Fanon:Nate's New Girlfriend!

note: this is sort of a continuation of my previous story, nate and the gang meets adorabat. i recommend reading that story before this one.

after nate, francis, and teddy befriended adorabat, they've been doing everything together. then, on monday...

adorabat: okay, guys! i'll be going now! but don't worry, i'll be back in a week or so!

everyone: bye, adorabat!

adorabat was then sent back to her home dimension.

mao mao: so, did you enjoy going to different dimensions?

adorabat: yes! well, i only went through one. but i made 3 new friends! nate, francis, and teddy!

badgerclops: *munch!* you know, adorabat, *glug!* you can go through dimensions any time you want. it's *crunch!* really cool.

mao mao: stop talking with your mouth full!

badgerclops: you aren't my dad, dude. *slurp!*

mao mao: i'm stronger than your dad, so you better listen to me!

badgerclops: my dad's pretty buff, i dunno.

adorabat: eh.. um.. guys...?

mao mao: oh. right.

a few hours later, in nate's dimension...

ms. clarke: class, we have a new student. will you introduce yourself?

bethany green: um... hi. i'm bethany green.

nate: KA-BOING! she... she's so... h-..h-..h-...

HOT!

bethany went to her desk. and, coincidentally, her desk is right next to nate's!

nate: psst! beth!

bethany: hm?

nate: i'm glad you weren't here before december!

bethany: why?

nate: because there was this psychotic SOCIAL STUDIES teacher everyone hated!

bethany: wow! she sounds bad!

nate: she WAS! and, there was also this stuck-up girl in her class who LOVED her! she got expelled, though. and that teacher got fired!

bethany: woah!

ms. clarke: kids, pay attention, please. what color is this leaf?

nate (thinking): green... bethany green...

3 hours later, at recess...

francis: teddy, i think something's wrong with nate.

teddy: whaddya mean?

francis: the only thing can say right now is "bethany green." it's going on since 10am.

teddy: isn't bethany that new student?

francis: yeah. maybe he has a crush on her.

teddy: oh, please. nate would never have a chance at her.

francis: we'll see.

bethany: hi, nate. i was wondering if you could go to the valentine's day dance with me next week.

nate: b-b-b-bethany... a-asked m-me t-to the.. the... *FAINT!*

bethany: *looks down* is he gonna be alright?

francis: oh, yeah. he'll be fine.

nate: *gets up* i-i'd LOVE to!

bethany: great. the reason i asked you is because i want to get to know you better, nate. you seem like a nice kid.

nate: guys, pinch me.

teddy: why?

nate: just do it.

teddy: *pinch!*

nate: yow! so.. so i'm not dreaming...?

bethany: nope. this is real.

nate: *FAINT!*

bethany: again?

francis: i've seen this before.

next week, at the dance...

bethany: i'm here, nate. sorry i'm a little late.

nate: th-that's okay! want some fruit punch?

bethany: okay. thanks.

after nate gets the punch...

nate: here, beth.

bethany: thanks. do you... wanna dance?

nate: um... y-yeah! sure!

bethany: okay. let's go.

a couple minutes later...

bethany: you're... you're a really great dancer, nate.

nate: th-thanks! you too!

bethany: oh my, it's getting late. we should get going.

nate: oh! um... okay. bye, beth.

bethany: wait, nate. one more thing.

nate: huh?

bethany: *SMMMOOCH!*

nate (thinking): WOWZA!

bethany: goodbye, nate. see you tomorrow.

tomorrow...

nate: she kissed me. she kissed me. she kissed me.

teddy: nate's dating bethany now?

francis: i know. hard to believe.

nate: whaddya mean, "hard to believe"?

bethany: hi, nate.

nate: KA-BOING!

bethany: *smooch!* i just wanted to thank you.

nate: f-for what?

bethany: for being so nice to me. people 'round here have been picking on me.

nate: they... what?

bethany: yeah.

nate: i. will. destroy. them.

bethany: um... nate?

nate: sorry. i have some business to do.

randy: *chuckle!* hey, loser! where'd you get your clothes, the lost and found?

boys: heehee! hahahaha! good one, randy!

bethany: oh, shut up, randy.

randy: what was that?

nate: *YANK!*

bethany: i said shut up.

randy: ᵢ... ᵢ...

bethany: thanks, nate. *hugs*

nate: *BLLLLUUSH!*

bethany: oh, and randy, i'm glad you insulted my clothes. i was trying to look like you today.

boys: OOHHH SNAP!

a couple hours later...

francis: is that... adorabat?

adorabat: yup! it's me!

teddy: i thought you said you'll come back in a week!

adorabat: yeah, well... i missed you guys.

francis: anyway, you'll never guess who has a girlfriend.

adorabat: really? who?

francis: look over there.

bethany: hi, nate. *SMOOCH!*

nate: h-h-hi, b-bethany.

adorabat: wow! they look like really good friends!

francis: er... no.

adorabat: but...

francis: they're... y'know, together.

adorabat: i don't follow.

francis: y'know... an item.

adorabat: ?

francis: oh, nevermind.

nate: oh! hey, guys! beth, i'd like you to meet adorabat! she's a talking bat from another dimension!

bethany: wow! really?

adorabat: yup! i'm guessing there aren't many talking bats around here!

bethany: oh, definitely no!

adorabat: want me to tell you how i got here and where i'm from?

bethany: oh, i wanna know everything!

adorabat: everything?

bethany: everything!

adorabat: well, okay! see, i was born in a cave...

bethany: uh huh... go on...

nate, francis and teddy: oh, good grief!

THE END!