How to make a sandwich

sandwich goes crunch crunch like cinnamon toast crunch. how to make a sandwich.

You like sandwich? Me too.
 * 1) Get your darn Thomas the Tank engine (SMILINGTHOMAS REFRENCE?) lunchbox butt and go to the darn kitchen. Or just get a women (sexism refrence)
 * 2) Drive to the darn beach with a cup.
 * 3) Get a scoop of dang sand with the dang cup.
 * 4) Get your sandy as- I mean butt back home, to the kitchen.
 * 5) Get some dang bread.
 * 6) Pour some darn sand in the dang bread.
 * 7) Put all of the dang ingredients you want.
 * 8) Hunt for a damn witch.
 * 9) Once you get the damn witch, go back to the kitchen and put it in the dang sandwich.
 * 10) You made a dang sandwich! Now eat it.
 * 11) Starting from here, are the correct directions:
 * 12) Get two pieces of bread, put all the ingredient you want in it.
 * 13) Maybe toast it.
 * 14) Eat it
 * 15) I said eat it.
 * 16) that's it thank you.
 * 17) Now order a free footlong on subway.