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Don't ask me why the heck it happened, but it did. When I was younger, like when I was five or something, the McDonald's Golden M logo haunted my nightmares. Nearly EVERY nightmare I had was like that! It gave me a dastardly fear of the McDonald's M, or at least when it appeared on the TV. Every time a McDonald's commercial came on, the TV either had to mute or come off. I finally got over it a few years later, but it was still probably the weirdest set of nightmares I will ever have.

I also had THXphobia, but that's another story.

Nate Clone - Outer Space[]

Nearly all of my dreams involve space in some capacity. Even though I have no interest in becoming an astronaut, apparently my mind does. Also, many of my dreams inspire some parts of the Joe Moraliste stories.

The weirdest one was when me and some of my friends were on an exposition to stop ....... "crickets from taking over the flower" ...... (That's what my commander said) In the dream, we were all confused, and then we understood everything about the mission. We made it to the planet with the chemical we needed to get. And it up to yours cloney to get it. I got the chemical. But then the weirdest thing happened. I got back into the ship and everyone looked like Big. I'm not joking. But they didn't turn evil or anything, they were still the same.

We flew back to earth and we died on the way back (Just like in any dream I ever have).

ComedyProfessional - Doorways[]

back when i was super young, doorways terrified me. I could never go under one unless being carried by someone or holding someones hand. I always thought they would come down crashing on me

ok so one night, i went to bed, and I dreamt. I was greeted into a hallway, with a doorway at the end of it leading to a burger (i really liked burgers), then all of a sudden, the doorway comes off the wall, grows teeth, and starts levitating towards me. I woke up and I pissed the bed

The Yeeter - Effja[]

One year ago, I had this dream where I saw this yeeter and he was yeeting everything. Then he came closer to me and he yeeted me out of my house. Yeah. It wasn't a nightmare, I guess but it was weird.

P-dog- the big stuff[]

When I was 5 to 6, i had weird dreams were everything about me was growing and getting warped and stuff like that. when i would wake up after that, i would be dizzy and have trouble standing. idk really why.

ComicRater[]

I recently had a terrible dream. One day we were in school. I noticed over the announcements, people were slowly being called down at the office, in bigger groups each time. I was getting suspicious, but I didn’t do anything. Once my group was called down, I reluctantly went downstairs. I saw that there were buses. I didn’t think anything of it, but I slowly saw that the kids were getting on the bus because they were going to concentration camp (death camp). I grabbed some friends and tried to escape. So, we ran to the back of the school. But, my friends started to act weird. They were saying creepy things and acting off. I decided I should get away, just incase. But, as I went into another room, I heard a knock at the door telling me to come in. It was a police officer, and I saw my friends lying on the floor, not sure if they were dead or not. I was terrified, because I didn’t know if they were dead or not. I was also terrified because the police was taking me to the bus to concentration camp. As we got there, I saw the first bus drive away. All the kids seemed scared on the bus. I was forcefully loaded on to one.

And then I woke up.

I was in such a sweat waking up from that. It might not sound bad now, but this happened recently, and I was mortified. Part of this could have been because I read a history story where some people came to a school and took kids away, but I don’t think that is all of it. I looked up online what this could mean, and it means that, well,

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This was actually pretty true considering some things I was going through in my life. Really freaky.

BNB[]

ok so for some reason cardi b was mad at me so she launched me out of a catapult into the ocean. yup

Arobloxpro[]

One day, I had a dream where MattyBRaps broke my iPad, and after that, I smashed his phone with a jackhammer. I didn't know where the flip that even came from.

Swasimcool[]

I have a lot of nightmares. I will share two of them. Once when I was 7 or 8, I got a dream that I was being attacked by a monster from Terriaria. (A game) I also once had a dream about a person with a gun that looked like CryingCarson almost about to shoot me. The second one happened to me recently.

GiantNate91[]

Yeah, so... I’ve almost never had a good dream. If I do have a dream, it’s basically always a nightmare. Over and over in my dreams, all that happens is me getting.... threatened to be killed. Why I have these dreams, I have no idea and I try to block them out. I just want them to fucking get out of my head.

Henry Hudson[]

It was actually a dream that was ... related to the wiki (in a way). So, in the dream I'm living in a luxurious mansion. I had been a recipient of a great fortune, and now I had everything that I wanted. Then, I heard some sad news.

CROSSDOGGO HAD DIED BECAUSE I ACCEPTED THE FORTUNE. Except it wasn't CrossDoggo, it was his IRL name. I don't remember what happened after that.

Christina Reynolds- Getting Detention[]

It was a dream where I was in a play rehearsal, and my friend wasn't there. So I set off to look for them and got detention for leaving! Boy was I happy to wake up.

just nate[]

I had a nightmare where I got killed by a Pokémon.

Eddie[]

About a week ago I had a dream. Me and Bignatebaseball we're in a car driving away from Haloluv, who was in a helicopter attempting to shoot us down.

Ak-Elfs[]

I once had a dream that I won the lottery and then people tried to kill me. By boiling me in oil.... Like Avatar.. Yesterday I had a dream where random people starting video calling me on discord and telling me to die.


Lssj8520[]

I had a dream where I was walking through a narrow path at a resort with my family. Bright sunny day, beach right beside us. Then a tsunami happened that launched me into the air. Then I fell through a very narrow hole that was bottomless and I woke up. Then I fell asleep again and I returned to my dream and I was on a yacht in the middle of the tsunami saving people with my band teacher. Then I fell out of the yacht and swam to shore where I saw every single one of my girl classmates. They all just said hi to me (which is weird for my class) and left. One person stayed and watched the waves but when i turned back around to the waves, I was back in the ship with my band teacher. Then I forced myself awake. 

Pig Lover[]

I died.

what a great dream

Awqua[]

I Died In Lava,

Beanos[]

I die then I wake up from the dream into another dream where I die

Arcane[]

Falling off a mountain into Trump's home

-No Avatar-[]

A giant spider rips out of my wall and eats me. The end



another is me eating 50 miles worth of chicken

Aee23[]

Once I had a dream where me and a random family were teleporting across the West and East side of Portland, trying frantically to hide my iPad from my parents and my big sister (but I don't have a big sister).

Chase[]

I had a dream about having a dream.

You dare oppose me mortal[]

This is kinda weird, but I once had a nightmare that I was stuck and was crushed in a mailbox that was all rusty. Don't ask me what goes on in my head.

CHOOWIECOOKIE[]

I had a dream that i was shot with a drug and i actually felt it

Ppapyruss[]

I once had a dream where I was bumblebee, I was in this park and they all started running and screaming, then BOOM! I woke up!

MartSays[]

I don't think I should say, I don't know why I had that dream but I guess my mind is a horrifying place...

Toad[]

I had this weird one where Ronald McDonald chased me on a HotWheels rug

Inked[]

I had a dream that I walked in on Elon Musk eating New York hot dogs at the mall.

YoyoKahoto[]

Where should I start?

Oh, right.

One time I had a dream about a fidget spinner back when I was 4 years old(ah, the good ol' days.)

And I've been afraid of those plastic suckers ever since.

Quincy[]

I don’t remember dreams.

ZanePlayer (Meme Dee Dee)[]

I had this weird dream where I saw BTS (I know, I'm cringe) and I went up to them, but it turns out they were on a TV and I noclipped through it, and ending up in the Backrooms. I later found this door and I went through it. It took me too this big field with nothing on it but a restaraunt called, "Gamer Chinese Restaraunt." I went through it, and I found a bunch of old gamer men eating some food in styrofoam containers. I asked them if the food was poisonous, and they said no. They also said I could get food at the desk. I asked them where the desk was, but they just snapped their fingers, and I teleported to the desk. The man at the desk was old and a gamer too, and gave me some noodles. I ate it, and when I swallowed the first bite, I woke up. Strange stuff, huh?

Cant - Multiple[]

  • The government nuked our neighborhood as a failed July 4th event
  • I kept having dreams about me being a cat when I was like 12
  • I dreamt about this wiki meeting up
  • Random panels of the floor would disappear underneath my feet
  • I slid down a massive ramp leading to Hell
  • does anybody even read these

Thomas[]

A weird dream was that I was in a video game store. All I bought was a 3DS and Minecraft for the 3DS. Not even New Super Mario Bros 2, the best game in the NSMB series. DX

I also had this nightmare that woke me up in the middle of the night.

Vecna[]

I've experienced a lot of weird dreams:

In the dream, I was driving a Tesla inside a mall, which happened to be on the top of my closet. Turns out that I'm too young to drive and I crash the car into a pillar and wake up.

In this other dream, I was on a nighttime stroll when I see like a whole bunch of wolves on the other side of the street. Now there is a mountain behind me, and for some reason, the wolves are unable to climb it. I sit there for like 5 seconds and the wolves just disappear.

In this third dream, this mafia leader comes to me and asks me to smash his daughter. I refuse to do so, and he decides to send his men after me and after a long chase, I accidentally jump on his daughter's back and I wake up.

IceCeam[]

I had this weird dream where me, dilbert, dogbert, ratbert, the main cast of Jimmy neutron, Timmy turner, Animal, Laura Croft, and some random beer guzzling freako were selected to go camping in unexplored territory for 10 years. I don't remember much, except that beer guzzling freako destroyed the van we rode and we had no way of getting back.


Another dream i had was about this severed finger that was alive. The finger became a master mind criminal and and rode a golf cart he stole from a country club. He was apart of a gang but then he got chased by them after they got extremely intoxicated. Then I had to take him to my apartment. Once I got there he turned into dust.

I gotta stop eating chips and salsa right before I go to bed.

TotallyASquirrel[]

when i was young i had a dream where dave the octopus from the 2014 penguins of madagascar movie grabbed me and sucked me into the sink with him. i woke up screaming


damn you john malkovich

Chaos[]

I drank a sandwich.

Ilcad[]

isis recruited me but then jesus killed them all

Dave[]

My dream wasn’t weird, more bad*ss. I was a Navy Seal and was mag dumping terrorists.

Soti[]

I had a dream where I was racist. Then I realized I wasn’t sleeping.

MrLongDo[]

I was being chased by a chimpanzee

Quincy[]

I dreamed that someone broke into my house. I woke up and my bike was gone.

BrutusJacks[]

I dreamed I was the hero of a Die Hard movie and I saved everybody.

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