Fanon:The Narwhals: A Joe Moraliste Story

I don’t really have anything to say, just read the story.

Chapter 1 - The Narwhals
“LOL-Boss! Do not use that language in this ship!” A narwhal chewed out a cube wearing a T-Shirt in the backseat of the ship.

”I’m LOL-Boss.” The Cube scoffed

”That’s it.“ The narwhal said

He reached over into the seat LOL-Boss was sitting in, and snatched his tablet away. The Narwhal opened a cabinet and dropped the tablet in there.

“You’re not getting that back until your attitude improves, mister!” The Narwhal pointed at LOL-Boss

LB (LOL-Boss) ignored him, and stared out his window, at the endless, dark, space.

An alarm started to blare, and red lights flashed over the interior of the spaceship.

”Answer it! Answer it!” A kitten demanded

The Narwhal pushed a red button on a bar, and a voice came through a speaker.

”Help! P-please help! We’re being attackedzhehdusjfuwodo”

Static came out, then the voice came on again.

”The Srellorts are attacking! Narwhals!“

Static boomed, and a creaky voice came on.

”Helpppppp!“

The tape ended, and something beeped on their radar.

”It’s a distress call from Planet Nup! We’ll have to supersonic warp over there.” The Narwhal clarified

Narwhal typed a few numbers into a keyboard, and they were off. The Ship was hurling through a blue vortex.

Heavy winds blew onto the ship, but it didn’t stop.

Finally, the vortex disappeared, and they were at a Planet. There were ships in the atmosphere, and they could see large explosions. Even from space!

They zoomed in onto the Planet, and there was lazers being fired from every direction.