Fanon:Joe Moraliste: Endgame

NOTE: This isn't an Avengers Endgame parody. The title just sounds cool.

Chapter 1 - Evil Reborn
"He was once just a boy living on Earth, but one day, he saved a man from a curse, and he became the biggest hero that the word had ever known. He met new friends, had adventure after adventure, and now, 5 years after that day that the Sayer was defeated, today we honor the man who kept us safe in dark times. Everyone, give it up for Joe Moraliste!"

Mr. Purse was reading his speech for the upcoming "GC Founding Day" to Joe Moraliste, his wife Palette, and ComedyProfessional.

"You pronounced my last name wrong." Joe said.

"Come to think of it, how do you pronounce it anyway?" Mr. Purse asked.

"We thought it was great, Mr. Purse!" ComedyP said. "Although, can you put more of me in it?"

Everyone rolled there eyes.

"Let's hope that Nate and Ruby get back from their honeymoon soon." Joe said. "I don't want them to miss Founding Day!"

"Man, they've gone a LONG time.." Palette pointed out.

Suddenly, all of their distress beacons went off.

"Sounds like trouble." ComedyP said, cracking his knuckles. "Luckily, Trouble Destroyer is my middle name!"

Everyone nodded, knowing that this was actually true.

Joe and ComedyP, darted for the door, but Palette was falling behind. Joe stopped and sat her down

"Palette, don't take this the wrong way, but fighting seems a bit....dangerous for you right now." Joe said. "I mean, nearly all of your power is going towards keeping the baby healthy."

"I....guess that makes sense." Palette said. "Well, kick its butt for me!"

The two kissed and Joe dashed outside.

(20 minutes earlier in the Void)

"Whe-Where am I?" someone said. "Last thing I remember I was about to lose.....and then there was a light....?"

"I'm waiting for a "thank you". Infi-Nate said, appearing out of nowhere.

"Wait, who ...... are you?" the unknown person asked.

"My identity is not important." Infi-Nate said. "What's important is that I saved you from death."

"Huh?"

"Space-time was resetting, and it was erasing you and the Infinity Ston-"

"Poll Stones"

"Nobody cares. Long story short, I saved you from being erased from existence, and now I need your help. Defeat Moralis-"

"Listen, buddy." Moder interrupted "I don't know if you've met Joe Moraliste, but he is unstoppable. I couldn't defeat him, and neither could you!

"Well, if you don't defeat him, or refuse to fight him, or refuse to help me, I WILL erase you from existence."

He thought about this offer for a moment. It was either kill Moraliste, or die. He automatically knew what he had to pick.

"Okay, fine!" He said. "I'll try."

"Perfect! Also, you caught me in a good mood today, so I'll give you your stupid glove."

He snapped his fingers and a odd glove with six glowing stones appeared on his right hand.

"Perfect." The person said with a sly smile.

On the Streets of Sectional City, Joe saw ComedyP fighting a familiar blue-skinned creature with golden armor and creepy smile on his face.

"Moder!"

He had a odd-looking gauntlet on his hand, with six colorful stones in it.

Moder turned to Joe and tried to punch him with the gauntlet. Joe countered this it by using his rocket boot to burn his face.

"You are even more of an annoyance as last time!" Moder shouted with anger.

"Last time? I barely even FOUGHT you last time!" Joe shouted.

"That's not what I meant..." Moder replied.

He grabbed Joe and prepared to punch him with the gauntlet.

"JOE, GET OUTTA THERE NOW!" ComedyP shouted.

Joe just stared at the gauntlet, as if he recognized it.

He came out of his trance, and said:

"I remember..."

Joe used his wrist-blades on his hand so Moder would let go of him. He flew towards the gauntlet and tried to grab it.

But this only succeeded in Moder punching him, but Joe used his shield to block the attack.

Joe jumped back to ComedyP.

"What the heck was that?" ComedyP said to him.

"Long story, tell you later." Joe said. "Get that glove thing off his hand!"

The two charged forward and attacked Moder with all they got.

Then, an array of things (such as rockets, clocks, and fire) hit Moder, stunning him.

Then, Temmie, Bender, Zeroay, Hev1, Gollum, & Seven landed next to Joe and ComedyP.

"I was wondering when you guys would show up." ComedyP said.

"Everyone, try to get the glove off his hand. And DON'T let him snap his fingers!"

They all charged forward and proceeded to beat the everloving crap out of Moder.

But none could get the gauntlet.

"You fools." Moder said. As he snapped his fingers. Everyone closed their eyes and braced for impact.

Nothing happened.

Everyone noticed that Moder's gauntlet was missing from his hand.

Moder turned his head, only to greeted to someone with the gauntlet, punching him miles away.

The Anti-Polls saw and all-too-familiar face holding the gauntlet.

"What'd I miss?" Nate asked.

Chapter 2 - Exposition
Moder landed in a junkyard.

¨Ugh........¨ Moder said. ¨This is terrible! If Infi-Nate finds me-¨

¨He'll erase you from existence.¨ Infi-Nate said. ¨Wait to say what were all thinkin'.¨

¨Listen, just give me one more chance!¨ Moder said. ¨I can-¨

¨Whatever pathetic things you CAN do, I can do 10 nonillion times better!¨

Moder stratched his head.

¨Example number one; counting.¨ Infi-Nate said as he snapped his fingers.

And with a flash of life, Moder was gone.

¨Now, what to do next?¨ Infi-Nate thought. ¨I'm going to need a new phase one if I want my plan to proceed.¨

Infi-Nate got an idea. He teleported a cretaure with red skin, black eyes, and a frozen angered face to him. His body was literally glitching.

¨Ahh....PollerNate.¨ Infi-Nate said. ¨Welcome back.¨

¨....And then Nate brought Big, Trapper Clicker, and tons of other deceased Anti-Polls back from the past, and then space-time reset itself, ridding the memories of the adventure.¨ Joe explained to his friends, now back inside the Anti-Poll base.

¨Wow, that's....quite a story.¨ Palette said.

¨You figured that all out from just LOOKING at this gauntlet?¨ Ruby said, holding it.

¨Yeah.¨ Nate said. ¨Oddly enough, I seemed to remember it too when I saw it.¨

¨Well, It's clearly very dangerous, we should lock it away and-¨ ComedyP started.

¨Are you kidding?¨ Gollum said. ¨This gauntlet could be a very valuable asset to us! I say we use it!¨

¨Wait a sec!¨ Nate said. ¨If Moder disappeared from space-time, how did he show up back here? And why do we still remember him from when the Darkness returned?¨

"I think he didn't get erased, he just became decoupled from space-time," Joe said. "That's why we haven't seen or thought of him in so long."

"But then how was he brought back?" Nate asked again.

Joe thought. ¨Hmm, what villains do we know that have that amount of power?¨

Nate got a clipboard out and read it.

¨Dorian's dead, Francis is nearly done being un-brainwashed, Zero and Dark Nate- I mean, Infi-Nate are in the Void, the-¨

¨WAIT!¨ Ruby yelled. ¨Maybe Infi-Nate escaped the Void!¨

¨It's a good guess....If we wasn't a freaking dummy!¨ Temmie pointed out.

Suddenly, Ruby got an idea. she pulled out her portal device and set the coordinates.

¨Sooooooo......are we going on a adventure or are we solving this mystery?¨ Nate asked.

¨Both. Remember the prophecy back at the zombie place? The portal took us to the wrong destination.¨

¨OK, I'm in.¨ Gollum said ¨I'll use the gauntlet and-¨

¨Do you realize how much trouble that thing has gotten us into?¨ ComedyP said. ¨Or are you just an idiot?¨

¨Hey!¨ Gollum said back to him. ¨Joe told you what this thing did. If WE use it, we'll win for sure.¨

¨Ugh! We don't have time for this?¨ Nate said. ¨Joe, your call.¨ Should we take it or leave it, and who gets to use it?¨

"Well, if this goes into the wrong hands, then something really terrible could happen," Joe began.

"Exactly! Thanks Joe. Now, lets just leave it and-" ComedyP began then, Joe cut him off.

"But if we use the gauntlet then we could surely win before anyone else gets their hands on it," Joe said. ComedyP didn't argue, but he looked like he wanted to.

"Ok," Gollum said. "No I'll take the gauntlet and-"

"Wait a second! Who said you could use it? Its Joe's call," said ComedyP, agitated.

"Well, it's extremely powerful, so it needs to be used in the right hands," Joe said. "But I think Gollum can handle it."

Gollum took the gauntlet and put it on his hand. He started at it for a second, then looked back at Joe.

"Ok, I'm ready to go," he said.

"Shouldn't we figure out how to use it and everything first?" said ComedyP

"You snap," said Gollum.

"It still could have something else that we haven't seen yet. Maybe we should-" ComedyP began.

"We have to hurry! We don't have time to linger," said Nate. Everyone looked at Joe.

"Your call again, Joe, should we go now or see what else the gauntlet does?" Nate asked.

"I say we go. I know what the gauntlet does, anyway," Joe said.

"You do?" Nate asked.

"And you DIDN'T THINK TO LET US KNOW ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW?!" Gollum shouted.

"It didn't come up!" Joe said. "And I think most of you can find out if you touch a specific stone!"

He motions to Palette. "Palette, try touching the red one!"

When Palette did that, her eyes lit up with a red glow.

"Okay, I know now," she said. "This one's just like the Happy Pearl..."

Joe then motioned to Temmie and Bender. "Temmie, you touch the green one, and Bender, you touch the blue one."

They did that, and then they remembered.

"Whoa, the memes..." Temmie said.

"That's from Skallion..." Bender said.

Joe then told Nate and Hev1 to touch the yellow and orange stones, and then they remembered.

"Everyone who touched the stones is linked to those stones," Joe said.

"But not me?" Gollum whined.

Joe ignored him. "Now that we know what this does, should we get going?"

"I want the gauntlet!" Gollum snapped.

"I say one of the stone-keepers gets it!" Temmie snapped back.

"Oh, because you're a stone-keeper, right?!"

"Okay, SHUT UP!" Nate shouted. "Joe, who gets the gauntlet?"

"Why am I the one making all the decisions around here?" Joe asked.

"We just need someone to settle this," Nate told him. "Now which one of us is looking after this stupid glove?"

¨Palette, if your coming on this adventure, then your gonna need protection, since your paint powers don't work.¨ Joe said.

¨Oh, I'm coming, all right.¨ Palette said.

¨Fine.¨ Ruby said. ¨I guess theirs a lot more buffers between me and her this time.¨

Ruby opened a portal and everyone jumped into it.

Chapter 3 - The Path to the Staff and the Path to Destruction
The Anti-Polls landed in the cave in dimension on Planet 20M813.

¨Okay, so what did we miss?¨ Nate asked

¨Apparently, the Menhu 42 needed to be in it's ¨solid phase¨ to activate the portal to the temple.¨ Ruby explained. ¨All of the other phases brought you into a random dimension.¨

¨....Meaning that some idiot triggered the portal in the ¨liquid phase¨ When we were here earlier?¨ ComedyP said. ¨Whoever did that deserves a slap across the face!¨

Everyone looked at ComedyP angred.

¨...On second thought...Maybe that'd be too mean.¨ ComedyP said.

Nate took both pieces of the Menhu in it's solid phase. And walked up to the portal. The portal scanned it, and a multi-colored portal opened up.

¨Whoa, that's trippy.¨ Nate said. ¨It's kinda hurting my eyes...¨

Everyone slowly walked inside the portal.

At the Sayer's abandoned castle in the Poller Dimension, PollerNate and Infi-Nate were discussing a new Phase Two.

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¨NO!¨ Infi-Nate shouted. ¨That'd be too obvious. We need something to get them caught off course.¨

¨Master! Master!¨ A small human like servant said, running up to Infi-Nate.

¨Make it quick, Zoltix.¨ Infi-Nate said.

¨My sensers detect that the Anti-Polls are going after the Staff of Power!¨ Zoltix said.

¨(Fatherfoopers)!¨ PollerNate shouted.

¨Shessh, what's the big deal?¨ Infi-Nate said. ¨We can still find 'em.¨

¨T̛͉͍͕̖̺͇̖̄͗͗̎̀͟͢ͅĥ̛͔̗͇̲̟̒̆̀̀͌́͞ė̢̖͚̩̹̩͚̼̦̄̑̐͒̓͋͂͡͝ ṕ̡̜̤͙̞̘́̋́͒̂͛̎̑a̖̘͈̟̘̭̟̖̬̅̄̽̈́͂̔̃́́̚͢ț̴͎̦̹̤̼́̽̓́̓̀̃̇́͝h̸̫̼̘̞͔̔̽̽͒̿̇̅͘͡ t̸̡̖̗̭̠̼̍̋̆͐̅̀ö̴͎͚̯̩̘̤̪̰͙́̆̔̉̇͑͝ t̛͕̹̩̦̦̼̬́͂̿̋̅͌h̨͍̜̲͙̻̊͋̋̈́̂̉̑͂͜e̴̝̺͍̼̒̀̅͌̌͜͠ T̴̰̘̺̺̪̐̈́̕͘̚̚e̻̠̪̟͉̔̄̏̐̆̃̈́̅̓̿͢͢m̵̢̼̜̠̘͓̳̌̾̅̃̆̇̃̕͘͢͟͞p̴̤̱̥̱̗̺͎̘̫̂̉̃́͂ḻ̛̛̥̱̹̠̺̘̿͆̄̉̀͂͊͌ę̷̯͖̼͕̘̘̳̠̐͒̏͑̔̄̈́̈́ͅ o̢̡̜̲̥͔͕͇̣͙͐͌͌̍̊͋͝f̨͚̦̞͙̺͒̓̌̽̽̿̐̄̒̈́͢ P̸̳̘̺̞͚̰͕̏̒͌͂̇͘ó̢̨̬̺̠̙̂͋͐̋̍̿̏͗͠ẘ̵̢̠̳̯͔̠͎͒̒͛̀̚̚ȩ̪̙̽͛́̀͑̏̿̕͜͜r͎̭͚̗͍̺͐͊͛͐̇̐͌͟͠ a̴̢̞̜̰̼̪̽̉̃̋̒̆̋̕͟n̵̡͉̥̲̹͎͇̭̘̒̌́̍͜͝d̛͎̞̟̘̜̆̿͒͜͝ t̴̙̬̯̩͍̘̣̂̎̇̉̄̍͒̈́͘͜͝ḧ̡̤̥̣̙̗̩́̓͒̚͞͝ͅe̴͈̻̲̻͋͛̏́̌̒̕͘͢͠͠ T̩͈̟̥̦͓̗̥͍͂̂̓̕̕ę̖̠̞̝̦̣̭̉͋̅̓̚m̮̪̰̫̞̖̰̓̾͋̊̍̆̚͟͡͠ͅp̧͉͔͙͙̒̕̚͘͠ļ̴͙̯̠̌̋̏́͌͜e̼͓͔̮͈͛̿̾̊̑̚͟ i̺̩͉͉͉̒̌̀̌̽̈͢͢͝t̡̧̜̞̫͋̈̍̃͊̀̐̅̈̽s̨̫̼̱͈̓́̄̏̂͘͞͝ͅę̻̘͓͎͈̖̦͖̀̂̉̉̄̔͂̋͠ͅl̴̨̛̜̣̠̯̲̳̩͉̅͋̈́̆̉͢f̧̛̙͚̯̮̹̦̹̓͗̄͊̀̀͒̈́͡ a͍͚̯̫̖͎̞̭͔̎̿̆͐̌̐͌̂͘̚͢r̵̢̲͕̻̳̩̔̓̀̓̃̈́͛̔͌ͅę̛̭̗͍̩͉̽̏̋̍̍̀͝ͅ į̸̡̖̫̥̩̰̖̣̋̂̈́̋̏̾͗̚͜n̨͚͇̮̤̤̩̊̏͒̀̀̊͡͝͠a̩̫̤̙̞͐̀̊͌͡͡ç͎̠̟̟̄͗́̆̾̈c̴̮̬̫̯̜̟̪̻̋͗͂̿̉̍͑͒̾̕ë̖͉̝̫̤̙̇̃̓̇̃͌̚̚̕s̘͈̪̬̲̼͙̽̃̿̈́̕s̶͖͔̫̙̝̬̥͙͂͂͗̋́̎̏̓̇͜͡ͅį̵̰̦͖͈͙̍͋̒̇͒͠͝͞ͅb̸̩̹͉̫̼͙͍͔̹͂̌͛͛̊̅̀́͞͡l̴̙͚̠̞̞̺̭̀͒̊̈́̽͢͜͝ê̵̢̨̱͔̱͍͓͕̫̺͊͗̐̋͡͞ ẗ̴̨̝̥̜͈͚̮̻̮̒͛́́͞o̵̱͉̹̘̰̣̲̥͖̿͌̃͊͋ á̡̡̲̼̬̬͖̀̆̔͐͊̎̄͢͢l̖̻̙̰̯̩͔̻̤̊̈́͐̀̚l̶̛̲̙̮̮̼̣̊̃͋͋̑̎̚ P̴̛̣͔̣̪̤̲̿̓͆̊̚̕o̷̢̘̺͙͇̝̘͒̅̏̽͛̽̀̍ͅl̛͍̜͉̟̝͑͆̄͋͢͞͝l̵̨̡̥̫̞̮̥͈͆͗̑̑̆̀̓̀̐͜͡ȩ̵͎͔̞̪̬̘̘͖̑̈̿͐͡͞͞ͅr̶̛̠̲̠̪̜͎̗̮̭̎̀̃̓̽͟͞s̡̬̮͙̥͙̉̋͒͠͠.̷̡̜̤̹̜͉͕͍̮̯͋͋̍̓̐̉̕̕¨

¨Damn it!¨ Infi-Nate said.

¨Might I suggest that we wait until they leave the Temple?¨ Zoltix said. ¨You may be able to surprise-attack them.¨

¨But there's no telling where they will go or do.¨ Infi-Nate said.

Silence for about a minute.

¨Wanna go destroy Sectional City while we wait?¨ Infi-Nate asked.

The Anti-Polls landed in a floating building in black nothingness.

¨Where are we?¨ Joe asked.

¨My portal gun can't make heads or tails of our location!¨ Nate said.

¨We are in Dimension 0.¨ Ruby said. ¨A dimension that The Ancients created to hide location of the staffs.¨

¨Do you know where to go?¨ Nate asked, looking at three tunnels in front of them.

¨Nope.¨ Ruby said. ¨I figured we'd play the guessing game.¨

"All right, then, let's try this path," Joe said, motioning to the middle path.

They started down the middle path. As they walked down the dark tunnel, they heard creepy sounds from all around.

"I'm getting really nervous here," Temmie shuddered.

"What are those things?" ComedyP suddenly said.

The group turned and looked through a small window. Purple ghost-like things floated all around the blackness.

"The Banned," Ruby said.

"The what?" Joe asked.

"Beings that made the wrong choices in life, and had their life forces transported here by The Ancients," Ruby answered.

"Can they hurt us?" Nate asked.

"No, they're harmless," Ruby said. "They cannot interact with us or make contact with us."

The group continued on. At the end of the tunnel, they saw a portal wall in a small chamber.

"Seriously?" Gollum groaned.

"Welcome, travelers."

The Anti-Polls turned around to see someone behind them.

"My name is Swasimcool."

"W̵̭̟̮̺͓͉̿̾̾͋͂̕͢͞ȟ̻͓̫̦̪̬̪́͋̇͂̈́͘ͅͅa̴͚̤̟̰̣̖̙͕̍͑̄͗͆̈̇̌̒͟ẗ͉͍͇͍͔̲́̆̉̅͟͡ à̶͙͇̤̳̰͈̖̤͉̍̆̽̌͠ d̵̝͓̦͔́̍̋̇͑̂͂̑͠͝ͅù̸̝̖̩̠̹͕̲̉̽͛͞ͅm̢̨̧̠̝͎͇̘̔́̃̆̃͆͢͡͠p̭͕͖̩̹̯̀̽̍͒͌̈͐̚͢,͕̤̯̗̫̫̬͕͒̈́͂̆̾͢͡͠͝" PollerNate said as he and Infi-Nate appeared in Sectional City.

"A dump that will soon be gone," Infi-Nate replied. "And once we've destroyed the city, we'll move on to the rest of the planet, and then the rest of the Internet Dimension, and then, finally, the Prime Dimension!"

"Á̧͇͎̝͉̱̰̭̟͌̈́̋̊̍͒͘͢͡ḿ̴͉̭̗̳̮̯̍̃̕͜͢͡b̵̡̟̯̖̪̦͓̗͌̅͋̆͊̉̈̕͟͠i̛̜̯̖̦̩̹̰͐͒͆̑̍͘̕͢t̸̛̝̺͔̤͚̣̥͕̎͆̂͗͊i̦̙̻͇̮͋͑͐̚͡o̙͓̗͇͇̘̩̼̜̒͂̅̿̿̄̀̅̕͝ų̷̗̮̦͍̳̠͙͇̓̈͗͒͒̽͆̃͑͢s͇̠̺̫͇̲̼̥͆̈́̅̾͢͠ m̛̠̗̤̤͈̱̩̺̦̱̉͒͐̄̈́͒̃̔͠ų̷̢͕͈̜̲̝̥̜͊̅̄̀͐̓͒̄̑c̷̘͕̱͇̻̀̀̆̓̉̓̄͋̎͡h̵̪͉͕̰̰̞̻̩̱̫̎̋͗̆̚͞?̵̢̞̜̼̖̹̞̭̔̅͂͐̆́͜" PollerNate responded. "W͉̤͕͈͚̬̟̄̇̎̉͒͌͂̕͝h̷̡̡͖̫̣̳͉͇̳̤̒̎́̀̒̓̇̎͝ȳ̧̖̝͚̤͖̮͚̇̓͂͋̎̌͘͜͝ d͎̙̭̠͕̻͚́̍̒̌̅̚o͙͈̗̘̲͔͚̽͛̓͌͛̓̎͢͠͝n̸̡̨̪̗͉̹̹̳̜̂̔͒̀̐̾̒͋͡'̡̡̛̬̙͔͖̠̬͍̘̂̈̉̎͗͡ţ̷͓̘̩͉̝͆̽̅͒́̊̚͟͝ w̷̧̡̪̭͚̹̳̮͈̐͊́̓̆͐̚͜e̴̝̞̦̭̺̓̓̇̂̈́̆͑̋ d̷̨̼̘̭͓̗̗̃̈̈́̾͑͘͢͠ͅö̶̡̩̱̳̩̤͚̠̀̈́̌̎̌̈͘͟͝ o̝̭͚̝͓͐̈́̋́͞͠ͅñ͕̟̻̙͚͙̽̃͂̀̍͘͠͞͞ȩ̶̲͎̙̟̲̹͉͖̇̔̔̽̒̿͢ ơ̠̮̫̣̹̥͌̎̎̈͜͜͝f̵̡̭̩͈̣̳̭̤̱͉͊́̕̚̕ m̴̡̨̡͉̫̳̟̰̊̄̿́̅̅͋̀̕ͅy̻̗͙̦͕̌̋̀̃̐͢ͅ p̸̢̛̳̙̭̗̟̫̤̰̅͂̐̋͡ͅḻ̵̢̞͙̱͚̊̊́́͌̎́̇͘a̧̛͙̜̬̻̯͙͕̰͆̇̿̾̔̆̂͢͡ṅ̛̫̮̳̥͔̯̱̳̐̀̓͛̄̕͟͢͡s̢̛̳͇̰̖̺̩̭̅̏̌̍͒̒̀͘?̼̯̖͙͎͑̋̓̎̕͢͜͡ T̴̨̙̮̯̫̩̩͕̿͆̒̈́͆͘͝ẖ̶̹̺̲̣͇͐͌̏͆̇̃̒̕ḁ̸̟̖̺͎̰͉̙̌͗̊̽̆͑͆t̢̧̡͔͖̪̙̺̗̄̋̾̆̂̀͘̚ͅ ȱ̡̭̱̻̥̍͐̀̒̾̀n̵̬̤̫̟͕̎̋̈́͑̾̈͒͢͝ͅͅe̶͇͕̠̩̻̤̜̼̅̇̓͆͆̿̓̀͢ k̸̢͔̗͔̣̍͌͌̌̀̕̕͡i̧̨̟̭̗͉̅͋̀͂̅͡ņ̬̜͉̲̜͊̅̇̔͆̆̃̚̕̕͟͟d̷͔͎͍̺̘̩̮̿͋̊͆͑̂̊͊͋͟͟͠ͅ ò̙̫̻͉̞͕͕̬͋̅͛͛ͅf̶̡̥̼̗͕͊̀͑̅͛̍͂́̾̚͢ͅ s̢̛̺̱̱̐̽̽̔̇̏̚͟͡ͅȗ̶͚̱̣̦͐̓͊͒̍̈́͐͢c̴͚̦̪͓̹͛̂̐͒̇̊͘ḳ̵̮̮͉̱͛̀̅̕͝s̡͉̙͓͇̤̓̿̾̑͘͠͠.̵̛͖͖̦͈̫͕̮̊̒̀͐"

"Oh, shut up, you!" Infi-Nate shouted. "But fine. What do you say we do?"

"Ṱ̛̞͇̻̄̐̓͊̀̍̚̕ͅa̸̛͔͍̺̟̼͐́̄̒k͚̲͍̘̳͔͚͂̄͛́̄̂̚͝ę̥̜͖̺̩͑̀̆̀̒͛͢͞ ó̸̤͉̹̖͈̳̼͔̌̆͊̍ṳ̴̘̭̯̞̤̪̪̖́̓̓̈͌́̒͟t̸̰͙͈̘̪̋̾̃͂̒̉͊͞͞ t̢̛̲̘̮̦̘̬̼̱̿̃͆́̈́͆̎̓͐ͅh̨̭̹̻͖͔̮̤͙̓̔̏̅̆̅͐̂̾e̵̡͓̩̖̣̮̫̞̬̅̋̀͛͟͝i̶̧͙̙̺̬͇̇̈̿̈͘͘͜͞r̨̢̖̙̯̼̙̀́̽̅̑̕ͅ l̹̱͇͚͑̌̊̋̍ͅe̞̻͈̮̱̱̭͋͐͋̀̈̈a͈̯̖͇̙̹̿̉̋̽̓̋́͘̕͟͟d̨̥͉͇͎͓̞̲̭̠͊̊̅͗͗͞͡e̷̡̼̹͎̔̎̔̄͌̍͑̕͟͢͝͡ͅr̸̞̤̰̪͉̜̼̈͗̇̒͘͞͞s̵̼̲̜̼͈̬͊̔̋̿̏͋͆̾,̴̬̹͚͔̠̱͉͋͊͑̄̑͒͝" PollerNate responded. "T̨̡̟͎̹̯̤̥̗̘̔̈̈́̊̔̕̕̚͘͡h̛̹̥̬̬͎̺̓͗̓̈͟e̢̲̹͓̠̗̣͐͌͐́͒͊̅ņ̩̘͍̦̭̤̜̞͒́̅́̕͜͡͠ t̷̬͔̩̰̿̎̈̅̓͗͟͡h̲̭̖̯̩͐̓̔̑̃̅̊̾͒ͅé̷̞̪̩̥̤̱͇͚̓̐̈̏̌̐͑͊̈ͅy̫̞̗̭̪̲̺̱̋̃̌̓̓̍͜'̪͍̭̘͇͔͍̄̍͊̐̀̕ļ̻͎̘̖͈̖͕̆̓̍͝͝l̡͈͎̹̥͚͎͕͓̇̔̐̃͆̅̒ h̨̼̯̞̰͖̯̔̓̓̄̽̾͒̄̔̕ą̬̰̻͈̟̮̣̪͋̊̽̐̐͌̂͛͝ͅv̴̫̤̤̼̯̄̑̍͂̏̾̚͢͢͜͟͠͡ȅ̷͖̤̘̺̳̈̏͋̔̓͗̆ n̶̢͙̪̲͚̊̿̓̓̈́̀͌̏͢o̷̢̘̜̩̮̱͌͌̃̊̒̕ͅ c̶̡̨̨͇̪̹̮̙̄̈́͊͂̋̒̍h̭͍̗̟̜̼̏̈͒͑̈̿̐̕͢͝͞ó̷̢̺̙̝̳̍͗̂͒̉͞͠į̷̛̤̼̠̳͚̰̼̲̃͑̑͒c͎͚̙̮̯͉̋͌͆̌̂̎͘ē̳̝̥̳̪̥̽͑͛̾̎̆̀̚͟ ḅ̶͍͙̱̭̯̺̏͌̏͂̽͜͢u̮̠͕̞̰̼̠̤̽͆̉̑͗̽̽̏̅ţ̦̱̻̈̇̾͛̊͢͠ͅ t̡͎̲͍̥̠̻̒̽̓̄́̚̕͝ơ̱̬̙̭̗͔̗̞͚̿͑̔́̅͆͋ s̵̺̫̪̜̮̼͎͙͕̝̆̎̂̏͑̐̕̚̚u̸̧͓̳̲̼͗̑͋̍̅̒̒͜͟b̶̨̖̻̠͔̻͈̤̤̿̋̓̆̀̀ḿ̝̲̤̗̲̄̈͂́̌̍͞ị̴̡̢̻͈̣̱̇̿̾̾́̐̌̚͞t̶̩̺̝̩̝̔̉̉̈́̔͆̔͠͠ t̶̖̖̟̺̖̂̇̓͛̈́ó̸̠̰̪̥̣͖͙̲̯́̓̋̓̔̚̕ ụ̴͖̙̘̬̗̩̭̼̐͒͐̋̂͌͛͢s̴̠̙͓̺̜̳̯͑̑͐̏̍̈́̚͢͟͠͠͠.̶̦̜͕̬̞̪̿̄̋͌̕͢͡"

"You're saying we take it over instead of destroying it?" Infi-Nate asked. "That's not as fun!"

PollerNate gave him a look.

"Fine," Infi-Nate responded.

PollerNate snickered to himself.

"Mr. Purse, we've got trouble." First Officer Kinney said, running into the room.

Mr. Purse looked to see Infi-Nate and PollerNate heading toward the Council spire.

He activated his holo-sword and holo-shield. "Get me Max! Or the Secondary Team, whichever!"

¨Why not get both?¨ Kinney asked.

¨Because that wasn't one of the choices.¨ Mr. Purse said.

¨But that would give us a better advantage! If DarkLight were to attack from behind an-¨

¨STOP RUINING THE GIMMICK!¨

¨Fine. Get the Secondary team.¨

¨How'd you get here?¨ Swasimcool asked. ¨You can't exactly get here with the average ship.¨

¨We used the Menhu to teleport here.¨ Nate said. ¨We need the Staff of Power to defeat Infi-Nate.¨

¨So the prophecy is true, then.¨ Swasimcool said. ¨Follow me.¨

¨Do you two know each other?¨ Joe asked as they walked down the hall.

¨He's the guardian for this place. He temporarily cured my curse with a powerful element called ¨Windscribium¨.¨

¨This stories just get more and more creative.¨ Joe said to the writer.

¨However, It wore off quite quickly.¨ Swasimcool said. ¨And he became trapped on Earth.¨

¨Whoop-de-do.¨ ComedyP said, walking up the stairs. ¨Where's this staff?¨

¨Right here, Mr. Impatient.¨ Swasimcool said, showing the Anti-Polls a triangular podium with a staff floating in one of the corners.

Joe studied the staff. It shined brighter than a million diamonds, was tougher than the thickest titanastone, and could slay the strongest foes with one tilt.

¨Whatever you're thinking the Staff can do, it can do.¨ Swasimcool said proudly.

Joe noticed a white book in the middle of the podium. Swasimcool picked it up.

¨This is the Anti-Poll Prognosticus.¨ Swasimcool explained. ¨It was written by The Admin to tell what will become of the Anti-Polls.

¨What's it say about this moment?¨

Swasimcool looked in the book and skimmed a certain page.

¨Dark presences have invaded a place of forlorn memories.¨ Swasimcool read. ¨And the darkness is winning.¨

¨Sectional City!¨ Joe said.

¨We need to go back and fight!¨ Gollum said.

¨Infi-Nate will probably DESTROY us if we go back there.¨ Palette said.

¨But we have a staff!¨ Joe said.

¨Yeahhhhhhh...about that¨ Swasimcool said. ¨We need all three staffs here if we want to release them.

¨Wait, there TWO MORE STAFFS?!¨ Nate said.

¨The Staff of Plasma and The Staff of Colors.¨

¨Gee, I wonder who those belong to.¨"ComedyP said.

¨We need to get one of the staffs!¨ Nate said.

"There are two Portal Walls at the end of the other corridors. They lead to the location of the two other staffs," Swasimcool told the group. "One staff is guarded by the Meme Master Riley The Reader-"

"I know who that is," Temmie said.

Swasimcool continued. "And the other is guarded by noble fighter Arica Jade."

"Since Temmie seems to know this Riley, we'll go there," Nate said. "Show us to the Portal Wall."

And Swasimcool did so.

When the group stepped through the Portal Wall, they found themselves on Magrathea.

"Oh, this place again," Joe remarked.

Everyone looked around. There was a lot of beach and a lot of jungle.

"Kinda wish we had Meme Machine here," Zeroay said. "He lived here for a while."

"Yeah, I remember he saved us from Dorian Domanex's Mighty Bananas," Gollum replied.

Joe, Nate and Bender remained silent, as memories of the late Dorian Domanex flooded back.

"So," Temmie said. "Where are we going? Are we walking down the beach or going into the jungle?"

(Next editor end on a choice.)