How to make a sandwich

sandwich goes crunch crunch like cinnamon toast crunch. how to make a sandwich.

You like sandwich? Me too.
 * 1) Get your thomas the tank engine lunchbox butt and go to the kitchen.
 * 2) Drive to the beach with a cup.
 * 3) Get a scoop of sand with the dang cup.
 * 4) Get your sandy butt back home, to the kitchen.
 * 5) Get some bread.
 * 6) Pour some sand in the bread.
 * 7) Put all of the ingredients you want.
 * 8) Hunt for a witch.
 * 9) Once you get the witch, go back to the kitchen and put it in the sandwich.
 * 10) You made a sandwich! Now eat it.
 * 11) Starting from here, are the correct directions:
 * 12) Get two pieces of bread, put all the ingredient you want in it, eat it.
 * 13) I said eat it.
 * 14) Eat it.
 * 15) If your not eating your gay.
 * 16) oof.