Without me parody

Guess who's back?

Back again

Clutch is back

Tell a friend

I've created a poll war

Cause nobody wants to see Alex no more they want gollum I'm so hated

Well if you want gollum well too bad he left and you gotta deal with me so get used to it

Some skits that'll make me more liked quicker than some facts, trivia, and of course polls

But I gotta do what is best for clutch, and that's why you guys don't like me very much

Well I'm back so stop complaining, worry about yourself and stop commentating

I know this, you want me to go but there is something that all of you guys should know

And that is the wiki does not like me getting me banned is their destiny

Every time I'm not here is the victory but it feels so empty without me

So come on and get ready for the old days, the time before I started changing my ways

And get ready cause this is about to crazy, we're gonna have a party And

SCREW YOU MARTY (SAYS)

Now this comment section kinda annoys me

They get involved in things that they shouldn't be

And when I'm not there it is so boring

Cause it feels so empty without me (2x)