The ways to get featured comment (Good and Bad)

Hi! This is Hootboy, and after almost 9 months on GoComics I believe that I have seen every single way you can get featured comment on GoComics, good and bad. And there are WAY more bad ways then good ways here, so let me list them all:

1: Spamming your own comment:
Sadly, the most common bad way to get featured comment is spamming your own comment. I don't get what these people gain from being featured comment out of their own stupidity but people still do it.

2. BNCSN
OMG if you do this you are the worst person ever and I hate you. No one cares just shut up and find some original content. Only Salty can do this cause she thought of it.

3.Unrelated Polling
Doing this once in a while is fine but doing this every day omfg just shut up!! Whats your favorite donuts mines orange mirror, I have mental trauma and my parents don't love me!

4. Toxic Attention calling
Saying things like I'm going to kill my self please help, I hate all of you, Obi-Wan you are a loser, anything that makes people want to reply only because u have insulted them. If you do this you are an awful person because some people might actually need support and you are being a bad person

1. Positive Vibes
Saying things positive about the strip, commenters or anything!

2. Critiquing the strip
Not welcomed by all but can bring up good discussions.

3. Saying a funny joke or meme
Always nice to make people laugh!

4. Role play, Games, Or stories
A favorite amount many commenters sure to work if you get a big enough audience.

5. Ryhming Chains
Bonk Gonk Zonk Donk, hey it worked for me!