Fanon:The Wiki House

Chapter 2: Thomas's Girlfriend in the Moon
It was 5:00 PM. Thomas was playing video games when his roommate, SOTI, came to him.

"We gotta get to the wiki house! It's 5:00! Get dressed!" he shouted.

"Ugh, the wiki house. It's so far away anyways." Thomas began to get dressed. Then he got in the car and they drove to the Wiki House. "Why did we choose such a far away location?" asked Thomas.

"Never mind that," replied SOTI. "Let's get inside, after that do whatever crap you want."

Thomas went inside and walked to the bar. "Yo," replied the bartender, Jaquing. "The usual?"

"Yeah."

"Okay." Jaquing took out a small cup and filled it with ice and Coke. "Actually," replied Thomas, "could you make it Diet? My cholestrol levels are kinds high."

"Sure!"

After that was over, Thomas took a seat at the table where Wooden was sitting. "Hey, honey. How's your day goin'?"

"Oh, it's been crazy. Yours?"

"Same, darling. We seem to always have the same days."

"Sounds like a Wooden fetish!!!!" screamed Kitnite as he poked his head into the table.

"Oh, Kit... that sounds so like you," replied Thomas.

"Well, have fun. I'm gonna go bully Squirrel because he's a furry."

After a few hours of sitting together, Thomas and Wooden went outside. The moon was full that night, and blocked by clouds.

"Ah, honey. The sky looks beautiful, innit?" asked Thomas.

"Thomas, there's something I gotta tell you. I'm-"

Wooden started choking! Thomas noticed that the moon was coming out slowly. "Wooden, you're not..."

"RUN, THOMAS!!!" yelled Wooden, and she screamed but was then cut off by a poof. Sitting in front of Thomas was a board!

"Oh, no... I gotta tell the guys!" cried Thomas. He picked up the board and carried it to the house. The other wikiers were busy partying into the night. "GUYS!!!! WOODEN TURNED INTO A BOARD!!"

"God!" cried Squirrel. "Is it like when you turn into a werewolf when the moon comes out?"

"I don't know, but we have to help her!" cried Thomas.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Chapter 3: SOTI
Soti was in the wiki house being epic.

Chapter 4: The Dog
“The Wiki House” needed a pet. Sir Davecelot had a dog.