Fanon:Big Nate the Movie/Transcript

[The Warner Bros and Warner Animation Group logo plays the new fanfare. Then, after the Paramount logo, it transitions to a Big Nate styled Paramount logo, which turns into a panel of a comic strip in a comic book. The comic book gets out of the screen and transitions to a city with a sign that says “Welcome to Rackleff” which then zooms into Nate’s house.]

Nate: [narrating] Hi, my name is Nate Wright. You probably know me in the popular comic strip on newspapers, my comic books, or the novels. Anyway, let’s go.

Francis: Ready for the finals?

Nate: Oh my god! I forgot about the finals! I need to study quick!

Teddy: Relax, it’s next week.

Nate: Oh, thank god. (thinking) Maybe I should go to Peter’s house, although he is a 1st grader, he is very smart. *walks to Peter’s home*

Peter: Hold it Nate, shtop! Why are you running into my backyard?

Nate: I wanna study for the social studies finals.

Peter: Okay then. Lemme jusht grab theshe…

A FEW HOURS LATER…

Peter: Okay, let’sh go. 1776.

Nate: Declaration of Independence.

Peter: 1773.

Nate: Boston Tea Party.

Peter: 1863.

Nate: Gettysburg address.

Peter: 1914.

Nate: Start of World War I.

Peter: I don’t remember who you even are anymore!

Nate: So I can just go out?

Peter: Yes!

Nate: Alright. [thinking] Lemme just go to the nearest deli to get Cheez Doodles and a Mountain Dew.

[Nate gets home]

Martin: Nate! What were you doing out so long?

Nate: I studied with Peter.

Martin: And why do you have Cheez Doodles and Mountain Dew?

Nate: I picked it up before going back home.

Martin: Hmm… I should call Peter’s mother. *calling Peter’s mom* Hello, this is Nate’s father. I’m asking, did Nate and Peter study? They did? Nate knows a lot about history? *starts getting happy* I’ll have to call you back. *hangs up* Nate, you may finish those Cheez Doodles and Mountain Dew, I’m ordering pizza! You actually studied in a while!

Nate: Wow. *starts eating and drinking the Cheez Doodles and Mountain Dew*

[The next scene is in school]

Francis: We’re gonna be free after this final!

Nate: Oh yes, we will. Like that time in 1776 when Thomas Jefferson and a bunch of others wrote the Declaration of Independence and made America free and independent.

Teddy: What the hell? It’s like Nate’s… smart.

Unidentified smart but mean person: Oh, yeah. It’s like Nate’s now smart “ooh! He is smart!” WELL THEN I’M SMART! I AM NOT GONNA OVERTOOK BY A TRASH BAGGY, CHEEZ DOODLE STAINED, SON OF A B-

* school bell rings*

[The scene cuts to Nate and Gina]

Nate: What did you get, brainiac?

Gina: A 98. I don’t think anyone got higher than that.

Nate: Oh, really? Look at this.

Gina: *suprised* A 100? H-HOW? WHAT? WHY?

Nate: I studied more than you did.

[Nate, Francis, and Teddy run out of the school]

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