Joke Rivalries

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So, since bnb is making a page for the top actual rivalries, I decided to make a funny version. Enjoy!

BNB vs. His Cat
We all know everyone's favorite baseball, but did you know that his cat is EVIL?! Yup, you heard me, bnb's cat is evil and they have had a long standing rivalry for months.

P-dog vs. Staff Positions
P-dog, probably the person with the fastest growing edits on the wiki, is slightly power hungry at times. He has attempted to get elected to the staff team on multiple occasions and has failed most of the time. However, he managed to get himself up to discussions mod rank, but is still hoping to get higher up.

Crossdoggo vs. Fandom
As we all know, Crossdoggo is constantly on the run from the age police at Fandom. They will likely track him down and terminate him once I reveal his current account that no one definitely knows....

The Wiki vs. Everyone under 10 or over 18
According to past and current events, such as a lot of people hating Supertalker, and Poll War 3, it is quite obvious that everyone on the wiki absolutely HATES people out of their age range. 9 year olds is a common term used to refer to the comment section.

Ben Baker vs. Scammers
Ben Baker was a random person invited to the chat in the hat discord group dm from the ali a discord server recently. It was his first day on discord and he thought we were scammers. He has since gone through multiple name changes and is now known as RigbyCat.

Henry vs. The word "your"
This doesn't need to be explained just look at pretty much any comment section on the wiki.

Zach vs. Homework
Instead of doing my homework, I'm writing this. I'll brb I'm gonna go finish it.

Fandom and GC vs. Sway sending them too many emails
Unfortunately (imo) drama comes up a lot on the wiki and on the comment section. Good thing we have our good pal and everyone's favorite bureaucrat Swayam to send them emails every time something happens.

In all seriousness though, I'm glad he does that, it's very helpful thanks Sway.

Byleth vs. Keeping one name for more than a day
Salty Byleth Main, is notorious for changing their name on gc a lot, always to ___ for Smash. This got them the nicknames such as "Smash Person" and "That for Smash guy", which they don't seem to like too much :/

MoonMan vs. The Solar System
MoonMan, originally known for The Annoyance, is a commenter that has also gone through many name changes. After getting banned as MoonMan (for previously mentioned event), he made a new account called SunMan. Then, he was mysteriously banned again, only to come back Comet Man. Who could be the cause of this? My answer: The Solar System. Why? Free advertisement, duh

Wow that "The Annoyance" page is really good, you should go check it out, I wonder who made that, such good writing, I'm amazed.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway

ComicRater vs. Simon
In a game of simon says on discord, a rivalry between the wiki's own Discusser of Comics (anyone remember that name?) and THE Simon arose. My sources tell me (I was not there, Jimmy was playing in my place) that Simon was being very unfair in the game, causing Rater to be out. Needless to say, CR was very angry and did the grrrrr grrrrrr™.

MORE TO BE ADDED SOON 

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