Community Activity:Summer of Money 2

Score
just nate: 101k

Ak-elfs: 95k

P-dog: 62k

wooden board:: 50k

yoda: 31k

Monkey: 10k

happytheapple: 10k

N/A: 3k

andythemage: 5k and 1 cent

yoda: 1k and 5 dollars

Eddie: 50

spyro: -11k

Exquisite Monkey
You are a monkey in a forest and another monkey stole your banana and ran away, what do you do? I

ask him to come back by saying "OOH OOH AH AH" and then we split the banana in half.

he refuses and runs away, do you chase after him?

no i hold his family hostage then call hom saying gimme da banana or they get it.

He gets so scared that he comes back with a truckload of bananas for his family.

THEN we share all the bananas c:

him and his family drive off with the bananas 

i had a secret banana which was actually a gun and shot their tires and killed them

they die.

i take my bananas back i find out that 7 of then are real gold i sell them and then get 420k dollars.

'''you find out that the bananas are from a really rare species, you can sell them or eat them. What do you do?'''

sorry it's my first summer of money but more importantly i sell half and eat half

you ate the better half but you still got 10k for selling the other half!

TheYounglings
'''you find yourself in a dark alley and a man who was walking by decides to walk into it, he is approaching. What do you do?'''

I offer to sell him some death sticks.

he is in the shadows and you hear his voice ask "what are they?"

Star Wars drugs

he says "I will get them for free" then you see henry holding a gun and telling you to give him the deathsticks.

Sorcerersilas
you wake up on a spaceship and you are in a jail cell and an alien gaurd is gaurding it, what do you do?

I try to persuade him being traded a rare pokemon card as long as he lets me go.

he says no, for pokemon cards are useless on his planet.

I put my hand through the bar and take his weapon and asked if he'd like to be traded extreme pain in exchange for his life.

"OKAY OKAY PLEASE DON'T HURT ME" he says, he then opens the cage with his hands in the air, what do you do?

I sell his weapon on the black market.

i think you are forgetting that you are in outer space, Anyway do you go to the storage room or do you go to the ship control room?

ONLINE black market.

there are no computers around you, perhaps in another room?

I walk around the spaceship, trying to find some place i can connect to the human internet.

you find a computer, what is the password (i'll pick if it works depending on how creative you are)

YDUDJFJSDIDDEDEOHWQYW.

password incorrect (2 more attempts)

Spyroclub
'''You are playing in a world championship in golf, you are losing by a few points. It's your turn, what do you do?'''

When everyone is turned around I fill my ball with helium to get an advantage.

'''it doesn't work but you mess up so bad that it actually lands near the hole and you score it in two and it allows you to get 3rd place. you win 20k'''

I attempt to kill the first and second place person to get the first place prize.

'''you get caught as you stab someone with your golf club and someone calls the police, people are coming to hold you down. What would you do?'''

Tell them to back off because I'm the third place golfer.

they don't care for you have just tried to kill a man

No no, they are not understanding, my golf skills are much superior.

oh in that case you're fine, everyone moves on with their da-

jk the guy you tried to stab came back with his golf club and attempts to stab you.

I challenge him to a golf competition, loser gets stabbed.

he accepts

I steal his best golf club and throw it in the lake to sabotage him, forcing him to use a worse club.

he loses, allowing you to stab him with no consequences.

I decide to be the better person and not stab him.

he gives you ten dollars as a thank you

Now that I got money from him I stab him

'''just for that i'm giving you 10k because i can, he dies. people are calling the police now'''

I run

you find a hiding spot.

What is the hiding spot?

in a dark alley

I decide it is the perfect hiding spot and hide there

the police walk past and don't see you.

I dab heroically now that I have successfully evaded the police and decide to make a Tik Tok out of it

you lost all your money.

I decide to make a Tik Tok out of losing all my money

you now have minus 1k money

Am I tik tok famous yet?

just for that question i will deduct another 1k

You did not answer the question

tik tok has uninstalled itsself from your phone and your phone exploded so no.

I start a charity saying its going towards dogs without homes to find homes, but actually I'm using the money to get a new phone to do more tik tok

you just lost 10k

How?

idk for using tik tak

I decide that tik tok is bad

Wooden board
You are on a ship with your crewmates, what do you do?

I try finding some treasure, then go back home, sell it, get rich

'''woah woah woah, slow down buckaroo. You can't pick if you find the treasure or not. However you find a map showing that on the east is a cursed island, and on the west is a deep cave. Where do you go?'''

Hmm. I'll head to the cursed island.

you go to the cursed island and you find a spot in the sound with an X on it, what do you do?

I'll dig up the spot. (If we have no shovel, we use our hands)

you find a paper telling you to enter the cave on the other side of the island

Okay, i'll head to the cave.

i giant spider attacks you, what do you do?

what the- okay. I ask my crewmates to help me

'''your crewmates helped you but one of them died, you reach the cave and find a treasure chest. There is lots of money in it, but you have to share it with your remaining crewmates.'''

okay. i'll equally divide the money with my crewmates

'''you get 50k, congrats. '''

you find younglings walking and he drops his wallet, what do you do?

yay 50k. but anyways, i would pick it up and give it back to him

he thanks you and gives you 1k for your help.

nice.

you find an arcade, go in?

yes. i will go in the arcade

what do you do inside?

i'm gonna get tokens to play arcade games.

'''which game do you play: pac man, bath throw or slot machine? '''

slot machine.

'''YOU WIN!!!!! nothing.'''

wow. can i play a different game?

sure, what do you play?

pac man.

you find out that there is a pac man championship, do you join?

yes. is there a prize?

you can win 50k

nice. i'll join

how long do you train?

2 weeks

'''happytheapple asked you to mail him money, do you accept? (if so how much)'''

Uh, i'll accept. I will give him 10k.

righto

am i gonna play the championship now?

how long will you train?

one more week

ZachOWott
'''You are a cat in a pet shop, and someone is about to adopt you. What do you do? '''

I question why my name is spelled like I'm Irish, ignoring the pet shop

'''uhhhhh.....You get carried by max and taken into a car. "we'll be best buds, right jimmy?"'''

I say nothing as cats can't speak english. I also question how I will earn money like this

'''you will find a way, because max (who is very rich) says "i'm going to buy you a machine that allows you to talk!" as he takes you to a weird looking vet.'''

Oofbiggina
You are gina and you are living in the big nate world, what is your next action?

I’m gonna go give an apple to Mrs. Godfrey for extra credit. A poisoned apple hehehe

'''she starts choking and dying, everyone runs to the nurse. Nate looks at you in shock. What do you do?'''

I take the poisoned apple from Mrs. Godfrey, sprint to Nate, and stuff it in his mouth.

he starts joking and shouting for help until he dies, you hear the janitor coming.

I say to the janitor that Nate is sleeping, like he always does. Then I burst out the door and head into the gorls bathroom. (I’m roleplaying Gina)

they are all gossiping about godfrey's sudden collapse, then one of them shrieks "gina did you see what happened!! you must be so sad, but we're there for you!"

I say: "Oh, its such a tragedy that Mrs. Godfrey collapsed! It was Nate's fault! He poisoned Mrs. Godfrey! You must stop him!"

they all run out to tell the teachers what nate "did"

I quickly break the security camera on Godfrey’s room and join the sobbing girls

you see that half of the apple is still there, what do you do with it.

I eat it.

you died.

'''your soul is slowly going up, you can either die or do something. What do you do?'''

I’m going to do something. I’m gonna go insane.

'''you go insane, so insane that you start making objects fly. The girls run out and you find out that....'''

you are now a ghost!

Bring me to all the other dead (terminated from the wiki) users! >:)

'''you now know the location of every terminated user ever, who do you go to? (+1k for creativity)'''

I want to go to MartySays.

you find a 20 year old man working for his college degree.

Ak-Elfs
you are an elf being imprisoned by santa in the north pole, what do you do?

I try to escape by summoning my fellow elfs to over throw Santa lol

the elfs decide not to help you and the gaurd elf tells you to shut up.

I tell them I need to go to the restroom but quickly run to the factory and get a tape recorder to make humming noises and every 5 mins just a bit longer. And get out of the bath room undetected.

'''they send a gaurd with you to the toilet to stop you from escaping, they also confiscate everything you have. You are in the bathroom and a gaurd is waiting outside the bathroom for you. What do you do?'''

Tell him there's a sewage problem in the toilet and he'll have to come in to see. Then once he comes in the stall I'll wrap him in toilet paper and flush him down the toilet because elfs are small.

'''you successfully do that, santa's sleigh is outside. Do you go and steal it?'''

Yes and when I steal it I try to sell it for 80000 dollars to some eccentric billionaire who can't stop buying

the billionaire p-dog buys it for 80000, what next?

I'll give him a reindeer that I smuggled (which was attached to the sleigh) from North Pole for 15000 and a custom paint job for sleigh for 100 dollars

p-dog shouts: SCAMMER, no i won't. He then steals the reindeer and flies off.

I give an anonymous tip to the FBI to do a raid on Billionaire p dog for not only stealing a reindeer but having no license. In turn for 15000 the reideer's price

'''since p-dog is rich and this is america, he doesn't get any punishment for he is rich. He gets away with it, but hey! at least you got 80k.'''

Sice I'm an elf I try to consruct some toys and sell them to different companies. So I try to sell a 200$ premium bike to award winning biker Swayamplayz

you can't construct toys without santa's factory, speaking of which: SANTA HAS FOUND YOU AND HE IS APPROACHING WITH A CHAINSAW.

Run to the nearest police station or distract him by saying look an eagle and grabbing his chainsaw u can choose this

'''you run to the police station, santa follows you and kills all the officers. He is approaching. What do you do?'''

I come to a truce saying that p dog has his reindeer and his sleigh and that we could over throw his billionaire empire and split it in half.

he accepts

Take all his money and split it and p dog's mansion and also sell the mansion for 10 million dollars

buddy, you didn't even begin your plan to overthrow p-dog, which means santa found out what your plan is and he kills you.

you are now a ghost.

Yesss. Now it's going to be easier so now I'm going to takeover the body of international multi billionaire Jeff bezos and make him sign into his bank acc and transfer it all to my old one.

the police find out and defund the money, then they get a priest to throw holy water at you causing you to turn back into a normal person, they also arrest you and send you to prison.

I contact Santa to let him know I'm alive so he can kill the police officers while trying to kill me and I can escape. And try to make another deal with him saying that he misheard me last time and try to overthrow pdog again.

santa knows you will betray him so he hangs up and blocks you

I try to escape and I gather a group of 5 hard cold criminals and were called the elf gang. To help me get a ton of money and escape.

you start a bank robbery, what equipment do you bring (this will affect the story)

Dynamite, Ak-47 and my big muscle gang mates. And also a laser. To cut open just in case and a tazer.

'''you successfully rob the bank, however you forgot to bring a mask so the cameras saw what you look like, you got 50k but the police are following you. You lose the money if they reach you.'''

Get my strong goons to hold them and beat them up and then starting shooting the cops with my ak-47 and take out my lasers and put out a few path so they will have to go around or take time getting through. And later run to the costume shop and buy one of those human masks. And be able to blend in with the cityfolk

you succeed, however you can't go into areas with cops because you will be recognized by your other features.

I get out of the area and set a few lasers in the sun's reflection and head out of town and give my goons a spot to meet up. And get that cash woo hoo

you all meet up and divide the cash between you, making it so that you lost 30k of your earnings.

{SPECIAL EVENT TIME} happytheapple calls you asking for money (look at his story), do you give him money?

(he actually asked you for it)

I won't necessarily just give him money but I'll allow him to join my gang and we can form a team and then our money will combine.

What did he say?

he said yes

he betrayed you and shoots you.

wth My goons chase after him with bulletproof vests amd beat him to a bloody pulp and chop him in half rip off his appendix and he dies.

he doesn't die but he bleeds to the ground as your goons flee

Find Wooden Board with my goons and weapons and vests and masks.

'''wooden board is not in your country. but you can send her mail.'''

I send her don't trust happy the only way I got my money back was after a good beating.

I would also like to start another Bank Robbery.

how much money do you invest into the bank robbery?

same equipment as last time that we already own so lasers, ak-47, dynamite, but this time buy a mask for 5 dollars and some ammo for 200 bucks.

it will be for 5k, do you accept?

Alright!

how many goons do you hire?

I don't need to I have enough in my gang but I'll get one extra.

your gang is on another mission so you can't use them now.

They're gonna bring me back money right? But I guess I'll hire 5 henchmen and we're going to rob a huge bank. Amd get rich.

'''No they won't, they're doing that mission for themselves. They're your friends, not your maid. You'll have to pay 5k for the henchmen.'''

EddieAndReady88
you are on the internet, what do you do?

I go onto Fortnite to scam some kids.

you stole some kid's account and it had many skins, what do you do?

I tell him I'll give his account back if he pays me $50.

he agrees to pay you for the account, you have successfully gained 50 dollars.

Great!

you get an email of someone sending donald trump naked images, do you open it?

No.

are you sure?

Yeah. I decide to go to GoComics to troll people.

you troll a few angry kids, causing a fight between people.

HappyTheApple
you are the leader of a company and you are losing money, you have to make a plan of something that will get many sales, what do you do?

I rob a bank

'''you fail because of your lack of equipment, you are in jail now. '''

I bribe the guard and say that if he lets me out, I'll find him a good woman.

he asks "which woman?"

A Brazilian supermodel

'''he lets you out so fast you didn't even see him do it. He takes your number and tells you he'll call you.'''

I call Ak-Elfs to give me money

you call ak-elfs (story crossover time!)

I don't know if it's allowed, but he tries to get me in his gang so our money combine, but if it is allowed, sure, I'll join.

you are now in a gang.

I buy a gun and go to Ak-Elfs. I inhale as I walk around the corner of the street, trying to be hidden from everyone. I grab my pistol from my coat pocket. My heart pounds as I aim it towards Ak-Elfs. I slowly pull the trigger.

okay now what

Ak-elfs falls to the ground, what do you do?

I take his money and run away.

'''you don't get the chance to because his goons with bullet proof vests beat you until you are unconscious, you wake up at the beach. '''

Okay, then... I call wooden board to give me money

okay, you call her.

'''she mails you 10k! how generous!'''

Woohoo I have money!

now... I will set up a talking apples store.

you need to buy the store and apples first which will be for 20k, you do not have enough money

Then... I will call yoda to give me money

uh...he doesn't have any

FancyPantsFan
'''you are at a concert watching your favorite singer, he is now signing autographs. What do you do? '''

I say hello to the singer

He can't hear you through the crowd.

Thats why I of course get to the front of the crowd. Once I get there, I try and make friends with him.

he thinks you're pretty cool and asks if you'd like to hang out with him and his pals tommorow.

Well that sounds suspicious lol but okay. I ask him if I can bring a friend

he says sure.

Christina
you are in highschool and it is now lunch time, what do you do?

I go to the table in the corner with my phangirl friends.

you hear them talking bad things about you

Talk to them about it, they apologize and promise not to do it again.

you can't pick their reaction, i pick what happens.

'''they tell you that they don't care and that and they make fun of you again. life truly is unfair.'''

P-dog
'''you are running from a theif, and he tries to kill you. What do you do?'''

punch him

he falls to the ground and is knocked out.

I take the money he collected

you just got 1k

I then go to the nearest ATM and take all the money out of that using some custom code i made to hack

you manage to get 0 dollars because of your terrible coding skills, HOWEVER you are so bad you accidentally make it drop 1k.

i don't think css can hack banks but oh well, what next?

No i meant python but anyways i find the theif i knocked out and take his wallet

you already did that and you got 1k, people have bank accounts these days.

actually i didnt take his wallet and people have credit cards and cash in their wallet

you open his bank account with 50k in it, do you take it?

yoda walks by and says hi and asks if you've got any cash

I take all of it and give 50 dollars to yoda

nice

I now open his other credit cards money account

you find 10k

Yoda
whassup this looks fun care i chime in

you are a hamster in a cage and your owner is coming to feed you, what do you do?

when he opens the hatch i escape and run

he runs after you while shouting "yoda come back!", where do you go next?

i go to the witch doctor hopefully he transforms me using his dark magic powers into a human! or yoda spiecies

he transfers you into a human, but you also have a bunny tail.

i report myself to the government telling them about my mutation hoping that they give me money and stuff

they remove it and pay you 30k not to tell anyone

i uh idk what to do now

you see your owner looking for you and he asks if you've seen his hamster.

i say no in fact I'm allergic to hamsters and walk away as quickly as possible

he looks at you in a confused way then walks away.

yay now what

you find p-dog putting in a credit card with 50k in it, what do you do?

i say hi pdog

he jumps in the air because you scared him and he asks "uh.. yoda? what are you doing here?"

i say ya got cash

(pdog didn't respond yet)

cuz i got the goods pdog

pdog cmon man

I'm like your best friend plz plz plz

just steal 1k from him already ;)

no pdog is my best friend pdog bro plz can i have some money bro

he gives you 50 dollars.

omg thank you pdog

i go invest in some lemons and open a lemonade stand using the 50 dollars

smart, just for that you got 1k

what can i do now

there's a space station

just nate
this looks fun so I’m joining

you are a wizard in a guild and you are looking to find the evil wizards and kill them

i cast a spell that lets me know we’re they are and find them

the guild thanks you for your help and gives you 1k

i take the evil wizards wand and sell it to a billionaire

ooh, you just got 100k

i go to bank and cast a spell the makes me invisible and steal the money

you reach a keybad, what is the code?

* keypad I get a cop to tell me the code and then kill him no evidence left behind

lol the cop doesn't know the code 

N/A
GET ME INVOLVED!!!

you are a rat and a cat is chasing you, what do you do?

Recreate and entire episode of Tom & Jerry. (Because Jerry always wins.)

tom loses and is taken to the hospital for a day, what do you do?

I eat cheese all day.

you are now fat.

I go and steal the house owner's wallet.

'''you successfully did it. You got 5k. '''

I buy a size changer for 1k (works to make smaller and bigger). And an invisibility cloak for 2.5k. I decide to make myself invisible (with the cape) and bigger (with the SC).

'''you don't pick the price of these items. Just for that i will make you lose 2k and all these items cost 100k. Enjoy. '''bro what the fuck

I get depressed because i lost 2K dollars.

'''i deduct money from people who try to control anything other than their character. Not my fault.'''

I replace my account with Spyroclub's so he has 3K and I have -11K.

Andythemage
I Want In!!!

you are a skeleton of someone and you are inside a grave, what do you do?

I decide to break out.

you aren't strong enough, what else do you do?

I call the coffin dance people and ask them to get me out.

you get out but realize that you are a skeleton so they run away

I go to a museum and decide to pickpocket people but if they notice I can stand like a display.

you just got 1k from pick pocketing

Aight I go scare some people by saying “Boo” and promising to spare them if they give me all their money.(Lenny face)

you got 4k

I will now look for money in the streets.

you got one cent.

gonna go to the gun store and gun down some people and steal their money

the guy at the gun store tries to shoot you but his bullets go through the holes in your body.

I punch his gun out of his hands and shoot him then I go to the cashier.

spacepuppy
alright I’m here what’s first

you are a puppy and your owner has left you in a toxic waste dump, this mutated you and gave you the ability to speak.

i rob my previous owners blind

you don't know where he is, where do you go: north, south, west or east?

GangsterCaillou22
Too late to join?

nah, you are an alien who has crashed on earth, what do you do?

shoot jeff bezos and take his wallet

lol there's nothing in there, did you really think my boy jeff keeps zillions of dollars in some measly wallet?

apply for job as new amazon ceo because jeff is dead

haha who would hire an alien with no experience, also the government imprisons you.

i post on reddit about the prison

people call you a fake and a karma whore.

but it's real... whatever. I threaten to sell secret government prison stuff on black market.