Fanon:Big Nate show episodes snake-ified

Just some ideas of snake-ified Big Nate show episodes, weird yet interesting.

[MORE EPISODE IDEAS TO BE THOUGHT OF WHEN I CAN ACCESS THE REST OF EPISODES 18-26]
 * 1) The Legend of the Gunting - Instead of Bentley's prank being to dump dirty smelly cafeteria mush on Principal Nichols, Bentley should drop a snake onto the principal for the snake to eat. Nate would push Principal Nichols out of the snake's way and get swallowed by the snake, though he would be spat out later.
 * 2) Go Nate, It's Your Birthday - A large snake should swallow the husky statue with Ellen still inside, adding to her claustrophobia, though the statue and Ellen would be spat out later.
 * 3) Valentine's Day of Horror - Instead of the rats eating the toxic pizza and exploding, a snake eats the toxic pizza and explodes into half. (Morbid, but if they can get away with rats exploding, then why not?)
 * 4) CATastrophe - When kid Martin's dad explains to him about the toilet snakes, Martin thinks about a toilet snake rising from a toilet and eating him while he's using it, complete with a thought bubble representation. After thinking about that, he wets his pants and says "That's OK, I no longer have to go."
 * 5) The Pimple - When Dee Dee unleashes her loud operatic scream during drama class, instead of the two birds exploding into eggs and hatching, the bird sits on a nearby tree branch (similar to Episode 8), and a snake is about to eat it when the scream causes the bird to explode, leaving the snake disappointed.
 * 6) Belles A Ringin' - When Martin blows his cover and Ellen beats him with the book and runs off crying, she runs into a snake, who ends up eating her. Don't worry, she will be spat out before the next episode she appears in.
 * 7) Time Disruptors - During the battle, a snake will eat some of the Jefferson kids.
 * 8) Wilderness Warriors - A snake can eat Dee Dee, after she scares the bear, though she will be spat out before the next episode she appears in.
 * 9) Best Laid Cell Plans - In Kim's blog post, "I will have my cake and eat it too" would be changed to "I will have my snake and it will eat them too". Dee Dee imagines Kim as a snake eating Gina and Nate. She says "Oh no! She will eat them!" and screams along with Teddy.
 * 10) Game Over - When Sheila the Lizard is in the truck, Savio the snake sneaks up to her and eats her off-screen. Then Savio coils around Dee Dee and tries to eat her but Zeff saves her by pulling Savio off her.
 * 11) Til Death Do We Rock - When Artur crashes through the window, he falls into a snake's mouth and gets eaten by it, though the snake spits him out, and he feeds the snake the radio.
 * 12) Randy's Mom Has Got it Going On - Instead of bringing spiders, Randy and Nate bring a giant python from the backyard. The giant python will eat Martin, Ellen, and Barbara, though Barbara gets the python to spit them out. Later, when Barbara and Randy are riding the car, the giant python from before swallows the car they are in. Don't worry, they will be spat out before the next episode they appear in.
 * 13) Ghostly Coven of Man Witches - Nate, his friends, and Gina see a snake that has eaten all of the adults. Nate makes the snake spit all of the adults out.
 * 14) The Future is Fuzzy - A snake tornado will show up and some snakes eat some of the drama club students.
 * 15) Big Freeze - Instead of building a hideous potato statue, Nate and his friends build a giant snow snake, with Nate imagining himself feeding Nolan to the snake. When Jefferson has been caught cheating and PS38 wins, a plot twist occurs in which Nate had snuck in an anaconda inside the giant snow snake. So when Dina breaks up with Nolan, the anaconda bursts out of the giant snow snake, sneaks up behind and eats them both. Don't worry, they will be spat out before the next episode they appear in. Then the epic snow fight begins.
 * 16) The Curse of the Applewhites - When Chad and Nate are falling, instead of their possible demise being crashing into the ice, their possible demise would be a giant snake ready to eat them, but Martin saves them similar to the original.
 * 17) The Thing That Wouldn't Leave - Ellen throws Savio at Nate and the boa eats him. However, he spits him out off-screen. Later, Nate feeds the Pope family to Savio.
 * 18) Kindness Wars - [TBA]
 * 19) Wait Until Dark - [TBA]
 * 20) The Square Root of Teddy - [TBA]
 * 21) Six-Tween Candles - In the end, instead of Chad eating the cake from the inside, Savio returns to eat everyone at Dee Dee's party along with the cake.