Community Activity:Make your own Pearls Before Swine comments to upset a reader

In the comic strip Pearls Before Swine, Rat (and sometimes also Pig) would sometimes says things that offend readers. Is it their fault that readers expect the funnies to be kid-friendly? I don't know, but let's see if you can have Rat and Pig say something to upset an uptight reader (as long as the offensive comments don't breach the Wiki rules) in this new activity made by Ned Dickens (Smith Ghast4). Might keep going with a different one every couple weeks or so depending on how this one goes. (zoom the website out to 90% to see the full images)

Contestants
Anyone joining, please add your name to the list!
 * Ned Dickens (Smith Ghast4)
 * Meme Dee Dee (ZanePlayer)

Submissions
Submit your edits here!



Winners
Winner for this contest will be announced here.