Fanon:The Narwhals: A Joe Moraliste Story

I don’t really have anything to say, just read the story

Chapter 1 - The Narwhals
Somewhere across the galaxy, a spaceship flew through hyperspace to its destination. in the backseat, a blocky guy in a T-shirt tapped on a tablet, playing a video game.

The pilot, a narwhal, turned around. "LOL-Boss, put that thing away. I don't want to tell you again."

The guy just ignored him.

The narwhal tried again. "LOL-Boss."

The guy then said something that couldn't be typed here.

Everyone in the ship went, "WHOA LANGUAGE!"

“LOL-Boss! Do not use that language in this ship!” the narwhal chewed the guy out

”I’m LOL-Boss.” the guy scoffed

”That’s it,“ the narwhal said

He reached over into the seat LOL-Boss was sitting in, and snatched his tablet away. The narwhal opened a cabinet and dropped the tablet in there.

“You’re not getting that back until your attitude improves, mister!” the narwhal pointed at LOL-Boss

LB (LOL-Boss) ignored him, and stared out his window, at the endless, dark, space.

An alarm started to blare, and red lights flashed over the interior of the spaceship.

”Answer it! Answer it!” a kitten demanded.

The narwhal pushed a red button on a bar, and a voice came through a speaker.

”Help! P-please help! We’re being attackedzhehdusjfuwodo”

Static came out, then the voice came on again.

”The Srellorts are attacking! Narwhals!“

Static boomed, and a creaky voice came on.

”Helpppppp!“

The tape ended, and something beeped on their radar.

”It’s a distress call from Planet Nup! We’ll have to supersonic warp over there.” the narwhal clarified.

Narwhal typed a few numbers into a keyboard, and they were off. The ship hurled through a blue vortex.

Heavy winds blew onto the ship, but it didn’t stop.

Finally, the vortex disappeared, and they were at a planet. There were ships in the atmosphere, and they could see large explosions. Even from space!

They zoomed in onto the planet, and there was lasers being fired from every direction.

Narwhal turned to the group, who all were sitting in the backseat.

”Alright, guys. Kittehz, you’ll get that group of Srellorts, an-“

”WOOHOO!” Kittehz shouted, and jumped out of the ship with two big guns.

Narwhal sighed. “Just... follow him.”

The rest of the team jumped out, meanwhile, Narwhal was trying to find a place to park.

Kittehz shot two buff Srellorts in the face, making them fall backwards. One of the Narwhals, named Minihyugen, discarded his Santa suit, jumped up into the air, and used his big, muscular, fist to drop down on a group of small Srellorts. Mechanical Parts splattered everywhere.

One of the others, Pazy, pulled out a frickin’ katana, and sliced an incoming Srellort. A group of mini Srellorts came up behind her, and tackled her to the ground. They were about to tear through her, until Narwhal came out of nowhere, and used his laser guns to disintegrate them.

Narwhal pressed a button on his wrist bracelet, and a Titanistone suit came over his body. Narwhal’s suit glove transformed into a Plasma Cannon, and he exploded a large group of Srellorts.

”Boom goes the dynamite! Or, cannon.” Narwhal joked

The rest of the Narwhals looked at him, and cringed.

Suddenly, alarms blared all across the planet. Several bomb ships were moving in to destroy all life on the planet.

Narwhal pressed a button on his wrist communicator, and spoke to it.

”This is Narwhal, bomb ships are moving into the Planet. Get back to the ship now, Narwhals.” Narwhal announced to the other guardians.

Pazy, Minihyugen, and Kittehz all dropped what they were doing and dashed for the ship along with Narwhal. Meanwhile, LOL-Boss lazily strolled to it.

Narwhal jumped into a open door of the Big Narwhal (ship name), and ran over to the driver’s seat, and inserted the keys. The Big Narwhal gasped and sputtered, but finally started up.

Pazy jumped in, and slided into her seat. Kittehz did a flip into her seat, and Minihyugen just walked over and sat in it. He inflated his santa suit and got dressed in it.

”Why do you guys have to be so extra?” Minihyugen asked, but Pazy and Kittehz ignored him.

LOL-Boss was barely close to the ship, and the bombs dropped.

“God dammit...” Pazy mumbled to herself, she ran over to LOL-Boss, picked him up, and took a mad dash for the Big Narwhal.

Pazy threw LOL-Boss in, and jumped in herself. Kittehz closed the door behind her.

Narwhal shot the ship up, and they were out of the atmosphere. Nuclear clouds covered the planet as they flew away.

”LOL-Boss, you could’ve gotten us killed!” Pazy scolded him

”Yeah. Ever since we got you that stupid tablet, you’ve been acting like a total douche!” Kittehz added

”MEEP! MEEP! MEEP! MEEP!” Alarms blared across the ship. The ship did a 360, to see a giant Srellort attempting their ship!

”Minihyugen, Kittehz, go into the defense quadrons.” Narwhal commanded

Minihyugen and Kittehz stood up, and speedwalked over to a door. Kittehz opened it and stepped in, and Minihyugen followed.

Two hatchets were on the floor. They led to the defense quadrons.

Kittehz climbed into one and Minihyugen climbed into the other. Two fighter jets dropped from below the Big Narwhal, and they were off.

Chapter 2 - An Uninvited Guest
As Kittehz and Minihyugen flew away from the planet, a nearby ship was watching them.

"I have you right where I want you." Someone inside the ship said. He press the button.

This activated a bright yellow being that began to attract Kittehz and Minihyugen near the ship.

"Ahh......fudge fricks!" Kittehz said. "A tractor beam!".

Both ships got pulled into some sort of an airlock room. The duo got out to see a figure standing near them.