Contest: Create the CONTEXT

Ash6861 WINS!

Introduction
The Big Nate Comment Section is filled with weird and wacky comments, some of which sound hilarious out of context. In this competition, you will have to create the context and the reasoning behind these comments.

How it works:
There are multiple rounds in the contest, and each round is more difficult than the previous one.

The participants will receive a comment, and the funniest entries will move on to the next round.

For Example; (I'm sure you could come up with something better than this)



User 1:
Nate asked Mrs. Godfrey, "Can I go to the washroom?"

Ms. Godfrey nodded, saying, "Yes, Nate, you MAY go to the washroom."

The strip reminded Chad with a Beard of his cruel childhood, where his teacher, Joseph Stalin, would ensure that the students used the word in every sentence. He was reminded of the absurdity of having to ask "may I" for everything, even to express their frustration. It was a grammar-centric kindergarten like no other, where "may I" and communism ruled supreme.

Chad with a Beard was rescued by the Americans at the end of WWII. The contest starts on the 16th or 17th of September. You can sign- up below!

Sign- Ups
-MrLongDo (gay man)

- Shin Yunsou

- Thomas

- SOTI (ready to lose)

-Cant

ashaniel

-Ilcad(ready to win)

- Kitnite

Round- 1:


Add your entries here:

Cant:
Thunderbolt Boss made friends with Hobbes many years ago. They would always eat together, sleep together, and do much more. They were like brothers. The whole world couldn't stop their friendship if it tried. Until that fateful day some years ago. They met a certain man promising things beyond their imagination if they would do the man's bidding. The man was a corrupt politician. Tiger and Thunder would get into a life of crime, and were paid great sums and treated very well. The man would always bribe officers whenever they started to catch on. Eventually, Thunder questioned this all. It wasn't worth the money, he decided. He wanted this no longer. He went to Tiger and asked him to leave the man. Tiger was furious, as he couldn't see how terrible all this was. The man had manipulated Tiger to the point of no return. "You are a traitor!" Tiger said. Just then, the man walked into the room they were in. "Well, this just won't do, Thunder. Kill him, Tiger!" The man gave Tiger a gun, trusting he would do the 'right' thing. Tiger shot Thunder dead.

MrLongDo:

Tiger loved pussies. Thunderbolt didn't. Tiger thought he did and then called him a traitor. Tiger is also a commie. Thunderbolt isn't.

Ash:
Boss cucked hobbes

Ilcad:
Hobbes and thunderbolt are apart of a middle eastern terrorist organazation and thunderbolt felt like he should quit, so he leaked files to the US government. Hobbes found out and they cut thunderbolts head off. Ok since 4 out of 8 contestants didn't submit their entries, im just gonna eliminate them.

Cant
Francis was talking with Nate. They were having a good time, messing around with each other. Nate opened his locker, leaving behind the usual avalanche of God knows what. "Oh come on, Nate! Can't you clean your locker for once?" Francis said. "Clean? It is clean," Nate groaned. "It's like Snobsnubbubgubglub, the king of stench and grossity!" Francis retorted. "The... the what now?" asked Nate.

MrLongDo
Francis, the biggest fan of Snobsnubbubgubglub. He hates it's rival, KitNite. So, like anybody sane K-pop fan would do, Francis started saying shit about how good Snobsnububgubglub is, but, accidently, made it in a negative light. Making the brand Kitnite succeeded in the end.

Ash6861
Francis B. Pope decides to tell gocomics about his most recent fever dream

Final Round
The final two contestants are Cant and Ash

Ash6861
KindaSus420 hits on Lincoln Purse

Cant
KindaSus420 was quite the unusual boy. He'd go to school solely to mess around. He never did homework, didn't have any friends, and his highest grade was a C minus. When he got home, he'd make deranged comments, such as "uwu we shold go home togeter" or "mMMmmmm lets LICK TONGES like that's for adults". Ash6861 WINS!