Fanon:Wooden x Thomas (Joke)

Author's Note
THIS PAGE IS A JOKE.

Inspired by those crazy. goofy ass fanfics yall are making.

Also is it Thomden or Woomas?

Chapter One
It was a rainy day, perfect for the Monday morning.

Shit Wooden thought Doesn't help that I have to walk to school today.

Wooden's life was like a normal 16 year old. Loving parents. Awful siblings. And drinking a shit-ton of "Monster Energy" Sometimes, Wooden felt different and drank Red Bull. She played sports, and looked decently attractive. Wooden was a nice girl and all. But there was something missing in her life. Not friends, defiantly not friends. She had like 50 of them. So what did she want? She never understood what she wanted. If she did know what she want. She would probably never know why.

But Thomas was different. He was your average emo, but (sadly) due to his scrawny appearance, he looked like an Andrew Tate loving 14 year old. The worst thing about Thomas was his obsession of trains. He loved the way the trains went VRRR! and how it moved. But it seemed like the other kids didn't appreciate him. They called him "autistic" "a dumbass" and worse of all "femboy" This hurt the little Thomas deeply. Even though he knew that he WAS autistic (his parents showed him the papers), he tried to deny it, he started to hate himself, and so, the autistic community.

Now, it was Thomas's turn. He had a extremally clean room, with a bunch of Thomas the Tank Engine posters all around the room. He maintained them so good that they looked brand new. A giant train kit was next to his bed, with all the Thomas the Tank Engine figurines in it. He woke up, sweat all around him. His dreams were weird and vivid. Something about a Wooden Board... but he forgot about it in the first five minutes.

Thomas got ready and went to school. Where he saw the Gay Furry Weeb. Squirrel. He hated Squirrel with every fiber in his bone. His annoying ass voice. His annoying ass face. His annoying ass... everything. But he somehow still sticked with him for all those years. Probably because he was his only friend. He nodded Squirrel to walk with him to homeroom. When Thomas opened the door, he saw the hottest female he ever saw. He blushed the shit out. He froze in fear, not even moving an inch.

"Uhmmm, are you okay Thomas-san?" Squirrel asked, confused.

"No." Thomas responded.

How come Thomas had never seen her before?

Then, the teacher noticed him standing still. "Hey Thomas, why don't you introduce her? She's new to this class!"

"Uhm.. ok..." mummed Thomas.

He walked up to the female. "Uhmm... hey... what's your name?" Thomas asked, staring at the females eyes.

"Oh! My name is..."

END OF CHAPTER ONE