Community Activity:Story time! (1)

This is the first ever story time! Basically, you tell a story, and then people react!

Neptune_Ninja_Comics's story: Teachers denominate
It was seniors vs teachers on January 2nd, 2020. I was watching this unfold in the gymnasium at my school with my homies. There was 1 second left of the game, when the teachers stole the ball and one named Mr. Moomua shot it from halfcourt at the last fricking second and it went in. The whole school went insane screaming, and Mr.Moomua flexed on the seniors by hitting a woah.

Long story short best story ever.

Reactions:
Neptune- I was there

Henry Hudson: Lit teacher

Yoda- niec

ComicRater’s story: Weirdest School Moment
I was once in class and I got paired with this girl. Let’s call her Janella.

Janella was at my table, and I assume she had a cold or something, because she was coughing a lot. Cause I am sUch A gEntlEmAn, I was handing out cough drops to people who were sick.

I saw Janella coughing, and I asked if she wanted a cough drop. She said “No thanks, want a kiss?“

My brain literally froze. In my head I was like “What the hell did she just say?” What’s even more messed up is that she was IN A RELATIONSHIP AT THE TIME.

Eventually, she took out a Hershey Kiss and held it in her hand. ''Oh, she meant Hershey Kiss! ''I said no thanks, still a little confused. Idk why she said “Want a kiss?” Instead of “Want a Hershey Kiss?” It’s a stupid story, but I still think back at it sometimes.

Reactions:
bnb: You guys had relationships in 5th grade!?

Neptune: That girl is a frocking savagry

P-dog: #SendingMixedMessages

moon man: it's a trick people use, at first she ACTUALLY wanted to do it but when she saw your reaction...

TAC: haha I actually thought she meant a kiss for a sec, this got a laugh out of me

P-dogs Story: I got asked
One day I was randomly walking in the hallway of my school after lunch (4th grade), and my crush (lets call her >:/) comes up to me and says "P-dog (I will never say my name you creeps), do you want to go out?" and I just froze and slow turned around with my eyes open and was like, "Wa-wa-whatt?" and she just smiled and said that again, and then I spent like half of 4th hour in the hallway just standing there. Then I went to >:/'s locker and said ok. Then we went out until the beginning of 6th grade.

Reactions:
bnb: I dumped someone and got dumped lol (you guys went out in 4th grade, wow)

moon man: i knew p-dog had many babes and was very popular11!!!1

pdog: moon man shut up lol

TheAmazingCrafter’s story: High School Musical Chairs
If anyone is at high school, you might have “rallies” which are kind of like assemblies. The whole school goes to the gym and we do stuff that makes us more united. So there was a game the teachers set up, musical chairs, and they asked for 10 volunteers to play, and I got picked.

I got to the final round, me and this girl were in a showdown for the final chair, the whole school was watching. When the music stopped, I was behind the chair and I knew I wasn’t going to sit on it. So I picked up and moved the chair away from the girl, (she fell down to the ground), and I put it back down on my side and sat on it, and the kids went crazy, some even gave standing ovation. And I didn’t even get in trouble by the teachers.

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pdog: s  a  v  a  g  e

Henry Hudson's story: P-dog's school day
P-dog stepped out of his ferrari, trying to ignore the girls swooning at him as he walked through the parking lot.

"Hi, Pranava!" they all called in an amorous way. P-dog merely winked at them, causing a few girls to faint. Just as he was about to flex his bulging biceps, P-dog received a notification on his phone; it was text from his mother. Puppy-buns, did you forget to change your diaper again? Suddenly, P-dog's pants fell, revealing his brown-stained tighty whities. The boys laughed, but the sight of P-dog's enormous thighs caused the rest of the girls to faint.

"Hey, P-dog, did you crap yourself again?" mocked a skinny boy. He started laughing, but then P-dog punched him in the skull. The boy died instantly; blood poured out of his skull as the other students stared at P-dog in horror.

"Any one else wanna go?" he barked. A few boys cowered in fear. P-dog pulled up his jeans and went to class.

"P-dog, did you forget to finish your homework again?" yelled his math teacher. P-dog rolled his eyes and sat in his desk. "P-dog!" the teacher snapped. P-dog snapped. He picked up his teacher's desk with brute strength, and hurled it at his teacher's head. The angle of the throw was perfect; he had cleanly decapitated his teacher.

I will finish later.