Fanon:Stories of the Great War: A Joe Moraliste Collection

I'm sure the only people who are going to want to participate in this and Nate Clone, Meme Machine and I (BiggerNate91), but if anyone else wants to, they can.

Order

 * Nate Clone
 * Meme Machine
 * BiggerNate91
 * Anyone else who wants to go after us

Prologue
It was another normal day for Joe Moraliste. Or as normal as living on Planet GC can be.

He was resting in his ship, which had belonged to his late friend, BiggerNate. He was thinking about everything he did for him in the battle with the Sayer. He really wished he was here right now. Instead, he was lying in his ship, wearing his armor.

Then he thought of something. It was said that Big had served well in the "Great War." But Joe didn't even know what that was.

It was time to find out what the Great War was.

He left the ship to find his friend Nathan, or Nate. "Hey, can I ask you about something?"

"Sure, what's going on?"

Joe paused, and then said, "I want to know about the Great War."

Nate thought about that, then he said, "Come and sit." They sat down at a bench.

Nate began. "Before the Sayer came to be, the leader of the Pollers was a guy named Alex Carey. He was one of the three founders of the Pollers, but after Mrs. Godfrey was defeated and Comix-R-Us defected to Planet GC, he took over entirely and led a massive takeover of the universe. Our old master, Trapper Clicker, gathered up everyone on Planet GC to stop him. It was a war much crazier than the Sayer's initial invasion, or the battle we just went through."

Joe processed that. "Wow..."

"I know," replied Nate. "There were a lot of events within the war, though. Many stories were written telling the tale of the Great War."

"Like what?" asked Joe.

Nate then said, "Why don't you come and we can see."

They walked to Planet GC's library. They went to a section labelled "archives."

"Browse away," said Nate.

Joe picked a book off the shelf. "This one's about Big!"

"Let's take a look at it," replied Nate. "What's it called?"

"It's called..."

Story 1 - BiggerNate91: The Siege of Sectional City
BiggerNate91 was fighting hard.

The enemy was relentless. They had been trying to break in to Sectional City for days, but BiggerNate's regiment was not going to let that happen.

He stood before the enemy. ¨Turn BACK, you foul Pollers!¨ he said, cocking his arm cannon. ¨NEVER!!¨ said Alex Carey, the leader of the poller army. Big shot his arm cannon, which knocked out some of the Pollers.

Alex charged at Big, but someone jumped of the city walls and through a Brodie hat at him. It hit him in the head, resulting in a bruise. The hat flew back to the person and he put it back on. They both realized that this person was not a human at all! It was a hobbit! And not just any hobbit. It was the best of the Anti-Polls defense, Gollum! ¨Nice of you to drop in!¨ said Big. ¨No problem!¨ said Gollum. ¨Now, Let's give'em HECK!!

Meanwhile, not so far away in a survival bunker, two men were watching this battle unfold....