We Are Number Says

Note: This is a parody of we are number one. To avoid confusion, Martysays is Robbie Rotten.

[Intro] “Are you, uh, a real poller?” ''“Well, uh, technically... nah.”'' “Have you ever report a anti-poller, like, uh, like a real narwhal?” "Nah.” “Have you ever tried a VPN?” “Nah, nah...” “Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be pollers!”

[Hook]

(instrument music) Hey! We are Number Says Hey! We are Number Says

[Verse 1] Now listen closely Here's a little lesson in Spammery This is going down in Commentary If you wanna be a Poller Number Says You have to report a Anti-poller on the run Just follow my spam, and spam around Be careful not to make a comment about the strip (Shh) (No, don't report me!)

[Hook] We are Number Says Hey! We are Number Says We are Number Says

[Verse 2] Ha ha ha Now look at this anti-poll, that I just found When I say go, be ready to report Go! (Report him, not me!) (Ugh, let's try something else) Now watch and learn, here's the deal He'll slip and slide on this argument! (Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)

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