Fanon:Joe Moraliste: Dimensional Traveler

Prologue - Ménhù 42
Over 10 million years ago, the universe was inhabited by unknown beings who could control the cosmos, with the power of a very strong element known as "Ménhù 42". It had the power to give the user the ability to travel between different dimensions. But, after the Big Bang, almost all of the known Ménhù 42 was disintegrated. But, only 3 pieces remained after the explosion no one knows where they are, but our unlikely gang of adventurers just may find it today.

Chapter 1 - The Temple
"The map says it's this way." Joe Moraliste said, pointing to the dark part of the swamp.

"Of course it's THERE." his best friend Nathan said. "Why do all the treasures in the world reside in dark places?"

"For the sake of adventure?" Palette gussed.

"I used to LIVE in a dark place" Gollum said, loading his shotgun. "It wasn't fun. stinkin' monsters everywhere."

"Guys, can we PLEASE focus on the mission?" Joe said to his fellow Anti-Polls. "It a big stone temple, so it's location SHOULD be pretty dang obvio-"

"I've legitimately been staring at it this whole time." ComedyP.

They all looked in the direction he was looking to see the temple spoken of by the Ancients.

Joe sighed as the 6 friends walked inside the temple.

After a long hallway, they saw a blue, glowing, rock sitting on a pedestial.

¨There it is.¨ Nate said. ¨The last known piece of Menhu 42¨

Nate walked towards it and tried to pick it up.

¨Nate!¨, ComedyP said. ¨Have you never seen Indiana Jones? We need to REPLACE It with somthing of it's exact weight or else, we all DIE.

Joe noticed a fedora on the ground (Which was being worn by a dead person).

¨Try this.¨ Joe said.

Nate grabbed it and took the Menhu 42 off the pedestial while quickly putting the fedora on it.

Nothing happened. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

Suddenly, the pedestial dissipated and the ground began to rumble.

RUN!!!¨ Hev1 shouted.

The temple was falling apart and the entrance was closing and they heard someone singing somthing.

¨HES NEVER BEEN A BOREHE WILL DRAW SOME MOREHE THINKS HES REALLY GREATPUT CHEEZ DOODLES ON HIS PLATE HES BIG NATE¨

Everyone covered their ears so they have to hear this abysmal piece of music.

Nate threw his Plasma Sword at the nearly-closed door and it stopped it from moving. They kept running, and they made it out of the temple.

¨Ugh, that was worse then when me and Palette where forced to hear a Vogan sing ¨The Raven¨ to us!¨ ComedyP said.

¨Well, through thick and thin, we got the Menhu 42!¨ Joe said.

Suddenly, a red aurora formed next to them and 2 all-too-familiar beings popped out of it.

"Miss us?"

"You..." Joe seethed.

Dorian Domanex and his demon associate, Zero, had returned.

"Hand over the element or face a grizzly end," Zero boomed.

Nate instead slammed his Plasma Sword on the ground, knocking them back.

"GO GO GO!" he shouted to the group.

The Anti-Polls kept running through the annoying swamp.

Dorian scrambled to his feet. "They're getting away!"

Zero floated upward. "Not for long, they're not."

Zero trapped the gang in a ring of fire. The Anti-Polls tried to use their powers to get out of the circle, but it was no use.

"Well well, well." Zero said. "Well ain't.....this PRETTY!" ￼

"It's a SHINY ROCK!" Nate said. "Why would you ever need this?"

"Don't play dumb with me, Wright." Zero said. "With that element, I could control the world! Better yet, the entire universe!"

"Now just give it to us and you can be on your Merry Little way." Dorian said. "Or we could do it the hard way."

Silence.

"Well, you brought this on yourselves" Zero said, as he chocked the Anti-Polls.

￼Joe's eye went yellow. He charged up his energy powers and unleashed a massive shockwave, dispersing the flames and blowing the bad guys off their feet once again.

"You want the hard way?" Joe sneered. "Come and get it."

Dorian jumped to his feet and tackled Joe. They rolled across the ground.

"You asked for it, my nemesis," Dorian grinned.

A blade protruded from Dorian's wrist. He swung it at Joe.

Joe activated his own wrist blades. He blocked Dorian's blade with his.

Joe lifted his feet and blasted Dorian in the face with his rocket boots. Dorian yelped in pain.

"Just like Big did," Joe said.

That set Dorian off. He lunged for Joe, but suddenly, Bender plowed into him, knocking him across the swamp.

"You can just settle down, buddy," Bender snapped.

Meanwhile, the Anti-Polls were continuing to fight Zero. And It wasn't going very well.

Suddenly, Nate had an idea. He swallowed a gigantic bag of Cheez Doodles and burped the orange fumes out right at ZERO.

¨OH, GOD!¨ Zero yelled. ¨THE CHEESE IT BURNS!!¨

¨Works every time.¨ Nate said.

Nate pulled out his portal device and replace his old power source with the Menhu 42 and opened a portal.

¨Everyone, IN!¨ Nate yelled.

Joe kicked Dorian and stunned Zero as they all went into the portal.

-

When Dorian and Zero came to their senses, they were shocked to see the Anti-Polls were gone.

¨Dammit!¨ Dorian shouted. ¨They got away!¨

¨We'll find them.¨ Zero said. ¨And then we'll hopefully kill them.¨

A red portal opened and the duo walked through it.

Chapter 2 - The Inter-Dimensional Hub
The 7 friends landed in a dimly-lit hallway.

¨Ẅhere ARE we?¨ Joe asked.

Nate just stared at the hallway in awe.

¨I can't believe this.¨ Nate said. ¨I always thought it was a myth!¨

¨You think hallways are myths?¨ Gollum said.

¨No, you IDIOT!¨ Nate said. ¨The Dimensional Hub!¨

Joe was confused. Nate grabbed a torch on the wall and walked through the hallway.

¨Let me explain¨ Nate said. ¨Y'see, when I use my portal device, I can only go to areas within the dimension it's currently in. It also drains energy, no matter what kind of source I use.¨

Nate motioned towards a portal frame on the wall.

¨Except when we use these Portal Walls.¨ Nate continued ¨And, unlike my very-random portal gun, you can set these Portal Walls to pretty much any coordinates for any dimension.¨

¨But how do we know what portals lead where?¨ Bender asked.

¨With the dimensional coordinates on these Portal Walls.¨ Nate said as he showed him a Portal Wall with a coordinates.

¨Grade-A explanation, Nate.¨ ComedyP said ¨ But Zero and Dorian'll are probably looking for us right now!¨

¨Let's try using one of these Portal Walls to get away!¨ Joe said.

Nate pressed his hand onto one of the portal walls, and a blue portal opened up They jumped into it.

Right after they did that, Dorian and Zero entered the Dimensional Hub.

Zero chuckled. "Fools. They forgot to close the portal."

The portal closed. Zero cursed loudly.

"Sheesh. You need to watch your language," Dorian told the demon. "And can't we just reopen the portal?"

"It won't spit us out at the same location they landed," Zero explained. "The destination will still be the same dimension, but the location in that dimension changes."

"Well, it's better than nothing," Dorian replied. "Open it up."

Zero used his powers on the portal wall, and the two bad guys walked into the red portal that opened.

-

"Where are we?"

Joe and Co found themselves in a cave

Nate looked at his portal device to find out where they were.

"Dimension X-52-7" Na￼te said. "Planet 20M813, Also known as the Land of Zombies."

"OK" Joe said. "Let's hope Zero and Dorian don't find-wait DID YOU SAY LAND OF ZOMBIES?!"

Suddenly, they heard groaning and many feet stomping.

The gang ran out of the cave to see thousands of Zombies.

"HOLY HELL that's a lot of zombies!" ComedyP shouted.

"Doesn't matter, we can take them!" Joe said.

He revved his weapon, but Bender stopped him.

"Hold it! Look at them!" Bender said, pointing to the Zombies.

The one he was pointing at specifically had blue skin and white spiky hair.

Joe couldn't believe it. "Big?..."

Bender pointed to another one. "And look at that one! It's Nate!"

The Zombie indeed looked like Nate. All of the Zombies had familiar faces.

Joe, Nate, ComedyP, Palette, Bender and Hev1 all looked at each other.

"I think we've entered an alternate dimension," Bender told the group.

Nate looked at his portal device. "Yup, it looks like this piece of Ménhù 42 is going to take us to different versions of our own universe."

"OK the-HOLY CRAP THEIR COMING' RIGHT TOWARDS US!!" Bender shoutd with fear. The zombies closed around them.

"Did you guys forget we have WEAPONS!?" Joe said. "GET THEM!"

Everyone re-revved their weapons and fought them. It was quite easy, considering the fact that zombies are shockingly slow and the best line of offense they had was a very weak punch.

Despite all this, they still had strength in numbers. Joe spotted a steep hill. He had an idea.

"Everyone!" Joe said, point towards said hill. "Get to that hill on the count of three!"

They continued to fight until...

"1...."

"2...."

"3!"

Everyone ran towards the hill, but Nate was falling behind. Suddenly, someone appeared behind him and and put a sack on his head. This made Nate faint and this figure ran away with him.

"Nice! We MADE IT!" Hev1 said.

"Hold up." Joe said "Where's Nate?" He spotted his sword on the ground.

"Oh, no..." Joe said. "What did I DO?!"

Chapter 3 - A New Friend.....For Some
Nate awoke strapped to a chair with titanastone restraints, still with a sack on his head.

"Oh, so your up." A feminine voice said, as she was sharpening a sword. "Now START TALKING!"

"Wha-what?" Nate said. "What are you talking about?"

"Don't play DUMB with me!" The shadowy figure said. "I want you to let my friends go!"

"Wha-What's going on?" Nate said. "WHERE AM I?!"

"You KNOW whats going on!"

After about 10 seconds of silence, Nate spoke up.

"Let's try this again;" Nate said. "Who ARE you?"

"You don't recognize me?" she said.

"All I can see is the inside of a sack."

This person took the sack off. Nate took a good look at this person. She had brown hair, a ponytail, and was missing a hand.

"Wait....RUBY?!" Nate said as his eyes widened.

"NATE?!" The girl said as are eyes widened as well.

"Who did you THINK I was?!!" They both said to the same time.

"I thought you were DEAD!" Nate exclaimed. "The Pollers attacked Nick-Nack! You were destroyed along with everyone else!"

Ruby stopped. "Everyone's... dead...?"

"You are the Ruby from my dimension..." Nate said.

"I used one of Francis' portal device prototypes to escape here. I didn't realize that they killed everyone else..."

She turned away from Nate. "Is there anyone that survived...?"

Nate hesitated. "Francis and Temmie."

Ruby fell to her knees.

Suddenly, they heard a banging sound on the door.

Ruby stood back up and wiped the tears of her face.

"We gotta hide" She said as she took a key out of her pocket. She unlocked the chains.

Suddenly, Joe busted through the door. and aimed a plasma cannon at Ruby.

"Let my friend go, OR ELSE!"

Ruby put her arms up, But Nate got in front of her

"Joe, STOP!" Nate said."She's my friend!"

Joe trusted Nate, so he put his cannon down.

"What happened?" Joe said. "Why did....this person kidnap you?"

"Actually, that's a good question." Nate said, turning towards Ruby."Why DID you kidnap me?"

"I....thought you were Dark Nate." Ruby said hesitantly.

Nate raised an eyebrow. "Who's Dark Nate?"

Suddenly, the rest of the Anti-Polls burst through the door.

Palette eyed Ruby, and her eyebrows lowered.

"Ah, Ruby." Palette said. "Haven't changed a bit, I see."

"Ugh, why are YOU here?" Ruby said. "Nate, how did you find her?"

Before Nate could answer, zombies began to burst through the walls, and surrounded them.

"WAIT!" Ruby said, stepping forward. She spoke to the zombies in groans, appearing to be communicated to them. They nodded their heads and walked away.

"Wha-What'd you tell them?" Joe said.

"I told 'em not to bother you guys." Ruby said. "I've been living here for over 200 years, you think I DON'T communicate with the locals?"

"Moving on, WHO ARE YOU?" Joe said, a bit tense.

"I'm Ruby, Nate friend back from Nick-Nack." Ruby explained. We've known each other since we we're 11"

"Oh, I know who you are." Palette said. "We're already great ENEMIES!"

Ruby rolled her eyes and walked over to a desk. She grabbed a lantern and a robotic hand, and put it on where her hands should go.

"Follow me" Ruby said, as she went out the back door of the cottage.

The gang followed Ruby into a cave. Ruby motioned towards some cave drawings with a ancient language.

"What is it?" Bender asked.

"A prophecy" Ruby said.

Ruby blew the dust of the wall and read the cave scripture.

"A day will come when a demon is released.

And if it's not stopped, all existence will cease.

But a man with courage and pride will need

To stop this demon's formidible deed."

Ruby stopped for a moment and showed them a drawing. It was a drawing of a red creature hovering over rotting corpes.

"Wait....." Joe said. "Is that....ZERO?"

Ruby nodded as she continued to read.

"The only way to beat it is with a magical staff

If someone finds it, they could kicked it's demon...."

The next word was scribbled out, but it was pretty obvious what is was.

"The staffs location is unknown by nearly all.

But a select few know, where they are is down the hall."

"Don't even bother looking down the hall." Ruby said. "There's nothing but a broken Portal Wall down there."

Nate eyes widend. He ran through the cave.

"I think we have a solution." Joe said. "We just happen to have some Menhu 42. Maybe we could power it up again"

"That...That's perfect!" Ruby said with a smile. They ran to Nate.

Nate pulled out a bottle, with a purple glowing liquid inside it.

“Menhu 42 is a weird little thing, and can change into different forms. Its currently in its ”Liquid” phase.” Nate explained, rattling the bottle.

Nate took off the cap, put a bit of Menhu 42 on the tip of his finger, and ran down the hall towards the portal.

He used the bubbly Menhu 42, and slid it across a stone frame.

”I know this isn’t the time, but can Menhu 42 have a “chicken wing” phase?” ComedyP asked Nate

Nate just stared at him, with a “Wtf dude” look on his face.

The stone frame started to spark weird purple stuff, and started to shake extremely. The gang stepped back, gawking at the sight.

The frame settled down, and opened a corrupted purple portal.

“SWEET HOME ALABAMA” ComedyP screamed as he bolting into the portal. Then it closed.

"Are you KIDDING ME?!" Joe said.

"I guess it has a capacity for how many people can go in at once." Nate said. "Good news; I know where he went!"

Suddenly Zero and Dorian burst through the wall.

"Well, well, well..." Zero said. "It appears that Dinsmore has led me right to my targets."

"Wait..." Dorian said counting. "Where's the stupid squid?"

"Hey!" Palette said. "That's my brother AND the owner of Moray Towers your talking about!"

Everyone's eyes widened.

Dorian facepalmed. "Look can we fight now?"

"Okay" Joe said, and they both charged.

They met at the centre of the room and clashed. Joe and Bender faced off against Dorian, and everyone else fought off Zero.

Bender rapidly punched Dorian in the face. "This is for fighting my dad for years!"

Dorian responded with a ball tap. Bender crumpled to the ground in agony.

Joe picked up Dorian in a yellow field, and slammed him into Zero.

"Sure, ruin our fun," Nate said to Joe.

"Hey, they're still hittable," Joe replied. "Knock yourself out. Or them."

He turned to Bender. "You okay?"

"MY FREAKIN' BALLS!" Bender cried.

Suddenly, Zero unleashed a shockwave, blowing the Anti-Polls that were on their feet off their feet.

"GIVE ME THE MENHU!!!!!!" he roared.

Ruby instead put her index and middle finger up to her forehead.

Zero clutched his head and screamed. "OH GOD WTF?!?!?!?!?!?"

Ruby grabbed Nate's portal device and shot at the portal wall, activating it again.

"Everybody through!" she shouted.

The Anti-Polls dove through.

"Open it again!" Dorian commanded to Zero.

"In a minute..." Zero moaned, still clutching his head.

Chapter 4 - A Buncha Stuff That Happened Next!
The group landed in another dimension.

"Ruby, what the heck did you DO to him?!" Nate shouted.

"I have the ability to inflict extreme damage to the mind," Ruby explained. "I just don't use it very often, because it takes a toll on me, too."

"Wow," Joe remarked.

He then turned to Palette. "Now you've got some explaining to do."

Palette sighed. "Yes, I do."

Everyone turned to listen as she continued. "I haven't been totally truthful with you guys. ComedyProfessional isn't just my scouting partner. He's my brother."

She paused, and then quickly added, "Well, my half-brother. About a month right before I was born, they adopted him, just in case "my marriage doesn't go well" and they could use him as a backup."

"Lemme guess." Nate said. "Zythar has forced marriages"

Palette nodded.

"I hate areas that do that." Joe said. "We should be free to love whoever we want."

"So anyway.." Palette said..... "We both ended up running away from the planet, but we got separated. It was only when we both got jobs as scouts on Planet GC that we found each other again."

Nate looked at his portal device to see where they we're.

"Dimension 65-Zeta-4, Planet "RAWR" Nate said. "In this reality, Dinosaurs were never wiped out, so the dinosaurs killed all the mammals."

Suddenly, a dinosaur walked up to them. They could see ComedyP on it.

"I am RIDING A STEG-O-SAURUS!" He yelled. Everyone facepalmed.

"ComedyP, get down from there!" Joe said. "This is an important mission!"

Suddenly, Joe wrist communicator rang, and he answered it. It was Mr. Purse.

"Anti-Polls," Mr. Purse started. "WHERE ARE YOU?! I thought you went on a small expedition to look for a rock or something!"

"We have "the rock", as your calling it." Nate said. "But now, we're running away from a new enemy."

"Well, while you've been doing that, we've got some troublemaker running about in the city!

"What?" Joe said. "Who?"

"He calls himself "Swarsh". Mr. Purse said. "And he is hypnotizing the people with the most annoying song!"

Joe heard the song in the background. It was the same song heard when they we're running out of the temple.

"We need you to come back!" Mr. Purse said. "The only defense we have left is Link, Gollum, Seven. and that team we saw for like 2 seconds earlier!"

"They're adventures would make a good side story." Bender added.

"Well, we'd love come back," Joe said "but then Zero and Dorian will track us, and they'll cause more havok on the city!"

"Well, get back soon!" Mr. Purse said."We're gonna need your help." The call ended.

"Well, what are we gonna do?" Nate asked.

"The secondary team can hold off that Swarsh guy for now," Joe said. "If we want to get back, we need to find some Portal Walls."

"You don't seem very worried about Swarsh," Ruby said.

"He's just a random troublemaker, he doesn't sound like he's on the same level as the Poller army."

"Anyways..." ComedyP said. "Let's hope that these dummies don't appear in the next 10 seconds and fight us again."

They saw that the sun was setting, and Nate let out a loud yawn.

"Ugh..." Nate groaned. "Why did we go to the temple at 3:00 AM?"

"Maybe we should set up a camp and sleep." Joe said. "I can put up a shield so Dorian and Zero can't attack us."

Everyone agreed.

---

"Keep at it, guys!" DarkLight said. "We gotta save the city fro-oh wait never mind he's dead."

"Soooo......." Link said. "Should find the rest of the team now?"

"Yeah" Gollum said. "We need to get back in the story."

---

As the moon took the sun's place in the sky, the Anti-Polls sat around a strange glittering purple fire.

Nate had managed to kill all small dinosaur for food. As they all ate, Nate turned to Ruby.

"Sooo....." Nate said. "Continuing my question from earlier; Why did you kidnap me? Who is Dark Nate?"