The Comic Strip Alphabet (by Robertojaralenoexe)

A is for

 * Aldo Kerast, who drove off a cliff when drunk
 * Alan Parker, the original Judge Parker of Cavelton
 * Anthony Caine (AKA Blandthony or Assthony), the douchebag who married Elizabeth Patterson

B is for

 * Beetle Bailey, bumbling U.S. soldier
 * Brooke McEldoney, the guy who's the creator of 9 Chickweed Lane
 * Brutal, which is what Dawn Weston thinks her life is

C is for

 * Calvin, a 6 year old whose friend is a stuffed tiger
 * Cavelton, where Judge Parker takes place
 * Chester, a homicidal maniac
 * Clara Godfrey, a social studies teacher with a grudge for spiky-haired middle schoolers

D is for

 * Dick Tracy, who murders most of the criminals he meets
 * Dilbert, who lost circulation in the comics after Scott Adam’s racist remarks
 * Dennis The Menace (US), who’s less of a menace than….
 * Dennis The Menace (UK), the British version

E is for

 * Ed Crankshaft, 80+ year old jackass who torments people, destroys mailboxes, let somebody die and is a bowler
 * Ed Dodd, the creator of Mark Trail

F is for

 * Fregley, Greg Heffley’s eccentric neighbor
 * Funky Winkerbean, a fat man in Westview City, Ohio that is severely down on his luck
 * Francis Pope, a nerd who’s friends with Nate and Teddy

G is for

 * Garfield, a fat cat from Muncie, Indiana who eats lasagna
 * Gina Hemphill-Toms, Nate Wright’s archenemy who’s an professional ass-kisser (figuratively)

H is for

 * Hagar The Horrible, Norwegian Viking.
 * Hobbes, a stuffed tiger who lives??????

I is for

 * IT IS RUSTY!
 * Iris Beedie, Mother of Tommy The Tweaker
 * AH HAWWEE NAWOOO HAWWMEEEE! (Jesus fucking christ, can someone drag Anthony C. outta here?)

J is for

 * Judge Parker, in which judges and lawyers get assloads of money by doing nothing
 * Jenny Jenkins, Nate’s former love interest and Artur’s girlfriend

K is for

 * Krazy Kat, an kat who gets into many misadventures

L is for

 * Les Moore (AKA Dick Facey), a smug writer in Ohio who pisses and moans and wangsts about his dead wife, Lisa.
 * Lu Ann Powers, Margo Magee’s blond roommate in Apartment 3-G, Manhathan, New York

M is for

 * Manny Heffley, Greg’s younger brother who gets away with every bad thing he (Manny) does
 * Marmaduke, an massive great dane that might not be a demon
 * Margo Magee, one of the three women who live at Apartment 3-G
 * Meddling, which is what she-devil Mary Worth does best

N is for

 * Nate Wright, a narcissistic 6th grader who lives in Rackleff, Maine

O is for

 * Odie, Jon Arbuckle’s dog, used to be owned by Lyman
 * Alley Oop, time-traveling caveman

P is for

 * Peter Fox, 16 year old who eats a ton
 * Plainview, a city that may or may not be Plainville, Massachusetts
 * Plugger, a strip that’s (mostly) about human-like (in personality) bears doing human stuff

Q is for

 * Quincy, Jason Fox’s pet lizard

R is for

 * Rex Morgan, M.D. Nicholas P. Dallis’s first comic strip
 * Rusty Wilson, Mark Trail and Cherry Davis’s adoptive son

S is for

 * Sammiches, which is Wilbur Weston’s favorite food
 * Sam Driver, the handsomest and richest lawyer/attourney in Cavelton
 * Sheila Stapleton, Francis’s girlfriend
 * Spitsy, an idiotic dog who simps for cats

T is for

 * TJ, Brad DeGroot’s best friend
 * Tommie Thompson, Margo Magee’s redheaded roomate who’s also a nurse in Manhathan, New York, anyone who dates her will die, dump her,or suffer a far worse fate
 * Teddy Ortiz, the nephew of a magician who’s also Nate and Francis’s best friend

U is for

 * U.S. Acres, where there’s talking animals

V is for

 * Prince Valiant, warrior knight

W is for

 * Westview City, Ohio, where dreams go to die and is also the home of Les Moore AKA Dick Facey
 * Wilbur Weston, an fat, balding jerk who lives in Charleton, Santa Royale, California
 * Wally Winkerbean, the saddest motherfucker in Westview City, Ohio
 * The Wright Family

X is for
……wait, I don't think there are any strips that start with the letter X

Y is for

 * Yogi Bear, who I didn't know had a comic strip

Z is for

 * Ziggy, He Who Wears No Pants
 * Zanizbar The Murder Monkey: Where’s father?