Fanon:What if Yoda bullied Ak-Elfs out of the wiki



what if yoda bullied ak elfs out of the wiki? well ur about to find out

Chapter 1: Reference
yoda hates generations that are younger than his. everybody knows that. when younglings and moon man came here, yoda decided that this was enough and started to bully them. unfortunately this did not work and they thought that yoda was their good friend. so he thought of plan 2: oof big nate. he told the staff that he wanted to troll the wiki because it was very funny, and with the staff on his side, oof big nate couldnt get blocked.

chapter 2: childhood
perhaps one of the reasons of why yoda was so damaged was because of his childhood. One may simply assume that one day, Yoda decided that it was not fair that the muslims could avoid eating steamed ham on thursdays and eat cheesesteak, beginning to circulate his racist ideologies. Another may propose that Yoda is a time traveller, and sees how Gen-XY trashes the scrappy internet debris left over from his generation, causing him to begin brainstorming plans of mass-cybercide. Either that, or he's just one angry redneck.

chapter 3: doubt
A lot of people may ask; what is so significant about Ak-Elfs? why is the departure of Ak-elfs either a positive or negative thing? Well in case you didn't notice, Ak-elfs is currently wiki bureaucrat. fucking dumbass