Fanon:Evil Ted

Evil Ted or Ted Talk was a fanfic started by Chad "Dimples" Applewhite. It was created on the 28th of December 2020. It would take place after that day's GoComics strip.

The Story (Dumb Smarto and Chad "Dimples" Applewhite)
The story takes place right after the comic to the right.

Gordie does not return for ages. Nate’s stomach empty and dry. He decides to look around the mall, where he meets over 650 dead bodys around the mall. That is all he could see. He wakes up, and realizes it was a dream. He goes to inspect to make sure, but bumps into a girl named Carolina. Nate’s eyes turn into hearts with just one look at her. “I lost my parents, can you help me find them?” As Nate is about to speak, she says, “Oh there you are dad!” Nate turns his head in their direction. He can’t believe who her father is. “U-U-Uncle Ted?” Nate utters in shock. “Oh you know my dad?” Carolina exclaims. “No. No, that’s impossible,” Nate said. “Why, nothing is impossible, by boy,” replied Ted. “Not without the help of magic, that is.” “Dad, what are you talking about?” Carolina asked. “Nothing, honey,” he replied, and took a small pendant from his pocket. He clicked a button on it, freezing Carolina. “Wha!?” Nate said. Ted sprinkled lime green powder on Nate, knocking him out…

He wakes up at none other than Artur PFloweykov home. “Artur! Why am I here?” Nate asked. Nate was wondering this until Artur’s sister walked around the corner. Once again Nate’s eyes turned into hearts. He tried to speak, but was swept up by a helicopter. He looks behind him. It was Mr Staples! “What is g-” Nate tries to ask. “No Time to interrupts.” Mr STaples says. He quickly drops Nate from the helicopter where Nate goes so fast he travels back in time. He looks at the building in front of him. It says Ps 38 Highschool. “1984 Prom!” Says the large words near the building. Nate sprints inside, just as they are pronouncing prom king and queen. “Ted Wright and Jennifer Aniston are your prom king and queen!” Nate’s jaw drops. Nate crFloweyed through the roof. “OOOOOOWWWWWWWW!” he screamed in pain. “At least I landed on this soft, squishy thing.” “Get off me, boy!” a young Ted yelled angrily. “Gah!” said Nate. “You broke my concentration, brat!” Ted said as Jennifer Aniston and the “prom” turned to dust. As Ted suddenly older, he chanted “Ni tult- a blade ana destroime sina interfering hinya, so lar- mime pleas, móre deities!” and a wicked blade appeared in his hands. He sliced one of Nate’s hair tufts off and kicked him into a chair, which locked around Nate, trapping him. “A-hahahaha!” Ted laughed. “What are you doing?!” Nate asked. “Oh, this works perfectly,” Ted said as he brought a dummy into the room. “Perhaps your interference could be useful. Kit Kat Bar, Riordan book, I put Nate’s hair in this nook!” He placed Nates tuft of hair on the dummy and it came to life, a perfect replica of Nate! “Laptop battery, foor of hen, have a difference Nate’s friends cannot comprehend!”

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The dummy’s eyes glowed red. Ted laughed maniacally as Nate’s eyesight began to fade. Before he finally winked out, a child ran up. “Martin?!” shouted Ted, dropping his powder. “TED,” shouted Martin, “You’ve terrorized P.S. 38 long enough!” “NOOOOO!” screamed Ted as Martin picked up the powder. He cupped some in his hands and blew it onto Ted. “Oz is powerful; Dorothy is meek. Grow up to be a helpless geek!” “AAAAAAAUGGH!!” Ted let out an ear-splitting shriek as he finally shriveled and died. Martin picked up Ted's blade, which he used to impale the dummy and free Nate. As Martin slowly became dust, Nate woke up. “Nate,” Martin said, his voice beginning to shake. “Run! Live free of this illusion created by my evil brother! Run as fast as you can and never come back!” Martin finally died. Nate ran and ran and ran. He got to the P.S. 38 football field when whom should he meet? Mrs. Godfrey, age 24. Nate crFloweyed face-first into Mrs. Godfrey. They toppled back with so much speed they fell into the year 300000000. Nate looked around. “What is this place?” A man controlling the ship said, “There is a deadly virus killing us all, we need to transfer people to the planet 45O-770.” “What virus?” The man sighed. “The evil COVID-19. It’s been there for millions of years, but a strange mutation has forced us to flee.” Nate stared at the unconscious Mrs. Godfrey. He got an idea. He pulled out his permanent marker and wrote Mrs. Godzilla on her forehead. Maybe she’d get so angry she would fall back in time and life would be normal.

But Nate did not know about the dangers that would come later on…

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“Now, Go back to your own timeline. It will be IMPOSSIBLE to forget THIS Nate!” Said Ted. So, knowing the secret of time travel now, Fake-Nate got in a car and went 10000 mph to get back to 2020. Then Fake-Nate goes around helping out everyone, doing good deeds, Helping Mrs. Godfrey out, doesn’t flirt at every girl in sight, and then goes home to give Ellen a hug, and at the end of the day happily gobbles up Martin’s eggplant-raisen-tuna-raw -egg-cassrole surprise. Teddy, Francis, Dee-Dee, and Chad are completly mystified and a bit scared of Fake-Nate so when he gets to the bus stop that morning (wearing a suit and tie) Teddy, Francis, Dee-Dee, and Chad all come to confront him. They brought him to Teddy’s house and asked what was wrong with him. Teddy was sipping a cup of water, and accidentally spilt it on Fake-Nate. When he did not scream at teddy,they knew there was something wrong. Then, Francis saw something on his arm! A tag! It said," McHiggy’s Dummy making, 1984. We have sentient dummies! "Then, everyone wondered how he got here. There was one thereoy. They did like back to the future and went super fast to get to 1984. It worked! Now, it was 4 against one, with the one being Ted. Arghh! He said. I know, I will disappear from existence! And he did, The 4 friends saw nate and got him from his locked chair and returned back to 2020. He went back no the mall and saw Carolina, where, again, his eyes turned to hearts. But her dad was a random dude this time. So, they dated, and later married, and lived happiley evr after. But Nate and his freinds never forgot that strange chain of events. Because… (here is the twist) They were in The Twilight Zone.