Profile: Dr. Edgar Zomboss



This was my first edit. The glory days. - Zomboss

A literal genius, Edgar George Zomboss achieved his Doctorate in Thanatology in only two years. Quickly mastering thanatological technology, he built his fearsome Zombot and set about establishing absolute dominance of his local subdivision. Dr. Edgar Zomboss is an intelligent and evil being, able to construct several powerful machines and to deploy a mass array of zombies in order to thwart Crazy Dave, and the commenters. He knows that humans should bow down to him, the master of Zombies. One day.......one day, he will break the comment section. He is by far the greatest and most genius commenter in Gocomics. He only roams Gocomics to study human behaviors and affairs... And he despises all humans as well. He also is despised by the F.B.I, but he can easily destroy them with his technologically mastered nuclear weapons.

He somehow managed to make over a 130 notifications on MrBeast.

Official Stats
-Intelligence: 10/10

-Ego: 10000000000/10

-Physical strength: 3/10

-Charisma: 6.5/10

-Dexterity: 8/10

-Creativity: 10/10

-Social Skills: 9/10

-Emotional Strength: 5.5/10

Trivia

Hates humans.

Was in a war between the Moon Men and the Zombies.

He is incredibly handsome. And self-centered but....... he doesn't care

State: Banned

He was banned like the evil genius he is; in style. He soon returned with yet another account called Dr. Zomboss. We all now praise him.

The reason I am here.
Many and many lackwited humans have asked me this. "If you are really Zomboss, why are you here?" And I respond "YOU FOOL! Don't you know humans are constantly evolving? No you don't, you're just a fool. I need to know what humans are like. I always have a back up plan. Thus, if my world domination plan doesn't work, I can disguise myself as a normal, stupid, human. I am already a master of disguise so all I need is the acting. And to act, you need to know your lines. (Unless you're a mime). And I love being in the middle of chaos. And annoying annoying humans. So this has all I need. So now, go off to doing whatever you feel that your small, delicious brains feel they need to do, but know that I will one day I will rule the ground you walk on." I love quoting myself.