Fanon:Piggeni x Baguette

Fan fiction by Henry Hudson.

Piggeni x Baguette
 Piggeni opened the oven door just as the baguettes cooked to perfection. “Ahhh,” he moaned as the warm scent of baguettes filled the kitchen. The baking sheet slid smoothly out of the oven. Four golden, fresh baguettes awaited Piggeni. He slid his fingers across the baguette; the outer texture was rough but, at the same time, incredible. Piggeni grabbed a bread knife and sliced the baguette in half. The sound of the outer crust snapping was orgasmic. So brief but, at the same time, extraordinarily euphonic. The first bite brought a soft, warm loaf into Piggeni’s mouth. With every bite, he imagined himself in a graceful utopia. The texture and flavor were nothing short of breathtaking. Each bite was better than the last. The sensation of the baguette was ravishing. Piggeni savored every last bite of each baguette. He experienced the beautiful texture and marvelous flavor of every final crumb. Not the slightest crumb of bread remained in the kitchen. Only the smell lingered, transforming Piggeni’s kitchen into a savory paradise. The next batch of baguettes would be ready soon. Piggeni waited with limitless enthusiasm for his next heaven-like experience of a French baguette. The end.