How to be annoying in the BNCS

The BNCS has had thousands of commenters with different personalities. Want to be remembered for being a pain in the butt hole? Well this, my friend, is what you are looking for. But first, you must choose the audience that you want to antagonize.

1. Everyone (Well, at least most people)
You want to annoy everyone?! Well sure, i guess.

Advertising and posting comments such as 'First' seems to bother the most people. Advice: Don't do this lol

Known users:

2. Everyone with a functioning brain (Because I don't have one :p)
Most people who do this do not intend to be annoying. It's just a part of their personality.

Cringe (Including most fanfics, and cringe comments), Shipping characters (This counts as cringe ig), Polls

Known users: Gina's Love Monkey, BigNateForever2

3. I'm a troll
C'mon. You don't need me to tell you what to do.

Spam, Call stuff cringe (gets a lot of reactions), Use dumb insults (yOu'Re A pEeDoBiLe)

4. Your Mom
Shut up. What do you want now? Oh, you started a war and got banned? I'm proud of you,