The Wiki Diss

THE WIKI DISS
The following diss is only for fun, please don’t get your cookies in a twist!

(Note: This was done in a very short time, like 3 days, so it might seem rushed, and the disses are not the best :D)

(Note 2: This only includes users that have been here for a while; if you were a minor contributor, I didn’t add you. Users like LSSJ have made it in here because, although they have only been here for a month-ish, they are active.)

THE ACTUAL DISS IS HERE
Tried to add insurance into the wiki?
 * SuperTalker101

BN bucks are only just for fun

You’re just making it more confusing

You’ve been acting really dumb Swasim thinks he can make up rules
 * Swasimcool

‘Cause he’s an admin

But maybe fix your bad grammar

Or I’ll have to take an aspirin Spyro’s just a simply
 * Spyroclub1

Outrageous annoying kid

Who spends all of his damn time

Making those stupid cubing vids He calls it the exciting Big Nate comic?
 * ComicsCreatorz

It’s just a knock-off and so lame

He’s only making it

To get a taste of the fame Have you ever noticed how
 * PigLover

PL sparked up all the drama?

You’re dramatic and probably spit more

Than a freaking Minecraft llama! You say you’re ComicRater?
 * ComicRater

No one likes your Chad rating!

Always asking people to chat

Their time you’re always wasting. Zach, you’re only good for discord
 * ZachOWott

Your arguments are just not true

Heck, a cat gets more attention

Than it’s own owner, you! For a ball so small
 * BigNateBaseball

You certainly have a massive ego!

Abusing your admin powers

Your opinions I’d like to veto! Sorry, I can’t diss cheez…
 * Cheezdoodle51

please come back How in the world did you get admin
 * NeptuneNinjaComics

With your stupid expertise

Looking back, I see why Swasim

Was annoyed with all your stories! You’re the whiniest person
 * CrossDoggo* (Fancy)

This wiki has ever had

Your maturity is down the toilet

You bugging us makes us go mad! You ruined the Minecraft room
 * Spacepuppy

It was literally just a game

You just want to have friends

You just want people to know your name You know I’m the best weeb
 * Salty Byleth Main

You’re just NUTS like an almond

You celebrate at 500 edits

Well I’m at 6 thousand Lied to us about family
 * Positive Elixir Trade

You just added CSS

You’re simply ashamed

That BN** was the best Made your own alt admin
 * 7o’clock

You made Hev1 get blocked

Chill on the edits, take a seat

Because it’s you that I just clocked You badge game in competitions
 * Henry Hudson

You flex your math skill

Don’t go to him for advice

You might as well eat a death pill Your stories never get finished
 * ToPhu31

Sparking a rivalry with everyone

I’ll call you ToPhat

Since you eat up all the fun. What does your name even mean?
 * GoldenGlory4Life

It’s just a jumble of words

Just like your personality

Cuz you are more than just absurd! You like being racist
 * Yoda

You’re always really weird

Tell me, since when was Yoda

The user everybody feared? You’re so inactive
 * LordNour

You edit once every year

Maybe stop being so serious

And turn the humor gears Your pfp is so creepy
 * Gollum

It makes me want to run

Fussing all over everything

You should appreciate Hev1 Sure, I copied your name
 * BiggerNate91

But to be honest, I made it better

Just because of some drama

Did you have to be such a fretter? Vandalized the wiki
 * TrapperClicker

You deserve to be gone

If the the wiki was a chess board,

I’d be the king, and you a pawn You literally can’t spell
 * Outcastsage

Your roasts make no sense

Only active on discord

Always furious and tense You’re the oldest on the wiki?
 * ComicComet

Seems definitely wrong

Stop hanging around fandom

And go play some pong You went through a thousand different names
 * ItsP-Dog

Will you ever settle down?

You’re just spamming edits

You’re the most idiotic in the town You said that the wiki’s ruining your life
 * MintCrepe

Well your existence is ruining ours

We won’t miss you on GC

You just cursed and left, you coward You overreact to polls
 * Moothu

You’re just a skinny kid

Whined, said you would leave

Took so long before you did Obsessed with pig latin
 * Effja

You’re always inappropriate

You called your wiki “fun”

I bet you’ve taken quite some opiate Swearing as a teenager?
 * Lssj8520

Only do it to be “cool”

Created a poll wiki

Your brain size is miniscule!

Awq-Huh

* Refers to the CrossDoggo account only, not Fancy, since now he isn’t whiny. (Props to him!)

** BN stands for BiggerNate91

Yeah, so… if anyone wants to respond go for it, I guess. Hope you enjoyed.

~GiantNate91