User blog:The Infamous Gollum/A Message From Gollum

Dear vandal,

I know you think you're really funny for vandalizing my article on The Poll War. If your intent was to make me feel sad and angry then you have failed. I am not stupid, I have a backup copy of the article (at least 60% of it). I will get to work immediately. More importantly, I don't understand why a loser like you goes around vandalizing people's hard work. I spent hours on that article and now I have to re do some of it. Then again it was probably the most fun you've had in a while.

Enjoy your pathetic life vandal. Just know that I have a very particular set of skills. Skills, that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let leave me alone, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

Sincerely,

Gollum