Profile: BonkyBoiSays

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If you're editing this, you're either BonkyBoi, Scout, Zomboss or cringe. (Revented, that's you)

@BonkyBoiSays (The Super Mega Based King of GoComics) is a regular commenter on Big Nate who is enthusiastic about spamming and trolling. He says drama in the comment section is what makes it so hilarious and entertaining, he himself is not a fellow spammer as he wishes to cause as much chaos as possible without directly spamming. People often get annoyed by his trolling and ask him why he supports spamming. They usually receives the same message each time: "The reactions are hilarious!". He is in general a jokey guy who loves trolling people and drama.

Now, an exclusive interview that MartSays conducted:

Interview by MartSays
Q: What do you rate spamming 1-10?

A: 10/10. Very based. I believe I already created a page for me a while ago, but you’re free to edit that if you want

Q: Next, what do you feel about the population of GoComics?

A: Aside from a few (like MoonMan the gigachad), most of them are dumb. Spammers will never go away due to how it’s pretty much guaranteed a reaction from someone. Never gets old.

Q: Final question: Do you have any goals?

A: Nothing really. My only purpose here is to troll and argue because I think that’s funny. There’s no real purpose for this account other than to make people mad

Trivia

 * Used to have the name "Whatever Happened To...", "BonkSlingr", and "Nathan's Creative Name"
 * The "Says" at the end of his name directly references @MartySays
 * Was an admin for a bit
 * His favorite pass time is trolling people
 * In response the Quincy becoming "president", BonkyBoi jokingly started referring to himself as the "Super Mega Based King of GoComics"
 * The original BonkyBoiSays account took over 6 months to be banned despite many rules being broken. BonkyBoi used this fact to further sell his King status
 * Was friends with Squid
 * User BRNK refers to him as "BBS"
 * Chums with Scout TF2
 * Good friends with John Marston
 * Pals with Debs.
 * He drew his pfps
 * Has been accused of spamming, despite his philosophy being to anger as many people as possible without spamming
 * After being said to be invincible, he was banned. Multiple times
 * Once was genderbent in a profile picture
 * BonkyBoi mistakenly thought that being called a sexist meant you had lots of sex. He looked up how to become a sexist, and now constantly hates on w*men to prove to people he's not a virgin
 * has been banned multiple times and keeps coming back. Some say he is immortal
 * Especially enjoys trolling users who consistently feed him reactions
 * Recently, other users have begun putting "Super Mega Based" in their usernames
 * BonkyBoi's use of "based" and "cringe" are fairly similar to how Beavis and Butt-Head would refer to things as "cool" and "sucks"
 * Doesn't like referring to arguments as "wars", as he finds it rather childish
 * For unknown reasons, user "TheGuyWithNoNamesAtAll" despises Bonky
 * When Bonky got promoted to admin, he convinced Chase to promote Scout too
 * Bonky has brought his antics over to the comic "Calvin and Hobbes"
 * SpyroSays once handed his admin privileged account over to Bonky

Personality
BonkyBoiSays is what most would call an asshole. Why? Because he finds the anger of the GC users to be humorous. He refers to things he likes as "based", and things he doesn't like as "cringe".

Acts of Tomfoolery
BonkyBoi is a troll, so naturally he has a few consistent ways of angering people. Here's a short list:


 * Calls people cringe (often gets huge reactions somehow)
 * Refers to Mia as a Rat
 * Claims to be banging Mia's older sister
 * Claims Quincy is an alt of him
 * Censors the word w*man
 * Claims to be a racist
 * Claims Hitler asked for a "glass of juice"
 * Claims to be the "Super Mega Based King of GoComics" (also gets good reactions for some reason)
 * Made multiple wikis that were banned due to accusations of spamming. (Along with Bonky and Scout himself)
 * Convinced a crat to give Scout admin privileges

How he became the "Super Mega Based King of GoComics"
One of BonkyBoi's schticks is that he likes to refer to himself as the owner, or as he calls it "Super Mega Based King" of GoComics. He even wrote an origin story stating that a guy named Gonzales Comics, nicknamed "Go Comics" opened up a website. After years of ruling over the website, Gonzalez decided to retire and give ownership to someone he deemed "epic" enough to get it. As BonkyBoi recounts, Gonzales supposedly tracked down where he lived to personally tell him he was now the owner of GC.

He lately has been trolling too hard and thus got banned a few times. He keeps coming back by abusing the ban system.

BonkyBoiSays in pictures.
BonkyBoiSays has made several pfps!

Aliases
These are the many names BonkyBoi has or is going under. If you suspect someone is BonkyBoi, check the list to make sure


 * Nathan's Creative Name
 * BonkSlingr!
 * Whatever Happened To...
 * BonkyBoiSays
 * BonkyBoiSays - Super Mega Based King of GoComics
 * BonkyBoi - Super Mega Based King of GoComics
 * BBS
 * Bonkz
 * The Good, the Bad and the Bonkly
 * BBS - SMBKGC
 * The Super Mega Based King of GC
 * Night, I think of you
 * TedAnderson5900
 * Jimmy Hopkins Official
 * Bitey Frank
 * Spelunka
 * Inspector Bonk
 * Haha, Bonkathan!
 * Bonkward Tentacles
 * Bonkity
 * B0nk Lightyear
 * Boink Bung B0nk!
 * Modern Bonk.pnguBeatBonks
 * JonksMcBames
 * Bnky
 * Ready to b0nk!
 * BonkJonk (now known as BonkyBoi Again)
 * BonkyBoi Forever
 * BonkyBoi Once Again
 * Probably Not Bonky
 * Based & Bonky Pilled
 * Guess Who's Bonk
 * DrBonk.png. Bonk
 * 20220302 120814.jpge Smalls
 * Snoop Bonky Bonkk
 * B.O.N.K.Y. Man.pngface Bonkah
 * A Tribe Called Bonk.png Tribe Called Bonk
 * Letting The Bonks Go By.pngng Heads
 * Bonkz.png Bonkz: Bonkversation
 * Sock on Head Ed Boy.gif, Bonkk n' Bonkky
 * Bonkore.pngBoiSays: Bonkore
 * BoonBonks.png BoonBonks
 * The Boi Who Says.png Boi Who Says
 * BonkyBoiGaming.pngBoi Gaming
 * Comment Call.pngBoi: Comment Call
 * Bonkversation 2.png: Bonversation 2
 * Bonkore 2.pngBoiSays: Bonkore | B-Side