Fanon:Coach John: Insanity

Note: All characters are fictional and do not exist.

This story contains: Lightsaber battle scenes and mild-violence, this is a parody of Star Wars.

Chapter 1 - Snapping
Coach John walked down the hallway after a gym lesson, he had assigned the students to do 200 windsprints, but they had refused and done basketball. But for some reason, he didn't care. He had gone numb with emotion and wasn't his old-self after the local police department arrested him for tax fraud.

Then Coach John heard conversation from the students leaving the gym room: "Ha, you heard that stupid gym teacher Coach John, he actually wanted us to do windsprits, what a loser."

Coach John had it, he went down to the principals office, and with his loud booming voice, he yelled at Principal Nicholas for 10 minutes about how the students didn't respect him. Nicholas stood up and stared into Coach John's eyes.

"You're fired, pack your bags, and get out of here."

Coach John went relentlessly and kicked stuff out of the way to his office, and shoved students out of the way.

He had arrived to his office, when he noticed that he had left his bag in the gym locker. When picked it up, the bag ripped and his items fell out of the bag. Coach John muttered under his voice curses when he spotted something.

Chapter 2 - A New Meaning
A lightsaber, he had never held one, and he ignited and slashed the wall, bricks fell down at once and created a loud crash. He also wanted to know if he could use the force, he force choked a complaint letter from the IRS with ease.

All of a sudden, Principal Nicholas barged into the room, livid.

"What are you doin-", but he was cut off, he noticed Coach John's lightsaber. Nicholas ran off, but Coach John ran after him.

Coach John constructed pure hatred in his mind for all the times Nicholas had yelled at him. Almost at once did Nicholas get pulled towards him, despite Nicholas attempting to let go.

Coach John looked into Nicholas's eyes, filled with pure fear. Coach John pushed him away, knocked out.

But this was not enough, he wanted to fulfil his pure hatred for the school. He went outside the school, and constructed a vision of the school collapsing, and with all of his power, Coach John pulled the roof down. He opened his eyes and saw the roof falling down.

He let out a evil laugh, but he was stopped almost at once when he noticed the roof stayed, as a matter of fact, it was repaired after a few seconds.

He noticed that Mr. Rosa let out the students, and after a few minutes, the school has been evacuated.

Mr. Rosa looked at Coach John and got out his own lightsaber, and ran towards Coach John. Coach John, dumbfounded, ran off, and pulled a car towards Mr. Rosa, who jumped and the car crashed into the fence, making the car alarm go off.

Coach John saw the police cars coming along, and knew he had to finish this off. He force-shoved Mr. Rosa into the concrete parking lot, knocking him out.

"Shoot him down!", yelled the police officers, and 10 bullets were shot at Coach John, but they were burned at the hands of Coach John's lightsaber. Coach John jumped over the fence and ran off.

Chapter 3 - The Destruction
Mr. Rosa had woke up, he was flat on his face on the concrete floor, he looked around and saw that Coach John had escaped. He cursed under his breath, and then looked around to see the school. It still stood up, but much of it was damaged beyond repair.

He entered the school to see much of it being broken, because of Coach John's damage to it, almost everything had fallen down. The tiles were either on edge or fell completely. The walls had looked like someone had drilled multiple holes in it, and the classrooms were crushed into rubble.

His art-room was totally destroyed, his art showcase had been damaged so badly. A lot of his pieces of art was now just rubble, and then he turned around. He saw the social studies room, not one bit of it had been destroyed, how could this be?

Mr. Rosa went into the room, and saw Ms. Godfrey, Mr. Rosa yelled her name and she turned around, but with a smile on her face.

"Ms. Godfrey, we must get out of here, this building will collapse!"

"I know that Rosa, but there is one thing. I will get out, you will stay here with the rest of the garbage."

She ignited her lightsaber, and force shoved Mr. Rosa into the doorway.

"You," said Mr Rosa, "is the one who gave Coach John his lightsaber?"

"That's right Ken, I gave him the powers to defeat Principal Nicholas, and nobody suspected anything!"

Mr. Rosa ignited his lightsaber, and Ms. Godfrey leaped up and slashed Mr. Rosa's leg, Ms. Godfrey went out for a second hit, but was force-pulled on to her blackboard, and the roof started to fall on top of the desks.

Mr. Rosa dashed out of the room, closely followed by Ms. Godfrey, and Mr. Rosa force-shoved Ms. Godfrey into the wall.

"Nooo!" she exclaimed and she got her hand out and attempted to force-pull Mr. Rosa to her, Mr. Rosa was stuck, but the roof was falling, and he had to do something.

Mr. Rosa force-shoved her to the roof, and ran out of the building, as he watched the roof collapsed.

Ms. Godfrey had been defeated, but he knew that this was not the end of Ms. Godfrey, or the Sith for that matter. He knew Ms. Godfrey had been trained, but by whom?

Chapter 4 - The Sith Lord
Back to Coach John, he had collapsed on a hill, nearly unconscious. He knew he had to go somewhere, but where? Where would he go? He was being hunted by almost everyone in the country.

He realized that there was someone behind him, he turned around, red hair, a black shirt, who was this person?

Then he collapsed, he was unconscious.

He woke up, his eyes out of focus, who was this person, and where was he?

My apprentice.. it was foolish of you to not finish off Mr. Rosa.. you have costed the survival of Jedi Order.."

"I'm no apprentice of you, I'm far more powerful than you.."

The Sith Lord laughed, and he brought out his hands and force-lighting attacked Coach John.

"Henceforth," said the Sith Lord, "you will be my apprentice, I will teach you the Dark Side of the force, the ways I taught Darth Godzilla.."

"You taught Ms. Godfrey," said Coach John, surprised, "YOU?"

The Sith Lord let out a laugh, "of course I did, you fool. She was the one to give her spare lightsaber to you.."

"I am ready for your teaching, my lord," said Coach John, "but who are you?"

The Sith Lord took off his hood, and Coach John, with his mouth-opened, flabbergasted, could not believe it.

"It's... you?"

"Always has been.."

Chapter 5 - The Defeat
Mr. Rosa stood outside the destroyed building, walking through the rubble, he spotted Principal Nicholas, he ran over to him.

"Principal Nicholas, what happened?" exclaimed Mr. Rosa.

Principal Nicholas explained the story, about how Coach John had defeated him, and knocked him unconscious. When he finished, he collapsed. Mr. Rosa checked his pulse, no beats. Principal Nicholas had passed away, and it was because of Coach John. He knew what he had to do, he would follow Coach John from where he last saw him, he jumped over the fence, as Mr. Rosa remembered, he would do the same and attempt to follow him.

 Meanwhile.. 

Coach John was growing powerful, he had unlocked force lighting and was prepared to use it.

"Good work my apprentice.. when you defeat the Jedi, we will defeat all our enemies.."

Coach John had begun to force-lighting attack objects around the room, he was ruthless with it, attacking almost everything in sight.

"I sense the Jedi is advanced towards us, you must find him and destroy him."

"Yes, my lord," replied Coach John.

Coach John walked towards the the hill, it took him a few hours, and then he spotted Mr. Rosa, with his lightsaber.

Coach John extracted his hand and electrocuted Mr. Rosa, to his surprise, Mr. Rosa extracted his lightsaber and shoved him to the floor and slashed at Coach John's leg.

Coach John let out a yell of pain, and then Mr. Rosa pushed him down the hill and threw him on concrete.

"Finish him off, my apprentice." said the merciless Sith Lord.

Coach John got up and hit Mr. Rosa with a deadly blow, knocking him to the ground. Coach John continued slashing Mr. Rosa, and finally electrocuting him once more, Mr. Rosa got up, shoved Coach John up and ran.

"Kill him!" said the Sith Lord.

Coach John pulled Mr. Rosa to him, but was defeated as Mr. Rosa shoved him once more on to concrete, he was unconscious.

Mr. Rosa looked back, thinking Coach John to be defeated, and ran off.

"FOOL!" yelled the Sith Lord, slashing Coach John on his other leg, then electrocuting him once more.

"You are not ready to defeat the Jedi, so you will have to be trained, in the darker aspects of the force, using your lightsaber."

Coach John attempted to electrocute the Sith Lord, but missed and was electrocuted once more.

"You cannot win against me.. defying me will show your weakness.. you will obey me, always."

' To be continued... '