Fanon:Saturn star and Broken world's clue hunt

Hi this is Saturn Star and the co-host, Broken World! I have come up with a codename for the 1st annual Big Nate Comments wiki Clue hunt! I have hidden five clues throughout the 423 articles there are. They will be hard to find, but when you do, you will be closer to solving this secret message that I have to tell you! So search! This is Saturn Star here! Go find those clues, as they are short messages, to tell you where to find a part of the secret message. Here is the message:

________'s _______ _____________ ______ ________ __________!

Enjoy the first annual clue hunt! This is Saturn Star and Broken World Signing out!