Fanon:The Wiki Reunion

This is a story based on the members of the wiki. It is completely fictional and any mentions of popular brand names and celebrities are completely coincidental (maybe)

Prologue:
5 days before the incident…

“We had many memories here” Quincy mumbled as he took one last look at the run down wiki house.

Ash looked back with him ”it’s time to move on now, no need to stay here forever, now let’s get going, we have a long drive ahead of us.”

with memories flooding their minds, they turned around and walked off to their car, leaving the wiki sitting by itself…

Chapter 1, the reminder:
15 years later…

It was a cold crisp morning, fog stretched across the lawn of Soti’s house. Soti climbed out of bed ready for yet another day of mind numbing story telling. He walked to the kitchen and poured himself a cup of coffee and sat at his computer.

”Now what is it today? Aliens? Action? Romance? A mix?” He ponders the thought of different scripts, wondering which one will get him that promotion he’s been working for.

Time passed and he still had no idea what to write about. Frustrated, Soti gets up, closes his laptop and walks away. “There’s no way I can get anywhere in life if I have no imagination for a simple story!”

He turns on the tv, hoping to clear his mind and get some kind of idea of a topic. While flipping through the channels he comes across a news broadcast talking about some old abandoned house that has been left untouched for what they can only estimate to be over a decade.

“Hey, isn’t that the wiki house?” Soti's roommate, Thomas, asked sleepily.

“You’re finally awake, it’s about time, but yeah, I think so.”

“Untouched for over a decade, that’s crazy, that place used to be a party house for all the kids in the town of Nathville”

”Hence the term ‘abandoned’ on the screen.”

Thomas stared at it for a long time. “Do you think there still is that train museum?”

“You and your trains! You know, if you weren’t so autistic, you could've been a train conductor right now.”

”It was a failed dream, anyway.” Thomas walked to the kitchen and took out a juice box from the fridge, “But you know what would be funny?”

“And what is that?” Soti answered, annoyed.

“What if we held a reunion for all the people who were a part of the wiki house?”

“That’s impossible, after the murder of Toasted, we have no contact with any of them.”

“I do” he said quietly, while sipping his drink.

“What?”

”I said, I do.”

”You have contact with the wikiers?”

Thomas thought for a while “Yeah.”

“Who?”

“I forgot.”

Soti slumped back into his seat “of course you forgot.“

Soti continued watching the news while Thomas worked on his model train set, when suddenly, a loud crash was heard from the attic.

“What was that?” Soti asked.

“Noo! My train broke.” Thomas whimpered, holding his cracked Thomas the train engine toy.

The crash was heard again.

“I think we have a bigger problem than your train, Thomas.”

”Then go check on it, I'll try to fix this.”

Soti rolled his eyes. “Whatever” and walked over to the steps to the attic. “Anyone there?” He yelled as he walked up the steps.

There was a quick sound of scuffling as Soti made it to the top. “Hello…?” He asked again.

A box fell to the side that made Soti jump. Soti picked up a small dusty bat that was sat next to him, clenching it tightly just in case something jumped at him.

“Where is it!? Where is it!?!” A voice in the darkness grumbled.

“Who is there?” Soti called. “You better not be stealing from me! I got 911 on speed dial!”

“Oh shut up Soti, you’re always making up these lies” it replied.

“You know my name?”

“Of course I know your name, you tried to kill me that night…”

“The night…? I never killed somebody.”

The man stepped out from the shadows and revealed himself as Toasted “Seems like your memory has become faulty.”

Soti jumps back. “Wait!? Toasted? How are you alive!? You’re dead!”

“Oh but I’m not.” Toasted smiled.

Chapter 2, past predictions:
Three days before the incident…

Mrlongdo took a long look at the blue prints. “Do you think it’s actually real?”

Squirrel took the blueprints from his hands. “Of course it’s real! It was put there by the first generation of wikiers.”

“Ok, but why is it important? It’s just some stupid machine.”

”That "stupid machine" is the key to ultimate power!” Squirrel slammed the papers down. “After I obtain it, no one will ever bully me because I’m a gay transgender furry ever again!”

”I don’t bully you…” mrlongdo said under his breath.

“Huh?”

”Nothing.”

“Well we shouldn’t be wasting any time, let’s get going.”

After they walk off to head to the wiki house, someone walks to the table and picks up the blueprints, running off.

Present day…

”Ho- how are you still alive? Aren’t you dead?!” Soti stammered as toasted walked towards him.

“I’ve always been here: never died, never will. Unlike you if you don’t tell me where the key is!”

Soti looked nervously at him. “The key? Why do you need the key?”

”I think you know very well why I need it.” Toasted picked up an old lamp that was next to him. “Don’t make me force it out of you.”

“I ain’t letting you find the key!” Soti held up the bat, ready to Fight.

“What a poor decision.” Toasted said disappointedly.

Soti held the bat up and swung it at him, but it was caught mid air.

“What the-?” He looked behind and saw another Toasted. Surprised, Soti falls backwards. “How are you...?” He looks back in the original direction and sees Toasted in the same spot. “Did you-?”

Toasted smiles. “Yes, I did, but not completely. I still need what you have…” Toasted lifts up the lamp and hits Soti across the head.

Soti wakes up in a panic. "That was just a dream?” He thought to himself.

Soti jumps out of bed and runs to the attic. Everything seems normal, no Toasted, no moved boxes, no blood. He runs back downstairs and opens up his computer and searches up ‘the wiki house discovery.’ No results. No one discovered the wiki house yet.

Dazed from what he just experienced, he searched up two more things: ‘Lucid dreaming’ and ‘future predictions’, and began his research.

Chapter 3, the lock up:
“I think I can see into the future” Soti told Thomas during breakfast.

“Really?” Thomas questioned.

”Well I’m not sure, but if I can that would make me so epic.”

Thomas rolled his eyes. “There’s no end to your ego, is there?”

“Nope! I’ll always be this awesome!” Soti exclaimed.

Thomas kept eating.

“We should organize the attic.” Soti said randomly.

“For what purpose? It’s fine the just way it is.”

”Well what if its not?”

“Then go clean it.”

Soti got up from the table and went upstairs. “Alright, time to find this key, wherever I put it…”

Soti started going through all the boxes for hours and found nothing.

“Do I even have it? Does it even exist?” He kept searching and still didn't find anything. “Alright, I’ve gone through most of the boxes. I think it was just a normal dream... Oh, what a shame…”

He got up and looked around the room. “Nothing but boring boxes filled with boring childhood stuff.” He stood there for a while, thinking. “My childhood… all the fun I had with the wikiers. Man, those were the days. Too bad we had to go our separate ways."

2 days before the incident

Can’t spun the lock on the wiki house. “And there’s that. The house is locked up for history.”

“Even though I hated this place, I’m still going to miss the memories.” Soti said sadly.

”I never liked it: too many autistic people.” Thomas turned around and walked off. “and I hate autistic people!”

“We know that, Thomas.“ Shin yelled after him.

They stood in front of the door of the place where all the memories they’ve ever made laid.

“Anyone want this key? I’m going to lose it if I keep it.” Can’t held the key up for Soti and Shin to see.

”I’ll keep it, even though we don’t have a use for it, I’ll keep it as a memory.” Soti grabbed the key out of his hand and put It in his pocket.

“It’s been fun, but I have to go draw anime girls for a living.” Shin said, turning away and skipping off. “I’ll be sure to send you all some of my famous drawings!” She called as she went off into the distance.

Can’t looked at the ground ”I’m going to head off too, good luck in life, Soti.” And he walked off.

Soti sat down against the door and reviewed his thoughts. He took a look at the key that was used for so many memories. “I don’t have a use for this.” He muttered, and put the key under a rock near the door. “For the future.” He said. And walked away from the house.

Chapter 4, the call:
Soti ran down the stairs in a hurry, “Thomas! Pack your bags! We’re going to the wiki house!”

thomas jumped up. “The wiki house? Why?”

”im holding a reunion, now come on, we don’t have much time, let’s go.”

Thomas ran to his room and came out moments later with his bags. “Are we taking the train!?”

“no we’re driving”

thomas looked disappointed “oh man…”

”come on let’s go”

”wait, how are doing this reunion? It’s been 15 years and we don’t have any contact with any of them, how do we know they are even still alive?”

“uhh..” Soti wondered how this was even going to be possible. “Do you have contact with any of them?”

thomas turned on his phone and looked through it, “I have ashes contact, but I haven’t talked to him since we left.”

“Call him, maybe he’ll answer.”

“Alright” Thomas dialed the number and waited until the call connected up. “It works.” He said as he waited for someone to pick up.

moments went by and no one answered, Thomas put down the phone, “well there goes the hope for a reunion,” Thomas slumped into his chair.

“well shit. We can still go to the wiki house right”

”yeah I guess we c-“ Thomas was cut off by the ring of his phone, he picked it up and was surprised to see it was ash calling. “He’s calling!”

”well give it here you bozo” Soti snatched the phone from Thomas’s hand and answered it. “Ash?”

there was no voice on the other end.

”hello…?” Soti Waited for an answer

“What are you doing calling this number? Hang up now.” Someone on the other end answered.

”this is Soti, from the wiki House.”

the line went dead.

”he hung up. The bitch hung up!”

”well maybe he doesn’t want to talk.”

Soti stood there looking at the phone wondering who was on the other end, when a message came up.

Soti grabbed up the phone and read the email. “If you’re actually Soti then meet me at the wiki house tomorrow at 9:00 AM.”

“get in the car Thomas, we have things we need to do.”

They got into the car and drove off.

Chapter 5, the wiki house:
Soti checked the time, “it’s 8:00, we’re almost there”

Thomas watched out the window, “15 years since we’ve been there, since anyone has been there.”

”yeah, it’s crazy to think how we were the last generation of people there.”

“What do you think that mysterious call was about? That doesn’t see very normal”

Soti chuckled “When has ash ever been normal?”

Thomas stayed quiet for a moment. “But that was just very uncalled for, a mysterious ‘meet me here at this time’”

Soti thought about that, what was the point of that? “I’m pretty sure there’s an explanation for it.”

”yeah, sure”

20 minutes later…

“well we’re here” Soti said as he pulled up a path that has been over grown with 15 years of untouched plant growth. “The path to the house, i think it’s like a half mile walk from here.”

thomas looked down the path nervously “I don’t like the memories here”

“It’s been years Thomas, get over it” Soti pushed passed the growth and walked down the path.

Thomas waited behind. “There were so many autistics there, and so much… not fun events…” Thomas stepped onto the path. “But I must move on.”

15 minutes later…

they walked for half a mile, they climbed over fallen trees, walked across running steams, and possibly got lost a few times until they came across the wiki house.

they stopped infront of it. “Well, there it is” the place was run down, with the paint chipping off the sides of the house, the roof was rusted over, windows coated with dust and cobwebs. “It’s truly a sight to see.” Soti said

thomas looked around, “not exactly how I remember it looking. Now where is ash at?”

Soti checked the time “he should be here in 10 minutes, we should go into the house”

Soti started to walk to the house but Thomas stopped him “look there’s someone over there.” Thomas pointed to the side of the house and saw someone peaking around the edge but they looked away.

“Is that ash?” Soti ran over to where he saw the person. “Ash?” He said as he ran around the corner, but no one was there. “Hello? I saw you! It’s me Soti by the way!”

Soti turned back around “well Thomas, looks like we were just hallucinat-“ Thomas wasn’t there.

soti checked around the house. “Did he run back the truck?” He asked himself.

He looked around some more when he heard a door slam behind him. When he spun around he say the door of the wiki house slightly shake. Soti walked over to the door and tried to open it but it was locked. “That’s weird…” he knocked the door and called for someone.

”the door is locked Soti. You’re going to need a key to open that”

Soti turned around to see ash. “Well look who it is”

Chapter 6, the key:
“It’s been a while.” Ash said.

”yeah it has, this place hadn’t changed much has it.” Soti said

“despite from it falling apart due to lack of maintenance than no, it hasn’t. Anyways, where have you been?”

“I’ve been out in the city, far from here.”

”yeah, it sure sucks that you were gone for so long, I was wondering when you were going to be back.”

“I don’t think I would have ever came back.” Soti exclaimed  “But there was just this thing in my Mind that just drew me back.”

”what thing?” Ash asked

Soti thought for a moment “just some thought that made me want to come back, nothing important”

Soti then heard Some muffling from somewhere out of his vision. “Say… did you happen to see Thomas? He was just with me.”

ash waited to answer but before he was someone came around the corner holding onto a tied up Thomas.

“Hey!? Why do you have Thomas tied up?” Soti yelled “and who are you.”

“Looks like there’s no point in hiding it” ash reached behind his back and pulled out a gun and pointed at Thomas.

“woah! What’s with the gun ash? What’s going on”

“why don’t you give me the key to the house? And then maybe you’ll get some answers”

“The key?! I don’t Have the key!”

ash cocked the gun and kept it pointed at Thomas. “Don’t make me do this Soti, tell me where the key is and this will be over”

thomas struggled against his captor but wasn’t able to get out.

“why do you want the key so badly?” Soti asked.

”the key first, then answers”

soti looked around in a panic, he knew the key was around here somewhere because he remembered tossing it out into some bushes.

“look ash, I’m telling the truth, I don’t have the key, when can’t gave it to me I tossed it somewhere around this property so it could get found by future”

Ash didn’t buy it. “What kind of lame excuse is that? You got one more chance to tell me where that key is or your friend here gets it”

Thomas was in a full on panic. He was thrashing all around trying to escape. “I can’t hold him much longer ash” the man said

“I’m working on it Quincy!” Ash yelled “but this guy won’t tell me where he hid the key!”

“Ash, just help me look around this property, I promise you we’ll find it” Soti said in a panic

“oh so you want to play games now?” Ash pulled the trigger on the gun and shot Thomas in foot. Thomas then collapsed on the ground crying in pain. “I can play games all day Soti, but soon we may run out of contestants”

“ash! I am telling the truth! I don’t want anyone else getting hurt!”

ash stood there frustrated. “Fine, let’s have a little scavenger hunt.” Ash lowered the gun “drop him Quincy, he’s not going anywhere”

Quincy dropped Thomas “so we’re looking for the key?”

“That’s right” ash answered “so let’s get to looking”

they searched for about 20 minutes and found nothing.

“Man, it sure is fun to get fucked by an old friend.” Ash said sarcastically

“it’s around here somewhere ash, I know it is.” Soti said.

ash sighed.

another 10 minutes went by when Soti spotted something shining in the dirt. He picked it up and brushed the dust off. It was the key! “I found it! Soti yelled!”

ash jumped up “really!? Give it!” Ash ran over to Soti

“wait, before you take it, go untie Thomas, the poor guy is still lying in the dirt.”

“Fine, let’s go untie him”

they walked over to thomas who was laying in the dirt whimpering with blood around his foot. “You should patch that thing up thomas” ash told him as he untied Thomas.

”WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ASH!” Thomas screamed at him! “YOU SHOT ME!”

“oh calm down, we’re all friends here"

Thomas tried to jump at ash but couldn’t find his balance. “I HATE YOU!”

“I love you too Thomas” ash turned around to Soti “the key?” He said reaching out his hand.

“don’t give him the key Soti” Thomas pleaded “I don’t trust him”

“Shut it Thomas” ash growled “Soti, key, now.”

Soti was skeptical to give him the key, what was so important in that house that he has to shoot his own friend for? “What’s in the house?” Soti asked pulling the key away.

ash thought wether or not he should tell Soti about what’s in there. “There’s a device, that has the power to create an army of clones that will do whatever you want them to do. It’s essentially a real life raid machine.“

An army of clones… Soti juggled that thought in his mind. “That sounds interesting, how about we work together in this thing”

”that was the plan wasn’t it?” Ash asked.

“Allow me to unlock the door.” Soti walked over to the door of the house and spun the lock

“I would think twice before opening that door Soti” someone said from behind them.

Chapter 7, the never ending war:
Everyone turned around to see squirrel, Mrlongdo, Vecna, and a few other not important background characters all keeping Soti, ash, Quincy, and Thomas at gunpoint

“oh shit…” ash muttered

squirrel slowly walked over to them “I would enjoy it if you gave me that key Soti.”

“Let me guess, you want into the house so you can find this raid machine?” Soti questioned mockingly

”I see that ash and Quincy let you in on the secret, now give me the key”

”we’re going to build an army!” Mrlongdo yelled excitedly

”there’s no use in fighting.” Vecna said from the back of the crowd. “You’re completely outnumbered”

Thomas looked at The guns in their hands with a panic “I don’t wanna get shot again”.

“you can avoid that happening if you give me the key to the house” squirrel answered

“We’d rather die than give you this key! Shin! Bring the army!”

”an army?” Thomas and Soti asked in sync

shin and more unimportant background people emerged from behind the house all fully armed with guns and other fun war weapons.

“so you want a war?” Squirrel asked with a smirk “then it’s a war you’ll get. FURRIES! ATTACK!”

Quincy yelled right after him “others! Defend!”

guns started firing and everyone took cover on their sides.

“Guys! Help!” Thomas shouted trying to crawl to safety “I don’t want to die!”

“We gotta help him” soti told Thomas.

“Well go do it.” Ash handed Soti a handgun “be a hero”

“dude I can die going out there!”

“so can he” ash pointed at Thomas who was practically cowering in fear with bullets flying around him.

Soti gripped the gun in his hands, cocked the gun, took a deep breath, and jumped out of cover firing bullets at the opposing side.

he rolled across in a non heroic fashion and got to Thomas. “Come on let’s go” Soti handed him the gun, “you shoot while I drag”

Thomas nodded in pain and held the gun up shakily and started firing.

Soti drug Thomas back to cover and layed him down. “You’re losing quite a bit of blood there Thomas”

thomas struggled to find his words.

”here,” ash said pulling out bandages from his pocket and tossed it to Soti. “Get to work.”

Soti bandaged Thomas up tightly “just rest here Thomas, we’ll try to stop this”

Soti took the gun back from Thomas and reloaded and it and looked up at the battle.

Bullets littered the ground around them, bodies lying limp on the ground from both sides. All the main characters were still alive though.

“Holy shit! People are actually dying!” Soti said stutterly

”I think that’s how a war works” Ash replied sarcastically “now start shooting, we need all the firepower we can get”

“ok” soti said breathing heavily.

he put the gun over his shelter and began to fire blindly

“you’re wasting bullets!” Ash yelled at him

“well I don’t really wanna die…”

“Yeah I don’t either, but we have to protect the wiki house!”

”what if I don’t shoot at all? You guys can hold the fort right?”

Ash slapped Soti “Jesus Christ man, this ain’t a time to be funny, NOW ACTUALLY SHOOT RIGHT!”

”damn alright,” Soti peaked over the cover and aimed a his gun at squirrel who was hiding in the bed of a truck. “Who knew a reunion would end like this” he cocked his gun, steady his aim and fired a blank.

“What the hell? I’m already out of ammo?” Soti looked back over at squirrel. Squirrel fixed his look at Soti and his face turned into anger, he raised his gun and shot at Soti.

Soti ducked behind the cover as bullets whistled past him. “I’m out of ammo ash! And they’re moving in!”

Ash peaked at the opposing army, “shit” he whispered “you still got the key?”

Soti reached into his pocket and pulled it out, “yes I do. “

“Great” he said “I need you to sneak around to the back of the house and get in, we’ll hold them off while you’re in there”

”wait, why?” Soti asked “what am I supposed to do in there, I don’t even know where this weapon is!”

”you aren’t looking for a weapon, I lied about that to get you find the key quicker. What we really need is the contents inside.”

“the contents? What contents”

”the contents that will finally allow us to solve the toasted mystery”

Chapter 8. toasted:
1 hour before the incident

Soti picked the key up off the ground, “like I’d actually just leave this here for anyone to find” he walked over to the wiki house door and unlocked it.

“I thought we were supposed to abandon that place,” someone stated

“Thomas, I can do whatever I want ok, besides, there’s some stuff I want before I lock it up for good”

“I’m not Thomas,”

Soti turned around and saw toasted, “oh, it’s you, wait, why are you here? You left the wiki months ago.”

”yeah I know, I just decided to come back for a visit, I’m honestly not surprised that you’re here, you never were able to let go of this place”

“well I had fun here, it’s hard to forget the memories of this place, also, you should probably go, if people find out you’re here, they won’t be happy”

“come on Soti, I can’t give up on this place either”

“Didn’t you try to burn this place down? And tried to tear everyone apart and make us hate eachother?”

“That’s all in the past, I mean we’ve all done funny stuff, you should know Soti, you were on my side anyways”

“I may of been on your side but I wasn’t with you, I tried to help you do the things you did better, but you didn’t listen, and look what happened. You’re hated, rejected by everything that has to do with the wiki”

“What if I’m intended on listening now?”

“There’s no use, everyone is gone, whatever you want to do is pointless, I suggest you get going before any others come back for one last look at the wiki house”

Toasted walked closer to Soti, “but if it wasn’t pointless? What if I said there is a way we could go after each wiki member individually?”

”toasted, there’s no point, it’s over”

”but if there was a way we could kill them!?” He yelled at Soti “make them pay for all the times they laughed and made fun of us! All the times they were mean! we could get revenge!”

Soti looked at toasted evil written face “wow, you’ve gone crazy, and no, I’m not killing anyone. Live and forget toasted.”

toasted’s face grew with anger “who the fuck do you think you are?” Toasted was right in front of Soti now. “You think you’re one them now? We’re supposed to work together here! And we need to work together to kill them!”

“Dude, that’s in the past, let’s calm down, just move on.”

“And to think that you were like me, but it turns out you’re just as pathetic as them. Yeah, I’ll forget about it, ID FORGET ABOUT YOUR LIFE!” Toasted then punched Soti to the ground

“dude what the hell?” Soti said

“I’m going to kill you, you know that right? I’m going to kill you and your friends”

“no you aren’t” Soti jumped up “I won’t let you”

toasted smiled, “well then, let’s go”

soti threw a punch at toasted but he deflected it and hit back. Soti tried again but failed.

“you’re weak” toasted chucked as he took a knife out of his pocket, “I’m sorry about this, I definitely thought this would end differently” and he swung down with the knife

Chapter 9, an aiding hand:
toasted swung down with his knife right at Soti “goodbye asshole” He whispered

Soti rolled out of the way at the last and toasted’s blade hit the ground and broke.

”DAMNIT!” Toasted yelled and jumped at Soti.

they both fought and rolled on the ground, although toasted was winning.

toaster rolled Soti over onto his back and held him down. “Looks like you lost” he laughed.

Soti tried to mutter something but couldn’t find his words.

just then someone grabbed toasted from the back and threw him to the side, “get off of him.” The guy said

toasted spun back around, “who the hell are you?”

“that doesn’t concern you, now get out of here”

“Well looks like you want what he got” toasted pointed down at Soti.

“I doubt that” the guy said

toasted ran at him but got pushed to the side.

Toasted got back up but was hit back down.

“I’m just a bit tired” toasted said pretending to yawn “I could beat you easily” toasted got up and walked back. “You win this time” and he took off behind the wiki house.

”thanks man” Soti said faintly has he stood up. “That guy is crazy with ego. Also who are you? I’ve never seen you at the wiki house”

”I’m not apart of this ‘wiki house,’ I was just out taking a night stroll and saw your face getting pounded”

”well I’m Soti in case you were wondering, and about that, that guy was toasted, and if you want to know why that happened, well it’s a long story.”

”I’m 23aee, and I don’t feel like being anymore apart of this then I have to.”

”that’s a good idea, all I’m here for is to get a few more of my things here, then I’m locking this place up for good.” Soti reached into his pocket to find the wiki house key but found nothing “that’s weird It… it was right here…” he felt around for a bit more. “Shit, I think toasted must of took it, which is not good.”

“why not?” 23aee asked

At that moment Soti smelled smoked and when he looked behind him, he saw a slight glow. “That’s why.” Soti said “he’s lighting the place on fire.”

Soti ran to the back of the house and ran through the door and saw toasted starting a fire. “HEY!” Soti yelled “stop that!”

toasted looked back, “it’s to late, the fire is already burning.”

Chapter 10, death:
Soti ran to an emergency fire extinguisher

“Oh no you don’t!” Toasted yelled and ran at Soti but then got side tackled by 23aee

“what the-? Oh it’s you again” toasted growled

23aee smirked. “That’s right”

toasted and 23aee fought with fire slowly spreading around them.

Soti grabbed the fire extinguisher and sprayed it at the fire, making it go out.

“God damn it!” Toasted yelled and kicked 23aee off of him, 23aee flew into a wall and fell unconscious. toasted then got up “if fire doesn’t work then I’m going to have to use something with a little more range to it.” And he took a can tear gas.

he Unclipped the can and threw it at the door, making the gas block the exit.

“You maniac!” 23aee yelled

“you just locked us all in here!” Soti said.

“no, just you two.” Toasted grabbed a gas mask out of his mask and to more cans or tear gas. “I’ll make sure to pay my respects at your graves” he put on the gas mask but was quickly tackled by Soti who ripped the mask off and Soti hit his leg the fire extinguisher, breaking it. Toasted yelled in pain

“I think it’s the other way around” Soti said

“Even if you make it out, you still can’t save your new friend over there,”

Soti looked over at 23aee who was still unconscious.

“Looks like you lost Soti,” toasted chuckled

“There’s nothing a can do…” Soti muttered to himself.

“That’s right, you can kill me now, and he’ll still end up dead”

Soti took the cans of tear gas and put the mask on. He looked over at 23aee one last time “thanks for saving me” and he ran out.

once out he looked back into the door way and say 23aee still laying there limp, and he saw toasted crawling around.

Soti closed his eyes tightly, unclipped one of the cans of tear gas, threw it in, and he shut the door.

he took the mask off and stood there for a moment. He looked at the last can of tear gas and read the safety label. “Keep out of reach of children, handle with cation. Produced by squirrel’s weapon business.”

Chapter 11: the smell of nightmares:
Soti clutched the keys in his hand and prepared himself to run.

“you’ll protect me right?” Soti asked ash

“of course I will, you’re the one with the key anyways”

soti readied himself and waited for a break in the rain of bullets.

squirrel and the others stopped to reload and Soti took that chance and bolted across to the back of the house “hey where is he going?” Someone from the opposing side shouted.

Soti drifted around the corner and found himself in a familiar spot. He stared at the door and with the faint smell of gun smoke floating across his nose, he put the key in the lock and spun it.

The door opened with an Audible creak to reveal an old nostalgic nightmare. Soti took a step in and looked around.

there were dark smoke spots scattered across the floor and walls, a slight burning smell swam threw the air but quickly vanished.

With memories flooding his thoughts, Soti walked further in. He looked around more and there was nothing. No furniture or decorations like there was when he left, and even more startling to Soti, the fact that there were no bodies to be seen, no blood, nothing.

‘How can this be?’ Soti wondered

Footsteps were then heard from behind and ash, Quincy, and shin dragging Thomas ran in and closed the door and locked it behind them.

“alright this should buy us some time” shin said.

thomas muttered something inaudiblly

“alright, let’s find out the clues to toasted’s death” ash told the others.

“there’s nothing here” Quincy said pointing around “besides some random black spots in the ground, there’s no furniture or anything, are we even sure he died here? Or if he died?”

”i remember hearing about him dying around here” shin added in “apparently he died with this other guy.”

”where did you hear this at?” Soti asked

“Thomas told me the last time we were together, said toasted was in here with some other guy and just died. No other information present. That’s also why we are here, to understand how he died.”

“then why are the others trying to stop that?”

”they believe that there is this powerful cloning machine hidden deep under this house and that’s why they want in, we tried to tell them there’s nothing but they refused to listen and just decided to become enemies with us, plus if the rumors of a clone machine are true. We can’t let them have it”

“this makes no sense”

”yeah I know” ash said.

Quincy walked around trying to find any other sign of clues. “No sign of a body or anything” he muttered. “There’s no use guys, it seems something came in and cleaned this place”

“But how?” Ash questioned “Soti is the only one with the key, there’s no way anyone else could get in. Unless…”

they all turned and looked at Soti.

“What?” Soti asked

“do you have anything to do with this?” Quincy asked

“uhh” Soti stalled as he tried to come up with some kind of excuse but came with none. “Yeah…” he said softly

“what!?” They all said at once.

“What did you do to toasted!?” Quincy asked angrily

”I- uh-“ Soti stuttered “look I didn’t do it on purpose! He wanted to kill all of us!”

”really?” Ash asked as he walked closer to Soti. “Explain”

Soti told the whole story about toasteds plan on killing everyone and their fight, and 23aee and his sacrifice and how Soti killed toasted.

Everyone sat and thought for a moment.

“I- he’s- al-“ Thomas tried to make words but was stopped by the pain of his wound.

”what?” Soti asked

Thomas didn’t say anything else.

”well, that’s certainly an interesting story” shin said.

suddenly a pounding was heard on the door and it started cracking

“their breaking Down the door” Quincy said frightened.

”oh shi-“ ash was interrupted by the crash of the door.

“guess who’s here!” Squirrel said

”it’s your worse nightmare!” Mrlongdo said

squirrel slapped Mrlongdo “quite” he grumbled

Chapter 12: a guest appearance:
“Looks like you got no where to run” squirrel said with his army aiming their weapons at the others. “Now the fun will shortly start” squirrel signaled to his army and they surrounded Soti and the others

ash, Quincy, and shin all took out their weapons and got ready to shoot but they were hit out of their hands.

“Don’t do that. We’re supposed to win” mrlong said with a grin “we’re going to build an army!”

“there’s no such thing as a clone machine! You can’t build an army” Quincy tried to convince them.

squirrel knocked along the walls of the house, “we’ll see about that”

he continued to knock along until he found a hollow spot, “oh yeah, Mrlongdo, hand me the sledge hammer”

Mrlongdo grabbed a sledge hammer and handed it squirrel

”here we go”

”are you sure there’s no machine?” Soti whispered to ash

“there shouldn’t be” ash replied

squirrel prepared for a swing but the spot in the wall suddenly opened up.

”wha-!” Everyone said in unison as the wall swung open on a hinge.

dust flew into the air as it opened and out stepped toasted. “Hello again” he said with a smirk.

Chapter 13: toasted and the clone machine
“How-?” Soti stuttered in confusion “how are you alive!?” He said as People muttered questions to themselves

toasted Turned his head to Soti and his grin faded. “Never thought I’d see you again,” he said angrily. “It’s going to be fun to kill fun you”

“kill him?” Squirrel said with surprise “that’s my job!”

”yeah!” Mrlongdo added

”it’s my job now” toasted told them

“I don’t think so, army, get him” squirrel said

squirrels army closed in on toasted.

toasted unfazed, shrugged and snapped his fingers.

just after he did that, a dozen of other toasted’s flooded out of the hole in the wall and took out the entire army. Toasted snapped his fingers again and the clones disappeared and left a dead army lying on the ground.

”it’s real…” squirrel muttered in amazement

“what the hell?” Shin said

“The machine is real!?” Quincy said surprised

“of course it is, I built it” toasted said with pride.

”say…” squirrel inched closer to toasted. “What if we partner up? Two people means more clones which would mean a bigger army and a bigger army means potential world domination”

”make that three people!” Mrlongdo said happily “no one can stop an army of thousands of clones!

toasted thought for a moment. “you got a point, world domination does sound fun.”

”but we didn’t agree to world domination. We agreed that we only kill Soti and his friends!” A voice said coming from the hole

”who is that?” Ash asked

the person walked out of the hole and revealed himself as 23aee

“You’re also alive!?” Soti said “how!? I killed you with tear gas!”

”yeah… but you only threw in one, which meant that it spread slower and gave us time to crawl into that secret little room we were in” 23aee said

“you’ve been here for 20 years?” Quincy asked

“well not all of us, I’ve only been here for like a few weeks” someone else stepped out of the hole

“who are you?” Squirrel asked

“My name is beanos. I’m a pizza delivery guy”

“What? How does that make any sense?” Shin asked

“well i delivered a pizza here once, and then they kidnapped me, I’ve gotten used to it tho, it’s pretty nice down there”

“you kidnapped a pizza delivery guy?” Soti asked toasted

toasted shrugged. “I was low staff.”

Chapter 14: a slight change in plot:
“But I’m not here to chat with you guys” toasted said with anger “you used to always treat me like I was below you, well… no more. Now you’re the ones below me.”

Toasted took a device out of his pocket. “It wasn’t nice kno-“ out of nowhere squirrel grabbed the device out of toasteds hand and passed it to Mrlongdo. “Come on let’s get out of here!” He said as he turned and ran

”oh hell no! He just took my cloning device, how am I going to make more clones then before?” Toasted snapped his fingers and a dozen toasteds ran out the hole in the wall. “I need you guys to get that gay man who ran away with the device”

“yes sir!” All the clones said at once and took off after squirrel.

”I’ll just deal with you guys for now” toasted, beanos, and 23aee dragged Soti, Thomas, ash, and shin through the hole and down the steps.

they reached a room full of clone machines, “this is where the fun was going to happen” toasted began. “Until squirrel took my clone device.”

“why do you need the device if you can already make clones with a snap of your finger?” Ash asked

“I can only make a certain amount. That device allows me to make more. It also allows me to choose who I clone”

“wait, so does that mean squirrel is able to make clones?” Shin asked

“no, he’s not down here to put his dna in the machine.”

a few gunshots rang above the clone room in the wiki house and yelling was heard.

”I think squirrel is on his way.” Soti told toasted

toasted snapped his fingers again but nothing happened, “he killed my clones…” he said with panic. He turned to Beanos “quick! Get the Weapons ready! We can’t let him get to the machine.”

“yes sir” beanos said and ran to a nearby room and came out with an assortment of guns.

“hey! We can help too!” Quincy said “our original goal was to keep him away from here”

“I don’t trust you.” Toasted said “you guys are going to stay there tied up, we got this”

thomas tried to mutter something but couldn’t

“come on man!” Ash tried to plead “we can’t let him get to the machine, that wouldn’t be good for anyone.”

”no” toasted told ash, “now come on guys, we got a machine to defend”

toasted, 23aee, and Beanos all ran out to fight squirrel.

Soti squirmed in his ropes trying to get loose. “Why did I think it was a good idea to visit place?”

“We’ll get out of this, then we can all get back to our normal lives” shin assured

Soti wiggled harder letting the ropes on slowly move down on his body. “Come on…”

eventually the ropes dropped and he was free.

“you got out?” Quincy ask surprised

“Yeah I just wiggled out” he said as he untied everyone. Now come on, we have to help toasted.

shin ran into the weapon room and came out with a few pistols, “this is all I could find” she said

“I guess this’ll have to do” ash said

“so I repaired all the bugs in the system sir, is there anything else you need me to do-“ a guy walked from behind a corner. “Who are you guys?”

“We’re the guys who are going to save the world from being run by a gay transgender furry” Soti told him. “And who are you?”

“I uh- where’s toasted?”

“up there fighting”

”so- I- ok- well I’m Vecna, I’m the maintenance guy.” Vecna back up slowly, “I have nothing to do with toasteds plan…” Vecna ran off back around the corner.

”a maintenance guy.” Quincy questioned. Lightly

suddenly a bunch of foot steps were heard pounding down the steps

“those arent toasteds..” Soti said with fear.

Chapter 15: the maintenance guy:
The gunfire ended and multiple footsteps pounded down the steps towards everyone. “That’s squirrel” ash said.

“what do we do?” Shin asked

”we need to find that maintenance guy. He can probably help us turn off this machine before squirrel finds out how to work this thing.” Soti answered

“let’s split up. We can search more of this place faster” Quincy said

”how big is this place supposed to be?” Shin asked

“let’s find out” Soti said and they ran off in split directions. Quincy and ash went down one hall and Soti and shin went down another.

”hey! Where did they go?” Squirrels voiced was heard from behind. “Well don’t just stand there, go find them.” He told his men who ran after.

“great, now we have people chasing us.” Shin said sarcastically.

“Vecna! get out here! We need your help!” Soti called.

”try not to make so much noise, they’ll know where we are.” Shin pointed behind her and said

“Right…”

they continued to run down the hall when they came to a split section. “Well, see you later Soti” she said as she darted off to the right.

“alright then” he said to himself and ran to the left.

where is that maintenance guy? soti thought to himself

Soti ran and pasted a room labeled as “the alt room”

“The alt room?” Soti went to open the door but squirrels men came from around the corner

“there he is!” One of them said

“I’ll look at that later” he ran off from the room.

he continued to run from squirrels men until he ran right into ash.

“ow” ash said as they fell to the ground.

they quickly got up. “What are you doing here?” Ash asked soti

”I’m running from those guys” Soti pointed back at squirrels men.

”well fuck…” he said disappointedly “so was I”

Soti and ash was quickly surrounded by squirrels men. “The thing that sucks is that we left the guns back at the main room.” Ash told soti.

Squirrels men grabbed them and drug back to the room.

they tied them back up along with Quincy and shin.

“did anyone ever find the maintenance guy?” Soti asked

“to many rooms” Quincy said. “I was looking through them until I was caught.

“ah, welcome back!” Squirrel greeted them. “You almost missed the beginning of my world domination”

”our World domination” mrlongdo corrected.

“yeah whatever” squirrel shrugged off his words

“do you even know how to work the machine?” Quincy asked squirrel.

”no…” Quincy answered “but he does” he pointed to Thomas, who was accidentally left behind.

“him?” Soti questioned “ I don’t even think he knows what’s going on. How would he work a machine like this?”

“you’re friend toasted let me in on some interesting news right before I killed him. He told me his secret spy will stop me, he wasn’t so Willing to let me know. But Beanos on the other hand, he let me in on the news. He told me that Thomas was secretly working for toasted”

“What!? How?” Soti asked in shock “he’s been living with me for like the past 15 or so years. He’s never left the house because he can barely even drive, how would he work for toasted”

”I did… know-“ Thomas tried to make words “how to… drive-“

“This guy should really be in the hospital” One of squirrels men said

“QUITE!” Squirrel yelled

squirrel leaned down next to Thomas. “Tell me how to work this machine.”

“no” Thomas said

squirrel took out a gun and pointed it at Thomas “could you repeat that?”

”you.. can’t kill me… I’m the only one who… can work the… machine” Thomas managed

“you’re smarter than I thought.” Squirrel said. “How could I make you speak? Oh I got it!” Squirrel pointed his gun at Soti. “Tell me or he gets it”

”woah!” Soti panicked “let’s stay calm here”

“tell me Thomas, or Soti will meet someone he’s always wanted to be”

“You-“ Thomas started but was interrupted

”I’ll tell you!” Someone said from away.

squirrel lowered his gun. “Who are you?” He asked

”I’m Vecna, the maintenance guy. If anyone knows how to work this thing it’d be me, I built this thing anyways. Just don’t hurt anyone”

“I can’t guarantee anything” squirrel signaled his men who nodded and put Vecna at gunpoint

Vecna jumped “hey! Don’t shoot me!”

”I won’t” squirrel reassured him. “Unless you don’t do what I ask, and I ask you to run this machine for me”

“ok I will, just don’t kill me..”

“just get to work” squirrel demanded.

Chapter 16: the beginning of the end:
“So basically you take some of your dna, like a piece of hair, spit, whatever and you put it in this little tube” Vecna explained to squirrel

squirrel grabbed the tube and spit in it and handed it back “there, now clone me”

Vecna grabbed the tube and inserted it into the machine. “Ok, how many clones?”

”crank that thing to the max”

Vecna punch some numbers on a screen. “Alright, now we wait about 5-10 minutes and your clones should be done.”

Squirrel smiled “5 minutes till my clones, a day until world domination and I bet the respect I’ve always needed!”

”yeah!” Mrlongdo added “we’re going to run this world and make it want we want! We can have designated places for worshipping us and I can open up my own cucumber shop!”

“Uh-huh…” squirrel listened

Mrlongdo kept talking about his perfect world

“what do we do?” Soti whispered to the others “we can’t let that machine finish

“what is there to do?” Shin said “squirrel has his army here and when those clones pop out, we’re going to die.”

“But-“ Soti started

“there’s nothing we can do” Quincy said depressed. “We’ve lost..”

“that can’t be the case” Soti said panicking “this can’t be the en-“

”Soti, shin and Quincy are right. There’s nothing we can do” ash said

“I..I got an idea..” Thomas told them

“what?” Soti said “what can you do? You’re handicapped”

”not entirely..” Thomas coughed and tried to get up.

squirrels men pointed there guns at him “where are you going?” They said

“he… Uh.. Vecna missed a step”

“huh?” Vecna said confused

“he did!?” Squirrel looked angrily at vecna “I thought we had an agreement” squirrel began to lift his gun

“I didn’t miss a step, I don’t kno-“ Vecna pleaded

”you uh.. you forgot to tell him about how to work the remote”

squirrel looked at the remote he stole from toasted “he’s right, I don’t know how to work this thing.”

”that remote doesn’t do much tho, it allows you to choose the number of clones, just like the machine, it’s just a bit more portable” Vecna told him

Thomas struggled to stay on his feet. “No.. you.. forgot something” Thomas reached his hand out for the remote “I’ll show you.”

squirrel hesitated but gave him the remote. “How do I work this?” Squirrel asked

“we’ll all you have to do is-“ in a second Thomas raised his and smashed the remote on the ground into a bunch of pieces

“what the-“squirrel said in shock

Thomas then took squirrels gun and shot his men before they could react.

thomas aimed the gun at squirrel but was tackled by Mrlongdo. “You ruined our plan” Mrlongdo took the gun from Thomas who was unable to fight back. “You have breathed your last breath” Mrlongdo pointed the gun at Thomas’s head and fired. Killing Thomas.

“Thomas!” Soti yelled, he struggled in his ties to free himself “you killed him!”

“good work Mrlongdo” squirrel congratulated Mrlongdo “maybe you can rule with me after all”

”I’ll do anything for you squirrel! Anything!”

soti continued to struggle in his ties “come on guys, Thomas gave us a chance, let’s take it before those clones come out.”

they all nodded in agreement. And began to free themselves

“should I shoot them too boss?” Mrlongdo asked squirrel.

“no. I have better plans for them.”

the machine began to make noises and clones slowly began to move out.

“now this. This is incredible.” Squirrel looked at the machine and all his clones “they look so handsome”

Mrlongdo and squirrel looked at the clones in aw.

”come on…” Soti said to himself. Soon the hall managed to escape.

Mrlongdo turned around and saw that they escaped. “squirrel! They escaped”

“what!?” Squirrel spun around. “God they’re so stubborn. Why can’t they just sit patiently and wait to be killed? Whatever, I didn’t want to do it like this but Mrlongdo, shoot ‘em.”

“Yes master” Mrlongdo aimed the gun at shin. “Bye bye” and fired a blank.

“Huh?” Mrlongdo looked at the gun ”It’s out of ammo!”

“Well get a new squirrel one” squirrel told him

Mrlongdo went for another one but shin tackled him. “No you fucking don’t.”

“come on, pick up some guns and fight!” Ash said

“Not on my watch! Clones! Attack the enemy, and save my partner” squirrel commanded his army at them

at that instant dozens of squirrel clones rushed after them.

“There’s to many of them, we won’t be able to fight them. And there’s more coming out of the machine. We gotta run.” Quincy told them. “Shin, let’s go”

”I won’t be able to” she said while fighting Mrlongdo, “you have to go”

“Not on my watch” ash said as he pick up a gun and ran towards them.

“ash the clones!” Soti said

“He’s going to kill himself” Quincy said

“No he won’t” Soti picked up a gun “we have to make them live” Soti aimed his gun and fired at the clones that were running at shin and ash. “we need to hold them off just for a bit”

quincy agreed and picked up a weapon and fired at the clones.

ash ducked under the fire of bullets and got to shin and Mrlongdo. Mrlongdo had the top advantage and was hitting shin “My Master wants you dead!” Mrlongdo said while hitting her, inflicting severe damage as shin struggled to keep her eyes open.

Ash slammed Mrlongdo off of shin which made him roll away. “Come on let’s go” Ash said as he shook her

shin tried to force words but instead just coughed up blood.

“no no no!” Ash said worried. He tried to picked up shin but couldn’t because the clones finally caught up to him.

”there’s to many!” Quincy yelled to ash “we have to go!”

ash punched away the clones “I can’t leave her here like this!”

Shin was on the ground unconscious

“you don’t have a choice here” Soti said.

“no…” tears started to form in his eyes as he fought off the clones. “It’s not ending like this!” Ash grabbed shin by the feet and tried to dragged her out.

the clones grabbed onto shins arms and pulled her back

“no you don’t!” Ash hit the clones off of shin “come on guys! Shoot these clones!”

”we’re trying!” Quincy yelled back

“I’m reloading!” Soti told him

ash was slowly getting surrounded on all sides by clones.

shin soon came to conscious “I- huh? What’s happening?”

“shin get up!” Ash commanded her

”I uh-“ she noticed all the clones around her “Oh shit” Shin pulled away from the clones and ran off with ash.

“come on! We have to get going!” Quincy said as they all ran off

they came to the exit and went through and ran up the stairs.

They fell out of the opening in the wall. “Barricade that!” Soti told them.

quincy closed the door and sat in front of it, breathing heavily.

ash was looking over shin “are you ok?” He asked her

”not really.. but I’ll live” shin said

ash sighed in relief

“Oh god.. it’s toasted” Soti said pointing at the ground. “And 23aee, and beanos.”

“they’re all dead.” Quincy said “and squirrel has an army of clones. What are we going to do?”

“I.. I don’t know” Soti whimpered to himself

“this isn’t the end tho right?” Ash asked

“no, this isn’t the end.” Soti said. “We can find a way to fix this.”

”and if there isn’t?” Shin asked

”then we better get used to the reign of squirrel.”

End of story.

part 2 here: Fanon:The Wiki Reunion 2: The Reign of Squirrel.