Fanon:Coach John: Insanity

Note: All characters are fictional and do not exist.

This story contains: Lightsaber battle scenes and mild-violence, this is a parody of Star Wars.

Chapter 1 - Snapping
Coach John walked down the hallway after a gym lesson, he had assigned the students to do 200 windsprints, but they had refused and done basketball. But for some reason, he didn't care. He had gone numb with emotion and wasn't his old-self after the local police department arrested him for tax fraud.

Then Coach John heard conversation from the students leaving the gym room: "Ha, you heard that stupid gym teacher Coach John, he actually wanted us to do windsprits, what a loser."

Coach John had it, he went down to the principals office, and with his loud booming voice, he yelled at Principal Nicholas for 10 minutes about how the students didn't respect him. Nicholas stood up and stared into Coach John's eyes.

"You're fired, pack your bags, and get out of here."

Coach John went relentlessly and kicked stuff out of the way to his office, and shoved students out of the way.

He had arrived to his office, when he noticed that he had left his bag in the gym locker. When picked it up, the bag ripped and his items fell out of the bag. Coach John muttered under his voice curses when he spotted something.

Chapter 2 - A New Meaning
A lightsaber, he had never held one, and he ignited and slashed the wall, bricks fell down at once and created a loud crash. He also wanted to know if he could use the force, he force choked a complaint letter from the IRS with ease.

All of a sudden, Principal Nicholas barged into the room, livid.

"What are you doin-", but he was cut off, he noticed Coach John's lightsaber. Nicholas ran off, but Coach John ran after him.

Coach John constructed pure hatred in his mind for all the times Nicholas had yelled at him. Almost at once did Nicholas get pulled towards him, despite Nicholas attempting to let go.

Coach John looked into Nicholas's eyes, filled with pure fear. Coach John pushed him away, knocked out.

But this was not enough, he wanted to fulfil his pure hatred for the school. He went outside the school, and constructed a vision of the school collapsing, and with all of his power, Coach John pulled the roof down. He opened his eyes and saw the roof falling down.

He let out a evil laugh, but he was stopped almost at once when he noticed the roof stayed, as a matter of fact, it was repaired after a few seconds.

He noticed that Mr. Rosa let out the students, and after a few minutes, the school had been evacuated.

Mr. Rosa looked at Coach John and got out his own lightsaber, and ran towards Coach John. Coach John, dumbfounded, ran off, and pulled a car towards Mr. Rosa, who jumped and the car crashed into the fence, making the car alarm go off.

Coach John saw the police cars coming along, and knew he had to finish this off. He force-shoved Mr. Rosa into the concrete parking lot, knocking him out.

"Shoot him down!", yelled the police officers, and 10 bullets were shot at Coach John, but they were burned at the hands of Coach John's lightsaber. Coach John jumped over the fence and ran off.

' To be continued... '