How to make waffles

= = How to make waffles! ==


 * 1) Buy a house.
 * 2) Buy a toaster for €69.42.
 * 3) Buy waffles from Walmart.
 * 4) Put waffles in toaster.
 * 5) Burn waffles.
 * 6) Eat.
 * 7) (optional) snort the remaining waffles