Profile: ComedyProfessional

ComedyProfessional is a 2017 generation commenter, he has little experience it’s Poll War | And no experience with Poll War 2, he served in the Yee War (C R I N G E), and parodied Hev1, once. At the time of writing, he does Daily Shower Thoughts, and then a comment related to the strip. He is an anti poll, and a wikia user. This is more into detail.

The Beginnings
ComedyProfessional started out on GoComics in March (but made his account later), and here’s the catch; it was an accident. He was looking up Bignate.com, and he searched it, it took him to GoComics, he was about to click off the page, but something caught his eye; the strip? But wait, it was a strip he had never seen before. So, he decided to click on the left arrow, and it took him to ANOTHER one that was placed before the events of the next one. This, amazed me. “New Strips!!” I Thought. So, I decided to read everyday, and besides the strip, he saw something called the Featured Comment. This was also interesting. Finally, around May 2017, he made his account named Stickman’s Hero. Stickman’s Hero enjoyed the strip and how interesting the featured comments were, until one day, that changed.

“Poll: Whats your favorite color?” - Mrs Godfrey

He didn’t mind this at first, until there was another poll tomorrow. And again, again, and again. This quote annoyed him, so he made his first reply.

”STOP WITH THESE STUPID POLLS! THEY ARE GETTING IN THE WAY OF FEATURED COMMENT!” - Stickman’s Hero

In the words of Meme Machine:

A. Triggered

He didn’t reply or comment after that, and just read the strip, until August 2017, when he commented this:

”I’m back boi.” - SarcasticallyBored

Cringe, this was also the time when he changed to SarcasticallyBored.

He only commented a tiny bit, but still read the featured comment and the strip. Finally, on December 2017, he started to comment a bit more.

”Born from the shadows, I present to you... The Big Nate Fanbase.” - SarcasmLoading

Yeah, I shat on the Fanbase a lot, this was around the time I changed to SarcasmLoading.

I proceeded to make 1 more comment, (that I can remember) stating this:

”Legend has it, someone made it to the bottom of the Comment Section, with the reply boxes open.” - SarcasmLoading

And, there is a reply that made me laugh hard.

”I kind of doubt that that’s possible. With the amount of salt people have here, you’d probably die of sodium poisoning before you ever made it to the bottom.” - Arica Jade

Pure. Material.

Anyways, your expecting me to make a ”experiences with Poll War || tab”, right? WRONG! It’s the complete opposite, actually. I didn’t even know Poll War || was going ON! I was blind enough to not even see Satan- I mean, MartySay’s Comments. I even made this comment after I saw a featured comment saying this:

”Everyone, MartySays has planned to return on Christmas.” - Darklight

Huh? Who the heck was MartySays? So I made this comment:

”Am I missing something? Who is Martysays?” - SarcasmLoading

There were a few people telling me who he was, but then, I went on one more hiatus.

The Complete Return
January 6, 2018 was the day I returned.

To be continued (I just gotta go get my comment from there real quick if you‘re reading this)