How to make waffles

How to make waffles!



 * 1) Buy a house.
 * 2) Buy a toaster for €69.42 ($74.95).
 * 3) Buy waffles from Walmart.
 * 4) Put waffles in toaster.
 * 5) Burn waffles.
 * 6) Eat.
 * 7) (optional) snort the remaining waffles