Kid Stealer and Iloccorb Dlareg: The Union of Two Families

Late October 2022 was pretty chaotic. After being dead for three months, the comment section had skyrocketed in activity. The cringe Man of the Lizards had been banned and the place was filled with trolls and spammers. It was perfect.

Then, in early November of 2022, Peirce decided to make an arc about Nate losing his gym shorts. I'm not even kidding. That guy has some serious issues. Anyway, many people were complaining about Francis' absence in the Halloween arc, so I decided to make the following comment:"'Y'all don't get it. Francis stole Nate's gym shorts when Nate had gone Trick- or Treating with Teddy and Chad.'"Pretty cringe, I know. But Iloccorb Dlareg replied with:"'I don't know why, but I laughed at that.'"Heck yeah. And then Kid Stealer replied to Iloccorb Dlareg with:"'@Iloccorb Dlareg I think I'm in love with you. I want to marry you.'"And Iloccorb Dlareg confessed his love for Kid Stealer as well. It was official. These two were gonna get married.

And we decided that I would get them married. Me? Vecna? Well, alright. No one really cared about the wedding, myself included. But a certain Smiling Thomas wanted to steal my job. I absolutely despise trains.

Anyway, Thomas failed to steal my job. The next day, the comment section was filled with posts expressing their thoughts on the wedding, for some reason. SOTI, our lord and saviour said something about the wedding being a waste of time, and I kinda agree. Anyway, it was too late, the day was here.

At 12 AM est, Kid Stealer and Iloccorb Dlareg were pronounced husband and wife. Just kidding. Iloccorb Dlareg didn't show up. We decided to do it tomorrow. They didn't show up again. I got annoyed and called it off.

Wait a minute Vecna, you can do that?

Not really, but they listened to me. It was finally over.

And a guy with a sonic pfp sued SOTI some days later. What do you want now, ?

What do you mean by 'Who the hell are these people?'

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