Fanon:Supergay

''SOTI is driving a car because he is 16 and has a license. He pulls up in Squirrel's parking lot.''

SOTI: COME ON COME ON WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR SCHOOL YOU IDIOT!

SOTI checks his watch

SOTI: that freak better not make me miss home ec...

Squirrel walks out his door and opens the car door.

Squirrel: Hey pardner.

SOTI: Don't... don't do that.

Squirrel's mom walks out to the car.

Squirrel's mom: Thanks for taking Deshawn...

Squirrel: moooom! I've told you this countless times, my name is Squirrel, not Deshawn!

Squirrel chitters and nuzzles his nose.

SOTI: uh yeah don't worry, squirrel's mom. Your son's in safe... car.

Squirrel's mom: I don't have a son.

Squirrel: that's right! You have a Squirrel! OWWWW OWWWW AROOOOOO!!!

Squirrel's mom: I'm so glad you'll be going off to college soon... Too bad you two didn't make the same school. You're the only kid that actually befriends Deshawn. You going to miss each other?

SOTI: Miss each other? no, no thank you, I don't "miss each other"

Squirrel: I'll be too busy PARTYING

SOTI: yeah, me too

Squirrel's mom: Go to school, boys. and hopefully counseling.

SOTI pulls up in the faculty parking.

Squirrel: what the - heyyyy! You can't park here!

SOTI: Who freaking cares? We have two weeks left of school.

SOTI and Squirrel start to walk into the school building but then Lord Nour, Aether, and Canttouchthis block their path.

Canttouchthis: hehehe... I'm having a wiki grad party and you're both NOT INVITED!

SOTI and Squirrel walk away solemnly.

SOTI: I can't believe we're not invited to the wiki grad party. Considering I personally know all wiki members in real life and go to the same school as them, it makes sense that I'm a bit dissapointed in this.

Squirrel: Yeah... I was looking forward to burning lots of time with those guys... I mean, it's not like they're total strangers, we all go to the same school. Now if they were total strangers it may be a bit weird to spend so much time but like...

Shin Yunsou walks up to SOTI.

Shin: Hey, uh thanks for letting me borrow your pencil.

SOTI: okay.

Shin: well thanks

SOTI: don't worry about it

Shin:... SO... I was going to ask you, did you hear about Cant's wiki grad party next weekeend?... it should be fun...

SOTI: I... I heard... it's a maybe on my part... at the moment.

Shin: Really?

SOTI:um

Shin: Just a maybe?

SOTI: so far. there's just so much other fun stuff that's going to be happening that night that I can't really commit and hurt someone's feelings

Shin: fun stuff? but I never see you at parties or anything.

SOTI:... it's because of all the other fun stuff I'm out doing. I'd love to be at all of them...

Shin: so why weren't you at ILCAD's on saturday?

SOTI: oh, just so many things going on, I couldn't uh...

Shin: what'd you do?

SOTI: oh, saturday was actually a crazy night for me with all my friends and chilling.

SOTI is at home watching memes on youtube

SOTI: and... I went to a night club.. with my friends

SOTI is at home making a low quality meme on his phone

SOTI: It was all just a very spiritual experience for everyone.

Shin: That sounds real fun. I, I'd love to go out and do something like that some time.

SOTI: oh who wouldn't. Me and Squirrel, just always going crazy at them events...

Shin: hm. So I guess you two will be REALLY crazy next year?

SOTI: oh well we got into two different schools

Shin: oh that sucks

SOTI: well I mean... yeah. it's not too bad, really. I'm not too worried about it. Don't worry about it, I'm not worried at all.

Shin: okay... well, thanks for the pencil

SOTI: yeah

Shin: bye

SOTI: bye

SOTI runs away

Squirrel is in Home Ec with his lab partner, Shin Yunsou.

Shin: wow you're really good at cakes

Squirrel: it's a gift giggle

Shin: hey I'm thinking of throwing a party tonight because my parents are out of town. you and SOTI could stop by... if you felt like it.

Squirrel: y-yeah! I love parties!

Shin: Really?... I never see you at parties

Squirrel: it's a love-hate thing... like, right now I really love them though...

Squirrel runs over to SOTI

Squirrel: dude Shin Yunsou is throwing a party!

SOTI: wait huh

"HEY!" an ominous voice approaches

Squirrel: oh- oh gosh. him. do not tell him about the party.

It's Thomas.

Thomas: gangstassss what's up guys?

SOTI: Hey Thomas.

Thomas: So you would not believe today. I was following around a girl...

SOTI:... and?

Thomas: nothing much more. I just followed her. she eventually ran away, though. girls are pretty fast. she was the whitest girl I ever done seen, too.

Squirrel: wow, that was the coolest story I've heard in my entire life! can you tell it again??

Thomas: haha! I'm really going to miss your knee slappers when me and SOTI are at Harvard.

Squirrel: Yeah well when you're off at Harvard I'll be at a college that actually accepts me for who I am, unlike my parents!

Thomas: so what are you two doing tonight?

SOTI: nothing. nothing tonight.

Thomas: oh well if nothing comes up we could... watch thomas the tank engine together again? my mom might let us stay up past 10 PM this time.

Squirrel: You're such a pussy.

Thomas: Oh, you call me a pussy but you won't believe what I'm doing today... during lunch, I'm sneaking out and getting a fake ID!

Squirrel: wait huh

Thomas: yup! my mom always threw beer bottles at me when I didn't take out the trash or cleaned my room, so I tried the stuff out myself! and it's pretty good! With a fake ID, I can get more of it and I'll be cooler!

Squirrel: That's insane! because SOTI was just like 'hey I heard about this party and we shouldn't tell thomas about it', and I was like 'no we should totally tell thomas about it', and that way you can buy us booze now it's awesome!

Thomas: uh... yeah I'll buy drinks! tonight I'm gonna rock out!

Home Ec teacher: hey idiot get out of my class

Thomas runs away

Squirrel: did you tell that idiot you're not going to room with him at Harvard?

SOTI:uhhh... no... not yet...

Squirrel: good, that guy's a loser.

Shin: squirrel help me with this you're supposed to be my partner

Squirrel: ohhohohoho shin... we're getting a fake ID. not a big deal or anything...

Shin: cool...

Squirrel: yup. the two of us, getting drinks. booze...

Shin: there's always time to get booze. or I don't know, get it with more people or someone else...

SOTI: well... we DID make different schools.

Shin: yeah... what's going to happen?

Squirrel: nothing! it's fine! what, do people think the Earth is just going to explode if we don't spend every second with each other?

SOTI: yeah it's not like we're dependant on each other ya know? we met when we were eight you know, and we were fine before then. I was. We don't do everything together.

Squirrel: alright I gotta piss come on SOTI I need you to show me how to use this thing again.

SOTI:... he's such a jokester....

SOTI and Squirrel are eating lunch together.

SOTI: well at least we're going to a graduation party. thank God, man.

Squirrel: Super excited.bites into watermelon I would do awful things to be able to date Shin Yunsou, man. I think she likes me the way she was talking to me.

SOTI: You think shin... likes... you?

Squirrel: yeah man nasty bite out of a chicken leg

SOTI: Well I don't know... maybe you shouldn't go after her... slurps up spaghetti

Squirrel: why do you say that?

SOTI: she... she's kind of annoying. no one likes her. if you want everyone to continuously like you, squirrel, you should just avoid her altogether.

Squirrel: man, why do you have to start crap like this?

SOTI: what??

Squirrel: you always cause drama by doing crap like this. I'm going to get real fed up of your trash talk real soon, you know that? You don't want in this oven. Just chill with this stupid drama crap.

SOTI: causing drama... is just what I do. takes a crunch out of garlic bread

...

Squirrel: alright, let's just stop this, man. get some dessert.

SOTI: ah nah I can't dude. I gotta go meet with my counseler. I have to pick out my classes for next year.

Squirrel: wh- what? so I gotta sit and eat dessert alone like I'm futzing Ash6861?

cut to Ash6861, sitting alone, taking a bite out of a pancake doused in maple syrup.

SOTI: I... I guess? Yeah, I mean what do you want me to do?

Squirrel: I don't know... nothing. it's fine.

SOTI: relax, man. I'll see you later.

Squirrel: It's fine. I'll be fine.