BonkyBoi's Epic POV the Decimation War

Some really funny stuff happened this month, and I'm gonna talk about that. Forgive the unprofessionalism that could possibly be ahead.

WHY
The last time I did something like this was before the "BonkyBoi Experience" had begun. Since then, I never really felt compelled to do another because I became less focused on giving my 2 cents on drama, but rather causing it myself. The only reason I'm making an exception here is because I finally got around to watching the cult classic "American Psycho". The film stars Patrick Bateman, an antagonist. As the viewer, you get to hear his thoughts, and somewhat grasp an understanding of his motives. The idea of a villain's POV is mildly amusing, so I thought I'd give one.

LE FUNNY BEGINNINGS
Our tale of toxicity begins with users ChaseWinner and ObiWanKenobiJesus squabbling. Some document was released by Obi disclosing what they believed to be proof that Chase was some other guy, and generally not fit to be bureaucrat. The document was quite frankly, shit. The report was quite haphazardly put together (ironic, I know), and the screenshotted evidence provided was mostly taken out of context. Despite how laughable Obi's "exposing" of Chase really was, he seemed rather shook up by it. I distinctly recall him begging users on the Wiki Staff Group Chat on Discord to "be on his side". Now to ask the question literally every person on the planet is just dying to know: who's side what the incredibly based and handsome BonkyBoiSays on?? I wasn't really on a side, to tell the truth. I found Obi cringe because he made a cringe document, and I found Chase cringe for getting so worked up over it. During these times, I had also seen Sway's monkey IQ plan to "destroy the Wiki". This plan really quite confused me, as it seemed Sway believed I would give enough of a shit to "overthrow" someone's virtual status. At the time, I was not given the identity of who came up with the idea, but I doubt knowing it was Sway would've affected how little I cared. I was quite open on how stupid I found the whole situation to be. I thought it would be a little laugh that I would forget in the coming days, but the comedy had only begun.

CHASE AIN'T QUITE BASED
I feel it's imporant to mention my... for lack of a better word, "relationship" with Chase, as it ties into how this anecdote ends. As mentioned, I found the guy kinda cringe, and this wasn't something I would hide from him. After all, a Super Mega Based King should be honest to his inferiors, right? Similar to Quincy, Chase didn't seem to handle not being liked very well. He even DM'd me asking for ways to get me on his "side". I had made it pretty clear that Chase was taking the whole thing far too seriously before, but here I made sure to put as much emphasis as I could on how stupid the Wiki as a whole was. I suggested perhaps taking the Wiki with a helping of salt, and he seemed pretty satisfied with my answers. For what it's worth, I haven't really noticed a change in his behavior since this conversation. Oh well.

THE PREVIOUS HEADER WAS A LIE
So, Chase makes the wild extremely based decision of promoting me to administrator. The reasoning behind the perfectly rational decision? He wanted to see what I'd do with it. What joy! The evil, horrible things could do with this power! What did I decide to do with this newfound control? I made my username a pretty shade of orange. Some may say, "but BonkyBoi, you did far more than that!", and they would be right. I also gave Scout... herpes! I mean... a nice shade of purple. I'm truly evil, I know. Now, the moment you've all been waiting for:

THE FUNNY PART
After grossly abusing my power, I decided to invite the based Scout to the Staff Discord Chat to see if we could somehow get him a shiny new admin role. Contrary to popular belief, I didn't actually give Scout admin. Upon doing mere seconds of research, you would know that admins are not able to promote others to admin. Only a bureaucrat can do such a thing, such as ChaseWinner. And that, he did. I'll be honest, considering what Chase wanted out of the Wiki, that was probably the stupidest thing he could've done. I've seen people defend Chase's decision by calling it an "accident", which is probably even stupider. As far as accidents go, I find it hard to believe something along the lines of "Chase fell on his keyboard and accidently typed out Scout's username. Then, he slipped again and clicked the admin button. Finally, he sneezed and accidently hit the confirmation button, giving Scout admin." Now I understand that's probably not what people mean by "accidently", but other meanings don't make that much more sense. From what I can gather, Chase claimed to have only wanted to promote Scout to moderator, but from simply reading the staff chat, it seems no midclick had happened. Chase is not in a sympathetic position here, he brought this onto himself. You'll notice I haven't really touched on how the Wiki got a makeover, and that's because I barely contributed to it. Although it's true that I changed the Wiki logo, it's not quite the one you probably saw. Throughout this based experience, I was convinced FANDOM Staff was gonna get involved, and outright delete the Wiki. I understand that sounds stupid, which is exactly why I believed they would do such a thing. To celebrate such a supposed happy ending, I decided to depict my avatar in the iconic "That's All Folks" scene from the hit cartoon "Looney Tunes". Apart from that, I unbanned Revented (who might I add, was already blocked by staff before Scout earned admin), changed the light mode background and tried to give Revented some font she wanted.

WAIT, THAT HEADER WAS RIGHT
So, I got banned from the Wiki. At first, I wouldn't blame staff for doing this, as the consensus at the time was that I was the one who promoted Scout. But with the information I've given, I really don't see a reason for me to be banned. Because Chase is unable to think for himself, he decided to hold a poll to decide my fate on the Wiki. Supposedly, the results of the poll were 4-1 in favor of me staying blocked, with P-Dog, Henry, AK and Mart supposedly deciding I should go the way of the buffalo. Personally, that didn't make sense to me. I don't know AK too well, so I could see him vote yes. I could even see P-Dog voting yes, as we barely talk. However, I found it hard to believe that Mart, and especially Henry would want me gone. I decided to ask them myself about this poll, and my findings were quite interesting. Thankfully, Chase was kind enough to give me Henry's Discord, and after talking to him, it seems he didn't actually wish for my time on the Wiki to end. As for Mart, he was too scared to face me, or something. I really couldn't tell you what the point of his response was. So at the end of the day, somebody ain't telling me the truth here. All things considered, my bias tells me it's Chase. It doesn't help that every time he bans one of my alts, he claims it's "not his decision". Now, I've never been crat before, but I think you probably get a bit of a say in this matter when you're the highest possible ranking.

BASED FINAL WORDS
Although I said I wanted to give a "villain's perspective" on this... thing, that's not entirely true. The real reason is because my VPN'd alt account isn't able to comment, but is still able to edit things. So I thought, "might as well write something". As far as entertainment goes, this was arguably the funniest thing I've seen here. As for Sway's little sob story, I really just see it as proof that I, a troll, would be able to run the Wiki better. Anyway, those were my schizophrenic ramblings, and I hope you tolerated them. (Note: more screenshots may be added later on)