People's backstories based on their usernames (moon man edition)

ToPhu31
Tophu can be for "tofat"

"tofat" sounds like "too fat"

tophu can also sound like "tofu"

How do people get fat? By eating tofus.

Tophu is also for top hat (confirmed by tophu)

FULL EXPLANATION: TOPHU IS TOO FAT BECAUSE HE ATE TOO MANY TOFUS OUT OF A TOP HAT.

ok next

Henry hudson gc
Henry hudson was a sea explorer.

"sea" sounds like "see"

henry can't see.

half of "hudson" is "son" if you remove the hud

FULL EXPLANATION: HENRY IS BLIND AND IS THE SON OF A MAN NAMED HENRY.

Zero two GC
The name is zero.

"two" sounds like "to"

zero is going to gc

zero two has an anime pfp

what do animes have? fighting.

FULL EXPLANATION: ZERO TWO IS A PERSON CALLED ZERO GOING TO GC TO FIGHT PEOPLE.

Chemical chaos
chemicals remind me of nuclear chemicals

chaos is caused by nukes

yoda is a star wars character

there is a hidden message which is:

FULL EXPLANATION: ok so yoda (the star wars character) caused every single nuclear explosion in the world.

Younglings
ok so younglings is also a star wars character

young people learn from old people

yoda is old

FULL EXPLANATION: younglings is learning from yoda on how to cause nuclear explosions and get away with it.

7o'clock
FULL EXPLANATION: he made his account at 7o'clock ez

pig lover
oh no oh no oh no oh no

warning: need eye bleach after dis

FULL EXPLANATION: he loves pigs too much and does the willy willy to them.

comics creators
he creates comics

who creates comics? lincoln peirce.

the "s" in his name stands for secret agent

FULL EXPLANATION: CC IS LINCOLN PEIRCE WHO IS A SECRET AGENT HERE TO DESTROY EVERYTHING.

zach
who else is called zach? zach king.

zach king does magic

he has king in his name

he owns jimmy which is a cat

rabbits are close to cats

rabbits are pulled out of top hats by magic people.

FULL EXPLANATION: ZACH IS A KING AND A MAGICIAN WHO PULLED JIMMY OUT OF A TOP HAT

spyroclub
clubs are used in golf

spyro is a dragon

what's the first 3 letters in spyro? spy.

FULL EXPLANATION: SPYRO IS A DRAGON THAT PLAYS GOLF AND IS ALSO A SPY.

big nate baseball
what happens if you remove "nate base" from his name? you get big ball.

add s to big ball

FULL EXPLANATION: bnb has many big balls he throws at people to kill them.

ok now pay