Fanon:Big Nate Fanfiction

== Got this idea from reddit. Use whatever strip you want, try do your best to remove the text and replace it with a cool story! Also if some jokes offend you, you can remove them if you wish. And try make it PG-13, seen some on certain reddits that arent. == Sorry. Bad quality, I just used a screenshot and its done with pixlr.

But if you click on the image you can actually see it

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A story timeline of what would happen if Nate and Gina actually were in love (also Henry Hudson can remove this if he wants to):
6th grade: Gina and Nate start dating

7th grade: Gina and Nate have their first kiss

8th Grade: Gina and Nate go to a school dance and make out

9th grade: Gina and Nate go to their first party together

10th grade: Gina and Nate study for the SAT together

11th grade: Gina and Nate get drunk at a party and …

12th grade: The kid Ken is born. Gina gets accepted into Harvard and Nate goes to a community college close to Gina

College: Gina attends. Nate raises Ken

After College: Gina tries to get her PHD and Nate raises their first kid, Ken

Gina gets her PHD in pure mathematics. She now is a professor at Harvard, while Nate runs an incredibly successful comic strip.

Their second child Clara is born.

We randomly find out that Teddy is a football coach and Francis is a question writer for game shows

Ken has graduated from PS:38

Nate and all his school friends attend Mr Rosa's funeral (Yes you could say i kinda copied HP)

Ken drops out of College

Ken is the CEO and founder of a brand of cheesy snacks that he developed

Clara is apperently some kind of prodigy and (Insert a famous cool achivement that a person could do)

50 years old : The gang gather up again after 40 years- Here are the relationship statuses-

Nate and Gina

Jenny and Artur

Francis and Shelia

Teddy and Dee Dee

Chad and Maya

80 years old : Nate Gina are talking to Francis and Teddy about how that it was all meant to be and that Francis and Teddy shouldnt have made fun of them

Fanfiction- Jobs
Nate- Cartoonist

Gina- Mathematics professor

Teddy- Pro Football player/coach

Francis- No job, just earns money from jeopardy and who wants to be a millionaire

Dee Dee- Hollywood actress

Artur- Chess Champion, rating of 3234

Jenny- Fashion critic (I guess, unsure)

Chad- Food critic

Shelia- Mayor of Portland, Maine

A rework of one that I made
I hope nobody will get offended.

Stories:
(Note: stories are required to be written in first person)

The true story of Ellen (its a parody of Greg becomes an orphan)
So today I found out that Daddy wanted to speak to me in the living room. He called in Nate, and he said that we had to discuss something. "Look, children, I know its kinda hard to say this, but one of you are.."

Nate: "Going to disney world?"

Marty: "No, one of you are ADOPTED!"

Elllen: "OH MY GOD YES!! I KNEW IT!!

So then my Marty just took out an MP5 and Nate tried to tie me up. Thankfully, my trusty butterfly knife was in my purse and so I just got the heck out of the jungle that was going on in there. I knew that the cops were after me though, so I needed somewhere to stay. I called my boyfriend Gordie and knowing how nice the guy was he would probably take me into his house and probably spare me a few thousand dollars on getting out of the country. But no, this little ************ told me to go away and broke up with me. So I hacked into his Fortnite account and spent all of his V-Bucks. Unfortunetly I had nowhere to go and just went to the nearest orphanage. All the kids were super mean and called me "UGLY". So I might have kidnapped them and sold them on Craigslist. But its' going to take a while for the FBI to find them, so I think iIll just stay sharp.

And thats the end because I know that a lot of people are going to take this the wrong way. Feel free to delete this.

Nate and the Zombie Apocalypse
I and the gang (Chad, Dee Dee, Francis, Teddy) were just making some lemonade playing in the Town community music contest. Out of the blue, Dad calls me and Ellen to immediately board the car and get out of Maine- As there was an accident in the science labs and Zombies were rushing out and slowly captivating out the town. Since the gang was too far away from their homes, we sorta just stuck together in the same car. Unfortunately, we did not have enough space for Ellen so she sat on the trunk with a sniper Rifle just in case any Zombies tried closing in on us. This was one of the most brilliant ideas proposed by Dad, as Ellen was totally freaking out and accidentally shooting pedestrians instead of the horde of zombies. Way to go, Dad. I hope we're going to get to the shelter soon because food only lasts a few minutes when Chad's hungry. The only thing left that we've got is Dad's Tuna casserole, which I'd rather not talk about. At some point, Ellen misaimed so bad that she shot another person who was also trying to escape. The Husband of the person got really mad and tried shooting back at us until a horde of Zombies took care of him. Until we then heard the sound of a faint scream and the howling of the wind as the Zombies ACTUALLY MANAGED TO RIP THE TRUNK'S DOOR AND ELLEN JUST FLEW OUT. Unfortunately, the worst part was that the Sniper was gone to lord knows where. Thankfully, we were able to make it into the bunker. We were all frightened and Dee Dee fainted after seeing what happened to Ellen. We got to the carpark just in time before a driver driving at 140Kmh nearly crashed into us. But this was really bad timing, as Dad told us that we would have to get back to the car again because the Zombies were really closing into the shelter which turns out sprang a gas leak. But our car was out of gas, so we just used Chad and got us another car in no time. Luckily, these guys actually had a load of food, like a couple of packs of Cheez Doodles and 2 full bottles of soda. The nerd Francis said that he would not drink the soda because it would only make him more thirsty so he went to another car with the M4 that Chad got from this car and went to find some actual water. He got like, 5 LITRES OF THAT STUFF. Other people started seeing what we were doing as well, and we actually saw Mrs Godfrey attempting to rob us. So Dad hit the gas pedal and we were the first ones to get out of the Labs. It was midnight, though to beingithe fool that Dad was he fell asleep and nobody took care of the wheel during one of the most dangerous events that happened in History.

Tuesday:

Wow. I can say that we didnt make it fully alive. A Zombie bit Dad's arm off and he fell into a coma. Good thing for Chad's reflexes, though. Once he heard the Zombies coming, he pulled out the shotgun and blasted the horde into bits. So now were on our own. Thankfully, i've still got my Cheez ARGH!!! SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY ROBBED US LAST NIGHT!!!! THEY TOOK ALL OF OUR SUPPLIES!! NO CHEEZ DOODLES! HOW CAN I LIVE???

Nate plays Minecraft with the gang
Day 1:

It's day one, so me and the gang started making our own buildings today. Were just trying to make a small house, and build a road and mineshaft so that our houses can connect. Me and Francis went mining, Chad's waiting for the shears while Dee Dee went to hunt for food. Teddy's been crafting and all that stuff. It's been a long day. Unfortunately, we didnt have enough beds so one of us was going to have to stay awake the whole time. It wasnt going to be Chad, since he was afraid of Zombies. Francis said that he wasnt going to go otherwise he would bore us with the first edition of the book of facts. Dee Dee fainted when she heard the sound of that, and Teddy beat me in Odds and Evens. So that means i'm going to take charge of guarding and staying up.

Day 2:

Yesterday wasn't really a big deal. Tons mobs coming to our side, and all killed, thanks to me! Nate Wright, Minecraft Champion! Francis keeps on telling me how I died like 3 times, but whatever. Today wasnt a hard day either. We just needed to mine out a lot of iron, maybe even diamonds. We actually found an emerald, but Chad traded it away for some Chicken. Dee Dee actually managed to craft another bed, so I'm able to finally get some sleep. Teddy and Francis come back with plenty of Iron, but no diamonds. That was fine. We can craft a bucket, some flint and steel, lots of armour and weapons and go into the nether.

Day 3:

The gang and I are going to mine for some diamonds and maybe a couple of other things as well. So we dug deep into the mineshaft that we had already started, and went on mining for a few hours straight. No diamonds, only handfuls of Redstone and Lapiz as well as a few gold bars and tons of iron. Chad also wont be coming with us anymore, as he tried to befriend the spiders that were in the abandoned mineshaft that we found. So basically we just sorta set it in for the night, and as we climbed back up we realized that it was already night and we couldn't go to sleep, since there were mobs nearby. So we split up- Me and Francis, Teddy, Dee Dee and Chad.

Day 4: So we decided to expand our house, because it was getting a bit small for us and there weren't enough chests. Francis built a fireplace to warm up the house and we left to explore a desert temple Teddy found earlier. Like any minecrafter knows, you have to dig down in the temple to find the loot. There were lots of goodies in the chests, there was an emerald, 10 gold ingots, an silk touch enchanted book, 2 nametags, and a bunch of useless rotten flesh. We were shocked to see that or house was burnt down since the idiot Francis built the fireplace in an oak house.

Day 5: This time we rebuilt our house out of cobblestone. It might look like trash, but at least Francis wont destroy the houses again. We just went fishing for Enchantments, or just some cool treasures. We really should not have taken Chad cause he ate the Puffer fish that he caught and barfed in front of us. We could have made a good water-breathing potion from that. After that, we gathered the all the things that we found- and Francis actually got a Mending enchantment, which was probably the most overpowered thing in the game. So yeah- Were going into the Nether tomorrow, as suggested by Teddy so that we could get some Blaze rods and wither stone as well as skulls.

Day 6: Wahoo, Were going into the Nether. It took me a lot of tries until I perfected the Lava-Water way of building a Nether portal. Unfortunately, we just used up our only Flint and Steel. So were going to get there and come back QUICK!

Day 7: We've just entered the Nether, and its scarier than I thought. Not only that, but our portal was just above Lava, which means if we fell we would die immediately. So Francis started building a dirt bridge, and a stupid Ghast appears out of nowhere and the moron decided to shoot our Nether portal, of course damaging it and now we aren't able to go back home. Great.

Day 8: So, we've finally figured out what we want to do about this. We could either get lucky and just find a flint and steel in a chest in the Nether fortress, we could try get another Ghast to help us re-open the portal, or we could find some gravel and hunt wither skeletons to craft a flint and steel. 3rd choice seemed easiest.