Big Nate Parodies

Lol this is just gonna be a compilation of all the Big Nate themed songs that I have wrote. Feel free to delete turnaround. -OrphanNateNinetyOne

Goes for Broke (Parody of Revenge)
Jefferson?

Awww man.

So we back on a hill

Got our sleds swinging from side to side Side-side to side

This task, an awesome one

Hope to test out Teddy’s snowtube tonight, night, night snowtube tonight

Heads up

You hear a sound, turn around and look up

Total shock fills your body

Oh no, it’s you again

I can never forget that smirk smirk, smrik Smirk-smirk-smrik

’Cause, baby, tonight

Jeffersons trying to beat us up again

’Cause, baby, tonight

Grab your board, tube and bolt again (Bolt again-gain)

And run, run until it’s done, done

Until the sun comes up in the morn’

’Cause, baby, tonight

Jeffersons trying to beat us up again (Beatusup again-gain)

Just when you think you’re safe

Overhear some laughing from right behind

Right-right behind

That’s a nice life you have

Shame it’s gotta end at this time, time, time Time-time-time-time

Snowballs hurl at you

Then your health bar drops and you could use a one-up

Get inside, don’t be tardy

So now you’re stuck in there

Half a heart is left, but don’t die, die, dieDie-die-die

’Cause, baby, tonight

Jeffersons trying to beat us up again

’Cause, baby, tonight

Grab your board, tube and bolt again (Bolt again-gain)

And run, run until it’s done, done

Until the sun comes up in the morn’

’Cause, baby, tonight

Jeffersons trying to steal all our stuff again

Jefferson, you’re mine, haha

Dig up that snow,

And craft a statue,

Use that makeup give it an expression

Get it, baby, go and forge that like you so MLG pro

The statue is as hard as diamond, so come at me bro

Huh? Using your cavalier under the torchlight

Being unoriginal got you ready for the big fight

Every single day and the whole night

Jefferson out prowlin’, woo, alright

Look at me, look at you

Take my revenge, that’s what I’m gonna do

Were more creative, baby, what else is new?

And my blade’s gonna tear through you, bring it

’Cause, baby, tonight

Jeffersons trying to beat us up again

(Gather your stuff, yeah, let’s take back the world, haha)

Yeah, baby, tonight grab your pencil paper and go (It’s on)

Take your revenge (Woo), oh-oh-oh-oh

So fight, fight, like it’s the last, last night of your life, life

Show them your bite (Woo)

’Cause, baby, tonight

Jeffersons trying to beat us up again

’Cause, baby, tonight

Grab your board snowtube and bolt again(Bolt again-gain, woo)

And run, run until it’s done, done

Until the sun comes up in the morn’

’Cause, baby, tonight

Jeffersons trying beat us up again

(Woo)

Flipped out
I used to rule the world

Trash would load when i gave the world

Now I would stay away

Keep my clothes clean, thats what Id say

Hickey was once terrified

Every time I looked in her eyes

She would yell away

For what a mess this book was, thats what shed say

One minute I could contain it all

But my mind began to fall

(chorus)

I gaze off into my messy locker

Still could smell all of that Cheezy powder

Turn around