over again. We expect something to change. Nothing does. According to the great Albert Einstien, Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different reaction. But another quote that I love is by John F Kennedy.  Only those who fail greatly can achieve greatly. Spammers are relentless. We don't give up. We don't stop until we get our goal. We get hate we shake it off. Minutes turn to hours and hours turn to days but when will it stop. Now or never. Spammers don' t give up. We prevail and after a fail, we get stronger. In conclusion, Spammers are hated, despised, loathed. But we take our spamming like winning the lottery. As I have said before, the few, the proud.

Early Days of the spammers
Not many spammers are known back from the beginning of the comment section. Back in that time spamming was classified as  replying to your comment more than two times . It shocked many people when an alt of Hev1 was spamming. He was soon banned and became the first-ever commenter to be banned. Spamming now has changed a lot. It got more common after the Poll Wars. Spamming is now classified as replying to your comment over 100 times. People have grown accustomed to this dark age and this is not right. Spamming now is a constant thing. When someone doesn't spam, the whole section knows it.

Beginning of the 2021 Spammer War
At the beginning of 2021, two spammers named MartySays and Skidward made history. These two spammers had spammed for months creating alts then spamming again. Some claim that these are the two best spammers ever! During this time a group named G.R.O.S.S came to stop skidward and ultimately, it was a success but whit the cost of the section. After that time, many spammers have risen and fallen all living the legacy of these two.

The G.O.A.T's
Now, I would like to share my opinion on the greatest of all spammer and I will have them ranked based of a poll I made.

Number 1 : Skidward
Skidward was one of the first spammer involved in the 2021 spammer war. He caused so much chaos that a group dedicated to taking down him. (G.R.O.S.S) tried their best but ended up destroying their path. Many people idolized skidward so much that they spammed on his comment and made alts of him. Skidward spammed mainly consisted of points and other things. He was a well-respected commenter. His legacy will go down in history.

Number 2: Scout from TF2
Scout was involved in the guess that commenter war and he also infiltrated the G.R.O.S.S. Hideout. Scout is known for is his idiotic mentality and his arrogance. He has spammed every day for the past month and is not afraid to stop. He has been loyal to the cause and will not give up until the ultimate goal is achieved. He joined the group G.O.D.S which was dedicated to having the most elite spammers. To this day Scout has continued his rein of evil and cleverness.

Number 3 : Squid
Squid joined GoComics in early April. After arguing and spamming, he was banned. People only knew him as a stupid copycat of Skidward. But Squid had more planned. After two weeks, Squid came back and spammed for the feature against Debs. The two went at it for hours with Debs winning. Humiliated by this loss, Squid left only to return stronger than ever. In late April, Squid returned and did the normal job: Spam to get featured. Only this time, he had something more in store. He spammed his way to have the most replied comment in the section. After NiceFacing took the crown back from Squid, he spammed to get his title back. After that, Squid stopped spamming as his final comment was  This is the end . And it probably was.

Number 4 : wrk93
Wrk93 was a spammer on GoComics that accomplished many things in his time. Many things such as most replied comment and most commented strip. But I believe the most important thing that he accomplished was is a goal. That goal was to show how week go comics were and how easily it was able to be destroyed. In his time, he spread his message that GoComics should have specific rules for comments to reduce spam. All in all, his spamming was for a good cause, and most (including me) respect that.

Number 5: MartySays
Martysays. The one the only the king of the section. Martysays. Martysays started his dynasty with a simple poll. But this poll got so much hate and attention, it enraged Martysays. After that account was banned, Mart returned with countless accounts and spammed on all of his polls. He was involved in poll war II and was the og of the spammers. His legacy was so great, many people created an account and tried to imitate the great man. After everything he went through, he decided to stop. He had reached his goal and his legacy will never be forgotten.

Number 6 : Debs
Debs was a spammer that started the Revolution. His time on GoComics was short but it was promising. He spammed and got the 3rd most replied comment and he and squid got the most commented strip ever. After being banned multiple times, debs left. When he returned he join Squids group called G.O.D.S. Together they would spam one final time until debs was banned for good.