The Hev1 War (from War Correspondent Gollum)

I never thought this day would be upon us. But alas, here it is: The Hev1 War.

(NOTE: This is from my perspective so please refrain from changing it)

Gathering Storm
Gollum's distaste for Hev1 began on December 12th, 2017 when Gollum made a thought out comment thinking about Nate's future. Years from now, as he’s being lead out of court, on trial and found guilty of murder, the reporters will ask this psychopath: “When did it start Nate?” to which Nate would reply: “Well it happened a while ago. When I was in middle school, I wanted to give my social studies teacher a heart attack. Then began the homicidal dreams. I knew one day I’d get even with her. One day…” Breaking Bad theme plays -Gollum, December 12th, 2017.

He recieved 8 likes.

Hev1 on the other hand, recieved 22 likes and featured comment for this work of art: Nate is heartless -Hev1, December 12th, 2017.

This infuriated Gollum. Not because he put quite a bit of effort into his comment but because some guy with the cult of personality could get so many likes for doing nothing. "Jeez," thought Gollum "This guy needs to be parodied, all he does is state the obvious!"

 Then on December 14th, 2017 Gollum came out with his parody of a Hev1 comment :

I love this strip! It is such high-level humour. The line “Oh how I detest her” while not only being a change from Nate’s usual “Oh how I hate her” it also is in itself a cryptic reference to the book, Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoyevsky written in 1886. To the line: “Pain and suffering are always inevitable for a large intelligence and a deep heart. The really great men must, I think, have great sadness on earth.” This explains the whole underlying subtext of Big Nate. He’s just a misunderstood genius and his plans are always thwarted by a evil stone hearted villain. I had no idea that Lincoln Peirce was a fan of Russian literature but o-ho I stand corrected! He is truly a modern genius. His works mention the concept that Dostoyevsky explained, the Dunning-Krueger effect, schadenfreude, and many more. This is all a part of my essay on Big Nate that you can read at a wonderful website called tydavidsonblog.wordpress.com  







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