Fanon:Scissors(in the office)

You grab the scissors because who fights with a carton of eggs? Anyways you grab the scissors and are ready to face randy in an honorable duel. He charges you doge and jab the scissors into his  hip he moans in pain he tanks through it and attempts to swipe at you again this time it hit and you fall to the ground do you:

sweep the legs

try to reason with him