Fanon:The Misadventures of Pedro Goode (Part 5)

Part 5 - The Pool
Pedro hopped fell out of his bed in excitement. Today was his 13th birthday; Pedro was finally a teenager.

“Happy birthday, Pedro!” called Pauline. Pedro ignored his younger sister as he packed his swim trunks. Being 13 years old, Pedro could now go into the hot tub and ride the giant slide at the local pool. He grabbed his pool bag and raced out of the house.

“Happy birthday, Pedro!” shouted Kevin, Pedro’s neighbor.

“Thanks!” replied Pedro loudly as he biked towards the local pool. His bulging calves allowed Pedro to bike lightning fast, and he arrived at the pool within five minutes.

Pedro checked in at the front desk and paced over to the locker rooms. Today, he decided to go into the men’s room, as he was a 4-foot-tall teenager now. He put everything in a locker and went to the pool area.

“Hey, pipsqueak, you have to be 13 to enter the hot tub. Beat it!” snapped a muscular lifeguard.

“I’m 13 today!” laughed Pedro as he slowly submerged himself in the hot water. The lifeguard gave him a dirty look. After chilling in the hot tub for a few minutes, Pedro went to the giant water slide.

Another lifeguard gave Pedro a dirty look. “Oi, little boy. The slide’s under maintenance today—”

What did he just call him? “Little boy?” Pedro was suddenly filled with nothing but rage. His muscles increased 3-fold in size. “I’M NOT A LITTLE BOY!” he roared as he uppercut the lifeguard in the jaw. Pedro had sent the lifeguard flying 10 feet in the air and into the deep end.

All the other lifeguards went to save the one Pedro knocked out, so no one was in the way of Pedro and the monster slide. He quickly paced up the stairs and found himself at the top of the biggest slide in Minnesota. “Here we go!” he exclaimed.

Pedro slid down the slide headfirst. He was so excited that he didn’t even notice that there wasn’t water going down the slide. At the curve of the slide, the inertia caused Pedro to fly off the edge. Thankfully, there was another section of the slide right underneath where Pedro had fallen. However, Pedro wasn’t able to control his landing, and the edge of the slide hit him right in the balls.

“YOWWWWWW!” he cried. The pain caused him to lose balance and fall off the edge of the slide again. This time, Pedro’s jaw hit the lower slide, breaking his neck. He continued to fall until one of the support poles impaled him straight through the head. His blood squirted into the pool and onto the slide.