Profile: MartySays

Section 1.0: Introduction
MartySays (later known as EllenSays and presumably TeddySays then NateSays and CzerwickiSays) is a user and commenter on GoComics, and the first of the New Pollers.

Part 1.1: First Appearance
MartySays' first poll appeared on November 15, 2017. It entailed of:

"poll: what was your favorite science experiment in middle school? thank you"

-MartySays, November 15, 2017

Section 2.0: Summary
Because of the Poll War in the past, many commenters strongly objected to his polls. But even though there was this backlash, he still kept polling, keeping his polls relatively strip-related.

Part 2.1: The Anti-Polls
The Anti-Polls were created in response to this. They are a counter-survey group believing that polls cause a massive disruption to the comment section. MartySays' polls also led to a plethora of imitators who created polls like him and also got backlash. However, most of these were ignored.

Part 2.2: The Part of the Plan
MartySays usually took the featured comment before anyone else. Taking the featured comment was always his plan, though other people like Hev1 and 10/10 would usually snatch that comment right from under Marty's nose.

Part 2.3: The Narwhals
Because of the sharp resistance to MartySays, a group of users moved to defend him. This group is called the Narwhals, the anti-censorship group wanting to protect MartySays from those who fight to prevent a second Poll War. Their plan never worked as everyone was already enraged at MartySays. Remember, when there are attackers, there are always defenders.

Part 2.4: A Lesson for You
When you trying to stop and solve a fight, the worse way to do it is to tick off an already ticked off person by taking the other person's side without real reason or evidence.

Section 3.0: The Rise of the Resistance and the Rebellion
As MartySays' polls became more and more off topic everyday, the resistance and dissent against his polls increased. It soon became apparent that he was using a second account, "boosted" to try and capture featured comment by having boosted spam his comment to get more replies. More evidence of this was revealed on November 19th. MartySays replied to his own poll, saying, "oop, got to make this featured comment."

Part 3.1: The Next Day
The next day, user 0A1S2D3F4G5H wrote a comment summarizing the evidence that MartySays was really a troller. The comment was featured and at it's peak had 71 replies, many agreeing with 0A1S2D3F4G5H.

Part 3.2: The Emails, Comments and Demands
Many other comments were also written that day calling for MartySays to be banned. MartySays did not help his case, as he ranted and complained and helped certify himself as a troller and spammer in the process. Many users sent emails to the comment section moderator, demanding that MartySays be banned.

Section 4.0: The First and Last Victory
The next day, November 21, 2017, MartySays and his other accounts were banned from the comment section after a week of polls, spam, and intense fighting. The Narwhals admitted to MartySays being a troll, although still defended his polls in the comment section, while the Anti-Polls celebrated their hard fought victory.

Part 4.1: MartySays' Return
On November 26, 2017, comments under the name of MartySays appeared again. There was no good evidence if it was the real MartySays or just an imitator, yet the account was still reported and banned since the account was behaving exactly like MartySays.

Part 4.2: First Appearance on the Wiki
A user on the Big Nate Comments Section Wiki, claiming to be MartySays, promised a dramatic return to the comments section of GoComics on December 1st to make more polls and annoy everyone more.

Part 4.3: Vengeance of the Vandal
On the days prior to the supposed return, the user vandalized pages on the wiki, violated truces that he proposed himself, built up drama, made everyone sick and angry of him and wreaked havoc on the wiki. Fortunately, the chaos was mostly confined to the wiki and did not spill over into the comment section.

Section 5.0: Battle of the Determined, the Defiant, the Persistent and the Annoying
On December 1, 2017, a user going by the name of TeddySays posted a completely unrelated poll in the comment section. However, this user was swiftly banned. There is no evidence that the user on the wiki and TeddySays are the same person or that either of them are MartySays, but it is widely assumed that this is the case, and even if TeddySays wasn't MartySays, he still was going to post unrelated polls. The Comment Section had once again foiled the plans of MartySays and preserved the peace. Narwhals and Anti-Polls were all in agreement that MartySays should be banned from the comment section.

Section 6.0: The Defense of MartySays
BiggerNate91 defended MartySays throughout this period, begging users to accept MartySays' demands in order to keep peace, and the Narwhals protected MartySays from those who tried to fight him.

Part 6.1: The Act of the Acceptance
However, after everyone decided that MartySays should be banned from the comments section, BiggerNate91 and the Narwhals started to accept the presumed defeat of MartySays.

Section 7.0: The Threat
On December 3rd 2017, user SouthWoodPark56 said he would continue to post polls the next day. This user posted quite a few polls at the end of Poll War I. Some speculated that this might have been Martysays' original account, as SouthWoodPark56 was created long before MartySays, but there is no evidence to support this claim. In that scenario, the threat stirred up all of the controversy again and there was a mini war in his comment. However, the user never carried through with his threat and the matter was dropped.

Section 8.0: A New Rise and Run
On December 5, 2017, a new account under the name NateSays appeared in the comments. The user posted a comment that had a poll incorporated into it. The comment read, "Sheesh guys stop flagging me. And by the way, poll: what is your favorite Nate moment?" Most users ignored this comment, as by now many have learned that silently flagging and reporting is the most efficient way to deal with supposed trolls. They knew that at this point, no one will ever listen to MartySays.

Part 8.1: Exposure
It is widely evident that NateSays is in fact, MartySays, as it fits in the chain of accounts including EllenSays and TeddySays. Also, the user on the wiki has been promising to keep returning to the comment section  no matter how many times he is banned , so this is definitely another attempt.

Section 9.0: Clone Wars
On December 6, 2017, another account under the name MartySays posted another completely un-related poll that said, "Question: What's your favorite Big Nate strip?" He tried making it look like a question, but no one fell for it. He said that this is his temporary account until he can find a sarcastic picture of Gina Hemphil-Toms. That comment only got featured comment mostly because he replied to his comment numerously.

Part 9.1: Detention Monitor Says
Later on in that day, MartySays turned his profile to CzerwickiSays, dropping the matter of turning himself to GinaSays instead.

Part 9.2: Czerwicki Syndrome
On December 7, 2017, MartySays posted a completely off-topic poll. It said, "Hey hey hey, my playa playas! Got another po...erm...I mean "Question" for ya:Question: Which syndrome do you wish to be real?"

The poll never had good grammar and never by any chance was the comic strip that day ever talking about syndromes. No one wants syndromes, so it is speculated that MartySays want bad to come upon us.

Part 9.3: The Return of the Spammer
On December 8, 2017, MartySays not only posted an unrelated poll, but he used another account to reply to him almost a dozen times. To view the second image completely, you need to unpin the dock to read the last comment.



Section 10.0: List of MartySays' Polls
Here is a list of polls that MartySays has created as of November 21, 2017

Part 11.0: Messages from the Resistance and the Rebellion

 * MartySays is known to vandalize select pages of this wiki. Keep a look out for him, please. We are sick of his destructive cries for attention.
 * Never be afraid to mistake an argument for a debate; not the other way around.

Part 12.0: Trivia

 * MartySay's profile picture is from the Big Nate comic strip where Marty is explaining to Nate that he found out about the last few days where Nate was lying to Mrs. Godfrey about why he didn't do his homework.
 * For more trivia, visit the Trivia page for more information.