Profile: Salty Byleth Main

Information
Salty Byleth Main is an active commenter on GoComics. She was also a Chat and Discussion Moderator on the Big Nate Wiki and participates in events. She is known most for changing her username a lot on GoComics.

My Accomplishments

 * I have an been an active commenter for four months.
 * I am 6th on the leaderboard of the BN wiki.
 * I am 18th on the leaderboard of the BNC wiki.
 * I don't suck.

Every single one of my Gocomics usernames

 * Mifuuwu
 * Mega Ash Greninja
 * Salty Byleth Main
 * Wholesome Inkling Main
 * Spicy Falco Main
 * Surprised Pikachu Main
 * Isabelle With Doom Slayer
 * Saucey (SBM)

All of these have "For Smash (UwU)" at the end

 * Rayman
 * Bomberman
 * Madeline
 * Val
 * The Hollow Knight
 * Pure Vessel
 * Sealed Vessel
 * Ittle Dew
 * Kris
 * Bandanna Waddle Dee
 * Klonoa
 * The Odd 1s Out
 * Jaiden Animations
 * Spyro
 * Infinite
 * Crash Bandicoot
 * Excadrill
 * JonTron
 * The Dark Magicians
 * Gallade
 * Ori
 * Morgana
 * Cheesus Christ
 * Kit Fisto

Catchphrases

 * Omega Random
 * Wow. You are an idiot.
 * Greetings, fellow citizens.
 * Yay. Another two year old.
 * UwU
 * That's nice.
 * ARE YOU JOKING ME?!?!
 * That gets a flag from yours truly.
 * How dare ye.
 * Itz hokay.
 * Yee!
 * Heh heh heh 😏
 * Very nice. Very cool.
 * My oh my
 * What's up, my dear boys and girls?
 * Checkmate!
 * OMG
 * I've had enough of this dude!
 * Giganta-oof

P-Dog
A great person and contributor.

Comic Rater
Obviously, the best individual on the wiki.

Christina
A good friend.

Yoda
I really don't get this guy. "Fun fact: If your parents divorce, it's probably your fault." Like what the heck, man?!?!

Early Life
This is a stupid idea but whatever. I was born in Kentucky on May 27, 2004. I had a older brother, a mother, and a father. I am very lucky to have them and they are some of the people I most look up to. Back then, my parents were still learning English so the only language I knew was Japanese.

My little sister was born around this time.

Anyway, when I was three, I was diagnosed with apraxia. That's basically a disorder where I have muscle weakness and I tawk wike dis. Sniff you huwt my feewings. In all seriousness though, I am also the always the weakest kid in my class. So I finally learned English when I was six. My parents decided to have me homeschooled because the public education system is whack as all get out.

I was nervous when my parents signed me up for a homeschool co-op because I was afraid I was going to get bullied for my speech. Even though I started having speech therapy, my speech was still kinda bad. The kids there were actually very nice and I became friends with a few of them (unbelievable OMG).

My Middle Ages
Fast forward a few years until I was seven. My reading and speech was getting better. Still not great but I was improving. By this time, I had picked up some of my favorite hobbies like reading, Pokemon, and video games. Some of my favorite memories were playing games like Super Smash Bros. Brawl and Super Mario 64 with my two siblings.

There was also some sports I did like softball and archery. I was never really good at these, partly because of apraxia, but they taught me valuable lessons and my parents forced be outside more (what a concept)