How Big Nate TRIGGERED You!!

WARNING
The following article is over-exaggerated. Most opinions shared aren't accurate to my personal thoughts and feelings. So don't take away my Cheez Doodles, pretty please?

How Big Nate TRIGGERS You!

 * This comic came out in 1991, just 3 years after The Simpsons. I guess we know where Nate got his spiky hair from.
 * I can't tell if Nate is secretly Bart Simpson or Brock from Pokémon.
 * Why do all the characters have lines for eyes? It looks so rushed.
 * Nate thinks Nintendo is ¨So 90s¨. I WILL KILL YOU!!!
 * Nate looks cool, but in reality, he sucks at everything.
 * Am I the only one who thinks Principal Nichols and School Picture Guy are related?
 * The comic is SOOO predictable! ¨New kid at P.S. 38 = potential love interest for Nate. Nate will find somthing wrong with her and break up with her JUST as she starts to become a big character.¨
 * Hey ummm....Mr. Peirce! Your grammys FINE!! She fell off her chair and got a bruise! No need to pause the strip for 2 months and go 2,000 miles away and check on her.....Oh sh*t.
 * Okay seriously, Mr. Peirce, JUST MAKE a Big Nate Movie! We'd all like it! What ever it is, it'll definitely be better than The Emoji Movie!
 * The colors in the background change almost each day. Can't you just keep the background with the same color?!
 * Nate doesn't change. EVER. The main character is sadly a flat character.
 * Mr. Peirce just sticks SPG in anything that doesn't involve school or home.
 * Almost all the characters in the strip are either assholes or idiots. Some of them (like FREAKING NATE!!) are both.
 * Everyone is a d*ck to Nate. Even his best friends!
 * Remember all of Nate's love interests? Well, you won't see them ever again after she & Nate break up because Mr. Peirce hates us.
 * Now that I think about it, almost ALL the characters in the strip are flat. In fact, none of them change!
 * Jokes are overused. How many times can you say "Oh how I hate him/her"?...Seriously?!
 * Story arcs become very predictable nowadays.
 * It's not melee.
 * Chad(Wth is wrong with chad)
 * Some arcs are very repetitive
 * DUNNO
 * Arcs that don't make sense Super Slam Bros Melee - Menu Theme (Quad City DJ's vs Smash Orchestra)