Community Activity:Big Nate Roleplay

Hello everyone. My username is Christina Reynolds. As most of you know, I moonlight as a Wattpad fangirl. One of the time-honored traditions of fangirls is Roleplay. In case you don’t know what it is, it’s basically when you and your friends act out the roles of characters in your favorite fandom or whatever. It’s a great way to get into character if you’re in a play, or if you just want to have fun! I made this page for us to try roleplaying as Big Nate characters.

Roleplay Rules

 * Keep it PG (No NSFW)
 * No swearing
 * Try to stay true to your character

Character Sign Up (CLOSED)
(You know the drill, put your name next to the character you want to roleplay as)

Nate: just nate

Francis: Ak-Elfs

Teddy: GangsterCaillou22

Gina: OofBigGina (duh)

Artur: TheYounglings

Jenny: Christina

Dee Dee: Golden

Chad: F12

Mrs. Godfrey: Wooden Board

Coach John: Qibbs

Mr. Rosa: Eddie

Mr. Galvin: thetoadoftheturf

Principal Nicolas: Andythemage

Mrs. Shipulski: CWP

Mrs. Czerwiki: Rando

Shelia: OoFSmallGina

Randy: MartSays

(LMK if I should add more characters)

Scenario One: Nate, Francis, and Teddy are walking to school
Artur: Holds hands with Jenny on the opposite side of the street

Dee Dee: You said you liked me will you go out with me?

Scenario Two: Social Studies Class
nate: uh oh I better hide under the desk so she doesn’t call on me

Jenny: Nate what are you doing?

nate: trying not to get called on

Francis: Seriously Nate (sighs)

Mrs. Godfrey: HmMMmmmMMMmmm. NATE!!!!! What was the cause of the War of 1812? >:)

nate: umm Mexico attackEd the Alamo?

Dee Dee: PEOPLES GODFREY IS BEING RUDE, HIT HER, SMACK HER, FLING HER YARRRRR

Artur: *Silently sitting in corner taking notes*

Francis:And another class slowly goes off the rails.

Jenny: I’ll get the mop

Francis: Jenny are u gonna go to the party after school today? I heard every 6th grader got invited except one.

Artur: Oh, I sure for am going

Mrs. Godfrey: ALRIGHT EVERYONE!! POP QUIZ CLEAR YA DESK!!!

Coach John walks in

Coach John: MRS GODFREY, HAVE YOU SEEN MY SWEAT SPRAY???

Jenny: (Whispers) yeah I’m going

Artur: (In weird accent) Great!

Mrs. Godfrey: NO I HAVE NOT

Francis: (Whispers) I heard that one sixth grader who didn't get invited was Nate. BTW yall r going with each other right? I'm taking Sheila.(Add a sheila!!)

Artur: Yes, Jenny taking me dance

Nate: :(

Dee Dee starts hitting Mrs. Godfrey

Mrs. Godfreys purse skids toward Artur with a lottery ticket worth a million dollars

Mrs. Godfrey: ARTUR!! GIVE ME MY PURSE AND LOTTERY TICKET OR THAT WILL BE A WEEK WORTH OF DETENTION!!!!!!!!!! AND DEE DEE!!! HERE IS A MONTH OF DETENTION!!!!

Franics: To Nate "sometimes you are right she does scream too much."

Mr. Rosa runs in

Mr. Rosa: What was that?!

Dee Dee runs away with others

Francis: Dee dee you're dramatic but this is overtaking it.

Coach John: OKAY, ALL OF YOU STOP RIGHT NOW!

Coach John stops dee dee and 2 other unknown characters

Coach John: GO BACK TO CLASS

Coach John ushers dee dee and the two kids back into class and closes the door very loudly.

Mrs: Godfrey: THATS IT!!!! I HAD ENOUGH OF THIS DRAMA. IF I HEAR ONE MORE PEEP FROM ANY OF YOU, YOU ALL ARE GETTING A WEEK OF DETENTION!!!!

riiiiiiiiing!!!!

Mrs. Godfrey: EVERYONE OUT NOW!!!!

Scenario Three: Party
Francis: I feel bad for Nate

Artur: Holds hands with Jenny while eating

Jenny: Kisses Arthur

Artur: Returns the favor

Francis: Wonder who the DJ is?

Mrs: Godfrey eats all of the snacks at the snack table because she is a fat asteroid.

Francis: Artur and jenny wanna grab a table and eat? With what we have remaining at least

couch john: IM THE DJ, NOW DO 10 PUSHUPS, NOW!

Francis: SIR YES SIR!

nate: *stand by the table eating cheez doodles

Francis: Nate who'd u bring????

nate: errrrr

Mrs. Godfrey runs up to Nate and kisses him on the cheek with her nasty onion breath.

Mrs. Godfrey: He is with me

Nate : aAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *runs home and takes a shower

Mrs. Godfrey: Why are you running? I am your stepmom now.

Francis: Whispers to Nate, you're gonna get better grades now

Nate: someone shoot me

Francis: We just need a gun JK

Jenny: Maybe we could have an orgy or something. JK!

Shipulski: YOOOOO anyone wanna boogie, I’m single

Artur: 0-0

Francis: Nichols is free and has anyone seen Teddy?

Shipulski: YO FRANCIS WHY DONT YOU BOOGIE WITH ME

Francis: No u fat hog! Jk but still no

Mr Nichols: Yo anyone wanna get laid?

COACH JOHN MOVES OVER TO ARTUR

COACH JOHN: ARTUR, COME HERE LEMME TEACH YOU ABOUT SEX.

* grunting and sighing sounds intensify from next room*

Jenny: STAY AWAY FROM HIM! *beats John unconscious with her shoe and starts intensely making out with Arthur

Artur: Passes out because of everything that happened

Jenny: Alright lets all agree to never speak of what happened at this party again

Artur: I will never be the same

Scenario Four: Valentines Day
Mrs. Shipulski is kissing Nichols(Shipulski is even crazier than Coach John tbh)

Mrs. Godfrey: Hey Nate. Your father and I broke up. He didn't like my onion breath.

Francis: Isn't there supposed to be a dance? Jenny aren't u on the commitee?????????

nate: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY is wait your listening

Francis : Nate why u screaming and not stuffing cheeze doodles.

Mrs. Godfrey: I wished I dated Coach John.

Coach John: I’M INSANE AND EVEN I KNOW THAT WOULD BE GROSS NOW DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 666666!

* Devil comes*

Devil boi: Hey bro, anyone call me over?

Jenny: *Handing out valentines*

...END

Scenario Five: Detention
Artur: Isn’t in Detention because he’s a goody-two-shoes

Mrs. Godfrey: I am your detention monitor. DEE DEE!!!!! GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE NOW MISSY!!!!!! YOU TOO NATE BECAUSE YOU NEVER ANSWERED MY QUESTION RIGHT!!!!!! >:)

FRANCIS : ....

(Jenny gets thrown in the detention room)

Coach John: YOU WILL ROT IN THERE FOR BEATING ME WITH A SHOE NOW DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 50!!!!!

Francis: FACTOID TIME!!!!

Mrs. Godfrey: JENNY!! You can leave now. You did nothing wrong. FRANCIS. NO FACTOID SMACKTOID.

Francis : Now I see why Nate calls u a powercrazed GAS BAG! He said that to me

Chad:Oof, Blech.

(Chad pukes as he's doing push-ups)

Jenny: Aight imma head out

* Chad drowns in the puke*

Mrs. Godfrey: Oh my, GET A MOP SOMEONE AND HELP CHAD

* Gina comes*

Francis: Gina help ur crush.

Chad:Noooooooo!SOMEONE ELSE HELP ME!!!

* Chad swims out of the puke and runs out of the detention room*

Francis:smh

Coach John: NO ESCAPING DETENTION YOU DISGUSTING BEACHBALL!!!!!!!!

* Chad gets thrown back into detention so hard his fatness makes him ricochet off the walls at blazing speeds*

* he hits Mrs Godfrey*

* Chad lands back in his puddle of puke*

Chad:Oof, worst day of my life...

* Chad goes inside his puddle of puke*

Mrs. Godfrey: ALRIGHT! DISMISSED EVERYONE!!

nate! Yayyy

Chad:FINALLY!!!!

* Chad swims out of the puke and runs out of the detention room and out of the school*

Franics:Finally

Principal Nichols: why there be puke

* Coach John grabs Chad by the back of his shirt before he escapes school*

Coach John: NOT SO FAST TUBBY YOUR GRANDMA TOLD ME TO MAKE YOU EXERCISE ALL AFTERNOON AFTER DETENTION!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Mrs. Godfrey put Chad on the floor and punches Coach John in the face. Then she kisses him on the cheek.

Mrs. Godfrey: Chad. Go home!!!!!!!!! Have 20 bucks and go buy some snacks and hangout with your friends or something..

Mrs Godfrey gives Chad 20 bucks.

Dee Dee: and me?

Franics: I give u like 100 apples

principal Nichols: u stole da money and shall take it from you and go buy them donuts

* Chad runs out of the detention room with the money*

Chad:Yay!!!!!I am free!!!!!

MRS. SHIPULSKI IS NOW KISSING COACH JOHN

Francis: Aight I'ma head out..

Chad:Yahoo!

Francis: Artur dumped Jenny UwU

SHIPULSKI IS NOW ACTING WEIRD AND DANCING CRAZY (MAYBE BECAUSE SHE JUST KISSED NOCHOLS BUT WHO KNOWS)

Francis: Uh Ms Shipulski...

Randy: HEY Franc-er!