Community Activity:Summer of Money 2

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Ak-elfs: 80k

Spyro: 20k

Eddie: 50

Exquisite Monkey
You are a monkey in a forest and another monkey stole your banana and ran away, what do you do? I

ask him to come back by saying "OOH OOH AH AH" and then we split the banana in half.

he refuses and runs away, do you chase after him?

no i hold his family hostage then call hom saying gimme da banana or they get it.

He gets so scared that he comes back with a truckload of bananas for his family.

TheYounglings
'''you find yourself in a dark alley and a man who was walking by decides to walk into it, he is approaching. What do you do?'''

I offer to sell him some death sticks.

he is in the shadows and you hear his voice ask "what are they?"

Sorcerersilas
you wake up on a spaceship and you are in a jail cell and an alien gaurd is gaurding it, what do you do?

I try to persuade him being traded a rare pokemon card as long as he lets me go.

he says no, for pokemon cards are useless on his planet.

I put my hand through the bar and take his weapon and asked if he'd like to be traded extreme pain in exchange for his life.

"OKAY OKAY PLEASE DON'T HURT ME" he says, he then opens the cage with his hands in the air, what do you do?

I sell his weapon on the black market.

i think you are forgetting that you are in outer space, Anyway do you go to the storage room or do you go to the ship control room?

ONLINE black market.

there are no computers around you, perhaps in another room?

Spyroclub
'''You are playing in a world championship in golf, you are losing by a few points. It's your turn, what do you do?'''

When everyone is turned around I fill my ball with helium to get an advantage.

'''it doesn't work but you mess up so bad that it actually lands near the hole and you score it in two and it allows you to get 3rd place. you win 20k'''

I attempt to kill the first and second place person to get the first place prize.

'''you get caught as you stab someone with your golf club and someone calls the police, people are coming to hold you down. What would you do?'''

Tell them to back off because I'm the third place golfer.

they don't care for you have just tried to kill a man

No no, they are not understanding, my golf skills are much superior.

oh in that case you're fine, everyone moves on with their da-

jk the guy you tried to stab came back with his golf club and attempts to stab you.

Wooden board
You are on a ship with your crewmates, what do you do?

I try finding some treasure, then go back home, sell it, get rich

'''woah woah woah, slow down buckaroo. You can't pick if you find the treasure or not. However you find a map showing that on the east is a cursed island, and on the west is a deep cave. Where do you go?'''

Hmm. I'll head to the cursed island.

you go to the cursed island and you find a spot in the sound with an X on it, what do you do?

I'll dig up the spot. (If we have no shovel, we use our hands)

you find a paper telling you to enter the cave on the other side of the island

Okay, i'll head to the cave.

i giant spider attacks you, what do you do?

what the- okay. I ask my crewmates to help me

'''your crewmates helped you but one of them died, you reach the cave and find a treasure chest. There is lots of money in it, but you have to share it with your remaining crewmates.'''

okay. i'll equally divide the money with my crewmates

Zach o' wott
'''You are a cat in a pet shop, and someone is about to adopt you. What do you do?'''

Oofbiggina
You are gina and you are living in the big nate world, what is your next action?

Ak-Elfs
you are an elf being imprisoned by santa in the north pole, what do you do?

I try to escape by summoning my fellow elfs to over throw Santa lol

the elfs decide not to help you and the gaurd elf tells you to shut up.

I tell them I need to go to the restroom but quickly run to the factory and get a tape recorder to make humming noises and every 5 mins just a bit longer. And get out of the bath room undetected.

'''they send a gaurd with you to the toilet to stop you from escaping, they also confiscate everything you have. You are in the bathroom and a gaurd is waiting outside the bathroom for you. What do you do?'''

Tell him there's a sewage problem in the toilet and he'll have to come in to see. Then once he comes in the stall I'll wrap him in toilet paper and flush him down the toilet because elfs are small.

'''you successfully do that, santa's sleigh is outside. Do you go and steal it?'''

Yes and when I steal it I try to sell it for 80000 dollars to some eccentric billionaire who can't stop buying

the billionaire p-dog buys it for 80000, what next?

I'll give him a reindeer that I smuggled (which was attached to the sleigh) from North Pole for 15000 and a custom paint job for sleigh for 100 dollars

p-dog shouts: SCAMMER, no i won't. He then steals the reindeer and flies off.

I give an anonymous tip to the FBI to do a raid on Billionaire p dog for not only stealing a reindeer but having no license. In turn for 15000 the reideer's price

'''since p-dog is rich and this is america, he doesn't get any punishment for he is rich. He gets away with it, but hey! at least you got 80k.'''

Sice I'm an elf I try to consruct some toys and sell them to different companies. So I try to sell a 200$ premium bike to award winning biker Swayamplayz

you can't construct toys without santa's factory, speaking of which: SANTA HAS FOUND YOU AND HE IS APPROACHING WITH A CHAINSAW.

Run to the nearest police station or distract him by saying look an eagle and grabbing his chainsaw u can choose this

EddieAndReady88
you are on the internet, what do you do?

I go onto Fortnite to scam some kids.

you stole some kid's account and it had many skins, what do you do?

I tell him I'll give his account back if he pays me $50.

he agrees to pay you for the account, you have successfully gained 50 dollars.

Great!

you get an email of someone sending donald trump naked images, do you open it?

HappyTheApple
you are the leader of a company and you are losing money, you have to make a plan of something that will get many sales, what do you do?

FancyPantsFan
'''you are at a concert watching your favorite singer, he is now signing autographs. What do you do? '''

Christina
you are in highschool and it is now lunch time, what do you do?