Profile:Someone on the internet

The beginning:
So it was march 11, 2017 I joined gocomics just because I wanted to read big Nate and Garfield (I was a fan at the time) I didn’t create my first account until somewhere in like 2018 which was called “blackcatblues.cat.” I wasn’t a big commenter, and I wasn’t known by anyone because I rarely ever commented.

2019 just shortly after Lincoln pierces last comment, I got my first ban. (I don’t know what for, because I never really did much) but I came back just a few months later with the name of “my real name” (not joking, I actually put my real name as my username, oh what was I thinking!). During this time I stayed in the old strips of the Garfield comic completely oblivious of the 2020 drama that was happening in the big Nate section.

Heading back to big Nate:
after a long time of not being in the big Nate section, I decided to go back and comment again, which is also where I encountered my first internet troll: willow wolf and bonky boi, and I was quickly dragged into the drama just a few weeks after I came back (also during this time was when I Changed my name to what I am now known as) being along side other users who were not trolls (can’t remember their names but it was me and two others) I decided that there really was no point in being scared and trolled by a “based” user. So I took it up and decided I was going to try this “troll” thing and see what it was all about

Being a troll:
it was late November by this time when I decided to become a troll, and well, I wasn’t good at it yet, I basically took the matter of being a troll as being a cyberbully, and I went a bit overboard on it, but I changed shortly after and went from a troll to a neutral commenter in December. And then sonic came…

The big plan:
During December I heard a lot about the 2020 spam war and how it was an extremely fun and interesting time for trolls! And how that was the reason why the 2 comment per minute rule was implied, I thought about how cool it is that something so big could form out of something so little, and how so many people from that time are stilled remembered, so I wondered If I could gain an upper hand of being a troll and be remembered for some time on. So thinking about what I could do I noticed sonic and how he was a bit of immature person (to keep it simple) I figured that if I could make up a simple lie that he was attempting internet dating then a small war would start and I could make my way up and be remembered!

I went a bit far….:
I never intended it to end the way it did, I never thought that I would be the cause of probably one of the biggest civil wars gocomics has faced…

(but I was the cause…)

so anyways, I made my first alt account (which also ended becoming a slight trend for time to come) known as “thatoneguy” which was made to keep the heat away from me just in case my planned back fired. So as thatoneguy I went around seeing if I could use any bit of text from sonic to move my plan forward, and then I saw the thing that lit the flame…

So I saw sonic having a conversation with a user called “bones the cat” they were just talking about whatever it was they were talking about until they both revealed their age, bones was 15 and sonic was 17. So naturally, using what I just saw, I went around saying that sonic is 17 and he was role-playing with a 15 year old. (Which was essentially what happened, I just made it a little bit more dramatic…)

Rumors do what rumors do:
now, like I said before, I never intended this to go as far as it did, but as I went around saying what I did, it caught on to other trolls, which naturally made it even worse, and then it turned him into a pedophile that liked minors… and then this Mia girl came into the picture which was supposed to be a “victim” of sonics flirting ways, but the thing is… the Mia thing never happened… I’m guessing that bones the cat and Mia switched places somewhere down the line, which made it worse because Mia was 13. (He probably did the same age reveal thing like he did with bones)

so a basic summary: I started a rumor about sonic and naturally, trolls made it worse.

The start of the civil war:
things escalated pretty quickly after that and before you knew it, people started picking sides,

now hate me if you want for ruining this poor guys reputation on the internet, but well, it was pretty cool to see it happen, plus that was also the perfect opportunity to get remembered by even more people! So I didn’t stop it…

anyways, I chose the side against sonic, while elves, tails, and a few others went along side sonic, while me, big Nate sandwiches, themostbasedbatman, a few others went after sonic.

these fights were back and forth for months, with sonic sometimes winning then the trolls sometimes winning. (The whole thing was so fun!)

Sonics apologies:
this thing went so far that sonic had to make an apology!

so we all convinced him to make and apology and he did end up doing it, after that I decided that this was the end and we can just go back too the way we started, so I accepted his apology.

But not everyone did… No one else excepted the apology, and it ended up causing more problems, and the war kept going, so I joined back in and more arguments happened

A failed plan:
After sonics apologies, he ended marking a group chat so he can talk to all his friends privately without us trolls. So I figured I should try and get in. So I made another alt to try and sneak my way in by acting as a friend of his. (Not an impersonation) I created “lippy” a young anime loving girl that just wanted to make friends! But that failed because sonic was to stubborn to send me an invite link, so I scrapped that planned and left “lippy” in the dust. Then just a few weeks later Choco dog came in and did the same thing I failed at.

Sonics leave and the dead chat:
Soon as good things have to come to end. Sonic turned 18 and left gocomics to focus on his life, then the chat died, and that’s boring. The ilcad came in with his weirdness and the made everything, well… ilcad like. So I decided this is a good to say my goodbyes to the comment section.

I left
may of 2021 I left gocomics and didn’t really intend of ever going back, and i didn’t, well… for a few months that is, because in late august I came back as “a very unoriginal name”

Coming back… again:
there ain’t nothing to say about “a very unoriginal name” because I didn’t really do anything with him and he ended up getting banned (god damnit mods! Someone is cranky :/) so then I came back as “illegal spammer” (wanna commit tax fraud?) ha hilarious! Who knew how easy it was to get reactions with that guy! What a nice account…