Community Activity:Summer of Money 2

Exquisite Monkey
You are a monkey in a forest and another monkey stole your banana and ran away, what do you do?

TheYounglings
'''you find yourself in a dark alley and a man who was walking by decides to walk into it, he is approaching. What do you do?'''

I offer to sell him some death sticks.

he is in the shadows and you hear his voice ask "what are they?"

Sorcerersilas
you wake up on a spaceship and you are in a jail cell and an alien gaurd is gaurding it, what do you do?

I try to persuade him being traded a rare pokemon card as long as he lets me go.

he says no, for pokemon cards are useless on his planet.

I put my hand through the bar and take his weapon and asked if he'd like to be traded extreme pain in exchange for his life.

"OKAY OKAY PLEASE DON'T HURT ME" he says, he then opens the cage with his hands in the air, what do you do?

Spyroclub
'''You are playing in a world championship in golf, you are losing by a few points. It's your turn, what do you do?'''

Wooden board
You are on a ship with your crewmates, what do you do?

I try finding some treasure, then go back home, sell it, get rich

'''woah woah woah, slow down buckaroo. You can't pick if you find the treasure or not. However you find a map showing that on the east is a cursed island, and on the west is a deep cave. Where do you go?'''

Zach o' wott
'''You are a cat in a pet shop, and someone is about to adopt you. What do you do?'''

Oofbiggina
You are gina and you are living in the big nate world, what is your next action?

Ak-Elfs
you are an elf being imprisoned by santa in the north pole, what do you do?

I try to escape by summoning my fellow elfs to over throw Santa lol

the elfs decide not to help you and the gaurd elf tells you to shut up.

I tell them I need to go to the restroom but quickly run to the factory and get a tape recorder to make humming noises and every 5 mins just a bit longer. And get out of the bath room undetected.

'''they send a gaurd with you to the toilet to stop you from escaping, they also confiscate everything you have. You are in the bathroom and a gaurd is waiting outside the bathroom for you. What do you do?'''

Tell him there's a sewage problem in the toilet and he'll have to come in to see. Then once he comes in the stall I'll wrap him in toilet paper and flush him down the toilet because elfs are small.

EddieAndReady88
you are on the internet, what do you do?