Joe Moraliste: Infinity Poll

NOTE: This is a sort-of parody of Avengers: Infinity War, but not a direct one. Please don't put any spoilers for the movie in this story.

Prologue: The Poll Stones
Centuries ago, a dark force created a powerful energy, and concealed its power into six geodes, each one harnessing a specific part of the energy. They were called the Poll Stones. The different stones were the Section Stone, the Spam Stone, the Like Stone, the Meme Stone, the User Stone, and the Featured Stone. The dark force was ultimately defeated and the Poll Stones scattered across the universe. Very few know about their existence. But one knows the most about them - and he's not friendly.