Fanon:The Misadventures of Pedro Goode (Part 3)

Part 3 - Grilled Cheese
Pedro’s stomach growled as he watched My Little Pony. He went into the kitchen to make himself a grilled cheese sandwich. Shock fell upon Pedro as he realized that there was only whole wheat bread in the pantry.

“I can’t eat this garbage!” he shouted with disgust. Pedro grabbed the house keys and left to buy some white bread from the grocery store. He locked the door and headed toward the local Safeway. However, when he was halfway there, he realized that he hadn’t brought any money.

Pedro quickly ran back home. He snatched his keychain from the pocket and shoved a key into the hole. However, it did not budge.

“What the heck?!” Pedro exclaimed angrily. He kept twisting it, but then realized that he had accidentally used the mailbox key instead of the house key. Pedro tried pulling the key out, but it was stuck.

“Argh!” Pauline and Ivan wouldn’t be home for several hours, so Pedro was stuck outside. He tried twisting and pulling the key out again, but it was no use. It started to rain.

“Seriously?!” Pedro shouted with frustration. He grabbed a stone from his yard and began hitting the key with it, hoping it would turn. Pedro smiled as it started to twist in the keyhole, but it suddenly snapped when he hit it too hard. Now Pedro had no way of getting through the door.

“I’ll just wait until my dad gets home,” Pedro mumbled to himself. He quickly changed his mind when lightning struck from a visible distance. Pedro rattled the door handle again, but it wouldn’t open. Then, he grabbed a large stone and aimed it at the living room window. Pedro flexed his muscles and then hurled it through the window as hard as he could. The rock went right through the window and hit the wall, leaving an enormous hole.

“Yes!” shouted Pedro. He climbed through the window, carefully avoiding the sharp glass shards that were still hanging on the windowsill. Then, he noticed a loaf of white bread on the dining room table and slapped himself in the forehead.

Pedro went into the kitchen and began making his grilled cheese sandwich. As he seasoned the bread, however, he accidentally got some pepper in his nose, and Pedro sneezed aggressively.

He wiped the snot from his nose and then noticed that the pan was on fire. Pedro had accidentally knocked the olive oil onto the pan while covering his mouth! He tried to turn down off the gas, but while doing so, his wool shirt caught on fire too.

Pedro stumbled back as he tried to put out the flame on his blazing shirt. Then, he whacked the knife block hard, which sent all the knives flying in midair. One of the knives sliced his arm; Just as Pedro groaned painfully, another one impaled his shoulder.

Pedro shrieked like a girl as the knife stuck out from behind his shoulder. He ran to the phone to dial 911, but he slipped on the wet floor. Pedro fell on his back awkwardly, which caused the knife to penetrate deeper into his body.

Pedro couldn’t get up, and he was too far away from the phone to reach it. Pedro slowly bled to death on his kitchen floor.

The end.