Community Activity:BNCS Fanfiction

This page is purely for writing fan fiction about users and events that have use the users of BNCS. For example, Comment Ninjas is a BNCS Fan fiction/ story as it involves various BNCS users.

DISCLAIMER:
If you are involved with one of the stories, remember that page is all just a little bit of fun and is meant to be ironic. Please do not take it seriously. We all know that bnb doesn't love Kelly and ComicRater doesn't actually simp to SBM, but we enjoy and have fun making up those scenarios, which is what this page is all about.

RULES:

 * All content must involve BNCS users or be based around BNCS events
 * Nothing 18+
 * If a story has racial/ offensive lines it must not be direct
 * Not all stories have to be a romantic relationship

bnb X Kelly (by yoda)
kelly will u marry me" said bnb at the top of mount kilimarjo

"no bnb u suck. go marry ur own zebra dumas" siad kely in a karen like voice

"u make me sad. like your"

"yellow-space monkeys" said the nasa engineer at the secret space base

"owo im a furry" said kely

"uh oh she caugh the fury dieseese!" said nasa enginer

"kely noooo!" said bnb

"oh right also ur not suposed to discovr our secrt millitary base. goodbye"

the yellow monkeys attacked bnb. this is the tragedy of 2 lovers kely and bnb

bnb and kelly by Henry Hudson
Suddenly, BNB slammed Kelly against the wall and kissed her aggressively. Kelly switfly pushed him off of her. She grabbed both sides of his head and kneed him in the jaw. BNB fell on the ground and groaned.

"Oh, you're so hot," said BNB,

Kelly kicked him right in the ribs. BNB made a heart shape with his fingers, which Kelly stepped on. Then, Kelly picked up BNB will all her strength.

"Oh, love. Do you finally love me?" asked the excited BNB. Kelly, without saying a word, threw him down the stairs. BNB's head split open and he died.

The end.

Yoda x Salty: A Story of Forbidden Love by bnb
yoda: "i love u salty"

salty:" kill urself u lil green bicsh

yoda: y ubully me

SC: The first crusade
The soviets were invading the comments headquarters! This team of soviets or rather they called themselves the "Balloters" were invading the stone base up at Ortitz hill. They took the supplies of the remaining "Ballot rebels" and forced them into hiding. They took what they came for, the 10-Min Electronic Mailing device which was the final part for building a nuclear bomb. And that's the end of that tale

The interrogation by Yoda
PigLover, Yoda, Henry Hudson, GiantNate and PET are gathered up in live chat by administrator Neptune.

Neptune starts. "Now, you might have wondered why you were asked to participate in this live chat event. One of you has been keeping a secret. And I know exactly-"

"Ah ha ha ha ha." Yoda laughs. "Very clever, Neptune. I see you've finally figured it out."

"Figured what out?" Neptune says skeptically.

"I've been committing tax fraud for 10 years now. The IRS have been tracking me down ever since i can remember!". He chuckled."Well played, Neptune."

"Uhm, I didn't know that." Neptune says.

Yoda's laugh stops. "wait what?"

"That wasn't what I was going to say."

"Oh. Well, uh... Carry on, carry on."

PET chirps in. "So what were you going to say?"

"Well, someone here is not who they say they are." Neptune coughs "PigLover",

"What? How dare-" PigLover's line is interrupted.

Yoda's starts laughing again. "I must say, Neptune, great job. We stand here at last with an irrefutable conclusion."

"What now?" says Neptune.

"I was the one promoting the Afghanistan propaganda on GoComics. Such a shame that xXNWORDSAYERXx was banned after 3 days of all the spam I did. Go on now, what's my punishment?"

"Yeah I didn't know that as well."

"Dang it." Yoda curses.

"Well, I might have figured that out anyway. Such an epic gamer name was a dead giveaway to Yoda."

PigLover and GiantNate agreed.

"Ah well, looks like you've won this round, but only with my help." Says Yoda. "Hey Henry, at least he hasn't found out about all the embezzlement I've gotten from you."

"Hold up, what?" Says Henry and Neptune in unison.

"Oh, don't worry Henry, it was only a couple million." Yoda chortled.

"Why the fu-"

"Again, I didn't know that, but wow?" Says Neptune.

"You wha- oh, poop. Please keep speaking, Neptune. Don't let me interrupt you again."

"Appreciated. Someone here is going to be running into a buzz saw."

"Good, Neptune, good. We have to be on the same page this time! Ever wonder what happened to CrossDoggo?"

"Yeah, he left, right?"

"Not long after I found out his address with the info he gave me. After he attempted to expose me by creating a theory about how I was the one promoting the Afghanistan propaganda, I had to deal with him at once. I took a 18 hour trip to his place and finished him and his family with a buzz saw I bought at walmart."

"That's not exactly what I meant. I should have probably used another idiom."

"Gosh darned it, Neptune. Do you even know how to do your job as an administrator?"

"Well Yoda, I've already got you to confess numerous crimes about the high measures you've taken while in this community."

"Alright that makes sense."

"But I do now, have the evidence that you are ComicsCreatorz! After all, you've-"

Yoda's face bends into confusion. "Yeah, no that's not me. When ComicsCreatorz started causing all that drama, I was asleep. After all I do live in Asia."

"Well, I'm still blocking you for all those other things you've done, as well reported your IP adress to the FBI so that they know where to find you. Good day, benevolent gentlemen."

"Good day to you, Neptune." mutters Yoda.

Neptune has left the chat.

Yoda has left the chat.

GiantNate has left the chat.

"This has been a whacky day, hasn't it?" Says PET.

"Its only gonna get whackier!" Says PL. You see, I was the who commited fraud as ComicsCreatorz! Who do you think help buy Yoda's buzz saw? CrossDoggo was about to email about my IP adresss, therefore discovering that we're the same people! Ahahaha!"

Neptune has joined the chat.

"Well, you're getting blocked as well." Says Neptune

"Aha, I think not! You see, 30 days ago I've written a warrant for disabling my account so that none of you will be able to contact me. Peace out!"

The End

the tables have turned by moon man
k3lly: oh no bnb p-d0g rejcted me oh no crys

bnb; thats what yiu get lil bish.

kelly: pls no i love u u hot pls pls pls

bnb: no im now rich haha im now im also bureaucrat now haha

kelly: ill get my revenge!!!!

{1 week later}

bnb: WHATTT

kelly: haha me and ur zebra are married now *smooches zebra aggressively and disgustingly*

bnb: nope *bnb commits rage quit*

BNB and the lost stars
"ooh check it out guys I got the new magic love ball!" Bnb says

"What the heck? thats just some weird chinese product lol. u got scammed" Says Pdog

"Now how this works is that when I shake it, apparently a letter will appear which is supposed to be the love of my life!"

Henry Hudson jumps and spills his apple juice.

"Well, try it!"

"Alright."

Bnb shakes the ball. Z.

"OOH Z!! I wonder who this could be!" Says bnb

"E!"

"B!"

"R!"

"KELLYTHEGACHAGIRL!" Shouts out Swayam when he saw what was displayed on the ball.

"What in the blazes? There must be something wrong with this thing." Says Bnb. Let me try it again.

"S!"

"A!"

"L!"

"T!"

"Y"

"KELLYTHEGACHAGIRL!!"

"OK, WHAT??!!!" Yells Bnb as he smashes the window with it. "I AM TRYING THIS AGAIN UNTIL I GET SOMETHING THAT IS ACTUALLY ACCURATE."

All the users leave as bnb takes out his machete and starts dicing p-dogs cactus farm.

"W!

"H!"

"O!"

"KELLYTHEGACH- DARN IT!!!!"

Bnb takes out his M4 carbine and starts shooting random civilians from his window.

"ONE... LAST... TIME" He says agressively.

"S!"

"U!"

"N!"

"N!"

"Y!"

"Phew. if this thing says Kel-"

"KELLYTHEGACHAGIRL!"

Bnb eventually grew a mustache, moved to Germany, and strived to be a zebra artist. Wonder what's gonna happen next?

Swenry
"Hey sway I have a secret I must tell you"

"Ok henry what is it?"

"I'm"

DOIN YA MOM DOIN DOIN YA MOM DOIN YA MOM DOIN DOIN YA MOM

"YODA SHUT THE FUCK UP YA LITTLE BITCH"

the end

Swenry part 2
I don't think that I've talked about Swayam much. We've been friends since like the first grade but until recently when he got a job at GoComics inc. we've been out of contact out of since.

"I love you, Swayam."

"Yeah I love you too, Henry."

"No, I mean it."

"hm."

So I emailed him yesterday

Swayam Plays

2012 Root Street

Swayam can we please talk?

Henry

No replies.

I've officially given up. I'm going to drive directly to where Swayam works ad meet him there.

It was midnight, but I think this is where he lives.

DING!

"Whos there?" Says a grumpy Swayam.

He stares at Henry with shock.

"IM NOT GAY, HENRY!"

Sniff

(Parody of DOAWK 25 years later btw)

supper X christina
"dolly hi hi" super said

"die" christina yelled

"D:" super said

supper then jumped off a cliff

Syobon: the family
It is games night for the Syobon family. The game isSyobonanza, made by Willie Syobon.

"As usual, I, Arne Halfdana Grenkliar Jedi Üile Maximus Colonel Oompa-Loompa Arby Thor Amardala Honda Ruffle Syobon Frode-Erik will go first."

"oh cmon why is it that she always gets to go first?" asks Prince Syobon

"oi shut the f**k up ya cunt if i wanted to hear yer speak i be rippin' them uselss f**king lips of yers and do then with me fingers ya understand and oi by the way if ya dont understand because you got the brains of a republican then ya can go jump off the nearest-"

"WAAHHH ARI DADDY IS BULLYING ME AGAIN MOM"

"Anyway Margret it all yer f**king fault ye choose to marry your cousin Willie and breed out this piece of china here it yer fault i telling ya if i had 2 pieces of liberal jerky for whenever ya stinking inbred walmart id be one obese democrat ya hear me nig-"

"Hey shut up for a sec. Look who it is! At the door!"

It was the Syobon's least favourite family, the Pollers. Like the Syobons the Pollers were whack.

AriDADDYSybon went to get the door.

"Hey! What remember what happened last time?"

Last time, the Poller family attempted to kill the Syobons and steal their name as the best troll. Needless to say they were not welcome.

But AriDADDYSyobon was drunk so yeah.

"Greatings, Pollers. We're here to... Not kill you."

"To 'ell with what I said! THEY be alright!"

Marty Poller went inside.

"What are you playing there, Syobon?"

"Monopoly."

"I see. Want to play my little game? Its called uhhh pull the Stielhandgranate."

He pulls out the very fancy toy.

"no"

"Dang. Time for plan B."

"What did ye say ya fu-" Started AriDADDYSyobon

"I said TIME FOR PLAN C"