Community Activity:Your Funniest Teacher/Substitute Teacher Moments

Ok so I’ve had my share of funny substitute teacher moments. Share yours! Well they don’t have to be substitute teachers. -bnb

P-dog
We had this sub in literacy who's name is Mrs. H. Everyone calls her "hunchback", so when someone says, "i have hunchback in spanish" you instantly know its her. anyways, she would constantly write people up to go to the office. So, one time in mid 6th grade, I was leaning on my chair, then my iPad fell on the floor. I was picking it and hunchback yelled at me in her sqeaking voice, "Hey you! Im writing you up! Go to the office!" she tells me to go to the office. i walk out of the class room and walk to the bathroom and spend the rest of the period in there, and 7 other people from my class come in, and 3 of them were "disrupting the class" when all they were doing was going through their pencil cases to get highlighters.

BNB
Ok so we had this substitute teacher named Ms. Panaras. So what started it off was so one of my friends asked to go to the bathroom. Then she said no. Then 10 minutes later he asked again and she sent him to the principals office. Then I really had to go to the bathroom too but I didn't want to get sent to the principals office. So I was trying to hold it in. Then she sent me to the corner and made me face the wall. So then after 40 minutes she let people go to the bathroom. A lot of people went. One of my other friends went and was in there for four minutes, which isn't a lot and she got so mad at him. Then when she was dismissing us to go the gym she held almost all of the boys in our class back 5 minute. And she said "is this what your parents raised you to do?" "Ganging up and bullying people. And she made my friend stay in for 10 extra minutes for being in the bathroom for 4 minutes. Oh yeah, I almost forgot she said "Do you know why shhhhh is so soothing? Because you heard it in your mothers womb."

Yoda
so a teacher said sh*t when one of my classmates tried to put poop on a puppet

ComicRater
We once had a sub who said Donald trump was doing great as president, and boy, did commotion start that day. 😂

GarfieldMN
I was actually gonna say the same sub teacher as P-dog! So basically Mrs or more appropriate MS.H always makes funny comments like whenever someone talked or maybe WHISPERED during quiet work time, she always walked up and said “QUESTION?!?!” so loud! Everyone starts laughing quietly and then threatens to take us up to the principals office. Also, when I tossed a note to my friend in Science (same sub) last year, she threatened me to write me up so then I stopped, then my friend tossed a note back (all the note stuff was during work time and we finished our work) and then she said to write us up and I never got in trouble! Since I take French I don’t know exactly, but when she was in the Spanish class, everyone said it was funny because she was struggling in Spanish but I don’t know.

Salty Byleth Main
As you might know, I attend a homeschool co-op. One of the classes in it was Cartooning. It was taught by a guy called Bernarno, who is actually the father of my Zelda obsessed friend Lelani. So in the class, we created cartoon characters like Nate and he challenged himself to draw our creations with very entertaining results.

I also had a substitute teacher called Mr. Thomas and he actually plays pokémon competitively like I do. Aside from that, he was actually better than our normal math teacher who is a tyrannical di-BLEEEEEEEEEEP... Was a tyrannical... Jerk.

TAC
I had this sub, and her name was Ms. Sweet. But she’s the opposite of sweet. So everyone in the class started calling her “Ms. Sour” and we all dared each other that if we wanted to say the sub’s name, we had to call her “ms. Sour” and everyone kept true to that dare, so Ms Sweet would get mad every 2 seconds. At the end of the day, she put a note for my English teacher that “I demand all the students in 3rd period should be given detention!” But my English teacher knew she couldn’t send all 36 of us to the office at once, so we all got away with it.

just nate
my subs were all fun

ZachOWott
Most of the subs at my school (in middle school) were pretty nice/good. There are always the boring or strict ones though, but they're usually good.

So far in high school I've experienced like 2 subs and one of them is a guy who does architecture or something and likes to talk about that and the other one is just one of the Spanish teachers when she has a free period.

I might go into more detail about middle school subs at some point but idk

Happy
Mr. B for music. We were supposed to practice ukulele and when no one did, he didn't bother tell us to practice. He also showed us some lame music movie

Ak-Elfs
We had this sub for english once and she said she needed to go to the restroom and she camped in there the whole period and didn't come out. Talk about a case of diarrhea. But a few days ago my friend told me she recently got colon cancer I feel bad for her. Today I had a stupid sub who legit told us to do the wrong chapter in science.

moon man
Had the PE teacher get so mad he swore at us "I WILL NOT TAKE THIS... THIS... THIS SHIT"

Awq
My Teacher Said "Fung The School"

Palm
There was this sub that didn’t actually teach anything and was just on a phone call with his girlfriend.

Arcane
There was this sub in 7th grade, and she said fuck you to a student and hit him with a ruler for some reason, turn's out she was drunk while teaching.

Flan
There was a sub that I had, they went to go get a paper from the office, (dk why) and didn't come back. The rest of the class was insane. Now I know what hell feels like. There was this one kid in my class named Benson, he threw an eraser, (one of those square black ones) and broke a computer. I don't know what happened to him, nor do I care. Me, being my introvert self, was sitting in the back left (anime protagonist style) just watching the apocalypse unfold. I'm pretty sure (don't remember that much) I saw someone flip a table over. Again, I was probably one of the only couple people actually staying sane, I didn't want the teacher to just walk in at any moment (I swear this is a diary of a wimpy kid storyline). So I decided to hide out the rest of the period, and I climbed into a cabinet and got on my phone. That's all I remember.

MartSays
I never had funny subs :(

Aee23
Me neither :(

NiceFacing
What are these "funny subs" you speak of?

Comicfanatic07
Our biology teacher went on the maternity leave when I was in 6th grade, and we had a sub. And always, when we started a lesson, she was saying: "Please stand up, straighten your backs. Good morning", with a really calm voice. We were making fun of it on every recess.

Squid
My teacher got made at my friend for not answering and he said nevermind and the teacher told him h was wasting time and he got lunch detition

ZanePlayer (Meme Dee Dee)
We have this teacher who keeps telling us stories when we should be doing our work, and when we do, he always does it his way. The smart kids got annoyed by him, so when the main teaches says there will be another substitute tommorow, someone always says, "Not Mr.(censored for privacy)!" But all the others (including me) think he's awesome.

Ned Dickens (Smith ghast4)
The "Butt Cheeks Song" made me remember something that happened 7 years ago in this homeschooling center I went to. A boy walked up to a teacher and gave her a big fat smack in the butt. The teacher was mad and scolded the boy, telling him to apologize. SEE?!? There are consequences in slapping people's butts, and Nate doesn't know them! Also I'm currently the same age as the teacher was back then, so I'm gonna have to be firm with kids in the outside world, not just the underage kids we sometimes find here.

MrLongDo
I was asking where my lunchbox was (it was in my hands) to everyone, and then my teach said "it's in your fucking hand" and everyone laughed. (no one did, I'm just having fantasies in my mind)

Soti
i once had a racist sub back in 7th grade. She singled out every black kid and sent some of them to the hall. It was a truly an experience and she never got caught because no one believes children.

Cant
Some elderly lady back in 8th grade. We were in civics and this woman spent half the time talking about how she was there when the Civil Rights act of '64 was written. If she's still alive she's like 78 or 79 now.

Thomas
I recently had this sub in English who just watched his phone.

We also had this sub in math who barely did good and when our teacher came back, she blamed it on us.