The BNCW User Battle

Ok so this is something I'm doing cuz I'm bored so yeah.

Alright here are our contestants!!

Contestants
Zach

Spyro (QF)

Swasimcool (QF)

Garf (Out)

Younglings (Out)

Salty (Out)

Awqua (QF)

Moon

p-dog (Out)

CC

Pl

BNB (Out)

TAC (Out)

Yoda (QF)

Happy (QF)

Henry (QF)

The first battle
 Tac VS Awqua 

The battle begins

TAC starts throwing Big Nate books at Awqua.

Awqua gets hit a bit but still has a lot of power left.

Awqua unleashes a move of writing sentences like this.

Hi I'm Awqua I Like Eating Cake.

TAC starts to get woozy but doesn't give up Tac throws Mr. Gaffneys at Awqua and Awqua gets buried.

Awqua brings out his sentences and makes them run away..

TAC then gets so frustrated seeing those sentences he pulls his hair off and gives it to a pet monkey in a zoo.

Basically he lost.

''' The Winner Is Awqua!! (See what I did there lmso) '''

The Second Battle
 Swasimcool vs P-dog 

Swasimcool starts using water gun at p-dog.

But p-dog's rock hard abs aren't affected at all.

P-dog keeps on flexing while swas tries to use earthquake.

P-dog just steps on him and keeps on flexing those humongous muscles.

Now p-dog attacks Swasimcool.

P-dog punches and punches but misses.

Swasimcool keeps on running around in circles with tremendous speed.

All P-dog can do is watch him.

P-dog eventually gets dizzy.

Swas uses stone edge and defeats p-dog.

The winner is Swasimcool!

The 3rd Battle
garf vs yoda

Garf is being lazy just sitting down eating lasagna.

While Yoda rises with his holy blade.

Garf starts throwing plates at Yoda.

Yoda dodges them and starts attacking.

The orange cat then starts to be annoying and try to annoy Yoda to death.

Luckily it doesn't work.

Yoda throws several Quincy's at Garf and Garf is in excruciating pain.

Yoda takes out his blade and delivers the final blow.

The earth shakes.

''' The winner is Yoda! '''

The 4th battle
 Salty vs Spyro 

Salty starts out with a flurry of throwing nintendo switches at Spyro.

Spyro gets Marty's golf clubs and throws them at Salty.

They both miss.

Spyro breathes fire at Salty and gets a hit.

While Salty sprinkles salt all over Spyro and gets a DIRECT hit.

However Spyro isn't done.

Spyro goes to the Impostor State.

He is now even more powerful than Jimmy.

Spyro wrecks Salty with 69 elephants on top of her head.

And wins.

''' The winner is Spyro! '''

The 5th Battle
 Happy vs BNB 

Happy is an apple

BNB is a baseball.

Happy throws worms from his core at BNB.

BNB jumps up and down and dodges.

BNB tries to ram Happy out of the park.

But Happy summons the apple gods to save him.

BNB summons the baseball gods to save him.

They battle for 68 hours straight.

Then happy finds a bat and whacks BNB even though he doesn't have arms.

BNB bites happy because his pfp has a mouth.

BNB gets hit for a homerun.

''' The winner is Happy! '''

The 6th Battle
 Henry vs TheYounglings 

Henry throws Appa plushies at Younglings.

Younglings falls down.

Younglings tries to throw a wooden board at Henry but misses.

Henry gets more Appa plushies and keeps on throwing but also keeps on missing.

TheYounglings then goes onto the attack.

He gets Henry super low and henry is almost one shot before dying.

Henry starts to run.

Younglings chases.

Henry gets tired but knows he can't give up.

He unleashes his secret move.

He generates a HUGE CALCULUS TEXTBOOK AND SLAMS IT ON YOUNGLINGS FOR THE WIN.

''' The winner is Henry!!! '''