All News Reports by "Steam" NN News

This is something that I thought I would do, since they're taking up my account storage. I've got more junk that I will put on a separate page. I'll also put my reports from FOX.

Also don't read the jokes, they're hella cringe. D:

March 21, 2022
“Steam” NN News

Hey everyone! Thomas here. We have yet another news source. Anyways, let’s get started.

The new Big Nate arc is off to a great start, as Nate hands a doctor slip to Mr. Galvin. Nate clearly looks sick. We find that Nate is hitting on Mrs. Shipulski.

Someone on the internet(better known as SOTI) has tried to hire two more people and has successfully done so. His recruits were Thirst Man and Mario the Great.

Cuphead [Sonic Frontiers, not part of the news thing but yeah] has launched his new fanfic. Big Nate: DATE MISTAKE can be found in First Class. And that’s not all. I have launched a new fanfic. Big Nate and the GoComics aARDGASwq	qwertqwshjgdsZCzcfx123dsaaaa can probably also be found in First Class.

We have several-I mean several bannings. Well, if several is exactly three, not exactly several. Our bannings are our Mr. Prezident DO_WHAT_DA_DOG_SEZ, secretary Akidthatmightgotoyourschool, Bruno, Red Beak, and i like pedestrian violence. We can see why he’s banned.

Just because I can, I will add a joke. What do you call a train that has a cold? An “A-CHOO” Choo Train!

Anyways, that’s possibly all. We’ll post news every Tuesday and Thursday, so you’ll be getting FOX news, us, FOX, us, FOX. We’ll start interviews Thursday, so if you want to be interviewed, leave a reply saying “thomas”.

Thank you for reading “Steam” NN News, and I hope you have a great day. This is Thomas signing off. UKRAINE IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

March 23, 2022
“Steam” NN News

Hello, GoComics! Thomas here with your news! Let’s get started.

The new arc just cracks me up. Nate has “spring fever” while in reality he’s acting like all the girls are pretty sexy-sexy.

Ratez has posted his favorite top 10 commenters. And congratulations to Darcy Wu, who got first in his list!

I have started a new trend. Instead of saying “Eyo what the —”, I said “Eyo what the Troublesome Truck?” I based it on some Thomas & Friends stuff.

So we now have a different news anchor on “FOX” News. Cuphead’s Laptop was dying, so Olivia decided to take over for him.

SOTI has posted a funny tongue twister: I  wonder who will comment on this comment commenting about a comment that I commented about a comment during a time when someone commented about commenting with other commenters because they were commenting about a commenter commenting.

Fanfics today have been posted. Mine is in First Class, and Pets of the Comics’ is at home. Darcy Wu has also posted a fanfic.

Two polls today: Croc Larry’s and Ratez’s.

Ratez has started a new news source. It is called ABAF(Anti-Bullying and Funnies). SOTI has done so too.

We still have our banned Prezident and Secretary, DO_WHAT_DA_DOG_SEZ and Akidthatmightgotoyourschool.

Joke: What did the Geosphere say to the Hydrosphere? _You crack me up!_

Thank you for reading “Steam” NN News, and be sure to stay tuned with my interview with long-lasting commenter Someone on the Internet!

This is Thomas, signing off. Have a great day and remember to support Ukraine.

March 28, 2022
“Steam” NN News

What’s up, guys? Thomas(or just call me Percy) here with your news.

The new arc is off to a good start. It’s another one with Nate’s leg-bouncing insanity.

Cuphead has changed his profile and name. Everyone, welcome Sonic Gaiden!! *clap clap clap*

Olivia Swan has apologized over the weekend because she talked about other news stations. Me and Sonic forgave her.

I have gathered some sad news from my interview with SOTI. He will be leaving in the summer.

You know, in fact, not only Sonic changed his name AND profile. Smug Nate did so too. He changed his/her name to Spring Fever Nate and his profile a picture of Nate with Spring Fever. I also have. I changed my name to “Percy and Thomas 1434” and my picture to an image of Thomas and Percy. Mario the Great changed his/her name to “Grover Underwood” and put a picture of him.

I’m pretty sure this is late, but “i love pedestrian violence” is back. So is Akidthatmightgototourschool, who revealed him/herself as Megaminx.com. Tails, the CEO of “FOX” News is back! Also, THE KITTEN is back.

So far, I don’t think there are any bannings. DO_WHAT_DA_DOG_SEZ is still banned. A legend is still gone, folks.

Last but definitely, DEFINITELY not least, my birthday is this week on Thursday! And since I will be doing interviews, Olivia Swan has the honor of the birthday interview! Make sure to say “Happy Early Birthday” in the comments below!

Thank you everyone for reading. I apologize for the slow news day, but not anything happens here! Also, be sure to stay tuned with my interview with Sonic at 3:00 PM PST.

This is your favorite number 6 ‘n 1 signing off!

March 31, 2022
“Steam” NN News

Hey everyone! Percy’s here with your news. And boy, do you have an issue.

The Big Nate arc is interesting. Nate goes to see a counselor.

Okay, here’s the news you have been waiting for. Tails(and I know I’m supposed to not talk other news stations but I’m not going to follow that ****ing rule anymore), the head of FOX News, has an impersonator. The impersonator has done HORRIBLE things. He has tried to end FOX News, he posted a comment linking to a Google Doc about how the real Tails is Sonic’s alt. I have started an organization against it. Two links are posted below for the docs. For the document that the fake Tails made: docs.google.com/document/d/1JrHr7QGyTFCIWxsdTDCLougMuHlL9qbpNRALoTrYh88/edit?usp=sharing For mine: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1F-pTexbYrDNror_Me2CtKx8aJWwNdChh4B7QOTK6O38/edit?usp=sharing Sorry if this link doesn’t work.

Olivia Swan also has an impersonator. You can tell because in “Oliviá Swan” there is a mark on top of the first a.

People are still banned and I don’t want to point them out.

Joke: Are ants male or female? _They’re only female, otherwise they’d be uncles._

Last but DEFINITELY not least, my birthday is today! So make sure to say “Happy Birthday” in the comments below!

Thank you everyone for reading, and stay tuned for my interview with Olivia Swan at 3:00 PM PST!

Percy’s signing off!

April 5, 2022
“Steam” NN News

Good day, everybody! Percy is here with your news!

The Big Nate arc is good to start. I can’t wait to see what their new team’s baseball name is. But why would their team’s sponsor be one that waterproofs basements?

Sonic Gaiden has postponed “FOX” News to next week. The fake Tails thinks it is, and I quote, “a relief to have a week's break from cringe”. Stay tuned in the meantime, readers!

The commenter previously known as “The Elves of Xadia” is back. Thank goodness for Sonic. Her new name is “Moonshadow Elves”.

SOTI is spamming.

We had a few bannings yesterday. Those were:

SOTI

Bonky

Mario

BNS

Ratez has finally settled with a normal profile picture, a picture with the school counselor last week.

Joke: Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I’m here?! OPEN THE DOOR!!!!

Thank you for reading “Steam” NN News. If you want to get interviewed, please comment “Percy” down below. You will get interviewed at 3:00 PM PST.

This is Percy signing off!

April 12, 2022
“Steam” NN News

Hola, chicos! Percy here with your news!

The Big Nate arc is… strange. Why did Mr. Peirce decided to add TikTok to Big Nate?

As we all know, a glitch has been happening around GoComics. Because of this, some people cannot see the daily comic. This can be resolved by going into incognito mode.

Sonic Gaiden has uploaded FOX News today. TODAY IS ALWAYS MY NEWS DAY!!!!!!!!!!

There is a poll featured today. It is about if Big Nate is the most popular comic on GoComics, and asks what is peoples’ favorite comic.

Over the weekend, Clyka and I got into a little fight about Sonic Gaiden being an alien cannibal. I WON!!!!

And now I will spam to make this longer.

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I think SOTI got banned again over the weekend.

That is all, if you wanna get interviewed on Thursday, just say “police” in the comments.

That is Percy signing off!

April 14, 2022
“Steam” NN News

‘Sup, dudes? Percy’s here with your news!

People think the new Big Nate arc is boring. When do we get to see Nutmeg? I mean, just imagine it.

“What’s up, guys? Today I will be doing a face reveal on the best comic strip in the world.”

The user NateGarfieldCalvinWandaThatababyJasonLolaPheobeBud has continued to get featured with his comments. But! I suspect he is a crazy kidnapper. For proof, he asked me:

Implying you are home right now?

He has also started a news station.

People are just being weird on the site. For example, SOTI spammed the f-word 6 times.

Nadine Wright’s birthday is today! Make sure to wish him a happy birthday!

There are no bans from the site…

Thank you for reading today’s news, and be sure to stay tuned to user Cookies368r’s interview!

This is Percy signing off!

okay. next one.

“Steam” NN News

Hey everyone! Percy’s here with your news. And boy, do you have an issue.

The Big Nate arc is interesting. Nate goes to see a counselor.

Okay, here’s the news you have been waiting for. Tails(and I know I’m supposed to not talk other news stations but I’m not going to follow that ****ing rule anymore), the head of FOX News, has an impersonator. The impersonator has done HORRIBLE things. He has tried to end FOX News, he posted a comment linking to a Google Doc about how the real Tails is Sonic’s alt. I have started an organization against it. Two links are posted below for the docs. For the document that the fake Tails made: docs.google.com/document/d/1JrHr7QGyTFCIWxsdTDCLougMuHlL9qbpNRALoTrYh88/edit?usp=sharing For mine: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1F-pTexbYrDNror_Me2CtKx8aJWwNdChh4B7QOTK6O38/edit?usp=sharing Sorry if this link doesn’t work.

Olivia Swan also has an impersonator. You can tell because in “Oliviá Swan” there is a mark on top of the first a.

People are still banned and I don’t want to point them out.

Joke: Are ants male or female? _They’re only female, otherwise they’d be uncles._

Last but DEFINITELY not least, my birthday is today! So make sure to say “Happy Birthday” in the comments below!

Thank you everyone for reading, and stay tuned for my interview with Olivia Swan at 3:00 PM PST!

Percy’s signing off!

May 9, 2022
“FOX” News

A Simple Sodor Salutation to you all! This is Thomas here with your news!

The Big Nate arc is off to a bad start, in my opinion. Believe it, some people are saying this could be a great arc!

Now, you might be wondering, “Hey, why is Thomas the head reporter?” Well, since Sonic left, a faculty change had been committed and Olivia Swan was the CEO. Now I’M the head reporter, and I quit my news station, “Steam” NN News.

There have been lots of leaves and departures going on. For example, Sonic. He left on April 29. Then, there’s THE KITTEN. He said he “wasn’t wanted” around here and left. Ironically, he came back here today. Same thing with Tengen. He left and disbanded CRC. But he came back yesterday. And now for the good news(no pun intended). Someone On The Internet is leaving on Thursday!!!!!!

Lots of people are saying that the comment section is dying. It’s just that with everyone leaving, there’s just too many people to keep track of.

ATTENTION!!!! Now that Tengen has disbanded CRC, I have assembled a new club, The Really Useful Cringe Commenters. I don’t know why I called it cringe, but people can join, cringe or not. We basically stay together and rate comics. It consists of me, the president, Olivia Swan, the vice president, Stonks Guy(if he’s here), the secretary, and Tengen, the head comic reviewer. If you wanna join, ask me!

Joke: Are ants male or female? They’re only female, otherwise they’d be uncles.

Thank you for reading “FOX” News! This is Thomas giving you a Simple Sodor Goodbye!

May 30, 2022
“FOX” News

Whoof! Well, it’s been a while since I’ve done a broadcast. And hang on to your dome, because there’s a lot going on.

First of all, I’m sad to say that the GoComics-wide troll Someone on the Internet(abbreviated as SOTI) has left the comment section because he said it was, and I quote, “dead”.

In other news, the troll “I Love Cats and Dogs” (better known as ILCAD) has been popping up everywhere in unexpected alt accounts. So if you see him anywhere, just tell him to call you John Miller.

In the past, most trolls have migrated to the Calvin and Hobbes comment section just because they want to cause some trouble. Well, you know them. They are trolls, and trolls are trolls.

Sadly, Olivia Swan had to leave the comment section for a while. But don’t even think of trying to be the owner. If you do, Toma&Co.’s gonna pump you down like a supersonic WWE move. But if you do see Olivia Swan anywhere, make sure to tell her that I’m an actual “FOX” News worker.

I have finally changed my profile picture to one of an original, a picture of Thomas with the best smiling face I could draw. TIP: A smiling face needs to have a small and steady height. Without the small height, your smile will get too big and it will be a happy or grinning face. If you don’t draw teeth, then it’s a content face.’

Joke Of Da Day: What happens to people who make sponges? *brrooooooooooooooo*

They become absorbed in their work.

Great, I got through it all! That is today’s “FOX” News broadcast. I’ll probably leave the next one to THE KITTEN. Thank you for reading “FOX” News, and this is Smiling Thomas signing off with a *toot, toot, toot!*

June 7, 2022
“FOX” News

Good day, friends on GoComics! This is Thomas here with your news! And I’m sorry I haven’t done it yet.

First of all, the strip is a bit two points average. Nate actually has a bunch of profiles named after him.

Now, remember when I said I’m sorry I haven’t been able to broadcast? Well, in the past, people got so heated up about which employees should broadcast. In the end, Olivia proposed a schedule: Kitten will do Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, I’ll do *Tuesdays and Thursdays*, and Toma will do weekends.

Speaking of, Tomato Dog did the broadcast today instead of me all because TOMA AGREED TO IT! I WAS AT SCHOOL TODAY! More on that in the next paragraph. So if you see Tomato’s broadcast today, ignore it and scroll down.

Now, summer has happily started for lots of people! And tomorrow is my last day of school, so I’M ON SUMMER!! WOO HOO! So I’ll probably be on my computer all the time. That means more broadcasts(toot TOOT!)

We haven’t seen many people in the comments section recently. And you know what that means: the section is “dying”.

Joke: Did you hear about the magician who was crazy good at Math?

He called himself a mathemagician.

That’s it for today folks. Have a great summer, and remember to spread smiles wherever you go! This is Thomas signing off!

June 16, 2022
“FOX” News

Good day and Good Morning to you all! This is Thomas here with your news.

Anyways, the Big Nate arc is absolutely a failure. We should be expecting a Prank Day arc next week.

Tessie(formerly Flowey the Freaking Flower) has posted his entire series of the “Lincoln Purse” comics. The link is here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoVSUefKTOg

I have started classes! Yes, classes. To be specific, language classes. The language is called-and this will… okay, it’s called sus language, and it’s made up of Among Us letters. (ඞ) I can give you free lessons on the language.

There has been an impostor of Toma&Co., and that guy seems to be acting strange and making Toma a bad guy. You can tell the difference by seeing if there’s a crescent in the top left of their profile.

New “FOX” Employees: Ms. Moo

Joke: What did the cringe commenter say to the based commenter? *BRAAAAAAAAAAAA*

“Based people are cringe!”

That is all for today, and for now, this is Smiling Thomas signing off!

June 21, 2022
“FOX” News

Good day and good morning to you all! I’m Thomas, and I’ll cover up your news today.

At last, the traditional Big Nate end-of-the-school-year arc of “Prank Day” is here. But in today's comic, people don’t seem so thrilled. Today’s comic was close to a rainy room comic in 2009, and commenters kept posting links to the original. Ratings ranged from 5-8/10.

Unfortunately, the commenter “I Love Cats and Dogs” is back. And he is featured(no surprise).

Although some people say that the new commenter “Annabeth Chase” is cringe, Annabeth’s actually a pretty nice commenter. He/she writes pretty great stories, and he/she is a good communicator. Now, I know that reporters aren’t supposed to be biased, and more.

The comment section seems pretty dead, but now that we’ve got Prank Day around, things will probably be better!

Joke of the Day: When are horses happiest while eating? *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

They really enjoy their oats when they don’t have a bit in their mouths.

That is all for today, and this is Smiling Thomas signing off!

June 23, 2022
“FOX” News Good day and good morning to you all! This is Thomas here with your news.

Lately the Big Nate Prank Day arc can be described as one word: hysterical. Although in today’s, a bit of unoriginality was used. Some people just didn’t like it overall. There were very few ratings today. I would say 75% were 4/10 and 25% were 9/10(me).

If you remember the commenter BionicLMAO, who impersonated the YouTuber Bionic, he’s back. Last night, he impersonated me as “Balding Thomas”. Now he’s Silver the hedgehog. He’s been acting cringe and people are criticizing him, but all I want you to do is just one thing: Don’t reply, but flag him.

Bannings: Toma&Co

Math Problem: How do you write 90% as a decimal?

Joke Of The Day: What did the people say about the boy that resembled his father, the sculptor? *BRAAAAAAAAAAA*

The little lad is a chip off the old block.

That is all for today, and this is Smiling Thomas signing off!

okay.

so what do you think?

show your opinion in the comments.