Fanon:The Poll War. (by Wooden Board)

I made a story about the poll wars so enjoy.

Chapter 1
It was a nice day in the comment section. People were laughing, chatting, and having a good time.

Wooden Board: Hey Anonymous, have you seen the news?

UnanimouslyAnonymous: Yeah. MartySays and Puffa are both banned.

It was all over the BNCS News. The headlines were all "MartySays and Puffa, or also known as "Spam Duo" has been banned for life, mods say." BN Newspapers are covered with the same headlines too.

Exquisite Monkey: Guys! Isn't this exciting? The spam duo is banned and we finally get to kick back and relax in peace again!

Wooden Board: It was a tough case to handle, but we beat Spam Duo's lawyers. Such an accomplishment.

UnanimouslyAnonymous: Hey, how about we go get some ice cream to celebrate?

Exquisite Monkey and Wooden Board: Sure!

Chapter 2
At TAC's frozen custard...

TheAmazingCrafter: Hello guys! Or should I say, hello heroes!

Wooden Board: Hi TAC. Can we get the triple split sugar rush?

TAC: Ooh, a big one! Sure coming right up.

As TAC is preparing the Sundae, someone comes in the shop. TAC is still making the sundae as he greets the unknown person. Then, he pulls out a gun. And points it at TAC.

Unknown person: ANSWER THE POLL: DO YOU HAVE A PET?!?! THANK YOU!! ANSWER IT NOW OR YOUR DEAD!!!!

Wooden Board's eyes widen. Exquisite Monkey sweats. TAC is trembling. And UnanimouslyAnonymous is scared for his life.

All: N-n-n-no. W-w-w-we d-d-don't have a p-pet...

Unknown person: Thank you.

The unknown person puts the gun in their pocket and walks out the door...

Chapter 3
UnanimouslyAnonymous: WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT ABOUT?!?!

TAC: I don't know, but I am calling the cops.

TAC dials the cops...

EddieAndReady: 911, what's your emergency?

TAC: Hello?! Eddie!!

EddieAndReady: Oh. Hi TAC. What's wrong?

TAC tells the whole story...

EddieAndReady: Oh my. We are on our way right now!

The cops shortly arrive at TAC's frozen custard.

EddieAndReady: Okay. TheYounglings, Swasimcool, MoonMan, search the place for fingerprints. JumboJimbo and Christina put down the caution tape.

Wooden Board: Thank you for hurrying here. We just saw this guy in an all-black outfit.

Exquisite Monkey: Y-yeah, and he threatened TAC with a GUN!

UnanimouslyAnonymous: And told us t-t-to answer a p-poll!!!

EddieAndReady writes all the info down on his notepad.

EddieAndReady: Uh oh...

Wooden Board: What?

EddieAndReady: Well...

Chapter 4
EddieAndReady: We just got the same complaints an hour ago. At Nate's Cheez Doodlez Market. We have been having some-

As soon as EddieAndReady was going to finish his sentence, everyone hears a KA-BOOM! Everyone yells.

Wooden Board (WB): WOAH WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?!?!

EddieAndReady: IT'S THE TERRORISTS!!!!!!

TAC: WHAT?!?!?!?!?

As everyone was panicking, the news channel came on on the TV.

Just Nate: Breaking News. The Mart-Wall has been blown up by unknown terrorists. Fortunately, no one was seriously hurt. The government now knows the polls are coming from Polland and Spamton. The government is now declaring a war.

EddieAndReady: We need to go to our military base.

WB: I'm coming with you.

UnanimouslyAnonymous and Exquisite Monkey: Us too!

TAC: Me too!

WB: Sorry dude. You need to stay here. It's too dangerous for you. Also, you are a retired veteran.

EddieAndReady; At the age of 28. xDD

Chapter 5
TAC: Fine.

Everyone (except TAC) heads to the military base.

WB: Okay, is everyone geared up?

All: Yes!

WB: Okay. I heard there are still terrorists here. So follow my lead.

Everyone follows WB safely to the tank.

Meanwhile at TAC's...

TAC: It's so boring here. -_-

TAC was preparing to go home when he hears a beeping sound. Repeated beeping. And it got faster and faster. He knew exactly what it was. A ticking time bomb. He grabbed his duffle bag with all of his stuff in it and ran out to his car and drove away as fast as he can. The shop then explodes.

Chapter 6
TAC: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! MY ICE CREAM. >:(

TAC dials WB's number.

WB: No. Your not co-

TAC: That's not what I called for.

WB: Okay then. You sound scared! What's wrong?!

TAC: They blew up the frozen custard. I have all of my stuff though.

WB: Oh my. I am very sorry.

TAC: Ah, it's okay. The landlord will probaly hook me up with a new one.

WB: Okay. We are heading to war so I got to go. Later *boop*

TAC: O-

The military gang are now in war.