Fanon:The BNCW Comedy Show: Season 1 Episode 1

The BNCW Comedy Show: Season 1 Episode 1
This episode is named Pilot: The 1000th contribution

This is based on real-life events. But has a BIT of fantasy in it. (Aka fake news)

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This was inspired by Studio C

Scene 1: Intro
P-dog:Hello everyone

Everyone: Hi P-dog

P-dog: I figured, since I’m super active, I’ll make 1,000 contributions this week!

PigLover: Woah woah woah, the only person who has done this type of thing was me. I think it’s impossible that YOU can do it.

Super: Well, it is possible...

Henry: SHUT UP! You’re banned.

Super: But...

Henry: No buts, shut up. Plus, why are you here anyway?

Super: Well, I have an alt...

Henry: Get out.

Super walks out the door

GarfieldMN: Uh, so how are you going to do it?

P-dog: Easy. I will just add and remove categories to everything.

Yoda: Interesting...

ComicRater: What type of categories?

P-dog: Every single page will have at least one category. And all of the pages will at least have a category that says “Made by...”

Yoda: Interesting.....

Sway: hm

Spyro: Please, this won’t work. You’ll never get 1,000 contributions!

P-dog: And, I’m also one spot below BNB for edits!

BNB: Oh, no you don’t!

BNB walks in

BNB: You’ll never get to my level!

GarfieldMN: Actually... my money’s on P-dog.

BNB: Don’t you believe in me?

GarfieldMN: Fine

P-dog: BOO!

Henry: Yes, I believe that P-dog will beat BNB.

GarfieldMN: LOL

BNB: All of you will pay!

Sway: hm.

The cool theme song plays!

Scene 2: Discord Server
BNB: Well, hello world! Time to make some edits. But first, I must open my NEW Discord Server!

GarfieldMN: Totally agree

P-dog: This is awesome! Now I’m in charge of two servers!

BNB: Time to finally welcome our new users!

BNB opens the server, cricket sounds

GarfieldMN: Soo... what now?

BNB: Just wait... someone might come.

GarfieldMN: Um.. P-dog, can we partner with your server?

P-dog: Sorry, can’t. You’re too pathetic.

GarfieldMN: We just opened...

P-dog: Don’t care, you suck.

BNB: Ooh! I see someone!

Henry: Is this the new server?

BNB: Welcome to “Something For You”!

Henry: Um.. hey. I’m here to get some stuff, and stay for a bit

BNB: Stay as long as you like!

Sway: Hi.

BNB: Welcome to “Something for You”!

Sway: Sure, I’m gonna stay for a bit.

Kelly: Hi BNB!

BNB: Hi Kelly! Welcome to “Something for You”!

Kelly: Yes, ok. I’m going to stay for a looooong time.

BNB: Ok.

A couple days go by...

GarfieldMN: We’ve only had TWO new people in 4 days! How will we get more members?

Silence

P-dog: You can get more members and partner with our server.

GarfieldMN: We need more members.

P-dog: I knew it, I knew it! This server is pathetic.

GarfieldMN and Pdog then hears arguing... (this talks about the forbidden subject, please skip to “Scene 3” to avoid it. This is not intended to cause drama)

BNB: Why did you come here again?

Kelly: Because of you!

BNB: Look, I don’t “like” you or anything, in fact, I don’t like people I find on the internet.

Kelly: Fine!

GarfieldMN: Plus, you’ve never even seen each other’s faces before.

Kelly walks out of the server.

GarfieldMN: Down one member...

Sway: Way to ruin her dreams, BNB

BNB: Shut up!

Henry Hudson then has an idea.

Henry: Come P-dog, come with me. I have an idea!

Scene 3: The Summer Games Sign Up
GarfieldMN: There... I have now finished my masterpiece! My new story!

Cricket sounds

GarfieldMN: umm... hello?

Spyro: Read MY story!

Everyone: OOOOH!

GarfieldMN: Dang!

P-dog: Even though I never looked at your story, the title seems too boring for me.

GarfieldMN: Don’t judge a book by it’s cover!

P-dog: Instead I’ll judge you, because you’re such a nerd

GarfieldMN: Umm...

Sway: Come join! The BNCW Summer Games 2020!

Everyone: YAY!

ToPhu: This sounds fun! I’ll make an insult contest where you have to say bad words to everyone!

ComicCreatorz: This sounds really fun! I’ll make a comic making contest!

PET: Really? Another one??

GarfieldMN: I’ll make a Short Story contest!

Salty: I’ll be the only one participating

Henry: Me too!

Salty: Ok.

P-dog: Your contest sounds boring. I will not participate in your dumb event.

GarfieldMN - (-;)

Henry: I’ll make a competition like my Turkey Gobbler one!

Everyone: I WANT TO JOIN! ME! I WANT TI JOIN!

Henry: Don’t worry, there’s space for everyone!

Everyone: YAY!!!!!!!!

Sway: I will host the Summer Cup!

PET: Another one?

Sway: This will NOT be a badge gaming competition

Everyone: AWWWWWW

Some people leave

Henry: I’ll make a grammar competition

Everyone: Ew...

Sway: VETO!

Yoda: I’m gonna make a competition.

GarfieldMN: Ok. People hate writing so yours will probably be more popular even though you’re the spot below me.

ComicRater: I’ll make the Summer Cup logo!

Spyro: and I will improve it!

ComicRater: Are you saying that my logo looks bad?

Spyro: No

ComicRater: I think it looks fine!

Spyro: I have higher authority than you!

ComicRater: Fine! *cries in the corner*

PigLover: I think that’s wrong and here are my reasons why...

Everyone: ugh... here we go again...

ComicRater: HALT! It’s Drama Free week!

PigLover: That’s why! None of you EVER listens to me!

ComicRater: Because all you do is cause drama.

Sway: Just like the bike safety page!

PigLover: Well P-dog and Garfield agrees with me!

P-dog and GarfieldMN: Yep, yep.

Sway: Just make it into a blog post!

PigLover: No! It a memorial about a dead kid.

Sway: Oh, how about my dead GRANDMA?

Yoda: Or my DEAD friend who died of cancer?

PigLover: the page is there to also for bike safety!

Sway: THEN MAKE IT A BLOG POST!

PigLover: Then how will Pdog and Garf edit it?!

ComicRater: HALT! 🚨 DRAMA FREE WEEK! 🚨 . One more offense, and we will ban you.

PigLover: whatever, you KNOW I am right!

Sway: YOU ARE NOT!

Sway walks out

PigLover: FINE! Be that way.

PigLover walks out in the opposite direction.

ToPhu: Problem resolved!

Everyone: YAY!!

Scene 4: P-dog Gets in Trouble.
Henry: Hehe! I have made a great fan fiction about a certain someone’s.

P-dog: So, what did you want me for?

Henry: I want you to write some stuff.

P-dog: Like what?

Henry whispers in P-dog’s ear.

P-dog: You want me to write that?!

Henry: You do it, or else I’ll demote you to regular user

P-dog (in his mind): I can’t ruin my ego! I’ve worked so hard to do this! I can’t just give it up now!

P-dog (our loud): Ok, I will do it.

Henry: Perfect! You have made a great choice!

P-dog: Ok, but it won’t be my fault it an outrage happens

Henry: Oh no, It will be ALL your fault. You wrote it.

P-dog: There! Are you happy now?!

Henry: Yes

Henry (in his mind): PERFECT! Now I can post this and I won’t get my ego destroyed! Mwahahahahahahahahaha!

P-dog: We won’t post this onto the wiki right?

Henry: RIGHT... (Has fingers crossed in his back)

A couple hours later

Henry: Everyone! Everyone! Read this! It’s a fan fiction about *** and *****!!

Sway: Omg, ew! Who wrote that part?

Henry: P-dog did!

Sway: wow. Why did P-dog do this?

Henry: Because he felt like it.

Sway: Why couldn’t you stop it?

Henry: He could've hacked or something.

Sway: Oh, he’s dead!

Henry (in his head): Unlike my ego! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

P-dog: Hi everyone!

Sway: P-DOG? You wrote this? It’s so disgusting!

P-dog: Well....

Sway: You’re being demoted to mod!

P-dog (in his head): At least it’s better than being demoted to regular member...

Sway: I’m demoting you for a day!

Henry: Oh no, that’s not a suitable punishment...

P-dog: You made me do this!

Sway: You have the right to remain silent, P-dog!

BNB: Hello!

P-dog (in his head): as if the day couldn’t get worse...

Henry (in his head): As if this day couldn’t get any better!

BNB: Ooh! A fan fiction!

BNB reads it.

BNB: EW! Who wrote that!

Sway: P-dog.

BNB: Oh really?

Sway: I’m demoting him for a day.

BNB: no! Demoted him for a MONTH. This is 18+ work!

Sway: You do make a valid point...

P-dog: No trust me! It wasn’t me!

BNB: Shut up! You made me look bad! You should be banned from this wiki forever.

P-dog: But...

BNB: I said SHUT UP YOU FOOL! Trained monkeys can even do what I have just asked better than you! Even UN-TRAINED monkeys can do that!

P-dog ( in his head): I wish that I have never agreed to this...

Henry makes a face at P-dog and does a “raspberry”

P-dog: Did you see that?

Sway and BNB turns to Henry to only find that Henry has changed to a normal face.

P-dog: But...

Sway: That's it! We are banning you for a year!

P-dog: Wait!

Sway: GET OUT OF HERE YOU PEASANT!

P-dog: No! Wait!

BNB: Didn’t you hear him? GET OUT!

Henry: Yeah, P-dog. Get out!

'''Henry smirks at P-dog. P-dog gets out sobbing.'''

Crowd “aw’s”

Later that night...

Henry (in his head): Ha! That fool P-dog would fell for my threat! I can rule BNCW by doing this!

A ghost: Hello Henry

Henry: Who are you?!

Ghost: I am the ghost of your mistakes!

Henry: I’m perfect!

Credits
Made by GarfieldMN

Directed by GarfieldMN

Everything by GarfieldMN

Starring: GarfieldMN, P-dog, Sway, BNB, Henry Hudson, Kelly, Yoda, PigLover, Spyro, PET, ToPhu, Super (and more coming soon)