Said Virus

The Said Virus was an idea proposed my multiple Anti-Polls that is an explanation for the chaos GoComics is undergoing.

Section 1: The start
The physical Said virus is the idea that a virus has inflicted chaos on MartySaid, domcos, and other pollers.

Section 2: The proposed computer virus
Please note, this is all just my thoughts on what could happen.

If a computer virus made by MartySays got on the internet, these are my thoughts on what could unfold.

Phase I: Infection
At first, the virus would latch onto devices using exploits. If the device had credentials to a GoComics account, the account would be compromised. The suffix "Says" or "Said" would be annexed to the original username (So Hi would become HiSays.) The profile picture would have the classic MartySays face added. These accounts would be used for automated polls and spam. Other devices would have the virus linger on for Phase II.

Phase II: Destruction
Using these newly hijacked devices, the Said virus would begin a DDos attack on Anti-Poll sites: like this wiki, Gollum's blog, and GoComics itself.

Okay, if that weirded you out, those are my actual thoughts on a Said virus. Sorry!