Profile: RileyTheReader

 RileyTheReader was born in Oregon USA weighing in at half troll, half good person.

 

 He spent most of the next 14 years being a loud, annoying kid who had a scary love for pizza rolls.

 Then he discovered a website called gocomics, where people for some reason really liked polls.

 He started reading on October 31 2016, the day he was going as a Russian spy for Halloween. He later realized that accounts were free, so he made one. And he immediately screwed up. He wrote a poll   Poll: Are you a republican or a democrat?   He thought he could become <span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">very <span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">popular, instead he realized he had gotten polio and deleted it. <span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">In the second poll war, he was a strong anti poller, yelled at StupidSays, I mean…….FartySays……...GOOD LORD I MEAN MARTYSAYS and was a mini meme loving machine

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">When the war was over, RTR basically just agreed with everybody on everything (Except for pineapple pizza and polls, hehe PPAP)

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Here is a list of things RTR likes:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Pizza Rolls

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Watching living hell (I mean the news)

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Drugs (jk)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Gollum’s comments (RIP)

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Portland teams

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Philadelphia Eagles and Phillies (Dad is from Philly and have been rooting for them since I was 4) Fly Eagles Fly!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Acting

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Memes <span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Girls

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Oreo Ice Cream

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Fuzzy Socks

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Star Wars

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Things RTR hates: <span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Fruit on pizza

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">FartySays

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Math class

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Roblox <span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Slime

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Dudes wearing Pj’s in public

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Chewing with your mouth open

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">The Emoji Movie

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Relish

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Alexcarey602

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">So yeah hope you had fun. Now go get exercise you lazy bums <span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">