Fanon:Destined for Greatness (Fanfic, Part 4)

(warning: contains swearing)


 * Nate's POV: Blue
 * Francis's POV: Green
 * Sharon’s POV: Teal
 * Mrs. Godfrey’s POV: Purple

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''I’m in a awesome mood when I walk into homeroom. Not because of homeroom. Only a total "genius" like Gina-Hemphill-Toms would get excited about that shit.''

Gina Hemphill-Toms: Homeroom is my favorite part of the day!

See what I mean?

''It's my FORTUNE that's great. It was starting to look like today was going to be so sucktacular that it would make Twilight look good in comparison. But now everything's going to turn for the better.''

Francis: Nate, What are YOU so happy about?

Nate: I just got some amazing news! Have you ever heard me say that I'm destined for greatness?

Francis: You have mentioned that around 1000 or three million times, I can't remember exactly how many times you mentioned it.

Nate: Well, this PROVES it!

(Nate hands Francis the fortune, Francis reads it)

Francis: Surpass all others? Surpass them in WHAT?

Nate: I'm a man of many talents!

(Francis hands Nate back the fortune)

Francis: Not anything, because you can eliminate academic achievement as a possibility.

(Nate kicks Francis in the balls)

Just for that shitty remark, Francis, Your ass is fucking excluded from my posse when I become rich and famous.

''It’s great being rich. Then I can pay people to make my life so much easier. A chauffeur to drive me around. A braniac to to all of my homework. Somebody to buy all of my clothes so I wont have to go into those crappy changing rooms the ones in stores like Walmart and Target. I hate those rooms.''

''And I’ll get a chef that can make food for me and is competent at it (Unlike my father, who burns the food 85% of the time) because I am STARVING right now! The only thing in my stomach are a few spoonfuls of lumpy oatmeal.

Hmmm. Looks like I can eat some of the egg rolls that Sharon gave to me, It’s better than nothing.''

(Nate eats some of the egg rolls, but Gina notices)

Gina: ' OOOH! OOOH! OOOH! MRS. GODFREY! MRS CLARA FUCKING GODFREY! '

Mrs. Godfrey (slightly annoyed) Gina, What is it?

Gina: ' NATE IS EATING SOMETHING! '

' SON OF A BITCH! ' How I fucking despise her.

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