Community Activity:The Room: Summer 2020 Edition

The Room: Summer 2020 Edition
'''ItsP-dog has landed. He brought fresh nitrogen'''

Iwshtfau Has Brought His Ego (burn)

Iwshtfau: Yes I have brought my all-powerful ego! You will now cower in fear!!!

P-dog: *cowers in fear*

GC22: gimme an oreo

ZachOWott joined 

Zach: hi

GiantNate91 joins

GiantNate91: I’m tempted to kick P-Dog.

EddieAndReady joins

'''Eddie pulls out a piece of paper and writes the words "KICK ME" on it. He tapes it to P-Dog's butt. He kicks P-dog.'''

P-dog: Ouch!

GiantNate91 proceeds to do the same to Eddie.

moon man has clo- landed

moon man: guys i got us some vbucks we can stick up our asses

GiantNate91: Woah, language.

GarfieldMN: I dare someone to call “867-5309”

P-dog: Nah

TheYounglings crosses out the words "KICK ME" on P-Dog's back, and replaces it with "Send me to the nearest orphanage" P-dog: ;-;

Iwshtfau: :P

Iwshtfau Crosses Out The Words “Send me to the nearest orphanage” And Puts “Steal My Oreos”

P-dog: ;-;

just nate crosses out that and writes demote me on pdog

Zach opens a portal to the original game (look back at it) 

just nate walks through the portal

Iwshtfau Closes The Portal When JustNate Isn’t Fully In So It Sears His Arm Off

it was a hologram of him the whole time

P-dog walks through the portal after opening it again

Iwshtfau Does The Same Thing As P-dog Screams In Agony

turns out P-dog was already fully through the portal

Meanwhile, GiantNate91 has already gone through the portal.

P-dog: what how GarfieldMN sanitizes the portal before walking in P-dog rolles his eyes: what a clean freak Iwshtfau watches this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-SijPVVeNdKY

just nate why you bully me

moon man: shiz i forgot to be here, anyway it looks like i should enter this portal

moon man jumps in

moon man: Y E E T

moon man: where we landing bois

Iwshtfau jumps through the portal as fast as light and makes sure nobody closes the portal '''Iwshtfau jumped through. But he found everyone holding sword. everyone cut off his arms'''

Turns out Iwshtfau had gone through a different portal

Turns out he was still cut

Turns Out He Wasn’t Cut And You Need To Shut Up

moon man: woah, where are we?

(zach this is your cue)

Iwshtfau: Yes where the hell are we

moon man audibly coughs

moon man: i SAID: where the fuck are we zach save us plz)

Edd: Yeah.

P-dog: -_-.

TheYounglings: Woah it's the Roman Coliseum

TheYounglings is suddenly pierced in the stomach by a Roman warrior, then drops down dead

GiantNate91 has gone back through the portal.

GN91: Ahhh, Romans are fascinating.

P-dog: I love how they conquered all of europe.

GN91: Well, after they conquered most, they immediately started falling apart.

TheYounglings: Ouch

GN91: That’s what you’re about to say when- WATCH OUT! P-dog: I DON'T SEE ANYTHING

Iwshtfau opens a portal to the future, then hops through it P-dog closes the portal, slicing Iwshtfau in half

Iwshtfau: no he doesn’t I’m already in.

Iwshtfau: you guys should come and see this! There’s flying peoples!

P-dog: lies

TheYounglings: Ouch

moon man motions his hands up as clones rise from the ground, with swords so they can kill the romans

moon man gives p-dog gloves that shoot fire.

moon man: frick, they're gonna get backup

moon man: tell me if you need any weapons

TheYounglings: I don't need one. I'll just slash people with my sword while it is still impaling me.

Iwshtfau is back from the future

'''He instantly kills 2 Romans by impaling them with a super-futuristic weapon he got from the future. (No duh I got it from the future).'''

Iwshtfau: Whats up?

'''TheYounglings hugs Iwshtfau, impaling him. '''

'''ZachOWott is back after forgetting about this. '''

'''ZachOWott is also offended that P-dog thought the Romans conquered all of Europe, when, in fact, they conquered the Mediterranean. 🚨Latin Student Alert'''🚨

P-dog is annoyed

Iwshtfau is annoyed

your mom is annoyed

moon man: okay you want a sword? here's a sword that can shoot bullets AND slice.

moon man gives theyounglings a super sword

TheYounglings refuses to use that sword

GiantNate91 suddenly tackles Younglings.

TheYounglings hugs GiantNate91, puncturing his lungs

P-dog: GaY

Zach: of course p-dog would say that *eyeroll*

P-dog: *insert lenny face here*

Swasimcool Joins

jn what is happening

Swasimcool: idk

Suddenly Roman warriors run out and start attacking everyone.

EddieAndReady gets hit by their swords.

ToPhu Appears

ToPhu: Moon man, you hurt me last time so take this.

ToPhu shoots Moon man's legs, crippling him

Swasimcool: Oh no!

TheYounglings body slams Moon Man, destroying his vital organs

Swasimcool: rip

moon man: what the fuck!

moon man cuts theyoungling's hands, making him drop the weapon

moon man: that's what you fokin get.

moon man transfers his consciousness to a clone.

moon man: you can't hurt me, if i die, i transfer myself into a clone.

moon man's clones surround theyounglings

moon man: i'll give you one chance

moon man's clones super glue theyounglings hands back on.

moon man: as for you?

moon man cuts tophu's hands, making him unable to use his hands

moon man: you aren't keeping those.

moon man opens a portal that takes him back to the original room and pushes tophu in.

moon man: it's your fault

moon man closes the portal.

moon man: he's safe, now can people stop attacking me for one GOD F*cking second?!?

TheYounglings: I don't need hands to use my sword

P-dog: pulls out a mythic scar and kills moon man and the rest of his clone and then he feeds moon man's soul to the younglings

Iwshtfau kills all the Roman warriors with his futuristic sword

TheYounglings eats his soul, the final remains of his existence scattered around his digestive system 

'''Zach hides behind a large pile of oreos. '''

TheYounglings hides behind a pile of Double Stuf Oreos.

TheYounglings: My pile is superior

Iwshtfau hides behind a pile of whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed'ies's'y'es Oreos

Iwshtfau: Beat that!

'''Zach eats his stack of oreos. '''

Swasimcool: nice

Zach: yum

TheYounglings: Aw, me oreos are gone.

moon man's consciousness transfers to another clone

moon man: okay f*ck this.

moon man walks a few feet off, makes a portal and jumps in

moon man: you'll thank me later. 

GiantNate91: dOn’T LeAvE mE

GiantNate91 also jumps in the portal

P-dog: gAy

moon man *shouting as the portal closes*: eat dirt.

moon man enters the {redacted} and looks for {redacted}

moon man tells ginatnate to get the {redacted} from the {redacted}

moon man calls p-dog while he waits for giant nate

Zach answere instead 

Zach: Hi. P-dog fell asleep after eating more oreos that we found, so I stole his phone

In ToPhu's Portal

ToPhu: Argh it hurts... Looks like Moon Man's strength is weakened every time he makes a clone, that push was even worse than his own IQ, meaning that Every Clone is weaker than the previous, so Moon Man is essentially significantly weaker than even when he had his legs broken.

'''ToPhu has earth-bending powers, he creates an aluminum hand to replace his previous one. ToPhu opens the portal to Moon Man's world and enters.'''

ToPhu: If you have no clones left, you won't be able to transfer your consciousness.

ToPhu creates humanoid structures made out of mud, which starts attacking Moon Man and his clones

ToPhu: Argh, they are not as strong as I hoped, nevertheless, you're done for.

ToPhu raises a piece of earth below him and flies away.

HappyTheApple joins

HappyTheApple: Hi

moon man shoots the flying dirt tophu is on with the literal hand grenade, moon man also makes a portal under tophu to send him back to everyone else's world, moon man then locks the word unallowing anyone to enter until unlocked.

moon man: so hey zach, just trying to fend off the mother frickers who keep following me to kill me, anyway im now getting {redacted} and power suites which makes my clones the same strength no matter how many i spawn in, how about you?

Iwshtfau: ...

Iwshtfau summons 1000 King Kongs to kill all the moon man clones

'''Turns out that Moon man shot a decoy ToPhu, and since IWSHTFAU's King Kongs obliterated everything, including Moon Man's clones and ToPhu's Mud Soldiers, ToPhu gained his powers back, while Moon man remains as weak as ever. ToPhu is no where to be seen.'''