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Inspired by ash. So I’m just going to paste from his thing

Ash here. Here's one of those weird "choose your adventure" "dungeons and dragons" weird whatever crap. The prompt will be released when the event starts. It will be big nate related.

Ok so basically how it works is everyone has their own story, and I, the gamemaster, basically tell them what could happen and they are free to choose whatever they like, so its kinda like dungeons and dragons in that sense.

also a little thing to add is that this is going to be crazy, yeah… im Using my whole imagination on this one so you better be ready.

Rules:

 * 1) You have free will for your character, you can not make an npc do something or change the setting to your own will, that is the gamemaster's job.
 * 2) DO NOT change anyone else's story unless you are gamemaster, you are in your own story and not anyone else's, though you may converge at some point if you happen to get into that setting.
 * 3) DO NOT change anything any of the gamemasters have put down.
 * 4) Be a good sport, please. No cursing or being mean to other players, unless it is in the story, but no outside talk from the game of being mean to other players.
 * 5) Okay please dont be super overpowered and do whatever you please.
 * 6) Have fun!!!

People joining:
Ash6861

Shin

A guy who is awesome and has a very very long name

ilcad bitches

Aether

darcy

Cant

BrutusJacks

Ash:
You wake up in a dark classroom with no memory on how you got there, you look around and it appears to be a math room with no windows just one door leading out.

I go out the door

'''You go out the door into a surprisingly crowded hallway, everyone is yelling at each to move, fights are breaking out everywhere, books and other school supplies flying all over the place. What do you want to do?'''

I grab a book and throw it at people's heads.

'''You pick up the biggest book you can find and throw into the crowd it hits a random kid in the head and he turns his head towards you. He then comes walking at you extremely angry and ready to fight.'''

I grab another book and throw it at his head

'''You grab another book and Throw it at him as hard as you can but he catches it before it hits him and flings it back you. What do you do?'''

I catch it and throw it back, but this time harder.

You throw the book again, this time he doesn’t catch and he falls on the ground.

I grab lots of books and continuously throw them at people until they all die.

let me spin a Wheel to decide if you kill him!

you grab up a bunch of books and just keep throwing them at him hoping he will die, after about 5 books you run out of big hardback and are stuck with the shitty paper ones, which gives him time to get up and run away.

oh. i guess I just steal all the books I can and run away with them.

'''run away? Ash. There’s only one way in and out. So if you want to go somewhere then you have to go into the dangerously crowded hallway.'''

that's what I've been doing! i throw books as weapons, and I shield myself with books for defense! I AM FREAKING UNSTOPPABLE! I AM BOOK BEAST!!! HAHAHA! THEY CAN'T FUTZING STOP NOTHIN', I'M RUNNING THROUGH ALL OF THEM!

'''you run right into the crowd with a handful of books screaming your battle cry. You don’t make it far though. You are practically being suffocated by the crowdedness so you can’t really move your arms to protect yourself with books.'''

I dig a hole with my books and crawl under the people.

ash… you can’t move your arms.

I eat my books and slowly become larger. My obesity makes people uncomfortable and they get out of my way.

'''You start eating your books and people look at you weird, then they start to do it too, because it looks “cool”. Now everyone is eating their books and everyone starts to get bigger and the hallways are getting more crowded. Until the walls break from the pressure and the school crumbles, luckily you survive since your thick coat of blubber made all the rocks bounce off you.'''

I roll around like monkey ball the heck out of there.

'''you start to roll around the rubble of the building until you’re out. Now what?'''

I throw up all the books. I then tape them to my arms and use them as wings to fly. I soar and look for anyone familiar.

'''how? How can you fly with books? That’s not possible! Well… neither is anything else that happened. You grab some tape and tape the books to your arms and fly! Looking for someone familiar, and then your books fall of your arms and you crash Into a school and right into a crowd of angry kids swarming Darcy, darcy is frantically trying to fight them off. (You may now answer on Darcy’s prompt if you want)'''

'''You know, death is a funny thing, especially when you think about what happens after death, luckily for you though, you don’t have to wonder because you’re experiencing it! Ok, well not really. But close enough though.'''

'''You hear a low voice echo around you“Do it, before it’s all gone” then you wake up in a pool of water “mama! I think he’s dead!” A boy calls out. It’s raining and You’re still dizzy and your vision is stilled blurred from what you just experienced, you wonder what he meant by “your own universe” you start to think of parallel universes and all that stuff when someone runs up to you. “Are you ok?” She asks.'''

my life almost ended, and I’ve never kissed a girl. Also, it’s a parallel universe so why would it matter if I ruin my reputation here? I start to make out with the girl

'''you don’t know where you are or what just happen so you decide to make out with a girl who’s over your age? A mother of a child? No, that’s not the right thing to do, but this is your adventure…'''

'''you shoot up onto you feet and begin to smother the mother (ha, rhymes…) with love and affection. For some reason, she’s into kissing little boys (why? I don’t know, everyone on this wiki is obsessed with stuff like this) so now you two are making out while the kid is just watching, speechless.'''

I didn’t know it was an adult! I snap the woman’s neck. How old is the kid? And what’s their pronouns?…

ash, it was obvious the girl was a mother…

'''You suddenly realize what you are doing and you grab the girl by the neck and it, which kills her. The little boy looks at you in horror and starts to run.'''

I look around for some books.

'''you are in the middle of a parking lot and it’s raining. There aren’t any books around. All there that there is is a bunch of cars and a grocery store.'''

I check cars to see if there are any books in them.

'''why books? Are you hoping to become fat again? You check some cars but find out that they are all locked'''

i walk into the grocery store to see if there are any magazines or something like that.

Also, I fixed the table of contents, your welcome.

'''You walk into the grocery store and see people shopping but there’s nothing on any of the shelves. You see people grab items out of thin air and put it their cart.'''

You have mental issues. I grab an item from the air from someone else and then crush it.

'''Crush the item? So you want to perform a felony? You weirdo. You reach into someone cart and crush it before their eyes. They look at you with a cold expression on their face and then grab you by the neck and start choking you.'''

I grab an invisible book and slam it on their face

'''You wave your hand in the air behind you, hoping that you grab something. But you feel nothing.'''

I panic and grab at the person's lower body half to shock them. (is this a guy or a girl?...)

you grab at their lower half hoping to mess up his focus but he takes your hand and snaps it out of place and he biting punching you in your face, you are now helpless as you rethink your life choices…

I take off all my clothes.

'''You can’t do that. You are being choked, you are helpless.'''

Shin:
'''Your mind comes into focus as you are running down a hall for a reason you don’t know, you look behind you and see nothing or no one, you seem to be in a empty school. confused and tired you sit on a near by chair, wondering what to do next.'''

I go into one of the rooms

'''You go into the nearest room which is the gymnasium. though the room is dark and feels empty, You see a class going on, they are playing indoor football (soccer)'''

i hate soccer so I go into a different room.

'''When you turn around to leave the room you notice that the door you came into has suddenly vanished. Now you think your going insane.'''

I probably am loosing my shit. So in my state,I eat the wall to MAKE a door. Work smarter, not harder

uhh yeah… because we all know that works, except for one small problem… the material of the wall… so you start to chew on the wall and you’re getting nowhere, kids stop and look at you as you attempt to chew through drywall.

(ash can eat books but I cant eat wall? favoritism at its finest ig)I throw some drywall at the kids and yell at them to mind their business. I grab some heavy object from the gym and try to break a hole in the wall.

wrong prompt, SOTI. Wanna answer mine?

'''oh shit, yeah… definitely… you grab a chunk of drywall and throw it at the kids telling them to mind their own business. They start to cry because of how mean you were. You look for some kind of heavy equipment to break the wall then the room starts to flood with the tears of the kids.'''

I drink them to stay hydrated. As the kids cry more, the drywall becoames wetwall and breaks

'''does everyone here have some kind of mental disability? Why would you drink the tears of children? Do you know how salty that is? … whatever. You drink as much tears as you can until you can’t drink anymore, then the walls breaks from the water and know the school is flooding.'''

I channel my inner dolphin(yes i know what dolphins do) and swim around the school and look for ILCAD or ash

'''inner dolphin… yeah, that makes sense. You swim swim around the flooding school, you don’t find ash or ILCAD, but you do find a very attractive guy drowning. Do you want to save him?'''

Sure, what the heck. What else am I gonna do in this school?

You successfully save the cute boy.

I ask him who he is

'''He suddenly gets nervous and says that he doesn’t quite remember. (Also all the water has drained.)'''

I ask him to atleast TRY to remember.

'''he stands there for five minutes just staring at you. Hoping that you would change the topic. Then he pushes you to the ground, turns around and runs, and jumps through a portal.'''

A guy:
Your with your best friend Candice playing Uno at his house, your Mom walks into the room and tells you it’s time to go home and get ready for school tomorrow, even though everything is normal, you feel like something is off and you’re having trouble remembering who the people are around you.

ILCAD:
'''You are vandalizing the school when you phone rings, you realize that you’ve never owned a phone yet there’s somehow one ringing in your pocket. what do you do?'''

I would vandalize the school. Answer the call

'''You continue to vandalize the school as you answer the call on your phone, you hear someone whispering something in another language followed by a short scream and then they hang up. You think it’s just a prank call so you go back to vandalizing the school until you run out of spray paint.'''

What am I, a 80s punk? No, I place bomb threats, not spraypainting crap. I guess just leave school

Fine, you find a conveniently placed bomb and throw it in the school, the school then crumbles to the ground and people start screaming.

I then yelll aluuha akbar and throw muslim bibles at the survivorss(I can't spell quron).

'''ill pretend that I understood what you just said. Throwing bibles at people make them angry, especially Muslim bibles, they yell some Christian Bible verses at you then charge after you.'''

I take out an ak-47 and start shooting them all down. Jesus also comes back to earth and joins me in the fun

of course, Jesus loves partaking in shooting Christians…

Jesus falls down from the heavens with his holy Ak-47 and joins you in shooting down the mob.

I want to join jesus so i do a suicide bomb

'''a suicide bomb? So you just want to kill yourself? Cool. You strap bombs to yourself and run into the crowd and explode. You are now dead, congratulations.'''

Aether:
'''You wake up in the nurses office extremely hungry and thirsty, you walk out of the nurses office and spot A girl walking around aimlessly which is weird considering it’s like 5 in the afternoon, school should be out, but why are you still here? You try to call her attention but startle her and she runs away. Do you run after her or continue to look for something to eat?'''

You are flooded out by a big wave of water and drown.

Darcy:
'''You are in a brightly lit room, with no windows, no doors, no color, practically nothing, you seem to be in some kind of white world. The only thing in this white would is an alarm clock sitting on a big ht stand that reads “1:00”. You don’t have a lot of options here, do you fiddle with the alarm clock or just wait for something to happen?'''

i’m gonna sit down and wait

'''you sit down next to the alarm clock and just wait and wait, Nothing is happening. Do you want to continue waiting?'''

yes

'''You continue to sit there for another hour until the alarm clock starts to go off, and now reality is shifting around you. You see so many people at once, you seen people dying and being born, you see People cry and people love, people being killed and people being the killer. You are seeing everything in a mere minute when everything stops and you now waiting in a lunch line at a school.'''

Uh wow im gonna sit at a table and ponder what I just saw

'''you sit at a table and ponder your sanity for a while. “What’s gotten into you Darcy? You look like you just saw the miracle of life” a girl sits next to you who you don’t recognize.'''

I ask them who they are and what their name is

“You know who I am” she tells you

well ok then I guess ill attempt to tell them what i saw

'''she stares at you for a long time. “Ok” she says and goes back to eating.'''

ok then im gonna wait until lunch is over

'''The bell rings and everyone gets up and goes back into the lunch line. You’re confused on why everyone is getting back into the line.'''

im gonna atempt to leave the lunch room

you leave the lunch room, where do you want to go?

outside

you go to the front doors and try to go outside but the doors are locked.

im gonna find the nearest fire extinguisher and smash the door with it

'''You find a fire extinguisher and break through the door, the an alarm sounds. And you are suddenly swarmed with people. “You can’t do that kid.”'''

im gonna pull out my old reliable uno reverse!

'''how is that supposed to work? Using a dead meme to get out of a situation? Whatever, you go into your pocket and pull out an uno reverse card. “No, you can’t do that!” You tell them, waving your card around. They look at you and each other confused, and keep heading towards you.'''

Ok then ill try hiting them with the extinguisher

'''you bozo, you had to drop the fire extinguisher to grab your uno card and kid took it! You’re defenseless. But the good news is that ash crashed down from what seems to be the heavens and is not beside you.'''

okay my head hurts can I just run away through the hole I made?

you try to climb through the hole you made but the people drag you back in, they want to fight you.

''guys its me its ash uwu lol xd I'm finally here I grab books and throw them at Gen Z children nerds. They don't know how to read though, and their heads blow up.''

im gonna ask them why i cant go outside

''Why ask that? I killed them all with books. If you don’t believe me, I can show them an analog clock and ask them to read me the time which would also blow up their heads.''

you cant kill them all with books ash, that’s not how it works!

ok Darcy, you ask the crowd why you can’t go outside and they tell you it’s because they will miss you, then things start to get emotional.

I pull out a book about letting people go.

their lying noone would miss me. i punch one in the face

ash takes out a book about letting people go and starts on page 1.

'''darcy runs over and punches one in the face for some reason, but you made a mistake of going to close to the crowd. They grab you and drag you away.'''

ash you can choose to go after Darcy or go back to your prompt.

I continue reading my book on letting people go, hoping that it will help the group let darcy go (both literally and metaphorically)

'''Ash, one of Them turns around and charges you with a knife, you try to defend yourself with the book but he dodges and stabs you with it. “Go back to your universe you bitch” then he twists the knife and your vision goes to a blur. you try to mutter some question about what he means but you can’t make out any words, you’re just stuck watching them drag Darcy off as you sit there helpless, then you fade away…'''

(Go back to your prompt ash)

im gonna do nothing and see where they take me

'''they drag you into a dark room filled with a bunch of weird technology you have never seen before. “Look at what you’ve done.” One walks over to you. “You think you can travel through dimensions without any consequences? You made my world unstable with your nonsensical dimension hopping, now we have to kill you before things get worse” He takes out a knife. What do you do?'''

i will attempt to destroy one of the machines they showed me

'''you push him away from you run over to one of machines and start to pound on it. “What the hell are you doing?” He yells at you, he runs over and tries to pull you away. What do you want to do?'''

throw it at him

'''throw what? You have nothing in your hands.'''

the technology i was wrecking

'''You can’t even pick up the machines. So you can’t throw them. You try to throw some loose metal scraps that you pulled off but it cuts your hand and now you are bleeding, like a lot.'''

well crap i geuss I surrender

you realize there’s not much you can do, so you hold up your hands and surrender

yup

Cant:
'''You are on the roof of the school building about to jump when you stop yourself and wonder what you are doing here. Your about to turn around when you are pushed from behind and fall, while falling you manage to grab branches as you fall through the trees and save yourself from dying, and you are somehow perfectly fine. What do you do?'''

Climb off the tree and take a branch with me.

you break of a small branch and climb down the tree, the sun is setting and you are starting to get cold, do walk back into the school or find somewhere else to warm up?

to the school

'''you walk into the school and are greeted by the principal. “Who are you” he asks'''

”The new kid. I walk into the English class before anymore questions arise about me.

'''“Now just a minute” he says yanking you back to him. “I don’t know about any new kid here, so I’ll ask again, who are you?”'''

I fake a name. “Connor Tocchen Thisen” (not my real name I just remixed my username)

'''What a weird name, you really expect him to believe that? Well guess what, he does. He lets you go into English class, you walk in and take a seat as the teacher talks about verbs and whatnot.'''

I take notes and then ask to use the restroom.

you take notes and ask to use the restroom, the teacher says yes.

I go to the janitors closet.

you go into the janitors closet and see the janitor drinking all of the cleaning supplies, “wanna join?” He asks you

I accept. However, as soon as I pick up a bottle of bleach, I run off with it and stuff it in my pocket.

you run off with the bleach, now what do you want to do?

Pour it into a glass and pass it off as water. I go back to the English room. I give it to the English teacher.

'''you poor it in a cup and run back into the classroom and you give it to your teacher. “Wow, look what you did” she drinks it all down and continues to teach.'''

I pretend to take notes.

you don’t have anything to take notes with.

I grab some paper.

'''paper… yeah grab some paper. But you don’t have a pencil'''

I grab a pen from my pocket, because who needs pencils?

'''you don’t have any of that! You have no paper and no writing supplies. You have nothing!'''

I walk up to the teacher, take his pen, and stab him in the throat. I walk out with that pen. There, ya happy?

i will never be happy as long as I’m this wiki.

'''you walk over the teacher, rip the pen from his hand and stab him in the throat, causing him to bleed to death. All the kids are in complete Shock as you walk out the room. what do you want to do now?'''

I go to the teacher’s lounge.

'''you go to the teachers lounge and find it completely empty. No teachers, furniture, absolutely nothing! Well, besides a strange glowing portal.'''

I check for any loose floorboards.

You check all the floorboards as the portal hums a high pitch noise that messes up your thinking and soon you find yourself forgetting what you are supposed to be doing.

I enter the portal.

you attempt the portal and your reality starts bending and melting around you, you see colors and shapes that are so complex beyond a your mind that it makes your head hurt with immense pain, and then you black out.

'''You wake, in a dark blue room, and you see other universes through what look like windows. You see someone getting beaten the life out of them in a grocery store. You see someone lying on the ground. You see a dead corpse sinking in a pool of water. You see a destroyed city with bodies scattered over some rubble. You see someone with a bleeding hand surrounded by people. Finally, you see someone being held down by a doctor.'''

'''What do you want to do? Do you want to enter a portal to help someone? Or do you prefer to stay still.'''

stay still.

'''you are so boring! So many options and you pick the worse one?'''

You sit there, watching people being killed, helpless people… you decide not to intervene because you’re a bitch.

”you’re no hero are you?” A boy (about your age) walks up next to you, breathing heavily and watches the portals with you.

brutus:
'''You are going about your normal life, hanging out with all your friends, you got popularity, good grades, a girlfriend. Everything in your life is perfect. Until it wasn’t. You’re suddenly smacked in the back of your head as you wake up in a classroom. “Brutus, for the last time, no sleeping in my class” she teaches in her pocket and gives you a detention slip. “This is the 5th time this week Brutus” and hands it to you. All the kids around you are laughing at you, you don’t know what just happened.'''

I call the police at here for smacking me on the head and being abusive.

'''You attempt to take your phone out and call the police but she grabs your head and slams it to the desk and takes your phone “no phones in class Brutus, you know that” now why don’t you head to the nurses office on your way to detention. kids continue to laugh at you.'''

I grab her and do her to death.

'''My god, talk about earning that extra credit. You grab onto her and start to do her, you’re going all in and even managed to make the whole class join in too. After about 2 hours she dies. Congratulations, you just banged your teacher to death.'''

After that, I decide to get out of the school.

'''while leaving the school you get shoved into a locker, and it locks shut. You are stuck, now what?'''

Luckily, I have my titanium drill bit. I break through the locker.

'''wow, how convenient. You use the titanium drill bit and escape. You don’t see who pushed you in so you just leave school. Where do you want to go?'''

Mr Rosa's house. Ima bang his mom.

'''do you even know where she lives? Oh whatever this is your own little world.'''

'''you go over to mr Rosa house and knock on his door, his mother answers with the door. “Hello, who are y-“ you don’t let her finish, you immediately jump on her and start doing her.'''

Im having an amazing time and going all in.

'''Well sorry to ruin such an amazing time but she came prepared. She pepper spays you in your eyes and in your dick. You hurt all over.'''

I am a persistent boy. I keep banging her.

'''you keep going on for a long as you can, but that pepper spray really hurts so soon you have to pull out, she then grabs a pan and knocks you out. You wake up in a hospital. “Oh look who’s awake, the kid who banged a girl while being pepper sprayed, what a persistent boy, to bad what you did was illegal. The police are on their way” a doctor tells you.'''

I kick him and try to run away as fast as I can.

hes not fazed by the kick and just holds you down.

He has left me no other choice. I start banging him.

'''You fumble with your zipper to try and whip it out but he continues to hold you down and there’s nothing you can do. You are unable to bang him.'''

I dont wear pants with zippers. i am wearing sweatpants right now

Well here you aren’t wearing sweatpants.

'''You hear sirens in the distance. “You’re time is almost up” he tells you, and you see police gathering outside the window.'''

I obviously piss on him. its the only thing left to do