Guide to becoming a Wooden Board

Hey guys! WB here. Here is a guide to become yours truly. Enjoy!
 * 1) Have a wooden profile picture. The more cursed the merrier.
 * 2) Be a little immature. Say suck a lot a certain time and stop at another
 * 3) I am the leading commander. If you become a wooden board I am your protector.
 * 4) Be a nice soul so no one would really hate you.
 * 5) Be unique.
 * 6) If you really hate someone steal their cheese. >:)
 * 7) DRINK A BASEMENT AT LEAST ONCE.
 * 8) When it is time, we will take over. Lol
 * 9) You must follow all of these rules to become a wooden board.
 * 10) rawr
 * 11) Stop reading
 * 12) Get painted.