User blog:OofBigNate123/Oof big nate; my journey in the wizarding world

I have a story i want to tell u guys. it was about how i discoverd i was a wizard.

my parents were kiled in a car crash. or that is wahat i thought. my PARENTS WERE ACTUALY WIZARDS! THEY GOT KILLEDWHILE FIGHINTG THE DARK LORD TOMAS!!! i didnt know it until i gto te letter. lol

I was raised by my evil aunt and uncel. and the very spoiling son DOOFUS I CALLED HIM LOL. JK HIs REAL NAME WAS DUDLEY. one day a person calle dDADBOD appeard at my doorsteop he said YOURE A WIZARD OOF BIG NATE. WHEN I WAS FOUR!!! BECAUE I HAD 500 IQ, duh. SO i wne tot wizard school. i skipped to the sixth grade and I avenged my parents who got killed  BY FIGHTING THE EVIL DARK LORD TOMAS

unfortnellyl i got adopted by perkins miller and then dumbledorr made me swear never to tell anyone or use magic at all in muggle world but now i am disobying him LOL i am such a gangsta!!! OOF BIG NATE IS COOL