Fanon:Zach in the Past (by Wooden Board)

I am really bad with titles. Now enjoy. (This also features some drawings. if you're wondering how I know what the cast looks like, go here)

Chapter 1
In the BNCS lab, Ak-Elf and ComicRater are building a time machine. The mathematicians aka HappyTheApple and FancyPantsFan are calculating hard math problems so the time machine can run. As the lab workers are working, the test user arrives to the lab, ZachOWott.

Zach: Is the time machine ready yet?

HappyTheApple: No, we are still trying to get the exact results. The SmartPrint is almost done printing our numbers.

A couple minutes pass by, and 'ding! 'The SmartPrint is done printing the results. The mathematicians hand the numbers to the engineers and they, after an hour or so, finally finished building the time machine.

Zach: Sooooo, can I go in?

FancyPantsFan: No, not yet. We have to present this to the BNCS board and administrators. They want to buy it for "important purposes." If they think it's safe to go in, they will pay us MILLIONS.

(I will make more chapters. :D)

Chapter 2
At the BNCS headquarters...

The engineers and the mathematicians that solve hard math problems are presenting the time machine to the board and admins, ItsP-Dog, Swasimcool, Spyroclub, and Henry Hudson GC. The test user, Zach, is now entering the time machine.

HappyTheApple: We will now take our test user, ZachOWott, to 1787, to roast people's outfits and hair!

FancyPantsFan: Alright, Zach. We will give you this futuristic ear piece to talk to us from 1787.

Zach: Got it.

Zach enters the time machine... Zach: WOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A few seconds later, he arrives in 1787.

Zach: Argh...

As he finally gets up, he encounters Benjamin Franklin!!!

Zach: BO- Oh, my, GOD!!! BEN FRANKLIN?!

Chapter 3
Benjamin: Yes young lad, that is my name. What's yours?

Zach: Zach! ZachOWott!

Benjamin: Well, it's nice to meet you! Uhm, can you please explain what that object is?

He points his finger at the time machine.

Zach: Oh! That's the time machine.

Benjamin: Time machine? Where are you traveling from?

Zach: Uh, 2020.

Benjamin: 2020?! The world will be THAT old you say? Also, what kind of fabric are you wearing? Your hair is brown too? Ah, all of these lads have white wigs. Also, what is that object in your ear?

Zach: Uh, I must explain lat-

When Zach tries to finished his sentence, the time machine disappears!

Zach: OH NO!!!! THE TIME MACHINE!!!!

Chapter 4
Zach uses the ear piece to call FancyPantsFan

Zach: ZACH TO FANCY!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TI-

As he was going to finish yelling, Fancy cut him off.

Fancy: They already purchased it. Now, we are FILTHY rich. So, get back here to get your check.

Zach: I am STUCK IN 1787!!!!

Fancy: Pffft!! Stop making jokes dude. Hurry up and get your check man.

Fancy hangs up.

Zach: ARGGHHHH!!!

Benjamin: You seem a bit... upset.

Zach: Yes, I a- ding!

Zach: I got an idea!!

Chapter 5
Benjamin: What's your idea lad?

Zach: You're an inventor, right?

Benjamin: Uh, yes I am! I mean, I created the lightning rod, bifocals, hand paddle, glass harmonica-

Zach: Yeah, yeah. Hey do you think you have any spare materials to build a time machine?

Benjamin: Uh, yes!! Lets head over to the dump!

Meanwhile in 2020...

FancyPantsFan: Haw! haw! haw! I have that imbecile fooled! Now, it's time to destroy BNCW!! HA HA HAAA!!! >:)

Back in 1787, Benjamin Franklin and Zach heads over to the dump to grab useful materials for the time machine.

Benjamin (Ben): How is this clock?

Zach: Yes. That is an important piece of material. Fancy gave me this handbook on how to build the time machine.

Ben and Zach grabs more material and heads over to an open spot to build the TM (time machine)

Chapter 6
Meanwhile in 2020...

FancyPantsFan (FPF) is seen running for admin to destroy BNCW.

Spyroclub: And our new admin will be FancyPantsFan!!! Congratulations!

Spyroclub hands the admin role to FPF...

In 1787...

A couple hours of building and hard math problems passes by, and Zach finishes the time machine.

Zach: Alright, let's head to 2020!

Ben: I am sorry, lad. This is your mission. I must stay within my time. Good luck to you. And here.

Benjamin gives a photo of himself to Zach. In the corner, it says "A true friend is the best possession."

Zach: Thanks. I'll miss you.

Ben: I'll miss ya too, lad. Also, look on the back when you get back. Just say those words whenever your in trouble. Goodbye. :) Zach: Have this.

He hands Benjamin a pendant with Zach's profile picture on it.

Benjamin: Thank you, lad. Good luck.

Zach teleports to 2020...

Chapter 7
Zach: WOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Zach lands back first on the ground of a ruined BNCW.

Zach: WH-WHAT THE-

Someone covers his mouth, making him unconscious in seconds.

Moments later, Zach is seen sitting in a dark room, tied up.

Unknown person: *clap clap*

The lights come on. Zach wakes up.

Zach: Huh? WHO ARE YOU?!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!!

The unknown person takes off his hood... Zach: F-F- fancy? H-h-how...

Fancy: Yes, it's really me. Me, you and the other commenters.

Fancy claps 3 times. *clap clap clap*. All of the lights come on. Zach sees every commenter on BNCW.

Zach: GUYS!! WHATS GOING ON??!!

TheYounglings: We don't know. All we know is that Fancy is destroying BNCW.

Zach: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?!?!?

Fancy: Because it's cool. I mean, look at poll war 3. That was the sickest event in the history of the BNCW.

Zach: You'll pay for this...

Fancy: Oh no I won't. You'll be stuck here, 3 meals a day, and little time outside. Say like, MY PRISON!!! MWAHAHHAHAAAA. Now if you will excuse me, I have some destroying and ruling to do.

All seems loss until a miracle happens.

Someone breaks a window.

Spyroclub1: WHAT WAS THAT?!?!

Zach sees a familiar shadow...

Zach: Wait, is that-

Chapter 8
Everyone: BEN FRANKLIN?!

Zach: Ben!!!

Ben: Lad! Hello! I see your all stuck here with your mates! Lets get you lot out of here.

Ben unties Zach. Then they untie the rest of the users.

Ben: So, who are your mates lad?

Zach: These are the users of BNCW. Fancy is destroying the wiki!!

Ben: Uh oh. Well, we better get going! Even if it means war.

This Is Funny! wow you wrote in my story ok cool.

* Everyone stares at the writer.

Andythemage: Ok? Back to the story.

Ben: Anyways, we gotta go stop the evil lad.

Swasimcool: Impossible. He demoted me and the other admins. If he sees us out there, he'll banned us.

Ben: Not everyone ;).

Everyone: ????

Wooden Board: Well, lets stop chatting and get out there! I made this unbannable ring device for each of us. Put it on your ring finger and press the button.

Chapter 9
The users put the device on their ring fingers and presses the button...

A purple shield forms around the users.

Zach: Cool invention wooden!

Wooden Board: Thank you! Now lets get going.

The users sneak past the guard. Then comes a bad odor.

GarfieldMN: Yuck! It smell like dirty oil...

TheYounglings: That's what some dude uses to cook your mom though.

Garf: And YOUR mom was probably dead before mine!

TheYounglings: Shut up.

Garf: Wow. Nice comeback. Your such a D O U C H E.

TheYounglings: And your a B I T C-

Zach: Will you two shut it?! We are almost at admin central. Once we capture Fancy, you both can separate from each other.

Ak: And here we are.