Fanon:The Squat Thrust Apocalypse (A Comment Story)

Day One. Substitute coach made me do 30 squat-thrusts today. Now I really need to sleep.

Ned Dickens:

Day Two: 50 SQUAT-THRUSTS!! Even Coach John doesn’t make us do that mucH

hunterboy_z:
Day Three: NATE IS CONSTANTLY YELLING AT US AND MADE US DO 10000 SQUAT-THRUSTS! ONE OF US AT A HEART ATTACK

domcos:
Day Four: I am dead.

BiggerNate91:
Day Five: Thank God Nate got fired.

hunterboy_z:
Day Six: Thank goodness Nate got kil- I mean, thank goodness Nate got sent to a secret lab where knifes landed on his body.

spyroclub1:
Day Seven: Nate makes the dead people in the underworld do squat thrusts.

SwayamPlayz:
Day 8. Hades returns Nate to the regular world cause he can’t take it anymore

To0tsie:
Day Nine. Nate is making the whole world do 100 squat thrusts every day

Ned Dickens:
Wow, imagine all of those days becoming part of an actual 2-week Big Nate story-line! Unlikely but interesting…..

SwayamPlayz:
@Ned Dickens

yeah everyone make news days to fit with the new ones. this is fun

RandomGamesAndStuff:
Day 10: now the Earth itself is doing squat thrusts, and my grave is on it’s knee. Ow.

hunterboy_z:
Day 11: The Milky Way itself, aliens, and people in heaven are now doing squat thrusts. Overall, people have done ∞ squat thrusts. People are dying from exhaustion!

domcos:
Day 13: Aliens are doing squat thrusts but start a war on Nate.

MateRight:
Day 14: two weeks have passed, all stars have burned out due to doing squat thrusts, the last remaining species of life are in a on going battle against nate…in the darkness

MateRight:
Day 15: nate has defeated and killed most of the remaining species, And then out of nowhere, the hell satan known as MARTYSAYS, has risen, he is ready to attack nate! Nate is about to send his command of squat thrusts!

SwayamPlayz:
Day 16: MartySays has united the whole Go comics comment section and The God of the “Big Nate Universe” Lincoln Peirce. To fight against Nate

Ned Dickens:
Wow, now that would be a 3-week story arc I wanna see, but TOO BAD!! The real story has beaten us to it in the next comic..

BiggerNate91:
Okay, WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK happened to this?

RandomGamesAndStuff:
Day 17: I don’t even know…

InfinityPlusOne:
Day 18: All life has been extinguished. The Big Bang begins again.

spyroclub1:
Day 19: Life is created again, and everything is restarted. Nate comes back into the earth and makes Adam and Eve do squat thrusts.

SwayamPlayz:
Day 20: Nate from the novel universe has come to stop Nate

SwayamPlayz:
Day 21: The big nate theme song war is starting. Now there are two wars

RandomGamesAndStuff:
Day 22: Nate makes every atom do a googl squat thrusts

MateRight:
Day 1119: Three years have passed since the great squat thrust apocalypse, society has rebuilt its self and every living being does squat thrusts for a living supervised by Nate

RandomGamesAndStuff:
Day OVER 9000: Nate comes into the real world to make us squat thrust…

domcos:
Day 39,504: someone is spamming squat thrusts and cussing

Ned Dickens:
Big Nate 2127!!

MateRight:
Day 39,505: Nate officially dies from ligma and old age, humanity is freed from Nate’s Squat thrust slavery

Day 39,506: Nate's grave makes people do squat thrusts.

Day 39,507: Chancellor Nate now rules Earth. Each person must do 500 squat-thrusts per day while supervised, or else they are summoned to Nate who makes them do 10,000 per day…!

Day 1,000,000: The time has come. The universe ends due to doing so much squat-thrusts and this time, the universe doesn’t start all over again. It has ended.

Day 1,000,003: Mrs. Godfrey wakes up and finds herself in an empty universe. She brings it all back and makes everyone do 300 squat-thrusts a day.

Day 1,000,0013: Mrs. Godfrey starts a squat thrust colt. Nate is the first person to join.

Day 666666666666: Satan has been forced to do squat thrusts.

He’s turning into Coach John. This can’t be good.

Billions of years into the future, the expanding universe reaches heat death, and all light, heat, and time are gone. As nothing but silence is left, and the final star goes out, and time dies away into infinite nothing...the ghost of Nate does his first and last squat thrust himself. Eventually a new big bang restarts the universe once more. New planets are formed, humans evolve and began telling others to do squat thrusts, and well...here we are again.

THE END!!!