Francis vs Teddy Rap Battle

I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THIS RAP BATTLE. All credits HootboyV2 for making this song, (Nice job btw) I just thought I should share it over here over here.

Francis Pope vs Teddy Ortiz

[Francis Pope]

Hey I'm Pope, Francis and I'm here to diss you.

Your raps are so cold that you’ll need a tissue.

I’m the real rapper in the house, you’re gonna be maimed.

You hung up with Paige ‘cause of a stupid nickname!

I’ve been friends with Nate my whole life you’re lucky we accepted you!

You’re a big disaster, like when you gave Nate that hairdo.

You stopped our friendship from flowing, it’s like you’re a cork.

Teddy Ortiz to the square root equals total dork!

You’re a misfit, like when we were lawn-mowing!

You’ll never stop my brilliant raps from flowing.

[Teddy Ortiz]

You make fun of my middle name while yours is worse.

Your name is “Butthurst” ‘cause you’re King Butthead the First!

And you make fun of my nickname, Teddy Bear?

Well at least I don’t have color-coded underwear!

Ha! How do you like that cubby?

This battle’s been basically me against a Teletubby.

You think you’re so smart? Well I think you’ve just learned.

That during this battle, you just got burned.

I hope that you’ve been listening to me word for word.

It has been fun dissing this nerd who looks like a turd.

[Francis Pope]

Let’s look at me, I’ve been dating Sheila for 28 years.

My intelligence puts me far beyond my peers.

Now let's look at you, you laugh like a crazed llama.

In 10 years I’ll be in Harvard while you’ll be crying for your mama.

If you take those results and multiply them by c times ten.

My conclusions show that you’ll be easily beaten.

Now show some respect, you dim-witted screw-up.

It’s funny how I beat you, so fast and abrupt.

You’ve acted like a coward while I've shown some grit!

You’re in the pits! Tubby Orzits.

[Teddy Ortiz]

It’s funny how you are so foolish, but can you at least see.

That I’m way better than you, I think we can all agree.

I’m so likable, everybody loves me!

You were first on the chess team, but you were brought down to number three.

Down to second by Nate, then to third by Artur.

You’re a spineless coward while I'm a wave parter.

You boast and brag and say that you are so much better.

But that is coming from a kid wearing a stupid sweater.

Have you liked being crushed? I’ve gone for the head!

Nice! You’re still alive! But now you’re brain dead.