The Comic Strip Alphabet (by Robertojaralenoexe)

A is for

 * Aldo Kerast, who drove off a cliff when drunk.
 * Alan Parker, the original Judge Parker of Cavelton.
 * Anthony Caine (AKA Blandthony or Assthony), who married Elizabeth Patterson.

B is for

 * Beetle Bailey, bumbling U.S. soldier.
 * Brutal, which is what Dawn Weston’s life is.

C is for

 * Calvin, a 6 year old whose friend is a stuffed tiger.
 * Cavelton, where Judge Parker takes place.
 * Chester, a homicidal maniac
 * Clara Godfrey, a social studies teacher with a grudge for spiky-haired middle schoolers.

D is for

 * Dick Tracy, who murders most of the criminals he meets.
 * Dennis The Menace (US), who’s less of a menace than….
 * Dennis The Menace (UK), the British version.

E is for

 * Ed Crankshaft, 80+ year old jackass who torments people, destroys mailboxes and is a bowler.
 * Ed Dodd, the creator of Mark Trail.

F is for

 * Fregley, Greg Heffley’s eccentric neighbor.
 * Funky Winkerbean, a fat man in Westview, Ohio that is severely down on his luck.
 * Francis Pope, a nerd who’s friends with Nate and Teddy.

G is for

 * Garfield, fat cat from Muncie, Indiana who eats lasagna.
 * Gina Hemphill-Toms, Nate Wright’s archenemy who’s an professional ass-kisser (figuratively).

H is for

 * Hagar The Horrible, Norwegian Viking.
 * Hobbes, a stuffed tiger who lives??????

I is for

 * IT IS RUSTY!
 * Iris Beedie, Mother of Tommy The Tweaker.
 * AH HAWWEE NAWOOO HAWWMEEEE! (Jesus christ, can someone drag Anthony C. outta here?)

J is for

 * Judge Parker, in which judges and lawyers get assloads of money by doing nothing.
 * Jenny Jenkins, Nate’s former love interest and Artur’s girlfriend.

K is for

 * Krazy Kat, an kat who gets into many misadventures.

L is for

 * Les Moore (AKA Dick Facey), a smug writer in Ohio who pisses and moans and whines about his dead wife, Lisa.
 * Lu Ann Powers, Margo Magee’s blond roommate in Apartment 3-G, Manhathan, New York.

M is for

 * Manny Heffley, Greg’s younger brother who gets away with every bad thing he (Manny) does.
 * Marmaduke, an massive great dane that might not be a demon.
 * Margo Magee, one of the three women who live at Apartment 3-G.
 * Meddling, which is what Mary Worth does best.

N is for

 * Nate Wright, a narcissistic 6th grader who lives in Rackleff, Maine.

O is for

 * Odie, Jon Arbuckle’s dog, used to be owned by Lyman.
 * Alley Oop, time-traveling caveman.

P is for

 * Peter Fox, 16 year old who eats a ton.
 * Plainview, a city that may or may not be Plainville, Massachusetts.
 * Plugger, a strip that’s (mostly) about human-like (in personality) bears doing human stuff.

Q is for

 * Quincy, Jason Fox’s pet lizard.

R is for

 * Rex Morgan, M.D. Nicholas P. Dallis’s first comic strip.
 * Rusty Wilson, Mark Trail and Cherry Davis’s adoptive son.

S is for

 * Sammiches, which is Wilbur Weston’s favorite food.
 * Sam Driver, the handsomest and richest lawyer/attourney in Cavelton.
 * Sheila Stapleton, Francis’s girlfriend.
 * Spitsy, an idiotic dog who simps for cats.

T is for

 * TJ, Brad DeGroot’s best friend.
 * Tommie Thompson, Margo Magee’s redheaded roomate who’s also a nurse in Manhathan, New York, anyone who dates her will suffer a terrible fate.
 * Teddy Ortiz, the nephew of a magician who’s also Nate and Francis’s best friend.

U is for

 * U.S. Acres, where there’s talking animals.

V is for

 * Prince Valiant, warrior knight.

W is for

 * Westview, Ohio, where dreams go to die and is also the home of Les Moore AKA Dick Facey.
 * Wilbur Weston, an fat, balding jerk who lives in Charleton, Santa Royale, California.
 * Wally Winkerbean, the saddest motherfucker in Westview, Ohio.
 * The Wright Family

X is for
……wait, I don't think there are any strips that start with the letter X.

Y is for

 * Yogi Bear, who I didn't know had a comic strip.

Z is for

 * Ziggy, Who Wears No Pants.
 * Zanizbar The Murder Monkey.