K everyone keep in mind this page is just for laughs and its a complete joke
STEP ONE - SPAM EDITS[]
If you want to become bureaucrat, the first you want to do, is spam edits. Spell out words one letter at a time on message walls, and make a ton of edits. Make sure you hit atleast 4 thousand
STEP TWO - BAGDE GAME[]
Now, this is where things start to get hard. Here are your options
- Give up and go home
- Go for the badges one at a time
- Try to spread out your edits and get them all at once in a few edits
STEP THREE - BECOME FRIENDS WITH ALL OF THE STAFF[]
Now since we know the staff is corrupted (jk), if you become friends with them all, they will surely promote you. Keep doing steps 1 and 2, until they do.
STEP FOUR - BLACKMAIL THE CURRENT BUREAUCRAT[]
To get the content moderator position, you need to get the current bureaucrat to promote you. To make sure they do, blackmail them. Tell them,
"If I don't get Content Mod, I will steal your cookies."
This will scare the bureaucrat and he will promote you right away.
STEP FIVE - REPEAT STEP FOUR BUT FOR ADMIN[]
This is when you actually contribute normally to the wiki, and try your hardest to get admin
Ha you thought.
Repeat step four but say Admin instead of Content Mod.
STEP SIX - LEAD A STRIKE AGAINST THE CURRENT BUREAUCRAT[]
Make a strike agaisnt the current bureaucrat and make up some reason to make them look bad. They will get mad and demote themselves, but not before promoting you to bureaucrat.
And there you go! This is my (fake) step to step guide on how to become bureaucrat.
Remember this is for the memes, but you should still follow these guides
Reviews[]
Someone on the internet11 - "Wow! This really worked! Thank you!
The Real someone on the internet - “Who the hell added me into the reviews?”
MrLongDo - "Haven't tried this method yet... the blackmailing step doesn't seem to work for me..."