User blog:The Infamous Gollum/About Hev1

Rant begins

Ugh.

So a lot of you are defending Hev1, saying my trolling is getting annoying. Has it ever occurred to you that Hev1 is a troll? No one can read that much into a stupid children's comic. Hence the pretentious alt accounts. 7oclock ADMITTED it (but is now acting dumb). If you guys are seriously stupid enough to believe that Hev1 is legitimate then I have lost all respect for you.

Hev1 is doing it on purpose to piss people like me off. People that see past the bulls**t and understand that Big Nate is a bad children's comic strip that has seen better days will hate Hev1. Hev1 points out the already obvious jokes and reminds me of how crappy Big Nate has become.

That's ONE of the reasons I hate him.

Once you've been exposed as a troll, the gentlemanly thing to do would be to have a laugh with everyone and move on. However Hev1 can't grasp simple etiquette and continues this stupid act. That sheeple like you believe.

"Oh he's just doing his thing why don't you leave him alone?"

HE'S A TROLL.

How come I'm just "doing my thing" and people get mad at me? Are we doing #justiceforhev1 or some s**t like that now?

I will stop dragging on about Hev1 once he admits that he is a troll and he is not some college professor dissecting Big Nate for its artistic meaning.

Get real.

Rant over

P.S.

Seeing as people are going to tear me apart after reading this, I will respond in the most sportsman-like way possible. A response, that I hope will get Hev1 to admit and stop.

Dear Hev1,

Please just admit it. You did an amazing job tricking all these idiots in the comments thinking there was some hidden meaning. You, sir, have exposed the commenters for being a bunch of pretentious wannabes and I commend you for that. I thought MartySays was the best troll ever but his trolling is sloppy compared to yours.

I am going to change a quote by WW1 ace Arthur Rhys Davids. Here is the original quote describing Werner Voss: "“I take my hat off to Voss; he was the bravest fellow and the best scrapper I have ever met.”"My new quote: "'I take my hat off to Hev1; he was the most infuriating and best troll I have ever met.'"-Gollum