Community Activity:School Food Critic Page

Rate your school food on a scale of 1-5 (5 being the best) and explain why.

Henry Hudson (0.1/5)

 * 1) There are three food counters, but only one line. How stupid is that?
 * 2) Nothing is fresh, everything is either from the frozen foods aisle or canned.
 * 3) Nothing is what it's actually supposed to be. The "meatloaf" is a boiled hamburger patty, the "lo mein" is just spaghetti and soy sauce cooked together in a tray, the "breakfast potatoes" are just tater tots with some canned bell peppers, and the "fried rice" IS LITERALLY BAKED!
 * 4) The pizza is so bad, I'd rather eat an uncooked frozen pizza from Walmart.
 * 5) Their "Asian" food an offense to Asian culture, in my opinion.
 * 6) The prices are insane, I mean $2.50 for a 20 oz Vitamin Water? $2.80 for a pasta smaller than my fist? It's bad.
 * 7) They brag about all of their "unique" sauces, but all of them are mayo with food coloring and artificial flavoring.
 * 8) The mac 'n cheese is pasta drenched in store-brought cheese sauce from the frozen foods aisle.
 * 9) They SPECIFICALLY buy extra small bags of chips (0.5 oz.) from Lay's to sell to kids, but it's the same price as a regular sized bag of chips from the convenience store.
 * 10) They dilute their maple syrup with water, most likely to increase the quantity of the mixture to save money. I know they do it with the syrup, I think they do it with the ranch too.
 * 11) I've already said it, but everything is either baked or boiled.
 * 12) They care so much about quantity. Once, a lunch lady gave me a handful of fries, but then another lunch lady said it was too much and she dumped half of it back into the oven tray.
 * 13) They lie about everything on their menus. Every food item has an adjective such as "fresh", "savory" or "homemade", which is obviously bullshit.
 * 14) Their garlic knots aren't flavored with garlic, but with some weird red powder.
 * 15) If you bite into the pizza, all of the cheese will come off and you'll end up with a soggy piece of dough with sauce on it. It's really weird.
 * 16) Their Caesar salad is just frozen lettuce with a CRAP TON of Parmesan cheese, no Caesar dressing.
 * 17) Hamburgers are always served out of a brown liquid, instead off the grill or something like that.
 * 18) Their food is either extremely salty or extremely bland, never anything in between.
 * 19) I'm 99% sure the school kitchen doesn't have a stove, just an oven and maybe a large cauldron for boiling the hamburger patties.
 * 20) The hamburger patties have fake grill marks on them, even though they are boiled.
 * 21) Their beverages are always frozen solid.
 * 22) The milk served is always 2-3 days from expiring.

Yoda 2/5

 * 1) There are 2 cafes at my school, one the "eastern" one the "western" but they all serve the same food
 * 2) The prices are stupid high the soggy little ham sandwich cost 5.30.
 * 3) They serve water when you can walk a few meters to drink water out of a fountain.

Goldenglory4life 5/5

 * 1) I love my school lunches they have a new cafeteria!
 * 2) we have pizza every Friday
 * 3) today we had popcorn ck
 * 4) we can get seconds on fruit
 * 5) they have long johns for breakfast sometimes
 * 6) they give you choices
 * 7) CHEAP

GarfieldMN 3/5
Do you know how dirty the floors are?!?!

POSITIVE!

Food is decent

They let you choose

They have ice cream

Clean tables

NEGATIVE!!

Dirty floors

TOO MUCH ICE CREAM!! But we occasionally have hit items

No good A La Carte items

Some foods are really bad!

Utensils suck (yes! Sporks!)

Last years A La Carte was better because we have fries.. but NOW WE DONT.

OVERPRICED ITEMS! You can get Vanilla Ice Cream here for $2.00, when you can literally go to McDonald's for a bigger cone for $1.00, but we also have other flavors :). 2 HASH BROWNS ARE $2.00 AND THEY COMPLAINED ABOUT NOT LETTING ME HAVE IT BECAUSE IT WAS FOR THE HOT LUNCH. WELL AT LEAST IM PAYING FOR IT!

ComicRater (3/5)
Its meh. That’s all I can really say. Not always good, but not always bad. The nachos are awesome, but the pizza and burgers are trash.

PigLoverGoComics (3/5)
We don't have school lunches, but they give out snacks for free, they're alright.

The snacks are considered "healthy"by the school but they hand out granola bars lol.

I don't see why a lot of schools have school lunches.

Positive Elixir Trade (4.5/5)
They can have spectacular choices, they have all the good snacks, they have daily changing soups, quality rice and noodle bowls, and even sell sushi every two or so days!

The only bad thing is that the lines get really long, really fast.

ComicsCreatorz (1/5)
I'm reviewing my new school cafeteria in New York, not my French one though. (stfu PL)

This cafeteria does international food days, like Canadian day and they make, let' s say poutine.

So when they did French day, I was super mad, lemme tell you why it was bad.

The Soupe à l’oignon (or known as French onion soup) was cold and they didn't even use the right ingredients.

The Confit de canard, oh god. The duck wasn't cooked properly and when I bit into it, I felt like I was going to throw up.

The baguette was pretty much frozen and I couldn't even bite into it.

Horrible food at my school.

BNB 3/5
we dont have school lunches. We make our own

Swasimcool 4/5
I never actually had school lunches before but it is pretty good.

The pizza is really good and they serve salad and falafels which are really good as well.

The way I know this info is becuase of the lunch black market, where we trade food and stuff.

P-dog 4/5
We only have vending machienes, soda macheins, ala carte and sauce despencers

ToPhu -0/5
Four words: Cold Chicken Salad Pasta