User blog:Thetoadoftheturf/I will build a wall

I will build a wall

When I am elected mod, I will use my powers to the fullest extent. First, I will worm my way into the FANDOM staff. After I've done this, I will become the CEO of the internet. Then, I will use my trillions of dollars to purchase the United States. After careful consideration, the only logical step is to build a wall on the Canadian-American border, cause everyone here in Canada hates America. The Canadian side will be adorned with beautiful paintings and ornaments of polar bears, maple leafs and beavers. The American side will be decorated with horrificly ugly images. Trump x Danny DeVito fanart will be the primary design. Then, as owner of America, I will sell it to the Canadian government for 76¢ USD. That, ironically, is the equivalent of 1 CAD. We will re-colonize America, transforming it to Southern Canada. Southern Canada will speak entirely la langue française. Because English is worse than french, of course. All the french citizens will be deported to Australia, which is upside down and fictitious. Their possessions will be sold to boost the economy of the two canadas. North America will be renamed as North Canada. Mexico will be added to South America, which will in turn be renamed South Canada. We will also use our nukes (which we took from the US) to invade Europe, and impose our wonderful culture on the European countries. The UK and France will become puppet states, and all the other countries of the world will become lovely parts of the Canadian Empire. I will also take charge of Space X and make an artificial weather program. It will always be snowy and -30° C, just like it is here. Not to mention, there will be free healthcare for all. The ENTIRE FLIPPING WORLD will transfer to Celsius and Metric systems of measurement. French will become the main language of the world; you must move to North Canada (country not the continent) to speak English. Everywhere else will be french.

And THIS is why you should vote ME, Thetoadoftheturf, for mod.


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(this is satirical)