Community Activity:OofBigNate and Gina tales: The Mighty Afghanistan Jungle

STORY TIMEE!!!!!!! OOFBIGGINA IS ALSO ALLOWED TO EDIT THIS: OUR TALES IN AFGHANISTAN!

NOTE: THIS STORY IS REAL LOL LIKE MY OTHER STORIES LOL EVERYTHING IS REAL LOL 20 LIKES AND WE WILL USE THE TIME MACHINE I BUILT AND GO FIGHT THE COMMIES IN 'NAM!

Prologue
In the bright blue screen of the wiki.....

We are joined by our friends here to celebrate another year! Sitting in the chat are OofBigNagina (OofBN and BG's Daughter! yay!) Christina reynolds, the Ak of elfs, Eddy of the ready, The wood of the board and the spyroclub.

"Hey hey! Im glad that we could get back together." says Spyroclub.

"Yep!" says OofBigNagina.

"I am a wooden board" says wooden board

"oh you're so silly!" says eddie. "you're fine!

BAM! Oofbignate comes crashing in. He throws wooden board out of her chair and through the window.

"Hey there chums." DUN DUN!

"DAD!?!?!? Im glad that you could make it!"

'Yeah cut the crap nagina."

"So uh what do we do now?" Asks AK ELFS

OofBigNate opens to bottle of georgian grape wine and chugs it all.

"Hows the business going, Oof?" Eddie says

"Asides from all the arrests and angry school letters, Cannabis cultivation really ain't that bad. Almost reminds me of those days back in Afghanistan really."

"Cool! Tell us about it." says christina

"Trust me honey, you don't want to hear no story about the tales in Afghanistan. its one heck of a place it is."

"Yep. its also how your husband died" says spyroclub

"wait what?!!? I've been looking for him for the past 25 years."

"WELL, you can stop now." Says Ak elfs

"Anyway, back with the tales...

Part 1
It was a fine day. Me and my wife Gina decided to spend our honeymoon beating those darn terrorists for the true American spirit. Nothing but guns, drinking and JUSTICE. We were assigned to a squad almost immediately.

"Welcome to Fern squad, kids." says the guy. "I'm commander Just Nate and I'll be commanding yer, of course! Our mission is to search and destroy terrorist bases in the surrounding area. Here's the crew-

"ye got CIA spy spyroclub, Younglings, or plagueis for short, Joe, or the moon man, and Chester. the exquisite monkey, we call him. Ain't got too much but he can handle that C7A like a boss."

"Aw geez, sarg," says Joe. "We really don't need 2 newbies slowin' us down now, do we?"

"Nah, I like 'em. They might not be much, but they got spunk. and women!"

"HEY!" says the wooden board

"Oh and this is the old ouja board we found them 'errorists playin' before we destroyed their homesmack. don' mind 'er, she won't harm ya too much."

"i will kill you and everyone you love" repeats the board

The squad laughs. "Shes such a kidder! like sarg said, dont' mind 'er too much. says Plagueis.

"Alright, lets head out. You got our back and we got yours. Nobody dies. ya Got it kids?

They get on a chopper and begin their mission!

IN THE NIGHT....

"And that is why you never get married to some random woman on tinder!" finishes younglings.

"I feel like I shouldn't have heard that story." OofBigGina says, kind of scared.

"You'll grow out of that stage like I did back in my sophomore years of high school " says Just nate. "How ya doing, Chester?"

"GROG AGGLU, HADI RETUALA"

"what the heck did he just say?" Asks Gina

"Oh, he's just bein a silly goose! tranquillize him, Plagies."

"GROAA BLOCKOKOK--- aaaah."

"Much better. Darn. Looks like were gonna be staying here for the night, boys."

"Hey!" says wooden board.

The men all take out their bottles and start drinking.

"Wait you're drinking.. alcohol?"

"Nice job, kid. Takes a doctorate degree and a medal of honor to figure that one out. want a sip?"

"sure!, says OofBigNate. "WOAH! I HAVENT BEEN THIS HAPPY SINCE BURGER KING MADE THE DOUBLE WHOPPER MEALS 30 % OFF! I WANNA GET MORE OF THIS STUFF!" (PS DONT TELL MY MOM I SHOULD NOT BE DRINKING LOL) "but I'm so sleepy now.. sleeepyyyy..."

The next morning..

"Finally, the champs awake. It's about time." Says Joe

"Wha- what happened? OofBigNate asks.

"Just nates been taken hostage, hon! they're interviewing him right now in the northwest base of the costal area!" His wife excalims. "Spyroclub currently spying on them. He'll send a message when its best to attack!

Spyro comes back.

"Lets go, lads! To the base!"

"how?" OofBigNate asks.

"by a truck, I guess. " replies Moonman.

"I got a truck!" says younglings.

BLAM! Younglings' head flies into the hand of an Islamic terrorist.

"ها ها ها ها! دعنا لا نستبق الامور! ها ها ها ها!"

"Its an ambush! The Taliban knows were here! get cover!"

"OOOGAGA BOOGA! LOOGA WOOGA! Exquisite monkey picks up his gun and starts massacring the terrorists.

"أوتش! سخيف فريق الحصن اثنين الثقيلة ضربني! يموت الغربيون!"

"Lets back him up, hon!" OBG says to OBN.

"OKAY!" says OBN

Both of them grab their guns and start shooting terrorists as well.

"Kids these days...." says Moonman. "Wanna play go fish, spyro?"

"sure!"

MEANWHILE... ON THE BATTLEFIELD

"أرسل قوات! أرسل قوات! الفريق السابع والخمسون يسقط- OUCH!"

"AAAND ANOTHER ONE AND ANOTHER ONE ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST! YEA Ho!" Oof big nate sings as the 3 of them kill the terrorists. Unfortunetly for the trio, they are overwhelmed easily.

"Got any 3s?" spyro asks

"WILL YOU TWO DISNEY PRINCESSES HELP US HERE? WERE BEING CORNERED BY THESE DARNED TERRORISTS!"

"Sigh, i suppose so." moon man says. He revs up the truck and rams all the terrorists.

"Get on!" says spyro.

And so they head out to save their beloved sergant Just nate.