The November 2023 election

= A dramatic recreation of the mod election = it was a dark and stormy night…

November 3rd, 2023 the crats held a mod election where many people participated.

Many users were uneasy by this one, why? The requirements, the requirements were enough to make a grown mature man like Soti himself feel a quiver of fear. 300 edits for mod, 600 for admin… the list went on.

chaos broke out throughout the wiki, threads made demanding for a lower requirement. No one, was happy.

arguments and fights grew from these irrational desires. The current staff insisted that their decision on the requirements were “only fair”.

no one wanted to listen, barely anyone fit the requirements for such an election. But what people soon realized was that the staff themselves couldn’t even reach the undemanding conditions that they forced upon the land.

”let’s riot” “let’s overthrow the staff” “revolution must commence” complaints from all around drowned the staff to a point where they had no choice but to give in to people.

“alright, we’ll lower the requirements” spoke a crat among the chaos. And that’s all the citizens needed, some equality for all. People felt relieved, they can finally run for staff!

“oh yay” “oh ho” some could of shouted. All it took was a bit of organized chaos to get what you want.

a few days pasted and it was time for the election, people lined up waiting to be voted on. 8 people in total, split into 2 groups.

group 1 consisted of people such as Soti, can’t, Thomas, and that gay transgender furry that no one likes (squirrel)

group 2 consisted of beanos, Dave, Mrlongdo, and a female (shin)

7 am hit and the voting has started, people scrambling to get a vote so they could be blessed with the mod rank. “Vote me!” “No vote me” all in sync. But only one could be blessed.

2 days have passed and ballots were closing, Soti managed to pull in the most votes in group one and finally became mod, it was one of the moments that could even make a grown man cry.

group 2 was close but beanos was ahead by 2 votes and it seemed like it was over for Dave. Such a plot twist couldn’t redo this.

Just as beanos was accepting his win, Soti burst into the thread with a smile on his face. “I switch my vote to dave!” he said with a chuckle.

the whole wiki gasped as the poll changed to a tie. Beanos was no longer obtaining his crown. “How could he do this?” Some people muttered. “Beanos was going to win fair and square”

when asked why he did it Soti only had one line: “I did it for the funny!” And explained no further. He left everyone standing like they just witnessed a murder.

Soti walked to obtain his win, with no one by his side because the election ended in a tie. “A tiebreaker must be set” said nour from his stand “just him and Dave, no other can try.”

both beanos and Dave were carried away to compete once again. As Soti sat back and just waved.

as of writing this the tiebreaker is running. With beanos in the lead by 1. And with the poll closing tomorrow, it seems beanos may win.

but wait, what’s this? Another tie? Both beanos and Dave are right beside? Is this how it ends? Will no one win? What kind of outcome could build from this?

lay the predictions and place your bets, cause only one can win this game. “It’s Beanos!” “it’s Dave!” Oh who could it be? With a tie being set there may be a challenge to decide.

”let ‘em fight to death!” “Make them race to the south!” So many possibilities that they could try.

“no that’s impossible, the tie will end soon” but maybe this crat is wrong this Time”

we have 12 hours remaining, the time runs thin, an election like this surely has people nervous. Let’s see who wins tomorrow.

the hours drew closer as the polls began to close. They’ll both get promoted if the tiebreaker ended in a tie.

but at the last possible minute to people flew in, and made beanos win by an additional 2.

it was close to the end, “a sure nail biter!” someone said. but just like that beanos won it again.

“better luck next time” Soti told Dave from above. “You’ve put up a fight, made it all the way to end” but it wasn’t enough to get that promotion dream.

and to end this story with a tear in your eye. Dave stood no chance, no matter how hard he tried.

The end…