Fanon:The Wiki Reunion 2: The Reign of Squirrel.

this is part 2 of my story. Fanon:The Wiki Reunion by Soti.

= The wiki reunion 2, the reign of squirrel: =

Prologue:
“Oh god.. it’s toasted” Soti said pointing at the ground. “And 23aee, and beanos.”

“they’re all dead.” Quincy said “and squirrel has an army of clones. What are we going to do?”

“I.. I don’t know” Soti whimpered to himself

“this isn’t the end tho right?” Ash asked

“no, this isn’t the end.” Soti said. “We can find a way to fix this.”

”and if there isn’t?” Shin asked

”then we better get used to the reign of squirrel.”

Chapter 1, the new age:
3 days later…

“we can’t just sit here and do nothing!” Soti said impatient “squirrel is out there causing chaos around the world. Each day his army grows bigger!”

they were all in a cave about 2 miles away from the wiki house in the middle of a forest.

Quincy sat cleaning his gun “we have no way to stop him. no plan, no army, not a single advantage”

“All we need to do is get to that clone machine. Reset it and make our own clones. Then we fight squirrel and save the world”

“theres no way to do that” ash said “the place is heavily guarded by like dozens of clones, there is no chance of us getting in there.”

”the only thing we can do is just stay here” shin added

”stay? What for? We wouldn’t even be here if it wasn’t for Thomas, he sacrificed his life just for us to sit here?” Soti said angrily “we need to do something! Even if it kills us”

”you go ahead Soti, but I’m not a fan of dying.” Quincy said.

“Maybe I’ll just go out by myself, there’s a town just a few miles north, all I need to do is avoid all the clones and-“

”you ain’t going by yourself” ash said “you’ll die the second you go out there”

”I do agree with Soti tho” shin said “staying here is pointless, everything that happened a few days ago. We can’t just live here like nothing happened. Plus we’re about out of food anyways.”

”exactly!” Soti said happily “she gets it, we can’t stay here!”

”but-“ ash started

“when I first met you back at the wiki house you said you’re guys main goal was to stop Quincy from doing this. So why don’t we get up and do what we were meant to do? Let’s fix this mess!”

”he surprisingly has a point” Quincy said

”I mean.. I guess we can probably do something” ash said and gave in “but if we’re going, we’ll need a plan.”

Chapter 2, the plan:
“so here’s what I’m thinking” Soti began to explain “at night we head over to the town and we sneak into one of the weapon stores and we stock up”

“Alright” Quincy and shin said

“and after that we head over to the wiki house and we do whatever we can to get to that machine”

Ash thought for a minute “yeah but there’s a few problems in this plan”

”what if the clones have weapons now? I’m pretty sure squirrel didn’t send them all out barehanded, if they have guns then we stand no choice. And what if there is no weapon store? I mean with squirrel obtaining world domination, I’m pretty sure he doesn’t what people buying weapons and fight back”

“uh..” soti tried to work out the problems “I guess we just gotta be lucky”

”you want to run off of luck?” Shin Said with surprise “that is completely stupid!”

“Anything could happen” Soti responded “we can never be sure what happens out there.”

”so let me just summarize this.” Ash said “you want us to go out there and ‘hope’ that squirrel was kind of us to leave weapons and an unarmed army for us?”

“Well when you put it like that..” Soti said softly

“I think I know of a way to make this plan better” Quincy said

“what is that?” Ash asked

“well we aren’t the only people that were supposed to defend the wiki. And there are other wikiers out there. There’s can’t, who couldn’t show up that day because he was sick. He may still be out there, we can find him.”

“And there has to be others out there that don’t like squirrel. We can get those people. We can build our own army!” Shin said

“that’s perfect” Soti popped up “we make our army and we charge the wiki house and end this just like that!”

“that seems like a decent enough plan” ash said content.

“Well then it’s final” Soti said excited. “Tonight we leave to build an army”

Chapter 3: a different one:
It was midnight when they set off to build their army.

“So where is can’t at?” Soti asked

“Maybe at his house, maybe captured, dead, dying, who knows” Quincy answered

“so where is his house?” Soti asked

”not far” ash said.

“cool”

they walked for about an hour until they reached a town

”this is where he should be” Quincy said

“let’s be careful, we can’t be spotted” shin said cautiously

“I don’t think that will be a worry.” Soti said looking around “there’s no one here, no life, no lights, no sound. This place is as dead as Thomas”

ash and Quincy looked around for a second “that’s weird” Quincy whispered to himself “it seems like this is abandoned”

“I wonder where they we-“ Soti words were cut off by a cough heard from somewhere in the distance “well, maybe not completely abandoned”

”was that a clone?” Shin asked

“can clones even cough?” Soti questioned

“idk maybe” ash replied

they all walked slowly to where the sound came from

“if it’s just one clone we can take ‘em easily” Soti whispered to the others

“Hey whoever you are! Show yourself” shin commanded

“and have you guys kill me? No thanks” the person said

“we won’t kill your unless you’re a clone or you work for squirrel” Soti said

They didn’t answer

“come on man.. there’s no reason to hide, we can be friendly” ash said in a friendly tone

“just.. don’t shoot.. please” they said

they looked at eachother and nodded in agreement “alright, we won’t” ash told them

the person walked around the corner and revealed themself as a squirrel clone

”ah! a clone!” Shin jumped and pointed her gun at him

“wait!” The clone said “I’m not like the rest!”

“Bullshit” shin growled “you all take orders from squirrel, you don’t have a personality to be ‘different’”

”but it’s true! I’m not like them! I don’t know why.. but I’m just not”

”maybe he’s right” Soti told shin

“that’s not possible tho. He’s supposed to be a clone, how can a clone not be a clone of the original cloner?”

”a glitch?” Quincy said in question

“I’m as confused as you guys” the clone began “but I’m not like the other clones, I don’t want to follow orders from squirrel, I don’t want to kill. I want to be normal! I want to be-“

shin shot the clone and killed them

“shin!” Soti yelled “he seemed good!”

”im not taking chances” shin said “it could’ve been a trap”

”maybe you’re right” ash said “but if you weren’t then that means you just murdered an innocent person”

”clone” shin corrected

ash shrugged “same thing”

“come on, let’s keep going” Quincy said

they walked away and Soti looked back at the dead clone wondering how it was like that ‘was it a trap?’ He thought to himself ‘or maybe it was a glitch?’ Soti questioned but soon walked off pushing the thought from his mind ‘it’s not important’ he concluded

Chapter 4: amongst the Wreckage:
beanos coughed as he came back to consciousness.

“come on, we have to find a place to hide” a faint voice said in the distance

“but where?” Another replied, it sounded like a woman.

beanos attempting to get up back was held back by pain.

“Hey..” he tried to call to the voices, but none answered, they were to distant.

beanos lifted his head and looked around and saw the body of toasted and 23aee.

”no..” sadness slowly entered him “did we.. lose?”

there was a pounding behind “come on you stupid clones! What use are you if you can’t get pasted a simple door barrier?” A loud voice said within the walls

“that’s squirrel.” Beanos tried to get up again, this time pushing past the pain. “I have to get out of here” he got to his feet and looked at his body, there was a gunshot in his leg, he looked at his chest and saw that the bullet proof vest he put on, worked. Beacon tried to limp away but fell back to the ground

‘I guess I’ll just die here’ he thought to himself ‘maybe I can pretend to be dead and take out squirrel’

the pounding on the Continued until it was busy down by squirrels clones. “Alright clones, go find the enemy, don’t let anyone and anything get in your way, if they do, destroy it” squirrel commanded. The clones listened and walked off into the world.

squirrel looked at the ground where all the bodies were and chuckled to himself “to bad you couldn’t stop me toasted, you would of loved the things I’m going to do to this world”

vecna walked out the door behind him “can I uh.. go? I did what I needed to do, I have a family i need to attend to an-“

“your family is fine” Squirrel interrupted him “I need you to build me a new remote, one that won’t get crushed by stupid train loving autistics”

”but I-“

squirrel looked at Vecna with frustration “if you ever want to see your family again, I suggest you get to work”

”yes sir..” Vecna walked back down the stairs

Squirrel walked out to the door and looked out “I’ll find you Soti, you can’t hide forever”

Beanos looked at squirrel from the ground and noticed that he didn’t have a weapon. He looked around himself and saw a gun in arms reach ‘I can kill him, I just need to be fast’ he thought to himself ‘then I can stop the machine’

beanos readied himself and then reached for the gun and picked it up and tried to get up back forgot about the pain in his leg and collapsed again, the gun fell out of his hand and slid across the gun

“Huh?” Squirrel turned around and saw that Beanos was still alive “oh well look who decided to not die” squirrel reached down and picked up the gun beanos had. “Well, at least you got to outlive your team” squirrel aimed at beanos

”wait!” Beanos panicked as he tried to think of an excuse “I heard where they are going! I can uh.. lead you to them” he said quickly

squirrel lowered his gun. “This isn’t another trick is it?” He questioned

“no of course not.”

squirrel thought for a moment. “I don’t believe it, tell me where they are”

”just let me go first”

“I ain’t falling for any of that, so tell me where they are and THEN I might let you” Squirrel aimed the gun back up

”uh..”

”uh what? Do you even know where they are?”

beanos went quite and lost hope in life “no..” he muttered

“Well no shit” squirrel said as he shot beanos and killed him

Mrlongdo ran up the stairs right after that “I got the stuff for my cucumber shop and-“ he saw squirrel with the gun pointed at beanos “still alive?”

“yep” squirrel answered

Chapter 5: detective slicker:
After shooting the clone they kept walking through the town looking for any sign of can’t. “Where is here?” Shin asked

“He could be anywhere, he could even be dead.” Ash answered

“not if I’m here!” Someone said running up to them

”who the hell are you? And why are you still in this abandoned town?” Soti asked him

the man stopped infront of them and pulled out a piece of paper. “Well you see here young lad, I’m in search of the man that caused all this mess. But who am I? Im detective slicker!” He said proudly “and let me tell you, I will not stop until my case is solved”

”we know who did this” Quincy told him

“Really!?” Slicker shot up excited “well don’t wait there boy! Spill my the news!” He pulled out a pen and got ready to write down on his paper

”it Was someone called squirrel and Mrlongdo”

”oh this is good stuff” he said scribbling on his paper “the more information I have, the sooner I can stop him and make father proud of me!”

”you realize he has an army of clones right? It would be impossible for you to stop him on your own” Soti told him

slicker thought for a moment. “I’m not alone! I got my trusty robot!”

”robot?” Shin asked

”yes! Father built it himself when he noticed the mailman was banging my mom! He never said what he was going to do with it tho.”

”where is your robot and father?” Ash asked

”father is dead” he said with a smile creepily etched across his face “the clones broke into my house a few days ago, teared the bitch to bits, thankfully I wasn’t there. I was on the roof talking to the stars” he leaned in close to them “I tell them all my secrets” he whispered

Shin and asked looked at eachother worriedly “so..” ash began “where is this robot?”

”I’ll show you! Come one” he turned around walked away

“this guy definitely isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed” Soti told the others as they followed behind.

They shortly arrived to the house and went in.

“holy shit!” Shin shrieked when she stepped in.

slickers father was layed across the flow and seemingly organized pieces

“oh god..” Quincy said disgusted

“poor father” slicker said with a bit of sadness but shot back up to his happy mood instantly “come on, he’s down stairs!” Slicker hopped over his father and ran down the steps.

“I don’t think we should trust this guy” shin told them with fear “the guy belongs in a mental hospital”

”maybe he’s just traumatized” Soti said “some people take death in different ways”

”the crazy lunatic coping mechanism is new” Quincy said in a low Tone.

they slowly stepped over the body and quickly followed slicker down stairs.

”isn’t he beautiful” slicker said admiring a humanoid looking robot.

“does it work?” Ash asked

”of course! Father perfected it!” Slicker flicked a switch located on the robots lower back.

the robot powered on.

Greeting: hello, I am hk-47, your personal professional robot

“Now this is true art” slicker said, wiping a tear from his eye

“47? Is that the prototype?” Ash asked

''Answer: I am the 47th model of hk robots. Hk stands for humanoid kind.''

“so it’s got a built in ai, I wonder how advanced this thing is” Quincy said impressed

”obviously a lot if it’s the 47th model, what happened to the other 46?”

''Answer: dismantled and destroyed due to the killing humans glitch. Thankfully that was patched in HKS 3.91''

“interesting” Soti said

Chapter 6: finding can’t:
”hey robot, can you help me destroy a bad guy?” Slicker asked hk-47

Answer: I am here to serve you in any way, I will help you complete any question

“Not doesn’t that just make you want to lose November?” Slicker said with a joyful expression

“alright great, but first we need to find can’t, the more people we have against squirrel the better” Quincy said

“well let’s take a count” slicker said holding up his fingers “we have 1,2,3,4,5,6! That means it will be 6 people against 1!”

”have you forgotten that squirrel has an almost infinite amount of clones?” Soti told him

”we got a robot” shin added in

Statement: I can fight

“Do we really need can’t?” Soti asked the others

“well it would be nice to know that he’s alive” ash said

“what if we call him on the telephone?” Slicker suggested

”we don’t have one” shin said

”my robot does. robot, call a guy named cant”

Response: calling canttouchthis on mobile…

hk made ring noises for a minute before someone on the other end picked up

''Hello? Who is this?''

”can’t! It’s us, ash, Quincy and shin!” Ash said “and Soti is here too. Where are you?”

''Oh thank goodness you guys are alive! I thought I was by myself, I’m right outside the wiki house spying on squirrel and the clones, the thing is guarded more Than Area 51, I doubt I have any chance of doing anything, where are you guys at?''

”we are in cityville” Soti said “it’s just a few miles west of the wiki house”

Ok, just wait there, I’ll be there in a fe- static cut into the call I can’t- static cut in again

”great! We’re losing him” ash said frustrated

the static went away I’m on my way, stay put the call cut off.

“We never even told him where in the town we’re at” shin said

“I guess we’ll have to get him when he gets here.” slicker said “in the meantime, who wants to clean up my father?”

”uh- no” everyone told him

“you’re loss” he shrugged as he went upstairs

“Hk, what’s with that guy?” Soti asked

Guess: he fell off the roof the night of the attack

“Do you know the truth?”

Disappointed response: no

”oh well”

One hour later…

”we should probably go find cant” ash said after a while

“probably” Quincy responded

“well, let’s g-“ shins words were cut off by slickers scream

“what’s going on now?” Soti questioned

Response: nothing good

“Well let’s go” everyone including hk ran up the stairs to find slicker

they got to the top of the steps and turned a corner and stopped in their tracks

Question: why are we stopping?

”its squirrel and his army” Soti said looking out window “and they have us surrounded”

slicker ran up behind them “they’re all over this town! Thankfully my quite scream didn’t alert them of our presence, but based on my understanding, it seems like cant has played you, now we’re fucked”

”cant.. tricked us?” Quincy said with building rage

”yeah it seems like it” Soti pointed out the window to can’t standing next to squirrel

”but- but why!?” Shin stuttered in question

Answer: can’t was most likely caught and pressured into mortal danger, causing him to sell us out for his own safety

”can’t blame a guy for saving themselves” slicker said opening a bag of chips that he somehow had “these selfish people just infest this planet” he said as he shoved a handful of chips in mouth.

Chapter 7: surrounded:
”we’re surrounded from all sides” shin said running out from another room “there is no chance on running, we have to somehow fight”

”oh I can fight!” Slicker said tossing his chips to the side “let me at him! He stands no chance against me and my robot!”

”wait your robot can fight?” Soti asked

Sarcastic response: I can fight each god with a single flick of a finger

“he’s certainly a wonder ain’t he?” Slicker said, when he suddenly got an idea “well that’s a great idea slicker!” His face darkened to a serious tone as he glanced up at hk-47’s face “Robot” he said followed by a dramatic pause “kick their ass”

Response: yes sir

hk-47 lifted his arm and it slowly began to shift into a gun, he then raised his other hand and morphed it to a machete

Dramatic quote: it’s go time

“now wait a second!” Quincy said stopping hk-47 “is he bullet proof?”

slicker shrugged “Never had the chance to check”

”it is just a robot, we can sacrifice it if we want”

Sarcastic response: wow thanks, because it’s not like I have artificial intelligence that allows me to perceive emotion the same Way you humans can

”well thanks for clearing that up robot, now go get those bastards” slicker said

hk-47 walked out the front door into the army of clones and started firing and slicing through.

“A robot?” Squirrel said with surprise “that’s new. Calling all clones! Destroy the robots and infiltrate the house!”

The clones all rushed hk-47 at once. Hk-47 tried to fight them all off but they slowly started to cover him Due to the amount.

“NO MY ROBOT!” Slicker screamed at them “no one touches my robot but me!” Slicker grabbed two daggers that he had in his pockets and flipped them in his hands and gripped the handles tightly “come on guys, let’s kick some clone ass”

”we don’t have weapons” ash said

slicker stopped and turned around slowly. “Well…“ slicker ran off into another room and came out a minute later with a bunch of knives. “This is all I got, if you’re skilled enough to use a blade then good, if not, then stay back here like a bitch”

Soti, Quincy, ash, and shin grabbed the knives and felt them in their hands

“yeah.. I’m not sure about this one” Soti said feeling the sharpness of the blade “this won’t really work, for any guns?”

”youre lame” slicker told them

Fearful query: can someone help me?!

Slicker looked out at hk-47 who was completely covered now, he then looked back at the others “look back in the basement, there should be some in there”

they walked down the steps but as soon as they got downstairs the door upstairs locked,

“what the-?” shin ram to the door and tried to open it “it’s lock”

”I’m Sorry guys” slicker said From the other side “but if you can’t fight then you must stay safe, after all, this is my missions anyways, I’ll be the hero that I always needed to be!”

“They have guns you idiot!” Shin yelled “you’ll get yourself killed!”

the other side was quite for a second “then you better make one hell of a memorial for me” slicker said after running off.

Chapter 8: slickers last stand:
slicker gripped the daggers in his hand as he stepped outside.

“who the hell are you?” Squirrel asked him

”im the one that’s going to send you to hell” slicker said and threw one of his daggers at squirrel.

squirrel dived out of the way “oh so you want to die huh?” Squirrel got back to his feet. “Clones, leave the robot alone, there’s someone else you can kill”

The clones got off of a nearly dismantled hk-47 and trudged towards slicker.

a smile stretched etched across his face “come at me!” Slicker grabbed another dagger from his pocket and gripped in his hand “watch me die a hero.” Slicker jumped into the crowd of clones with his knives aiming down.

meanwhile shin and Soti were trying to kick down the door. “Why does everyone have to be so stupid?” Shin asked angerly

“who knows” Soti answered

they continued to kick on the door.

“There’s no weapons here” Quincy said “the closest thing we have to a weapon is a couple screwdrivers.”

“well we’ll have to go in with our fists” Soti suggested

Shin and Soti made one final kick and the door gave in and crashed down.

“finally!” Shin said with relief “now let’s go save that dumbass”

they ran outside to see slicker fighting off a bunch of clones, an almost broken robot, and squirrel laughing with a disappointed Cant beside him.

“Squirrel most likely has a gun” ash told the others “don’t let him shoot you. I’ll grab hk”

“I’ll save slicker” Soti said

“I guess me and shin will get squirrel” can’t said

“alright let’s go!” Ash said running to get hk

squirrel noticed the others “well look who showed up!” Squirrel snapped his fingers and 100 more clones appeared “clones, capture them, but don’t kill them. I want to deal with them later”

the 100 new clones walked towards them with their arms open ready to grab them.

ash slid next to hk and picked him up onto his robotic feet “how badly are you damaged?”

Answer: bad but not destroyed, I can still fight

“Good, because I need you to kill squirrel”

Response: ok

ash got up and ran with hk after squirrel.

Soti pushed clones out the way as he tried to get to slicker “damn it slicker, there is no reason for you to do one of those heroic dramatic deaths”

slicker stabbed two clones in thrusted himself over the crowd and landed on the outside “it isn’t?” He asked

”no, not right now! We still need to kill squirrel”

”oh, well maybe later then” slicker grabbed a dozen knives out of his pockets and tossed them to Soti “here take these and fight”

Soti caught the knives “thanks” he told him and ran after squirrel

slicker stayed back fighting off the clones

Soti caught up to the others and tossed them the knives and then Everyone ran after squirrel.

squirrel stood unfazed and snapped his fingers again.

Suddenly another 100 clones surrounded everyone

“yeah I made a few adjustments” squirrel said “I can make as many clones as I want when I snap my fingers, no limit or anything!” He chuckled “you guys stand no chance! No more being hero’s for you”

the clones closed in on them and knocked them out.