Profile: BonkyBoiSays

@BonkyBoiSays is a regular commenter on Big Nate who is enthusiastic about spamming and trolling. He says drama in the comment section is what makes it so hilarious and entertaining, he himself is not a fellow spammer as he doesn't have the willpower to do so. People often get annoyed by him by asking him why he supports spamming at all and receives the same message each time: "The reactions are hilarious!". He is in general a jokey guy who loves trolling people and drama. Now, an exclusive interview that MartSays took:

Interview
Q: What do you rate spamming 1-10?

A: 10/10. Very based. I believe I already created a page for me a while ago, but you’re free to edit that if you want.

Q: Next, what do you feel about the population of Gocomics?

A: Aside from a few (like MoonMan the gigachad), most of them are retarded. Spammers will never go away due to how it’s pretty much guaranteed a reaction from someone. Never gets old.

Q: Final question: Do you have any goals?

A: Nothing really. My only purpose here is to troll and argue because I think that’s funny. There’s no real purpose for this account other than to make people mad.

Trivia

 * Used to have the name "Whatever Happened To...", "BonkSlingr", and "Nathan's Creative Name"
 * The "Says" at the end of his name directly references @MartySays.
 * A debate went up discussing on whether he should get mod or not
 * His favorite past time is trolling people.
 * In response the Quincy becoming "president", BonkyBoi jokingly started referring to himself as the "Super Mega Based King of GoComics."
 * It appears that mods have given up on banning BonkyBoi, as he has broken many rules yet his account is still active. He uses this fact to further sell his King persona.
 * Friends with Squid
 * Someone refers to him as "BBS". This confuses most people.
 * Chums with the TF2 lad himself

Personality
BonkyBoiSays is.. well, *not* an a**hole. There's no way around it. Why? Because he finds the anger of the GC users to be humorous.

How he became the "Super Mega Based King of GoComics"
One of BonkyBoi's schticks is that he likes to refer to himself as the owner, or as he calls it "Super Mega Based King" of GoComics. He even wrote an origin story stating that a guy named Gonzales Comics, nicknamed "Go Comics" opened up a website. After years of ruling over the website, Gonzalez decided to retire and give ownership to someone he deemed "epic" enough to get it. As BonkyBoi recounts, Gonzales supposedly tracked down where he lived to personally tell him he was now the owner of GC.

BonkyBoiSays in pictures.