Fanon:The Adventures of SOTI and Squirrel

Soti woke up. It was a Sunday, so he needed to hit the gym. He decided to call up squirrel first. Soti then put on his crop top and rang squirrels doorbell. Squirrels grandma answered and try to cruicfy soti. Squirrel came out of the door and closet and told soti to meet him at the gym

"You finnaly decided to coem out of the closet Squirrel? It's been a year and we all know your a furry, we're proud of you being brave."-Soti

"Thanks non binary monarch, how is your hrt going?" -Squirrel

"Pretty good, but i'm scared thomas might rape me"-Soti

Cut to thomas chasing a women

"Get away from me perv"-Women

"No, my queen, step on me. Your whiteness makes me blush, your elegance, your grace, make me lust for more. I can feel my heart beat thumping, like how I imagine me and you "-Thomas

Women beats up thomas with the power of feminism

"Hey thomas"-Squirrel

"Hey guys. That was so badass"-Thomas

"He just learned that word"-Soti said whispering

"Who knew woman were fast, ha ha"-thomas

"oop, the police are comming. Hide squirrel"-soti

Squirrel hides in a garbage bin

Soti then uses his purse and smacks thomas bc thomas was looking at him.

Squirrel and soti got to the gym, and durring sotis 1st push up, the gym closed.

"Let's go home"-Soti

"Ok, but try to keep your head down"-Squirrel

Squirrel saw his uncle jamal pull out a pistol and start firring.

"It's a gang battle again"-Squirrel

"Is it always like this?"-soti

"Yeah, but on the brightside we get a day off bc of deaths"-Squirrel

"What's up ni-"Thomas said before getting shot by ten bullets.

thomas falls to the ground with a thud. squirrel and soti look at each other and roll their eyes. thomas mumbles his last word and his soul ascends to heaven. squirrel and soti ignore him.

uncle jamal drops his gun and jumps into his car, driving away. squirrel shrugs his shoulders and turns to soti. “um… yeah”. soti looks at thomas’ dead body, and then back at squirrel. “cmon, let’s go.”

they continue walking towards soti’s house in silence. suddenly, squirrel and soti spot mrlongdo watching “rent a girlfriend” (or whatever) on a crusty old ipad. “eww.” they look at each other and laugh. mrlongdo sees them and naruto-runs away.

as the two approach soti’s house, they notice something odd. it was quiet. too quiet. usually you could hear the screams of children coming from soti’s basement, but not today. squirrel and soti look at each other, but continue on.

they go up to the front door. “huh…” squirrel says. “i swear i hear music… and laughing…” soti look confused and slowly opens the door.

wooden greets them and laughs. “hey guys!! the wiki decided to crash at your place soti, hope that’s okay.”

soti’s jaw drops as he witnesses his whole house being destroyed by other people.

squirrel immediately runs in and joins the crowd.

soti steps inside and surveys his surroundings. quincy and ash are retelling the story of quincy’s super awesome mega cool soccer games to a bunch of others. oj man is consuming the two gallons of orange juice that was in soti’s fridge. apple juice person is crying under the table because there isn’t any apple juice in sight.

wooden is chatting it up with can’t and nour. shin and pog are in the corner, laughing and drawing happily.

a random weezer song (lets say… surf wax america) blares in the background.

Suddenly a van pulls up and ILCAD and a bunch more people along with some furries steal SOTI and start beating him up and shooting him. "We have found the devil everyone" ILCAD exclaimed. "in the name of mweblstan we shall kill him! mweblstan mweblstan mweblstan mweblstan mweblstan"

Thomas reincarnated and burst into the door and started to run over ILCAD with God Beloved Train. Everyone just stares at Thomas.

SOTI is unconcious. "those furries aren't mine guys," yelled squirrel.

"Thomas that almost cancels out everything you've done," said ash.

"Come on guys! we gotta get SOTI to the hospital!" yelled Thomas.