How to Make the Best Pizza Rolls

What you need:

 * Package of Tostitos Pizza Rolls
 * A microwave
 * Electricity
 * a plate

Instructions:

 * First, you open the package of pizza rolls and place the number of pizza rolls you want on the plate.
 * You then put them inside your microwave and microwave for about 1 and a half minutes.
 * Once cooled for a bit, eat them.

BONUS SEGMENT: How to properly eat Pizza Rolls

 * First, take a small bite off the corner of the side of a pizza roll.
 * Bite just enough so you can see the red center of the pizza roll.
 * Repeat process on another corner on the same side of the corner from before.
 * Blow into corner holes to cool, then eat entire pizza roll.
 * Repeat process for all pizza rolls.