Community Activity:Asking the Big Nate Comments Wiki Confusing Questions

Asking the Big Nate Comments Wiki Confusing Questions

Chase

If you’re multiplying a question mark in biology how long would it take for you to microwave an apple

Chase: It would take cow seconds to microwave a pie.

0 Avatar: No

OMGDaYT

If there is 24 hours in a day and the flavor of the sky is watermelon how many people were born tomorrow?

OMGDaYT: 637

0 Avatar: No.

MartSays

If your foot gets stuck in a cloud how many colors can you smell with your ears

MartSays: Assuming your Zeus and you got your foot stuck in a cloud in Mount Olympus, probably every color 'cause he's a god.

0 Avatar: Wrong.

Big rafy2.o: You take your fish for a walk and you accidentally drop him on the ceiling how young is your grandma

She isn't young but I love her.

Sway:

How old are you on your 7th birthday when you’re not born yet if I like potatoes 🥔

Swasimcool: Dunno

Wrong.

ObiWanKenobiJesus

If the color of the alphabet was 7 and you’re at home on the way to school what’s your favorite subject?

ObiWanKenobiJesus: Grey

0 Avatar: No.

Lssj8521

If you get your foot stuck Ian an apple what color is the number 6

Lssj8521: Green

0 Avatar: Wrong

Wooden Board

If the sun is out at night how cold is your room true or false?

Wooden Board: tf

Moon Man:

That's a very deep question that takes multiple layers of analysis and documentation. Come back to me in 5 days for the answer since I shall spend that time finding the answer. You must come after 5 days and if you come too late you won't get the answer. I advise you to come back since the answer will surprise you.

0 Avatar: Wtf

0 Avatar: Ok lmao

Moon Man is gone: Trust me, you'll want to come back.

ChaseWinner·4/20/2021

Perfectly played, dang, I should’ve given an answer like this.

0 Avatar·4/20/2021

Now I just got to wait

0 Avatar·2d

I am a moron. A straight up moron.

ChaseWinner·2d

You didn’t come back in 5 days

0 Avatar: :((((

ChaseWinner: Lol

Moon Man is gone: You will never learn the truth, and you and your descendants shall be cursed for eternity.

0 Avatar: I KNOW I KNOW :((((((

Moon Man is gone: I am about to cast the spell, any last words?

0 Avatar: Beans.

23Aee: Lol

ChaseWinner: Nooooooo

Moon Man is gone: Beano treeno geeno heeno, BEAN KING, punish this man, and of a happy life you must give him a ban. All his sons will only know pain. MAKE SURE THEY NEVER HAVE GAINS!

NMod91

If you’re going trick-or-treating on Christmas in July and it’s Valentine’s Day tomorrow what birthday present do you give your girlfriend

NMod91: A slice of pizza

0 Avatar: wrong, it’s flowers

If you have hands instead of feet, and the color of the soup is green, how rich are you?

Henry Hudson: Excuse me wtf

Hobbes

If you’re eating a bag of water for breakfast at night how many guitars do you need to milk a cow?

Hobbes the dragon: Umm lemme think... I have no idea

0 Avatar: Correct!

Big rafy2.o: ? WHAT?

0 Avatar: We have a winner!

Big rafy2.o: Congrats Hobbes!

Hobbes the dragon: Yay