Community Activity:Your Funniest Teacher/Substitute Teacher Moments

Ok so I’ve had my share of funny substitute teacher moments. Share yours! Well they don’t have to be substitute teachers. -bnb

P-dog
We had this sub in literacy who's name is Mrs. H. Everyone calls her "hunchback", so when someone says, "i have hunchback in spanish" you instantly know its her. anyways, she would constantly write people up to go to the office. So, one time in mid 6th grade, I was leaning on my chair, then my iPad fell on the floor. I was picking it and hunchback yelled at me in her sqeaking voice, "Hey you! Im writing you up! Go to the office!" she tells me to go to the office. i walk out of the class room and walk to the bathroom and spend the rest of the period in there, and 7 other people from my class come in, and 3 of them were "disrupting the class" when all they were doing was going through their pencil cases to get highlighters.

BNB
Ok so we had this substitute teacher named Ms. Panaras. So what started it off was so one of my friends asked to go to the bathroom. Then she said no. Then 10 minutes later he asked again and she sent him to the principals office. Then I really had to go to the bathroom too but I didn't want to get sent to the principals office. So I was trying to hold it in. Then she sent me to the corner and made me face the wall. So then after 40 minutes she let people go to the bathroom. A lot of people went. One of my other friends went and was in there for four minutes, which isn't a lot and she got so mad at him. Then when she was dismissing us to go the gym she held almost all of the boys in our class back 5 minute. And she said "is this what your parents raised you to do?" "Ganging up and bullying people. And she made my friend stay in for 10 extra minutes for being in the bathroom for 4 minutes. Oh yeah, I almost forgot she said "Do you know why shhhhh is so soothing? Because you heard it in your mothers womb."

Yoda
so a teacher said sh*t when one of my classmates tried to put poop on a puppet

ComicRater
We once had a sub who said Donald trump was doing great as president, and boy, did commotion start that day. 😂

GarfieldMN
I was actually gonna say the same sub teacher as P-dog! So basically Mrs or more appropriate MS.H always makes funny comments like whenever someone talked or maybe WHISPERED during quiet work time, she always walked up and said “QUESTION?!?!” so loud! Everyone starts laughing quietly and then threatens to take us up to the principals office. Also, when I tossed a note to my friend in Science (same sub) last year, she threatened me to write me up so then I stopped, then my friend tossed a note back (all the note stuff was during work time and we finished our work) and then she said to write us up and I never got in trouble! Since I take French I don’t know exactly, but when she was in the Spanish class, everyone said it was funny because she was struggling in Spanish but I don’t know.

Salty Byleth Main
As you might know, I attend a homeschool co-op. One of the classes in it was Cartooning. It was taught by a guy called Bernarno, who is actually the father of my Zelda obsessed friend Lelani. So in the class, we created cartoon characters like Nate and he challenged himself to draw our creations with very entertaining results.

I also had a substitute teacher called Mr. Thomas and he actually plays pokémon competitively like I do. Aside from that, he was actually better than our normal math teacher who is a tyrannical di-BLEEEEEEEEEEP... Was a tyrannical... Jerk.

TAC
I had this sub, and her name was Ms. Sweet. But she’s the opposite of sweet. So everyone in the class started calling her “Ms. Sour” and we all dared each other that if we wanted to say the sub’s name, we had to call her “ms. Sour” and everyone kept true to that dare, so Ms Sweet would get mad every 2 seconds. At the end of the day, she put a note for my English teacher that “I demand all the students in 3rd period should be given detention!” But my English teacher knew she couldn’t send all 36 of us to the office at once, so we all got away with it.

just nate
my subs were all fun

ZachOWott
Most of the subs at my school (in middle school) were pretty nice/good. There are always the boring or strict ones though, but they're usually good.

So far in high school I've experienced like 2 subs and one of them is a guy who does architecture or something and likes to talk about that and the other one is just one of the Spanish teachers when she has a free period.

I might go into more detail about middle school subs at some point but idk

Happy
Mr. B for music. We were supposed to practice ukulele and when no one did, he didn't bother tell us to practice. He also showed us some lame music movie

Ak-Elfs
We had this sub for english once and she said she needed to go to the restroom and she camped in there the whole period and didn't come out. Talk about a case of diarrhea. But a few days ago my friend told me she recently got colon cancer I feel bad for her. Today I had a stupid sub who legit told us to do the wrong chapter in science.

moon man
Had the PE teacher get so mad he swore at us "I WILL NOT TAKE THIS... THIS... THIS SHIT"

Awq
My Teacher Said "Fung The School"

Palm
There was this sub that didn’t actually teach anything and was just on a phone call with his girlfriend.