User blog:EddieAndReady88/Spammers VS. Anti-Pollers

My first story! P.S: The only people who can edit this are me or grammar cops. Also, this story isn't made to offend anyone. Thanks.

Introduction
Welcome to GoTopia, also known as The Island of Comics. This is the place where comics fans everywhere get to hang out and chat about... well, comics. There are 6 main cities: Peanuts City, Garfield City, Luann City, Calvin and Hobbes City, Big Nate City, and Breaking Cat News City. Our story takes place at Big Nate City, the most violent city there. Their are always Wars an Crisis's going on. Anyway, let's begin our story!

Chapter 1: Llama Drama
It was the first day of Spring, and Plagueis and Obi where heading to the comics store.

"Let me guess," Employee Eddie said, "You want Joe Moraliste, and you want The Comment Ninja."

"Hey, how'd you know?" Plagueis said.

"This is the 4th time you've been to this store this week." Eddie said.

"Who can blame us? These comics are AWESOME!" Obi said.

"Whatever. That'll be $4.00 for each comic." Plagueis and Obi each gave Eddie 4 $1 dollar bills and walked out of the store. They were going to Eterna forest, where there treehouse was located. They climbed up the latter and into their treehouse. But just as they have where enjoying their comics, they hear shouting.

"YOU SHUT UP!"

"NO, YOU SHUT UP!"

They left their treehouse to find out where the shouting was coming from. They went to Featured Park, where the shouting was happening.

"What's happening?" Plagueis said to someone in the crowd.

"Oh, this person named Llama said that we aren't her friends anymore." Salty Byleth Main said.

"What? But Llama just came into this city yesterday. We barely know her!" Obi said.

"I know. It's really stupid."

Just then, the GC police came.

"ALRIGHT, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?"

"Llama is being stupid." SBM said. "HEY, SHUT UP!" Llama replied.

"Well, Llama, sounds like you're not the sharpest knife in the drawer." a GC policeman joked. "Come with me, please." "NO!" Llama shouted. "This isn't over!"

Chapter 2: Here Comes PUFFA!
A few weeks had passed since the Llama incident, and Big Nate City was at peace, as everyone talked about the comic. But soon that would change...

"What did you think of this week's arc?" Bignatebaseball said.

"It was horrible." ComicRater replied. "Chad growing a beard was so unrealistic and stupid. I think I'll go write a article about it at the Big Nate Comments Club."

Just then, a person wearing a pufferfish mask came into the gates of BN City.

"Greetings!" this strange person said. "I am PUFFA! I am a jester from Foxtrot town, and I would like to become apart of this city. I can tell jokes and do tricks!"

"Hey, welcome PUFFA!" SBM said. "If you have any questions, you can just ask me."

"Well, actually, I do have ONE question." PUFFA said.

"What?"

"Minecraft or FORTNITE?" Salty's face turned red.

"PUFFA, do us all a favor and never say that again."

Later that, PUFFA walked around holding a piece of paper.

"Guys, I'm conducting a poll: Cats or Dogs?" PUFFA asked.

"NO, PUFFA! You're doing it again!" SBM said.

"Doing what?" PUFFA replied.

"Doing these stupid polls!"

"Why are polls bad?"

"I'll spare you the half hour lesson on why polls are bad and just tell you to stop doing them!"

"Fine." PUFFA said. "I'll try to stop doing them."

"PUFFA giving you a hard time?" said Obi.

"He's new here, he just doesn't understand the rules. But if he does 1 more poll, then he's done."

Chapter 3: And That's Just What Happened
"It's so stupid that polls aren't allowed here." PUFFA said to himself at home that night. "What have polls ever done, start a war? I ought to protest for this."

That morning at 7o'clock, PUFFA marched around BN City, holding signs saying "POLLS ARE LOVE, POLLS ARE LIFE". "Come on, everyone! Join me!" PUFFA exclamed.

"Uhh, no." SBM said. "I'm calling the GC police."

And just like that, PUFFA was banned from Big Nate City.

"I can't believe this! Banned for saying a few words!" shouted PUFFA.

"Buddy, you don't understand how bad polls are." SBM said. "Here, take this." said SBM as she threw PUFFA a copy of "History of the Poll Wars".

"Well, all's well that ends well, huh? PUFFA is gone and every is great. Who wants to play some Smash Ultimate?" she said.

"US!" said Plagueis, Obi, and Moon Man.

"Remember last time how I toasted you?" Moon Man said.

"That was just dumb luck." she said. "I'll win this time!"

Two men wearing all black watched as PUFFA got banned. "How unfair!" the first man said.

"We'll get revenge on Big Nate City, just they watch." the second man said.

(Will add more later.)