Profile: DaDudey

Not much is known about this mysteriously handsome user. Sources that shall remain in secret confirm that he has ten children named Boomer. Some suspects say that he likes flowers. He has millions of quotes, the most popular one being, "Why eat mice when you can eat men", but of course the governments had to change that due to local cannibalism. (They ruin everything fun). He has a girlfriend named Alexa but just to get over his last girlfriend, Siri.