Fanon:Coach John: Insanity

Note: All characters are fictional and do not exist.

This story contains: Lightsaber battle scenes and mild-violence, this is a parody of Star Wars.

Chapter 1 - Snapping
Coach John walked down the hallway after a gym lesson, he had assigned the students to do 200 wind sprints, but they had refused and done basketball. But for some reason, he didn't care. He had gone numb with emotion and wasn't his old-self after the local police department arrested him for tax fraud.

Then Coach John heard conversation from the students leaving the gym room: "Ha, you heard that stupid gym teacher Coach John, he actually wanted us to do wind sprits, what a loser."

Coach John had it, he went down to the principals office, and with his loud booming voice, he yelled at Principal Nicholas for 10 minutes about how the students didn't respect him. Nicholas stood up and stared into Coach John's eyes.

"You're fired, pack your bags, and get out of here."

Coach John went relentlessly and kicked stuff out of the way to his office, and shoved students out of the way.

He had arrived to his office, when he noticed that he had left his bag in the gym locker. When picked it up, the bag ripped and his items fell out of the bag. Coach John muttered under his voice curses when he spotted something.

Chapter 2 - A New Meaning
A lightsaber, he had never held one, and he ignited and slashed the wall, bricks fell down at once and created a loud crash. He also wanted to know if he could use the force, he force choked a complaint letter from the IRS with ease.

All of a sudden, Principal Nicholas barged into the room, livid.

"What are you doin-", but he was cut off, he noticed Coach John's lightsaber. Nicholas ran off, but Coach John ran after him.

Coach John constructed pure hatred in his mind for all the times Nicholas had yelled at him. Almost at once did Nicholas get pulled towards him, despite Nicholas attempting to let go.

Coach John looked into Nicholas's eyes, filled with pure fear. Coach John pushed him away, knocked out.

But this was not enough, he wanted to fulfil his pure hatred for the school. He went outside the school, and constructed a vision of the school collapsing, and with all of his power, Coach John pulled the roof down. He opened his eyes and saw the roof falling down.

He let out a evil laugh, but he was stopped almost at once when he noticed the roof stayed, as a matter of fact, it was repaired after a few seconds.

He noticed that Mr. Rosa let out the students, and after a few minutes, the school has been evacuated.

Mr. Rosa looked at Coach John and got out his own lightsaber, and ran towards Coach John. Coach John, dumbfounded, ran off, and pulled a car towards Mr. Rosa, who jumped and the car crashed into the fence, making the car alarm go off.

Coach John saw the police cars coming along, and knew he had to finish this off. He force-shoved Mr. Rosa into the concrete parking lot, knocking him out.

"Shoot him down!", yelled the police officers, and 10 bullets were shot at Coach John, but they were burned at the hands of Coach John's lightsaber. Coach John jumped over the fence and ran off.

Chapter 3 - The Destruction
Mr. Rosa had woke up, he was flat on his face on the concrete floor, he looked around and saw that Coach John had escaped. He cursed under his breath, and then looked around to see the school. It still stood up, but much of it was damaged beyond repair.

He entered the school to see much of it being broken, because of Coach John's damage to it, almost everything had fallen down. The tiles were either on edge or fell completely. The walls had looked like someone had drilled multiple holes in it, and the classrooms were crushed into rubble.

His art-room was totally destroyed, his art showcase had been damaged so badly. A lot of his pieces of art was now just rubble, and then he turned around. He saw the social studies room, not one bit of it had been destroyed, how could this be?

Mr. Rosa went into the room, and saw Ms. Godfrey, Mr. Rosa yelled her name and she turned around, but with a smile on her face.

"Ms. Godfrey, we must get out of here, this building will collapse!"

"I know that Rosa, but there is one thing. I will get out, you will stay here with the rest of the garbage."

She ignited her lightsaber, and force shoved Mr. Rosa into the doorway.

"You," said Mr Rosa, "is the one who gave Coach John his lightsaber?"

"That's right Ken, I gave him the powers to defeat Principal Nicholas, and nobody suspected anything!"

Mr. Rosa ignited his lightsaber, and Ms. Godfrey leaped up and slashed Mr. Rosa's leg, Ms. Godfrey went out for a second hit, but was force-pulled on to her blackboard, and the roof started to fall on top of the desks.

Mr. Rosa dashed out of the room, closely followed by Ms. Godfrey, and Mr. Rosa force-shoved Ms. Godfrey into the wall.

"Nooo!" she exclaimed and she got her hand out and attempted to force-pull Mr. Rosa to her, Mr. Rosa was stuck, but the roof was falling, and he had to do something.

Mr. Rosa force-shoved her to the roof, and ran out of the building, as he watched the roof collapsed.

Ms. Godfrey had been defeated, but he knew that this was not the end of Ms. Godfrey, or the Sith for that matter. He knew Ms. Godfrey had been trained, but by whom?

Chapter 4 - The Sith Lord
Back to Coach John, he had collapsed on a hill, nearly unconscious. He knew he had to go somewhere, but where? Where would he go? He was being hunted by almost everyone in the country.

He realized that there was someone behind him, he turned around, red hair, a black shirt, who was this person?

Then he collapsed, he was unconscious.

He woke up, his eyes out of focus, who was this person, and where was he?

My apprentice.. it was foolish of you to not finish off Mr. Rosa.. you have costed the survival of Jedi Order.."

"I'm no apprentice of you, I'm far more powerful than you.."

The Sith Lord laughed, and he brought out his hands and force-lighting attacked Coach John.

"Henceforth," said the Sith Lord, "you will be my apprentice, I will teach you the Dark Side of the force, the ways I taught Darth Godzilla.."

"You taught Ms. Godfrey," said Coach John, surprised, "YOU?"

The Sith Lord let out a laugh. “Of course I did, you fool. She was the one to give her spare lightsaber to you.."

"I am ready for your teaching, my lord," said Coach John, "but who are you?"

The Sith Lord took off his hood, and Coach John, with his mouth-opened, flabbergasted, could not believe it.

"It's... you?"

"Always has been.."

Chapter 5 - The Defeat
Mr. Rosa stood outside the destroyed building, walking through the rubble, he spotted Principal Nicholas, he ran over to him.

"Principal Nicholas, what happened?" exclaimed Mr. Rosa.

Principal Nicholas explained the story, about how Coach John had defeated him, and knocked him unconscious. When he finished, he collapsed. Mr. Rosa checked his pulse, no beats. Principal Nicholas had passed away, and it was because of Coach John. He knew what he had to do, he would follow Coach John from where he last saw him, he jumped over the fence, as Mr. Rosa remembered, he would do the same and attempt to follow him.

 Meanwhile.. 

Coach John was growing powerful, he had unlocked force lighting and was prepared to use it.

"Good work my apprentice.. when you defeat the Jedi, we will defeat all our enemies.."

Coach John had begun to force-lighting attack objects around the room, he was ruthless with it, attacking almost everything in sight.

"I sense the Jedi is advanced towards us, you must find him and destroy him."

"Yes, my lord," replied Coach John.

Coach John walked towards the the hill, it took him a few hours, and then he spotted Mr. Rosa, with his lightsaber.

Coach John extracted his hand and electrocuted Mr. Rosa, to his surprise, Mr. Rosa extracted his lightsaber and shoved him to the floor and slashed at Coach John's leg.

Coach John let out a yell of pain, and then Mr. Rosa pushed him down the hill and threw him on concrete.

"Finish him off, my apprentice." said the merciless Sith Lord.

Coach John got up and hit Mr. Rosa with a deadly blow, knocking him to the ground. Coach John continued slashing Mr. Rosa, and finally electrocuting him once more, Mr. Rosa got up, shoved Coach John up and ran.

"Kill him!" said the Sith Lord.

Coach John pulled Mr. Rosa to him, but was defeated as Mr. Rosa shoved him once more on to concrete, he was unconscious.

Mr. Rosa looked back, thinking Coach John to be defeated, and ran off.

"FOOL!" yelled the Sith Lord, slashing Coach John on his other leg, then electrocuting him once more.

"You are not ready to defeat the Jedi, so you will have to be trained, in the darker aspects of the force, using your lightsaber."

Coach John attempted to electrocute the Sith Lord, but missed and was electrocuted once more.

"You cannot win against me.. defying me will show your weakness.. you will obey me, always."

Chapter 6 - The Rise of Godfrey
Mrs. Godfrey was alive, but so close to the end, she had been crushed by rubble and left for death by Mr. Rosa. She opened her eyes and everything was blurred, but someone was coming to her.

Mrs. Godfrey woke up again, but in her house, to see her daughter: Katrina.

She saw her wake up, and said to Mrs. Godfrey, "Hurry up, we don't have much time, Mr. Rosa is looking for me and we must escape if you are to survive."

Mrs. Godfrey got up and ignited her lightsaber, but the crystal in the lightsaber was destroyed, and she yelled out a scream of rage. She clenched her fists, and the roof started to crumble, and Katrina ran out of the house, force-pulling Mrs. Godfrey alongside her.

They got out of the house when the roof collapsed, and a few kilometers away, Mr. Rosa saw her. He ran to the house, seeing that the roof had collapsed, but then spotted Mrs. Godfrey, and force-pulled her to him, though she resisted, she was too weak.

In a fit of rage, Mrs. Godfrey was captured by Mr. Rosa, and Mr. Rosa said "You're going to jail, and I'm going to make sure you don't escape," but then spotted Katrina running and with a yell threw her lightsaber at Mr. Rosa. Mr. Rosa yelped and a few moments later collapsed on the floor.

Katrina looked over at Mr. Rosa, and saw his injuries. Katrina said to Mrs. Godfrey, "there's no way he could have gotten all these injuries by duelling you, he escaped in time and the school didn't collapse on him."

Mrs. Godfrey thought about it, but then remembered he duelled Coach John, but it seemed Mr. Rosa had been force-electrified. This could only mean one thing, Coach John had done so -- and learned from, her master.

Her master had betrayed her, and she was going to teach him a lesson.

Chapter 7 - The Duel
It was nearly midnight, and Mrs. Godfrey had been walking the entire day, exhausted, but with her pure rage, she kept walking on, and on. Katrina was barely awake, and by the time they got to the top of the hill, she had fainted.

Mrs. Godfrey looked at her daughter, with pure disgust. "You are not worthy to me," she yelled "you are weak, and you will not get the glory, I will!"

Mrs. Godfrey moved on, and she spotted something. A hooded man, and he also had a lightsaber, he was the Sith Lord! He was all alone and extracted her lightsaber, ignited and with a scream of rage, ran towards the Sith Lord. She took the opportunity to seize the moment!

But she couldn't move...

"You fool.. did you really think I didn't know you would come here," said the Sith Lord, "but, I'll give you a fighting chance"

Mrs. Godfrey could move again and swung her lightsaber at the Sith Lord, left and right, but the Sith Lord kept dodging and dodging, and he swung his hand lightly and the lightsaber fell on the ground.

"You are weak, filled with uncontrolled rage, but you are weak, I will finish you off, and teach you a lesson."

The Sith Lord turned around, and flipped off his hood. Mrs. Godfrey was so surprised, she backed down and fell on the ground.

"Chad, you're the Sith Lord??"

"Yes, I have always been! I have been the one who led to the fall of Mr. Rosa! The rise of Coach John! But you are all fools, when I get what I want, I will crush you and I will be the ruler, there will always be one true Sith, me!"

He blasted Mrs. Godfrey off the ground and force-choked her. Chad let out a evil laugh, and threw her on the ground.

Mrs. Godfrey got up, ignited her lightsaber, and blew a heavy strike at Chad, but to no success, being blocked by Chad with ease. He swung the lightsaber on Mrs. Godfrey's leg, but was blocked and he was shoved back, but he stood his ground.

He force-threw his lightsaber at Mrs. Godfrey unfazed, but Mrs. Godfrey grabbed his lightsaber and stabbed the crystal. With a scream of rage, he force-electrocuted Mrs. Godfrey, and took her lightsaber. After he was done, he ignited her lightsaber, but before he could hit the final blow, the lightsaber was taken, and the lightsaber went to Coach John's hand.

"You're using me as a tool, I won't be a puppet of you anymore!"

"So be it, Jedi scum.."

The Sith Lord tried his signature trick -- the force-electrocution, but it failed. It was blocked by Coach John's lightsaber and despite his efforts, Coach John blocked all his tricks, force-shoving, force-pulling: everything.

Chad attempted to pull the lightsaber but Coach John was too powerful, he had to escape.

He turned around and started to run, and shoved Coach John to the floor, unexpectedly. He ran, and used the last of his power to force-run, and before Coach John knew it, he was gone.

Coach John ran after him, but to no success, but then red and blue lights started blaring in his eyes.

"There he is, said the police group, "and the Godfrey villain too! Handcuff them, and make sure they don't escape!"

Coach John tried to use the force, but there were too many lights blaring at him -- he couldn't concentrate. And before he knew it, he was in the police car, and he had police surrounding him, he could not escape this time..

Chapter 8 - The Arrest
Coach John had been sent to the top confinement center, and was sent to be executed for his crimes. He knew he had to escape to survive, but how would he do that?

One of the police officers was holding his lightsaber and talking to the other police about it, and they had laughed about it, saying how it was a simple toy.

Eventually the police went to the lunch break and two cops guarded the cell holding. But Coach John had enough, he force-crushed the rails on his cell, and the cell door broke open. The two cops noticed and attempted to finish him off, but he pulled one of the police and threw them at the wall and got his lightsaber, he force-pushed the other cop to a near-by desk, but not before the cop called for more reinforcements.

The other police rushed to capture him, he was being targetted, and he had to escape, he got his lightsaber and cut through the wall, but kept getting hit, he force-shoved them away and kicked down the now-broken wall.

"Don't let him escape!" yelled the cop, but Coach John crushed the security cameras, there was no way to see where he was now.

He decided to crush the other walls to break them up into groups to confuse them. He then set off the alarm, and dashed off, beyond sight.

' To be continued... '