Fanon:Zach in the Past (by Wooden Board)

i am really bad with titles. now enjoy. (this also features some drawings. if your wondering how i know what the cast looks like, go here)

Chapter 1
In the BNCS lab, Ak-Elf and ComicRater are building a time machine. The mathematicians aka HappyTheApple and FancyPantsFan are calculating hard math problems so the time machine can run. As the lab workers are working, the test user arrives to the lab, ZachOWott.

Zach: Is the time machine ready yet?

HappyTheApple: No, we are still trying to get the exact results. The SmartPrint is almost done printing our numbers.

A couple minutes pass by, and 'ding! 'The SmartPrint is done printing the results. The mathematicians hand the numbers to the engineers and they, after an hour or so, finally finished building the time machine.

Zach: Sooooo, can I go in?

FancyPantsFan: No, not yet. We have to present this to the BNCS board and administrators. They want to buy it for "important purposes." If they think it's safe to go in, they will pay us MILLIONS.

(I will make more chapters. :D)

Chapter 2
At the BNCS headquarters...

The engineers and the mathematicians that solve hard math problems are presenting the time machine to the board and admins, ItsP-Dog, Swasimcool, Spyroclub, and Henry Hudson GC. The test user, Zach, is now entering the time machine.

HappyTheApple: We will now take our test user, ZachOWott, to 1787, to roast people's outfits and hair!

FancyPantsFan: Alright, Zach. We will give you this futuristic ear piece to talk to us from 1787.

Zach: Got it.

Zach enters the time machine... Zach: WOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A few seconds later, he arrives in 1787.

Zach: Argh...

As he finally gets up, he encounters Benjamin Franklin!!!

Zach: BO- Oh, my, GOD!!! BEN FRANKLIN?!

Chapter 3
Benjamin: Yes young lad, that is my name. What's yours?

Zach: Zach! ZachOWott!

Benjamin: Well, it's nice to meet you! Uhm, can you please explain what that object is?

He points his finger at the time machine.

Zach: Oh! That's the time machine.

Benjamin: Time machine? Where are you traveling from?

Zach: Uh, 2020.

Benjamin: 2020?! The world will be THAT old you say? Also, what kind of fabric are you wearing? Your hair is brown too? Ah, all of these lads have white wigs. Also, what is that object in your ear?

Zach: Uh, I must explain lat-

When Zach tries to finished his sentence, the time machine disappears!

Zach: OH NO!!!! THE TIME MACHINE!!!!

Chapter 4
Zach uses the ear piece to call FancyPantsFan

Zach: ZACH TO FANCY!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TI-

As he was going to finish yelling, Fancy cut him off.

Fancy: They already purchased it. Now, we are FILTHY rich. So, get back here to get your check.

Zach: I am STUCK IN 1787!!!!

Fancy: Pffft!! Stop making jokes dude. Hurry up and get your check man.

Fancy hangs up.

Zach: ARGGHHHH!!!

Benjamin: You seem a bit... upset.

Zach: Yes, I a- ding!

Zach: I got an idea!!

Chapter 5
Benjamin: What's your idea lad?

Zach: You're an inventor, right?

Benjamin: Uh, yes I am! I mean, I created the lightning rod, bifocals, hand paddle, glass harmonica-

(more coming soon)