How to make and verify an alt

So it finally happened. You got banned. What do you do? Do you ask the mods to unban you? Do you leave GoComics all together? No you clown! You make an alternate account! You might think "oh, I just put in an email and I can get right back to commenting", but it's a bit more complex than that.

Using an Email
For starters, you need an email to make a GoComics account (you can also use Facebook and Twitter, but this guide will not be going over that). If you already have multiple emails, this step should be rather easy. If not, you can simply use outlook.com, a website that lets you make emails pretty easily. However, not all gamers are born equal. Some users might not have access to emails for whatever reason, which is where 10 Minute Mail comes in. Simply go to a 10 minute mail website, copy the email they give you, and you're on your way to creating your alternate account! Of course, you can always take the easiest option, which is just to put in a random email that doesn't even exist! It fools the system. Anything from "r@r.com" to "lfnjdwhfjkdbshvkbfsfbvkhb@jfbdkhgfdlsgvhsdfgfhgds.poop" will work (though a long email is not recommend if you plan to sign out and back into your alt). A fake looking email like the one I typed will probably not be the best option, try making a normal-looking email instead.

Verification
So you've successfully created your account. Congratulations! Now you can just go back to commenting, right? Ha, ha, WRONG. You see, instead of doing the more logical IP ban, GoComics has a system where mods have to manually verify new accounts in order for them to comment. With this in mind, I think it's pretty obvious that when you first make your alt, you're not gonna want it to be associated with you. So give it a name that can't be traced back to you.

"But BonkyBoi, I've been waiting over a day for verification! I'm starting to think I was IP banned!" I can hear you say. Unfortunately, the moderators of GoComics are kinda lazy, and it can take over a month for them to verify your account. Remember: mods manually check the account, so it's a good idea to post seemingly innocent comments so they don't suspect anything.

I know it sucks that you have to wait, but this is the only way to return really. I'm sorry to say, but there's no way to get verified faster...

or is there?

The Super Epic Based Strategy for Faster Verification*
* Disclaimer, not guaranteed to work for everyone

Remember when I said the mods are kinda lazy when it comes to verification? Well, what I should've said was the Big Nate moderators are kinda lazy. GoComics has so many comics, most of which you can comment on. So what's the best way to convince the mods you're not gonna troll on Big Nate? By not even commenting on Big Nate to begin with. Go to Calvin and Hobbes and talk about how you like it. Go to Peanuts and comment about your love for it. Go to Garfield and pretend it's funny. The mods won't suspect a thing! (except for gmod, she bans everyone.) Yeah, have fun trolling.

Final Word
And there you go. Make as many alts as you want. If you want to troll or spam, you can do it quicker now. If your friend got banned for being underage, they can come back too! No #BringBack(insertuserhere) required! I'd like to thank whoever it was that told me about the verification system about a year ago. I wish I could remember who it was...