How to get tons of edits!

THIS IS A JOKE PAGE, DO NOT ACTUALLY DO THESE.

 * 1) Make multiple edits on one page! However, you can do it only 2 or 3 times per page so you won't get warned for it! (AHEM AHEM YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE AHEM AHEM)
 * 2) Make one of those "counting to..." or a competition that involves editing the same page a lot! You've got the excuse after all!
 * 3) Pull off a lil funny and make small and unimportant changes to people's profiles, in a way that makes the edit seem legit. For example, you can write information nobody cares about on people's pages! For example: "TheYounglings is usually very happy in the wiki!" Easy edits that need 0 effort!.
 * 4) Make a garbage meme dump! Make low effort and badly edited and unfunny memes, come back every day and add more and more bad memes! (feel free to make separate edits and pretend your finger slipped!)
 * 5) Make profiles about unimportant GC users who never do anything! For example, if you spot someone new in the comment section, make a profile about them even though they haven't done anything worth noting! Write dumb information or assume things like "he probably likes donuts and I'm pretty sure he's very nice!"
 * 6) Act like you were doing CSS on your profile and make 10 edits "fixing the code!". Ah, P-dog and his 50 edit templates.
 * 7) Sign up to competitions made 1 year ago and are already over! On your contributions, people won't suspect a thing!
 * 8) Make some random community activity question, no effort needed.
 * 9) Make a page like this!
 * 10) I just need to get to 10 ways so I can call this a top 10 list thanks.