The Comic Strip Alphabet (by Robertojaralenoexe)

A is for

 * Aldo Kerast, who drove off a cliff when drunk.

B is for

 * Beetle Bailey, bumbling U.S. soldier.

C is for

 * Calvin, a 6 year old whose friend is a stuffed tiger.

D is for

 * Dick Tracy, who murders most of the criminals he meets.

E is for

 * Ed Dodd, creator of Mark Trail.

F is for

 * Fregley, Greg Heffley’s eccentric neighbor.

G is for

 * Garfield, fat cat who eats lasagna.

H is for
Hagar The Horrible, Norwegian Viking.

I is for

 * IT IS RUSTY!
 * Iris, Mother of Tommy The Weaker
 * AH HAWWEE NAWOOO HAWWMEEEE! (Jesus christ, can someone drag Anthony C. outta here?)

J is for

 * Judge Parker, in which judges and lawyers get assloads of money by doing nothing.

K is for

 * Krazy Kat, an kat who gets into many misadventures.

L is for

 * Les Moore, a smug writer who puts his dead wife before anyone else.

M is for

 * Marmaduke, an massive great dane that might not be a demon.
 * Margo Magee, one of the three women who live at Apartment 3-G.
 * Meddling, which is what Mary Worth does best.

N is for

 * Nate Wright, Narcissistic 6th grader who lives in Maine.

O is for

 * Alley Oop, time-traveling caveman.

P is for

 * Peter Fox, 16 year old who eats a ton.
 * Plugger, a strip that’s (mostly) about anthromorpheic bears doing human stuff

Q is for
Quincy, Jason Fox’s pet lizard.

R is for

 * Rex Morgan, M.D. Nicholas P. Dallis’s first comic strip.
 * Rusty Wilson, Mark Trail and Cherry Davis’s adoptive son.

S is for

 * Sammiches, which is Wilbur Weston’s favorite food.

T is for

 * TJ, Brad DeGroot’s best friend.

U is for

 * U.S. Acres, where there’s talking animals.

V is for

 * Prince Valiant, warrior knight.

W is for
Wally Winkerbean, the saddest man in Westview, Ohio.

X is for
……wait, I don't think there are any strips that start with the letter X.

Y is for

 * Yogi Bear, who I didn't know had a comic strip.

Z is for

 * Ziggy, Who Wears No Pants.
 * Zanizbar The Murder Monkey