Fanon:Thomas and Wooden

Wooden, I still love you

This is a story about Thomas's first year in high school. He was pretty badass but one of the low class bullies. He was that guy who took all APs because of his Punjabi heritage, but still got Bs.

And then one day, his love life changed. A girl named Wooden transferred to the school. The rest is the story to behold!

Chapter 1: A Few Weeks In...
* RIIIINNNNGGGG*

It was 6:00 in the morning. Thomas woke up, thinking if he had finally gone insane and changed his alarm clock. But instead, he saw it was his phone ringing. He crept out of the bed in order to not wake up his dad, who was in the same bed. Then he went into the bathroom in the bedroom.

"Hello?" asked Thomas. The caller name was in the form of a phone number, so he couldn't find out who it was.

"Is this Thomas?" said a girly voice. "Or did I call ILCAD instead?"

"Ok, who the hell is this? Are you from the wiki?"

"Yeah, I guess."

"Are you one of those female users who rarely come?"

"I think so."

"Hm. So, where do you live?"

"I don't really think it's relevant, but Hawaii."

"Ooh, Hawaii? Can you send me a coqui frog?"

"Sure, they don't belong here anyway. And they stink up the streets."

"Oh, ok."

30 minutes later...

"Well, why are you calling me?"

"Oh, no reason. Someone just gave me your phone number."

"Alright. Even though I don't feel like it, let's keep in touch, ok?"

"Sure. Alright, see you soon, Thomas."

"Bye."

And Thomas hung up.

"OY, Thomas ! Come get ready for school!" yelled Thomas's mother

"Alright mommy, coming."

'''PACK MA BAG! BRUSH MA TEETH! FORGET MY... brea'''kfast...

Soon Thomas was off to school. "Yo, what's good, Thomas ?"

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