Fanon:Joe Moraliste: Endgame

NOTE: This isn't an Avengers Endgame parody. The title just sounds cool.

Chapter 1 - Evil Reborn
"He was once just a boy living on Earth, but one day, he saved a man from a curse, and he became the biggest hero that the word had ever known. He met new friends, had adventure after adventure, and now, 5 years after that day that the Sayer was defeated, today we honor the man who kept us safe in dark times. Everyone, give it up for Joe Moraliste!"

Mr. Purse was reading his speech for the upcoming "GC Founding Day" to Joe Moraliste, his wife Palette, and ComedyProfessional.

"You pronounced my last name wrong." Joe said.

"Come to think of it, how do you pronounce it anyway?" Mr. Purse asked.

"We thought it was great, Mr. Purse!" ComedyP said. "Although, can you put more of me in it?"

Everyone rolled there eyes.

"Let's hope that Nate and Ruby get back from their honeymoon soon." Joe said. "I don't want them to miss Founding Day!"

"Man, they've gone a LONG time.." Palette pointed out.

Suddenly, all of their distress beacons went off.

"Sounds like trouble." ComedyP said, cracking his knuckles. "Luckily, Trouble Destroyer is my middle name!"

Everyone nodded, knowing that this was actually true.

Joe and ComedyP, darted for the door, but Palette was falling behind. Joe stopped and sat her down

"Palette, don't take this the wrong way, but fighting seems a bit....dangerous for you right now." Joe said. "I mean, nearly all of your power is going towards keeping the baby healthy."

"I....guess that makes sense." Palette said. "Well, kick its butt for me!"

The two kissed and Joe dashed outside.

(20 minutes earlier in the Void)

"Whe-Where am I?" someone said. "Last thing I remember I was about to lose.....and then there was a light....?"

"I'm waiting for a "thank you". Infi-Nate said, appearing out of nowhere.

"Wait, who ...... are you?" the unknown person asked.

"My identity is not important." Infi-Nate said. "What's important is that I saved you from death."

"Huh?"

"Space-time was resetting, and it was erasing you and the Infinity Ston-"

"Poll Stones"

"Nobody cares. Long story short, I saved you from being erased from existence, and now I need your help. Defeat Moralis-"

"Listen, buddy." Moder interrupted "I don't know if you've met Joe Moraliste, but he is unstoppable. I couldn't defeat him, and neither could you!

"Well, if you don't defeat him, or refuse to fight him, or refuse to help me, I WILL erase you from existence."

He thought about this offer for a moment. It was either kill Moraliste, or die. He automatically knew what he had to pick.

"Okay, fine!" He said. "I'll try."

"Perfect! Also, you caught me in a good mood today, so I'll give you your stupid glove."

He snapped his fingers and a odd glove with six glowing stones appeared on his right hand.

"Perfect." The person said with a sly smile.

On the Streets of Sectional City, Joe saw ComedyP fighting a familiar blue-skinned creature with golden armor and creepy smile on his face.

"Moder!"

He had a odd-looking gauntlet on his hand, with six colorful stones in it.

Moder turned to Joe and tried to punch him with the gauntlet. Joe countered this it by using his rocket boot to burn his face.

"You are even more of an annoyance as last time!" The thing shouted with anger.

"Last time? I barely even FOUGHT you last time!" Joe shouted.

"That's not what I meant..." Moder replied.

He grabbed Joe and prepared to punch him with the gauntlet.

"JOE, GET OUTTA THERE NOW!" ComedyP shouted.

Joe just stared at the gauntlet, as if he recognized it.

He came out of his trance, and said:

"I remember..."

Joe used his wrist-blades on his hand so Moder would let go of him. He flew towards the gauntlet and tried to grab it.

But this only succeeded in Moder punching him, but Joe used his shield to block the attack.

Joe jumped back to ComedyP.

"What the heck was that?" ComedyP said to him.

"Long story, tell you later." Joe said. "Get that glove thing off his hand!"

The two charged forward and attacked Moder with all they got.

Then, an array of things (such as rockets, clocks, and fire) hit Moder, stunning him.

Then, Temmie, Bender, Zeroay, Hev1, Gollum, & Seven landed next to Joe and ComedyP.

"I was wondering when you guys would show up." ComedyP said.

"Everyone, try to get the glove off his hand. And DON'T let him snap his fingers!"

They all charged forward and proceeded to beat the everloving crap out of Moder.

But none could get the gauntlet.

"You fools." Moder said. As he snapped his fingers. Everyone closed their eyes and braced for impact.

Nothing happened.

Everyone noticed that Moder's gauntlet was missing from his hand.

Moder turned his head, only to greeted to someone with the gauntlet, punching him miles away.

The Anti-Polls saw and all-too-familiar face holding the gaunlet.

"What'd I miss?" Nate asked.

Chapter 2 - Forgotten
Moder tumbled across the landscape.

"Oh, my head..."

Just then, his body gloved bright red.

"What the-? What's going on?!"

"You disappoint me," Infi-Nate's voice echoed through his mind. "If you will not help me, then I'll do it myself."

Moder's body suddenly faded.

And then, Infi-Nate took his place.

"Time to die, Moraliste."

"Nate! You're back!"

"Yeah. My honeymoon is getting interrupted because of this!" Nate said.

"Well, EXCUSE US for getting attacked!" Gollum shot back.

"You're still here?" Nate asked. "I thought you left Planet GC forever!"

Just then, a red glowing figure came up the hill.

"Ha ha ha..."

"What?!" Joe shouted. "How did you get back here?!"

"Enough talk," Infi-Nate boomed. He raised his hand, cracklnig with red energy.

Nate raised Moder's glove to attack him, but Infi-Nate simply blasted it, and it disappeared.

"What the..."

"That's it!" Joe yelled. "I've had enough of you!"

He flew straight at Infi-Nate, but Infi-Nate grabbed his neck.

"I've waited a long time for this."

He squeezed.

And Joe disappeared in a flash of light.

"JOE!!!!!" Nate screamed.

Infi-Nate grimmed as the light faded.

"What did you do to him?!" Nate cried. "Where is Joe?!"

"Uh, Nate? ComedyP asked. "What's going on?"

"Infi-Nate just killed Joe!!!" Nate shouted back.

Then ComedyP spoke the words that made Nate's jaw drop.

"Who is Joe?"

Joe awoke in a white place.

"What happened..."

"It's just not fair, is it?"

Joe looked up to see Moder and the Poll Gauntlet in front of him.

"Where are we?"

Then Moder dropped a bomb on him:

"You've been erased from existence."

"I've been WHAT?!" Joe exclaimed.

"Just like the Poll Stones. And just like me," Moder said. "Well, not me exactly, I think I've just been decoupled from time, but yeah..."

"Does- does anyone remember me?" Joe asked.

"No."

"What..." Nate stammered, horrified.

"There's no one on the team named Joe, Nate," Gollum said.

"He- he defeated the Sayer?!" Nate said.

"You did that, Nate," Temmie told him.

Nate couldn't believe it.

"Having trouble, faker?" Infi-Nate grinned.