The Man In The Off-Topic Poll

Disclaimer: This Is A Spin-Off Not Related To Joe Moraliste In Any Shape or Form, It is a Alternate universe where prior to the end of poll war 2 the mods never took action and now Pollers have annexed nearly every popular comic, including Big Nate, this takes place in 2023, Former Pollers that have been banned, are still alive in this story etc. Mrs Godfrey, MartySays If you were an active Antipoller during poll war 2, then you are a member of the resistance or a worker for the polls

Chapter 1

SURVEILANCE, JUNE 17, 2023

Domcos: Listen Man, do you have any poll ideas, the poll reich will kill me!

BabyBanana: Listen Man, I don't know, you still have 3 days before the polls are broadcast

Domcos: Well you have to sumbit your own poll by tommorow, thats whats wrong!

BabyBanana, why dont you head to the neutral zone for 24 hours?

Domcos: Heck No! You do know that there are no laws there right?

BabyBanana: Listen Man, You know the poll reich owns 75% of all the comment sections, I know theres still dozens of untouched bunkers in the neutral zone, I could drive you there

Chapter 2

BabyBanana: Hey Man, Im at your front doorstep, cmon

Domcos: Im coming

4 Hours Later

(Siren In The Distance)

BabyBanana: Aw ****, were right at the Darn Border!!!

Poll Police Comes Out

ArthurTheSecond: Put Your Hands On your heads!!! Both Of You!!!!

ArthurTheSecond: Iv'e Heard that you haven't put in your poll checks, care to explain?

Domcos:.........

ArthurTheSecond: Well in that case, prepare to be exterminated Polls out pistol

Severals bullets fire

BabyBanana: What The?

Looks at dead Arthur on the ground

Domcos: W--who did that???

?: Hey, over here!

Domcos; Huh?

Trapper Clicker: Im trapper clicker, a member of the resistance