User blog:Swasimcool/The Spyroclub1 Roast

Hey.

Swayam Here.

So I've been seeing these blog posts titled "My opinions on users." Now this is great and all but I started to wonder something. Where's the negativity? I needed some in my life. And thats when I logged on to youtube (the place of all negativity) and saw that leafyishere is back, h3h3 is mad, Obama wants Biden for Prez and Idubbbz is now a simp. Simp means "squirells in my pants" by the way if you didnt know. Clearly Youtube has flipped over. I watched Leafy pretty much diss everyone who dissed him in the past. I was not done yet and so I went on to the wiki (also the place of all negativity) and pressed random page and it took me to this.

https://big-nate-comments.fandom.com/wiki/THE_GOLLUM_ROAST

It taught me that I needed to take out some of my negativity.

So thats why you are here right?

Anyways I decided to roast Spyroclub1 since I have nothing better to do.
 * Ok Spyro, I'm making this page instead of watching that stupid build swap.
 * Why is your discord name Smirky, did you smirk a lot as a kid. (Bnb told me I could use it)
 * Do you even play golf? Oh wait I forgot. You solve rubix cubes and call that a sport.
 * You were mad at Henry Hudson for having his own opinion for 6 MONTHS.
 * You wanted to get a president for A COMICS WEBSITE.
 * You made a chess page when anyone could just play chess on Chess.com
 * You badge gamed like anything during the summer cup because you were going to do anything to win it.
 * You're music is terrible Shawn Mendes. I haven't seen you make one good song.
 * You dont even love it when we call you senorita. What a lie.
 * Oh wait, do you think "We are number says is good?" What could be more boring?
 * You're ideas are unoriginal. All of you're competitions were based on another game.
 * You based a Saint Patricks Day competition on DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS, a game with demons when the whole point of the holiday is to honor Saint Patrick, a PREIST. ( i think)
 * You say you're neutral when it comes to polls. How do you explain this exerpt from you're profile "Made a lot of polls and skits... which Spyroclub1 really enjoyed and inspired him to make polls and skits."
 * You were inspired by A POLLER. (No offense to Clutch
 * You might think that I've forgotten about it but I still remember. You're Big Nate! (The user)
 * How do you feel? You were the first one who had a trial for having an alt on GC.
 * You're so bad at hiding that Big Nate (The User) is you're alt. I mean he used to respond to every single one of you're comments.
 * Now admit it. Is he your alt?
 * You've just been roasted.

If you felt offended by this Spyro please let me know and I'll be happy to take it down. This is a parody of Bn91's roast on Gollum. I wanna do another one of these if this does well. Credit goes to BNB who helped me with this and made the picture above. I hope you enjoyed and didnt get too cringed out. I dont mean any of these roasts except the Big Nate User ones.

Feel free to retaliate SmirkyWacky. :)