User blog:Opheuchus/Dangerous Tik Tok Skull Crusher Challenge

Hello everyone. Today, I would like to talk to you about this new challenge that has been rising in popularity.

1.0: First Words
It's called the "Skull Breaker Challenge", and how it works is that two people stand on either side of a third person. The two people tell the third to jump up and when they do, the two people stick out their legs and kick the third off-balance, making them fall on their back and effectively injuring their head.

1.5: Warning
Now, this may sound like a funny prank to pull on your friends, but I am going to tell you right now that this is NOT okay. Whatever you do, never let anyone pull this on you and never ever pull this on someone else. This is outright murder here. This juvenile act is capable of causing a terrible concussion, whiplash to the neck, and it can even break all of the joints in your body.

This "funny" prank has landed numerous people in the hospital, and a fair share of killing has been done as well. Never get involved in this prank in any way. EVER!!

2.0: Special Section for Special People
Anyone who thinks that this sh** is funny HAS to read this. Anyone who actually has a brain should still read this.

This is not a prank or a practical joke. This is murder. People die from this. This is even deadlier than the Coronavirus because even if you find yourself an unfortunate victim of the Coronavirus, you would still have about a week to live. However, if you suffer the worst effects of this skull "prank", you wouldn't even have seven days to live. You'd probably die that day.

2.5: More Examples of Stupid Challenges
To sum this all up, all of these challenges have incentivized people to do stupid things and cause harm for meaningless internet points. Please learn from these because the Skull Breaker challenge is no different.
 * Kylie Lip Challenge - This challenge involves people trying to be like Kylie Jenner by replicating her "beautiful" lips. They would do this by putting a cup around their mouth and sucking in to artificially swell their lips. This could lead to blood vessels bursting and can do permanent damage.
 * Hot Pepper Challenge - For this one, you just need to eat a super hot pepper. A jalapeno usually won't do. You would need one of the badder boys like the Habanero, Ghost or even the infamous Carolina Reaper pepper, artificially bred to be as hot as biologically possible. This challenge involves the challenge partaker to suffer the pain that ensues after eating the pepper while chugging down bottles upon bottles of milk. While most people don't experience any permanent damage, all of them were sure to experience hours of suffering. To add insult to injury, some even had to be hospitalized.
 * Tide Pod Challenge - This challenge involves a person biting down on a Tide Pod and recording the results. Because the outside coating dissolves very easily, almost everyone who participates in this challenge will have chemical burns of some kind. This could also result in kidney and/or lung problems.

3.0: My Feelings
I am outraged at how much harm people are willing to do for likes and hearts. This is the pinnacle of idiocy in my opinion.

May God give them brains.

4.0: Final Words
Thank you for reading this article about an unfortunate and outright foolish murderous "prank". Please share this with as many people as you can because this is not a joke. Never be as foolish as any of those people who try this prank and always stay aware of its serious consequences.