Fanon:Big Nate the Movie - The Rat Race/ Transcript

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[Warner Bros logo plays the new fanfare. Then, Paramount logo starts playing the soundtrack. The screen fades to black and then it shows one of the streets of Las Vegas.]

Narrator: All of our characters used to know each other. But now, they don't remember each other. Soon, they'll get to meet...

[The camera zooms in one of the hotels. At the reception desk]

Francis: Good morning, I'd like to check out, please.

Receptionist: Your name is?

Francis: Francis Pope, ma'am.

Receptionist: Please, give me your keys to the room. Thank you. [Looks at the screen] Oh, and you have to pay $100.

Francis: For what?!

Receptionist: Cable TV. You were watching it at 3 AM.

Francis: I was not! It was my friend!

Receptionist: And you were watching movies. Some certain movies.

Francis: Look, ma'am, I'm an attorney, I don't spend time watching crap like that--

Receptionist: Mr. Pope, you want to check out, or not?

Francis: Yes. [sighs] Here you go, $100.

[The scene cuts to the bar]

TV: Anyway, let's head to the sports...

Teddy: Oh, geez...

TV: Thank you. Three days ago, on the Kansas City Chiefs - New York Jets match, Teddy Ortiz, the referee made a bad call...

Teddy on TV: It's tails! New York starts the game!

Random player on TV: How come?! It's heads! [pushes Teddy]

Teddy on TV: Don't push me! [pushes back]

The player on TV: You don't push me! [pushes again]

Commenter on TV: After the end of the match, it looked like Mike Danna from Kansas City Chiefs was right! At the same moment, Teddy Ortiz became the Jackass of the Week.

Teddy: [sighs]

Bartender: Not much luck, eh?

Teddy: Uh-uh.

[Scene cuts to a mall near the bar]

Randy: Nick, look! See those cute girls? Wanna try them?

Nick: Ure!

Randy: What? Nick, I can't understand you!

Nick: I aid ure!

Randy: Nick, what's going on?

Nick: [sticks tongue]

Randy: Ah, you've got you're tongue pierced. Listen, as those girls approach us, we try to act all buff, Okay?

Nick: Uh-uh.

[While some chicks pass by them, Randy and Nick make muscles. Yet, they don't notice them]

Randy: Shoot! Maybe next time, Nick.

[Cuts to a hotel room]

Ruby: Okay, kids, here we are!

Nate: Ahhh! Las Vegas! Time to rest!

Holly: Daddy, daddy! Can Andy and I jump on beds!

Nate: Sure, but be careful!

Holly and Andy: Yay!

Nate: Ruby! I'm going to look around here!

Ruby: You're going gambling, aren't you?

Nate: What? No! I just want to see, where's the pool and the restaurant! [searchs for some nickels in the pocket, as he leaves].

[The scene cuts to a restaurant near the top of the hotel]

Waitress: Anything more you wish, Ms. Holloway?

Dee Dee: No, thanks ladies, that's fine [takes a sip of beer].

Jenny: [walks, then stops by her table] Dee Dee...

Dee Dee: Jenny..., what are you doing here?

Jenny: [in a snippy tone] I'm the owner of this hotel. What do you want?

Dee Dee: I haven't seen you in years! What's the matter?

Jenny: You kicked me out on my own!

Dee Dee: When?!

Jenny: Back then, when you started to be an actress, you decided to kick me out of our house! You're my half sister, I thought you were about to help me, when I was broke! But luckily, our parents helped me.

Dee Dee: Jenny, sweetie, that was 10 years ago! I don't know, what hit me back then! Please, can you forgive me?

Jenny: Alright, fine!

Dee Dee: Oh, Jenny! [hugs her] So, what are we gonna do? Manicure? Pedicure? Maybe make-up, or shopping?

Jenny: I don't know, you pick...

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