Fanon:Wiki Wars: A Star Wars Parody

INFORMATION
This story is based on the Revenge of the Sith storyline, though most parts will be cut, and some other parts will be added.

CHARACTERS
Bnakin - BigNateBaseball

Chancellor Pigpatine - Pig Lover

Henry-Wan Kenobi - Henry Hudson

Mace Windu - Swasimcool

Count Cooku - ComicsCreatorz (get it?)

Coda - ChemicalChaos_GC

ThePsychoRanter - General Grievous

M2 (R2) - "Francis", aka MEE6.

The Younglings - TheYounglings (duh)

Characters who have been cut out
Padmé - No relationships or cringe stuff in this story.

Oppo Rancisis - Unneeded

Several other characters - Lack of need

Chapter 1: 'Count Cooku'
"Come on 'Bnakin', we need to get to the elevator!" said Master Henry-Wan Kenobi, Bnakin obeyed and ran after his Master, they got in the elevator.

"Level 9, that's where the chancellor is!" said Bnakin, there was a note of excitement in his voice.

The elevator's doors closed, but the elevator zoomed up faster than they expected, and before they knew it, they were infront of a chair, with someone sitting on it, but the person on the chair, was not viewable, but as the chair turned around slowly, it reveal Count Cooku.

On the other side of the room, Chancellor Pigpatine, who seemed dazed, was trapped to a chair, with his arms attached to the chair, unable to move.

"You won't get away this time, Cooku" said Henry-Wan Kenobi. Count Cooku chuckled and took his lightsaber out of his suit. Henry-Wan and Bnakin followed suite, and the three of them dueled, the lightsabers went right, to the left, to the middle, and then, the tension broke.

Cooku raised his free arm that was pointed at Henry-Wan and Henry was blasted to the edge of the elevator door, Cooku smiled, as Bnakin was contempt with rage, Bnakin was now dueling fiercely, his lightsaber, went to different positions in only a matter of seconds, Cooku reacted fast and used the force to topple things over Henry-Wan. Bnakin stopped his movements, and Bnakin slashed his lightsaber towards Cooku, and then, Bnakin cut off Cooku's hands as Cooku's hands were destroyed, and now, Bnakin took Cooku's lightsaber, and locked him in a position, unable to move.

A small chuckle came from the other side of the room, it was Chancellor Pigpatine. "Good Bnakin, good.." as his eyes moved towards Cooku, and for a second, it seemed as if Chancellor Pigpatine had flashed a look of disappointment towards Cooku, and looked back at Bnakin and said "..kill him, kill him now.."

Bnakin froze and looked towards Chancellor Pigpatine, who oddly, had not changed his expression what-so-ever. He responded saying "I shouldn't.."

Chancellor Pigpatine flashed him a look of warning and said "Do it."

Bnakin slashed off Cooku's head, and Cooku's head toppled away as Chancellor Pigpatine chuckled, and Bnakin removed the chains from the chair, and Chancellor Pigpatine.

Chancellor Pigpatine said "Quickly now, Anakin, let us go before the security droids arrive."

Bnakin went over to help Henry-Wan, before Chancellor Pigpatine said "It's too late, we'll be captured by the droids if we don't hurry up, there's no time!"

Bnakin dragged Henry-Wan despite the Chancellor's protests, and they both hurried to the elevator.

Chapter 2: Back to the Jedi Temple
Henry-Wan Kenobi approached Bnakin as Bnakin turned to him and Henry-Wan said his thanks for defeating Count Dooku and that the Chancellor, for an unknown reason, wished to call him over to the office of his.

(WILL FINISH LATER)