Community Activity:The event

Inspired by Ash. So I’m just going to paste from his thing

Ash here. Here's one of those weird "choose your adventure" "dungeons and dragons" weird whatever crap. The prompt will be released when the event starts. It will be Big Nate related.

Ok,so basically how it works is everyone has their own story, and I, the gamemaster, basically tell them what could happen and they are free to choose whatever they like, so it's kinda like dungeons and dragons in that sense.

also a little thing to add is that this is going to be crazy, yeah… i'm Using my whole imagination on this one so you better be ready.

Rules:

 * 1) You have free will for your character, you can not make an npc do something or change the setting to your own will, that is the gamemaster's job.
 * 2) DO NOT change anyone else's story unless you are gamemaster, you are in your own story and not anyone else's, though you may converge at some point if you happen to get into that setting.
 * 3) DO NOT change anything any of the gamemasters have put down.
 * 4) Be a good sport, please. No cursing or being mean to other players, unless it is in the story, but no outside talk from the game of being mean to other players.
 * 5) Okay please don't be super overpowered and do whatever you please.
 * 6) Have fun!!!

Sign ups:
MrLongDo

Squirrel

Chaos

Cant

Ashaniel

Thomas

Ilcad

Kitnite

23Aee

Wooden

Vecna

Mrlongdo (gay name tbh) ikr?
'''You wake up in a prison bed, you have a faint memory about robbing a yogurt bank but it all seems so blurry. You get up from your bed and look around your cell. There’s a small desk, a toilet, and you have a bunk mate. (You should name him jerry)'''

I become Gerg Heffley

No.

I start hating on women.

Squirrel
'''So you’re at the biggest international gay transgender furry convention (you’re very popular there) you’re sitting behind a desk signing autographs. That’s all. Nothing special happens.'''

I decide “screw SOTI, he’s unloved” and shoot SOTI. He no longer controls me. I become an acclaimed actor and writer.

'''you stop what you’re doing and yell out “screw Soti! He’s unloved!” You then grab out a conveniently placed gun and attempt to shoot at soti. But Soti isn’t there, what a shame.'''

i drive to the dumpster that soti lives in and gun him down. i go back to my house, which is a mansion, to celebrate his death.

'''Millions of dumpsters In the world and you expect to get lucky at one and hope I’m in it living with the rats? This is going to take a while for you.'''

soti specified which one he lives in on the wiki, so i killed him

'''You know the dumpster I live in? That’s so cool. But it’s so far away from where you currently are.'''

don’t care. I still fly there and kill you

'''Yes ma’am! You float into the air and fly all the way to a very particular dumpster and open it and you see…'''

'''Nothing, damn. I wonder why, maybe he’s because I’m not home right. I’m at the grocery store. Come back later.'''

i set a bomb that is triggered when it senses neglected children. when you get back from the grocery store, it goes off, killing you and your raccoon wife

'''You’re going to kill my wife? What did she ever do to you? This is completely inhumane!'''

it doesn’t matter, because you’re both dead. I return to my mansion and celebrate. The whole BNCW comes to the party (minus you because dead)

Chaos
'''You’re in the middle of a big street riot where people are chanting to raise tax prices on everything, you don’t understand why because who would do that? You look around and see an empty sign, and a filled sign saying “raise taxes, lower wages” what do you do?'''

I join them.

'''I don’t see why you riot about this kind of topic, but that’s just what happens. You pick up the sign and you start chanting. Then because of inconsistent story telling, the cops suddenly show up. And they start getting their guns out, now what?'''

I knock them out with my infinite charisma.

I hate to break it to you, but a wooden sign doesn’t work very well against a wall of guns

I just go home.

Cant
'''You’re in a bubble drifting into the sky. How did you get there, why did you get there? Do you wish to pop the bubble?'''

I wait until it's low enough for me to pop it and not break any bones.

The bubble is drifting upwards, you aren’t getting any closer to the ground.

I pop it.

'''You pop the bubble and fall into a river, how lucky is that? It’s not lucky because you’re right in front of a bunch of rapids, and there’s rocks. What do you do here?'''

I swim to the side of the rapids.

'''How strong are you can’t? Well it probably doesn’t matter, this is a story. You swim yourself to the side of the rapids and do whatever else it is you do to get out of the water. You find yourself on land. You’re in a forest right now. What do you want to do?'''

I pull my phone out of my pocket and open Google Maps.

'''Phones? Phones don’t exist here.'''

Then I just walk in a random direction

'''Do you want to put your fate all up to me? Ok! You follow the river because basic human survival taught you that or something. You walk for hours and fine nothing. That’s a shame. It’s all empty, you aren’t even in a forest anymore. You’re in an endless Field and you somehow wandered away from the river. You are completely lost and have no sense of direction, you can’t even see the sun in the sky since it doesn’t appear to be there even though it’s day time.'''

I walk in what I think is the opposite direction.

'''You turn completely around in the direction you can only hope to be where you came from and continue wondering in that direction. While walking the scenery changes once again and your on a train heading down into some cave surrounded by hot lava, you look around confused on why you suddenly just ending up somewhere completely different, what do you want to do?'''

I wait for the train to go into the lava and then jump into it

You want to jump into the lava?

I change my mind. I just stop the train.

You run to the front of the train and you see someone already there standing behind the driving thinking about their next move, what do you want to do?

I demand them to stop the train.

You see him run to the smoke box and you tell him to stop the train, you also say the same thing to the driver who just ignores you and continues driving.

Ash
'''You’re camping with your very best buddy Mweble. You both are having a wonderful time doing whatever people do these days, when out of no where Mweble comes up with a challenge where whoever survives in the fire the longest gets 2 1/2 Pennies. Do you accept the challenge?'''

I tell Mweble I'll only accept the challenge if he records it for an epic youtube challenge

'''Mweble agrees to film this challenge and post it on his epic channel with over 1 million subscribers. He tells you to go first. Do you go first?'''

I go first and make a really quirky expression for the thumbnail

Ash, we all know that popular YouTubers use ai to generate quirky YouTube thumbnails.

'''You walk up to the fire with the heat burning your skin and you jump into it. You stay there for a total of how ever long it takes you to die in a fire. Congratulations, you died. But on the bright side, Mweble got some epic content for his YouTube.'''

'''You wake up in the hospital because your story isn’t over, Mweble is sitting next to you and when he realizes you’re awake, he tells you that the video went viral and that you’re a national celebrity known as “insert name here”. What do you do with this information?'''

I give mweble a huge hug and start to cry on his shoulder, thanking him for this opportunity

'''You jump up from your hospital bed to give Mweble a hug but he pushes you away, “ash you idiot, I’m not your mother” he then gets up and walks out of the room, disappearing into a crowd that seemed to have just a appeared. The crowd is big and they have flooded into your room “omg you’re “insert name here!” I’m so happy!” And some others are saying “hey “insert name here” that was so cool what you did” what do you do in this situation?'''

I thank them all, but I push them aside. I need to find mweble and tell him something

Why did I add Mweble to this..

'''You try to push past them but they crowd you asking for autographs and pictures, and you see Mweble slowly getting lost in the crowds, I guess this is what it’s like to be famous, you’re drowning in attention, literally, you’re drowning in people. too bad it isn’t woman because you would be living the life. What now?'''

I email Mweble about my idea for a musical

He declines the musical.

I get depressed. I realize that thanks to an ammendment, I can make a parody of mweble and it'd be legal so I start a kickstarter for all the fans of "insert name here" to donate to to fund the mweble parody musical.

'''You make a Mweble music parody, but because you used his name he comes to your house and stabs you in your sleep. (This is why we hate Mweble)'''

'''You wake up! It’s a brand new day! You get up out of bed, you eat your breakfast and head right out the door to head to school. You meet up with your best friend “insert best friend name here” you then go to “insert school name here” and go to your class, while sitting in class your friend comes up with an epic blow up the school prank, he hands you an explosive and tells you to do what you need to do, he then runs off out the door.'''

I get out my camera and do the prank. I post it on tiktok with some subway surfers gameplay. hopefully it becomes the next big prank

'''You record it and post it on dumb stupid tiktak app and your video gets 10 views! Sadly those views were from the police force and you are now the most wanted man in America. Congratulations on your stupidity once again.'''

I email my bestie Mweble about the situation I'm currently in and ask him to help me out

You search your email for someone named Mweble but he doesn’t appear to be in your contacts, and after your mental breakdown you hear the police knocking on your door.

I let the police in and file a missing person report, Mweble is lost!

They aren’t worried about some kid called Mweble and instead put you in handcuffs and walk you out to the car.

I try to explain to them that my best friend mweble is lost and hasn’t been answering my emails. I also tell them that they can’t arrest me, I’m not a minority

They don’t listen what you’re saying because their busy arresting you to worry about some random kid, they then take you in for questioning and ask you why you bombed the school.

I frustratingly explain to these BOOMERS that it was just an epic tiktok prank.

'''You tell them how you only did it for a tiktak prank, they look at you angrily, they are about to start lecturing you about your stupidity when someone Bursts through the door and says that there is this unknown person going around destroying the town. The officer who was watching you runs out the room and leave you there handcuffed to the table alone.'''

my tiktok ADHD kicks in and I start biting on the handcuffs. I shout out to the guards, "YOU NEED TO LET ME GO!! MWEBLE NEEDS ME!". I start banging my head against the table just to give me something to do. I have reached my dramatic low point.

Thomas
'''It’s your lucky day Thomas! You’re in a train! Actually I lied, it’s not your lucky day because you find out that this train is leading straight into hell, there’s not much you can do here. You can wait and go to hell like a man or try to escape.'''

I go to the front and apply the brakes. After that, I kick out the driver and reverse from hell.

You run to the front of the train and try to open the door but it’s locked, what do you do?

I run to the back and jump off, then I transform into Thomas the Tank Engine and try to couple up to the train.

You run to the back of the train and before you jump you realize the train is driving right above a pool of lava.

It's not "driving", it's "running".

I jump onto the TRACKS since it's not covered with lava. Then I transform into Thomas and try to stop the train.

“It’s not driving, it’s running” god Thomas you’re such a train nerd. Fuck me no thank you I'm gonna come to your house

'''Anyways, after you notice the train driving over the lava, you see that the rails aren’t submerged in the lava, so you just right on it without hesitation, spoiler alert. The rails are hot, like very hot. You land on one of the rails and you immediately burn all over, you are in so much pain that you roll over into the lava for the sweet relief of death, as you fall to your death you take one last glimpse at the train driving away in the ash coated air as you plop into the lava and die…'''

'''It’s scary seeing how dumb everyone is. I thought I could drag this story out without people making suicide attempts. I guess my dreams are too big for this wiki.'''

'''You come to your senses back in the same train, since technically you didn’t die since to be on the hell train you would have to already be dead. Is there anything you want to do differently?'''

I put on some heat resistant boots that transform into heat resistant wheels when I transform into Thomas. Bite me.

Now, I'm completely unstoppable!

'''I love how realistic you are with all this, but where exactly are you planning to get these heat resistant boots you so badly crave? Do you expect to grab them out of thin air? Come on Thomas, work with me here .'''

Just move the hell on.

'''Move on where? You want me to magically give you the boots? Don’t put all your faith into me, I could sabotage you because that’s just who I am. So let me give you an outline. You are in a train heading for literal hell. You can either stop the train or continue riding this free express.'''

IM GONNA STOP THE FUCKING TRAIN!!!!

That’s the spirit Thomas! Thanks! '''You get some epic motivation and run right into the front of the train and bust down the door to the front cart of the train. There you see a demon driving the train. What do you want to do?'''

I want to beat him up and kick him into the lava. So that's what I'll do!

'''You sneak behind the driver and jump right on him and kick and punch him but he just grabs you unfazed and throws you behind him, you’re rolling across the ground and you’re about to roll off the train! What do you do Thomas!'''

I give him a quiz on trains to see if he knows.

First question: Besides water, what fossil fuel do trains need to move?

'''I ain’t doing your dumb train quiz Thomas. My god I can’t believe how much of a train need you are. Can we do something that actually makes sense?'''

What the hell this does make sense! We're doing the quiz or else.

'''I’m not taking a train quiz. Let’s stick with the event ok Thomas?'''

Alright fine.

Alright so what do you want to do?

Man I hate you so much SOTI. I just copied and pasted a line that YOU typed. Then I made a NEW ANSWER!!!!

Wait, I've got an idea. I go to the front of the train and open the smokebox door.

You go to the smoke box door and open it but you hear someone behind you telling you to stop the train, what do you do?

I give them the middle finger and say, "Jump into the lava."

Then, I open the smokebox door, and throw as much coal dust as I can. Then I close the door. I hope this slows the train down.

Kitnite
'''You wake up at night next to you cat. You’re in your house,'''

I pet the kitty and grab my shotgun because im American

LIFE

Shin:
'''You’re sitting in class. The teacher is talking about how republicans are better than democrats.'''

I go ":3" to my classmate sitting next to me

'''You turn to your classmate and as you look into their eyes you start to slowly deform your face into a “:3” shape, the kid next to you is traumatized as your face changes. He gets up and runs out the room screaming.'''

I turn to my other classmates and :3

'''This is crazy, you turn to your classmates and stare them all dead in the eyes as you deform your face once again into the “:3” shape. Congratulations, you just traumatized a whole class of kids. This is insane.'''

I walk out of my classroom and look for the fellas

Fellas as in men?

sure whatever. I gain a posse of sigma males by pretending to like The Bachelor and be confused about cars.

You try to get some fellas but everyone is scared of you and your morphing  face.