Fanon:Thomas and Wooden

Wooden, I still love you

This is a story about Thomas's first year in high school. He was pretty badass but one of the low class bullies. He was that guy who took all APs because of his Punjabi heritage, but still got Bs.

And then one day, his love life changed. A girl named Wooden transferred to the school. The rest is the story to behold!

Chapter 1: A Few Weeks In...
* RIIIINNNNGGGG*

It was 6:00 in the morning. Thomas woke up, thinking if he had finally gone insane and changed his alarm clock. But instead, he saw it was his phone ringing. He crept out of the bed in order to not wake up his dad, who was in the same bed. Then he went into the bathroom in the bedroom.

"Hello?" asked Thomas. The caller name was in the form of a phone number, so he couldn't find out who it was.

"Is this Thomas?" said a girly voice. "Or did I call ILCAD instead?"

"Ok, who the hell is this? Are you from the wiki?"

"Yeah, I guess."

"Are you one of those female users who rarely come?"

"I think so."

"Hm. So, where do you live?"

"I don't really think it's relevant, but Hawaii."

"Ooh, Hawaii? Can you send me a coqui frog?"

"Sure, they don't belong here anyway. And they stink up the streets."

"Oh, ok. Actually, I would be giving you my address..."

30 minutes later...

"Well, why are you calling me?"

"Oh, no reason. Someone just gave me your phone number."

"Alright. Even though I don't feel like it, let's keep in touch, ok?"

"Sure. Alright, see you soon, Thomas."

"Bye."

And Thomas hung up.

"OY, Thomas ! Come get ready for school!" yelled Thomas's mother.

"Alright mommy, cuming."

'''PACK MA BAG! BRUSH MA TEETH! FORGET MY... brea'''kfast...

Soon Thomas was off to school. "Yo, what's good, Thomas ?" one of the random kids said to him. He was pretty popular in school, but no one knew that he liked Thomas and Friends.

When he walked inside the school, he immediately saw his friend, Squirrel. Thomas wasn't sure whether he was black or white. His hair stood up tall but was completely frizzy and shot out in different directions. There was also something about Squirrel. He seemed like he was once female, or was dating someone... or if he was obsessed with furry animals.

"Yo, Thomas! Dab me up!" shouted Squirrel.

Thomas liked Squirrel, but he wasn't sure if there was something weird about it. Every day he thought about it.

While the two were walking to class, Thomas saw a really, REALLY hot girl walking into the class. She was about the same size as Thomas, but a tad bit slim. Thomas loved how she stood up straight. When he got a good look at her face, he was charmed! She was the whitest girl that Thomas had ever seen. She had brown hair that shone in the school lights and the best smile ever. Thomas smiled too.

"Hey... Thomas..." called Squirrel. "Are you okay?"

"I'm better..."

"Everyone, we have a new student in our class. Thomas, will you introduce her?" announced the homeroom teacher.

"Okay," Thomas said, still smiling. "So, what's your name?" he asked the new girl.

"Oh... my name's Wooden!"

"Forgive me for asking, but who names their girl Wooden?"

"I don't know. My dad's a carpenter, and he was drunk when he was naming me."

"Dads, am I right?"

Chapter 2: My First Date?
Thomas was in a state of shock and confusion. Wooden was very hot... but her name was Wooden?

"Looks like somebody has a fetish for the-"

"Shut up, man!" shouted Thomas, as he slapped Squirrel in the face.

Squirrel slaps Thomas back and chuckles to himself as he walks of to test his "unspoken rizz" on unsuspecting female cats because squirrel is a gay transgender furry.

"ugh liberals..." Thomas thinks to himself as he walks off to his next class, gym. As he walks into the gymnasium, Thomas gets hit with the strong odor of B.O. Of course, the smell was from SOTI.

"Is he really wearing the same hoodie that he has been wearing for a week?" Thomas ponders as he plugs his nose.

"Yoooo Thomas dab me up!" SOTI exclaims holding his hand up for Thomas to dab up.

"Fucking kill yourself you waste of space"

SOTI is sad and walks away sadly. He meets his girlfriend Squirrel in the hallway and Squirrel consoles him

Thomas crys because he bully