The Syobon Family Tree

This is the Syobon family tree. If u wanna troll with Syobon then look no further!

Arne Halfdana Grenkliar Jedi Üile Maximus Colonel Oompa-Loompa Arby Thor Amardala Honda Ruffle Syobon Frode-Erik
Arne Halfdana Grenkliar Jedi Üile Maximus Colonel Oompa-Loompa Arby Thor Amardala Honda Ruffle Syobon Frode-Erik is the head of the Syobon tree. She married the late Jo Syobon back in 890 A.D. Thus starting the family tree. Basically your grandma without the cookies.

Jo Syobon
Jo Syobon is married to Arne Halfdana Grenkliar Üile Maximus Thor Amardala Honda Cheeto Syobon Frode-Erik. They moved to Native America and started a family.

Syobon
The classic Syobon. Currently hospitalized and diagnosed with HIV.

sYOBOn1
AKA Reverse Syobon. From a parallel universe. He seldomly capitalizes his words.

Willie
This is Syobon's Australian Cousin. He reverses almost anything he sees.

Margaret Peters Syobon
Willie's wife and Syobon's wife. Recently had a honeymoon in Venice. Mother of 9 children. Remember to act like a Karen and you're good.

AriDaDDySYOBON
DaddySYOBONx is Syobon's father. He's usually drunk and his words are sometimes sexual and offensive.

Syobon Prince the first
Prince Syobon is the eldest of the 9 Syobon brothers. His name is Prince and he's a prince. All his words are misspelled. Act like OofBigNate and yeah

Lil' Tee-Diddy Syobon XYeet
Lil' Tee-Diddy Syobon XYeet is an unsuccessful rapper who lives on the streets. He copies the comment and then raps it out utilizing slang terms as well. Adopted by Syobon.

Count Von Percival Syobon
Count Von Percival Syobon is the grandson of Bob Syobon. His parents are Petrominous Syobon and Reumanosanus Syobon. He speaks old English like a weird ass mf.

Nam Nam pudding Dong Syobon
Nam Nam pudding Dong Syobon is Syobon's long-lost son raised in Korea by his parents Parker Kim and Kim Park. Write all your words in a Chinese accent.

𝕄𝕖𝕥𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕝𝕚𝕔𝕊𝕪𝕠𝕏
𝕄𝕖𝕥𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕝𝕚𝕔𝕊𝕪𝕠𝕏 is the cousin of Syobon. She plays Fortnite for a living and streams it on twitch.

Adolf Stalin Mussolini Syobon
Adolf Stalin Mussolini Syobon is the son of AriDaDDySYOBON. He was named when he was drunkenly watching a gulag documentary. ASMS is also a socialist. All words in german.

Bilbo Pevensie Jackson Potter Syobon
Bilbo Narnia Potter Syobon has amplified genes and can perform magic, open portals in wardrobes, teleport and is actually a half-god. Note that his large ego makes his words bold.

Bill Peters
Bill Peters works on a farm. He's actually a normal person. Father of Margaret Peters. Millenial hater as well.

Yo-Yo-Yo WHASSUP GUYS Syobon
Yo-Yo-Yo WHASSUP GUYS Syobon was named when her mother 𝕄𝕖𝕥𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕝𝕚𝕔𝕊𝕪𝕠𝕏 was streaming Fortnite when giving birth in the hospital. Yo-Yo's first few lines are always in caps.

Hody Syobon
Hody Syobon is the mother of Willie Syobon. Nothing much. You probably don't want to choose this character.