Fanon:The Man In The Off-Topic Poll

Disclaimer: This Is A Spin-Off Not Related To Joe Moraliste In Any Shape or Form, It is a Alternate universe where prior to the end of poll war 2 the mods never took action and now Pollers have annexed nearly every popular comic, including Big Nate, this takes place in 2023, Former Pollers that have been banned, are still alive in this story etc. Mrs Godfrey, MartySays If you were an active Antipoller during poll war 2, then you are a member of the resistance or a worker for the polls

Chapter 1

SURVEILANCE, JUNE 17, 2023

Domcos: Listen Man, do you have any poll ideas, the poll reich will kill me!

BabyBanana: Listen Man, I don't know, you still have 3 days before the polls are broadcast

Domcos: Well you have to sumbit your own poll by tommorow, thats whats wrong!

BabyBanana, why dont you head to the neutral zone for 24 hours?

Domcos: Heck No! You do know that there are no laws there right?

BabyBanana: Listen Man, You know the poll reich owns 75% of all the comment sections, I know theres still dozens of untouched bunkers in the neutral zone, I could drive you there

Chapter 2

BabyBanana: Hey Man, Im at your front doorstep, cmon

Domcos: Im coming

4 Hours Later

(Siren In The Distance)

BabyBanana: Aw ****, were right at the Darn Border!!!

Poll Police Comes Out

ArthurTheSecond: Put Your Hands On your heads!!! Both Of You!!!!

ArthurTheSecond: Iv'e Heard that you haven't put in your poll checks, care to explain?

Domcos:.........

ArthurTheSecond: Well in that case, prepare to be exterminated Polls out pistol

Severals bullets fire

BabyBanana: What The?

Looks at dead Arthur on the ground

Domcos: W--who did that???

?: Hey, over here!

Domcos; Huh?

Trapper Clicker: Im trapper clicker, a member of the resistance

Chapter 3

BabyBanana: Wait wait, the resistance?

Domcos: I know I thought it was destroyed, you know near the end of the war

Trapper Clicker: Thats what they thought, theres still many of us from the war that are left, we operate in underground bunkers outside unpopular comic city, we managed to partially peace in those comics

MavisGirl Enters

MavisGirl: What the heck what happened here?!?!

Trapper Clicker: A little....Shootout happened here, you aren't going to turn us in aren't you? Points gun

MavisGirl: What!?!? no way, in fact I even bring supplies I brought from Foxtrot City to my friend who works for this so called "Restistance" I don't wanna get in too much beef though, last week I sent 6 months worth of rations

Trapper Clicker: Well good, Im just escorting these two commenters to New Comics City for the night

MavisGirl: Alright

MavisGirl Leaves

BabyBanana: Wait, so about the resistance, what really happened near the end of the war!?!?!

Trapper Clicker: Well, as the Comix R Us Platoon Surrounded our territory, we knew we were a lost cause, all of our allies have surrendered so as a last ditch effort, our leader BiggerNate and Some other Antipollers built a bunker, allowing most of our remaining members to hide, Gollum and several others fought to the end, but since we were hidden, Comix R Us thought we were all dead, that was it.

Trapper Clicker: Well, Lets get going, New Comic City is only 40 minutes away from here

Chapter 4

Meanwhile on the other side of planet Gocomics...

PBS (Pearls Before Swine) City, South Side, Sunday Strip School

MateRight: And that's how you make a poll kids!

New Commenters: Cool, thank you Mr. Right!

MateRight: alright I have to meet MJ (Mango Juice) in 2 hours, already put my polls in, mm hm, and thats it for the day, i should get going

Drives to Poel's Resturant 

MateRight: Hey Mangojuice, whats up man!?!

MJ: Nothing much, put your polls in yet?

MateRight: Yup!

MJ: Hey man, I have some news, you know those stories I told you, about what the world was like before the 2 wars?

MateRight: Mhm, yup must sound much better than the world now

MJ: SHHHHH, don't say that you idiot! Any Negatively towards The Poll Reich, results in termination, don't you know?

MateRight: Oh, Ok Sorry

MateRight: Anyways, what is this thing you want to show me?

MJ: You See, My Cousin's friend make's these film photos, showing apparently what the comments are like in a "different" world

MateRight: what different world, this world is this world...

MJ: No, an entire different, not this one

MateRight: Ok then, tell me more

Meanwhile 5 miles away from poel's resturant

100/100: Yup, I've tracked the tape signal's say it should be in a 10 mile radius

???: Sigh...Keep tracking it

100/100: Why do you sound so grumpy, were so close!