Top 5 reasons why you shouldn't have kids

Wb here! Tip 5 reasons why you shouldn't have kids (this is a joke lol. Or is it? 🤔 )

1. Your ripping up money for them

2. What is your kid goes missing? Rare chance of that happening but still

3. The mom or dad (most likely the dad): 🏃‍♂️🧳

4. child protection company will be on your ass

5. what if your kid becomes a drug dealer or a serial killer? That's embarrassing