Fanon:Go in the water

You decide to go into the water. It is the beach! You go over there and while you look around there are people running around and having fun but they're all frozen. You go in and enjoy the waves not realizing that your swim shorts have fallen. You look over at your friends and they're laughing, swim shorts in hand. “Dirtbags,” you mumble. “Want a towel? Say please!” They laughed more. You stand there in defeat. Congrats! You got the “embarrassed ending!”