User blog:The Infamous Gollum/A Message For MartySays

Hello?

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Ahem.

Nice Version:

Dear MartySays,

We all know it's been you that's been vandalizing our articles and we'd like it very much if you just stopped.

But think of it this way, how much of your time do you waste while you vandalize our work when you could be doing something a lot more productive with your time. Hell, even contribute to the wiki. Write your own articles about your own views instead of ruining everyone else's. Could you try doing that please? It's a much more rewarding feeling.

Thanks,

Gollum

Berserk Version:

Dear MartySays,

Go crawl back into that hole where you came from and never come back. In fact, while we're at it, go one step further. Go and do us all a favour and never come on the internet again. There are too many people that think they can get away with this stuff because it's anonymous. You probably wouldn't have the balls to vandalize other people's work in real life. Why can't you treat us with some respect? Again, I ask you this question: what exactly do you get out of this? You think it's fun? How pathetic.

I'll see you in hell you son of a bitch.

Love,

Gollum