Fanon:Joe Moraliste: Endgame

NOTE: This isn't an Avengers Endgame parody. The title just sounds cool.

Chapter 1 - Evil Reborn
"He was once just a boy living on Earth, but one day, he saved a man from a curse, and he became the biggest hero that the word had ever known. He met new friends, had adventure after adventure, and now, 5 years after that day that the Sayer was defeated, today we honor the man who kept us safe in dark times. Everyone, give it up for Joe Moraliste!"

Mr. Purse was reading his speech for the upcoming "GC Founding Day" to Joe Moraliste, his wife Palette, and ComedyProfessional.

"You pronounced my last name wrong." Joe said.

"Come to think of it, how do you pronounce it anyway?" Mr. Purse asked.

"We thought it was great, Mr. Purse!" ComedyP said. "Although, can you put more of me in it?"

Everyone rolled there eyes.

"Let's hope that Nate and Ruby get back from their honeymoon soon." Joe said. "I don't want them to miss Founding Day!"

"Man, they've gone a LONG time.." Palette pointed out.

Suddenly, all of their distress beacons went off.

"Sounds like trouble." ComedyP said, cracking his knuckles. "Luckily, Trouble Destroyer is my middle name!"

Everyone nodded, knowing that this was actually true.

Joe and ComedyP, darted for the door, but Palette was falling behind. Joe stopped and sat her down

"Palette, don't take this the wrong way, but fighting seems a bit....dangerous for you right now." Joe said. "I mean, nearly all of your power is going towards keeping the baby healthy."

"I....guess that makes sense." Palette said. "Well, kick its butt for me!"

The two kissed and Joe dashed outside.

(20 minutes earlier in the Void)

"Whe-Where am I?" someone said. "Last thing I remember I was about to lose.....and then there was a light....?"

"I'm waiting for a "thank you". Infi-Nate said, appearing out of nowhere.

"Wait, who ...... are you?" the unknown person asked.

"My identity is not important." Infi-Nate said. "What's important is that I saved you from death."

"Huh?"

"Space-time was resetting, and it was erasing you and the Infinity Ston-"

"Poll Stones"

"Nobody cares. Long story short, I saved you from being erased from existence, and now I need your help. Defeat Moralis-"

"Listen, buddy." Moder interrupted "I don't know if you've met Joe Moraliste, but he is unstoppable. I couldn't defeat him, and neither could you!

"Well, if you don't defeat him, or refuse to fight him, or refuse to help me, I WILL erase you from existence."

He thought about this offer for a moment. It was either kill Moraliste, or die. He automatically knew what he had to pick.

"Okay, fine!" He said. "I'll try."

"Perfect! Also, you caught me in a good mood today, so I'll give you your stupid glove."

He snapped his fingers and a odd glove with six glowing stones appeared on his right hand.

"Perfect." The person said with a sly smile.

On the Streets of Sectional City, Joe saw ComedyP fighting a familiar blue-skinned creature with golden armor and creepy smile on his face.

"Moder!"

He had a odd-looking gauntlet on his hand, with six colorful stones in it.

Moder turned to Joe and tried to punch him with the gauntlet. Joe countered this it by using his rocket boot to burn his face.

"You are even more of an annoyance as last time!" Moder shouted with anger.

"Last time? I barely even FOUGHT you last time!" Joe shouted.

"That's not what I meant..." Moder replied.

He grabbed Joe and prepared to punch him with the gauntlet.

"JOE, GET OUTTA THERE NOW!" ComedyP shouted.

Joe just stared at the gauntlet, as if he recognized it.

He came out of his trance, and said:

"I remember..."

Joe used his wrist-blades on his hand so Moder would let go of him. He flew towards the gauntlet and tried to grab it.

But this only succeeded in Moder punching him, but Joe used his shield to block the attack.

Joe jumped back to ComedyP.

"What the heck was that?" ComedyP said to him.

"Long story, tell you later." Joe said. "Get that glove thing off his hand!"

The two charged forward and attacked Moder with all they got.

Then, an array of things (such as rockets, clocks, and fire) hit Moder, stunning him.

Then, Temmie, Bender, Zeroay, Hev1, Gollum, & Seven landed next to Joe and ComedyP.

"I was wondering when you guys would show up." ComedyP said.

"Everyone, try to get the glove off his hand. And DON'T let him snap his fingers!"

They all charged forward and proceeded to beat the everloving crap out of Moder.

But none could get the gauntlet.

"You fools." Moder said. As he snapped his fingers. Everyone closed their eyes and braced for impact.

Nothing happened.

Everyone noticed that Moder's gauntlet was missing from his hand.

Moder turned his head, only to greeted to someone with the gauntlet, punching him miles away.

The Anti-Polls saw and all-too-familiar face holding the gauntlet.

"What'd I miss?" Nate asked.

Chapter 2 - Exposition
Moder landed in a junkyard.

¨Ugh........¨ Moder said. ¨This is terrible! If Infi-Nate finds me-¨

¨He'll erase you from existence.¨ Infi-Nate said. ¨Wait to say what were all thinkin'.¨

¨Listen, just give me one more chance!¨ Moder said. ¨I can-¨

¨Whatever pathetic things you CAN do, I can do 10 nonillion times better!¨

Moder stratched his head.

¨Example number one; counting.¨ Infi-Nate said as he snapped his fingers.

And with a flash of life, Moder was gone.

¨Now, what to do next?¨ Infi-Nate thought. ¨I'm going to need a new phase one if I want my plan to proceed.¨

Infi-Nate got an idea. He teleported a cretaure with red skin, black eyes, and a frozen angered face to him¨

¨Ahh....PollerNate.¨ Infi-Nate said. ¨Welcome back.¨

¨....And then Nate brought Big, Trapper Clicker, and tons of other deceased Anti-Polls back from the past, and then space-time reset itself, ridding the memories of the adventure.¨ Joe explained to his friends, now back inside the Anti-Poll base.

¨Wow, that's....quite a story.¨ Palette said.

¨You figured that all out from just LOOKING at this gauntlet?¨ Ruby said, holding it.

¨Yeah.¨ Nate said. ¨Oddly enough, I seemed to remember it too when I saw it.¨

¨Well, It's clearly very dangerous, we should lock it away and-¨ ComedyP started.

¨Are you kidding?¨ Gollum said. ¨This gauntlet could be a very valuable asset to us! I say we use it!¨

¨Wait a sec!¨ Nate said. ¨If Moder disappeared from space-time, how did he show up back here? And why do we still remember him from when the Darkness returned?¨

"I think he didn't get erased, he just became decoupled from space-time," Joe said. "That's why we haven't seen or thought of him in so long."

"But then how was he brought back?" Nate asked again.

Joe thought. ¨Hmm, what villains do we know that have that amount of power?¨

Nate got a clipboard out and read it.

¨Dorian's dead, Francis is nearly done being un-brainwashed, Zero and Dark Nate- I mean, Infi-Nate are in the Void, the-¨

¨WAIT!¨ Ruby yelled. ¨Maybe Infi-Nate escaped the Void!¨

¨It's a good guess....If we wasn't a freaking dummy!¨ Temmie pointed out.

Suddenly, Ruby got an idea. she pulled out her portal device and set the coordinates.

¨Sooooooo......are we going on a adventure or are we solving this mystery?¨ Nate asked.

¨Both. Remember the prophecy back at the zombie place? The portal took us to the wrong destination.¨

¨OK, I'm in.¨ Gollum said ¨I'll use the gauntlet and-¨

¨Do you realize how much trouble that thing has gotten us into?¨ ComedyP said. ¨Or are you just an idiot?¨

¨Hey!¨ Gollum said back to him. ¨Joe told you what this thing did. If WE use it, we'll win for sure.¨

¨Ugh! We don't have time for this?¨ Nate said. ¨Joe, your call.¨ Should we take it or leave it, and who gets to use it?¨

"Well, if this goes into the wrong hands, then something really terrible could happen," Joe began.

"Exactly! Thanks Joe. Now, lets just leave it and-" ComedyP began then, Joe cut him off.

"But if we use the gauntlet then we could surely win before anyone else gets their hands on it," Joe said. ComedyP didn't argue, but he looked like he wanted to.

"Ok," Gollum said. "No I'll take the gauntlet and-"

"Wait a second! Who said you could use it? Its Joe's call," said ComedyP, agitated.

"Well, it's extremely powerful, so it needs to be used in the right hands," Joe said. "But I think Gollum can handle it."

Gollum took the gauntlet and put it on his hand. He started at it for a second, then looked back at Joe.

"Ok, I'm ready to go," he said.

"Shouldn't we figure out how to use it and everything first?" said ComedyP

"You snap," said Gollum.

"It still could have something else that we haven't seen yet. Maybe we should-" ComedyP began.

"We have to hurry! We don't have time to linger," said Nate. Everyone looked at Joe.

"Your call again, Joe, should we go now or see what else the gauntlet does?" Nate asked.

"I say we go. I know what the gauntlet does, anyway," Joe said.

"You do?" Nate asked.

"And you DIDN'T THINK TO LET US KNOW ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW?!" Gollum shouted.

"It didn't come up!" Joe said. "And I think most of you can find out if you touch a specific stone!"

He motions to Palette. "Palette, try touching the red one!"

When Palette did that, her eyes lit up with a red glow.

"Okay, I know now," she said. "This one's just like the Happy Pearl..."

Joe then motioned to Temmie and Bender. "Temmie, you touch the green one, and Bender, you touch the blue one."

They did that, and then they remembered.

"Whoa, the memes..." Temmie said.

"That's from Skallion..." Bender said.

Joe then told Nate and Hev1 to touch the yellow and orange stones, and then they remembered.

"Everyone who touched the stones is linked to those stones," Joe said.

"But not me?" Gollum whined.

Joe ignored him. "Now that we know what this does, should we get going?"

"I want the gauntlet!" Gollum snapped.

"I say one of the stone-keepers gets it!" Temmie snapped back.

"Oh, because you're a stone-keeper, right?!"

"Okay, SHUT UP!" Nate shouted. "Joe, who gets the gauntlet?"

"Why am I the one making all the decisions around here?" Joe asked.

"We just need someone to settle this," Nate told him. "Now which one of us is looking after this stupid glove?"

(Next editor, remember to end on a choice)