Fanon:HappyTheApple's Dream of Destroying the Community

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Chapter 1
HappyTheApple was humming as he went to get a cup of tea while he was working at the BNCW. The tea smelled kind of weird. It smelled like Super, but he didn't care. He liked teas! So he drank away, and he fainted in an instant. With the voice of Super in his head, "You shall now destroy the Big Nate Comment..." and then he opened his eyes.

When he woke up, GiantNate91, ComicRater, and TheYounglings were standing over him, with a worried look. When HappyTheApple stood up, the three sighed in relief. "Oh thank goodness. We were worried sick about you." GN91 said. But Happy didn't hear any of that. He was thinking about the only new goal he had in his mind. To destroy the entire Big Nate COMMENTS community.

He thanked GN91, CR and TheYounglings for looking after him, and went back to his seat. He thought, Hm... Which site should I attack first? He tacked on his keyboard. ''I'll first attack the GoComics Comment Section. With its daily arguments and conflicts, it will be easy to corrupt some of the members and destroy it!'' He did not want anyone to know that he was the one doing this until the end, so he made four new accounts on GoComics. He used his first one to comment a very insulting comment to another user. The user replied right away, insulting right back at him. He used his second account to side with the user.

Soon, most people joined the argument, and HappyTheApple smirked. Beside him, Moon Man was shaking his head in disbelief. He was reading the daily GoComics Chronicles. "Another argument in the comment section? When will this ever stop?"

"Why don't you join the argument so it ends quickly?" HappyTheApple said to him. He knew that once Moon Man joined the argument, it would last a long time. Even if it didn't he could just make another argument.

Moonman nodded. "Good idea." He typed a few words and then resumed his work. HappyTheApple went into GoComics and was happy to see that the argument was still going on. He made another comment on the comment section. Enraging half the users on the comment section. Some users sided with him, of course all of them didn't know that the insulting user was HappyTheApple.

HappyTheApple quickly insulted Moon Man, and Moon Man cursed at him. Soon Moon Man was banned. Beside him, Moon Man snarled. "I'm going to make another account, just to make that guy suffer!!!" Inside HappyTheApple was happy as ever. He let the argument go on, while he used his fourth account to make a poll. Then he used his third account to spam four thousand times. He chuckled silently.

He saw Swas being nervous. "What's wrong, boss?" HappyTheApple asked.

Swas sighed. "Because of the big argument in the comment section, people are seeking refugee here. We're too overcrowded! We don't have enough seats!"

Happy shrugged. "Too bad for you then." He returned to his seat and used his main account to make a comment about stopping the argument, then he used his alt accounts to insult his main one. Then he saw a comment that made him freeze. The comment said, I know who this person's real identity is.

Chapter 2


HappyTheApple eyes opened wide. "What? How can this be?" A chain of replies followed right below. People started to get irritated when the Anonymous person did not answer. HappyTheApple flagged the person using all his five accounts, his main one, the first, second, third, and fourth one. Still, not satisfied, he made ten more accounts and flagged it. He was banned right away. HappyTheApple sighed in relief. "Phew, that was close. He could make another account, so I better keep myself on lookout."

Soon, his first account was banned, but he still had 14 more accounts, so he didn't care. he turned to the wiki, and made another account on FANDOM. He spammed edits and gained 1k edits in an hour. He hacked into FANDOM and changed his profile page so that it said he joined on August, 2019. Then he asked Swas to give him content mod or he would steal his cookies. Swas panicked and gave Happy's alt account content mod. Now he could access most pages.

He turned back to GoComics and was disappointed to see that the argument was ceasing. He hacked into Moon Man's account and made him say a bunch of curse words and troll. Soon Moon man was banned and the real Moon Man beside was screaming in frustration. thankfully, that made the argument rise up again, and it continued until 7PM. Everyone was starting to leave the building. The only person left, other than him was Spyroclub, but he stayed in. He was going to use some pranks to make the argument begin, in the BNCW, too.

However, before he could begin setting up traps and pranks, Spyro was going around, shutting down everyone's computers for the night. Happy's computer was still open on GoComics. When Spyro got to Happy's computer, he froze. He turned to Happy, with the look of utter disbelief in his eyes. "You're the person who started the argument?"

Happy gulped, "Uh no, that's actually..." But he had no time to explain, Spyro, dashed toward him, and in his hands, he had the block stick, which was used to block people. Happy dodged Spyro's attack and used bunch of martial arts moves to tie Spyro. Spyro tried to get out, but he couldn't. Happy trapped Spyro in a soundproof room, and exited the building. After Happy left, there was a small rustle in the corner, and a figure emerged from it.