Fanon:Big Nate: The Joker

some guy on gocomics gave me inspiration to make a Big Nate parody of the joker like some guy did on r/lodeddiper so yea

'''dis probably just a draft. Also this might be a bit confusing as it might be written in both first and third person so yea'''

ok guys i forgot to save the earlier version but i copy and pasted the entire thing onto google docs before it happend so thats why everything is in bold

Anyway guys this isn't finished and read the disclaimer

DISCLAIMER: There might be some spoilers to the Joker movie. Also I think it was R rated so there are going to be some dark scenes, read at your own risk.
'''Marty: WAKE UP NATE YOU'VE GOT TO GO TO SCHOOL! WHY COULDNT YOU BE MORE LIKE YOUR SISTER*Beats Nate with his belt*'''

'''Nate (thought): Of course it's my stupid sister, always that goody two shoes ellen. Ever since she died in an accident Dad's never been the same again.'''

Nate: Alright Dad I'm up.

Nate brushes his teeth eats his breakfast and leaves the house as fast as possible.

Francis, Teddy and Chad meet up with Nate

'''Francis: Nate, what's up with your hair again? '''

Nate: oh shut up guys

'''Teddy: Yeah like why the heck do you look like some demented porcupine again? Anyway-'''

'''Chad: Hey Nate, want to come with us to the Klassic Komix convention? We've got tickets! You can earn some money there by-'''

'''Francis: Oh cmon, Chad. Why did you tell Nate? We were going to invite Dee Dee instead, after all she doesn't look like a-'''

'''Nate: *ignores francis Thanks Chad, I'll be there. '''

Nate arrives at school

Nate: Ugh, first-period social studies again.

'''Bell rings. Nate and his classmates go inside the classroom'''

Mrs Godfrey: Test, everybody.

'''Nate: Wait WHAT? You never told any of us there was a quiz yesterday!'''

Mrs Godfrey: I told you and your parents about it a week ago, Nate if you were listening.

Nate: B-But my Dad never told me about anythin-

'''Mrs Godfrey: Well then, what about your mother? Did she remind you of anything?'''

'''Gina: Mrs Godfrey! Nate doesn't have a mother! She left his family years ago!'''

*Nearly the whole class laughs*

Gina smirks at Nate while his ears boil.

Nate:( thought) That wasn't even a good roast, why am I so offended by it

'''Mrs Godfrey: *attempts to hide her smile* Gina I wll not tolerate bullying in my classroom. Now sit down and I will hand out the tests. You have 60 minutes.'''

Later

'''School ends. Nate and his friends walk over to the comic con.'''

Nate: - And that stupid ***** Mrs Godfrey didn't even punish Gina about making that offensive joke in front of me!

'''Francis: Of course not, Mrs Godfrey hates you! '''

They arrive at the comic con

'''Gordie: Hey, Nate! Thanks for helping us out here. Unfortunetly we don't have many jobs left. You can either be one of the mascots, be watching over the comics or-'''

Nate: What are the mascots?

'''Gordie: Well, there are quite a bit of them. There's the femme fatality killer clown-'''

Nate: Do I get to stand next to femme fatality all night?

Gordie: Yes but-

'''Nate: Heck yes! I'm in!'''

'''Gordie: Great, Nate! Here's 10 bucks and have fun!'''

Nate wears the clown suit.

Nate: Wow, this is a pretty weird suit

Late in the conventon..

More people start to arrive, including students that Nate can recognize

Nate notices his crush, Jenny walk by

'''Jenny: Hey, Nate! You look pretty funny! '''

Nate's heart takes a leap

Nate:"Hi, Jenny.. I had no idea you were into com-

Randy Betancourt, the school bully arrives

'''Randy: Hey guys, take a look at this! '''

Randy's Gang approaches Nate.

People are laughing at Nate all over the place.

A NATE THE CLOWN chant starts by randy's gang

Nate (thinking) stupid randy, I'll murder him!)

Nate charges towards Randy who grabs his sign that he was holding about femme fatality comics

Randy and his gang start laughing and run away

Nate hastily chases after him, with some people laughing at him along the way

They run down an alleyway and loses Nate on the trail

Nate looks lost and decides to go down the alleyway and then-

WHAM!

Randy and his gang ambush Nate by surprise and beat him with his own sign

Nate felt his insides burn and sting as they kept kicking and beating him up.

A nearby drunk man sees them and makes Randy and his gang go away

the stranger: You gotta defend yourself when it comes to dealing with these douchebags, kid *he says drunkly*

take *hiccup* this.

He hands Nate a pistol with  a couple of bullets in them.

'''The next time those idiots make fun of you... *hiccup* show them what you can do.'''

And the stranger ran off laughing like a madman.

Nate took the pistol and pocketed it, and decided to go home.

Thankfully, Marty was drunk and asleep and Nate was able to creep quietly back to his room.

The next day...

'''People everywhere at PS:38 were laughing at Nate. Nate was incredibly confused about what he had done and then he saw the monthly bugle:'''

'''And there it was, in those big, bold letters. Nate saw Gina's article about him at the mall.'''

'''Nate (thought): Gina's dead. I'm gonna kill her right after I murder randy.'''

'''The only people who stood with Nate were Teddy, Francis and Chad (who also got teased for working there) Dee Dee and Artur. Dee Dee kept going on about how Nate was famous, Artur was too clueless to see what happened'''

'''Nate later was walking to his Art class when he sees Jenny. '''

Jenny: "Ignore those people, Nate. I thought you looked cute in that costume"

Nate: "Thanks Jenny"

Nate had never felt happier in his life.

Later...

'''Nate was walking quietly back home with Chad and Dee Dee. Francis and Teddy had decided to avoid Nate because they thought the only reason why people were harrassing them was because they were friends with Nate.'''

After Chad and Dee Dee had to get off, Nate was quietly walking back to his house when suddenly:

POW

'''Randy and two of his bullies suddenly ambushed Nate and tackled him. Nate quickly grabbed a rock and threw it at Randy, causing a quick diversion as he headed into his house, with the bullies following after as they broke down his door. '''

'''Randy: "You're gonna pay for that, wright!" '''

They burst into his house.

'''Nate quickly ran into the basement. He was cornered.'''

'''Randy:" AHA! Weve got you now, Nate." he smirked. " How does it feel to die in your own house?"'''

Nate (thought) Dumb randy, that wasn't even a good pickup line

'''Nate: "How would you feel to die right now?" '''

'''He quickly grabbed his pistol and shot two of the bullies in the head. Randy attempted to run away but Nate shot him in his leg and he was unable to move.'''

Randy: "Maniac.. You'll never have friends or a life or-"

His words were quickly drowned as Nate shot him in the head.

'''Nate (thought) That felt good... I'll bury them tonight.'''

Marty suddenly came into the house.

Marty: "NATE! WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE!? 

Nate: "Nothing, Dad... Just watching an old war movie!"

Nate (thought) Dad was really stupid, he should have remembered that he smashed the TV when he was drunk.

The next day...

The whole school was mourning over the dissapearing of Randy Betancourt and his two cronies, Scott Geneve and Andy Willclimber.

'''Some students didn't mourn and said that they deserved that fate for what they did in school. Nate became great friends with a ton of them bullied by randy such as Mark cheswick and Joe mama. In fact, they started following around Nate and thought he was some kind of "holy leader". Probably because they were too stupid, but whatever'''

Even Jenny, Nate's Crush said: "Honestly, I'd be happy if those jerks were dead. Whoever killed him deserves some kind of award for special services to the school."

All was great until Randy's rich-ass mother demanded a POLICE INVESTIGATION on the boys.

Lunch time:

'''Nate noticed that Teddy and Francis were staying away from him, again. He wondered why, as Randy was dead and nobody really was teasing them.'''

'''Nate: Ugh, tofu meatloaf again... Why do they continuously serving this flaming pile of garbage?"'''

Jenny giggled and found what Nate said amusing.

Nate: Anyway, Jenny I-

Chad:" Nate, why do you keep saying Jen-

Chad's line was abrupted by Mrs Godfrey.

Mrs Godfrey: You're in the way, Nate- the clown.

The entire lunchroom started laughing.

LATER

Nate finds one of his Dad's old outfits.

'''Nate: Clown, they want to call me, huh? '''

'''He put it on and started dressing up as a clown. He thought to himself, that he looked glorious. They can call me clown all they want now..'''

Suddenly, the doorbell rang.

'''Francis, Teddy and Chad were waiting on the doorstep. Chad was happily gobbling on a milkyway while Francis and Teddy somehow looked guilty.'''

'''Nate: Francis! Teddy! What are you guys doing here?'''

'''Francis: Hey Nate... We're sorry about how we treated you lately and we came to ask you a favour.'''

Teddy: You know how Randy's mom hired a bunch of detectives to investigate on the disappearance on Randy?

Nate: "Yeah?"

Francis:" Well, they've found some evidence that leads to the fact that you murdered those boys."

Nate:" Okay.. and what's the evidence?

Teddy: "Were you listening? We aren't here to talk about the evidence, we don't care about you anymore, Nate. We came to ask you for a favour. Tell everyone that you're not friends with us, Chad and Dee Dee and that way they might not suspect that we murdered those boys."

'''Nate's soul was suddenly erupted with anger. He immediatley threw a big punch at Teddy and knocked him out. I'll finish him later, he thought to himself. Francis and Chad panicked. Chad was there stone cold and Francis tried to run back home but Nate was too quick for him. He got his pistol and shot Francis till his demise before he could do anything.'''

'''Chad's face was no longer his regular and cute chubby face. It was suddenly a combination of fear, anger, and guilt. '''

'''Chad: N-N-N-ate.. W-W-W-hy would you do that?'''

'''Nate: I'll let you go, Chad. You were always nice to me.'''

'''He handed him a mars bar and Chad hurried away. He was dragging the frozen body of Francis back to his basement, lying with the 3 other dead boys. As he came out to deal with Teddy, he was gone. He tried looking around for Teddy. He found him running towards the city, where there was a police station there.'''

'''Nate ran towards Teddy so he could see him. He figured Teddy found out what happened to Francis by the blood on the ground.'''

Teddy realized he wouldn't be able to outrun Nate so he decided to run back to his house and hide there.

'''When Nate finally caught up to Teddy, he was already back home. '''

'''Nate was spying on the ortiz household for a few hours. He decided that Teddy was too freaked out by the incident and didn't dare to tell anyone what happened. '''

'''Makes things easier, Nate thought. He probably doesn't remember a thing, honestly.'''

'''At midnight, he crept into Teddy's window and smothered him with his own pillow. He remembered to wear gloves so his fingerprints couldn't be tracked down.'''

The next day…

'''As Nate entered school, he saw his newfound followers gathering around him, admiring his new outfit. The local news team was there too, interviewing teachers and students on what they thought about the disappearances of 4 students and the murder of one.'''