Putting Wiki Moments into Google Translate

Summary
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Hacker War Speech
Original:

I have been watching you guys fall apart over me!!! The wiki will crash some day, so I am just helping destiny. No need to thank me!

- Da Boss

Google Translated:

I see you rip me off! The wiki will be closed for a few days, so I'll help eventually. Nobody is grateful!

- Da Bosi

Hacker War Threat
Original:

I have been silently watching the wiki ever since it was made! Some of you might have seen me on GC, but ignored me! I am here to seek revenge. Or wait! No! I am Neptune! Tricking you! Or am I Swayamplayz? I have been helping all along. Or am I CheezDoodle the traitor? Or Yoda? I am pretending to be a detective when really all I am doing is destroying? Or spyroclub? I am nice and now I'm not? Or BN91? I gained your trust and now will turn on you! Or am I trapped clicker? I am going to destroy the wiki! Or, someone else? I guess you will never know... But next time, pay attention to me! I will always be watching.

Google Translated:

I quietly saw what the wiki was! You may know why you want to use it in garbage collection, but ignore it. I'm here for revenge or waiting, not DisNeptune! just kidding! Or is it Swamamplayz? Did I help from the beginning or was it sizzle? From Yoda? Did I really work as a researcher when I was a criminal? Or is it a research team? Am I ready now? Or BN91? I've regained confidence and I'm back! Or do you hate clicking? I want to ruin the wiki! Who else, I don't think you ... can't repeat ... but next time you'll see me! I'm watching

Super's Ban
Original:

You were martysays wow. The perfect plan you convinced us to get you admin for ot. Your a f****** scumbag. Go to hell

Google Translated:

You are a good martyr. The best app you can use to convince us to be your manager. Your eye bags. to hell

Carson YT Rant
Original:

This kid is the worst commenter I have ever seen. Yes he is worse then Sarwesh, Spyro, and Martysays. This kid literally has to argue with EVERY SINGLE COMMENT I MAKE. Even when I left and when I announced my 1 year anniversary, he had to say something rude. honestly I wish he was banned so that he could shut his freaking face.

Google Translated:

This kid is the worst comment I've ever seen. Yes, worse than Survich, Spiro and Martis. This kid really needs to argue with all opinions. Even when he was not there and when the first warning was given, he had to say something directly. I want to tie her up to cover my crazy face.

Wiki President Speech
Original:

Hello everyone! So, the comments section has been in pretty much disarray with the polls and theme songs and wars and everything, so that's why we need to elect a leader to help keep everything together and in harmony. That's right, i'm surprised no one thought of this before, but we need a Gocomics president. I'm not sure when we are going to do elections, but your allowed to put your name in if you wanna try to be president. I wish luck to every candidate, let's make Gocomics great again.

Google Translated:

Hello everyone! Part of the commentary - the choice, the theme song, the fight, everything; So you have to pick people who post everything online. I'm surprised no one thinks that, but we need President Jokami. I do not know when the election will take place, but if you want to become president, you can put your name on it. Congratulations to all the nominees. Improved humor.

P-dog's Third Demotion
Original:

So before you go call the Staff Team toxic and mean, look at what P-dog has been saying. What makes me upset about this is that it was intentional by P-dog to unblock Super without asking us. He knew none of the staff members would agree for Super to get unblocked so he took matters into his own hands and unblocked him. I didn't demote him only because of that, he said he didn't care about being staff TWICE in the staff chat so I had enough and demoted him.

Google Translated:

Therefore, before leaving, please tell the staff that it is poisonous, harmful, please check what the dog has to say. What worries me is that P-Dog planned to launch Super without asking us. He knew that no employee could accept the "super", so he took the issue in his hand and opened it. I did not cut it because they said they did not bother to put it in the employee's conversation twice, so I was happy to write it down.

Super's First Ban
Original:

You are now banned for 2 weeks for making a rude and derogatory comment toward another user. This is also your third warning. I hope when you come back unbanned that you have learned your lesson

Google Translated:

You will not be able to reply to other users after two weeks. This is the third warning. I hope you can learn from it