Fanon:Calvin & Hobbes

Some parts of the article may have been copied from the movie and Wikipedia while I tried not to, so any of you here please help me edit this article and film to make it more original, thanks. - Smith ghast4 Calvin & Hobbes is an action comedy film based on the beloved comic strip by Bill Watterson. It will be released on Paramount+ on May 5, 2025. It takes place 40 years after the comic's start date, and is a parody of the film Hobbs & Shaw, after the popular reception of the parody poster made by u/PatchClark on Reddit.

Plot
In London, Hattie and her team of MI6 agents attempt to retrieve a programmable supervirus dubbed "Snowfake" from technoterrorist organization Etheon. Moe, an Etheon operative with cybernetic implants that allow him to perform superhuman feats, arrives and kills all the agents except Hattie, who injects the only dose of Snowflake into herself before escaping. Moe frames Hattie for killing her team and stealing Snowfake, forcing her to go on the run.

Shortly after the confrontation against cyberterrorist Cypher, Calvin and Hobbes are both informed of the missing virus and are reluctantly recruited to work together to track it down. After a brief meeting at a CIA black site at Leadenhall Building, Calvin goes to Hattie's apartment for information, only to get attacked by Etheon operatives, while Hobbes manages to find Hattie; after a brief scuffle, he brings her to the CIA office, as Calvin then arrives and informs Hobbes that Hattie is actually his sister. The office is attacked, and Hattie is taken by Moe, whom Calvin recognizes as an old bully-turned-enemy he'd previously shot and supposedly killed. Calvin and Hobbes pursue and rescue Hattie, and during an ensuing car chase in a McLaren 720S, manage to escape from Moe, who crashes into a double-decker bus. However, Moe frames all three as traitors via Eteon's control of global news media.

The three locate Professor Ronald, who explains that he created Snowfake to efficiently deliver vaccines, and to prevent Etheon from using the supervirus to eradicate humanity, Hattie, while the virus is still dormant, must either be cremated or have the virus removed with a specialized extraction device, which is located in Etheon's special facility in Chernobyl, Ukraine. Although Hobbes was briefly detained due to Calvin making him use a fake alias, the three manage to travel to Moscow. After rendezvousing with Calvin's former flame Susie to rearm in Moscow, the three infiltrate the facility. They manage to retrieve the device before escaping; however, Ronald is killed, and the device is damaged during their escape and the facility's destruction.

Hobbs takes the trio to his tiger home in Samoa to visit his estranged brother Jonah, a talented mechanic, to get help repairing the device and lay low before confronting Moe again. Hobbs has a tense reunion with his family, but Jonah is eventually persuaded to help them by their mother. The makeshift battalion prepares for Etheon's arrival, setting up a variety of traps around the island. Jonah successfully repairs the device and starts the virus extraction, just as Moe and his army arrive. In the ensuing battle, all of Moe's soldiers are defeated, whereas the tigers suffer minimal casualties. Moe recaptures Hattie via helicopter; however, Calvin, Hobbes, and the tigers bring the aircraft down. Working together, Calvin and Hobbes defeat Moe, who is remotely terminated afterward by Etheon's unseen director. The director sends a message claiming to know Hobbes and intending to persuade him and the Deckard siblings, while they promise to find the director; the group then celebrates their victory.

In mid-credits scenes, Hobbes brings his daughter to meet their extended family in Samoa; Calvin and Hattie are implied to bust their mother out of prison; and Hobbes receives a call from his partner, informing him that he had broken into a facility and discovered another virus worse than the Snowfake virus. In the final post-credits scene, Hobbes secretly has the London police set on Calvin in retaliation for Calvin's pranks, but Calvin becomes his superhero alter ego, Stupendous Man, and it was revealed that this whole movie was from the imagination of 6-years-old Calvin from the original comic.

Cast
All reprising their roles since the original film:
 * Jason Statham as Calvin Deckard, a 46-years-old mercenary formerly with British Special Forces and MI6 after he and her younger sister Hattie moved to the UK, he remains friends with Hobbes and joins forces with him to protect Hattie.
 * Dwayne Johnson as Hobbes, a tiger who is a former DSS agent assigned by the CIA to work with his human friend Calvin towards stopping Snowfake.
 * Idris Elba as Moe Brixton, a cyber-genetically enhanced terrorist working for Etheon and former MI6 field agent who has a bullying history with Calvin.
 * Vanessa Kirby as Hattie Deckard, an MI6 field agent and the sister of Calvin, who is being hunted by Brixton. She was born on April 18 1988 (same as her actress), two and a half years after the original timeline for the comic.
 * Eiza González as Susie Derkins / Madame S, a high-profile thief, friend and former lover of Calvin, who used to be her bully. She was held captive and cryogenically frozen for 10 years, which explains her younger appearance.
 * Helen Mirren as Magdalene "Maddie" Deckard, a criminal and the mother of Deckard and Hattie. After her husband (and Calvin's father) was shot dead by burglars in late 1996, she tracked down those burglars and murdered them in revenge and has been arrested and imprisoned ever since. Once Calvin turned 18, he and Hattie moved to the UK to distance away from Maddie.
 * Cliff Curtis as Jonah, Hobbes' estranged eldest brother, a mechanic and the computer genius of the tiger family.
 * Joe "Roman Reigns" Anoa'i as Mateo, Hobbes' brother.
 * Josh Mauga as Timo, Hobbes' brother.
 * John Tui as Kal, Hobbes' brother.
 * Eddie Marsan as Professor Ronald, a two-time Nobel Prize-winning scientist who created the Snowfake virus.
 * Eliana Su'a as Sam, Hobbes' daughter.
 * Lori Pelenise Tuisano as Sefina, the mother of Hobbes and matriarch of the tiger family.

Transcript
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Parents' Guide
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