Community Activity:Shizuku Hinomori/Shin Yunsou's silly event

Hey guys, Yunsou here. You wanna participate in a cool event? Well look no further! You can do everything BUT be magical. Have Fun! :D(I just stole this idea from ash and SOTI)

Starts on march 22

takes place in a school

Rules

 * 1) You have free will for your character, you cannot make an npc do something or change the setting to your own will, that is the gamemaster's job.
 * 2) DO NOT change anyone else's story unless you are gamemaster, you are in your own story and not anyone else's, though you may converge at some point if you happen to get into that setting.
 * 3) DO NOT change anything any of the gamemasters have put down.
 * 4) Be a good sport, please. No cursing or being mean to other players, unless it is in the story, but no outside talk from the game of being mean to other players.
 * 5) Okay please dont be super overpowered and do whatever you please.
 * 6) Have fun!!!!

(just copy-pasted from ash's thing)

Sign-ups:
-ASH

-Ilcad

-darcy

-cant

-SOTI

-toast

-Pinnochio/Brutus

-Choowe

Ash:
'''You wake up in a dark school surrounded bu chairs. There is a door out, a 20$ bill, and a bottle of hot sauce. What do you do?'''

I would make your lines bold so there’s no confusion. I grab the 20 dollars then walk outside the room.

'''(oh yeah i should do that)you grab the 20$ bill and walk out into a courtyard filled with fruit trees. There is one gardener boy working there.'''

I grab a fruit and eat it

'''You eat a fruit as the gardener stares in horror. "that was my moms dead fruit tree" he says before assaulting you.'''

before he assaults me I can explain that tress grow more fruit.

'''"NO THeY donT" the stupid gardener boy yells. He assaults you and gives you a black eye'''

I ask him to continue punching me. To punch me everywhere that I am not clothed.

the boy gets silly and punches you where you are clothed

I get away and cover the parts of me that were not hit (putting gloves on my hands, etc). I was hit all over and now I'm black. Now that I'm black, I take advantage of my new blackness by going on social media and say that the garden boy attacked me because of my race.

you get severly bullied on twitter and tiktok by 37 year old "woke" bluey fans.

WHAT?! I’m all black now! The garden boy should be bullied now not me! I AM THE MINORITY! I go over to congress and try to get TikTok banned from America

the congress says no. your bruises heal and you become a basic white boy again

i use my white privilege to take over congress

the congress is also white and you have taken over.

I ban TikTok. I also ban LGBTQ community, furries, Gacha, the whole deal.

One member of congress likes that stuff and gets in an argument with you abt it.

knowing that he likes this stuff, I know that he has a weak mind. I bring over an analog clock and ask him to tell me the time. It should blow up his mind.

'''you used the wrong pronouns, it was moe/lester. The congress member assaults you and you get canceled on twitter.'''

I tell the congress man that moes been using my wrong pronouns, which are nick/her

'''"man" is the wrong gender word and the congress member assaults you again. It identifies as a "homosexual chili pepper". (congresschilipeper)'''

I can’t take this world anymore. I set off all of America’s nukes, which is enough to destroy earth.

'''half of our beloved americas nukes fail, you just blew up the congress and all of greenland. Its not quite what you expected, but its something.'''

I start a dictatorship and comunism. This is my country now. I propose we kill every country that isn't japan, Russia, Namibia, Belarus, and Germany. (I try to make a treaty with those countries too)

you never get around to killing all the countries, but all the countries you spared are now your allies.

I did it! I finally did it! and, uh... huh... I rule the world, I'm in charge of everything... so why do I feel like nothing? Now that I own nintendo I start to work on the next smash bros game and add in octodad and elmo and all the good characters.

you make the new smash game and it turned out 234567890 times better than the old one, nintendo now worships you

everyone worships me! but what now? I feel empty... I merge all the countries into one big country, Ash.

'''everyone is merged into the newfound ultra country, "Ash". the national anthem and the pledge of allegance is changed to worship you. the flag is changed to a big picture of your face.'''

I still feel empty. I go on twitter and ask some random person to draw samus for me

'the twitter artist draws samus very flatteringly''(yk). what do you do with the picture?'''

I ask the artist to draw tyranitar now

'The artist draws a normal'' picture of tyranitar. What do you do with your pictures?'''

ILCAD:
'''You are lying down in the nurses office, not sure how you got there. The nurse is across the room. What do you do?'''

What gender is the nurse? If it's a women, i do her. If it's a male, I call him gay and esca[e

'''it is (sadly) a 70 something year old woman. You do her.'''

I throw up and shoot her. I leave the hospital and look for a plane

'''you... dont have a gun, so the nurse looks at you in confusion as you make finger pistols at her. You walk out of the nurses office into the hallway, confused on why there is no plane IN THE SCHOOL. there is a helicopter on the roof though.'''

*you get called down to the principals office*

I go to the principal office and have sex with the principal until she faints

'''Principals already dead, and SOTI and the 7th grade HELA teacher is down there. No principal, so you go for the next best thing.(go to SOTIs prompt now)'''

Darcy:
'''You are in a gymnasium with a kid lying down next to you with a sneaker in his hand. What do you do?'''

take the sneaker

'''you take the sneaker from the kid. Apon further inspection, the shoe is a Jordan 35.'''

im gonna hit the kid with it

The kid gets hit with the Jordan 35, the kid jumps at you and takes off his shoe and hits you with it.

Cant:
You wake up on the roof of the school, next to a bottle of expired prime and a rubix cube.What do you do?

I cheat and take the Rubix cube apart to solve it because I don’t know how to solve one. I throw the prime onto some dude’s head.

'''The guy who you poured the prime gets mad and wants to square up. Turns out the rubik's cube was his too.'''

I give him the cube and run into the halls to escape.

'''the guy chases after you into the hallway with his broken rubix cube still in his hand. He eventually catches you and kicks you onto the floor.'''

I get up and keep running into where no man has ever gone before. The women’s restroom.

the guy follows you in as the girls scream at you

I jump over his head and run into the math room

'''the guy falls to the floor as you dunk on him. when you are speeding to victory, you slip on a wet floor sign as a pretty girl stands over you.'''

*you get called down to the principals office*

I go there.

You go to the principals office and stand in shock when you see the principal dead and ILCAD and SOTI standing over the 7th grade HELA teacher with his wee wee snapped.

(shimmy to SOTIs prompt now)

I possess my dead body.

you possess your old body, with little to no physical problems cause SOTI didnt do much damage.

I walk into the math room as if nothing happened.

'''the math room has no teacher. The math room is filled with 3rd graders who think youre their subsitute teacher.'''

I grab the teacher's notes and play along.

'''you teach the 3rd graders math. suddenly, one kids hand shoots up. Do you call on them?'''

Yes.

"ummmm uhh Mr.Canttouchthis I have to use the-" the kid pisses himself and the class laughs at said kid.

I send him to the office to get new clothing. I tell the students to stop laughing. I can't believe what i just got myself into.

SOTI:
'''you come to your senses in the principals office, stuck in a dresser. For what, you dont know. The principal is still here.What do you do?'''

i yell out to the principal to help me or I will sue the whole school.

'''the principal walks over to the dresser, quickly freeing you. She moves over to her desk and does her taxes in silence.'''

I rip up her tax papers and run out of the office.

'''She yells at you and tries to grab her taxes as you run out of the office. You are now in the cafeteira with a bunch of 6th graders eating lunch.'''

I climb up onto a table and get everyone’s attention say that the principal is a murderer. I then pick up some food and start a food fight.

'''no one believes you and you are the only person who throws food. All the 6th graders resume their lunch with a few more chuckles than normal. Congrats SOTI, you just embarrassed yourself. What do you do.'''

a grab a tray and walk back to the principals office and hit her over the head.

the principal seems unfazed, she just kinda stands there staring at you.

does nobody care about my actions!?! I do her to death.

'''the principal gets done to death. As this happens, the 7th grade HELA teacher walks in. He joins in on the fun'''

i snap his dick

teacher (s)creams in pains

Ilcad here, I send soti to ohio, his favorite place in the world. I convince him to go because I tell him if you go their you'll get atention, and soti being the atention seeker he is goes

SOTI walks to Ohio, but gets tired and returns with more Ohio memes and cringe to defeat you(ILCAD) with.

I eat ILCAD

(hi it's cant, i've been sent to your prompt)

I ask for an ohio meme.

SOTI eats ILCAD like v0re and cant asks for an ohio meme, and SOTI reluctantly gives cant an ohio meme.

I want to kill everyone! So I snap cant’s neck and kill him. Then I run around and kill everyone I see.(im expecting youre SOTI)

(damn. i shoulda ran away)(ong)

'''Cant lies dead on the floor and SOTI runs out of the principals office and is met by a custodian on one of those big cleaner-car things. You try to kill him but he runs you over with the cleaner-car. In your wounded state, you throw up ILCAD. ILCAD stands over you.'''

(cant again. can i return as a ghost?)

SOTI- did I just swollow ILCAD whole? That’s stupid. Despite the pain. I get up and run to the nurses office.

'''yes SOTI, you did swallow ILCAD whole. thats what happens in v0re'''

Cant returns as a ghost(go back to ur prompt), and SOTI goes to the nurses office, to see the nurse dead, as ILCAD did her to death.

Toasted:
'''You wake up in the teachers lounge. There is a toaster and bread(get it???????????), a teacher, and some apples.What do you do?'''

I toast me some bread because I'm always hungry. Then I leave the room.

Brutus:
'''You walk into the heath classroom and the teacher is giving a lesson on CPR. what do you do?'''

I walk out of the classroom because i dont care about cpr

'''you are in the 8th grade hallway. there is a lost and found and 6 classrooms.'''

I go to the lost and found.

you find a 6 page essay,phone,airpods,prime,scissors, and a pencil case.

I take the phone and the airpods.

'''you take the phone and airpods. apon further inspection, the phone is an iphone 6 and the airpods are airpods 3rd gen'''

whatever. i take it anyway

'''you take the devices. there is a classroom being extra loud (blooket/kahoot?) down the hallway.'''

I go in their and punch one of the kids.

'''the kid screams and the class cheers as they all hated that kid. The class now worships you.'''

I tell the class to bang every single staff member.

the class bangs staff members but some little b*tches dont comply I beat the ass (not band because im not pedophilic) out of the little b1tches

the little b1tches die and the class cheers(they hated those kids too) and worship you even more.