User:Hashiuga

I am WAY too lazy, so I'm just gonna copy and paste my Big Nate Wiki user page ._. (Yes, there are some other things that don't matter to this wiki, i'm just too lazy.

Fitness Gram
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Internet Meme
An Internet meme, more commonly known simply as a meme (/miːm/ MEEM), is a type of idea, behaviour, or style (meme) that is spread via the Internet, often through social media platforms and especially for humorous purposes. Memes can spread from person to person via social networks, blogs, direct email, or news sources. They may relate to various existing Internet cultures or subcultures, often created or spread on various websites. One hallmark of Internet memes is the appropriation of a part of broader culture, for instance by giving words and phrases intentional misspellings (such as lolcats) or using incorrect grammar (such as doge). In particular, many memes utilize popular culture (especially in image macros of other media), which sometimes can lead to issues with copyright.

Emoji
An emoticon (/ɪˈmoʊtɪkɒn/, ə-MOH-tə-kon, rarely pronounced /ɪˈmɒtɪkɒn/), short for "emotion icon", also known simply as an emote, is a pictorial representation of a facial expression using characters—usually punctuation marks, numbers, and letters—to express a person's feelings, mood or reaction, or as a time-saving method. Early emoticons were the precursors to modern emojis, which are ever-developing predominantly on iOS and Android devices. The first ASCII emoticons,  and , were written by Scott Fahlman in 1982, but emoticons actually originated on the PLATO IV computer system in 1972.

In Western countries, emoticons are usually written at a right angle to the direction of the text. Users from Japan popularized a kind of emoticon called kaomoji, utilizing the Katakana character set, that can be understood without tilting one's head to the left. This style arose on ASCII NET of Japan in 1986.

As SMS and the Internet became widespread in the late 1990s, emoticons became increasingly popular and were commonly used on text messages, Internet forums and e-mails. Emoticons have played a significant role in communication through technology, and some devices and applications have provided stylized pictures that do not use text punctuation. They offer another range of "tone" and feeling through texting that portrays specific emotions through facial gestures while in the midst of text-based cyber communication.

Social Media
Social media are interactive digitally-mediated technologies that facilitate the creation or sharing/exchange of information, ideas, career interests, and other forms of expression via virtual communities and networks. While challenges to the definition of social media arise due to the broad variety of stand-alone and built-in social-media services currently available, there are some common features:


 * 1) Social media are interactive Web 2.0 Internet-based applications.
 * 2) User-generated content—such as text posts or comments, digital photos or videos, and data generated through all online interactions—is the lifeblood of social media.
 * 3) Users create service-specific profiles for the website or app that are designed and maintained by the social-media organization.
 * 4) Social media facilitate the development of online social networks by connecting a user's profile with those of other individuals or groups.

Users usually access social media services via web-based apps on desktops and laptops, or download services that offer social media functionality to their mobile devices (e.g., smartphones and tablets). As users engage with these electronic services, they create highly interactive platforms through which individuals, communities, and organizations can share, co-create, discuss, participate, and modify user-generated content or self-curated content posted online. Additionally, social media are used to document memories; learn about and explore things; advertise oneself; and form friendships along with the growth of ideas from the creation of blogs, podcasts, videos, and gaming sites. This changing relationship between human and technology is the focus of the emerging field of technoself studies.

Anime
Anime (Japanese: アニメ, IPA: [aɲime] (listen)) is hand-drawn and computer animation originating from Japan. In Japan and in Japanese, anime (a term derived from the English word animation), describes all animated works, regardless of style or origin. Outside of Japan and in English, anime is colloquial for Japanese animation and refers specifically to animation produced in Japan. Animation produced outside of Japan with similar style to Japanese animation is referred to as anime-influenced animation.

The earliest commercial Japanese animations date to 1917. A characteristic art style emerged in the 1960s with the works of cartoonist Osamu Tezuka and spread in following decades, developing a large domestic audience. Anime is distributed theatrically, through television broadcasts, directly to home media, and over the Internet. In addition to original works, anime are often adaptations of Japanese comics (manga), light novels, or video games. It is classified into numerous genres targeting various broad and niche audiences.

Weeb
A weeb (/wi b/) is a non-Japanese male who watches and is a fan of CGDCT anime, has a waifu, a waifu pillow and is obsessed with Japan. A weeb is always talking about how cute or "kawaii" his favourite characters are and claiming one of them to be his "waifu". He occasionally uses romanized Japanese words instead of English equivalents, such as "kawaii" instead of "cute" and "baka" instead of "dumb" or "jerk" (it has both meanings). Some of them also use Japanese honorifics, for example when they attach the "-chan" honorific to the names of people or characters they like or find cute, or when they use the "-sama" honorific to show they respect someone. Weebs call non-weebs normies. Weebs are harmless. They know they're disliked by many people but they don't give a CHOCO ARMY because they know they're sugoi (awesome).

Nerd
A nerd is a person seen as overly intellectual, obsessive, introverted or lacking social skills. Such a person may spend inordinate amounts of time on unpopular, little known, or non-mainstream activities, which are generally either highly technical, abstract, or relating to topics of science fiction or fantasy, to the exclusion of more mainstream activities. Additionally, many so-called nerds are described as being shy, quirky, pedantic, and unattractive.

Originally derogatory, the term "nerd" was a stereotype, but as with other pejoratives, it has been reclaimed and redefined by some as a term of pride and group identity. However, the augmentative terms, geek and dork, have not experienced a similar positive drift in meaning and usage.

Comics
Comics is a medium used to express ideas with images, often combined with text or other visual information. It typically takes the form of a sequence of panels of images. Textual devices such as speech balloons, captions, and onomatopoeia can indicate dialogue, narration, sound effects, or other information. The size and arrangement of panels contribute to narrative pacing. Cartooning and other forms of illustration are the most common image-making means in comics; fumetti is a form that uses photographic images. Common forms include comic strips, editorial and gag cartoons, and comic books. Since the late 20th century, bound volumes such as graphic novels, comic albums, and 'tankōbon' have become increasingly common, while online webcomics have proliferated in the 21st century.

The history of comics has followed different paths in different cultures. Scholars have posited a pre-history as far back as the Lascaux cave paintings. By the mid-20th century, comics flourished, particularly in the United States, western Europe (especially France and Belgium), and Japan. The history of European comics is often traced to Rodolphe Töpffer's cartoon strips of the 1830s, and became popular following the success in the 1930s of strips and books such as The Adventures of Tintin. American comics emerged as a mass medium in the early 20th century with the advent of newspaper comic strips; magazine-style comic books followed in the 1930s, in which the superhero genre became prominent after Superman appeared in 1938. Histories of Japanese comics and cartooning ('manga') propose origins as early as the 12th century. Modern comic strips emerged in Japan in the early 20th century, and the output of comics magazines and books rapidly expanded in the post-World War II era (1945–) with the popularity of cartoonists such as Osamu Tezuka. Comics has had a lowbrow reputation for much of its history, but towards the end of the 20th century began to find greater acceptance with the public and academics.

Flannel
Flannel is a soft woven fabric, of various fineness. Flannel was originally made from carded wool or worsted yarn, but is now often made from either wool, cotton, or synthetic fiber.

Flannel may be brushed to create extra softness or remain unbrushed. Brushing is a mechanical process wherein a fine metal brush rubs the fabric to raise fine fibres from the loosely spun yarns to form a nap on one or both sides. If the flannel is not napped, it gains its softness through the loosely spun yarn in its woven form.

Flannel is commonly used to make tartan clothing, blankets, bed sheets, and sleepwear. The term "flannel shirt" is often mistakenly used to refer to any shirt with a plaid or tartan pattern casually. However, it is actually just a form of fabric and there can be flannel shirts that are not plaid.

Me!
I am a type of flannel, Outing flannel to be exact.

The Flying Wallendas
The Flying Wallendas is a circus act and group of daredevil stunt performers who perform highwire acts without a safety net. They were first known as The Great Wallendas, but the current name was coined by the press in the 1940s and has stayed since.

Karl Wallenda was born in Magdeburg, Germany, in 1905 to an old circus family, and began performing at the age of six. While still in his teens he answered an ad for a "hand balancer with courage." His employer, Louis Weitzman, taught him the trade. In 1922, Karl put together his own act with his brother Herman, Joseph Geiger, and a teenage girl, Helen Kreis, who eventually became his wife.

The act toured Europe for several years, and when John Ringling saw them perform in Cuba, he quickly hired them to perform at the Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus. In 1928, they debuted at the Madison Square Garden. The act performed without a net (it had been lost in transit) and the crowd gave them a standing ovation.

In 1944, while the Wallendas were performing in Hartford, Connecticut, a circus fire broke out, killing over 168 people. None of the Wallendas were hurt.

In the following years, Karl developed some of their most impressive acts, such as the seven-person chair pyramid. They continued performing those acts until January 30, 1962 when, while performing at the Shrine Circus at Detroit's State Fair Coliseum, the front man on the wire (Dieter Schepp) faltered and the pyramid collapsed. Three men fell to the ground, killing Richard Faughnan, Wallenda's son-in-law; and nephew Dieter Schepp. Karl injured his pelvis, and his adopted son, Mario, was paralyzed from the waist down. Dieter's sister Jana Schepp let go of the wire to fall into the quickly-raised safety net, but bounced off and suffered a head injury.

Other tragedies include when Wallenda's sister-in-law, Rietta, fell to her death in 1963, and his son-in-law Richard ("Chico") Guzman was killed in 1972 after touching a live electric wire while holding part of the metal rigging. Nonetheless, Karl decided to go on. He repeated the pyramid act in 1963 and 1977. Karl continued performing with a smaller group, and doing solo acts.

Karl crossed the Tallulah Gorge in Georgia on a high wire on July 18, 1970.

On March 22, 1978, during a promotional walk in San Juan, Puerto Rico, Karl fell from the wire and died. It was between the towers of Condado Plaza Hotel, one hundred feet high. He was 73. Nik Wallenda completed the walk on June 4, 2011, with his mother, Delilah.

On March 5, 1993, Karl's grandson Mario B. Wallenda (not to be confused with Karl's adopted son) died from AIDS complications at the age of 36. He had tested positive for HIV in July 1990.

On October 15, 2008, Nik broke the world record for the highest and longest bike ride on a high wire live on NBC's Today.

Nik Wallenda became the first aerialist to walk directly over Niagara Falls on June 15, 2012, from the United States into Canada. Wearing a safety harness as required by ABC television, he crossed at the river's widest point.

Nik Wallenda is the first aerialist to walk over the Little Colorado River Gorge at the Grand Canyon. The event was broadcast live on the Discovery Channel. He used a 2-inch wire and made the journey without a harness or safety net. The canyon is 1,400 feet (430 m) wide and 1,500 feet (460 m) deep.

There are several branches of the Wallendas performing today, comprising mostly Karl's grandchildren. They still perform regularly and have achieved recognition in the Guinness Book of Records. On November 2, 2014, Nik successfully crossed between two Chicago skyscrapers, the west tower of Marina City and the Leo Burnett Building. After accomplishing this feat, he successfully crossed the two towers of Marina City while wearing a blindfold in cold conditions with strong winds. He set two world records, one for the highest incline, 19 degrees, between the west tower and the Leo Burnett building and one for the highest blindfolded wire walk between the two towers of Marina City. Both crossings were broadcast live on Discovery Channel.

In February 2017, a rehearsal of the troupe's eight-person pyramid high wire act for Circus Sarasota (an attempt at a new Guinness World Record for height) turned awry when the pyramid collapsed, plummeting five of the performers to the ground while three others, including Nik Wallenda, managed to cling to the wire. Miraculously no one was killed, but all five performers were severely injured: Nik's sister Lijana Wallenda suffered the worst injuries, breaking nearly every bone in her face.

Nik and Lijana became the first individuals to successfully cross New York's Times Square on a tightrope 25 stories above street level on June 23, 2019. The duo crossed from opposite ends of the wire, which measured 1300 feet (396 meters) long and was suspended between 1 Times Square and 2 Times Square. The stunt was broadcast live on ABC and marked Lijana's return to live performance since her accident. For the stunt, both Wallendas used safety harnesses, despite the family's long-standing objection to the use of safety devices. In contrast to his statements during his Niagara Falls walk, Nik Wallenda admitted he felt the use of a harness was important for Lijana's first high wire walk since her fall.

Carla Wallenda, the last surviving child of the founder of the troupe, died in Sarasota, Florida on March 6, 2021 at the age of 85 First of all, WOAH, THATS A BIG PIE.

Potato Quest
HOLD UP WHATS HAPPENIN- WOAH! WHAT WAS THAT??????????? WE HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ANGRIEST POTATO!!!! AND HE TOOK MY POTATO!OH MY GAWD! Can you help me get my potato back? It would be a big help. He left a clue I think, go to my gocomics profile: 1yardofoutingflannel Once you get my potato back message me on my wall please with a screenshot of the potato!

People Who Have found the Potato!

 * 21stCenturyHumor
 * Ak-Elfs

Beef Stew
Beef Stew Beef Stew

Where are you

I am blue

I go moo

I have boo boo (TvT)

I need Beef Stew

Beef Stew Beef Stew

Where are YOUUUUUUUU*Voice Crack*OuOuOuoUOoUOuuoUoUouOuuoUouOuOUoUooUouOu

Paintatoes
Good for the Soul, fresh from the soil

Paintatoes!

Boil em mash em

Turn em into glue

Make your dreams come true

I'm a pigeon coo coo

Beef Stew

Sadness Blue

The Penguin that flew
Wow little Johnny! Did you see that? The penguin flew!

* in deep voice*

doo doo doo doo

Among the killers

Among the eatersss

Among the swimmerssss

He was by far the most brutal

BOOM

He was a FLYING PENGUINNNNNNN

SOARING THROUGH THE AIR!

HIS FLIPPERS FLOPPING AROUNDDDDDDDD

AIeiEIEIEIEIEIEIEEEEeeeEeeEEeEeEeeEe

But why was he flying, you ask.

Because I threw him hard enough!

Next song: The child that fl-

* Krsscchcht*

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Likes

 * Beat Saber
 * Borgr
 * Comics
 * Anime
 * Lazi
 * Fandom

Other Wikis I'm On

 * Cat's Cafe Wiki (Bureaucrat/Founder)
 * Foxtrot Wiki (Content/Thread Mod)
 * Comic Talk Wiki (Admin/Content Mod)
 * Superstore Wiki ( Leaderboard)
 * Kimetsu no Yaiba Wiki

Timeline

 * Joined on Jan 17, 2021
 * Came from GoComics
 * Was a blanket!
 * No one cared about me (And still, no one does)
 * Started editing

---Time Skip 2 weeks Later---


 * STARTED LOVE BORGR
 * Made Leadorbord (Record)
 * Reach some amount of edits

---I took my leave---

"I'll Be Back" (Plz say in terminator voice)


 * It wasn't like taking a leave from fandom, I just became MUCH less active.
 * I took time to hone my skills
 * Worked on other wikis

---THEN! I MADE MY NOT SO BIG ENTRANCE!---


 * WOOO! I MADE A *tiny* SPLASH BACK!
 * EVERYONE (totally) CARED!
 * I MADE LOT EDITS!
 * Started memey thing again
 * GOT 800 EDITS!
 * WAS... STILL....A....BLANKET!
 * Got 1000 edits! (Btw was rollback)
 * Went on Forum Hiatus

Quotes
"If the Borger is in posession of someone else, control yourself, take a breath, then take it and run."

- Me, 2021 "If you're homeless, just buy a house."

- -me 2021 "It doesn't matter if you don't have a brain, it only matters what's on the inside. I have meningitis."

- me 2020 "If a cucumber is green, then why is an plum purple?"

- me 2020

"Why did the apocalypse start? I only nuked thirty countries and sent all of our money to ONE Nigerian prince?"

- Me, 2021

"How can you accuse me of something so true?"

- me 2019