Big Nate Parodies

Goes for Broke (Parody of Revenge)
Jefferson?

Awww man.

So we back on a hill

Got our sleds swinging from side to side Side-side to side

This task, an awesome one

Hope to test out Teddy’s snowtube tonight, night, night snowtube tonight

Heads up

You hear a sound, turn around and look up

Total shock fills your body

Oh no, it’s you again

I can never forget that smirk smirk, smrik Smirk-smirk-smrik

’Cause, baby, tonight

Jeffersons trying to beat us up again

’Cause, Teddy, tonight

Grab your board, tube and bolt again (Bolt again-gain)

And run, run until it’s done, done

Until the sun comes up in the morn’

’Cause, baby, tonight

Jeffersons trying to beat us up again (Beatusup again-gain)

Just when you think you’re safe

Overhear some laughing from right behind

Right-right behind

That’s a nice school you have

Shame it’s gotta end at this time, time, time Time-time-time-time

Snowballs hurl at you

Then your health bar drops and you could use a one-up

Get inside, don’t be Nate-y

So now you’re stuck in there

Half a school is left, but don’t fail, fail, fail, fail-fail-fail

’Cause, baby, tonight

Jeffersons trying to beat us up again

’Cause, baby, tonight

Grab your board, tube and bolt again (Bolt again-gain)

And run, run until it’s done, done

Until the sun comes up in the morn’

’Cause, baby, tonight

Jeffersons trying to steal all our stuff again

Jefferson, you’re mine, haha

Dig up that snow,

And craft a statue,

Use that makeup give it an expression

Get it, baby, go and forge that like you so MLG pro

The statue is as hard as diamond, so come at me bro

Huh? Using your cavalier under the torchlight

Being unoriginal got you ready for the big fight

Every single day and the whole night

Jefferson out prowlin’, woo, alright

Look at me, look at you

Take my revenge, that’s what I’m gonna do

Were more creative, baby, what else is new?

And my blade’s gonna tear through you, bring it

’Cause, baby, tonight

Jeffersons trying to beat us up again

(Gather your stuff, yeah, let’s take back the world, haha)

Yeah, baby, tonight grab your pencil paper and go (It’s on)

Take your revenge (Woo), oh-oh-oh-oh

So fight, fight, like it’s the last, last night of your life, life

Show them your bite (Woo)

’Cause, baby, tonight

Jeffersons trying to beat us up again

’Cause, baby, tonight

Grab your board snowtube and bolt again(Bolt again-gain, woo)

And run, run until it’s done, done

Until the sun comes up in the morn’

’Cause, baby, tonight

Jeffersons trying beat us up again

(Woo)

Flipped out
I used to rule the world

Trash would load when i gave the word

Now I would stay away

Keep my clothes clean, that's what I’d say

Hickey was once terrified

Every time I looked in her eyes

She would yell away

For what a mess this book was, that's what she’d say

One minute I could contain it all

But my mind began to fall

(chorus)

I gaze off into my messy locker

Still could smell all of that Cheezy powder

I'd tidy up as much as could

Though it didn't appear as it should

And hope one day this chaos and

Messyness comes for the better

Never a stain on my shirt

That was when I ruled the land

It was Blonsky and the betancourt

The suspects who took the camera away

Punches whizzing by like streaks of light

I tried all that to stay and fight

As they all went down the hall

I watched my friendship fall

500 Cheez Doodles (parody of 500 chunxs)
When I wake up

I know I'm gonna eat

Gonna find all snacks you stole from me

When I wonder

Well I know I could have stole

I could have stole some Doodles from the shop

And If i'm hungry

Yeah I know there's other food

But I want CheezDoodles It's my fav food

Well I know Im gonna be

Be the one whose digging fro doodles in my room

But I would eat 500 Doodlez

And I would eat 500 more

Just to savour the Cheessy powder

I WANT SOME MORE

When Dad's stalking

Well I know that I will die

I will die because I didn't eat cheez doodles

When they blow up

(blow up)

Well I know where to hide

I'm gonna hide because fighting Dad would do no good

When I'm searching

(searching)

Well I know im gonna find

I'm gonna search through everyone's kitchen

When I'm exploring Well, I know I'm gonna find

I'm gonna find my doodles

I'll even cross the sea

But I would eat 500 doodles

And I would eat 500 more

Just to savour the cheezy powder

AND I WANT SOME MORE

Whered the doodles go?

Whered the doodles go?

Whered the doodles go?

Whered the doodles go?

Whered the doodles go?

Whered the doodles go?

Whered the doodles go?

Whered the doodles go?

Whered the doodles go?

Whered the doodles go?

Artur Pashkov- Rasputin
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

There lived a certain man

in belarus long ago

he was big and strong

with his eyes a flaming glow

most people looked at him with love and cheer

but then that kid nate wright said he was such a dorky deer

he could preach the teachers like a preacher

Full Of kindness and charm

But he also was The Kind of student

Jenny would desire

Mrs. Godfrey (Big Nate parody of "Mr. Crowley" by Ozzy Osbourne, written in Nate's perspective about his evil social studies teacher (exactly one year after first uploading it in the forum))
Mrs. Godfrey, what went on in your head?

Oh, Mrs. Godfrey, why do you wish me dead?

My life stuck with you seemed so tragic

You're not pleasant at all

You taught students history magic

To me, you're part of Satan's horde

Mrs. Godfrey, did you think you were good?

Mrs. Godfrey, just a big pile of rude

With you around, nothing is sacred

You're not one of this Earth

I know you hate me, it's no secret

A mad hatter who made life a curse

Mrs. Godfrey, did you ride a white horse?

Mrs. Godfrey, is it OK, not hoarse?

You made school-time a disaster

Ever since last Fall

I wish school-time could end faster

You keep pinning my back to the wall

Is this all hatred you have?

l want to know why you're bad

I want to know, I want to know what you meant, yeah