Profile: Salty Byleth Main

Information
Salty Byleth Main is an active commenter on GoComics. She was also a Chat and Discussion Moderator on the Big Nate Wiki and participates in events. She is known most for changing her username a lot on GoComics.

My Accomplishments

 * I have an been an active commenter for four months.
 * I am 6th on the leaderboard of the BN wiki.
 * I am 18th on the leaderboard of the BNC wiki.
 * I don't suck.

Every single one of my Gocomics usernames

 * Mifuuwu
 * Mega Ash Greninja
 * Salty Byleth Main
 * Wholesome Inkling Main
 * Spicy Falco Main
 * Surprised Pikachu Main
 * Isabelle With Doom Slayer
 * Saucey (SBM)

All of these have "For Smash (UwU)" at the end

 * Rayman
 * Bomberman
 * Madeline
 * Val
 * Hollow Knight
 * Pure Vessel
 * Sealed Vessel
 * Ittle Dew
 * Kris
 * Bandanna Waddle Dee
 * Klonoa
 * The Odd 1s Out
 * Jaiden Animations
 * Spyro
 * Infinite
 * Crash Bandicoot
 * Excadrill
 * JonTron
 * The Dark Magicians
 * Gallade
 * Ori
 * Morgana
 * Cheesus Christ
 * Kit Fisto

Catchphrases

 * Omega Random
 * Wow. You are an idiot.
 * Greetings, fellow citizens.
 * Yay. Another two year old.
 * UwU
 * That's nice.
 * ARE YOU JOKING ME?!?!
 * That gets a flag from yours truly.
 * How dare ye.
 * Itz hokay.
 * Yee!
 * Heh heh heh 😏
 * Very nice. Very cool.
 * My oh my
 * What's up, my dear boys and girls?

Early Life
This is a stupid idea but whatever. I was born in Kentucky on May 27, 2004. I had a older brother, a mother, and a father. I am very lucky to have them and they are some of the people I most look up to. Back then, my parents were still learning English so the only language I knew was Japanese.

My little sister was born around this time.

Anyway, when I was three, I was diagnosed with apraxia. That's basically a disorder where I have muscle weakness and I tawk wike dis. Sniff you huwt my feewings. In all seriousness though, I am also the always the weakest kid in my class. So I finally learned English when I was six. My parents decided to have me homeschooled because the public education system is whack as all get out.

I was nervous when my parents signed me up for a homeschool co-op because I was afraid I was going to get bullied for my speech. Even though I started having speech therapy, my speech was still kinda bad. The kids there were actually very nice and I became friends with a few of them (unbelievable).

My Middle Ages
Fast forward a few years until I was seven. My reading and speech was getting better. Still not great but I was improving. By this time, I had picked up some of my favorite hobbies like reading, Pokemon, and video games.