The BNCW User Battle

Ok so this is something I'm doing cuz I'm bored so yeah.

Alright here are our contestants!!

Contestants
Zach (QF)

Spyro (QF)

Swasimcool (QF)

Garf (Out)

Younglings (Out)

Salty (Out)

Awqua (QF)

Moon (Out)

p-dog (Out)

CC (QF)

Pl (Out)

BNB (Out)

TAC (Out)

Yoda (QF)

Happy (QF)

Henry (QF)

The first battle
 Tac VS Awqua 

The battle begins

TAC starts throwing Big Nate books at Awqua.

Awqua gets hit a bit but still has a lot of power left.

Awqua unleashes a move of writing sentences like this.

Hi I'm Awqua I Like Eating Cake.

TAC starts to get woozy but doesn't give up Tac throws Mr. Gaffneys at Awqua and Awqua gets buried.

Awqua brings out his sentences and makes them run away..

TAC then gets so frustrated seeing those sentences he pulls his hair off and gives it to a pet monkey in a zoo.

Basically he lost.

''' The Winner Is Awqua!! (See what I did there lmso) '''

The Second Battle
 Swasimcool vs P-dog 

Swasimcool starts using water gun at p-dog.

But p-dog's rock hard abs aren't affected at all.

P-dog keeps on flexing while swas tries to use earthquake.

P-dog just steps on him and keeps on flexing those humongous muscles.

Now p-dog attacks Swasimcool.

P-dog punches and punches but misses.

Swasimcool keeps on running around in circles with tremendous speed.

All P-dog can do is watch him.

P-dog eventually gets dizzy.

Swas uses stone edge and defeats p-dog.

The winner is Swasimcool!

The 3rd Battle
garf vs yoda

Garf is being lazy just sitting down eating lasagna.

While Yoda rises with his holy blade.

Garf starts throwing plates at Yoda.

Yoda dodges them and starts attacking.

The orange cat then starts to be annoying and try to annoy Yoda to death.

Luckily it doesn't work.

Yoda throws several Quincy's at Garf and Garf is in excruciating pain.

Yoda takes out his blade and delivers the final blow.

The earth shakes.

''' The winner is Yoda! '''

The 4th battle
 Salty vs Spyro 

Salty starts out with a flurry of throwing nintendo switches at Spyro.

Spyro gets Marty's golf clubs and throws them at Salty.

They both miss.

Spyro breathes fire at Salty and gets a hit.

While Salty sprinkles salt all over Spyro and gets a DIRECT hit.

However Spyro isn't done.

Spyro goes to the Impostor State.

He is now even more powerful than Jimmy.

Spyro wrecks Salty with 69 elephants on top of her head.

And wins.

''' The winner is Spyro! '''

The 5th Battle
 Happy vs BNB 

Happy is an apple

BNB is a baseball.

Happy throws worms from his core at BNB.

BNB jumps up and down and dodges.

BNB tries to ram Happy out of the park.

But Happy summons the apple gods to save him.

BNB summons the baseball gods to save him.

They battle for 68 hours straight.

Then happy finds a bat and whacks BNB even though he doesn't have arms.

BNB bites happy because his pfp has a mouth.

BNB gets hit for a homerun.

''' The winner is Happy! '''

The 6th Battle
 Henry vs TheYounglings 

Henry throws Appa plushies at Younglings.

Younglings falls down.

Younglings tries to throw a wooden board at Henry but misses.

Henry gets more Appa plushies and keeps on throwing but also keeps on missing.

TheYounglings then goes onto the attack.

He gets Henry super low and henry is almost one shot before dying.

Henry starts to run.

Younglings chases.

Henry gets tired but knows he can't give up.

He unleashes his secret move.

He generates a HUGE CALCULUS TEXTBOOK AND SLAMS IT ON YOUNGLINGS FOR THE WIN.

''' The winner is Henry!!! '''

The 7th Battle
 Moon Man vs CC 

The man jumps off the moon right on top of CC but misses.

CC throws little BMO toys at him.

Moon starts throwing Moon rocks right at him.

They both miss.

Moon then picks up the moon and tries to slam it on CC.

He somehow misses yet again.

CC starts running.

HE meets a giant roblox noob and orders him to attack moon man.

Moon Man one shots the noob.

Moon man picks up the moon and throws it high in the air.

It isn't seen for 5 minutes staright.

Moon Man grabs CC and starts punching him.

CC is super duper low.

Moon starts celebrating.

But then the moon he threw in the air fell on top of him.

Oof that must have hurt.

''' The winner is CC! '''

The 8th Battle
 PigLover vs ZachoWott 

PL gets his lightsaber out.

Zach gets his scrawny arms out.

PL tries to attack Zach.

Zach's hands break PL's lightsaber into have.

PL find death starts and throws them at Zach.

Zach is hit by basically all of them.

PL throws a lua book straight at Zach's heart.

But Zach screams "OH JIMMY"

Then a buff cat with rock hard abs comes and rips the lua book in half.

The cat bulges his his humongous muscles and starts flexing.

He then punches the Pig and the pig jumps in mud.

The mud heals him.

The cat throws more punches but to no avail.

The Pig tries to punch the cat.

But he broke his hand because it was rock hard.

''' The winner is Zach! '''

This concludes the round of 16.

Quarter Final Match 1
 Awqua vs Swasimcool 

The battle begins

Recently the mudkip evolved into a marshtomp.

Awqua starts screaming bad grammar at people.

Swasimcool IS So Cool And Rcb Sucks anwn.

This breaks the Marshtomp's ears.

However he still keeps fighting.

The Marshtomp uses stone edge.

A direct hit!!!

Awqua unleashes his notebook on Swasimcool

It makes the Marshtomp so mad he rips the notebook into shreds and attacks awqua.

Awqua runs.

Swasimcool catches him and uses rock slide on him.

Marshtop evolves

To Swampert.

He gets a free mega stone.

''' The winner is Swasimcool!! ''' He's moved on to the semifinals!