Very Inked's list of atrocities against humankind

Hi
I'm Very Inked, and I've committed a bunch of crimes and atrocities against the human race.

So uh, here's a list of them.

Cheetos in peanut butter
Tasted like absolute shit. How would I know what shit tastes like?

Idk fuck off

"Cheese juice"
Long story, but one time me and my friend left a block of cheddar cheese in the sun for a week and then put it in boiling water. The result was something we called "Cheese juice"

Blowing up 7 lighters in a camp fire.
Ok this one was actually fun but the neighbors did not approve of the explosions and almost called the police on me and my friends.

Telling a girl to fuck off
Both a gigachad move and a dickhead move.

Eating poison ivy
Hello poison control center? A random teenager just ate a bunch of poison ivy and is currently throwing up in my drainage ditch.

Being nice to a kid on GoComics
What the hell was I thinking?

Cereal burrito
No comment.

Watching anime
Fuck me

Bye
Bye.