User blog:CheezDoodle51/Clutch leaves

Cluch, a commenter on gc in the big nate section left after losing a bet to LINK_O_NEAL. A lot of commenters want him back. His farewell comment was,

"Wow….just…..wow…..well,…I lost the bet so uhhhh he was 3 hours and 36 minutes early so he won. So I am leaving now. I got nothing to say so don’t expect a goodbye speech like Gollum, I lost the bet, so I gotta leave. End of story. Well just remember these 3 important things kids:

1. Screw Martraitorsays2. LOL stands for Link For Loses

3. Coc stands for Clutch only clutch

Well it was fun being clutch but even more fun being 602. This comment section is boring anyway and now it’ll be more dull now that i’m leaving. And screw martraitorsays. Thanks to me, polls are no longer a “problem”. So i did and did not enjoy the 17 months here. Also, Screw martraitorsays So goodbye clutch wannabes, (i say that because a lomg time ago a lot of commenters put clutch in their name to imitate me)Clutch Debut: December 6th, 2017Clutch Leave: April 7th, 2019Accolades: Went from being one of the most hated commeneters to one of the most liked.Helped keep the comment section entertaining during the 6 month reruns.(Almost) beat the anti-polls if martraitorsays didn’t betray clutch.

Call me self-centered if you want, But i’m just stating the facts.

Did I mention Screw martraitorsays?"

His final comment was,

"The last skit:

Panel 1:

Nate: Hey look at the cheerleaders over there!

Francis: Oh no…

Panel 2:

Nate: Throw it in their direction and I’ll impress them!

Francis: This isn’t going to work…

Panel 3:

Francis:(throws ball)

Nate: (Misses catch and knocks over the cheerleaders)

Panel 4:

Cheerleaders: (Throw Nate into a 30 foot deep well with no rope)

Francis: (Rolls his eyes)"

He was a great commenter and will always be remembered.