User:ObiWanKenobiJesus

Me writing all of this knowing no one will ever see it. :(

Hey stop please read me bio it would mean a lot to me and please message me what you thought.

Welcome Traveler You Have Reached My Profile.

(say in a sing song voice with a march like rhythm)

Oh hey of ho you have reached the land of oooolllld!

Oh hey of ho you have reached my profile-oooollll!

Come merry traveler and seize the day see what there is to see! For life is short and depressions is strong so strive to be merry!

Oh hey of ho you have reached the land of oooolllld!

Oh hey of ho you have reached my profile-oooollll!

Come on then see the sights and you'll be alright!. Keep your chin up and raise your fist high for life is short and depressions is strong so strive to not be uptight!

Oh hey of ho you have reached the land of oooolllld!

Oh hey of ho you have reached my profile-oooollll!

(slow dad make it sad)

I once was lad of the Wiki. I made games and challenges for those around me. I was liked and loved and slightly over rated but I was not happy. My life was so very saaaad and depressed I was. I write this with hope for the future, with hope for me. But alas my parents they don't approve I need to get straight A's in my new boarding school, and if I don't oh if I don't they will bring me back to my old school. And then oh then I will bike up to a nearby cliff and simply jump off it and that's no exaggeration. For home my friends are few and I am not liked. The one girl I liked led me on. If I do decide to endeth my life I will come back here to the one place I called hoooome.

(say in a sing song voice with a march like rhythm)

Oh hey of ho you have reached the land of oooolllld!

Oh hey of ho you have reached my profile-oooollll!

Come merry traveler and seize the day see what there is to see! For life is short and depressions is strong so strive to be merry!

Oh hey of ho you have reached the land of oooolllld!

Oh hey of ho you have reached my profile-oooollll!

Come on then see the sights and you'll be alright!. Keep your chin up and raise your fist high for life is short and depressions is strong so strive to not be uptight!

Oh hey of ho you have reached the land of oooolllld!

Oh hey of ho you have reached my profile-oooollll!

As you read this you may be wondering where is this going what is he doing and the answer is I am doing nothing but typing away my last day on the wiki. For me the wiki was a place to be with those of my kind, nerds, geeks, outcast, my kind of people, those who don't care what others think and find a second home in the wiki like I did. I still remember when I first joined the wiki I was semi-popular on GC but not nearly as Popular as the Younglings, Salty, or anyone else and my first few articles and posts were decent and overall were just medicore. Now back to G.C, I had read big nate among other comics for a while and occasionally looked at the featured comment until I decided to join the comments. Everyday during my classes at school I would secretly check to see how many likes and comments I got. At this time Salty and Moonman were dominating the comics getting featured everyday there were no spammers or anything. I made some posts that were just screaming for attention but I first got a small amount of fame when I started a sort of cult with Moonman. After that I was back to a first rate nobody. I took a small break and came back two days after the first MartySays attack and I quickly became an anti-poller and changed my name to Obi-Wan Kenobi (Jesus) which quickly became the new me, the younglings and I led a rapid trend of Star Wars names and roll play which I loved every second of. Everyday I did my best to comment and like a lot of comments because I knew how much they meant to me when I used to get them. Then my life changed, I was invited to the wiki. Now I heard of the wiki before but never had I gone there. I quickly came addicted made a few articles tried to write a story and stayed a nobody. A little while later I got featured comment for the first time and I had been put in article as one of the poll war commanders. I felt like I had peeked, then I got banned from GC. I remained on the wiki and made my hunger games page and then at the peak of my small amount of fame I stopped going to the wiki. My friends had figured out that I had waken up at 1 am to post a comment on GC and they had a good laugh at that but that's not what had stopped me one night as I typed up an article I realized I was at the gates of geekdom a whole world was on the other side and, I, chickened out. I stopped going to GC or the Wiki and after a while I forgot and moved on. I few moths later I said goodbye and that was it. I happened to check on the wiki on the day of the three year anniversary and then I decided one thing, I Will Return. Maybe not today maybe not next week but I will be back even right now I have started my plan. I doubt anyone will read this but if you do can you send me a message or something I will check in like a week to see who has read it. Oh and one last thing, on the hunger games article I had to redo the simulation after the first try because Martysays, Won and he teamed with super in the first half of the game before killing him later ...

-update

Yesterday the younglings unmasked me. When I was banned I made another account under the name Orson Krennic but never used it, my bio said that I was Obi-wan but I had completely forgot about that. A week after I announced my leaving of the wiki I started commenting on GC again. My plan being to pose as either Obi-Wan's fake younger brother, or just a random Star Wars fan. A few days in I got stupid and asked what had happened to Obi-Wan and the younglings replied. He not recognizing me checked my GC bio which said. I am Obi-Wan Kenobi (Jesus) I was banned so this is my new account. My cover was blown

My new plan is simple I still love the wiki and GC but im very afraid it will distract me during school so my plan was to quit and see if I had enough free time but when I got on to say goodbye I got addicted again. When I get to school I will do my best not to use it but idk.

If anyone is reading this please let me know in my messages

Sigh my thoughts are going nowhere. No one has read this and I guess no one ever will. On Tuesdays I have scheduled a meeting with a therapist because I had a mental breakdown last night and at 1 am my friend walked into the the living room to make some microwave popcorn and found me crying on a chair while eating a bag of chips so yeah.

Obi Wan is a simp - TheOldlings, November 18