Mr. Rosa VS Mrs. Godfrey Rap Battle

MR ROSA AND MRS GODFREY RAP BATTLE

ComicRater: Ladies and Gentleman! We are here to examine a rap battle between PS. 38s teachers, Mr Rosa and Mrs. Godfrey! Who will win? We will find out! Mrs Godfrey, you have the floor, miss.

Mrs. Godfrey:

Let me rephrase that, you call yourself a teacher?

I can't find one single, reasonable feature.

Your kids always fool around, calling you a pushover.

Getting you fired's better than gettin' a 4 leaf clover.

You brag all the time about how you have Nate.

Maybe that explains all the bad things he creates.

So, to get a schooling, let me tell you, buddy.

You might wanna hop over here, to Social Studies.

ComicRater:

Oooh! And that was Mrs Godfrey. Mr Rosa, you have the floor, sir.

Mr. Rosa:

Godfrey, that was a real nice declaration.

Come to the Cartooning Club, we're running a nation.

I rather be pushed around, than hated by a few.

That might sound depressing, but, you know that too.

Sorry, I was wrong, more than a few hate you!

All the students, Nate, and probably Gina too!

You say you are smart, but, well, I think not.

You told Nate to stop breathing, and, you should have got caught.

ComicRater:

Ouch! That was tough. Now lets go to our second half. Mrs Godfrey, You have the floor, miss.

Mrs. Godfrey:

Education? I actually went to University!

You didn't study art, you studied biodiversity!

Behind the kids back, you probably laugh in their face.

Probably because you are the worst teacher in the human race.

I had 2 kids, I had an accomplishment!

Yet you are an art teacher that is so incompetent!

I am mean to Nate, yet somehow, I get away with it.

I make good points, and all you do is throw a fit.

ComicRater:

Woah! Mrs Godfrey, take a walk. But not until Mr Rosa says his part! Mr Rosa, you have the floor, sir.

Mr. Rosa:

Well, I have a wife, not a marriage I force.

But your husband probably wishes he could get a divorce.

I'm nice to the kids, not loading them with tests.

When Nicholas sees your behavior, you, he will arrest.

I wanna conclude this, so I am here to say,

You can quit your job at any single day.

I am helpful to the teachers, not secretly hated.

And I'm here to finally say, you have been Nated!

ComicRater:

You heard it first, folks! That was the Mrs Godfrey and Mr Rosa rap battle! Who do you think won? Leave it in the comments! We thank you for coming!

Inspired by Hamilton: Cabinet Battle 1

Written by ComicRater