Fanon:Stories of the Great War: A Joe Moraliste Collection

I'm sure the only people who are going to want to participate in this and Nate Clone, Meme Machine and I (BiggerNate91), but if anyone else wants to, they can.

Order

 * Nate Clone
 * Meme Machine
 * BiggerNate91
 * ComedyProfessional
 * Outcastsage9033
 * Anyone else

Prologue
It was another normal day for Joe Moraliste. Or as normal as living on Planet GC can be.

He was resting in his ship, which had belonged to his late friend, BiggerNate. He was thinking about everything he did for him in the battle with the Sayer. He really wished he was here right now. Instead, he was lying in his ship, wearing his armor.

Then he thought of something. It was said that Big had served well in the "Great War." But Joe didn't even know what that was.

It was time to find out what the Great War was.

He left the ship to find his friend Nathan, or Nate. "Hey, can I ask you about something?"

"Sure, what's going on?"

Joe paused, and then said, "I want to know about the Great War."

Nate thought about that, then he said, "Come and sit." They sat down at a bench.

Nate began. "Before the Sayer came to be, the leader of the Pollers was a guy named Alex Carey. He was one of the three founders of the Pollers, but after Mrs. Godfrey was defeated and Comix-R-Us defected to Planet GC, he took over entirely and led a massive takeover of the universe. Our old master, Trapper Clicker, gathered up everyone on Planet GC to stop him. It was a war much crazier than the Sayer's initial invasion, or the battle we just went through."

Joe processed that. "Wow..."

"I know," replied Nate. "There were a lot of events within the war, though. Many stories were written telling the tale of the Great War."

"Like what?" asked Joe.

Nate then said, "Why don't you come and we can see."

They walked to Planet GC's library. They went to a section labelled "archives."

"Browse away," said Nate.

Joe picked a book off the shelf. "This one's about Big!"

"Let's take a look at it," replied Nate. "What's it called?"

"It's called..."

Story 1 - BiggerNate91: The Siege of Sectional City
BiggerNate91 was fighting hard.

The enemy was relentless. They had been trying to break in to Sectional City for days, but BiggerNate's regiment was not going to let that happen.

He stood before the enemy. ¨Turn BACK, you foul Pollers!¨ he said, cocking his arm cannon. ¨NEVER!!¨ said Alex Carey, the leader of the poller army. BiggerNate shot his arm cannon, which knocked out some of the Pollers.

Alex charged at BiggerNate, but someone jumped of the city walls and through a Brodie hat at him. It hit him in the head, resulting in a bruise. The hat flew back to the person and he put it back on. They both realized that this person was not a human at all! It was a hobbit! And not just any hobbit. It was the best of the Anti-Polls defense, General Gollum! ¨Nice of you to drop in!¨ said BiggerNate. ¨No problem!¨ said Gollum. ¨Now, Let's give'em HECK!!

Meanwhile, not so far away in a trench, two men were watching this battle unfold. These men were Master Trapper and Meme Machine. Meme Machine was unknown to anyone and wouldn't be known for awhile. Master Trapper and Meme Machine were secretly watching from afar. Meme Machine was a new fighter picked up by Trapper from another planet. Although Master Trapper new the potential in him, he knew he must stay unknown for a certain reason. When Meme Machine asked if he could join the fight, Master Trapper would always say no.

"You are not ready, Meme Machine. You need to train before you can fight."

"I'm ready!" said Meme Machine. "I've learned a lot from my friend 0a1s2d3f4g5h!"

"It is not enough."

Meme Machine sighed and watched the battle.

BiggerNate and General Gollum kept driving away the Pollers. The enemy army was growing by the second.

"We can't fend them off!" a soldier cried.

Just then, the Anti-Polls were blown off their feet. Alex Carey had unleashed a shockwave.

"Onward, my minions! And make another city fall!"

They crashed through the wall and charged into the city.

BiggerNate leaped to his feet and shouted into his wrist communicator. "Red alert! The Pollers have breached the border! Evacuate the city!"

Screaming citizens were led out of Sectional City as the Pollers invaded.

"Destroy anyone in your path!" said Alex Carey to his army.

Then the Anti-Poll cavalry showed up.

Swords clashed, guns fired and soldiers fell as the Pollers and the Anti-Polls faced off.

BiggerNate charged at Alex Carey. "This ends now!"

Suddenly, BiggerNate was blown off his feet by a laser blast.

"Where did that come from?" He yelled. And then...

"You know where."

BiggerNate looked past Alex Carey to see a familiar face in a helmet with a visor and a black and red jumpsuit. It was a face he had seen many times before.

"Dorian Domanex!"