Lssj8520’s Opinions On Every Big Nate Character

Hello, I’m Lssj8520, aka the dead bureaucrat. Today, you’re going to find out my opinions on Big Nate Characters.

By the way, I’m going by the Big Nate Wiki list of characters to organize this list.

Nate
Nate is the main character of the series and in every single comic. He is also the name of the series. He does not care much for grades and goes crazy for girls (simp).

Francis
Francis is Nate’s best friend. He is a nerd. Like really nerdy. I know some “nerdy“ people and they do not memorize facts for fun. He is usually there to point out the obvious or to make some big observation.

Teddy
Teddy is one of my all time favorite characters. He is funny, athletic, and friendly once you get to know him. Kind of like me irl. Plus his parents are math teachers like mine. We just have so much in common!

Jenny
Jenny is one of my all time least favorite characters. Girls who are reading this there is no excuse to beat up a kid because he likes you, single or not. She constantly abuses ( yes, it is abuse) Nate just because she is special to him. Yeah he might have a weird way of showing it but he could be raping you for God’s sake and you beat him up for giving you a Valentines Day card!?!

Gina
Gina is you classic teachers pet. She can roast too. I like her character expect for the fact that she enjoys getting people in trouble.

Artur
Artur is unrealistic in my opinion. There is no way a 6th grader mature enough to have a long lasting relationship can’t realize that his life is perfect. There’s just no way. You have to be appreciative of you “perfect” life in someway. But he isn’t. He never gives back, he never says thank you to the source of his luck (whatever he believes it is). Its obnoxious to have that good of a life and not be just a little appreciative of it.

Marty
This is Nate’s dad. He does nothing and his running gags get old very quickly.

Ellen
Ellen, Ellen Ellen. Sigh. This character is really stereotypical. What I mean is that someone Mr. Peirce’s age would think ,”15 year old girl” and see her. She is too basic for me. Just the “basic teen” in his eyes.

Mrs. Godfrey
I have a passionate hate for Mrs. Godfrey. Treating your students differently is annoying, stressful, and rude. Ive been treated differently by teachers (in a bad way) and its just wrong. Contributed to my depression but thats a talk for another time.

Chad
I. Love. Chad (No homo). He is funny at times, and just an overall nice character. He is the kind of person you’d want to be around.

Randy
Skip

Dee Dee
Dee Dee is that character who is there just to add some light to a series. She is happy, energetic, and smart. Pretty cool person to me. She’s like the All That of the series.

Mr. Rosa
I have a respect for Mr. Rosa. He is very hard working and does his work without asking for things back. He seems to like being around the kids and teaching them the art of..... art.

Spitsy
yes.

Breckenridge
Breck is a smart character. He is really shy though. He is pretty cool.

Nolan
He is a jerk as you probably presumed. My problem with him was that he was so cocky going into the snow competition knowing that he was going to cheat. It doesn't make any sense.

Peter
Peter is......well, I don’t know. He is constantly studying and reading. I feel that you should use your childhood years to enjoy yourself before your real problems come when you’re an adult. I know he enjoys reading and improving his mind but when he goes outside once he’s 50 and sees kids running around playing he is going to wish he did too.

Gordie
Gordie is my type of guy. I mean, he got it set. Not only that but he also seems grateful for it unlike Artur. He has the job, the girl, the smarts. He is the guy you want to be (If you’re straight, I said that because I am).

Marcus
I don’t have too much against Marcus but his situation doesn’t make a lot of sense. How do you wholeheartedly follow one person....(realizes that Lssj is religious)...er, that hasn’t done anything for you. It just Doesn’t make sense. Sure you could say that about religious people like myself but we follow who we follow for a particular reason. On the other hand, they follow Marcus simply because he’s Marcus.

Shelia
Shelia is very nice and understanding. Francis got lucky ;)

Nick
This kid got problems. How do let yourself have bad hygiene, get uh... chunky...., and be downright annoying. Like how do you enjoy that?

Sherman
Yes.

Mary Ellen
She seems like a crybaby but she does not have too much time in the comic so I cannot really say much regarding her.

Chester
He is a very good and nice person.....ok Chester, you can stop typing no-gvuyifo accvegsoc. ow 🤕. He hit me with the keyboard.

Kim
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Mr. Galvin
pretty cool cough cough boring cough cough teacher.

Conclusion
There are very few good Big Nate Characters But the bad ones are bad for Lots of reasons. Thanks for reading if you’ve stayed up long enough. I’m signing of,...Bye- Lssj8520