Spammers: The Few, The Proud

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Spammers : Defenition:

to send the same message indiscriminately to (large numbers of recipients) on the internet.

Spammers take pride in their work. Many such as, , , and have worked relentlessly for hours just to get the one goal. Featured. The featured comment has been around for decades. No one can be more proud than having their comment featured. But why the hard work? Why waste hours of your day spamming when something as simple as '' Hey! This was a funny strip. Hope you have a good day. '' Can steal the show.....

Hello guys and gals. Many of you know me as the infamous spammer Squid. It has been a long journey with ups and mainly downs. Spamming is a hard job. Sitting there for hours can be tough. Many don 't make it. Some only last for a day. But for us, we are dedicated, and we make it through. We work for an hour getting the featured only to get banned. Then, we are back doing the same thing over and over again. We expect something to change. Nothing does. According to the great Albert Einstien, Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different reaction. But another quote that I love is this right here by John F Kennedy.  Only those who fail greatly can achieve greatly. Spammers are relentless. We don't give up. We don't stop until we get our goal. We get hate we shake it off. Minutes turn to hours and hours turn to days but when will it stop. Now or never. Spammers don' t give up. We prevail and after a fail, we get stronger. In conclusion, Spammers are hated, despised, loathed. But we take our spamming like winning the lottery. As I have said before, the few, the proud.