Fanon:The Sacred Bible of Yoda

Part 1: Genesis
It was the great Ireland hunger during 1845. The Irish were pleading for help and from the shadowy void, a figure rose from them. It was the great Melonus the legend, creator of the republic and earth. He said: "I grant thou all Melonus". The potatoes slowly turned into fresh, pure watermelon and winter melon which then served the Irish for the rest of the century. Melonus then called the firmament Revan of Honoluo to bring him up to the skies of the republic.

Melonus, proud of his greatness, decided to create more. And Melonus said; "LINCOLN PEIRCE, RISE UP" He blessed the cartoonist with basic items and said it was good.