How to become bureaucrat in ONE MONTH!

K everyone keep in mind this page is just for laughs and its a complete joke

STEP ONE - SPAM EDITS
If you want to become bureaucrat, the first you want to do, is spam edits. Spell out words one letter at a time on message walls, and make a ton of edits. Make sure you hit atleast 4 thousand

STEP TWO - BAGDE GAME
Now, this is where things start to get hard. Here are your options
 * Give up and go home
 * Go for the badges one at a time
 * Try to spread out your edits and get them all at once in a few edits

STEP THREE - BECOME FRIENDS WITH ALL OF THE STAFF
Now since we know the staff is corrupted (jk), if you become friends with them all, they will surely promote you. Keep doing steps 1 and 2, until they do.

STEP FOUR - BLACKMAIL THE CURRENT BUREAUCRAT
To get the content moderator position, you need to get the current bureaucrat to promote you. To make sure they do, blackmail them. Tell them,

"If I don't get Content Mod, I will steal your cookies."

This will scare the bureaucrat and he will promote you right away.

STEP FIVE - REPEAT STEP FOUR BUT FOR ADMIN
This is when you actually contribute normally to the wiki, and try your hardest to get admin

Ha you thought.

Repeat step four but say Admin instead of Content Mod.

STEP SIX - LEAD A STRIKE AGAINST THE CURRENT BUREAUCRAT
Make a strike agaisnt the current bureaucrat and make up some reason to make them look bad. They will get mad and demote themselves, but not before promoting you to bureaucrat.

And there you go! This is my (fake) step to step guide on how to become bureaucrat.

Remember this is for the memes, but you should still follow these guides

Reviews
Someone on the internet11 - "Wow! This really worked! Thank you!

The Real someone on the internet - “Who the hell added me into the reviews?”

MrLongDo - "Haven't tried this method yet... the blackmailing step doesn't seem to work for me..."