Comment Section News

News Ancestors
It isn't clear how it started, but its most likely ancestors were the Big Nate Choose Your Own Adventure! comments by Dumb Smarto. (which are NOT the comment section news)

Early/Mid July
Then some users like Salty Trivia started posting long comments of current news in the comment section and called it Big Nate Comment Section News. Salty then decided to leave the big nate comments news because it was boring/exhausting. Then came the imposers.

Mid-Late July
Many people started copying salty in an effort to be noticed/popular/featured. It was very annoying because nobody could comment peacefully since the polls stopped. More and more people started "joining" it, but in the end it's just a shoutout from a random stranger pretending to be "entertaining".