Fanon:Big Nate: Stuck in Quarantine

Introduction
Greetings fellow citizens. Salty Byleth Main here, and I wanted to write this fanfiction about Nate and his company taking on the Corona Virus. I will write a chapter a day and it will be around 12 chapters long. Anyone is allowed to edit this as long as they only fix grammatical mistakes and stuff like that.


 * I will wrap up the chapters 1 and 2


 * Christina will do 3 and 4


 * Yoda will do 5 and 6


 * Light Shad will do 7 and 8

Key

 * Bold text refers to characters taking some form of action.


 * Things that characters say will be in quotation marks after the character's name.

Chapter 1
It was March when everything changed.

Francis, Nate, and Teddy are sitting around the TV in Nate's house.

Francis: "Guys, did you see the email from Mrs Godfrey?"

Nate + Teddy: "Nope. Why?"

Francis sighed and muttered something about "So disorganized..." Hey, I only check my email to see if the local "Shop n' Dash" has said that I won the cheez doodle giveaway yesterday.

Francis: "We have been issued stay at home order from school."

Nate: "Wait, so does that mean... WE DON'T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL?!?! But why?"

Francis: "It is because of the Corona Virus. It has now traveled to America."

Francis whips out his book of facts

Francis: "According to-"

Nate + Teddy: "Not now, Francis..."

It has been a week since this. At first I was excited about there being no school but it's getting boring. This stinks worse than Dad's tuna casserole, which is saying something because that is totally disgusting!

Chapter 2
Today, Dad and I went out to but some supplies for our quanantine. Dad had printed out a copy of a quarantine shopping list from the internet. I know that is not the most reliable source of information but it is the best we got.

Immediately after we walk into the local Shop n' Dash, we encountered a hoard of people with a TON of toilet paper.

Nate: "Hey dad. What is the deal with everyone stocking up on the TP?"

Martin: "Because people are insane. And weren't you the one who bought an entire wheelbarrow of cheez doodles for your art project?"

Nate puts on a guilty face

Nate: "Yeah..."

After that thoroughly degrading moment, we continued to buy things like face masks and hand sanitizer. Remember kids, wash your hands or die.

Anyway, it was a good thing we bought those things because, in a few days, every single store was sold out. We are now moving on to week two of quarantine.