Community Activity:Pet peeves Martysays

Ok so first off why is named ¨MartySays¨??? would marty actually say that??? Would gina say a 'poll'???? NO OF COURSE NOT besides Martysays ??? Really you could've done martysaysthis or godfreysays but NO you pick MartySays and use a christmas edition profile pic even though christmas has ended also those MLG glasses really?????

Reasons I hate MartySays:
 * He spends 90% of his internet life on this site
 * He still wants to post polls
 * U CANT JUST CHANGE AN "S" TO A "Z" AND COUNT IT AS A NEW USERNAME
 * He still vandalizes some pages
 * He's a high schooler who should focus his time more on studying for the SAT
 * His username makes no sense, especially since he's run out of image ideas and is just reusing the Marty picture from last time
 * He stinks
 * He tricks people into thinking he's cool with them but ultimately disproves their entire conspiracy theory regarding a certain vocabulary-filled commenter and makes the theorist rage like Hell
 * He abandons people, especially little 12-year olds who "Post polls"
 * He's writing faults about himself, even if he could use this time to hilariously vandalize this page & fill it with chicken gifs
 * He eats Tide Pods and knows da wae, plus touched someone's spaghet
 * He uses memes that burn out quicker than an O-type star
 * He uses astronomical references that you understand as much as super-heated quasars

(PS) next one is 7o'clock (i dont actually hate him)