User blog:The Infamous Gollum/A Message From Gollum

Dear vandal,

I know you think you're really funny for vandalizing my article on The Poll War. If your intent was to make me feel sad and angry then you have failed. I am not stupid, I have a backup copy of the article (at least 60% of it). I will get to work immediately. More importantly, I don't understand why a loser like you goes around vandalizing people's hard work. I spent hours on that article and now I have to re do some of it. Then again it was probably the most fun you've had in a while.

Enjoy your pathetic life vandal. Just know that I have a very particular set of skills. Skills, that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let leave me alone, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

Sincerely,

Gollum

Dear Gollum,

I am sorry for vandalizing your article but I need to put some things straight. Sincerely,
 * 1) I was not trying to be funny or make you sad or angry
 * 2) I am not dumb so I never used my real IP address.
 * 3) The reason I did it is so you could see not everyone is constantly chatting in the comments of Big Nate and because it is so ridiculously easy to restore the original article it would be fixed in a few minutes.
 * 4) For some reason you aren't restoring the article and instead are re-writing it.
 * 5) It was not very fun to do this and it boring and possibly time wasting.
 * 6) I have had more fun than that everyday.
 * 7) I am writing this to leave you alone and apologize.

Marty Wright