Community Activity:Pet peeves Martysays

Ok so first off why is named ¨MartySays¨??? Would Marty actually say that??? Would Gina say a 'poll'???? NO OF COURSE NOT besides Martysays ??? Really you could've done martysaysthis or godfreysays but NO you pick MartySays and use a christmas edition profile pic even though christmas has ended also those MLG glasses really?????

Reasons I hate MartySays: Seriously! Especially his CzerwickiSays one. Combine MartySays' atrocious behaviour with his CzerwickiSays profile picture and bam! I have never wanted to punch a human being more than ever.
 * He spends 90% of his internet life on this site
 * He still wants to post polls
 * YOU CAN‘T JUST CHANGE AN "S" TO A "Z" AND COUNT IT AS A NEW USERNAME
 * He still vandalizes some pages
 * He's a high schooler who should focus his time more on studying for the SAT
 * His username makes no sense, especially since he's run out of image ideas and is just reusing the Marty picture from last time
 * He stinks
 * He tricks people into thinking he's cool with them but ultimately disproves their entire conspiracy theory regarding a certain vocabulary-filled commenter and makes the theorist rage like Hell
 * He abandons people, especially little 12-year olds who "Post polls"
 * He's writing faults about himself, even if he could use this time to hilariously vandalize this page & fill it with chicken gifs
 * He eats Tide Pods and knows da wae, plus touched someone's spaghet
 * He uses memes that burn out quicker than an O-type star
 * He uses astronomical references that you understand as much as super-heated quasars
 * He's 16 years old,Trolls people.
 * He's a huge spammer.
 * "W"
 * He spams the comment section
 * He's a real dumbass
 * He has no sense of empathy for other people
 * He creates alt accounts to back his claims up because in reality he is a sad lonely human being
 * He sucks
 * He whines and complains about "oh buh muh free speech" well guess what buddy we don't all live in America
 * He acts like he's all smart and has retarded alt accounts like AlexCarey or Mrs. Godfrey so people don't expect them to be the same person
 * He vandalizes articles because it is "funny"
 * He changes his profile so GoComics doesn't ban him
 * He insults my intelligence because of his mere existence
 * He hasn't taken a hint and jumped into a vat of deadly chemicals yet
 * He complains about biased articles on the wiki but has no initiative to write his own spin on things
 * He sucks
 * He is jealous of the anti polls for being a group when he is one person
 * He has the most punchable profile pic in history.

(PS) next one is 7o'clock (I don't actually hate him)

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