All News Reports by "Steam" NN News

This is something that I thought I would do, since they're taking up my account storage. I've got more junk that I will put on a separate page. I'll also put my reports from FOX.

Also don't read the jokes, they're hella cringe. D:

March 21, 2022
“Steam” NN News

Hey everyone! Thomas here. We have yet another news source. Anyways, let’s get started.

The new Big Nate arc is off to a great start, as Nate hands a doctor slip to Mr. Galvin. Nate clearly looks sick. We find that Nate is hitting on Mrs. Shipulski.

Someone on the internet(better known as SOTI) has tried to hire two more people and has successfully done so. His recruits were Thirst Man and Mario the Great.

Cuphead has launched his new fanfic. Big Nate: DATE MISTAKE can be found in First Class. And that’s not all. I have launched a new fanfic. Big Nate and the GoComics aARDGASwq	qwertqwshjgdsZCzcfx123dsaaaa can probably also be found in First Class.

We have several-I mean several bannings. Well, if several is exactly three, not exactly several. Our bannings are our Mr. Prezident DO_WHAT_DA_DOG_SEZ, secretary Akidthatmightgotoyourschool, Bruno, Red Beak, and i like pedestrian violence. We can see why he’s banned.

Just because I can, I will add a joke. What do you call a train that has a cold? An “A-CHOO” Choo Train!

Anyways, that’s possibly all. We’ll post news every Tuesday and Thursday, so you’ll be getting FOX news, us, FOX, us, FOX. We’ll start interviews Thursday, so if you want to be interviewed, leave a reply saying “thomas”.

Thank you for reading “Steam” NN News, and I hope you have a great day. This is Thomas signing off. UKRAINE IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

March 23, 2022
“Steam” NN News

Hello, GoComics! Thomas here with your news! Let’s get started.

The new arc just cracks me up. Nate has “spring fever” while in reality he’s acting like all the girls are pretty sexy-sexy.

Ratez has posted his favorite top 10 commenters. And congratulations to Darcy Wu, who got first in his list!

I have started a new trend. Instead of saying “Eyo what the —”, I said “Eyo what the Troublesome Truck?” I based it on some Thomas & Friends stuff.

So we now have a different news anchor on “FOX” News. Cuphead’s Laptop was dying, so Olivia decided to take over for him.

SOTI has posted a funny tongue twister: I  wonder who will comment on this comment commenting about a comment that I commented about a comment during a time when someone commented about commenting with other commenters because they were commenting about a commenter commenting.

Fanfics today have been posted. Mine is in First Class, and Pets of the Comics’ is at home. Darcy Wu has also posted a fanfic.

Two polls today: Croc Larry’s and Ratez’s.

Ratez has started a new news source. It is called ABAF(Anti-Bullying and Funnies). SOTI has done so too.

We still have our banned Prezident and Secretary, DO_WHAT_DA_DOG_SEZ and Akidthatmightgotoyourschool.

Joke: What did the Geosphere say to the Hydrosphere? _You crack me up!_

Thank you for reading “Steam” NN News, and be sure to stay tuned with my interview with long-lasting commenter Someone on the Internet!

This is Thomas, signing off. Have a great day and remember to support Ukraine.

March 28, 2022
“Steam” NN News

What’s up, guys? Thomas(or just call me Percy) here with your news.

The new arc is off to a good start. It’s another one with Nate’s leg-bouncing insanity.

Cuphead has changed his profile and name. Everyone, welcome Sonic Gaiden!! *clap clap clap*

Olivia Swan has apologized over the weekend because she talked about other news stations. Me and Sonic forgave her.

I have gathered some sad news from my interview with SOTI. He will be leaving in the summer.

You know, in fact, not only Sonic changed his name AND profile. Smug Nate did so too. He changed his/her name to Spring Fever Nate and his profile a picture of Nate with Spring Fever. I also have. I changed my name to “Percy and Thomas 1434” and my picture to an image of Thomas and Percy. Mario the Great changed his/her name to “Grover Underwood” and put a picture of him.

I’m pretty sure this is late, but “i love pedestrian violence” is back. So is Akidthatmightgototourschool, who revealed him/herself as Megaminx.com. Tails, the CEO of “FOX” News is back! Also, THE KITTEN is back.

So far, I don’t think there are any bannings. DO_WHAT_DA_DOG_SEZ is still banned. A legend is still gone, folks.

Last but definitely, DEFINITELY not least, my birthday is this week on Thursday! And since I will be doing interviews, Olivia Swan has the honor of the birthday interview! Make sure to say “Happy Early Birthday” in the comments below!

Thank you everyone for reading. I apologize for the slow news day, but not anything happens here! Also, be sure to stay tuned with my interview with Sonic at 3:00 PM PST.

This is your favorite number 6 ‘n 1 signing off!

April 14, 2022
“Steam” NN News

‘Sup, dudes? Percy’s here with your news!

People think the new Big Nate arc is boring. When do we get to see Nutmeg? I mean, just imagine it.

“What’s up, guys? Today I will be doing a face reveal on the best comic strip in the world.”

The user NateGarfieldCalvinWandaThatababyJasonLolaPheobeBud has continued to get featured with his comments. But! I suspect he is a crazy kidnapper. For proof, he asked me:

Implying you are home right now?

He has also started a news station.

People are just being weird on the site. For example, SOTI spammed the f-word 6 times.

Nadine Wright’s birthday is today! Make sure to wish him a happy birthday!

There are no bans from the site…

Thank you for reading today’s news, and be sure to stay tuned to user Cookies368r’s interview!

This is Percy signing off!

okay. next one.

“Steam” NN News

Hey everyone! Percy’s here with your news. And boy, do you have an issue.

The Big Nate arc is interesting. Nate goes to see a counselor.

Okay, here’s the news you have been waiting for. Tails(and I know I’m supposed to not talk other news stations but I’m not going to follow that ****ing rule anymore), the head of FOX News, has an impersonator. The impersonator has done HORRIBLE things. He has tried to end FOX News, he posted a comment linking to a Google Doc about how the real Tails is Sonic’s alt. I have started an organization against it. Two links are posted below for the docs. For the document that the fake Tails made: docs.google.com/document/d/1JrHr7QGyTFCIWxsdTDCLougMuHlL9qbpNRALoTrYh88/edit?usp=sharing For mine: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1F-pTexbYrDNror_Me2CtKx8aJWwNdChh4B7QOTK6O38/edit?usp=sharing Sorry if this link doesn’t work.

Olivia Swan also has an impersonator. You can tell because in “Oliviá Swan” there is a mark on top of the first a.

People are still banned and I don’t want to point them out.

Joke: Are ants male or female? _They’re only female, otherwise they’d be uncles._

Last but DEFINITELY not least, my birthday is today! So make sure to say “Happy Birthday” in the comments below!

Thank you everyone for reading, and stay tuned for my interview with Olivia Swan at 3:00 PM PST!

Percy’s signing off!

May 9, 2022
“FOX” News

A Simple Sodor Salutation to you all! This is Thomas here with your news!

The Big Nate arc is off to a bad start, in my opinion. Believe it, some people are saying this could be a great arc!

Now, you might be wondering, “Hey, why is Thomas the head reporter?” Well, since Sonic left, a faculty change had been committed and Olivia Swan was the CEO. Now I’M the head reporter, and I quit my news station, “Steam” NN News.

There have been lots of leaves and departures going on. For example, Sonic. He left on April 29. Then, there’s THE KITTEN. He said he “wasn’t wanted” around here and left. Ironically, he came back here today. Same thing with Tengen. He left and disbanded CRC. But he came back yesterday. And now for the good news(no pun intended). Someone On The Internet is leaving on Thursday!!!!!!

Lots of people are saying that the comment section is dying. It’s just that with everyone leaving, there’s just too many people to keep track of.

ATTENTION!!!! Now that Tengen has disbanded CRC, I have assembled a new club, The Really Useful Cringe Commenters. I don’t know why I called it cringe, but people can join, cringe or not. We basically stay together and rate comics. It consists of me, the president, Olivia Swan, the vice president, Stonks Guy(if he’s here), the secretary, and Tengen, the head comic reviewer. If you wanna join, ask me!

Joke: Are ants male or female? They’re only female, otherwise they’d be uncles.

Thank you for reading “FOX” News! This is Thomas giving you a Simple Sodor Goodbye!

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