Fanon:Secondary Team: A Joe Moraliste Story

So before we start writing this story, I want to establish the members of the new team. There will be two lists: One for commenter-based characters, and one for original characters. We'll make the team, and then we'll start the story.

Commenter-based characters

 * DarkLight
 * 10/10
 * MavisGirl
 * Positive Elixir Trade
 * Baby-Banana
 * Domcos
 * LordNour

Original characters

 * Charlie The Dog-Man (Don't ask)
 * BubblesPal
 * Zapov
 * Elladee Page
 * The Overlord
 * Skyfall
 * General Rockard (supervisor, not a member)

Chapter 1 - The First Meeting
The new recruits to the New Anti-Polls stood eagerly in their new base of operations.

"Roll call, recruits!" General Rockard, the man tasked with supervising the New Anti-Polls, called out. He read out everyone's names.

"10/10!"

"Here!"

"Baby-Banana!"

"Here!"

"BubblesPal!"

"Here!"

"Charlie!"

"Woof!" (Present!)

"DarkLight!"

"Here!"

"Domcos!"

"Here!"

"Elladee Page!"

"Here!"

"LordNour!"

"Here!"

"Mavis Girl!"

"Here!"

"Overlord!"

"Here!"

"Positive Elixir Trade!"

"Here!"

"Skyfall!"

"Here!"

"And, Zapov!"

"Here!"

Mr. Purse walked into the room, looking at all of the recruits.

"This team is Sectional City's second line of defense." Mr. Purse said. "So Rockard here will keep this ship very tight, right General?" He turned to Rockard.

"Yes, sir!" He saluted. "We are also not on a ship, sir!"

He rolled his eyes and walked towards the door.

"And also about half of our first line of defense is going on a expedition tonight, so you're our only hope. Bye!"

He left the room.

"Only hope for what?" One of the team wondered out loud.

"Ok, team!" Rockard said. "I need all of you to tell me your name, your nickname, and your power."

He pointed to the leftmost person in the line.

"DarkLight." he said. "You can call me the Triangle. And I don't really have a superpower, I just have triangle-armor and high-tech weapons."

Rockard nodded, and pointed to the next person.

"Hi, I'm Elladee Page, and I don't really have another name. I have special abilities, including but not limited to, teleportation, laser blasts, phasing, etc. I have a lot of abilities."

She flipped her dark blue hair back.

"Okay," Rockard said. "Next."

"Ello. I'm LordNour, I don't have many powers, but will a shield and lance do alright?"

"....OK then." Rockard said.

"MavisGirl. You can call me Mavis. I am a vampire and a shapeshifter."

"I am 10/10. Just call me 10. I can shoot numbers out of my hands. The bigger the number, the more pain...to me and the target."

"BubblesPal, but Bubbles is fine. I can shoot magic bubbles out of my hands. They can hurt, heal, and move. I got these powers by using radioactive shampoo as a infant."

"Bark!"

Rockard glanced at the next person with an odd stare.

LordNour walked over to him.

"This is Charlie," LordNour said. "He was part of an experiment for my dog to come back to life. So they sowed my dogs head on a soldier's body. I can understand him. He says he's happy to help."

"Sooo...." Rockard said. "Does he have any powers?"

"Yes." LordNour said. "He has teeth that are sharper than a shark's!"

"Good. Next."

"My name is Positive Elixir Trade. I'm a Positive Elixir Trade. But you can call me Positive Elixir Trade", he jokingly added. "I can manipulate light and electricity to their fullest extents."

"A very handy asset to have in our pockets, don't you think?" said LordNour.

"Indeed", replied Rockard as he took a step away from Positive Elixir Trade with slight fear, "though I may have some fear of his powers if used for mutiny."

"I'm sure he has favorable intentions nonetheless. Next."

"I am Zapov," the orange-haired kid said. "I have psychokinetic abilities, allowing me to lift objects many times my size and weight and manipulate them with precision - all with my mind."

The rest of the team stood impressed.

Zapov pointed to his cybernetic eye. "My eye also gives me limited telepathy, and can give me limited visions of the future - but only for a few seconds, so I use it to predict my foes' attacks.

"Well, you certainly are high-tier", Rockard responded, "You will definitely be a powerhouse on this team. Next."

"I have gone by many names, but the most common name I use is the Overlord. I am a living robot, with a free will. I have the ability to change my shape and form, turning into anything that can be of aid to us."

To show off his ability, Overlord extended his arm, formed a cannon in front of his torso, and mechanical tentacles formed from his back.

"Is it just me, or does this team seem a lot more powerful than the veteran team?" Elladee asked.

"Speak for yourself," LordNour replied.

Rockard moved on. "Next."

"Call me Skyfall. I can manipulate my surroundings, giving me the ability to fold matter and distort space."

"You're right, Elladee, we do have a very powerful team", Rockard said.

"Maybe we can all get instated into the main team, instead of just a secondary team!" DarkLight said eagerly.

"Maybe. Next."

"I'm Baby-Banana", the next guy said. "I have food-based powers. I can produce them, levitate them, make them grow or shrink, and even make them come to life. I think you can guess which food I have mastered."

"I'ma Domcos The Great. Just call me Domcos." The last guy said, who looked like a cube "I can change sizes, big and small."

"Ok then!" Rockard said. "That's everyone here! We're heading to the gym now. The remaining Anti-Polls will train with you!"

The New Anti-Polls eagerly headed to their training gym.

Deep in a temple, a figure sat with a straitjacket on and a metal gag over his mouth. He continuously mumbled something under the gag.

He had been locked in this temple for a long time, in order to protect the rest of the planet from his hypnotizing song. He had been there for years, and he had never gotten loose.

All of a sudden, the temple began to crumble.

The figure looked up. Rubble was falling all around him.

One piece of rock fell on his gag, shattering it. Another ripped his straitjacket.

He was free.

He ran through the crumbling ruins, trying to escape. The entire time he belted out what he had been trying to say for years.

"HES NEVER BEEN A BORE HE WILL DRAW SOME MORE HE THINKS HES REALLY GREAT PUT CHEEZ DOODLES ON HIS PLATE HES BIG NATE!!!!"

Chapter 2 - Training With the Anti-Polls
Rockard led the New Anti-Polls into their training gym, where familiar faces were waiting for them.

"Presenting Link, Seven, Temmie, Zeroay, and Gollum of the Anti-Polls!"

Everyone waved at the Anti-Poll veterans.

"A pleasure to meet you all," Seven told the group.

"It's great to be working with you!" Baby-Banana exclaimed.

"Wait," LordNour said. "Where's Meme Machine?"

"He retired a while back," Link explained. "He hasn't been fighting with us for a while."

"Oh. I didn't know that."

"Here's how it's gonna go down." Gollum said. "Each of you will test your powers. It will be on a power scale from 1-50. The defensive are over here, while the offensive are over there on the other side." He pointed to two sides of the room.

"Who's first up?" said Gollum.

An embarrassed silence spread around the room like a plague. Finally, Gollum broke the silence.

"Alright, alright. Guess you guys don't like democracy very much.", he said as he sized all the new Anti-Polls again. "You!", he said as he pointed at 10/10.

10/10 walked near a big target.

"Controllable power, equal knockback." Seven read off of Rockard's clipboard. "So 10, can you shoot a 100 at that target?"

"With pleasure." He said. He shot it at the target, which made a tear through it. 10 got knocked back and clenched his chest.

"39" Seven said. "Next!"

"I'll go next," Zapov said.

"I will, too," Elladee piped up.

"Good idea, we'll do a few at once," Temmie said. "Anyone else?"

The Overlord also stepped up.

The three stood in front of more targets.

"Show us what you got," Zeroay told them.

Right away, they let loose on the targets.

Zapov lifted some projectiles in an orange psychic field, and hurled them at his target.

Elladee aimed her hands, and a blue blast shot out of each of them. They struck her target straight in its center.

The Overlord extended his arms and punched his target.

47, 39, and 42 respectively." Zeroay said. "Let's do some defensive figherse now."

LordNour walked up to a robot soldier. It launched forward, and LordNour perfectly blocked it and countered it with the shield.

Zeroay's eyes widened. "Well then, I'm impressed! First 50 of the training!"

"I will go next," said Positive Elixir Trade.

Positive Elixir Trade used his lighting abilities to make metallic warriors out of light photons. He then went and made the warriors take out a dozen soldiers while using light to create a heaven visual and trick the soldiers into thinking they were in heaven.

"44 for you, PET. Nice job," said Link.

Charlie dashed up to his owner and he whined.

"He says he wants to go next." LordNour translated.

Charlie growled at the soldier and grabbed the shield of the soldier, and flung it at him. He then grabbed it again, and ran to his owner.

"Oops!" LordNour said. "He actually just wants to play fetch. Not right now, boy."

"We may need to throw dog treats at our enemies." Seven jokingly muttered to Link.

"Let's speed up now" Zeroay instructed. Darklight, Baby Banana, Bubbles, Domcos, and Mavis we're up next.

DarkLight shot things, Baby Banana crushed the soldier with the "Peanuts Supermarket" (Which, ironically, did not have nuts or comic in their newspapers.), Bubbles used red bubbles to wreck the target, Mavis turned into a bat and squeaked at the soldier until he couldn't take it anymore, and Domcos is just indestructible.

Domcos whispered something to Seven, something about a "secret power".