Fanon:The Poll War. (by Wooden Board)

I made a story about the poll wars so enjoy.

Cast: If you were in the story, please write your name in the dotted list below!
 * Wooden Board (WB)

Chapter 1
It was a nice day in the comment section. People were laughing, chatting, and having a good time.

Wooden Board: Hey Anonymous, have you seen the news?

UnanimouslyAnonymous: Yeah. MartySays and Puffa are both banned.

It was all over the BNCS News. The headlines were all "MartySays and Puffa, or also known as "Spam Duo" has been banned for life, mods say." BN Newspapers are covered with the same headlines too.

Exquisite Monkey: Guys! Isn't this exciting? The spam duo is banned and we finally get to kick back and relax in peace again!

Wooden Board: It was a tough case to handle, but we beat Spam Duo's lawyers. Such an accomplishment.

UnanimouslyAnonymous: Hey, how about we go get some ice cream to celebrate?

Exquisite Monkey and Wooden Board: Sure!

Chapter 2
At TAC's frozen custard...

TheAmazingCrafter: Hello guys! Or should I say, hello heroes!

Wooden Board: Hi TAC. Can we get the triple split sugar rush?

TAC: Ooh, a big one! Sure coming right up.

As TAC is preparing the Sundae, someone comes in the shop. TAC is still making the sundae as he greets the unknown person. Then, he pulls out a gun. And points it at TAC.

Unknown person: ANSWER THE POLL: DO YOU HAVE A PET?!?! THANK YOU!! ANSWER IT NOW OR YOUR DEAD!!!!

Wooden Board's eyes widen. Exquisite Monkey sweats. TAC is trembling. And UnanimouslyAnonymous is scared for his life.

All: N-n-n-no. W-w-w-we d-d-don't have a p-pet...

Unknown person: Thank you.

The unknown person puts the gun in their pocket and walks out the door...

Chapter 3
UnanimouslyAnonymous: WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT ABOUT?!?!

TAC: I don't know, but I am calling the cops.

TAC dials the cops...

EddieAndReady: 911, what's your emergency?

TAC: Hello?! Eddie!!

EddieAndReady: Oh. Hi TAC. What's wrong?

TAC tells the whole story...

EddieAndReady: Oh my. We are on our way right now!

The cops shortly arrive at TAC's frozen custard.

EddieAndReady: Okay. TheYounglings, Swasimcool, MoonMan, search the place for fingerprints. JumboJimbo and Christina put down the caution tape.

Wooden Board: Thank you for hurrying here. We just saw this guy in an all-black outfit.

Exquisite Monkey: Y-yeah, and he threatened TAC with a GUN!

UnanimouslyAnonymous: And told us t-t-to answer a p-poll!!!

EddieAndReady writes all the info down on his notepad.

EddieAndReady: Uh oh...

Wooden Board: What?

EddieAndReady: Well...

Chapter 4
EddieAndReady: We just got the same complaints an hour ago. At Nate's Cheez Doodlez Market. We have been having some-

As soon as EddieAndReady was going to finish his sentence, everyone hears a KA-BOOM! Everyone yells.

Wooden Board: WOAH WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?!?!

EddieAndReady: IT'S THE TERRORISTS!!!!!!

TAC: WHAT?!?!?!?!?

As everyone was panicking, the news channel came on on the TV.

Just Nate: Breaking News. The Mart-Wall has been blown up by unknown terrorists. Fortunately, no one was seriously hurt. The government now knows the polls are coming from Polland and Spamton. The government is now declaring a war.

EddieAndReady: We need to go to our military base.

WB: I'm coming with you.

UnanimouslyAnonymous and Exquisite Monkey: Us too!

TAC: Me too!

WB: Sorry dude. You need to stay here. It's too dangerous for you. Also, you are a retired veteran.

EddieAndReady; At the age of 28. xDD

Chapter 5
TAC: Fine.

Everyone (except TAC) heads to the military base.

WB: Okay, is everyone geared up?

All: Yes!

WB: Okay. I heard there are still terrorists here. So follow my lead.

Everyone follows WB safely to the tank.

Meanwhile at TAC's...

TAC: It's so boring here. -_-

TAC was preparing to go home when he hears a beeping sound. Repeated beeping. And it got faster and faster. He knew exactly what it was. A ticking time bomb. He grabbed his duffle bag with all of his stuff in it and ran out to his car and drove away as fast as he can. The shop then explodes.

Chapter 6
TAC: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! MY ICE CREAM. >:(

TAC dials WB's number.

WB: No. Your not co-

TAC: That's not what I called for.

WB: Okay then. You sound scared! What's wrong?!

TAC: They blew up the frozen custard. I have all of my stuff though.

WB: Oh my. I am very sorry.

TAC: Ah, it's okay. The landlord will probably hook me up with a new one.

WB: Okay. We are heading to war so I got to go. Later *boop*

TAC: O-

The military gang are now in war.

Chapter 7
There was a lot of shooting and bombs in the area. The worst part? Polls.

WB: OKAY EVERYONE! FOLLOW MY LEAD!!!

Poller: POLL: DO YOU LI--

Before the poller could finish the poll, UnanimouslyAnonymous quickly shoots him with an AR.

Then Exquisite Monkey does the same to another.

Then Christina throws a grenade at a bunch. Everything was okay until...

BAP! ZIP! CLIP!

A bullet hits WB!!! In the leg!!

WB: HELP!! Agh! Oh my TREES it HURTS!

EddieAndReady: GUYS GET A MEDIC!!!

Christina tries to get a medic but gets caught in crossfire and was hit in the foot and the arm.

EddieAndReady: GUYS!!! MEDIC!! WOODEN BOARD AND CHRISTINA ARE DOWN!!!

Moon man successfully finds medical help but also gets shot. In the stomach and the shoulder.

Doctor: All three are going to be okay. But they are in critical condition. All three will undergo surgery.

As Eddie picks up WB and takes her to the ambulance, he calls the others on their walkie talkies.

Chapter 8
Attention all soldiers. 3 down. In critical condition. Christina, WB, and Moon Man.

But after saying that, Eddie is hit in the leg and arm 2 times! Medic immediately picks him up and takes him to the ambulance. Swasimcool and JumboJimbo see it all. Swasimcool calls everyone that's still alive on his walkie talkie.

Swasimcool: 4 down! 4 down!

When all seems loss, a miracle happens.

Exquisite Monkey: Hey guys look! It's a bird!

Unanimously Anonymous: It's a plane!

All soldiers: It's TAC's F-35 Lightning || Aircraft jet!!!

It's a miracle! TAC, Just Nate, Fjjj12, and HappyTheApple!

TheYounglings: We got backup!

TAC: Hop on, guys!

The soldiers hop on to the jet.

Just Nate: Where are the others?

Exquisite Monkey: They got shot.

Swasimcool: They are in critical condition and have to undergo surgery.

TAC: Oh, okay.

Chapter 9
Fjjj12: Hey look!!!!! An air-poller!

Air-poller: POLL: WH-

TheYounglings quickly shoots the air-poller. It falls to the ground. TAC calls the medics on Swasimcool's walkie talkie.

TAC to Doctor

TAC: Get out of the area. We are about to let out the anti-poll poison bomb.

Doctor: Got it.

The medic tank rushes out of the warzone. Then TAC releases the bomb. And flees the scene. But something bad happens...

Chapter 10
TAC accidentally lets the ladder go and two of the terrorist hop on. And those two are...

MartySays and Puffa! The Spam Duo! MartySays and Puffa climbs the ladder and opens the trap door. Then, the duo points their AK-47s at the crew.

MartySays: You thought a FLAG would stop us? Think again.

UnanimouslyAnonymous tries to shoot his glock 18 at him, but he has no bullets. Nor does the crew.

Puffa: HA! No bullets to load your little pistols!

MartySays: Now answer our poll. All of our polls. Which there are about a thousand. Poll: Wh-

Before MartySays can start, someone knocked out both of the pollers out. But who though, you ask?

It's Wooden Board!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!

TAC: YOUR OKAY!!!

WB: Yep. The rest are too. They are in town right now.

TAC Well, we basically won this war. Let's take these guys down to the station so we can ask them some questions.

An hour later...

The crew arrives back home to a crowd cheering for them.

TheYounglings: Well, WB saved us! From a bunch of annoying polls...

Swasimcool: Yep.

Just Nate heads back to the newsroom to tell the news crew about the war.

TAC heads to the landlord to hook him up with a new frozen custard shop.

And the injured heads back home or to work.

EddieAndReady: Well we will take these two to the station. Later guys!

WB, Unanimously Anonymous, and Exquisite Monkey: Bye.

WB: Well, guys. What a week.

Exqusite Monkey: Yeah. I am sure tired. I am gonna head home and hit the hay.

WB and Unanimously Anonymous: Okay. Bye!

Unanimously Anonymous: Let's hope this doesn't happen again.

Wooden Board: Yep. Let's just hope.

The end!