Fanon:Wiki wars!

Chapter 1
"It's goddam hot in here..." First-class Private Psycho said as he put on his parachute.

"Of course it is! It's late June and we just took off of BNCW headquarters in Kala, HAWAII! Not to mention the fact that this tin can of a plane has no AC!" command Sargeant Major P-Dog replied angrily.

"Jesus, P-dog! And I thought I was the crazy one!" Psycho replied.

"Excuse him, he's just salty after his spat with Pig Lover. We gave him the warning he's probably going to be demoted soon, so he's still mad about that." First Sargeant Henry added politely.

Let me give you an idea of what's going on. Everyone has just departed from headquarters to initiate project Syobon, an experimental raid Gehencraft, Germany. Most people are still preparing. Hopefully, all goes well, as this was a well-made plan, made by Henry, the other Sargeants, and the top dog himself, Seargent Major of the army, Swas. It would be a shame for his work to go to waste.

"WE ARE ALMOST THERE, EVERYONE!" Henry yelled over the sound of the jets.

"WE ARN'T READY!" most yelled back.

"WELL GET YOUR SH*T TOGETHER, AND MAKE IT SNAPPY!" P-Dog screamed at the top of his lungs.

Chapter 2
"EVERYONE READY?! WE ARE HOVERING OVER GEHENCRAFT!" Henry shouted.

"SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY PARACHUTE! I DON"T THINK I WILL BE ABLE TO GO!" Corporal Moon Man replied.

"THERE ARN'T ENOUGH PARACHUTES TO GO AROUND, ANYWAY! WE MIGHT HAVE TO POSTPONE THIS MISSION!" P-Dog Squawked back.

"DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! WHO ELSE BESIDES ME IS NOT P*SSYING OUT!" Henry shrieked.

"WE'LL COME!" Psycho and one other person screeched back.

"THREE PEOPLE! A THREE PERSON RAID! OH, F*CK IT! LET'S GO!" Henry opened the door and Psycho and his comrade (Corporal BNB) jumped out.

Henry was about to follow before P-Dog spoke up. "OY! I'LL SEND MORE PEOPLE OUT AS SOON AS WE FIGURE OUT WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING!"

"THANKS!" Henry yelled back as he jumped out of the plane.

Chapter 3
"(Halt!)" a guard said in his thick german voice as the trio ran up to the gates of the German war camp. "(What are you here for)?"

"Don't worry, I can speak a few languages, including German." Henry said. "(Apologies, friend! Just some Americ-!)

Psycho had kicked the guard in the face, rendering him unconscious.

"Grab the keys off his belt!" BNB whispered.

"(What's the hustle!)" one of the other guards yelled from the other side of the gate. That was before Psycho shot him with his souped-up Glock-19, of course.

"Psycho, stop hurting the guards! Uuugghh, nevermind." Henry hissed under his breath.

"Everyone in?" BNB said as held open the gate.

"Yep." the other two replied.

The raid was on.

(Note: anything in parentheses is in german, except this, of course)