Mr. Rosa vs Mrs. Godfrey Rap Battle with Google Translate

Mr. Rosa vs Mrs. Godfrey Rap Battle ran through layers of google translate
1st line is regular

2nd line is translated (Also in bold)

Thanks SBM for the idea!

ComicRater:

This is a joke: 

Ladies and Gentleman! We are here to examine a rap battle between PS. 38s teachers, Mr Rosa and Mrs. Godfrey! Who will win? We will find out! Mrs Godfrey, you have the floor, miss.

'''Ladies and Gentlemen! Now we will consider the battle between rap PS. 38 Professor, sir. And Mrs. Rosa Godfrey? Whoever wins, watch! Mrs. Godfrey, he wanted, let them say, there was an absentee.'''

Mrs. Godfrey:

Mrs. Godfrey: 

Let me rephrase that, you call yourself a teacher?

What is your purpose?

I can't find one single, reasonable feature.

I cannot have the same opinion.

Your kids always fool around, calling you a pushover.

He was often called lazy and hypocritical by their children.

Getting you fired's better than gettin' a 4 leaf clover.

It is best to remove the four leaves.

You brag all the time about how you have Nate.

I'm always proud of Nate.

Maybe that explains all the bad things he creates.

Maybe he doesn't explain all his evil.

So, to get a schooling, let me tell you, buddy.

Ask your friends to read.

You might wanna hop over here, to Social Studies.

Maybe you can go read it here.

ComicRater:

This is a joke:

Oooh! And that was Mrs Godfrey. Mr Rosa, you have the floor, sir.

Outside, Dad!

Mr Rosa:

Mr. Rosa:

(Warning: mr Rosa turns into a simp)

Godfrey, that was a real nice declaration.

Godfrey, wake up.

Come to the Cartooning Club, we're running a nation.

How do you take Georgia home?

I rather be pushed around, than hated by a few.

I like it.

That might sound depressing, but, you know that too.

You will never forget.

Sorry, I was wrong, more than a few hate you!

Yes, booty!

All the students, Nate, and probably Gina too!

I hope he is dead!

You say you are smart, but, well, I think not.

A prayer line will be established to mark the start of the two business days.

You told Nate to stop breathing, and, you should have got caught.

There is no place to go.

ComicRater:

This is a joke:

Ouch! That was tough. Now lets go to our second half. Mrs Godfrey, You have the floor, miss.

'''This is very difficult for you. Now the owner crosses and remembers.'''

Mrs. Godfrey:

Mrs. Godfrey:

Education? I actually went to University!

'''Educational? After college.'''

You didn't study art, you studied biodiversity!

He taught a variety of arts besides art.

Behind the kids back, you probably laugh in their face.

You can put a smile on the baby's finger.

Probably because you are the worst teacher in the human race.

You can be a bad teacher for mankind.

I had 2 kids, I had an accomplishment!

I have two children and I have my own success!

Yet you are an art teacher that is so incompetent!

Anyway, you are a talented artist!

I am mean to Nate, yet somehow, I get away with it.

I told Nate, but for some reason, it didn't work.

I make good points, and all you do is throw a fit.

I'm right, everything's settled.

ComicRater:

This is a joke:

Woah! Mrs Godfrey, take a walk. But not until Mr Rosa says his part! Mr Rosa, you have the floor, sir.

'''This is Godfrey news and we are developing our name in Europe! No no.'''

Mr. Rosa:

Mr. Rosa:

Well, I have a wife, not a marriage I force.

Your.

But your husband probably wishes he could get a divorce.

If you have to do it.

I'm nice to the kids, not loading them with tests.

'''Her children her children her children. Please tell, what is the story of these big puppies ...'''

When Nicholas sees your behavior, you, he will arrest.

Sufferers Sufferers Sufferers Sufferers Sufferers Sufferers God, Sufferers.

I wanna conclude this, so I am here to say,

Today today today today

You can quit your job at any single day.

Yours, yours.

I am helpful to the teachers, not secretly hated.

That's it that's it.

And I'm here to finally say, you have been Nated!

Come on time!

ComicRater:

This is a joke: 

You heard it first, folks! That was the Mrs Godfrey and Mr Rosa rap battle! Who do you think won? Leave it in the comments! We thank you for coming!

'''Brother, I heard! Godfrey and Mr. It was a missile between Rosa. Who do you think works for? I left it! Thank you for coming!'''