User blog:BiggerNate91/Name Thieves

I don't understand why everyone is stealing my name. I go onto the comment section today and I see someone named "TiniestNate91." Before that it was AfricanNate91, OrphanNate91, and GiantNate91 (that one I let slide.) Now I know how it feels to have all these imitators around you! What is up with this?