Fanon:Mrs. Godfrey Gets Fired Transcript

(Nate decides to go to the principal to talk about mrs. godfrey)

Nate: ...she ALSO...

principal Nicholas: calm down, calm down... so you're saying she gives you unfair detentions?

Nate: yes! all the time!

Principle Nicholas: hmm... i'll call her over here. MRS. GODFREY REPORT TO THE OFFICE, PLEASE!

(Mrs. Godfrey comes in, slamming the door behind her)

Mrs. Godfrey: what do YOU want?

principal: nate says that you give him unfair detentions all the time. is that true?

mrs. godfrey: WHAT? NO!!!!

nate: SHE'S LYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

principal: okay, okay... i'll have to put up security cameras to see who's telling the truth and who isn't. do i make myself clear?

(nate and mrs. godfrey nod their heads)

principal: good. now, go back to class.

(one day has passed, and the principal has put up the cameras)

mrs. godfrey: nate, you're a second late. go to detention.

nate: what?? i didn't even do anything wrong!!

mrs. godfrey: oh, i'm nate, and i whine about going to detention!! wahh!!! WAHHHH!!!

(nate stomps to detention, talking under his breath)

a couple hours later...

gina: MRS. GODFREY!!!!!! NATE'S GRINDING HIS TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!

mrs. godfrey: DETENTION, NATE!!!!!

nate: FINE!! gosh...

even later, just before the bell rang for lunch...

mrs. godfrey: goodness, nate! you're slouching! detention!

(just before nate goes to detention, he sticks his tongue out)

the next day...

principal nicholas: mrs. godfrey, this behavior is completely unacceptable! you're very unfair to everyone!

mrs. godfrey: so what? i hate that kid. he's so ugly. you're ugly and fat, too! everyone here is ugly and fat!

principal: OKAY, THAT'S IT!!!!!!!! YOU ARE FIRED!!!!!!!!!

mrs. godfrey: NO!!!!

(mrs. godfrey runs away crying)

hours later...

nate: sheila! jenny! help me with this decorations! everyone else, prepare the food! this "goodbye mrs. godfrey, we hope we never see you again" party will be a blast!

everyone: right!

mrs. czerwicki: oh, i'm so glad she's gone! she always tries to steal my cookies!

mrs. shipluski: she ALWAYS eats all the brownies in the faculty lounge!

mr. rosa: SHE ALWAYS RUINS MY PAINTINGS!!!!

nate: now, now, everyone! no anger! just be happy that she's finally out of our lives!!

dee dee: you're right! now, where's my costume for the party...?

(the party has started, and everyone's having a good time. except...)

gina: ugh! this is NO FAIR! wait... i know!

(gina calls mrs. godfrey, and tells her the plan)

gina: bring any matches you can find! i'll handle the rest!

mrs. godfrey: right! this will be so fun, setting the school on fire!

(gina and mrs. godfrey sneak into the school, ready to set the school on fire. they're in a supply closet...)

gina: okay, are you ready?

mrs. godfrey: yup! i got the matches!

gina: great! now, when i give you the signal, light up the matches, and...

(principal nicholas opens the door, shocked)

principal: what is going on here?!

gina: oh! principal nicholas! we were just... um... um...

principal: no! no talking! and YOU!

mrs. godfrey: uhhhh *gulp!*

principal: i thought i FIRED you! that is IT!

(the principal expels gina, and mrs. godfrey can never teach again... which causes an even bigger party!)

teddy: what a day!

francis: i... i... i LOVE this day!

mrs. clarke: this is so exciting!

nate: alright, everyone! let's go outside, and do the last, best part! fireworks!

everyone: yayy!!!

(everyone runs outside)

nate: 1... 2... 3...

(the fireworks go off)

everyone: YAYYYY!!!!!! GOODBYE, MRS. GODFREY AND GINA!!!! WE HOPE TO NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!

THE END