Fanon:The Concept of Thy Holy Yoshi Paisano

The concept of Thy Holy Yoshi Paisano is very difficult to understand when you are a mere peasant. But I, one of the highest members in this class, shall explain it to you.

The Concept
Supposedly, Thy Holy Yoshi Paisano was started when the Yoshi species came to life. After the Great Fiery Ball Bombing of Earth(aka the dinosaur's extinction), a new breed of dinosaurs arose. These were the Yoshis. Thy Holy Yoshi Paisano was born 65 million years after the Great Fiery Ball Bombing of Earth. This particular Yoshi was green and glowed. People worshipped him, and he became the messiah of the Yoshis. Supposedly, this is how Thy Holy Yoshi Paisano came to this Earth and blessed us all.

Thy Holy Directions that Thy Holy Yoshi Paisano has given us
There are many directions that Thy Holy Yoshi Paisano has given us, such as living a good life, be nice. and not entering the Statue Tanooki Form.

Do Not Trust the Evil Mayro Paisano
Supposedly, when the Mayro Paisano was born, he did not comply with thy holy directions that Thy Holy Yoshi Paisano gave to us, such as when he is in a jam, he dismounts Thy Holy Yoshi Paisano and leaves him falling into an abyss or lava.

There is a legend about the two Tanooki leaves. One makes you gain raccoon ears and a tail. That is the right one to use, according to Thy Holy Yoshi Paisano. The other one, the Statue Leaf, grows fur all over you and gives you the ability to turn into a statue.