The Big Nate Comments Rap

.....Why da frick not?! The way it works is we try to rap by saying commenters names!

Rules: Bazinga!
 * Make it rhyme.
 * Use any existing commenters name.
 * Use the Melody from the Pokemon Rap (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMk8wuw7nek)
 * Have fun!

The Rap
*Pokemon theme plays*

I wanna comment the best

that there ever was

Comment better than the rest

Yeah, that my cause

(cOmedyP tAkes over)

I will scroll, across the site.

Reading, far and wide. (Jesus that sounded like a school rap lyric)

Teaching commenters, how to understand

The joke of the strippppp...

(LordNour here.)

Reading, liking, commenting, favoriting.

Chatting, flagging, rating, laughing,

(Nate Clone takes the spotlight back)

Battling, roasting, loving, featuring,

Swearing, banning, alternate, failing.

Teach 'em teach 'em gotta teach 'em all

ALL THE JOKES!

The comment section is insane

With people from far and wide.

The banned released from thier hands,

THE POWER OF WINDSCRIBE!!

(Someone stabbed Nate Clone and took the spotlight back.)