Fanon:Wiki wars!

Chapter 1
"It's goddam hot in here..." First-class Private Psycho said as he put on his parachute.

"Of course it is! It's late June and we just took off of BNCW headquarters in Kala, HAWAII! Not to mention the fact that this tin can of a plane has no AC!" command Sargeant Major P-Dog replied angrily.

"Jesus, P-dog! And I thought I was the crazy one!" Psycho replied.

"Excuse him, he's just salty after his spat with Pig Lover. We gave him the warning he's probably going to be demoted soon, so he's still mad about that." First Sargeant Henry added politely.

Let me give you an idea of what's going on. Everyone has just departed from headquarters to initiate project Syobon, an experimental raid Gehencraft, Germany. Most people are still preparing. Hopefully, all goes well, as this was a well-made plan, made by Henry, the other Sargeants, and the top dog himself, Seargent Major of the army, Swas. It would be a shame for his work to go to waste.

"WE ARE ALMOST THERE, EVERYONE!" Henry yelled over the sound of the jets.

"WE ARN'T READY!" most yelled back.

"WELL GET YOUR SH*T TOGETHER, AND MAKE IT SNAPPY!" P-Dog screamed at the top of his lungs.