Fanon:Joe Moraliste: Infinity Poll

NOTE: This is a sort-of parody of Avengers: Infinity War, but not a direct one. Please don't put any spoilers for the movie in this story.

Prologue - The Poll Stones
Centuries ago, a dark force created a powerful energy, and concealed its power into six geodes, each one harnessing a specific part of the energy. They were called the Poll Stones. The different stones were the Section Stone, the Spam Stone, the Like Stone, the Meme Stone, the User Stone, and the Featured Stone. The dark force was ultimately defeated and the Poll Stones scattered across the universe. Very few know about their existence. But one knows the most about them - and he's not friendly.

It has been about 2 months since Joe and his friends have returned to Sectional City. The city has been repaired, but they have no idea...

...that their destiny is about to arrive.

Chapter 1 - The Vision
Joe awoke, scared. He was a street in Sectional City. It was destroyed yet again. A dark force moved towards him. Joe tried to run away, but some kind of force was stopping him. He heard the dark force say something. Joe calmed down and listened carefully.

"Section....The place that you reside....

Spam.....Again and Again, they must divide.

Like......Something that takes away the gray......

Meme.......¨Do you know da wae?¨

User........A clone has no more......

Featured.......Getting it is such a chore.

These 6 things will lead to our doom and demise.....

Please stop it Joe, O so wise.

Destiny soon arrives."

The city around him swirled into a void.

Joe saw six gemstones fly past him, and they gathered together in a line, joined together by a gold energy, bearing the resemblance of a glove.

The gems glowed, lighting up the void around him...

Joe woke up again.

He must have gasped awake, because his friend Palette rushed into the room.

"Are you okay?" she asked.

"I just had a dream," replied Joe with a breath. "Except that I'm not so sure it was a dream."

Palette continued to listen as Joe said, "Something big's coming."

-

Somewhere across the galaxy, a giant circular spaceship landed on a barren planet - the same planet the Darkness banished the population of Planet GC months ago.

A man with a blue misshapen head, no hair, white eyes and mouth, and a big gold glove stepped out of the ship, followed by four evil creatures.

The GC Moderator, or Moder, turned to his minions, the best of the remaining Poller army, the Alt. Order. "A Poll Stone is somewhere on this planet. Fan out."

The Alt. Order - Boosted, Heroicash, Lollx and Yee - spread out to look for the Poll Stone.

-

Meanwhile, Joe got dressed and put BiggerNate's armor on (He had worn it every day since he died, even if he wasn't going to battle anybody.) Suddenly, he got a message from someone while eating some cereal (Eyeholes, to be exact). It read:

¨Strnge stone thingey has crashd from space in town squre. Can u come an chek it out with us?¨

Joe knew that horrible misspelling anywhere. It was from his best buddy, Nathan Von Wright #2 (Or just Nate). Palette came in the dining room of Big's former mansion (That's where they were living now).

¨I just got Nate's message. Wanna go take a look?¨ Palette said.

¨Why not? This might have somthing to do with my vision¨ Joe said as he handed the empty cereal bowl to the Dishwashing Robot. Joe got on Palette's back and they flew off.

Meanwhile at Town Square, Nate and a few of his fellow friends, Gollum, Zeroay, Meme Machine, Temmie, and Big's son from the future, Bender (He had come from the future to help with the cleanup of the city), were looking at the strange stone. The stone was bright yellow, and you could see four identically shaped boxes inside, which had a comic strip inside of it.

Nate went over to pick up both of the strip and stone.

Immediately after he picked up this strange rock, he felt a boost of power wave over him, then his eyes turned bright yellow, the same color of the stone.

”Err, Nate, are you alright?” M&M asked Nate

”Yes, actually, in fact, I feel GREAT!” Nate triumphed

Nate began to run around the square, with on-lookers watching, he dropped the strip.

”I’ll get it.” Gollum said as he sprinted over to pick up the strip.

As soon as Gollum reached out for it, a gust of wind came through a blew it up in the air.

”Wow, this is like one of those cliché movies.” Temmie mumbled

Nate stared dead at it, then he moved into a position as if he was going to jump really high. A Surge of bright yellow light moved directy under him, and an aura appeared around him.

Gollum, and M&M started to chase after the Strip.

”GET BACK HERE YOU STUPID PIECE OF PAPER!” Gollum and M&M shouted in sync.

Suddenly, Nate jumped up into the air, going above some of the small sculptures that lie in the square, and grabbed strip that was zooming through the air.

”My bad, Sorry!” Nate apologized

Gollum and M&M just stared at hum, and Temmie caught up.

”Don’t- you guys- ever- wait for- ME??“ Temmie panted, tiredly.

Gollum snatched the strip out of Nate’s hand.

”Hey!” Nate frowned, but Gollum just ignored him, and read the strip.

It says...