Fanon:MartySays: From the Ashes

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MartySays

Neptune

Silence. Total silence; that was the feeling in the atmosphere as everyone gazed their speechless eyes at the original, the infamous, the very iconic figure that struck fear into the hearts of others. How do we know it's not another fake? A confused onlooker asked as if his words melted in his own quivering mouth.

"Imbecile. I need not prove my own existence. Only the ancient beings know when my presence is true."

Sure enough, as if his words itself awoke a great rekindling, three beasts rose from the ashes of the enlightened ground."

"His words speak true." said the naive Biggernate, his face a shocking shade of red.

"I'd never thought we'd meet again," the narwhaled fellow said reluctantly.

"Loser." The simple words of the Fattest of Alberts--Alex--intrigued none.

A civilian, perhaps more than the majority, would not believe this insanity. Why would he return after all these tranquil yet desolate years? To perhaps begin what he had started years ago? To rally an army against the newfound souls of the comment section? To give one last parting gift akin to their very own idiotic "Joe Moraliste" narrative, yet with more eloquence?

Everyone could guess. But none could guess his foretold adventures with even the slightest idea of intelligence. Well, I guess one person could look at his profile and see if he's the real Martysays from his previous actions. Up to you, I'm off to college: JHU, to be exact. Why is this wiki still active again? Now I can see why Gollum left.

MS gone
Neptune is here. My work, gone.

No older commenters know me but I made history with more recent stuff.

CD51 rises

"I am the hacker."

Swayamplayz and spyroclub1 followed by BN91 all come.

"THIS IS THE NEW OLDER GENERATION!"

everyhing is great

The end.