Fanon:Big Nate Wins the Lottery

Nate trudged up the stairs of the bus miserably and sat down exhausted in the morning light of 6:30. He wondered if his dad will allow an extra hour of sleep and

skip Homeroom... The hairy cove of Mrs. Godfrey. He was about to doze off and get his mind off of Mrs. Godfrey until, "Hey dudes, did you hear about the raffle?"

Francis said, Nate tried to sleep again but Teddy said rather loudly "Ooh what are the prizes?" "A 50$ book fair certificate". Nate heard enough of the

guffawing of his buddies and gave up trying to get some rest and chuckled "No way I'm gonna waste my money on that! I would rather have a Klassic Komix gift

card", "Well you can't exactly hope on that, they removed the comic section from the library" Francis said. WHAT? Those are practically the only comics I read!

This only fueled his anger and he was about to take it on to a... "Yo Mama Smackdown!". "Bet!" Teddy challenged Nate. They looked around to see if a teacher

was watching then... "Yo mama so heavy, she goes down even if she is on the first floor!" Teddy said, "Yo mama so dumb, her boyfriend keeps changing the dates

of their dinner!" Nate confidently chuckled, "Yo mama so hairy, people captured her because they thought she was the sasquatch!" Teddy insulted this time a

little shakily, "Yo mama so fat she attached her belt using an airplane!" "Ok I guess you win" Teddy said. Nate had his classic stupid triumphant look and did so

for the whole next one minute until the bus stopped. Nate groaned as they walked into the broken down school as he thought about Mrs. Godfrey and Gina. He

noticed something shiny sticking out of a broken chair in the closet, Nate ignored it and decided to take his sweet time walking until he saw the ugly- "You're 20

seconds late, Nate" Mrs. Godfrey retorted. Gina smirked, Randy and his gang laughed and even his buddies looked like they were trying not to giggle. He looked

through Mrs. Godfreys burning eyes and hurried to the seat he was assigned to this year. "Just because school started only a month ago is not an excuse for any

types of shenanigans!" Mrs. Godfrey glared at Nate for the last time, Nate sighed and had the entire school day feel like it lasted 8 hours. He knew he should be

happy he was in 7th grade, he looked at the tiny 6th graders scurrying out of class, but it felt like 6th grade, he thought even Mrs. Godfrey was his homeroom

teacher. He remembered the shiny thing sticking out of the old chair and decided to look for the closet. He found it all alone in the empty hallway, he stepped up

and turned on the flickering lights, it had all sorts of props such as a broken plastic sword, a Dunce hat, and the old wooden chair. He picked it up and yelled in

pain as he got a splinter he stared in horror at the bloody tip of his finger and took out the splinter. He carefully picked up the shiny card and dusted it off. Then his

eyes lit up with the most greediness you have ever seen, the card had three cherries on it and he looked at the back and saw Gazillioniare on it. He took a deep

breath and looked at the rules: 3 oranges = $10, 3 bananas = $100, 3 mangos = $1,000, he decided to skip to the end and stared with an open jaw and aweing

eyes as he stared at an extremely large: 3 cherries = $500,000,000. "YESSSS!!!!" He yelled so loudly that it echoed in the halls for five seconds. He did a dance

and forgot about the time. When he looked at the clock he kept dancing all the way home without even taking the bus and slammed his house's door closed,

yelled with the most happiness, "DAD!!", Dad woke up from what he was cooking and hurried over to him "What's wrong?" "Look!" Nate said, at this point Ellen

walked downstairs and looked at the card the same time Marty did. His eyes lit up and Ellen had a big smile on her face. He asked his dad "You know where to

put this card's numbers?" Ellen shook her dad and they both scrambled to the computer as fast as warp speed. As soon as Nate caught up, dad snatched the

card and quickly scanned it. The screen appeared with an "Accepted!" sign on it, what looked like a load of money went to Marty's bank account they looked at

each other and said what they wanted to buy all at the same time. Nate and Ellen shouted"DOG" but marty said"old spice" Marty then looked at Nate and then Nate said"Dad please I've been asking for what feels like twenty years and now we have the money,and I'm in seventh grade I'm old enough to take care of it so pleaeeeeeese"Marty thought and thought then finally spoke again"Nate you've grown to be more responsible and better,and I guess technically this your money  and I know how much you want a dog.So Nate wright congrats because you sir get a d-"Then the phone rang Marty went to pick it up. It was mrs Godfrey."sir your son was Late for class today and his behavior is just inacceptable,today he ran in the halls was late to class and according to a student of mine called Gina he cheated on his latest test and trust me Gina is an angel,but still Nate is being very bad and I must suspend him for two days,good day"Nate was in shock"ugghhh I never cheated,and I ran cause of joy,and I was only Twenty seconds late Dad you have to believe me"Marty shook his head"I'm Very disappointed in you Nate I thought you changed but I was wrong I'm sorry but I can't let you have a dog.Now go to your room and think of what you have done and I'm giving your money to Ellen and buying old spice" said Marty. Nate went to his room and said to himself"Why why me UGHHHHH,I was this close to getting a dog this close,only if it weren't for that Gina and Godfrey"All Nate could think about was how close he was to changing his life,to just get a dog,but the top thing on his mind was to get revenge on Gina and Mrs Godfrey.

Nice. - MartSays