How to be a Karen

Want to be a Karen? I’ll tell you!!

Steps

 * 1) Know how to act like a Karen
 * 2) Research about how to act like a Karen
 * 3) Look to other Karen’s for responsibility
 * 4) Research how you can be meaner
 * 5) Go on amazon and buy a mask with a hole in the middle of it
 * 6) Research how to tap on car windows
 * 7) Research how to talk like a mini chihuahua.
 * 8) Have the police on speed dial

Practice

 * 1) “MAY I SPEAK TO THE MANAGER” or “CAN I SPEAK TO THE MANAGER”?
 * 2) Practice getting out your phone out of your pocket quickly
 * 3) Practice yelling at people
 * 4) Like... GET OFF MY PROPERTY or IM CALLING THE POLICE
 * 5) Practice using your essential oils
 * 6) Spoil your children and then yell at children for being spoiled.

Using it

 * 1) Go to Walmart
 * 2) Go up to an employee
 * 3) Spit in his face with your hole mask
 * 4) Wait for a response
 * 5) YELL AT THEM FOR THEM TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER
 * 6) Talk to the manager
 * 7) Get out ur phone
 * 8) Yell at the manager and act like a jerk
 * 9) Post the clip on YouTube

Or...


 * 1) Stalk your front yard
 * 2) Wait for a kid to go your yard
 * 3) Get up an to “fast walk”
 * 4) Get the phone and the police number And another phone For recording
 * 5) YELL AT THEM TO GET OFF YOUR PROPERTY
 * 6) Scream at them until they cry
 * 7) Insult them
 * 8) Call the police
 * 9) Post clip on YouTube

Or...


 * 1) Get an ad from your fast food restaurant
 * 2) Get food
 * 3) Compare it
 * 4) Yell at the employees (while recording)
 * 5) Complain about it
 * 6) Post clip on YouTube

I will post more scenarios, just wait

Big Nate examples

 * Mrs Godfrey


 * Mrs Czerwicki
 * Probs Nate’s Mom
 * Jenny (majority of ppl who voted in my poll said she was)