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Hi guys!

Ak here with an idea where we make poems on the wiki!

Of course I'm too lazy to make a good poem so I used this. https://www.poem-generator.org.uk/


Using this try to make some fun poems on the wiki.

You're allowed to make how many ever you want.


1st Poem


Zach's Torment - The Villanelle Of The Cat

A Villanelle by Ak

Zach couldn't stop thinking about the Cat

It was just so awesome and cute

But he could never forget the caveat

That morning, Zach was shocked by the format

He had to calm himself with an attribute

Zach couldn't stop thinking about the Cat

Later, Zach was spooked by a spat

He thought the situation had become rather acute

But he could never forget the caveat

Ak-Elfs tried to distract him with a rat

Said his mind had become too minute

Zach couldn't stop thinking about the Cat

Zach took action like a mat

The Cat was becoming too absolute

But he could never forget the caveat

Zach nosedived like a popular rat

His mind turned into a pursuit

Zach couldn't stop thinking about the Cat

But he could never forget the caveat.

2nd Poem

Age Nine

By Garf

You shouldn’t be cussing at age nine.


You shouldn’t also be talking politics at age nine.


You don’t know much about politics at age nine.


You shouldn’t even be on here at age nine.


Why are you here at age nine?


3rd Poem

A Lass Called P-dog

by Rock Hard Abs

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Auto Praise for A Lass Called P-dog "Wow! The rhyming structure is incredible. 'flexed'/'text'/'subtext' - how does Rock Hard Abs come up with this stuff?" - The Daily Tale "I thought Limericks were supposed to be funny. I slept. Then I dreamt that I was asleep." - Enid Kibbler "Frankly, who can't say no to the subtext? Flawless poetry. The earth moved for me. I just wish Limericks were longer." - Hit the Spoof "What I want to know, it who the toast is P-dog?" - Zob Gloop "I can think of better rhymes for 'flexed', but best not go there. Thanks, Rock Hard Abs, for some moderate entertainment." - Betty Borison

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