Fanon:The Wacky Adventures of... Doctor Cesspool!

welcome to the WACKY adventures of doctor cesspool! starring:

doctor cesspool as: doctor cesspool

nurse maureen biology as: nurse maureen biology

cesspool: let's get this show on the road!

it's 7pm, and doctor cesspool is about to get some sleep...

cesspool: *yawn!* what an exhausting day.

maureen: um... doctor?

cesspool: yes?

maureen: your diploma... it looks... off.

cesspool: *chuckle* wha-what do you mean? i-it looks normal to me!

maureen: wait a sec... this is fake!

cesspool: i... i... *sigh* you're right. it IS fake.

maureen: d-doctor! why would you forge your diploma?

cesspool: well, when i was in college, i wasn't the best. so, i decided to make a fake diploma.

maureen: but... that's illegal!

cesspool: i know, i know...

maureen: i... i just can't believe it!

cesspool: PLEASE don't tell anyone!

maureen: i... i guess i couldn't tell... i'll do it for you.

cesspool: oh, THANK you!

maureen: wait... what's that out the window?

cesspool: i think that's... that's... THE POLICE!

this is a work in progress!