Profile: Gollum

Gollum is a GoComics user that has been on the site since 2015. He is known to be very vocal about his opinions and sarcastic. He reads Big Nate predominately (but sometimes reads Monty by Jim Meddick). He once finished reading all of the Calvin & Hobbes strips in one day.

Early Life
Gollum was born in some cave in some undisclosed location. None of that matters though. What matters is that he is born and he's Gollum.

Makes sense right?

Joining GoComics
He joined GoComics in 2015, (missing The Battle Of JimNat, though he would have been too young to have been useful and would have been indoctrinated to JimNat's terrible regime through the spamming propaganda).

In 2015, he was a young, fresh faced recruit, who had barely had any training in the internet world. This would be his first time commenting on a site.

He would start out innocent enough, (actual quotes) "It's my birthday today!!!!!!!!" or "First" or "Ohmuhgerd Lincoln Peirce you're amazing!!!!!!!!!!".

All I can say is that this Gollum was not prepared for the impending sh*tstorm that was awaiting him.

The First Blow Is Struck
One fine morning, on (insert date). Gollum was enjoying his daily GoComics visit and he read the strip (add strip link).

He sighed.

The quality of the strip was seriously starting to decline. This storyline (insert strip link) had been going on for months! It had barely gone anywhere aside from some cheap jokes! This was the time the comment section would be useful for him! He would now be able to communicate his ideas and opinions directly to the cartoonist himself, Lincoln Peirce! Except nobody cared (add link)

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