Community Activity:The Tale of ???

The Story
There was once a poller named named Martysays. He was a father of 3 polls and a mad scientist. One day, while walking to work, some kind of UFC agent abducted him. He awoke, startled, wearing a arm cannon in an isolated prison cell that was empty and desolate. As he wondered what was happening, a strange and unknown anomaly passed through the floor and said, "Nuclear Bomb  Nuclear Bomb!" Then, Martysays was shot with a laser, which caused him to start screaming, POLL WAR III IS STARTING ”, over and over again. Hypnotized, he took out a bag of polls and stuffed them up gollum's nostrils, singing Don't stop believing  by Bob Meanwhile, the men in black and will smith spotted the alien craft. After a short meeting, they aimed their weapons and shot the ship down. As the spaceship plummeted towards the Earth, the autopilot system began to beep unremittingly: "Ozone layer detected. Ozone layer detected. Please activate force field." The craft hit the ground with a boom. X-Files agents Mulder and Scully heard the explosion and went to investigate. At Avengers Headquarters, Iron Man was notified of the crash and also went to investigate. The Men In Black, Will Smith, the agents and Iron Man all gathered around the wreckage, waiting for something to happen, when all of a sudden, Tyler, fused with the alien creature, crawled out of the wreckage and said "Y'all got any more of them memes?"

"How can one alien possibly be so dank?" asked Will Smith as Tyler the Alien dabbed while whistling the national anthem of the USSR.

He then woke up he realized he was still in the prison cell by himself. Suddenly, a strange alien walked through the iron bars. ¨My name is ???¨ Said the creature. ¨And I have come to your galaxy to take away ALLLLL da milk from it. Tyler slapped his hand on his head. ¨But first....¨ It said...... "do you know da wae? You must have Ebola to know da wae.” All of a sudden Meme_Machine crashed through the ceiling and said: "I know the way." Delighted to know that Meme_Machine knew the way ??? gave him a broken sword and told him...

Order

 * 1) Nate Clone
 * 2) 0a1s2d3f4g5h
 * 3) Meme_Machine
 * 4) Lord Nour
 * 5) Mighty Bananas
 * 6) GiddyFawn
 * 7) RileyTheReader
 * 8) Randomcanadian
 * 9) 7o'clock
 * 10) BiggerNate91
 * 11) Raven
 * 12) Gollum