Spammers: The Few, The Proud



Spammers : Defenition:

to send the same message indiscriminately to (large numbers of recipients) on the internet.

Spammers take pride in their work. Many such as, , , and have worked relentlessly for hours just to get the one goal. Featured. The featured comment has been around for decades. No one can be more proud than having their comment featured. But why the hard work? Why waste hours of your day spamming when something as simple as '' Hey! This was a funny strip. Hope you have a good day. '' Can steal the show.....

Hello guys and gals. Many of you know me as the infamous spammer Squid. It has been a long journey with ups and mainly downs. Spamming is a hard job. Sitting there for hours can be tough. Many don 't make it. Some only last for a day. But for us, we are dedicated, and we make it through. We work for an hour getting the featured only to get banned. Then, we are back doing the same thing over and over again. We expect something to change. Nothing does. According to the great Albert Einstien, Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different reaction. But another quote that I love is this right here by John F Kennedy.  Only those who fail greatly can achieve greatly. Spammers are relentless. We don't give up. We don't stop until we get our goal. We get hate we shake it off. Minutes turn to hours and hours turn to days but when will it stop. Now or never. Spammers don' t give up. We prevail and after a fail, we get stronger. In conclusion, Spammers are hated, despised, loathed. But we take our spamming like winning the lottery. As I have said before, the few, the proud.

Early Days of the spammers
Not many spammers are known back from the beginning of the comment section. Back in that time spamming was classified as  replying to your comment more than two times . It shocked many people when an alt of Hev1 was spamming. He was soon banned and became the first-ever commenter to be banned. Spamming now has changed a lot. Spamming is now classified as replying to your comment over 100 times. People have grown accustomed to this dark age and this is not right. Spamming now is a constant thing. When someone doesn't spam, the whole section knows it.

Beginning of the 2021 Spammer War
At the beginning of 2021, two spammers named MartSays and Skidward made history. These two spammers had spammed for months creating alts then spamming again. Some claim that these are the two best spammers ever! During this time a group named G.R.O.S.S came to stop skidward and ultimately, it was a success but whit the cost of the section. After that time, many spammers have risen and fallen all living the legacy of these two.

The G.O.A.T's
Now, I would like to share my opinion on the greatest of all spammer and I will have them ranked.