Fanon:The Comments Cowboys (A Comments Ninja Short Story)

= Authors’ Note = This is a short story within the Comment Ninja universe which has taken place after Comment Ninja 5

Christmas, 2019

Authors - Swasimcool, Neptune7Ninja2Comics, MintCrepe, Tophu

Thank you- Neptune

Chapter 1 | A Present
 

Neptune sat on the couch, eating red hot chips, and doing nothing. This was one of his favourite activities.

 

“Everyone, listen up!” Swayamplayz said.

 

Yoda, Neptune, Henry Hudson, Hatena and C_L all stood up.

 

Neptune tossed the chips on the couch and walked into the kitchen, where Swayamplayz stood, looking at a list.

 

“Ok, time for presents!” Swayamplayz announced.

 

“Who made you boss?” asked Hudson.

 

“I honestly don’t know.” Swayamplayz responded.

 

“Ohh! Can I go first?” Neptune yelled.

 

“Sure.” Swayamplayz said.

 

“Outside, everyone, it's time for amazement to happen!” Neptune yells.

 

Everyone rushed outside the base, and down the ladder to see what Neptune had gotten them.

 

“Just around the corner!” Neptune said excitedly.

 

“I can’t wait!” Flipnote exclaimed.

 

As the comment Ninja’s turned the corner, disappointment and confusion stumbled upon their minds.

 

“A rock!?” Yoda yelled.

 

“Yeah, it's the same big rock that i once ate a bag of cheez doodles on!” Neptune said.

 

“So?!” Swayam exclaimed.

 

“Cheez Doodles have been off the market for 4 years.” Neptune explained.

 

“Oh, um... uh.. good gift!” Yoda said.

 

“Did anyone ever notice that Nate and Chad disappeared after our first adventure? Well, its because cheez doodles! Cheez Doodles went off the market!” Neptune exclaimed.

 

“Well, thanks for the gift, but I’m freezing... lets head back in.” Swaymaplayz said.

 

“Yeah, let’s go back.” Henry Hudson agreed.

 

The Comment Ninja’s went back to the base, without noticing someone had slipped an extra gift in the base. It was a very special gift too.

 

Chapter 2 | The Game
“To Neptune and Friends.” the present reads.

 

“It doesn't have a name on it,” says Hatena.

 

“We know that, genius,” remarked Hudson.

 

Neptune opened the present and to his surprise, there was a PS4, Xbox One, Nintendo Switch, PS4 PRO, Xbox One X,Wii, and a Wii U. There was also 7 copies of the brand new hit game “Western Shooter”

 

“Wow, who sent us this?” questioned Yoda.

 

Swayamplays and Yoda took the PS4, Hudson and Hatnea took the Xbox One, and C_L and Neptune took the Wii U and the Switch.

 

The systems were already set up somehow, even though the boxes were never opened up and in good condition.

 

“Weird,” said C_L.“

 

“Look, there is a note inside of the Xbox One box!” Hudson exclaimed.

 

The note read:  “Load up Wetsern Shooter - Master Gsm3r”

 

“Who is Master Gsm3r?” Neptune asked

 

“I don't know.” said Hudson.

 

“I know!” exclaimed Hatena.

 

Everyone turned to him.

 

“Who is he?” asked Neptune.

 

“My Creator.” he said.

 

Chapter 3 | The Master Gsm3r
“The leader is here.”  Soldier 24 said.

 

“Send him in.” said Orangle.

 

Orangle was the leader of the gaming troops. Everytime the master gsm3r came, he made sure he could stay leader by keeping the troops in order.

 

However, a user by the name of pixelcrafting wanted the title, so he had tough competition.

 

“I see you are doing a good job, and that’s nice.”  The master Gsm3r said.

 

“Thanks, sir.”

 

“Sir,” said Soldier 24, “Something big happened.”

 

“What,” said Gsm3r

 

Hatena. It's time for him to return. We have been trying to reach but we cant. So we need your help,” said Orangle.

 

Master Gsm3r blasted Orangle out of existence.

 

“Why.. Why.. Did you do that,” said Soldier 24.

 

“Because, He was a waste of my time.”

 

“I guess I need a new leader of the troops now, and not that pixelcrafter girl.” Master Gsm3r said. “Any suggestions?”

 

“Member 72” said Soldier 42 off the top of his head.

 

“Yes.. bring me Member 72,” said Master Gsm3r. “You will be his chief.”

 

Now there was a troop member named member 72

 

This troop member was dragged into being a troop, taken by Orangle and turned into a mindless soldier. Except he somehow didn’t get brainwashed. He was actually on the good side of things, but was forced to defeat the greatest of heros, even Lordnour and Biggernate91. He had good instinct and skill, but was forced to use it for Master gsm3r’s own pleasure.

 

Member 72 arrived, thinking he had been called for yet another attack of some sort.

 

“You are the new leader of the army. For your first task, retrieve Hatena.”

 

“Yes sir,” said Member 72.

 

“Also from now on, I kinda want to be called M3.” Master gsm3r, now M3 said.

 

Member 72 nodded.

 

“From now on, I will be called 72.” Member 72 thought.

 

72 was ready for his mission.

Chapter 4 | Sucked In
 

“Let’s play these games!” Hantena exclaimed.

 

All of the systems turned on at once.

 

“Uh what,” said Hudson.

 

“Doesn't matter lets do this.” Neptune said in his serious game voice.

 

Then something strange occurred.

 

There was a blue substance coming out of the consoles that started to disintegrate them.

 

“Is this JUMANJI!” said Yoda.

 

C_L rolled his eyes.

 

Neptune pulled out his sword, and C_L grabbed a bomb from his backpack.

 

It was too late however as the blue substance has fully disintegrated them.

 

Chapter 5 | The Old West
A burnt cigar lay on the floor.

 

Then a hole appeared in the ceiling.

 

“What the,” said a voice.

 

6 people appeared on the floor.

 

“Uhhh,” said C_L

 

“Yall see this?” A cowboy said.

 

“Yeah boy I see tha people.” Another cowboy said.

 

“I think we are in the freaking game.” Swayamplayz said.

 

“It appears that way.” C_L said.

 

“Well now what.” Neptune thought aloud.

 

Suddenly a cowboy walked up to them.

 

“What the ?@#~ are you @#$!&? doing and &@#!$


 * 1) @$!%?&!” the cowboy yelled.

 

“Umm….alright then.” Neptune said.

 

The cowboy frowned.

 

“What I meant to say was $#%! this, i'm out.”

 

With this, the cowboy walked away.

 

The door swung open.

 

A figure with a fiery blade appeared.

 

“Where is Neptune Ninja?” said the figure.

 

Neptune almost uttered me when C_L punched him in the arm and instead Neptune stutterd.

 

“Hmm I think I know.” The figure said.

 

He threw his blade at Neptune, and it was so fast, Neptune didn't have time to react.

 

Except it hit Swayamplayz.

 

The blade stabbed him in the chest, and he fell to the ground, and faded to pixels.

 

“AHHHH!” Everyone screamed.

 

“Want to be next?” said the killer.

 

“THINK FAST” said Neptune as he whipped out a gun from his pocket and shot the figure.

 

“Where did you get that from,” said Henry.

 

Neptune laughed a little.

 

“Magic.”

 

Chapter 6 | The real world
Swayamplayz woke up in his bed.

 

“Was that a dream?” he wondered

 

But when he looked down at his arm, he saw he had a small tattoo like a mark on his arm.

 

He rushed downstairs.

 

“Oh sorry I'm late,” said a figure.

 

There stood a Neptunian, Nobody Else, and ToPhu.

 

“Uh, I don't think we have met before,” said the Neptunian.

.

“Uh Nobody Else I know, and the neighbor guy (Call me ToPhu, ToPhu said) too, but not you.” Swayamplayz said.

 

The Neptunian smiled.

 

“I’m Saturn Star, and I'm a neptunian.”

 

Swayamplayz nodded.

 

“Okk.” he said.

 

Suddenly Nobody Else started blasting ‘SAD!’ And ‘Lucid Dreams’ on his phone.

 

“Uh ok then.” ToPhu said.

 

“Anyways guys, we have to get back there to help them,” said Swayamplayz.

 

“Help who?” said ToPhu.

 

“Alright, my friends are in a video game and we have to rescue them.” said Swayamplayz.

 

He looked across the room expecting everyone to be surprised, but no one was.

 

“Wait shouldn't you guys be surprised,” said Swayamplayz. “You guys just arrived for the christmas party.”

 

“Uh no we received a distress call from all you.” said ToPhu.

 

“A distress call?” said Swayamplayz.

 

“Actually er no, we got a call from the old lady down the street who said the house lit up with electricity,” said Saturn.

 

‘Also what Christmas party,” said Nobodyelse.

 

“Uh, not important.” Swayamplayz responded.

“Hmm,” said NobodyElse glaring.

 

Nobodyelse seemed to remind him of Neptune.

 

“Alright, maybe we should go to CrossDoggo’s. He’s pretty good with Tech.” said ToPhu.

 

“Ugh isn't that mr fame?” NobodyElse complained.

 

“Come on don’t.” Swayamplayz said.

 

“Alright, but let's just get this done with.” NobodyElse said.

 

The four walked out of the comment ninjas tower.

 

Chapter 7 | On The Run
Neptune and the others were on the run.

 

The figure was chasing them throughout the town

 

“I don't have enough endurance,” yelled Henry.

 

“Hurry up,” Yoda yelled back.

 

Everyone was running out of energy, when finally, they found a space between two sand dunes.

 

“Hide in there!” Neptune yelled.

 

C_L dove in first, and then everyone else jumped in.

 

“Ow!” C_L yelled.

 

“SHHH!” Henry yelled.

 

“Well your shhh just gave you away,” said the figure.

 

“Think Fast,” yelled Neptune as he threw a watermelon at the figure.

 

The watermelon bounced off the figure and hit C_L in the head.

 

“Ow, come on again!” said C_L

 

“Where does he get this stuff?” Hantane asked.

 

“I don’t know.” Neptune responded.

 

“SHUT UP,” yelled the figure.

 

Everyone was silent.

 

“Which one of you is neptune,” said the figure.

 

“Uhh,” said Neptune.

 

C_L said it without hesitation

 

“I am Neptune.”

 

“Very Well Then,” said the figure.

 

“He took C_L by the arm and they both teleported.

 

Neptune just stood there, silent.

 

Two members were down.. Or at least they thought they were.

 

Chapter 8 | CrossDoggo’s House
 

“Ok, we are here.” Swayamplayz said.

 

“Alright let's head in.” Nobody else said.

 

CrossDoggo’s house was planted on a tree, and with the iron ladder he installed, our heroes went in...

 

As soon as they entered, NobodyElse was slammed with a frying pan.

 

“Hey, what was that?” yelled NobodyElse.

 

A hooded figure jumped out from the ceiling.

“My security,” said the figure.

 

It was Crossdoggo.

 

“What brings you to my house?” Cross asked, “Is there a battle going on? Or are you asking me to fix your toaster, again.”

 

“Actually, we wanted you to fix these gaming consoles,” said Swayamplayz.

 

“Bummer,” groaned Crossdoggo. “I thought there was a battle.”

 

“Well, it’s not a battle of kind of an issue we have right now.” ToPhu explained.

 

“Hm,” wondered crossdoggo.

 

“Actually nothing,” said SaturnStar.

 

Saturn whispered into the ears of Swayamplayz.

 

“He doesn't seem very smart.”

 

“Oh you’ll be surprised at what he can do when he is serious.” Swayamplayz whispered back

 

“Really!” Cross exclaimed, “Let me have a look at those then,”

 

Crossdoggo looked at the consoles and then seemed confused.

 

“There isn't anything wrong with the consoles,” said Crossdoggo.

 

“Oh then can you check the game in the consoles,” said ToPhu.

 

“Hmm,” said Crossdoggo as he opened the game on all the consoles one by one.

 

Then he hit play.

 

A surge of electricity was spread across the house breaking all the branches. Everyone was knocked down by the force.

 

“Don’t worry about that, I can fix the branches,” ToPhu assured Cross, as ToPhu got up and left the room.

 

Cross got up. He tinkered with the game again and then he saw a button called teleport

 

NobodyElse ran at the game and pressed it.

 

More electricity came but this time they went into the game console.

 

“Guys?” ToPhu went into the room, to find only the game console on the floor, the teleport button shining at him.

 

They didn’t press that button did they? ToPhu thought. ToPhu went towards the game console when a piece of wood sticking out of Cross’s house tripped him, and ToPhu’s hand pushed the button. ToPhu had teleported, too.

 

Chapter 9 | Explanations
Neptune and friends walked across the desert.

 

Two of their friends were lost and they didn't even know where they were.

 

“Alright Hatena, what's this about your creator?” asked Henry.

 

“Alright, I was created by a person by Master G3mr. He is a brutal leader who waged war against Miamo,” said Hatena.

 

Neptune freezed.

 

“Miamo?” said Neptune. “But we destroyed him already.”

 

“I worked with Master G3mr to destroy Miamo,” said Hatena. “But I never knew his intentions. He also wanted to destroy the neptunians but now he wants something bigger.”

 

“Wh-What did he want?” Neptune stuttered.

 

“Like I said. I have no idea,” said Hatena.

 

“Well, whatever he wanted, it’d probably be Neptune,” Henry sighed. “Notice how two different people have asked for Neptune.”

 

“Well, why don’t we just give him away?” Hatena suggested

 

“NO!” They all yelled. Henry was a bit sluggish at his “NO.”

 

“Well, we better get going then, find a way to get back.” Hatena sighed. “Without any lead to follow, we’ll just have to find our own.”

 

Chapter 10 | He’s never been a bore…
“Great” ToPhu groaned, “and CrossDoggo messes it up AGAIN. ToPhu warped to a cave in a cliff, alone from his companions who warped miles away from him. Luckily, ToPhu became a skilled bounty hunter after the Great War, and he had learned enough survival skills to survive himself. ToPhu found a safe exit from the cave, and while he was occupying himself with finding water in a desert, he heard a familiar tune.

 

“He’s never been a bore”

 

“Wait wait… I thought the Admin finally removed his songs!” ToPhu said to himself, “Nevermind that.”

 

Then behind him he knew there was a light. A strange feeling dawned on him

 

In metallic armour a figure stood. SuperFoxTrot.

 

ToPhu hadn't seen him since his banishment from the Admin.

 

“The master is coming and your old friends will be back,” SuperFoxTrot explained. “Don't worry about the crisis now, you have plenty of time to prepare.”

 

“A crisis about what?” ToPhu demanded, “If you are trying to warn me, don’t leave it so vague.”

 

SuperFoxTrot sighed.

 

“You will find it along with an old friend.” replied SuperFoxTrot, then, he teleported.

 

Chapter 11 | Prison
The heroes were locked up.

 

Master G3mer had returned. He was furious.

 

He looked at C_L.

 

“THIS ISN'T NEPTUNE!” said G3mer.

 

Outside the base, The heros had suddenly appeared.

 

“NEPTUNE!” yelled Cross.

 

“Swayamplays,” yelled Hatena.

 

Then the figure who captured C_L

“The name is Member 72,” said the figure.

 

The heros charged at him.

 

72 ran at full speed charging at Swayamplays and crossdoggo knocking them down.

 

The heros continued to fight him.

 

72 shot Henry in the leg and Henry evaporated into dust.

 

The same thing happened to the rest.

 

Only Neptune, Yoda and Hatena were left.

 

“So you are the Neptune,” said 72.

 

Yoda started to sleep.

 

“Not now Yoda,” said Neptune.

 

72 grabbed Neptune and pinned him to the ground.

 

“Please 72, you don't have to do this,” said Hatena.

 

“The traitor,” spat 72.

 

“Remember 71,” yelled Hatena.

 

72 looked at Hatena.

 

“NEVER say that name,” threatened 72.

 

Neptune was very confused.

 

“What kind of name is member 69?”

 

He realized that 72 was distracted. Neptune took the chance and threw 72 off of him.

 

“71, 70, 69, all of the versions who came before you,” said Hatena.

 

G3mer saw that 72 was distracted.

 

“It's time,” said G3mer.

 

72 fell.

 

“G3mer doesnt want me anymore,” said 72. “You got me distracted. You will pay!”

 

G3mer walked out.

 

Chapter 12 | Battle of the G3mer
Neptune and Hatena were ready. A fallen 72 was behind them

 

“What’s with him,” asked Neptune.

 

C_L was still inside the cell.

 

He sighed but then he realized he had a window. The battle had only begun.

 

“Ahh, Neptune. Miamo gave you a challenge,” said G3mer.

 

“And I took it.” Neptune replied, charging at him, determined to take revenge. Neptune pulled out his trusty laser, and slashed at G3mer. G3mer effortlessly dodged, then he unleashed a pulse, which knocked Neptune, Hatena, and 72 off their feet.

 

“What did you do to CrossDoggo and Swayam!?” demanded Neptune as he got up and slashed at G3mer. G3mer easily repelled Neptune.

 

“Remember, I didn’t kill your puny friends, he did.” G3mer said as he pointed at 72.

 

* Cut to another part

 

72 wanted revenge now.

 

All C_L r could do was to watch the fight between Neptune and 72, as Hatena tried to stop them. He looked at Neptune, he looked at the window. He looked at Neptune, he looked at the window.

 

“I know what I must do.” C_L  said, determined. C_L punched the window with all of his might, and the window shattered.

 

“Don’t try to escape me by yourself!” G3mer roared, generating a barrier where the window was. “You imitated my prey, now you will pay!” G3mer charged at C_L’s cell. All seemed lost for C_L when an explosion separated G3mer and C_L and broke G3mer’s concentration. The barrier in the window broke due to G3mer losing his concentration.

 

CL took the chance and escaped through the window.

 

“I’m not done with you yet,” Neptune reminded G3mer, “72 may have killed my friends, but it was you. YOU COMMANDED HIM.” and Neptune charged at G3mer

 

G3mer ran at Neptune too but 72 pushed both of them out of the way.

 

“What are you doing?” said G3mer.

 

“Fighting you,” said 72.

 

G3mer outmatched him and sliced his heart.

 

G3mer spit at his dead body.

 

“Pathetic.”

 

An injured C_L walked towards them.

 

Neptune still had energy. G3mer took him and threw him to the flood. Neptune suddenly disintegrated.

 

Hatena, Yoda and C_L.

 

“Huh,” said Yoda as he woke up. “It seems I have slept.”

 

“Bad time,” said Hatena.

 

“Ahh,” said Yoda. “Well I wanted to test something out.”

 

“What,” said Hatena.

 

“Operation Chemical Chaos,” said Yoda. “That's gonna be my new name.”

 

“What kind of name is that,” said Hatena. “Who has an operation in their name? Also why chemical chaos?”

 

“Copyright reasons. I guess the authors don't want a copyrighted name in their series anymore,” said Yoda.

 

“Well bad time for character development then,” said Hatena.

 

“Uh yeah…..I guess.” Yoda said.

 

Yoda focussed on the mission at task.

 

“Alright so I have this chemical here that can cause chaos, it's called… cringeynesss,” said Chemical Chaos.

 

“Well then splash it on him!” said Hatena.

 

They looked up.

 

“Huh how did C_L get on top of g3mer, and start punching him” said ChemicalChaos.

 

“Ooooooh, that's gotta hurt,” said Hatena.

 

“You know I’m glad this isn't a netflix series,” said ChemicalChaos

 

“Why,” asked Hatena.

 

“Because since I don't have enough character development, they will probably either kill me off or reveal that I’m gay, which im not.” said ChemicalChaos.

 

“Ahh,” said Hatena. “Well I feel like the audience would like it better if we focussed on the fight scene.”

 

“Doesn't matter, it's almost over,” said ChemicalChaos.

 

The rest of the gang then suddenly teleported.

 

The heros that were gone were back somehow.

 

“What the,” said C_L.

 

“Finally, that was getting awkward,” said Hatena.

 

They charged at G3mer.

 

G3mer started running but their powers got the better of him.

 

G3mer was on the floor.

 

“I didn't want to do this but I have no choice,” laughed G3mer.

 

He clicked a button on his phone.

 

“I AM A VIRUS,” said G3mer.

 

The ground started to disintegrate.

 

‘Guys,” said Neptune

 

G3mer then faded.

 

= Chapter 13: Game Over = “Ok how do we get out of this mess?” said Hudson.

 

“Well a virus is tough to beat, trust me i have experience.” Neptune said.

 

Suddenly a bunch of G3mers appeared.

 

“If I remember correctly, viruses replicate themselves.”

 

A portal opened behind the viruses.

 

“And their only weakness is malware.” Neptune replied.

 

“We have to get to that,” said Henry.

 

“Ok, Cross, Neptune and Hatena work on some malware thing,” said Saturn Star.

 

“We will hold them off,” said Swayamplayz.

 

The G3mers were overwhelming the heroes.

 

“Wait so how are we supposed to defeat them?” asked Hatena.

 

“Malware,” said Neptune again.

 

“I get that, but how do we build that?” said Hatena.

 

Crossdoggo looked behind him.

 

“Hey,” said CrossDoggo. “Why don't we use the parts of Member 72?”

 

72 suddenly yelled. “No!!!” and he threw himself at crossdoggo.

 

“What the.” Cross yelled.

 

72 pulled out a tech sword and stabbed cross, but cross still stayed there.

 

“AHHHHH” Cross screamed.

 

Suddenly Cross realised what he had to do.

 

“You want me, take me you BEEPING noob.” Cross said.

 

“Oh did you  watch a PG13 movie because that's not going to stop me.” 72 laughed.

 

He pulled out a keyboard and typed the code that would solve everything.

 

It was hard, but he knew he had to.

 

“Bye guys!” Cross said, and with one push of the enter key, he deleted G3mser.

 

Unfortunately, he also deleted himself.

 

Forever.

 

“Noooooooo!” Shouted Henry Hudson

 

Nobody Else just stood there.

 

The floor started to glitch.

 

Hatena started at the ground.

 

“Since the viruses are gone, there is nothing helping the game run,” said Hatena.

 

“Wait, but viruses kill games,” said Tophu.

 

“G3mer was different. He wanted to take OVER games, not kill them,” said Hatena.

 

“Wait, why don't we just go through the portal?” asked Hudson.

 

“True,” said Swayamplays

 

One by one, everybody made it through.

 

= Chapter 14: A Crisis Begins = It was raining that day.

 

“He was a good dog,” said Tophu.

 

“We all stand for the loss of a dog.” Said the funeral announcer, PET.

 

Everyone stood.

 

Then Crossdoggo’s closest friend. FancyPantsFan stood up.

 

“Hey, I know you,” said Henry. “You were his roommate.”

 

“Yes I was,” said FancyPants. “He told me many stories of his adventures. I wish to be like him.”

 

A figure stood near the funeral.

 

He had glowing eyes and his presence was familiar.

 

Tophu felt it. So did everyone else.

 

“Wait, this can’t be right,” said ChemicalChaos.

 

SuperFoxTrot had returned.

 

“The Crisis has begun,” he said. “A new hero has risen.”

 

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