Fanon:Joe Moraliste: Dimensional Traveler

Prologue - Ménhù 42
Over 10 million years ago, the universe was inhabited by unknown beings who could control the cosmos, with the power of a very strong element known as "Ménhù 42". It had the power to give the user the ability to travel between different dimensions. But, after the Big Bang, almost all of the known Ménhù 42 was disintegrated. But, only 3 pieces remained after the explosion no one knows where they are, but our unlikely gang of adventurers just may find it today.

Chapter 1 - The Temple
"The map says it's this way." Joe Moraliste said, pointing to the dark part of the swamp.

"Of course it's THERE." his best friend Nathan said. "Why do all the treasures in the world reside in dark places?"

"For the sake of adventure?" Palette gussed.

"I used to LIVE in a dark place" Gollum said, loading his shotgun. "It wasn't fun. stinkin' monsters everywhere."

"Guys, can we PLEASE focus on the mission?" Joe said to his fellow Anti-Polls. "It a big stone temple, so it's location SHOULD be pretty dang obvio-"

"I've legitimately been staring at it this whole time." ComedyP.

They all looked in the direction he was looking to see the temple spoken of by the Ancients.

Joe sighed as the 5 friends walked inside the temple.

After a long hallway, they saw a blue, glowing, rock sitting on a pedestial.

¨There it is.¨ Nate said. ¨The last known piece of Menhu 42¨

Nate walked towards it and tried to pick it up.

¨Nate!¨ ComedyP said. ¨Have you never seen Indiana Jones? We need to REPLACE It with somthing of it's exact weight or else, we all DIE.

Joe noticed a fedora on the ground (Which was being worn by a dead person).

¨Try this.¨ Joe said.

Nate grabbed it and took the Menhu 42 off the pedestial while quickly putting the fedora on it.

Nothing happened. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

Suddenly, the pedestial dissipated and the ground began to rumble.

RUN!!!¨ Joe shouted.

The temple was falling apart and the entrance was closing and they heard someone singing somthing.

¨HES NEVER BEEN A BOREHE WILL DRAW SOME MOREHE THINKS HES REALLY GREATPUT CHEEZ DOODLES ON HIS PLATE HES BIG NATE¨

Everyone covered their ears so they have to hear this abysmal piece of music.

Nate threw his Plasma Sword at the nearly-closed door and it stopped it from moving. They kept running, and they made it out of the temple.

¨Ugh, that was worse then when me and Palette where forced to hear a Vogan sing ¨The Raven¨ to us!¨ ComedyP said.

¨Well, through thick and thin, we got the Menhu 42!¨ Joe said.

Suddenly, a red aurora formed next to them and 2 all-too-familiar beings popped out of it.

"Miss us?"

"You..." Joe seethed.

Dorian Domanex and his demon associate, Zero, had returned.

"Hand over the element or face a grizzly end," Zero boomed.

Nate instead slammed his Plasma Sword on the ground, knocking them back.

"GO GO GO!" he shouted to the group.

The Anti-Polls continued running through the crumbling temple.

Dorian scrambled to his feet. "They're getting away!"

Zero floated upward. "Not for long, they're not."