User blog:OofBigNate123/OofBig nate: documentary

this is the second documentary of oof big Nate because the original I missed some things lol.

THIS DOCUMENTARY IS ACTUALLY TRUE I CAN PROVIDE A VIDEO IF YOU WANT OK

Birth of the saviour and hero OofBigNate
OofBig Nate was born in St Bernie's hospital in Africa. the doctors said that he was born ambidextrous, a prodigy with over 170+ IQ and are like just a cool person. everyone loved him.

First Year
OofBigNate's mother left OofBigNate's father Perkins Miller. His mother who left Perkins Miller is actually Melania trump who is now married to Donald trump which is why I know Mr Trump myself!! But oofbignate was very sad because his mother Melania Miller but now Trump left.

Second Year
OofBigNate since he is a prodigy he skipped to primary school! He knows so many things already and everyone still loves him.

Third Year
OofBigNate discovered a time machine! He invented by himself because he is very smart and has like 200 IQ. Unfortunately, his uncle Donald Trump found out about his invention and then told him it had to be destroyed for sake of humanity but he paid him 5 million dollars to do so!

Fourth Year
OofBigNate received his Hogwarts letter! He said goodbye to his family and went off to Hogwarts. It was his dream as he dreamt about it after reading Harry Potter.

Fifth Year
OofBigNate fought Voldemort along with Harry Potter! Unfortunately, it was his last year of Hogwarts because he skipped to the 6th year cause of his 200 IQ. And also he moved back to the muggle world because his Dad was sad that he left

Sixth Year
OofBigNate's uncle Trump had a surprise for him!! The aliens were invading Mars and he needed me to help! So I went to mars in a secret invisible aircraft where nobody would see me or know this was happening but I killed those aliens lol! So many juice alien juice! And he received a purple medal for his actions

Seventh Year
OofBigNate graduated from College!!! But he denied the Nasa Application because he was too awesome to work for Nasa! And he discovered Fortnite which was a very cool game and he even killed NINJA!!! He is too good at Fortnite and he even won the championships!

Eighth Year
OofBigNatge's grandpa unfortunately passed. He was told that he and his strike team went to kill Hitler and his grandpa was actually the one who killed him! He was a very brave soldier Donald Trump had said because he fought with his grandpa. So OofBigNate was very sad that his grandpa died.

Ninth Year
OofBigNate finished reading every single book in existence!!! He loved books and is a genius kid!!! Also, he bought a McDonald's sandwich for a homeless person and ended poverty!!! He was a hero! And received another purple heart!

Tenth Year
OofBigNate was a chess champion!!! He beat the number one Chess Champion who was OofBignate because nobody was better than OofBigNate lol!! Also this year he, unfortunately, saw his brother getting hit by a car. He was very traumatized but thankfully he wasn't dead.

Eleventh Year
OofBigNate went on like many websites on the internet like Reddit he was a very epic Redditor and had like 2 million points!! Then I found out about GoComics!!! I became the most popular user by far and everybody loved me!!!

Twelfth Year
OofBigNate discovered the Fandom thanks to Saucey UwU!!! I love you Saucey thanks!!! Lol! And he is writing this documentary! Bye!