Someone On The Internet Vs. The World

Not so long ago...

In the mysterious land...

Of the Big Nate, Comments...

Someone on the internet was dating a 14 year old...

"SOTI is dating a 14 year old." -Toma says.

"really? Is she hot?" - Squirrel replies

"how old are you now, SOTI? Like, 18?"-Toma

"I'm not playing your little games, kids."- SOTI

"You're a pedophile like sonic."- Toma

"I'm 16."- SOTI

...

"16."- SOTI

"dating a 14 year old... not bad, not bad..." -Squirrel

"so, did you guys, like, ya know, do it... yet?..." -Ash

"we have done many things. We make songs together, we make memes together, we talk about how her yearbook club went, and about her friends, and ya know, drama..." - SOTI

"Have you even kissed her?" - Squirrel

"We almost held hands once, but then she got embarrased"- SOTI, blushing.

"well aren't you pleased as punch" -Toma

"I don't know what you're talking about" - SOTI

"So what's her name?" - Squirrel

"Shin... Yunsou... she's korean..."- SOTI

...

"kinky" - Ash

"so when do we get to meet her?" - Squirrel

"oh please let it be soon" - Toma

ding dong

"oh, that's probably for me!" - SOTI

Shin is at the door. SOTI invites her in.

"hi" - Shin

Squirrel walks over.

"hey shin, this is Squirrel. He's usually the pussy in our raids"- SOTI

"you sleep with your pillow, SOTI" - Squirrel

"doesn't everyone sleep with their pillow?" - Ash

"Yeah, but SOTI likes to-" - Squirrel

"UH SHIN MEET TOMA! Toma, shin! Toma likes to get into religious arguments in our raids! he's also european". -SOTI

"european?? wow, that's so cool..." - Shin

"yeah." - Toma

" Hey, did you know that SOTI's pillow wasn't originally white-" -Squirrel

"UH TOMA REALLY LIKES METAL ROCK! He- he even plays it on his guitar! hehe! squirrel shut the {no no word} up! " -SOTI

Shin sats down on the couch. Ash is right beside her.

"uh.. hi" - Ash

"hi... do you play anything?" - Shin

"oh.... wow.... um.... Octodad....... Tetris.... that's kinda a big question." - Ash

"okay, let's raid the gacha wiki! I'm tired of being left out of everything!" - SOTI

"hey, SOTI, why is there a hole in your pillow?" - Squirrel

"TO THE GACHA WIKI TO RAID WE GO!!!" - SOTI

Someone On The Internet Vs. The World

SOTI walks home to his apartment. His room mate, tails, is there.

"Who's the pedophile now?" - Tails

"I can find a male 14 year old for you if that's what you're asking" - SOTI

"I hate you." - Tails

SOTI gets a ping on discord

"Observation: you're dating a 14 year old?" -HK-47

"What the- how'd you even find out??" - SOTI

"Reply: Tails, duh" - HK

"that gossipy female dog" - SOTI

"you know me" - Tails

"TAILS" - SOTI

"Query: who is this mysterious 14 year old?" - HK

"her name is Shin Yunsou... She's korean..." - SOTI

"Observation: A 14 year old, korean school girl. You're rediculous" -HK

"it's a catholic school too." - SOTI

"Observation: oh my gosh... Query: you guys haven't?" - HK

"No, No! we- we haven't even held hands yet. I think she called me cringe once."

"Query: Why are you doing this?" -HK

"I don't know, it's just nice, ya know? it's just simple." - SOTI

"Observation: It's been over a year since you got dumped by Tengen, so, are you legitimately moving on or is this just you being insane?" - HK

"can I get back to you on that?..." - SOTI

It's a new day, SOTI and tails wait outside the school as the bell rings.

"I do not want to be here at all." - tails

"this school has boys too" - SOTI

"I hate you" - tails

...

"Even I would think twice about dating a 14 year old, and I was sonic's best friend" - tails

"SOTI!"- shin walks out of school

"this is my loser room mate, tails" - SOTI

"hi" - Shin

"he's a loser" - SOTI

"oh, you two seem to have a lot in common. maybe you should be dating". - Shin

"hehe... tails, you can go now. begone." - SOTI

Tails walks up to Shin

"You're too good for him. Run." - tails

"I know, I'm only really doing this to stick it to my dad." - Shin

''time passes by. SOTI and Shin are looking through the wiki together.''

"I mean, I knew some people were trolls and stuff on sites but I didn't know it was big enough to get it's own wiki. I mean, it's going to be big one day!" - Shin

"well, we're already pretty big. But it'd be cool if people like Lincoln Purse payed attention to us. " - SOTI

"cool" - Shin

"yeah, yeah" - SOTI

"Hey, could you help me find the article on that one sonic lawsuit?" - Shin says to a random staff

"Have you tried the section called 'sonic lawsuit'?" - Carl

"Thank you carllll..." - SOTI

"will you be coming to my wiki reunion friday? Or will you be busy, baby sitting?" - Carl

"thank you carllll..." - SOTI

"you don't want to listen to him" -SOTI to shin

Shin finds an article on Tengen.

"oh, I've heard of this guy!" - Shin

SOTI grabs the article and throws it.

"yeah, I heard of her, I mean him too" - SOTI

"the time when tengen was around was pretty funny, I miss him" - Shin

"yeah, I miss him too. His clubs and everything. " - SOTI

"didn't some bozo try to make a club against Tengen once? and didn't it ultimately-" - Shin

"I'm sorry, uh, hey want to talk about me? What'd you think of my latest meme?" - SOTI

"I mean, I've never gone out with someone so funny". - Shin

"and you must go out with a lot of guys" - SOTI

"no" - Shin

"I've never even kissed a guy" - Shin

"hey..." - SOTI, walking up to Shin.

"Me neither". - SOTI

"not on the lips at least" - SOTI

"whoah, is that your youtube channel? Can you make a meme about me?" - Shin

"I only like to make memes on outdated subjects" - SOTI

''Suddenly everything gets white. SOTI is alone, in a desert. He falls to his knees''

"oh gosh... so alone..." - SOTI

"Oh, shut up. you're not alone. You're just having some idiotic dream" - a mysterious person.

"does that mean we can make out?..." - SOTI

SOTI screams and wakes up.

"what is it, SOTI?!" -tails

"I- I had this totally weird dream..." - SOTI

"can we skip the dreamtime? color me not interested." - Biggestbignatefan, tails' "friend", waking up

"there was this... person..." - SOTI

"A person" - Tails

"was it a tengen related dream?" - Biggestbignatefan

"hey, we don't use the T-word in this house" -tails

"no, it wasn't them... it was... someone new..." - SOTI.

"yeah for that... 6/10... " - biggestbignatefan

"hey, weren't you supposed to take your fake 14 year old girlfriend to the library a half hour ago?" - tails

"what? " - SOTI

"it's weeeeeeeeeeeird" - SOTI

"what's weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeird?" - Shin

"libraries... contain books. no memes. they also remind me of my old... fanfic days..." - SOTI

"wow, that must have been a long time ago" - Shin

"yeah, let's talk about something else now." - SOTI

''SOTI and Shin walk to the checkout section of the library. SOTI pauses. He sees someone very.. mysterious. It's the person from his dream.''

"do you know that guy?" - Shin

"uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" - SOTI

"SOTI!" - Squirrel

"what??" - SOTI

"wiki reunion! carl's wiki reunion! come on!" - Squirrel

"what? no one likes him! why are we going??" - SOTI

"We might find someone vulnerable we can bully!" - Squirrel

"man, this is going to SUCK!" - SOTI

"shut up man." - Squirrel

"at least it'll give us something to complain about" - Toma

"oh man. this reunion sucks! I don't recognize anyone" - SOTI

"sucks." - Ash

"I'm going to go make some memes due to boredom" - SOTI

"I should go make some weird and uncomfortable stories." - Ash

"and so I said, you should market your articles to blind people cuz blind people-" - Quincy

bump

"oh! hey SOTI. You here to make a fanfic?" - Quincy

"what? I don't make fanfics" - SOTI

"what do you mean you don't make fanfics? I distinctly remember you making some cringey stuff on gocomics-" - Quincy

"uh hey quince you know everyone right" - SOTI

"yeah pretty much I do" - Quincy

"you know that one mysteriosu guy, a weird blue pfp?" - SOTI

"yeah, that's Vecna. Somebody said he'd be here actually." - Quincy

"what?!" - SOTI

"oh SOTI, you got the hots for him or something? Cause I gotta tell you, I heard he's a bit cr-" - Quincy

''SOTI runs away looking for vecna. he spots him.''

"hey what's up?" - SOTI

"nothing" - Vecna

"hey you know gay people right? " - SOTI

"I've heard of them" - Vecna

"well, I think they're pretty brave" - SOTI

"that's pretty cringe." - Vecna

"actually, I think gay people are lame and cringe." - SOTI

...

"am I dreaming?" - SOTI

...

"I'll leave you alone forever now" - SOTI

"thanks" - vecna

And then he stalked vecna for the rest of the party until he left

"DUDE" - SOTI

"WHAT?!" - Ash

"he's totally real!" - SOTI

"who??" - Ash

"Vecna..." - SOTI

"what??" - Ash

"dude! what do you know about Vecna?!" - SOTI

"uh... he was on the comment section, left, then came back?" - Quincy

"He's cringe" - Toasted

"dude has trolls all over him... or the opposite. I don't remember." - Mimi mole

"He's totally hardcore and totally kicks killer butt!" - kitten, a little loopy since she's usually not allowed up this late

"what about vecna?!" - carl

"you know of him? tell me now" - SOTI

"no one really cared about him on the comments section until his parents made him leave it." - Carl

"did he really?" - SOTI

"hey, didn't vecna come back?" - Squirrel

"did he really??" - SOTI

"yes, but I didn't want SOTI knowing that, SQUIRREL. " - carl, elbowing squirrel

"yeah, I don't know what it is about that guy..." - SOTI

"SOTI. I forbid you from hitting on Vecna. Even if you hadn't had a real partner in over a year". - Carl

"hey, whoah whoah whoah. SOTI's mourning period is officially over. he's totally dating a 14 year old." - Squirrel

"dating a 14 year old IS a mourning period" - Carl

at home

"so that guy. from my dream. I saw him at the library. and them I'm at this party... and hey, there he is... I think he's the guy of my dreams." - SOTI

"aw. then I think you should break up with your fake 14 year old girlfriend" - tails

"I've never been so sure about something..." - SOTI

"then you should break up with your fake 14 year old girlfriend" - tails

SOTI gets a discord ping.

"Query: you're thinking of juggling two people?!" - HK

"not even!" - SOTI

"Observation: then you should probably break up with your fake 14 year old girlfriend" - HK

"wait, who told you?" - SOTI

"Reply: Tails, duh" - HK

"Observation: you of all people, should know how sucky it is to get cheated on." - HK

"don't you have some stupid comiccon to go to" - SOTI

hang up

"you gossipy female dog" - SOTI, to tails

morning

"TAILS"- SOTI

"what?!" - tails

"what's a cool way to get someone's attention. Someone you don't really know anything about." - SOTI

"ugh... well, the best way to get attention here is usually just... something cringe happens." -tails

"hey, why don't you make one of those fanfics of yours?I really liked the one where nate meets kelly again after-" - tails

"I've never made a fanfic before." - SOTI

"yes you have. when you first-" - tails

"I could make a funny meme" -SOTI

"those get no views, though" - tails

ping

"hey, I have mail! email!" - SOTI

"dear SOTI, it has come to my attention that we will be fighting soon..." - SOTI, reading the email out loud

"dude, this- this is boring! probably some troll trying to troll me! ha, can't troll a troll! I'll troll him by deleting this email! Probably stupid spam anyway" -SOTI

...

"Are you seriously going to just... ignore everything I say about tengen or your old-" - tails

"hey, I'm going to go to the bathroom!" - SOTI

SOTI walks into the bathroom, pisses, and washes his hands. He opens the bathroom door, but now he.... is in some weird hall. He walks around, confused. Suddenly Vecna runs by.

"what the- HEY!" - SOTI yells, and starts to chase after him.

but the hall stops.

"HEY!-" - SOTI

ding dong

SOTI gets up and answers the door. It's freaking Vecna.

"hey, I heard that one tails guy lives here. I'm trying to see how many old members I can find that recognize me." -Vecna

"I was going to ask you out but I realize now how stupid that would be" - SOTI

"So do you want to go out sometime?" - SOTI

"um, no, that's okay. could you just tell me where tails is? does he live here?" - vecna

"I just woke up, and you were in my dream." - SOTI

"you don't remember me, do you? we met at that reunion the other day." - SOTI

"Were you the "gay" guy?" - Vecna

"NO, not even. that- that was some total ass. I was the other guy" - SOTI

"Could you just direct me to tails, please?" - vecna

"but if I do, you'll leave" - SOTI

"yeah" - vecna

"well, okay, maybe wanna hang out sometime? maybe get to know eachother? I mean, you're the new kid on the block... or the returning kid. I've been here for a month or two... there are reasons... for you to hang out with me." - SOTI

...

"you want me to hang out with you?" - vecna

"uh, yeah... if that's cool" - SOTI

"if I say yes, will you direct me to tails?" -vecna

SOTI slightly opens the door more to reveal tails sleeping on the floor.

"so yeah, 8:00?"- SOTI

So Yeah

"so... what brings you to the comment section? and the wiki? and all of that?" - SOTI

"well... I originally liked Big Nate, and read the strip. But the comment section corrupted me." - Vecna

"yeah, it does that to everyone... hey, were you around when ILCAD commented? Thinking about it now, I don't remember much about you before you had that big-" -SOTI

"hey look a door." - vecna

"a door?"- SOTI

"yeah, a door. we should probably go in. looks like it's going to rain. "

and go in they do

"are you hungry or something. I have tea. some snacks. uh, prunes, raisins, cherries, dates..." - Vecna

"date?" - SOTI perks up

"did I say date? slip of the tongue". - vecna

"tongue?" - SOTI

"wait no, I meant the food dates." - vecna

"here, have some tea or whatever." - vecna

they sip their tea.

"you know, it's getting late. and it's still raining. I think we know what that means." - vecna

"I think I know what it means" - SOTI perks up

"yeah, you'll have to crash on my couch. I'm going to go sleep in my comfy bed with blankets. bye" - Vecna

"well, this is nice. whatever this is." - SOTI, alone on a couch.

morning

"I have places to be" - vecna

"hey, so could this not be a one night stand?" - SOTI

"I have places to be" - vecna

"I wouldn't mind seeing you again. sometime. somehow. " - SOTI

".... what'd you have in mind?" - vecna

"oh, you should totally check out my youtube channel" - SOTI

"You have a youtube channel?" -vecna

"yeah, it's terrible. Please check it out?" - SOTI

"audible sigh.... sure...." -vecna

at the wiki, everyone's watching videoes

vecna walks over

"hey you totally came!" -SOTI

"I totally did." - vecna

...

"Mockery: Excuse SOTI, he is chronically enfeebled." -HK

"Observation: this is tails, his room mate. And that is Shin" -HK

Shin gives SOTI a hug.

"hey!" - Shin

"heyyyyyyyyyy...." - SOTI

everyone looks at eachother. this is very awkward for SOTI. Vecna looks at SOTI, Shin looks at vecna, Hk looks at shin, tails looks at HK.

"uh I have to go" - SOTI

SOTI runs away.

"What do I do?? They're both together, and I- I don't know what to do!" - SOTI

"Hey SOTI. did you hear the gacha kids have youtube channels too?" - toma

"what? who cares, that's irrelevent." - SOTI

"they're more popular then you. more views, more subscribers. One of them even got monetized." -Toma

"WHAT?!" - SOTI

"Yeah, one of them even made some original songs with original characters. didn't you make a song once, SOTI?" - toma

"no, I never have. Why would I make a song? Why would gacha kids have youtube channels. why would people watch that..." -SOTI

"they're watching the videoes at the wiki" - Squirrel

"But... I need to show off my videoes to shin. Vecna. Vecna needs to see my videoes." - SOTI

"Who's Vecna?" - Toma

"well, the gacha kids are playing right now." - Squirrel

SOTI walks back over to the wiki. Shin and Vecna are talking. A group of gacha kids walk on stage.

"good evening. we are 'Slashed and the Theys'" - gacha kid

"our first song is called... 'I am so sad... I am so very, very sad'... it goes a little something like this" - gacha kid

"heh. 'slashed'. that's funny." -tails

"wow, someone's a big bully. this next song goes out to the guy that just said that insensitive thing, it's called 'we hate you please die' "

music plays.

"thank you for listening and supporting" - gacha kid

"Query: how do you know SOTI?" - HK to vecna

"he's a.... friend?" - vecna

"Mockery: weird. he doesn't have many. Query: Shin, how did you meet SOTI?" - HK

"ohhh ho. well, it all started on the bus with my yada yada yada" -Shin

"OH NO. this is a nightmare. everything will be revealed... I need to show off my memes, now and loud!" - SOTI

"and when I went to look for the- Hey, I think SOTI is playing some memes now" - Shin

SOTI's very funny memes play.

"Observation: I didn't know he was capable of making stuff like that." - HK

"I think I've seen those memes on discord before. and some of those on tiktok too." - vecna

"Mockery: that explains it" - HK

"holy moly, I think one of his memes just said 'crap'!" -gacha kid.

"heh. that one meme he just stole I haven't seen before." - vecna

Suddenly someone breaks through the roof and flies down.

"Mr. Internet! It is I, BrutusJacks! Consider our fight... begun!" - Brutus

Brutus jumps at SOTI to punch him. SOTI uppercuts Brutus though. Brutus is sent through the air.

"alright... alllllllright..." - brutus

"watch out! it's that one guy!" - tails

Brutus runs at SOTI again, this time SOTI kicks him across the place, runs up and punches him multiple times and delivers a final blow knocking him to the ground.

brutus gets up.

"well, well, well... you're quite the opponent. In-ternet." - brutus

"who the heck are you anyway" - SOTI

"my name... is BrutusJacks! And I am the first of the evil commenters. grrr." - brutus

"what are we fighting over?" - SOTI

"didn't you get my email explaining the situation?..." -brutus

"I skimmed it..." - SOTI

"YOU- audible sigh... I put a lot of hard work into that email. I spent lots of hours trying to make it look cool, you know?" - Brutus

"If you saved it on a google doc you could resend it?" - SOTI

"NO! that email was the only copy of that email I had! You will pay for your insolence!" - Brutus

Brutus and SOTI keep fighting. SOTI realizes that fight scenes are not engaging at all when you're reading them, so he chooses to speed it all up by punching brutus in the face, finishing him off.

"huh. that was... something that happened" - SOTI

going home

"Do you care to explain what happened?" - SOTI

"You think I know?" - vecna

"Well, I certainly don't" - SOTI

"eh, I think I do. there's, like... a league of evil commenters. and... they want to destroy you I guess. because of me. " - Vecna

"so I have to defeat a league of evil commenters if I want to be with you." - SOTI

"essentially. I don't think I want to be with you anyway" - Vecna

"I have nothing better to do! We can do this together, you and I, vecna! We will defeat the evil league and be together!" - SOTI

"hey, if you want help why not make one of those clubs? I'm sure other people would-" - Vecna

"nope, no clubs. Clubs are stupid. Who needs em?" - SOTI

home

"hey, so, I invited Vecna over to hang out aaaaaaand... I don't want you here. you're cringe. " - SOTI

"Sure. You just have to do something" - tails

"do what?" - SOTI

"You have to break up with Shin. that poor thing." - tails

"bu- but it's harrrrd!" - SOTI

"if you don't, I will tell vecna about Shin, I gurantee you that, SOTI." - tails

"what??" - SOTI

"go. get out." - Tails

"you suck" - SOTI

"out" - tails

"suprising no one" - SOTI

hey

"hey, listen, um, I wanted to talk to you about" - SOTI

"hey I wanted to invite you over for dinner" - Shin

"... korean food?..." - SOTI

"to meet my parents. It's my birthday dinner. But I mainly just want to piss off my dad. He doesn't want me to date generic white kids." - Shin

"I... think that's a really... bad idea..." - SOTI

"no, it's okay... why?" - shin

"I'm too old for you" - SOTI

"no, you're not. My dad is 9 years older then my mom" - Shin

...

"Um, listen... I was thinking... we should break up... or whatever..." - SOTI

"really?..." - Shin

"yeah... it's not gonna work out." - SOTI

...

"alright, whatever. I can always find some other white kid to piss my dad off with. Bye, loser." - Shin

"hey, where's Shin? not coming to the raid tonight?" - toma

"no, we broke up." - SOTI

"You broke up with Shin?" - Ash

"yeah, but don't worry... maybe soon you'll meet my new new partner" - SOTI

"new new" - ash

"look, from here on out no more of this drama. no old, new, or new new girlfriend stuff here." - Squirrel

"new new" - Ash

ding dong

"hey it's for me!" - SOTI

SOTI opens the door and lets vecna in

"Hi" - vecna

"okay, time to go!" - SOTI

"but what about our raid" - Squirrel

SOTI runs out the door with vecna

and so

"you are so gay" - tails

"so?..." - SOTI

"that's cringe. gay is cringe" - tails

"OH. But I'm based! me and Vecna are best friends then, not dating! gay people suck! I'm based!" - SOTI

"Uh-huh... remember the time you dated tengen?" - tails

"I never dated tengen. And I thought that tengen was a female back then, with the anime pfp and all. I also never dated tengen" - SOTI

"okaaay... I'm going to head out. have fun... hanging out with vecna or whatever. There should be some commotion at the wiki tonight, I'll be there" -tails

time passes by

"hey I wrote a song about you" - SOTI

"you did?" - vecna

"yeah, goes something like this.." - SOTI, whipping out his garage band

"Because we're eachother's miracles... friends... we go together like chemicals... brotherly chemicals...." - SOTI

"wow. I can't wait to hear it when it's finished." - vecna

"finished?" - SOTI

more time passes by.

"hey, is that some membership card?" - vecna, holding up some membership card.

SOTI snatches it and throws it.

"no, I have no idea what that was. oh gosh." - SOTI

"it said TCC on it" - vecna

"hey want to go on a bro walk?" - SOTI

walking

"you seem a little... tense" - vecna

"yeah, I sorta feel like I'm on drugs when I'm with you. Not that I do drugs, unless you do drugs, which if you do then in that case I do drugs all the time." - SOTI

"hey, why is there a crowd over there at the wiki?" - vecna

SOTI and vecna walk by the crowd.

"what's the commotion?" - SOTI

" He's here!" - tails

"who is?" - SOTI

"MARTYSAYS!" - tails

"oh..." - vecna

"oh?" - SOTI

"He was the biggest troll... he beat the mods, you know. he's a hero." - tails

"if he was a big troll why does everyone love him?! I thought no one liked trolls" - SOTI

"a lot of people disliked him... but then he left, and everyone liked him. Seems all you have to do is just leave and everyone likes you." - tails

"yeah I'm sure that worked for sonic" - SOTI

"SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET!" - Martysays

"hey he's talking to me" - SOTI

"IT IS TIME WE FIGHT" - Martysays

"hey I could make a meme about this. we could collab and everything" - SOTI

Martysays punches SOTI in the face.

"what's trendy right now?" - SOTI

Martysays punches SOTI again, knocking him far back.SOTI gets up, and Martysays grabs him.

"you really think you stand a chance against an A-lister, bro? I f{mario maker 2}ed your mom!" - Martysays

SOTI is punched again.

"some competition you are. This is less intriguing then my marty sex fanfics" - Martysays

"To be fair, those are pretty intriguing though" - vecna

"hey, SOTI makes fanfics too" - tails

"really?" - Martysays

"no I don't" - SOTI

Suddenly an entire army of Martysays impersonators jump at SOTI, all desperately trying to impress the real Martysays. They all fight at him, punch him, annoy him, but none of them are nearly as effective as the real Martysays. SOTI fights back and manages to defeat the impersonators.

"SOTI makes memes, too" - tails

"really?" - Martysays

"yeah, check this crap out" - tails

"hahahaha... that's actually hilarious. ah... hilarious." - Martysays

"hey, I'm not done with you yet!" - SOTI

SOTI runs at Martysays. Martysays starts running at him. they both jump in the air, SOTI readies up a punch. But Martysays delivers a kick that reaches first, and SOTI is knocked through many articles. Martysays walks up to him.

"prepare to feel the wrath... of the league of evil commenters" - Martysays

"the league of evil commenters??" - SOTI

"you... you really don't know about the league?" - Martysays

"not really" - SOTI

"well, hey, listen man don't worry about it. I got you" - Martysays.

Martysays pulls up a seat and sits beside SOTI.

"alright, so, there's this league." - Martysays

"Uh-huh." - SOTI

"yeah, and I'm in it. we all want to fight you to the death." - Martysays

"why?" - SOTI

"because of Vecna, duh." - Martysays

"Why Vecna?!" - SOTI

"you know... the specifics on that were never specificed specifically enough. I'd have to get back to you on that. I should ask our leader". - Martysays

"Wow... this is all so insane." - SOTI

"I know, it can be a bit much. " - Martysays

...

"We should get back to fighting to the death now" - Martysays

"I don't want to fight to the death!" - SOTI

"well, we kind of have to." - Martysays, preparing a punch.

"uh....... hey want to make it more exciting? Not some boring generic fight, we should make it different. more unique, after all, you are a very special person." - SOTI

"... what'd you have in mind?" - Martysays

"We should go on the comment section. You know, spam and stuff. Be trolls..." - SOTI

"Someone get me an alternate account." - Martysays

Tails dashes over and hands over an alt.

"Hi. big fan." - tails

"why wouldn't you be" - Martysays

Martysays goes down to the comment section and starts spamming and trolling.

"wow" - SOTI and tails

Martysays runs into a mod and blows up.

"should have brought a VPN with him" - tails

"aw, forgot to get his autograph" - SOTI

...

"hey, where's vecna?!" - SOTI

"must've bailed" - tails

at home

"hey just calling again in case you didn't get the last few calls... hehehe..." - SOTI

"this sucks" - SOTI

"uh huh" - tails

"but you know what REALLY sucks?" - SOTI

"what?" - tails

"everythinggggg" - SOTI

"shut up, man" - tails

"why does everything have to be so complicated?... evil league of..." - SOTI

"audible sigh... hey man. If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, SOTI. hey, break out the L word." - tails

"lesbian?" - SOTI

"the other L word" - tails

"lesbians?" - SOTI

"love, SOTI. it's Love. look. if Vecna really is the... friend of your dreams... then you have to let him know. You have to overcome any and all obstacles that lie in your path. You CAN do it, be friends with him, it IS your destiny." - tails

"plus, I may need you to move out. Maybe you could be room mates with Vecna" - tails

"WHAT" - SOTI

ring ring

"that may be for you" - tails

"hi" - SOTI, answering phone

"hey..." -tengen

"TENGEN" - SOTI

"oh {scissors}" - tails

"been a while" - tengen

"yeah" - SOTI

"a year, I think?" - tengen

"approximately" - SOTI

"how are you?" - tengen

"I'm... not doing so good right now" - SOTI

"oh, that's too bad. still breaking hearts?" - tengen

"What? no, it's been different. different. you have no idea" - SOTI

"probably not. do you have a girlfriend? should I be... jealous?" - tengen

"yes you should I have this totally awesome best friend who calls me all the time" - SOTI

"what's their name?" - tengen

"I'm not telling you that. Vecna." - SOTI

"ohhhh...." - tengen

"what? do you know him?" - SOTI

"what? no..." - tengen

"it sounded like you did" - SOTI

"I've gotta go. it's been nice chatting with you" - tengen, hanging up

"wait- audible sigh..." - SOTI

"okay... everything DOES suck" - tails

"wanna get a coffee or something?" - tails

coffee

"I've never had coffee." - SOTI

"what?" - tails

"why are there so many different types?" - SOTI

bump

SOTI has just bumped into vecna.

"Vecna?? you're here??!" - SOTI

"sorry that things got a little bit crazy last night." - vecna

"yeah, you kind of bailed on me. just... dissapeared." - SOTI

"yeah, I do that" - vecna

"listen... I know I can be hard to be around sometimes... I totally understand if you don't want to hang out anymore." - vecna

"no no, I wanna hang" - SOTI

"dammit" - vecna

"you know, it- the whole evil commenters thing, it's no biggie. um, you know, i know it's early but I don't think there's anything that can get in the way of how I- S{mouse}t!" - SOTI

it's tengen.

"it's my ex..." - SOTI

"the big one?" - vecna

"uh huh... it's tengen..." - SOTI

tengen walks up to them.

"uh... excuse me. I'll let you two talk" - vecna, walking away

"so... that's vecna" - tengen

"okay" - SOTI

"alright, I'm jealous" - tengen

"YOU'RE jealous?" - SOTI

"I'm allowed" - tengen

"you left me! for that club, for that cocky gacha nerd!" - SOTI

"You weren't even commenting when the gacha person was around..." - tengen

"I know, you left me for someone I've never even met" - SOTI

"maybe you will meet her" - tengen

"My club is playing a concert. you should so. totally. come." - tengen

"that's so not going to happen" - SOTI

"great. you're so on the list" - tengen, exiting

the infinite sadness

"so that was tengen." - vecna

"uh-huh." - SOTI

"what happened with the two of you?" - vecna

"Do you mind if we don't get into it right now? We were fine back when we were modest and I thought tengen was a girl. But then tengen started up a club, the CRC... it all got to his head. heh... I thought I could maybe cancel it all out by making a counter club, which I called TCC... but my club ultimately failed, and tengen's has ultimately succeeded...." - SOTI

"I just don't want to think about tengen right now" - SOTI

"Guys I have exciting news" - Squirrel

"what is it?" -toma

"we're going to raid the CRC concert!" - Squirrel

"wait, really?" - SOTI

"yes! I have a foolproof plan to get us in and everything!" - Squirrel

"I can actually just easily get us in." - SOTI

"oh... yeah, that could happen too." - Squirrel

Shin walks in.

"uh... uh shin what are you doing here uh" - SOTI

"I can still participate in raid meetings and stuff, idiot." - Shin

"we're actually planning our raid on the CRC concert" - Squirrel

"SOTI dated the leader of the CRC, tengen." - toma

"I have excuses and crap!" - SOTI

"ew, tengen? you really can pick 'em." - Shin

"that says a lot about you!" - SOTI

"man, I'm glad we're over. You were one of hundreds of millions of choices, there's honestly nothing that special about you." - Shin

"I.. uh... well, guess what! I know someone who thinks totally different! They're my best friend, and they think I'm totally awesome and special!" - SOTI

"aw, is someone coping?" - Shin

"I'm over you. I'm with Vecna now. Not dating him, just hanging out. bros." - SOTI

"yeah, you- wait. you left me for VECNA?" - Shin

"uh yeah" - SOTI

"I... I get leaving me, I didn't like you either. Go on, hang with whoever, but... VECNA? I was dumped for VECNA?! that's freaking insulting!". - Shin

"uh okay" - SOTI

Shin's place

"alright smith, we have to do something about this. SOTI left me for VECNA. I say we come up with a plan to break them up, get me and SOTI back together, and then I dump SOTI, making me the Sigma." Shin talking to smith

"uh okay" - Smith

"I think I can come up with a way to get him back." - Shin

Shin texts Squirrel, "SQUIRREL YOURE SO HOTTTT ONG"

the CRC concert

"Alright, we're in the concert! What should we do first? I think we should spam something like "CRC means Cock Rape Club" - SOTI

"uh...okay... look SOTI, we're not actually here to raid. I just said that so you'd come a long. we're really just here for the concert". - Squirrel

"Yeah, CRC is lame but the music goes hard" - Ash

"I can't believe you guys! I feel betrayed..." - SOTI

"hey glad you guys could make it" - Vecna

"Wha- Vecna's here?!" - SOTI

"yeah, I love CRC's music." - Vecna

"kill me now... this couldn't be any worse..." - SOTI

"hey guys... hey SOTIIIIIII..." - Shin, as she's hugging Squirrel

"what the helllllllllll?" - SOTI

"look who shin's hanging out with now" - toma

"who's that girl again?" - vecna

"SOTI dated her" - Ash

"briefly" - SOTI

"how... old is she?" - Vecna

"oh hey look the band's about to start!" - SOTI

the CRC band starts to set up.

"We are the comic reviewers club!" - Tengen

music starts to play.

"is that girl on bass the gacha person that tengen left you for?" - Vecna

🎵hello again troll of the comment section🎵

"yeah..." - SOTI

🎵I knew you when you were considered cringe🎵

"I think I remember her. Sun Flurrie, was it?" - Vecna

🎵gacha depressed, waiting for the world to end🎵

"Sun Flurrie?" - SOTI

🎵my will no longer yours to bend🎵

"Sun Flurrie keeps staring at me... " - SOTI

🎵you start a rumor, make an alt, and trick the section again 🎵

"oh no..." - SOTI

🎵I'll send you my flag🎵

after the songs

"wow, that was... something else" - Squirrel

"ugh. I can't believe I'm saying this, but Tengen wants you backstage" - Carl

"a- all of us?" - Squirrel

"Did I f{watch}ing stutter?" - Carl

"ugh..." - SOTI

SOTI, Shin,Vecna, Toma, Ash, Squirrel, Tengen, Sun Flurrie, and Carl all sit in a room awkwardly.

"hey vecna" - Sun Flurrie

"hey flurrie" - vecna

"it's been a while" - Sun Flurrie

"mhm" - vecna

"mhmmm" - Sun Flurrie

"I think we should get out of here" - Vecna, to SOTI

"so how was the tour? CRC is getting to be bigger then GROSS, it's really insane." - carl

"yeah, it, uh, isn't really something I can put into words." - tengen

"so... SOTI and vecna, eh?" - Tengen

"what of it?" - vecna

"we're straight" - SOTI

"vecna, did you know me and SOTI used to be together? He could have had a big part in CRC... but no, he was too stubborn. Had to have his own club, so he screwed himself over." - tengen

"that's not how it went. I was trying to help you." - SOTI

"TCC was to help me? What about a club called "The Conquer Club" sounds helpful, SOTI?" - tengen

"hey tengen, aren't you a weeb?" - Shin

tengen looks at Sun Flurrie. Sun Flurrie gets up and knocks out Shin.

"SHIN" - SOTI

"what? I'm not afraid to hit a girl. I'm a rock star. I'm also a girl, too." - Sun Flurrie

"huh. that happened." - SOTI

"anyway, back to SOTI's stupid failure of a club-" - Sun Flurrie

"THAT IS IT, YOU COCKY COCK! YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY!" - SOTI

SOTI punches at Sun Flurrie, but a protective shield blocks it.

"I can't believe you would call me a cocky cock. I hope you go fall in a shredder " - Sun Flurrie

"don't you know, SOTI? Sun Flurrie's a gacha kid, she's better then you. " - tengen

"making tiny anime people doesn't make you any better as a person-" - SOTI

"you bigot smh what if I was suicidal?" - Sun Flurrie

Sun Flurrie throws SOTI through a wall.

"huh. Hey, we're going to go grab a bite, have good luck with this." - Squirrel and the gang leave

"hey hey hey... Flurrie... let's not fight! we have no reason to fight!" - SOTI

"Yes we do... I am in the league of evil commenters..." - Sun Flurrie

"wha? that- that's Brutus, Martysays, and Sun Flurrie so far... there don't seem to be any connections between the three of you. what reason do you all have to be in a league? what do you have in common? you're all so different. this league stuff doesn't make sense." - SOTI

Sun Flurrie throws scissors into SOTI's chest.

"OW- OWWWWW... are those cuts on your arm?..." - SOTI

"oh, you insensitive piece of cr{REDACTED}ud." - Sun Flurrie

"WHAT DID I EVEN-" - SOTI

Sun Flurrie holds SOTI by the leg and repeatedly slams him on the ground.

"I just can't take this anymore. You're such a j- jerk! Have you ever thought about how others might feel?" - Sun Flurrie, breaking SOTI's bones

"OWWWWWWWHOWWWWAWWWWOWWWHAHAHAHWWWWWWWWWW!!! MAKE IT STOPPPPP!" - SOTI

"I should tell my friends about you. We could stay up all nights and think up creative ways you could die... oh, good times." - Sun Flurrie.

SOTI is thrown through layers and layers of walls.

"hey, you okayish?" - vecna

"No! This- I'm totally getting my ass kicked!" - SOTI

"DID SOMEONE SAY A {REDACTED}?!" - Sun Flurrie

"ah! cra- gingersnap! no! no one did!" - SOTI

"do you think you know anyway I can stop her?!" - SOTI

"why would I know anything about that crap? My best guess would be that the gacha is the source of her power, tho." - Vecna

Sun Flurrie steps on a shard of glass.

"OW! I cut myself! I should write paragraphs about this, and not do my homework!" - Sun Flurrie

"wait... I know who to call!" - SOTI

"SOTI... are you prepared to die? a big, cool, graphic gorey death? with blood, and- AHHHHH! THERE'S A BUG RIGHT THERE!" - Sun Flurrie

" Come on Sun, come on! fortune favors the brave, fortune favors the brave! who cares about a stupid bug?! you've got this! people will like me when I kill him! I'll be cool, I'll be edgy... come on, I've got this!" - Sun flurrie

"Alright bucko, you ready to die now?" - Sun Flurrie

Suddenly a man walks in.

"Hi. I'm a therapist. I was told I had a big case" - random therapist

"what the- oh no." - Sun Flurrie

"wow, come on you. we have a lot of work to do! let's start out by doing your homework!" - random therapist

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" - Sun Flurrie

Sun Flurrie's powers go away.

"ha... I've gacha right where I want ya!" - SOTI

"wow, that was pretty clever, creative, and cheeky-" - Sun Flurrie

SOTI headbutts Sun Flurrie out of existence. The random Therapist walks away and high fives the air. Tengen walks over.

"wow, you... wow..." - Tengen

"Uh... sorry... I guess" - SOTI

"sorry...... you just headbutted my girlfriend so hard she burst" - Tengen

"you kicked my heart... and club... in the ass, so... guess we're even." - SOTI

"let's get out of here" - SOTI to vecna

...

"for the record, I am so pissed off for you" - carl to tengen

"shut the f{bzzt}k up carl." - tengen

"SOTI, you're going to the wiki party right??" - Squirrel

"why do we have so many of those?...." - SOTI

"you wanna go?" - Vecna

"well... I kind of almost died back there..." - SOTI

"I'm not saying I want to go" - vecna

"hey, we can totally go" - SOTI

"I'll do whatever you want to do" - vecna

"so let's go" - SOTI

"we really don't have to go if you don't want to" - vecna

"I'm fine, it's just... this league crap. it's getting to me... a bit..." - SOTI

"well, hopefully this party takes your mind off it." - vecna

Suddenly thomas the tank engine runs into SOTI.

"hahaha! I am the fourth evil commenter! mwahahahaha!" - Thomas

"oh my" - vecna

SOTI punches thomas. Thomas dies.

"huh... that wasn't as interesting as the last one." - vecna

"guess they can't all be winners... what the hell did you do to piss everyone off, vecna?" - SOTI

"what?" - vecna

"I'm really...really, really fed up with the league. what did you even do? why do they hate you so much that they're targeting me just because we're best friends?" - SOTI

"you think I know? in what way is this my fault?" - vecna

"when did I ever say that..." - SOTI

"you implied it." - vecna

"no I didn't..." - SOTI

"you seem to just be another evil commenter waiting to happen" - vecna, exiting

"harsh." - tails

"Why are you at this party??" - SOTI

SOTI walks away pretty pissy.

"hey! hey, we can make this better!" - Squirrel

"screw off" - SOTI

"well, I know some way to cheer you up. you've got some itching for a raid right? well.... I found the fox news chat!" - Squirrel

"wait what" - SOTI